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Employee of the month

>> No.51515166

>>51515145
good for him
at least he's not losing all his money on fake internet money

>> No.51515178

>>51515145
Good for him. Look at how happy he is.

>> No.51515201

>>51515145

I do hope he gets some relief from raping melfies from time to time.

>> No.51515209

Good for him. His micropenis means pants fit on better.

>> No.51515218
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>>51515145

>> No.51515222

>>51515178
>IOYKHBTRA

>> No.51515257

>>51515145
their employees always look like tramps

>> No.51515259

>>51515218
>personal matter
>we knows your salary
>buy new car so the company will look good
Mind your own fucking business you narcissist Karen fucks

>> No.51515273

>>51515145
How do I avoid this bros I got a meme degree and didn’t intern

>> No.51515300

>>51515218
>human resources management

Fake jobs, fake people who can die in an office shooting

>> No.51515335

>>51515218

jesus christ what a bunch of niggers. unless they are supplying the lease and insurance they can fuck right off

>> No.51515343

>>51515218
>The chad 2005 Acura TSX vs the virgin 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee

>> No.51515357

>>51515218
oh that would not go how they think it would go if I was told my classic 1980 bobcat was not good enough and I needed to force upgrade to a modern shitter that the company tries to force on me.
pity I cant track down how this event played out for the worker.

>> No.51515358

>>51515218
Theres a lawsuit somewhere in there

>> No.51515360

>>51515218

>represents a company that probably has to directly interact with clients
>drive around in a shitheap and probably even wears anything that associates him with the company

Probably could've been handled better, but I see the issue. Would you be mad if he got a letter for wearing clothes with holes and bleach stains on the job?

>> No.51515490

>>51515360
Yes. Kys bootlicking subhuman
All lolspergs need to be shot

>> No.51515510

>>51515360

Yes. Unless they are supplying the uniform and car they can seriously fuck right off.

this is up there with companies making you use your own phone for their spyware.

>> No.51515594
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>>51515218
>2020
Fake and gay. Post unredacted company name.

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Word on the street is Matt is a 7x employee of the month. He has a great calm demeanor and truly loves helping people. Hes become quite the legend around these aisles. Hey Matt this ones for you big guy be obsessed or be average.

>> No.51515904

>>51515145
Jewish humiliation ritual

>> No.51515928

>>51515343
Stickshift 2005 TSX's are going up in value actually, I'd actually really like to have one but the price/benefit ratio is not there for me

>> No.51515937

>>51515343
>2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee
>$93,0000

>> No.51515971

>>51515273
It's too late. You should have tried to make connections WHILE you were in school.

>> No.51515981

>>51515971
Nooooooo :(

>> No.51516022

>>51515218
This happened to me at JBHIFI years back. We finished stocktake, came out and I left. At the time my car made a high pitched noise for the first few minutes it ran. The next day my boss spoke to me about the condition of my car and suggested I get a new one. Not just an isolated incident either she would try get the workers on the phone plan the company was pushing or try sell them shit.

>> No.51516231

>>51515218

If you’re the face of the company and your job involves interacting with clients esp with your vehicle I could see the problem, but then maybe just issue a company car? It’s known that real estate guys often need to drive nicer vehicles if they’re driving clients around. If this is some non customer facing employee then yeah it’s bullshit

>> No.51516337

>>51516231
A friend of mine in Miami sells luxury real estate and his company actually does issue them a company car when meeting with high net worth clients. desu it's a good idea because it maintains the brand image

>> No.51516435

>>51515145
Has anyone actually been made to do the wagie dance at work?

>> No.51516458

>>51516435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-A6N8UUHg&t=75s

This one? Oooooooh wagieeee.

>> No.51516480

>>51516231
I would unironically be more impressed by a salesman driving a well maintained (and clean) car than some abomination like a 2023 BMW or one of those Porsche SUVs.

>> No.51516496

>>51515360
If the company is concerned about the company image they are free to give him a company car.

>> No.51516571

>>51515218
this is literally me. except the company I work at hasn't said anything yet

>> No.51516585

>>51516458
>white people

>> No.51516650

>>51515218
>lamo buy me a car if you care so much.

Being if you get a new job after being fired it is a raise that came before the end of a year. Companies have to compete more with inflation when it comes to starting salaries than they do when it comes to raises.

>> No.51516744

>>51515145
>Employee of the month
He's making more money than 99% of biz.

>> No.51516778

>>51516458
Wow! This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen! I saw some awkward people at the beginning, but 99% of them were smiling. By the end they were all way into it, loose and moving well. I hope they make it an annual experience! Unique way to build a team. Much better than sitting around a table discussing whether you're an owl or a St. Bernard. Yeah, really, that was MY experience in team building. Then we peons were told the higher ups had their own team building, but we peons didn't. Kudos to the people who thought of it! Bravo!

>> No.51517299

>>51515145
Actually that is a pretty good deal on those hangers

>> No.51517387

>>51516458
Christ this must have taken ages to learn and get right and it's the most cringe thing i've seen in a long time. Man it's embarassing..

>> No.51518031

>>51515928
I actually have one. I bought it as a beater but over these past two years ive fixed everything. Even rebuilt the motor with my buddy. All that's left is paint but i like the peeling paint because it makes it seem like i am broke.

>> No.51518073

Matt is at it again!

>> No.51518158

>>51515218
My car is a 2006 and runs great, is it really that crazy to drive an older car?

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>>51515218
I work as a Court expert and have a paintjob for my car that looks similar to this. Never had anyone complain either, feels good living in a based country at least

>> No.51518250

>>51515218
Dude should roll up in a shiny new Kia Rio

>> No.51518352

>>51518239
let me guess - you're a male pretending to be a female.

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>> No.51521643

>>51515166
About that...

>> No.51521748

>>51515218
What this is really about,
if real, is that the person is more than likely debt free and wants to stay that way, companies dont like debt free employee

>> No.51522987

Dude's probably on welfare

>> No.51523006

>>51515218
>YOU SHOULD BUY A NEW CAR GOY

>> No.51523008

>>51515145

Nothing tops Adamn and his succulent corn

>> No.51523010

>>51515145
ok wagie! smile for social media!

>> No.51523011

>>51515145
looks like matt had a wild fucking week

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>>51522987
>Dude's probably on welfare


"Anon... I'm just barely HANGing on..."

>> No.51523036

>>51515145
Matt looks happy.

>> No.51523040

>>51523023
WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOO

>> No.51523051

>>51515145
dude needs to soften that water, them clothes ain't gonna last at the rate hes going.

>> No.51523067

>>51523023

He doesn't have that team lead vest. Team Leads and assistants at least make livable wages

>> No.51523071
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>>51515145
Clean it up wagie!

>> No.51523106

>>51523071
fkn lost

>> No.51523133

>>51520816

>people actually put this goyslop in their bodies

>> No.51523134

>>51521643
Lmao

>> No.51523167

>>51515273
>Welcome to goyslop. May I take your order?

>> No.51523211

>>51518239
the only way they'd be okay with it is if you're unironically a trannie, kek

>> No.51523212

>>51515273

There are jobs that just want college grads

>> No.51523214

>>51515257
Matt doesn't look like a tramp

>> No.51523233
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~Happy workers~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfdqDpRV9jI

>> No.51523245
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>>51523023
>>51522987
Yep, because instead of paying more, walmart makes us tax payers do the paying. Walmart should legit be considered public property for this instance alone considering us tax payers are the ones keeping walmart alive with TAX PAYER MONEY not including what we already pay from our disposable income

Walmart could literally be replaced by some government entity and cost tax payers the same at this point, LOL

>> No.51523266

>>51523245
>instance
reason
>>51523212
Yes but 70-80% of jobs are obtained through nepotism/networking

>> No.51523280

>>51515218
kek, I've been driving my shitty 20 year old Toyota to meetings with important clients for years. if I ever got a letter like that I'd immediately ask them when they're going to provide me with a company car

>> No.51523490

>>51523266
>Yes but 70-80% of jobs are obtained through nepotism/networking

Then network

>> No.51523558

>>51515218
Give him a company car then. I make 6 figures and drive a 2007 Corolla because apart from an oil and coolant change it just goes. They can pry my faded paint, dinged up Corolla from my cold dead hands

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>>51523490
>Then network
>gets arrested for harrassing business people
OH WOOOOW

>> No.51524153

i love my 20 year old car, easily the best thing i've ever owned, and if anyone tried to make me trade it in i would mock them to their face

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>>51523490
kys

>> No.51524367

>>51515145
>Matt's getting wild
>Matt's at it again
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.51526262

>>51515201
so the rapist got away with it?

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>>51515218
Holy shit i hate these people

>> No.51526969

>>51518239
absolutely fucking based