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GET OUT OF AMAZON NOW

>> No.51456997
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51456997

>>51456955

>> No.51457006

Too big to fail

>> No.51457027

>>51456955
article link you faggot

>> No.51457031

>>51456955
Is this some sort of parody? What is Amazon rings??

>> No.51457034
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51457034

>500 million
>worlds most important product

>> No.51457042

>>51456955
>Yellen blaming the coming crash on rangs of power
lmao! old crow still has tricks

>> No.51457062

> a fucking doorbell

>> No.51457082
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51457082

>>51456955

Checked. Reminds me of pic related.

>> No.51457084

>>51457031
A line of affordable cock rings that Amazon just released.

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>>51456955
>rightwing humor

>> No.51457129

>>51456955
Welp. Guess Amazon will have to kill their other subsidiaries like Whole Foods and Twitch to not lose too much money KEK

>> No.51459136

>>51457027
>>51457031
its real retards

>> No.51459158

>>51457100
>leftoid image resolutions

>> No.51459210
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>>51456955
>most important product
doubtful

>> No.51459238

>>51456955
>"If you don't watch our rigger shows we will crash this economy!"
i knew this was coming. this is there next step (reducation) to force everyone to have to watch their wokism LGBTQs2+BLM rigger movies whether you want to or not.

>> No.51459262

>if you don't like ring of powers you are a racist didn't work
>Quick, enable the "if you don't like ring of powers will trigger a global economic depression
Sigh

>> No.51459271

>>51459158
GOTTEM

>> No.51459274
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51459274

>Hundreds of millions would
starve. People who refuse to support Rings of Power
need to be aware of that, because they will be blamed.

>buy our shit or people starve if you dont
she did not really say that did she? tell me that’s not a real quote

>> No.51459278

>economy is fucked because of COVID
>actually, economy is fucked because of Putin
>no wait, economy is fucked because Amazon's TV show didn't do good
What the actual fuck is going on man.

>> No.51459345

>>51459278
the levels of absolute bullshit factor coming from these talking heads is even beyond clown world these days

>> No.51459502

>>51456955
>/pol/tards get tricked once again by an obviously fake article
this is why i left that shithole, but you mouth breathing retards spread yourselves everywhere..

>> No.51459524

>>51456955
>Nah our economic situation wasn't caused by our retarded lock downs it was caused by... Ah...
>LAWD OF DA RANGZ

>> No.51459549

>>51456955
Get a life Chud.

>> No.51459588

>>51456955
Lmao didn’t that shit cost like 50M per episode?

>> No.51459627

>>51459210
god I love jeremy clarkson

>> No.51459889

>>51459502
eat shit commie scum

>> No.51460072

>>51459588
Hahhahahahhahaha niggers ruin everything. Hahahahahahaha. Amazon is run by a literal kike. Hahahhahahahaha. Bezos is smashing Latina ass and already cashed out. Hahahahahahaha. Kikes and niggers are taking this thing to fucking zero hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.51460103
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51460103

>>51456955
fake and gay. it's the biggest, streamed TV show right now whether you like it or not. i don't really get into fairy tales and don't own amazon stock, but the truth is the truth. eat it OP, you need to go back to /pol/

>> No.51460198

>>51456955
Corporate cunt.

>> No.51460497

>>51460103
i guess it can't possibly fail then, since it's so popular.

>> No.51460568

>>51460103
If it's so popular, why are they concerned about people hibing it negative reviews?

>> No.51460583

>>51457034
fuckin yikes

>> No.51460688

>>51459524
At this point I don't think wokies are even behind this shit, its legit 4chan trolls

>> No.51460785

Whether or not it's successful, information on streaming numbers comes from the streaming services themselves. They'll lie and say it was successful no matter what. /biz/ should understand this implicitly

>> No.51460787

I'm no extremist but maybe we should start rounding up the /pol/ posters. Their retardation truly no has no limits, they really are a danger to mankind.

>> No.51460792

is this cart ok?

>> No.51460831
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51460831

You WILL watch Lord of the Nigs, and if you don't like it's literally the end of the world and it's all YOUR fault

>> No.51461077

>>51460831
>it's literally the end of the world and it's all YOUR fault

yes

>> No.51461135

>>51460103
Go back to the fan pen, scum.

>> No.51461388

>>51459238
why dont you like Israel?

>> No.51461406

there is no fucking way this is a real headline
I refuse to even check

>> No.51461423

I hate this old bitch so much its unreal

>> No.51461439

Black dwarves.
Black elves.
DEM RANGZ
WE WUZ FIRSTBORNS


I am a huge racist.
I also hate jews and women.
NIGGERKIKECUNT
That is so.

>> No.51461449

>>51456955
relax the cast is mostly white.

>> No.51461498

>>51460103
and the truth is prime's own ratings only give it 3.5, I went to check plebbit's opinion on it and they all hate it.
if even plebbit hates it, there's no saving it.

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>>51461449
and the scouring of the Shire was mostly peaceful, fiery, but mostly peaceful

>> No.51461591

>>51460103
what's funny is how many /pol/cels are falling for this obviously fake shit, they really are stupid.

>> No.51461729

>>51459278
Welcome to 1984, the chocolate ration was always reduced

>> No.51461741

>>51457031
Ya'll crackers not be know'n dem RANGZ

>> No.51461828

>>51456955
Nice meme, I know 90% of /pol/ will just believe it

>> No.51462113

>>51456955
Checked and based for all the seething lured into this thread

>> No.51462165
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>>51456955
>Be us
>Get cast
>Crash world economy
LOL

>> No.51462191

>>51462165
DEM RANGS OF POWAH!

>> No.51462203

>>51459278
>t. literal retard

>> No.51462221

>>51457027
are you fucking stupid? the picture is right there

>> No.51462493

>>51456955
Why do you faggots make fake articles . Get a life jeez

>> No.51462509

>>51462165
if they need diversity why cant they hire an attractive black woman? Why does it always have to be a fat ugly pig faced nigress?

>> No.51462593
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>>51461449
this. the black cast is literally back to the future 2 tier

>> No.51462664

>>51462509
have you ever seen any other ones?

>> No.51462720

>>51462509
>attractive black woman

lol

>> No.51462730

>>51461449
>damage control
>damage control
>damage control

lol

>> No.51463168

>>51460072
n-word used

>> No.51463941

>>51456955
I bought a 20$ French press from Amazon advertised as glass only.
It has a plastic nub on the bottom of the plunger.
I am dumping my AMZ solely because they tried to poison me with faggot plastic
t. 2304 shares

>> No.51463988

>>51456955
most important product? lolwhat it's just another tv show
and yes it will fail becuase those retards made it woke again
it's baffling to me how people with this much money can sit there and see 1000 other woke shows and movies flop and then be like
>i'm sure our next woke show won't flop

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>tfw when I was just trying to watch Assassination Classroom and these niggers keep showing me everywhere this Rings of Power fiasco.

>> No.51464001

>>51457031
What they call their 5 hour interviews

>> No.51464018

Please stop the rampant racism and ant-semitism.

>> No.51464033
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51464033

>>51457034
Consuming is our civic duty

>> No.51464064

>>51463988
>it's baffling to me how people with this much money
He doesnt know...

>> No.51464387

>>51456955
wtf I never even heard of this how can this be their most important product?

>> No.51464390

>>51456955
This can't possibly be a real article.

>> No.51464418

OH LAWDY DEM RANGS

>> No.51464549

>>51462509
>why cant they hire an attractive black
>attractive
>black
pick one

>> No.51464572

>>51459210
This.
They should make those three the next king.

>> No.51464573
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51464573

>>51456955
>The world is going to end for a fat ugly sheboon on a fantasy movie
what a time to be alive

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>>51460787
Ain't no "we" nigger. The shitskins you worship will backstab you the very second you turn your back and you hate your kin.
You are alone.

>> No.51464640

>>51457034
Didn't they spent the same in Halo TrashFinite?
Game sucks and I Don't see any economic collapse because of it.

OP article is fake but still..

>> No.51464662

>>51456955
fake but funny

>> No.51464695

This website has gotten so full of retarded newfag gullible boomer niggers thinking this is real. You are all 90 iq shitskins.

YOU ARE STUPID
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE

GO AWAY

>> No.51464742

>>51456955
HAHAHA i love this world!!

>> No.51464778

>>51456955
>people who refuse to support
peak clown world

>> No.51464799

>>51459278
The Big One is coming and the powers that be are terrified of being lynched by the proles

>> No.51464823

>>51461741
SHIIEEEET NIGGAZ DUN CRASH DA GLOBAL ECONOMY CUZ RACIST MUHFUCKAZ AINT DOWN WID DA RANGZ. SHIIIIEEET WHERE DA STIMMYS AT MUHFUCKA I GODDA BABYMOMMA AND 9 KIDS TO FEED, YALL BEST BE PAYIN YO TAXES FO ME FOREEL FOREEL

>> No.51464852

>>51456955
>that is a jewish lie and another way for us the fellow white people to manipulate everything good down into the sewers like we did with modern liberal young western women TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51464925

esg tv

>> No.51464939
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>>51457100
>nooooo you can’t laugh at how ridiculous jew masters and their npc puppets are

>> No.51464953

>>51459502
>got tricked that flu is pandemic
>is triggered over clown world humor
this is npc

>> No.51464979
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>>51461591
>guys white privilege, men are women, socialism works
>omgggg they “fell” for a joke that makes fun of retards by making them say similarly retarded things as they do every day
go back

>> No.51464999

>>51462509
Because they’re mocking Europeans. There’s literally no other reason for this production but to say we printed a billion dollars to make fun of your great literature

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>>51461077
>it's literally the end of the world and it's all YOUR
fault

>yes

>> No.51465143

>>51464695>>51460787
chu say bout momma mofucka. niggerman finna b save da world from evil whiteys. consider ur throat = slit mofucka

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>> No.51465158

Did I improve my i7 situation with this newest computer?

>> No.51465166

>>51456955
But according to Amazon, Virtue Signal of the Rings is the most popular show on Amazon Prime?

>> No.51465168

>>51457006
unlike (((banks))) (((amazon))) actually provides tangible services to lots of people in real life
then again that be a knock against it getting a bailout since it would actually help people

>> No.51465196

>>51460831
Seems like I ate something bad there.

>> No.51465203

>>51461591
says the dumb normalnigger golem who falls for the dumbest jewish tricks as long as they are the norm or have become the norm lately and are socially acceptable

>> No.51465207

>>51465151
Ok retard.

>> No.51465242
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>>51460792
>>51460831
TIMESAND___80wvr51v5nyr1snc880YUl64ss.png

>> No.51465290

kek AIDF in full force

>> No.51465292

>>51464953
>humor
rightoid mongoloids think its legit
>humor x2
"da joos" "muh vaxx"
>humor x3

>> No.51465301
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>>51461591
God forbid anyone has the audacity to not follow the authorities and have his own mind and choose to live for his and his closest ones' best interests in mind and not for the psychopathic authorities and selfish cunts who have their own interests in mind and not your interests but you have got to have their best interests in mind and can't be a selfish cunt like them like the society should be with many different opinions while not trying to actively harm and fuck the others over.

>> No.51465311

>>51465292
/poltards being incels is obvious natural selection

>> No.51465403
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51465403

>TV paid shills from the mahvelshit office pr group are saving the global economy

Wtf bros why can't biz save the global economy like tv? I am ashamed of this board even g atleast saves the global consumer electronics economy.

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>>51465292
>>51465311
>doesn’t understand how humor works
>whaaat a ridiculous thing is not real after countless similar ridiculous things have been real? How could anyone believe that??
>flu is pandemic because media said so
>experimental genetic cocktail that’s killing healthy young people right and left and doesn’t even protect from flu (hence boosters) is le good
>samefag
>muh incels
>/pol/ lives in its head rent free
proves the point it’s an npc

>> No.51465493

O LAWD DEM RANGS

>> No.51465721

>>51462165
I would be totally fine with stories, movies containing characters that are Black or whatever race of Heroes, heroines, villains, whatever, as long as its their own original story or has some legitimate organic origin or background.

but it is beyond disingenuous and hypocritical to just take every piece of existing media from our history and replace traditional characters with random token Black people


it looks so retarded it I was Black I would be embarrassed to even see this shit

>> No.51465931

>>51465311
You cutting your balls off is also natural selection.

>> No.51465933

>>51465151
this is the turner diaries on a infographic

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>>51464939
>>51464953
>>51464979
>>51464999
Get a load of this mouthbreather.

>> No.51466431

>>51456955
Someone explain how a movie flopping would cause a global recession?

Do they mean Amazon plans on crashing the economy to punish the peasants who hated their woke black elves

>> No.51466444

>>51466431
its not a real article, its anti woke wef ragebait

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>>51456955
>S-support our woke garbage or millions will starve. You will be blamed!

>> No.51467153

>>51467134
/pol/cels are truly the most gullible morons on the planet

>> No.51468222
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Holy fuck it’s real

>> No.51468305

>>51467153
i think a lot of them know it might not be real but aren't going to put in the time to check if its real when its more fun just to respond as if it was. maybe you realized this but you get satisfaction calling out "/pol/cells". while i get satisfaction calling everyone out. and so here we are.

>> No.51468726

>>51456955
>world's most important company
>world's most important product
america needs to be nuked holy fucking shit

>> No.51469062

>>51464618
Based orcas

>> No.51469123
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>>51456955
I just bought. If jews scare you buy if jews are optimistic you sell.
Yellen is the most jewish thing I have ever saw.

>> No.51470130

>>51468305
>but aren't going to put in the time to check
The fact that they would even need to "check" shows just how delusional and out-of-touch with reality they are.

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>>51465151

>> No.51470503
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>>51456955
Cinematic masterpiece

>> No.51470689

>>51470503
You can't see it because of the camera angles but she bribed them to let her escape by giving them handjobs.

>> No.51470756

>>51470130
Don't forget to boost your immunity my sweet baby :)

>> No.51471137
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>>51470130
seymour_skinner_am_i_out_of_touch_meme.png

No, it's /pol/ that are wrong!

>> No.51471266

>>51456955
lol, what? Maybe try giving the people what they want next time: Masculine hero and big tit babes worshiping the ground he walks on? Oh, not going to? Then you're the one responsible for crashing the economy because you put your stupid, backwards ideology before profits.

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>>51470422

>> No.51471410
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GOOD

>> No.51471449

>>51470756
>>51471137
Cases in point.

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51471500

>>51471449
>If my work is shat on by a big company my spirit shall rise from the grave and all will know I was right
>JRR TOLKIEN

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>>51465403
>Wtf bros why can't biz save the global economy like tv?

Well there is one option...

>> No.51472703

I wish this was real

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>>51465292

>> No.51473577

>>51457006
Too big to succeed

>> No.51473750
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51473750

>MFW I caused the next global depression by not paying Bezos to watch Lord of the Rangz

>> No.51473774

>>51465151
All me :)

>> No.51473858
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51473858

>>51456955
>This project must not fail
>puts niggers in it

>> No.51474047

>>51470503
>Fully armed soldiers
>one unarmed girl
RUN AWAYYYY RUN AWAYYYY