/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51107035]

Powell edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51104155

[Anonymous No.51107067]

What is he gonna say?

[Anonymous No.51107069]

how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.51107072]

FUCK
YOUR
PUTS

[Anonymous No.51107078]

based on the last thread, i'm fairly sure that this general is filled with retards. please do not post unless you are highly intelligent. thank you

[Anonymous No.51107079]

What time?

[Anonymous No.51107088]

HONK HONK BITCHES

[Anonymous No.51107092]

>>51107035
i fucking hate this faggot jew

[Anonymous No.51107096]

>>51107067
if he says the n-word Im going to donate 1 SIGA to the FED

[Anonymous No.51107098]

Aaaaand just like that, the Euro will never hit parity with USD ever again!

[Anonymous No.51107102]

>>51107078
Herpaderp

[Anonymous No.51107117]

WTF ARE FUTURES DOING

[Anonymous No.51107119]

>>51107069
>turn your jungles, forests, plains into corncrete parking lots and commieblocks
>be surprised you're now getting cooked
Mao forgot to include chinks in his pests campaign.

[Anonymous No.51107123]

>>51107040
what's your strategy? spreads? I've been selling puts and spreads

[Anonymous No.51107126]

>>51107079
30 min. according to jewtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXUbwVTUjYg

[Anonymous No.51107128]

>>51107067
"Niggers tongue my anus 420 negative interest rates yolo." Trust me I am an insider.

[Anonymous No.51107127]

>>51107119
was the racism really necessary?

[Anonymous No.51107132]

the exuberance...
yes...
i can smell it.
the odour... is unbelievable.
like a tonne of bear dung invading my nostrils all at once.
i can't stand it.
but the hidden tigers...
the revel on it.
beware.
beware of the hidden tigers.

[Anonymous No.51107135]

>>51107117
Fed man say rates causing recession no big deal, futures not happy :(

[Anonymous No.51107138]

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

[Anonymous No.51107144]

What the fuck was that?!

[Anonymous No.51107145]

LIVE FROM JACKSON GAPEING HOLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EiC9bvVGnk&ab_channel=SeeJacksonHole

[Anonymous No.51107149]

30 minutes until he speaks

[Anonymous No.51107153]

this is it, the melt up.

[Anonymous No.51107154]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51107156]

Ah ye ol' bull trap into bear trap into bull trap into crab trap back to nowhere......
You won't catch me with that ol'trick

[Anonymous No.51107162]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51107163]

>>51107127
Shut the fuck up chink. I love japs, I hate your bugman race that's destroying Asia.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51107164]

>>51107067
He's going to be wearing a Hawk Man costume, and come out and say, "THESE FUCKING NIGGERS NEED TO BE MORE RESPONSIBLE!" "I WILL BE RAISING THE INTEREST RATES UNTIL THE DEMAND FOR GOODS AND SERVICES IS DESTROYED!" Then he's going to make caw caw caw noises and flap his big black hawk wings and fly away back to his mountain stronghold to ponder dreams of world domination and molest children.

[Anonymous No.51107169]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51107174]

>>51107132
Sorry buddy some Nobel prize winning economist confirmed the u.s. isn't in a recession. The tigers are going to starve to death.

[Anonymous No.51107175]

you morons stop making threads too fast we don't hit bump limit until post 310

[Anonymous No.51107187]

>>51107145
comfy stream

[Anonymous No.51107190]

dovish on the dovish side. modest light pump into crab

[Anonymous No.51107193]

>currents

[Anonymous No.51107199]

Just got off the phone with JPow, he said we're raising rates to 10 percent, effective immediately

[Anonymous No.51107200]

Who else sold SIGA at the top?
I doubled my money then rolled it into BRK B and Google.

[Anonymous No.51107202]

>futures
There's no such thing. Take your tinfoil hat off and take your meds. This "future" thing doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.51107208]

lmao

[Anonymous No.51107214]

I guess NVDA is worth more after the abysmal Q2 and forward guidance...

[Anonymous No.51107217]

>>51107145
Some anon must live there. GTFO there and start twerking in the middle of the road - do it for the team.

[Anonymous No.51107219]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51107227]

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

[Anonymous No.51107234]

>>51107200
Sold at $22. Was a bit skittish about it when my stop losses triggered. Super glad I had those in place. Made 75% and dumped it into BTC, which is itself now up 3.5%. Real good trade there.

[Anonymous No.51107235]

>actuals

[Anonymous No.51107246]

>ZIM

[Anonymous No.51107251]

>>51107123
same here.

next week should be fun with the "strategic update announcement".

[Anonymous No.51107253]

I'm staying out of the market today. This pump from futures smells like a pump before the dump but markets are retarded. I don't fucking know.

[Anonymous No.51107255]

>>51107119
How can I long worldwide reforestation efforts?

[Anonymous No.51107264]

>>51107199
Half expect JPOW to start the money printer back up, brandon needs to buy more votes.

[Anonymous No.51107269]

>nows

[Anonymous No.51107272]

>>51107235
>Live Footage: Jerome Powell rides into Jackson Hole on a giant crab. Takes a huge dump in the street and rides away.

[Anonymous No.51107275]

60/40 odds in favor of 50bps now. It was the opposite yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51107277]

>>51107246
>ZOM

[Anonymous No.51107278]

>>51107035
>AMBERLAMPS

[Anonymous No.51107279]

My puts are still worthless, can we please dump before we giga pump powell sama?

[Anonymous No.51107285]

>SOXL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51107300]

>>51107285
HOLD THE LINE

SEMICONDUCTORS IS THE NEW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL....

[Anonymous No.51107307]

Nice weather

[Anonymous No.51107310]

for the last two Zim dividends i've sold the day before EDD and put in a limit order for the next day at the full dividend amount (pre-tax) and it's worked. Did I figure out how to outjew the jews?

[Anonymous No.51107316]

Did Powell say the n word yet?

[Anonymous No.51107321]

>>51107035
STREAM LINK WHERE

[Anonymous No.51107324]

SAVA is up 82% since they were accused of fraud... who is pumping this shit? Wallstreet fags can't let anything bleed to zero without squeezing some scam pumps on the way down.

[Anonymous No.51107325]

>>51107285
>S-ACK sl

[Anonymous No.51107329]

Just loaded up on AMD 90p 0dte. IAGMI

[Anonymous No.51107338]

[Anonymous No.51107341]

>>51107321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr0HI-83VjU

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51107342]

I got a feeling that Powell isn't going to pivot and basically he's going to hike rates until the supply of money is less than the demand for money.

[Anonymous No.51107345]

>>51107321
Someone link foxnews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXUbwVTUjYg
Maybe a better 'official' one somewhere else

[Anonymous No.51107352]

look bobros, the market is extremely bearish pre-powell, this can only mean one thing. le rug is about to be le pulled. i cannot wait. those exuberant cows will pay.

[Anonymous No.51107360]

The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.51107368]

I love gambling!

[Anonymous No.51107387]

>>51107345
>Someone link foxnews
Someone link foxsoul, the black report. They give the real qrd.

[Anonymous No.51107394]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOXL WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51107395]

My safe lil KHC stock doin' a lil sumsum

[Anonymous No.51107398]

comments are open on the benzinga stream >>51107341

[Anonymous No.51107418]

Hello, I'll be your host for the next 12 minutes

[Anonymous No.51107424]

>>51107394

[Anonymous No.51107426]

smells like a massive up day for the S&P 500.
~4230pts+ hod

[Anonymous No.51107427]

And I'll be your host for the 12 months afterwards.

[Anonymous No.51107430]

CommieNiggerNetwork on full damage control. What does it mean I wonder?

12 minutes...

[Anonymous No.51107432]

Check out SFIO. Epiphany cafes are going to be as common as Starbucks in a few years.

[Anonymous No.51107441]

>>51107430
>propaganda arm of the dems says don't listen to him
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.51107454]

>first 15m candle lower volume than yesterday's
>spy slowly drifting down on lower and lower volume
>powell on in 10m
>probably wont say shit like he always does
>market will probably overreact like it always does

Calling it now: +.75%

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51107455]

>>51107430
Powell is going to blast Biden for fucking up this country. Our country hasn't been on the wrong track for this long since Obama, and it's only going to get worse bros. I hate it.

[Anonymous No.51107460]

>thinking jpow will let the market tank on days he speaks
you haven't learned anything have you

[Anonymous No.51107461]

>>51107432
I am hungry and disgusted at the same time

[Anonymous No.51107463]

https://techcrunch.com/2022/04/21/aeva-and-nasa-want-to-map-the-moon-with-lidar-powered-knack-pack/

[Anonymous No.51107472]

>>51107430
opening more puts

[Anonymous No.51107473]

>soxl is dumping

[Anonymous No.51107479]

We're almost at the top of yesterday's 10:30 peak

[Anonymous No.51107480]

I will dance on your corpse Mumu. It's over for you. You had your chance. A three month long exit pump. You greedy twat. You didn't even deserve that one, but I let you have it. I warned you all throughout, I told you to sell. You have only yourself to blame from now on. The stock market will not see a green daily candle for months.

[Anonymous No.51107486]

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

[Anonymous No.51107497]

THAT'S IT I'M GONNA SLURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.51107499]

JEROME IS A NIGGA'S NAME. WHY THIS MOTHERFUCKA WHITE???? THIS SOME FAKE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51107507]

>>51107427
I hope your hosting gig works out for you. You had a tough month and a half and not everyone's cut out for the markets.

[Anonymous No.51107508]

>>51107499
trans POC are POC

[Anonymous No.51107509]

>>51107497
Stop buying. Final warning.

[Anonymous No.51107513]

[Anonymous No.51107514]

JIM CRAMER DIRECTED ME HERE

[Anonymous No.51107515]

all the liquidity on bookmap^tm is to the upside, ladder all the way to spx 4300

[Anonymous No.51107524]

SPY 422 EOD

[Anonymous No.51107527]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ3sEeArWlw

[Anonymous No.51107528]

>>51107509
It's too late. You. Will. Learn.

[Anonymous No.51107533]

STOP FUCKING BUYING
SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.51107538]

The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

[Anonymous No.51107540]

JEROME'S IN THE HOUSE
https://youtu.be/BBAtAM7vtgc?t=231

[Anonymous No.51107544]

Bulls will own nothing.

[Anonymous No.51107549]

>>51107514
The CNBC investment club is for guys just like you anon!

[Anonymous No.51107550]

>>51107310
Capital gains tax if applicable
Transaction fee if applicable
Might be worse than paying tax on divi, depends on your country and the stock movements

[Anonymous No.51107552]

>>51107544
and zey vill be... unhappy.

[Anonymous No.51107556]

Whatever happens, I am at peace. I shall not revenge trade.

[Anonymous No.51107557]

>>51107538
tl;dr
is this homosex fiction?

[Anonymous No.51107565]

>>51107538
lmao

[Anonymous No.51107570]

>>51107550
I took a capital loss so it's actually going to negate some of the tax kek

[Anonymous No.51107574]

Here we go bros. It's been an honor shitposting with you.

[Anonymous No.51107575]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsZyEa_qdpo

oh hello

[Anonymous No.51107577]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51107581]

Powell is gonna say the n word again isnt he?

[Anonymous No.51107586]

THE CUNT IS ON

[Anonymous No.51107588]

SIGA is going to test $15 today before close lol

[Anonymous No.51107590]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51107598]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51107603]

HE SAID THE INFLATION WORD!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MARKET!!!

[Anonymous No.51107604]

COME ON POWEL LETS GET BULLISH YEAAHAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51107605]

HAWKMAN CONFIRMED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51107608]

Ohhh some good Powellkino.

[Anonymous No.51107609]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I TAKE IT BACK I'M SELLING

[Anonymous No.51107611]

FUCK YOU MUMU

[Anonymous No.51107612]

SOME PAIN CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.51107614]

>SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH
SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH
>SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH
SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH
>SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH
SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH
>SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH
SUSTAINED PERIOD OF NO GROWTH

>PAIN TO HOUSEHOLDS AND BUSINESS
PAIN TO HOUSEHOLDS AND BUSINESS
>PAIN TO HOUSEHOLDS AND BUSINESS
PAIN TO HOUSEHOLDS AND BUSINESS
>PAIN TO HOUSEHOLDS AND BUSINESS
PAIN TO HOUSEHOLDS AND BUSINESS

[Anonymous No.51107616]

>JPow: we will be using our tools forcefully
damn right

[Anonymous No.51107618]

CRASHING THIS ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.51107619]

HE WENT FULL HAWK

[Anonymous No.51107620]

>we must lower inflation to 2% target
okay.. so how are you gonna do that? continue to raise rates? no pivot? jawboning?

[Anonymous No.51107627]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51107629]

>>51107614
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ABOUT THE NIGGERS? THEY DON'T HAVE HOUSEHOLDS OR BUSINESSES? ARE THE NIGGERS GOING TO GET THEIR FAIR SHARE OF THE PAIN TOO?????

[Anonymous No.51107632]

>he bought the top
>AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51107633]

75 RAPE POINTS ARE BACK ON THE TABLE

[Anonymous No.51107635]

>Fuck your good inflation data
>Rates going to max

[Anonymous No.51107638]

STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU BOTS

[Anonymous No.51107641]

HOOKED

[Anonymous No.51107645]

how do I hedge against survivors of this market crash?

[Anonymous No.51107649]

im doubling down on my longs here

[Anonymous No.51107660]

HAWKBROS ASSEMBLE

[Anonymous No.51107662]

HE JUST SHOT DOWN DOVISH PIVOT

[Anonymous No.51107667]

>risk of prematurely easing policy
okay, so no pivot?

[Anonymous No.51107672]

>>51107645
LONG LEAD

[Anonymous No.51107673]

I bought sqqq right before close yesterday and I haven't looked yet

[Anonymous No.51107674]

Wait did he say the rate will settle around 2.5%?

[Anonymous No.51107675]

Why computer line red

[Anonymous No.51107685]

STOP THE COUNT
STOP
THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.51107688]

SQQQ IS FUCKIIING PRINTING

[Anonymous No.51107689]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE NASDAQ THIS VERTICAL BEFORE

STOCKS WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GO BACK UP EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51107690]

>>51107662
>Mumus right now

[Anonymous No.51107691]

aaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.51107692]

Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

[Anonymous No.51107694]

BUDDY, LOOK AT EVERYTHING COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51107696]

POWELL IS A FUCKING WHITE SUPREMACISTS LOOK AT THE HAND SIGNAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51107698]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.51107703]

it's over

[Anonymous No.51107708]

The time has come

[Anonymous No.51107714]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DILDO

[Anonymous No.51107716]

What's this pattern?

[Anonymous No.51107720]

>>51107538

[Anonymous No.51107721]

>inflation is demand's fault
>n-n-not all the money we printed haha

[Anonymous No.51107723]

>market randomly pumps +0.6 into a 1.3% close
>market starts dumping the next day
>market starts pumping into close because everyone realises they overreacted.

I really want to know who is in control of this price movement cause I know for a fact it's not retail niggas with $5 in their robinhood acc. There's nothing you can do except buy more once it dropped because you're but a drop in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.51107725]

It was a long and hard battle, Bobros. But we did it. With our diamond paws, we clutched our puts and shorts, and held strong. And finally... reality is catching up. Rational and patient actors always win. Congratulations to all of you who held with me. We did it. What are you going to do with your returns? I will use mine for a downpayment on a house.

[Anonymous No.51107733]

>>51107698
>YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.51107734]

[Anonymous No.51107737]

EVERYTHING IS CRASH EXPECT SQQQ HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51107741]

>2.5% sqqq
wheres the happening

[Anonymous No.51107742]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE ARE BACK

[Anonymous No.51107746]

>>51107723

You’re wrong. It’s all retail who unironically expect a pivot.

[Anonymous No.51107747]

My conservative portfolio of 100% 9/16 puts, sqqq, uvxy, DRIP and kold is just a giant green dildo. Feels good man.

Fuck you bulls.. market isn't allowed to rally until we figure out this black unemployment problem

[Anonymous No.51107749]

So what was the rate hike?

[Anonymous No.51107751]

oooo?

[Anonymous No.51107752]

>>51107725
>diamond paws
So that's who the bears are. Thanks for the golden bull confirmation.

[Anonymous No.51107755]

ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

[Anonymous No.51107757]

HE SAID VOLKER

[Anonymous No.51107758]

I WANT OFF JEROMES WILD RIDE

[Anonymous No.51107765]

>>51107725
+2% today confirmed

[Anonymous No.51107764]

>FORCEFUL
RAPE CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.51107766]

Reminder: if you must go short do not bet on VIX. Go plot any synthetic measure of volatility against it VIX. For the last months they diverge. It is being gamed to cap downturns.

Wondering how they're all acting so hawkish all of a sudden? Why aren't they scared about crashing it before midterms? How tf they all acting so brave?

Cause the market's got a safety brake on it. Shit is rigged. New market regime is here. QE era is over, now we're cutting out the middle man and just directly fucking manipulating this shit.

[Anonymous No.51107767]

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! BUY THE FUCKING DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE FUCKIN START OF THE MELT UP tm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51107769]

the 10yr and 2yr grew more inverted as he spoke

[Anonymous No.51107772]

He said... nothing

[Anonymous No.51107773]

[Anonymous No.51107783]

HE JUST SAID HE WANTS TO AVOID A VOLKER SITUATION

[Anonymous No.51107785]

stupid bobo

[Anonymous No.51107786]

Why are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.51107793]

oooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.51107796]

AEVA green again

[Anonymous No.51107799]

you love to see it

[Anonymous No.51107801]

Now the rally can begin.

[Anonymous No.51107800]

JERMOE YOU YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. STOP SPEAKING! EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK MY PORTFOLIO DUMPS!

[Anonymous No.51107802]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51107805]

HE DIDN'T SAY WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE TOMORROW
MELT
UP
TIME
BABY

[Anonymous No.51107806]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.51107808]

>>51107786
why were we dumping?

[Anonymous No.51107809]

>>51107786
because.. why not

[Anonymous No.51107810]

kek that V bounce

[Anonymous No.51107812]

>>51107723
Jew algos taking money from gentiles, always was

[Anonymous No.51107813]

Holy shit this was massive, he dropped some major bombs in this speech.

[Anonymous No.51107816]

sold puts at the bottom

[Anonymous No.51107817]

IT'S THE MELTUP IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!

[Anonymous No.51107819]

Made sixteen percent on that, how'd (You) do?

[Anonymous No.51107818]

LMAO BOBO

[Anonymous No.51107820]

Nasdaq is trading like a shit coin.

[Anonymous No.51107821]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51107783
>>51107786

[Anonymous No.51107824]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONN

[Anonymous No.51107826]

>>51107164
Holy shit! How did you know?

[Anonymous No.51107825]

That was the most hawkish J-dove has ever been and the market took it in stride.

[Anonymous No.51107828]

>>51107723
>who is in control of this price movement
COBOL

[Anonymous No.51107827]

B0B0

[Anonymous No.51107831]

Is that it?
All this work up for 10mins of talk
I am dissappoint

[Anonymous No.51107835]

>>51107786

[Anonymous No.51107836]

what did jpow say exactly?

[Anonymous No.51107841]

the stock market was the real shit coin all along

[Anonymous No.51107842]

what time does he open his hole?

[Anonymous No.51107845]

>>51107820
jumps up and down 200 points and volatility is still down lololol clown honk honk

[Anonymous No.51107848]

>>51107836
He said they want to avoid the way volker hiked rates.

[Anonymous No.51107850]

>jpow more hawkish than ever
>instant v-shaped recovery
>volume still lower than yesterday's close
wtf is going on lol

[Anonymous No.51107851]

I SOLD THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51107852]

>GOOD INFLATION DATA
>8% instead of 9%
Bulls are actually retarded. I know you're sad because you're down but at a certain point you need to just admit you made a mistake and stop hoping for Powell to be like "hyperinflation isn't so bad".

[Anonymous No.51107855]

FUCK THIS STOCK TRADING GAME!!! I'm going back to pokmeon the card trading game.

[Anonymous No.51107856]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51107857]

Hahahaha what a fucking circus

[Anonymous No.51107858]

Uhhh but we won? Where are the hecking circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.51107861]

>>51107836
He promised rape in the future.

[Anonymous No.51107868]

>>51107836
not a lot, a little hawkish but nothing concrete

[Anonymous No.51107869]

>>51107836
>inflation is out of control
>shit is fucked yo
>ncertified ot bussin
which obviously equates to a market pump

[Anonymous No.51107877]

>>51107836
He called you a nigger and declared your portfolio fake and gay

[Anonymous No.51107875]

So this was the jacksons hole I kept hearing about

[Anonymous No.51107876]

>>51107825
check again

[Anonymous No.51107881]

>>51107821
Literally a shitcoin.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51107879]

>>51107826
I work as a tailor in my free time and he had me make the costume last week.

[Anonymous No.51107882]

>>51107852
where we are headed... 8% is good. look at turkey

[Anonymous No.51107883]

>>51107852
Eventually shit gets priced in man. Do you think you're early to the bad inflation data trade ?

[Anonymous No.51107886]

wtf happened

[Anonymous No.51107888]

Imagine not shorting the dollar right now lmao couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.51107889]

>>51107035
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51107890]

>>51107855
GET FUCKED KPOPfag

[Anonymous No.51107892]

daddy jpow doing his thing

[Anonymous No.51107894]

BASED POWELL SPANKING THE PIVOTFAGS. DOING WHAT MUST BE DONE.

[Anonymous No.51107899]

EXCUSE ME BUT WHERE DOES OIL AND FARTGAS GO FROM HERE

[Anonymous No.51107901]

>>51107881
a hyper bart, or a normal marge?

[Anonymous No.51107904]

>>51107888
>short dollar
>profitable trade
>paid in dollars

[Anonymous No.51107908]

>>51107875
But his name is Jerome not Jackson.

[Anonymous No.51107912]

See you tomorrow Mumu. Markets can't pump again when they're closed.

[Anonymous No.51107913]

SOMETHING DUMP
ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.51107915]

>>51107575
>align demand with supply
>the expectation of inflation is what causes inflation
they will stop the inflation narrative with their control of media and massive gaslighting to stop hoarding, reducing demand short term and ultimately fucking the people who didnt hoard later on wont they?

[Anonymous No.51107920]

>>51107901
giga nega bart

[Anonymous No.51107921]

>>51107899
TO THE RIGHT

[Anonymous No.51107922]

Rates increase will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.51107925]

>bainard monday
plz my bobo bags
>plz

[Anonymous No.51107926]

Shove it up your jackson hole

[Anonymous No.51107927]

>>51107899
>EXCUSE ME BUT WHERE DOES OIL AND FARTGAS GO FROM HERE
If we told you; you wouldnt believe us.
One hint - a womans *** & *****

[Anonymous No.51107928]

>>51107858
I fucking hate this market.

[Anonymous No.51107929]

Yeah I did the same mistake again and lost everything FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.51107931]

>>51107888
Ganbatte Kurumi...

[Anonymous No.51107939]

>>51107929
kek what did you do?

[Anonymous No.51107940]

crab market is back

[Anonymous No.51107945]

>>51107925
pic is not funny you sick piece of shit

[Anonymous No.51107946]

>>51107904
Its called beating daily 3% inflation (another biden win!)

[Anonymous No.51107950]

>>51107915
funny I thought PRINTING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS CAUSES INFLATION

[Anonymous No.51107951]

>he bet against america
chuds

[Anonymous No.51107955]

>>51107940

[Anonymous No.51107959]

>>51107920
Ah yes I meant an inverse hyper bart.

[Anonymous No.51107963]

>>51107836
Absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.51107968]

>>51107939
I had puts already bought, and when it started to dump I bought more puts then it reversed. Same thing happened to me during June FOMC. I QUIT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51107972]

The jews over at the bank just gave my business a million dollar line of credit. I think I should probably celebrate.

[Anonymous No.51107976]

>>51107888
Why the fuck would you short the dollar in a hawkish fed environment when there is global inflation you facing retard

[Anonymous No.51107977]

>>51107968

[Anonymous No.51107978]

>>51107963
I fucking hate this gay earth

[Anonymous No.51107993]

He said he wants to avoid going volcker..

Meaning it's out of his fucken hands and it's on the table if shit doesn't start calming down.

It was a warning shot to markets that if they fuck around they'll find out.

[Anonymous No.51108002]

>>51107945
sorry fren here's a regular frog

[Anonymous No.51108007]

>>51107904
You can get physical US dollars with a futures contract

[Anonymous No.51108012]

I don't like the way he's looking at my gains
I'm starting to think the bobos want it too
Am I crazy? Have I lost ya?
Even though I love this pump, these bears can't help it
I turn my portfolio on
And I'm puffing my chest
I'm getting red all of the place
You can call me obsessed
It's my right to be hellish
They are getting jealous
'Cause you're too green, beautiful
And everybody wants my porfits
That's why (that's why)
I still get jealous
'Cause you're too sexy, green, beautiful
And everybody wants a taste
That's why (that's why)
I still get jealous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw04QD1LaB0

[Anonymous No.51108023]

Imagine buying after Powell admitted to keeping rates at 4% for all of 2023

[Anonymous No.51108026]

Lmfao
I literally woke up 34 minutes into market open, right at the local bottom, and instantly sold my put
A minute later, here we are
There IS a god

[Anonymous No.51108028]

>>51107993
There is bound to be huge government pushback if he tries that. Fed can't pay debts if he pulled a Volcker

[Anonymous No.51108042]

sweet jesus my neck hurts

[Anonymous No.51108046]

So we pumped for 6 weeks straight because "they are gonna pivot"... then they come out and say "we are definitely not pivoting" and then... line goes up more?

[Anonymous No.51108050]

we missed the next Chinese pump, bros

[Anonymous No.51108053]

>>51108007
What if you don’t have the storage for the physical dollarinos

[Anonymous No.51108056]

>>51108028
right. he will be assasinated if he fucks with bidens re-election chances

[Anonymous No.51108059]

>>51107945
Bruh it's been 23 years chill.

[Anonymous No.51108060]

Market goes down massively, market goes up massively sll within seconds.

When are they finally gonna ban tradin algos. Piece of shit rigged market.

[Anonymous No.51108061]

>>51107993
Could also mean he wouldn't hike rates significantly during a recession or cause a major recession like volcker did
Instead it may be smaller hikes over a longer period of time
Seems like a pivot this year is off the table

[Anonymous No.51108063]

>>51108046
Yes

[Anonymous No.51108066]

I should have bought tesla computers

[Anonymous No.51108071]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51108076]

>>51108046

TSLA shot up 2.5% to intraday highs in 5 seconds. You know who’s buying here

[Anonymous No.51108081]

>vnese jungle wifey comes up and cuddles with me
>asks me whats up with the market
>show her the jackson hole news
>"seems like your whole country is just controlled by this fed guy. i thought it was a democracy"
love her based and redpilled ass

[Anonymous No.51108080]

Is this Dovish pivot in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.51108085]

>>51108046
The line is going down if I’m not mistaken

[Anonymous No.51108088]

>>51107883
PRICED IN means a violent fucking dump downwards as rates go up you fucking imbecile, then the market stops dumping because further rates are priced in.

Why do people who don't understand what 'priced in' means repeat it like it's a magic spell to make stocks green?

[Anonymous No.51108090]

Why is vix so low

[Anonymous No.51108094]

>>51107786
Why are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.51108101]

OH NO NO NO DON'T TELL ME YOU FELL FOR THE SECOND EXIT PUMP

[Anonymous No.51108104]

>>51108046
Needs a bit of time to fire off both ways first and see where its going. Realistically what matters is where we close today since it will completely change the outlook on the daily if its big green or big red

[Anonymous No.51108107]

>>51107976
Because /biz/ is full of gamblers who think they aren't gamblers.

But calling them a gambler is probably too much credit being given to them, since even a gambler wouldn't take an obviously losing trade.

[Anonymous No.51108108]

>>51108066
Last week was the first time I saw a Tesla driving around looking fucked up. The back end was crumpled in badly, tail light missing, but the owner decided to just let their fucked up $100k car be itself and keep on trucking.
I took it as a bad economic sign.

[Anonymous No.51108109]

fuck you and fuck your fake ass pump mumuniggers. we pumped for 3 straight months off your stupid "pivot" narrative and it just got swatted down. we deserve SPY back to 360.

[Anonymous No.51108114]

>>51108046
SP500 is down a bit
I wouldn't be surprised if today we may start a slow march downward for a few months

[Anonymous No.51108120]

>>51108046
Trading on a fed speech day is controlled primarily by algorithms trained to run stops and trick faggots, run by institutions that buy politicians the way zoomers buy NFTs.

[Anonymous No.51108123]

>>51108090
bull run imminent

[Anonymous No.51108124]

>>51108090
BECAUSE …. IT JUST IS…..O-OKAYYY??

[Anonymous No.51108132]

>>51108123
run off a bridge yeah

[Anonymous No.51108135]

>>51108053
burn it

[Anonymous No.51108139]

Siganoids are we back???

[Anonymous No.51108141]

>>51108080

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51108144]

>>51108056
Voters have the memory of a Joe Biden. They can lose their homes and as long as he gives them some $2000 checks a week or two before they go vote they'll keep him in office.

[Anonymous No.51108155]

>>51108144
True

[Anonymous No.51108164]

AAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51108165]

>>51108144
Didn't work for trump.

[Anonymous No.51108166]

Sell all my puts for calls, everything dumps. This CANT BE REAL

[whoa No.51108178]

tell me why i should pick up dell or hp

[Anonymous No.51108181]

>>51108166
I assure you, that’s as real as it gets.

[Anonymous No.51108182]

>>51108123
cute cat

kinda big tho

[Anonymous No.51108183]

we back baby

[Anonymous No.51108188]

>>51108166
retard

[Anonymous No.51108191]

Institutions know bowell is gonna crash this economy with no survivors
They're keeping it pumped so retail gives them exit liquidity

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51108195]

>>51108165
It did work for Trump, but the election was stolen from him.

[Anonymous No.51108201]

>>51108178
You should unironically build it yourself.

[Anonymous No.51108216]

ngl bobros that green candle was pretty scary

[Anonymous No.51108217]

>>51108195
based baggie telling it like it is

[Anonymous No.51108219]

If you look up the history behind why the summit is held in Jackson Hole, it's because Paul Volcker used to enjoy fly fishing and that's one of the ways they could convince him to go.

Powell == Volker. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.51108218]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW
>>51103297
>>51103297
>>51103297

[Anonymous No.51108224]

WHY THE FUCK ARE TREASURY FUTURES LOSING RIGHT NOW

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51108226]

I can't believe Powell just shit on this market from Jackson's Hole.

[Anonymous No.51108237]

>>51108218
Kys sold my game today too

[Anonymous No.51108247]

i baked for you bros
>>51108242
>>51108242

[Anonymous No.51108250]

JPOW PUMP THE MARKET NOW HURRY IM FUCKING BLEEDING

[Anonymous No.51108279]

>>51108218

[Anonymous No.51108290]

>>51108250
he just gave a speech bro, let him get back to his computer first.

[Anonymous No.51108343]

>>51108250

[Anonymous No.51108511]

I bought a put right before powel spoke
I got spooked by the bounce after he close and sold
could had made an even bigger profit if I kept open

god dammit I got fucking spooked

[Anonymous No.51109285]

I know it's mostly down right now but over time doesn't the news today help oil?

[Anonymous No.51109288]

>government can provide everything!!! For free!!! Reeee!!!!

[Anonymous No.51109909]

>>51109285
Economic tightening leads to recession which reduces demand for oil.