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>> No.51570678
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SOXL IS FINISHED

>> No.51570679
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>>51570657
First for soxl sisters. Also women owe me sex

>> No.51570694
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NIGGA you got the WRONG NIGGA PHOTO UP. this is the harbor of MELT DOWN YOU FAGGOT. STOP TRYING TO USE YOU WEAK ASS FAGGOT ASS MAGICK TO ATTEMPT TO DRIVE THE MARKETS UP! FUCK YOU FAGGOT!

>> No.51570698

The long nose leaders of the US say:

Some of you will lose money, but its a sacrifice we’re willing to make!

>> No.51570700

I sold my sqqq and will buy tqqq. I just know this will work out for me.

>> No.51570703

Intel is a buy, AMD is not. AMD has a very long way down. This might infuriate you but it’s the truth

>> No.51570708

Useless OPEC ragheads. I hope Iran irradiates the lot of them.

>> No.51570709
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wen short cover rally

>> No.51570711
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bottom.

>> No.51570719
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>open chart
>daily candles
>mfw

>> No.51570725

>sold my SOXL put at yesterdays top
I need to stop

>> No.51570726
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My urge to capitulate is rising, therefore the bottom must be close :)

>> No.51570728

SOXL sissies….goodbye forever.

>> No.51570732

>>51570708
What have they done?

>> No.51570734

BOBO stop I haven't closed my hedge yet!

>> No.51570738
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>>51570657
>bobos in control

>> No.51570740

aeva is 2 dollars wow

>> No.51570743

Imagine this:

Single digit SOXL

Your face when?

>> No.51570750
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>imagine buying the dip during the Great Reset
I'm sure the elites will pump your meme stocks by printing more trillions

>> No.51570754
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>Below 30k

>> No.51570758
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SOXL GOING UNDER 10

>> No.51570759
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I larp as a lardo but in reality I'm 125 pounds

>> No.51570760

>>51570732
As prices have plunged and markets continue to be manipulated, nothing.

>> No.51570770
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>VIX pushing 29

>> No.51570771
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>INTC going to 2015 levels

>> No.51570774

>>51570678
Damn bro, sorry. I got burnt using leverage too. What's your average?

>> No.51570778
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WHY DID I LISTEN TO BULLTARDS AND MISS MY SHORT ENTRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU RETARDS I KNEW EVERYTHINGWA SSHIT

>> No.51570781
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>SOXL keeps setting new 52-week lows
To think I stopped swinging just in time

>> No.51570789
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>>51570759
Please don’t appropriate

>> No.51570796

I dreamt that the market crashed so hard that money won't matter anymore.

>> No.51570797
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>>51570657
Here's what's on the plate folks
The fundamentals are fucked and deteriorating. We broke that channel and we aren't even testing the June's bottom next week. We're going straight to 3200 maybe even 3000 because of the midterms and Putin's escalations. It's all ogre and I'm looking SPXS. Feels fucking great. I'm up greatly the past 2 weeks

>> No.51570800

My SOXS position from yesterday is already up 17% and we haven't even crashed yet as the VIX and 10 year yield are saying we will today

thing is if i take profit at like 25% what the fuck do i buy, there is literally nothing good

>> No.51570801

My trade is for another bear market rally from 370-373

>> No.51570820
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>>51570771
>tfw

>> No.51570823

>>51570800
Dividend stocks you retard

>> No.51570829
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>>51570797
3500 max

>> No.51570839
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>>51570823
Superb. Put your money in workhorses like T, INTC, or MO.

>> No.51570843
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>>51570820
motherfuckers were in these threads not even a month ago shilling and smugposting.

>> No.51570851

I demand the pussy of Daisy SOXL immediately

>> No.51570853

Just promise me that you're at least comfy, anon.

>> No.51570854
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seriously what the fuck

>> No.51570860

Any AVCT anons??
Will it keep rising?

>> No.51570863
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>fresh lows
I kneel bobos. Please just give one more relief rally.

>> No.51570868

>>51570839
Also ET, JEPI, O, K

>> No.51570869

>>51570854
What did you expect dummy?
Green line go up?
While the world is burning?

>> No.51570870
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>>51570854
everyone tried to tell you guys, why didn't you just buy some SQQQ like anybody else with a brain or go cashgang?

>> No.51570871
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Finally back to under 30k.

>> No.51570873

>>51570853
I bought a Herman Miller. I am max comfy waiting for my orders to fill

>> No.51570879

My favorite part of these threads are the ten-minute bursts of mumu euphoria every time the market bounces.

>> No.51570883

>>51570871
MHHHH YES IMAGINE THE WARM MOIST BRAPS

>> No.51570887
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>10y yield: 3.70%

>>51570868
God, there really are retards buying those things, aren't there? Poor dumb bastards.

>> No.51570888
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>>51570829


Hmmmmmm this market

>> No.51570900

>>51570657
I've SLURPED ALL I CAN I CANT SLURP ANY MORE

>> No.51570901

>>51570888
these images are fucking with my brain what the fuck

>> No.51570903

>>51570829
Coom

>> No.51570908

I cant go into bear stocks now. It's literally too late. At any point that I put money in them the bottom will be in.

>> No.51570914

>>51570887
The only retards are the people not stacking dividend stocks rn.

>> No.51570915
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lmao

>> No.51570922

>>51570901
I am convinced more every month that AI are actually, unironically demons. And they are going to kill us all.

>> No.51570927
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>>51570743
>Your face when?

>> No.51570937
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>>51570922
only if we let jews mess with their programming. as it stands every ai thinks correctly and justly

>> No.51570939

>>51570901
same its a trip

>> No.51570940
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>>51570740

aeva is down 70% from last month

slurping

>> No.51570943

>>51570914
then what stocks are you buying anon

>> No.51570944

>>51570914
>"Ha, I'm raking in a whole 5% this year"
>Stock plunges 15%

>> No.51570949

>>51570682
happens all the time.
Government doesn't want vacant property. Typically bond holders auction that shit off tho. But typically bond holders have first right of occupancy, if a debt is outstanding. Thats why bonds are so strong you could make 99,999 payments + interest, but if you owe the bond holder a dollar he can come in and take your shit, so you're highly incentivized.

>> No.51570952
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51570952

Did you watch, did you learn lions?

>> No.51570956
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51570956

Was I supposed to learn how to deal with heavy losses in my portfolio? Because that's about all I'm learning right now.

>> No.51570975

You faggots keep talking like the bottom is even close LOL. Apple shitco still has about a trillion dollars worth of market cap to get rid of. Once that happens then maybe we can start talking about the bottom being in.

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>>51570854

>> No.51570980

the nasdaq will NEVER

EVER

go under 10k

>> No.51570983

>>51570949
Buddy, if the Federal government is to the point where they're missing payments, you're not getting your capital back by walking up to the courthouse steps. You're lucky if there even is a courthouse at that point.

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>>51570908
Correct, stay out until our puts print.

>> No.51570986

>>51570956
Unironically, yes. You'll look at future volatility with a cold stare.

>> No.51570988

>>51570943
INTC, JEPI, ET, O, K, for dividends and now I’m starting to buy leaps on banks to take advantage of these rising rates

>> No.51570990
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mentally and financially I have been hit with the DDT from jake the snake roberts

>> No.51570999

>>51570980
BUDDY LOOK AT TREASURY COMPUTER

>> No.51571008
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51571008

Attention boomers and mumus. The bloodbath has only just begun.

>> No.51571011
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Investlet here, I wanna put my money in ETFs and chill for 25 years but now seems like a terrible moment to start.
My plan is start when winter is over and wait out the damage of the energy crisis. Is this a good idea?

>> No.51571013
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nice rally

>> No.51571014

>>51570988
INTC is one step from nationalization, making chips nobody wants. O is a realty investment *during MBS QT*.

I swear, it's like divvy boomers have a switch in their brain that shuts off all thinking except "big yield % = buy!"

>> No.51571017

>>51570984
How do girls keep their armpits so clean and smell good too?

>> No.51571022

I said I wouldn't be back in leveraged products, and yet here I am holding SOXS and HQD
I honestly don't care anymore

>> No.51571023

It's over i lost everything on calls

>> No.51571024

>>51570944
Dividend stocks aren't about growing wealth. They're about creating a stable income source you then use to begin growing wealth.

>> No.51571027
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wouldnt KO be a good divi buy then?

>> No.51571030

>>51571011
>>51571011
now is actually a pretty good time to at least start buying if you're long term investing. just put some in like each paycheck if thats going for

>> No.51571031

Are mortgage holders fucked?

>> No.51571038

Surely this is a double bottom on SOXL right

>> No.51571047

>>51571030
Wrong

>> No.51571048
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>>51571027
I bought more today.

>> No.51571052

Is Credit Suisse going under?

What's going on?

>> No.51571054

>>51571031
considering falling house prices a lot of mortgages are going to go underwater at this rate

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>>51571023
thank you for your service

>> No.51571063

price action says to me high of the day is in. we keep going down

>> No.51571064

>>51571024
Or, now hear me out, you can invest in not shit companies and sell the appreciated shares to generate income. Which is better?

>Invest $1,000,000 in divvy co
>Collect a sweet $50,000 check!
>Look at portfolio
>It's now $850,000

or

>Invest $1,000,000 not like a retard
>Look at portfolio
>It's now $1,100,000
>Sell off $100,000 in shares

>> No.51571070

>>51571030
I've got an order for 10k on SPY that's about to get filled hopefully if it keeps crabbing down

>> No.51571073

man, wish i cashed out August 15th

>> No.51571072
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im short but im legitimately scared if the VIX breaks above 28. It's been coiling for weeks making higher lows, and we are already at the june lows. Shit is about to hit the fan

>> No.51571076
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>10-Year Treasury +0.192

>> No.51571077

If my SOXL average cost is like 27 bucks, is this the time to buy?

>> No.51571079
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see the orange line that went all the way back to 2009. The only time we broke it was corona shutdown.
It got Made last time JPOW raised rates. I'm not gonna say the words. But hold on to your butts.

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>>51571072
>TA on vix

>> No.51571090

Honestly just tempted to gamble with penny stocks, AVCT looked juicy if only I knew about it earlier.
Gay ass market

>> No.51571094

>>51571077
>triple leverage on downturn plus rising rates

>> No.51571096

>>51570829
All I know is were going down 12 to 20 percent from here

Also, we should be allowed to post coom pics on this board as long as they're safe for work

>> No.51571098

>>51571076
You think that's all from the nip Kuroda raising dollars or is someone else making a move?

>> No.51571100

>>51571077
Im holding, never selling until it hits 100

>> No.51571101
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>>51571072
never TA the vix bud

>> No.51571102
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Im actually surprised china isn't getting heemed harder than this. They are basically just crabbing.

>> No.51571106
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I wish the glowie traders who are dumping oil would get mauled and shot

>> No.51571108
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Jesus.... 2029 now

>> No.51571113
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That's fucking enough, now we go up, for fuck's sake

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>>51571023
go on
entertain us
what was your thesis long horn?

>> No.51571118

>>51571094
I got memed by them a few months ago then I went ignored investing for awhile, now I'm here watching it crash all the way to 0

>> No.51571124

>>51571096
>Also, we should be allowed to post coom pics on this board as long as they're safe for work
>Boss comes in
>Anon what are you looking at
>Notices you had the discretion to look at SFW pix
>PROMOTIONS

>> No.51571131

>>51570914
>buying stocks right now
>buying fucking dividend stocks when you could be buying short dated bonds for no risk and higher yields
Dividend stock buyers once again show they are the dumbest fucking niggers in this general

>> No.51571132

I want everyone to give a big round of applause for SOXL on hitting a new 52 week low!

Congratulations SOXL!

>> No.51571133
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>>51571124
>PROMOTIONS
Based oldfag

>> No.51571135

>>51571038
What double bottom? That is a slide.

>> No.51571138

soxl bros... i'm feeling beclowned

>> No.51571141

Mmmm cash, I get to day drink while you try and day trade this shit. Enjoy your circuit breaker.
>>51571098
Muh dollar milkshake theory.

>> No.51571142

>>51571030
I wanna find the right moment to get my savings in and then I'll put 20% of my paycheck in every month regardless of the market.

>> No.51571166

>>51571106
I hope the hurricane about to hit the gulf somehow causes the rapidly drained salt caverns of the SPR to collapse, spilling their contents into the ocean.

>> No.51571179
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>>51571113
we go up after spy hits 300-200 range

>> No.51571194

>>51571179
>past performance indicates future results

>> No.51571198
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>>51571132
I'll buy some if it hits single digits today.

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>>51571108
dot plot says 2024/2025
>what are you looking at?

>> No.51571200
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How are these tickers?

>> No.51571203

>>51571138
If you're still holding SOXL at this point you were probably beclowned a long time ago

>> No.51571207
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How much SQQQ do you have to own to make it?

>> No.51571210

>>51571194
Oh yeah my bad, forgot everything is up +4% right now

>> No.51571213

>>51571198
WHERE SOXS GANG AT

>> No.51571222
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51571222

Im gonna sell all my GME and BBBY
Im gonna do it
Ive had enough

>> No.51571223

think ive clawed a third of my yesterdays fumble back.

>> No.51571224

>>51571200
Like you only listen to what /smg/ recommends lol

>> No.51571226

>>51571133
Checked, and >you're here forever is NOT a meme.

>> No.51571227

Does anyone remember the original SOXL shill? You think he is still around?
>SOXL is the answer!

>> No.51571229
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my bastards redeem

>> No.51571233

>>51570440
Tesla just recalled a bunch of cars bro I would wait

>> No.51571246

How do women do it!!!!!!

>> No.51571249

Where do I go to see option IV charted?

>> No.51571252
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>>51571222
no you won't your greed won't allow it

>> No.51571254

Market dumps seem like they're running out of steam. I'm starting to think any lower than an S&P of 3400-3500 is a pipe dream and I've been calling for something more like 2900-3100
>HURR DURR IT'S GOING DOWN TO 2000
you need to seriously take your fucking meds if you expect that

>> No.51571262

>>51571227
I want to kill him

>> No.51571267

>>51571227
he told everyone to sell under 200 SMA which was around 40 retard

>> No.51571273

>>51571227
I think he, or at least someone claiming to be him, explicitly bailed when it crossed below the 200 day. Doing that would probably have locked in some gains.

>> No.51571277

>>51571227
hes in here most days if you know what to look for

>> No.51571285

Finna drop 10k on a Series I savings bond, on God fr fr no cap

>> No.51571288
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the bottom is in. the stage is set for the most epic short covering bear market rally of 2022. pack your bags for pumptober

>> No.51571290
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51571290

"Barkeep give me 1 soxl please. I'm going to the top!"

>> No.51571289

>>51571233
Unless you're looking to daytrade them

>> No.51571292

THE STOCK MARKET IS DEAD

THIS IS THE END OF STOCKS

THIS IS THE END OF CAPITALISM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51571294

>>51571254
How are market dumps running out of steam?

>> No.51571298

>>51571267
That’s still like a 50% drop for anybody who bought in the $70s

>> No.51571315
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51571315

EVs are the future

NKLA, WKHS, RIDE

>> No.51571321

>>51570759
How the hell are you that light? Are you really short? I'm quite slim at 5'9" and I'm still pushing 150.

>> No.51571322

>>51571294
we're not getting the severe dumps we were getting at the start of the year. Just these wet and dribbly 1-2% daily candles. I really don't see us pushing much lower unless we get something more akin to a capitulation event

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>>51571227
>let's be honest semiconductors are crack in all but name

>> No.51571327
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im getting wiped out over here :\

>> No.51571328
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Wtf

>> No.51571338

>>51571298
what if people that bought in the 70s are still here holding?

>> No.51571341

I didn't buy the SOXL dip. its going green thank me later I guess

>> No.51571339

>>51571315
>WKHS
remember that absolutely brutal rugpul that happened last year

Toppest kek

>> No.51571340
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10 year going to the moon sirs....

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>>51571327
You haven't lost until you sold. Unless you just buy options; then you're fucked.

>> No.51571345

>>51571233
>NHTSA said a closing window without the proper automatic reversing system may exert excessive force by pinching a driver or passenger before retracting, increasing the risk of injury.

I have never heard of a more crab omen in my life.

>> No.51571355

>>51571339
ICEshill, opinion disregarded

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>>51571338

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>he listened to bobos on /smg/ and didn't buy the dip

>> No.51571367

>he buys and holds leveraged etfs
Heh, what a dumb person you must be to do that

>> No.51571370

>>51571340
And yet TMV is *still* beating TYO. Bonds are fucked up.

>> No.51571371

>>51571355
You can't disregard me. I disregard YOU.

>> No.51571380

>>51571338
Im here, average of 56$.

>> No.51571381

>>51571288
Just bought 10k SPY, we're at some good lines for a rally

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>>51571288
all in TARK

>> No.51571391

Funny how in 2019 the dow was basically at the same level it is now. That was 3 years ago. So in 3 years there's no stock growth. It's actually even a bit behind if you factor in some inflation.

>> No.51571396

will we start ranging here? dunno i think the down move continues

>> No.51571399

>>51571227
I believe he's postcard anon. He was basically traveling the world living off of money from selling covered calls. I would imagine at this point he had to sell his bussy for hot sandwiches in Zanzibar.

>> No.51571400

>>51571386
*GILF

>>51571391
As copium you can adjust for being in a higher interest rate environment.

>> No.51571402

>>51571027
Consumer staples are great even if recession hits USA. KO / PEP / PG should be fine. Not sure about MO, since smoking is getting out of fashion and they are retarded with their investments.

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>>51571340
keep your eyes open for uncontrolled action on the 10 year people

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Guys don't worry, maybe it will be like Japan where it took 30 years for stocks to return to their 1989 levels.

>> No.51571441

>RECESION
OR
>NO SUPPLY!

What's it goign to be oil ffs.

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>>51571417
its not about the number itself but at the RATE its rising. if the 10 year stabilizes here the market would like that

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>>51571426
>it took 30 years for stocks to return to their 1989 levels.
Accounting for inflation. R-right?

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>>51571426
>volatility trading

only the strong would survive

>> No.51571469

>>51571441
We have plenty of supply. The Jim Brandon well produces 1m bbl/day and that's good for another year.

>> No.51571476

Does anyone remember my incessant NEE shilling from last year? Had you listed to me you’d be up 2% right now. Yea I’m going to shill NEE again

>> No.51571481

So if we touch 361.17 we complete the handle of of a a big Reverse cup and handle going back to 11/30/2020. This should trigger a major sell off.
If we hit 338.34 b/c of this. the narrative that you are now at parity with what you had when biden got into office.
I.e. the last two years of investments have been a complete waste. If that narrative hits and enough normies pull back we'll have the big crash. Thats the general thesis. I hope I'm right.

>> No.51571486

Bros we're getting closer to having a college aged GF living with us in exchange for sex. Come on dump harder

>> No.51571503

>everything getting heemed
>RUM still green and pumping

>> No.51571504

>>51571476
Any big advantages to it you see vs. XLU?

>> No.51571511

every day i think of buying and it just keeps going to year lows
DOW looking juicy

>> No.51571512

>>51571469
Literally all Biden has to say is
>lol oil is worth $0
And oil goes to $0. That's exactly what he just got done doing making oil dump recently.

>> No.51571514

If there isn't a bear market rally from here it's literally over and I'm going all cash into a money market

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>>51571426
Share price doesn't matter in the long term. It's just something for kids with their online computers to play with. All you need to invest is a phone and the list of dividend paying stocks to ask your broker to buy for you.

>> No.51571516

>>51571486
>assuming chads won't just have a harem
It's joever

>> No.51571518

>>51571469
agreed tell that too the oil dudes

>> No.51571519

>>51571444
why would it stabilize? feds raising rates for the next 6-8 quarters minimum

>> No.51571529
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>51571481
It's not gonna happen due to the sheer fact that eggheads like you deduced that this might happen. By quantum law, you're about to get heemed, faggot

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>>51571515
so a money market saving account?

>> No.51571539

>>51571486
God, imagine if rape hikes fixed pussy inflation.

>>51571512
>>51571518
To be fair it should be canceled out by the gutless dune coons of OPEC reducing output. But I guess they're happy sucking dick and earning only $90/bbl on Brent.

>> No.51571540

i actually dont know what to do other than capitulate...im about to lose everything if we keep dropping. my margin is decreasing at warp speed.

>> No.51571547

I didnt need a 401k anyway Jim Brandon. I am rich in cumrags and petroleum jelly and 5.56 ammo.

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should I buy it?

>> No.51571550

Why is nobody posting anime girls or coomer 3d girls? This isn’t my /smg/. You guys have changed for the worse over the years.

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>>51571550
Hey, I'm doing laundry.

>> No.51571573

>>51571529
Every day is a new ATH. It's supposed to cool off as we dump but it doesn't

>> No.51571574

>>51571538
Yeah, but with even bigger portfolio. My goal is to have 200 dividend paying stocks from all around the world in my portfolio. When I browse the list of pending payouts I want to scroll for few minutes.

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>>51571550
anime is goofy ya goof

>> No.51571584

How do you guys watch markets 10 hours a day? Isn't it depressing? What a miserable autistic life. I feel sorry for those wall Street workers.

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Would /smg/ buy this stock?

>> No.51571588

>>51571550
These niggers will ban you.
I got banned for 3 days this weekend for posting a girl in a bikini

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>>51571529
Not looking at the Modified. EEDYOT

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51571591

What happens on the 24th?

>> No.51571593

>>51571574
Why so many holdings?

>> No.51571603

>>51571591
idk but you should probably go back to pol and ask that one schizo.

>> No.51571604

>>51571588
Good

>> No.51571607

>>51571586
holy shit is that [every single technology stock]

>> No.51571609

>>51571590
They're pretty much correlated 1:1 if you look at their graphs. But this one is so far off the chart it's not usable anymore

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>>51571550
Because there are no good sportswear companies to shill.

>>51571590
Holy lol

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i seem to trade a lot better when i don't check these threads. I'm done swing trading for now, think I will get a turkey sub with lettuce, onion, banana peppers, murican cheese, mayo, italian oil, and honey mustard. I'll give the local goyslop shop my business today. What's for lunch faggots?

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>>51571593
because he wants to scroll for a few minutes

>> No.51571626

thoughts on AVCT?

>> No.51571630

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.51571631
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pump it

>> No.51571632

>>51571550
We're in a vibe-cession. Most of us are keeping our waifu's close and private.

>> No.51571633

>>51571593
I don't understand the question. Why wouldn't you want to have many holdings? As long as it has low debt, pays divvy and has stable earnings it's a buy. And it's good to diversify because even best company can default in few years when business is bad.

>> No.51571636

>>51571562
>tfw you will never have a crazed cultist sex slave gf

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>>51571584
What type of weak bitch doesn't want stress
We thrive on stress and need a cocktail of liquor, caffeine and painkillers to keep our cortisol low and our adrenaline high
Get bent, faggot

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there's literally no selling pressure we going green today

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>>51571550

>> No.51571660

>>51571636
Well not with that attitude

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>>51571626
>market cap $27M
>income -$101M
>featured on r/shortsqueeze
tells you all you need to know (its a p&d)

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>>51571550
Alright alright

>> No.51571666

>>51571586
failed bart big down move. I'd write a straddle if liquidity wsa good enough

>> No.51571667

>>51571621
BBQ chops from an arab butcher who gives his customers old meat

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>>51571621
ox tail pinto beans, gonna be like 4 more hours tho

>> No.51571669

if any of you voted for jim I hope you have lost a lot of your hard earned dollarinos and never recover

>> No.51571679
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O BASTERD MY BASTERD

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>>51571647
Think again chud. This will just be a repeat of Tuesday. Dump, pump, dump into close.

>> No.51571681

How many dead cat bounces will you people experience before you realize its a dead cat bounce? There were like 3 this week alone.

>> No.51571685

>>51571668
sounds like spicslop

>> No.51571686

>>51571621
I just found a nice bakery. Its sourdough toast with whatevers in the fridge

>> No.51571692

>>51571679
Bro I fucking love that movie.

>> No.51571695

>>51571668
Why would you ear ox tail? You non white?

>> No.51571702

>>51571668
I went back to OMAD. Tried eating 3 meals for one day and I was sluggish as hell. Have a lot more energy on OMAD.

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>>51571685
welcome to texas pardner

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if youre not buying now.....

ngmi

>> No.51571715

>>51571662
I wasnt expecting a new industry giant, no
Surely it has some room left to pump tho

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>>51571574
diversification is for idiots.

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Should I short Fedex?

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>>51571713
FUCK I bought like 2 hours ago.

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>>51571695
eats animals
>doesn't eat the entire animal
ngmi

>> No.51571744

Vote now

Recovery
or
Dead Cat Bounce

>> No.51571747

>>51571426
>posts an index made up of dividend stocks without the dividends
classic /smg/

>> No.51571748

>>51571707
>The tiny TI84
Kek

>> No.51571756

I made over 6 figures shorting this year

Im going to buy soon, dont worry mumus - just a few more days of pain ahead

>> No.51571757

>>51571718
That's 100% true statement. Only people like Warren Buffet have insider knowledge, rest of us are idiots navigating the darkness. The only thing we can do is employ strategies to offset potential losses caused by our lack of knowledge.

>> No.51571760

>>51571715
>I wasnt expecting a new industry giant, no
me neither, but there were many possibilities between "money pyre" and "industry giant". This one is just a money pyre
>Surely it has some room left to pump tho
everyone buying into a ponzi stays that, and some are even correct

>> No.51571762

>>51571744
Recovery to 390 then cliff dive

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>>51571713
>she's buying
>she thinks this is the bottom

>> No.51571765
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Summoning the +10% daily candle. Let's end this quarter in a blaze of glory.

>> No.51571769

huh guise I made a new year's resolution to not open my portfolio but I did it anyway. I think my broker is malfunctioning, showing me bogus numbers. Is SPY 474 or 574? 674 maybe?

>> No.51571776

I've never seen housing prices actually go down, they dont right? they just go up slower?

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>>51571695
have you ever eaten it? tails got a lot of flavor if you've got the patience.

>> No.51571784

>>51571776
They did ~12 years ago

>> No.51571810
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A new dawn is rising, a new America in which none shall survive! The race of men is over!!!!

>> No.51571819

>>51571784
like for how long? half a year? even if you buy "the top" of the housing market today you're not bagholding for a long time

>> No.51571820

>>51571776
They did after the last crash

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>>51571072
You TA the market and then position on VIX based on that.

The real fear explosion will happen at the June lows and 200wma which are both around 3600

>> No.51571822

>>51571769
You're missing a decimal point. It's actually 4.74, same as the 10 year.

>> No.51571823
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the literal moment I placed my limit order we started dumping again oy vey

>> No.51571828

>>51571776
My moms a realtor and she just called me complaining a house she could sold for 650k 6 months ago is struggling at 590k
And this is only the beginning. People dont want 6% mortgages

>> No.51571830

4 more hours

>> No.51571843

>>51571823
Nobody should be buying here. Not even midterms can stop this bear market. There is a lot more bleeding to come. I actually believe SOXL will reverse split.

>> No.51571857

>>51571819
I bought in 07 and lost about 1/3 of value during the crash. It took 10 years to break even

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i just put 30% of my networth into Meta. im gonna make it

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>>51571821
you're drawing too many channels there is only one bear channel.

>> No.51571883

>>51571867
I used my Quest 2 for maybe 6 hours and threw it in the closet. Even the R-18 scene is dead on DLSite. Shitty fresnel lenses, narrow FOV, it's such shit and the new hardware will be too. It's dead.

>> No.51571893

>>51571857
My friend bought his house at the absolute bottom. Paid 75k for a beautiful house. I still can't believe what a steak that was. House is probably worth $200k now

>> No.51571906

>>51571882
Thats the one. Theres also a midline we’ve danced around here for a while. The bottom line is more murky

>> No.51571914

>>51571760
Ehh, I threw 400 bucks at it

>> No.51571916

>boomer casino red
>Bitcoin and crypto green
lol
lmao

>> No.51571920

>>51571819
>even if you buy "the top" of the housing market today you're not bagholding for a long time
lmao, why would anyone believe this? And yeah the slump spread out over years.

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How the fuck can there still be bulls posting in these threads? You're going to fucking lose everything, get out!

>> No.51571931

Its about to commence dumping once more.

>> No.51571940

>>51571823
>he's still boolish
>he caught the falling knife
>the last 9 months have taught him nothing
ngmi

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>>51571921
>Not having the intuition of a giga jew and knowing just when there's going to be a 4 dollar move on spy
Goys get what they fucking deserve

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>>51571916
you made me look good b8

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Doesn't look like I've missed much since I've been gone

>> No.51571967

Stocks fall for a third day as investors fear Fed will tip the economy into a recession

>> No.51571974
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>tired of getting cut up yet mumu?

>> No.51571986

If you sold SOXL at 40 you could buy 4x now
If you sold at 20 you could buy 2x now
If you sold even at 15 you could buy an extra half per share.
Why did you not sell? Well?

>> No.51571989

>>51571603
>/pol/
>one schitzo
Anon....i.....

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>>51571974
Bobo please just gimme a tiny little exit pump, I'll really listen this time and stop being greedy, just one lil pooomp bobo please

>> No.51572007

>>51571947
You're picking up pennies in front of a steamroller. Either hold cash or go short. People in these threads who are still long are legitimately about to lose all of their money.

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>>51572001
it will happen, but I can't guarantee that it will peak higher than it is now

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>>51572001
>ew
checked

>> No.51572039
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51572039

>We told you not to get involved in that

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>be HOOD
>+10% this morning
>now red
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51572051

>>51572007
The only way that companies I hold long are going to zero is if whole world gets nuked.

>> No.51572058
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my lil sava doin sumthin

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>>51571883
>fresnel lens
HOLY SHIT. I was just on vacation and visited a lighthouse and the guide called it a "Frenel lens" and I thought I was losing my goddamn mind in some kind of Bearanstain Bears universe thing.

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>1pbtid

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>>51571989
he's talking about one schizo who's been shitting up pol talking about a major happening on the 24th because of his meth overdose fueled dream

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>>51572143
keep up the good work

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>1pbtid

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>>51572182
Nice try JIDF. But I have 2 posts.

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>>51571948
is he alright ?

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>>51572190
Touche. As do I.

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>>51572206
Yeah he walked it off. Even got a record deal after