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>Twas the night before SmartCon and all through the shack
>not an anon was stirring, not even Wojack
>the bags hung heavy, in the ledgers with care
>with the hopes that Sergey Nazarov, would soon pump them fair
>the anons were holding, hallucinating, deep in their computer chairs
>seeing visions of whores in lambos, driving overtop of the bears
>when out in New York, there came a sudden commotion
>staking, CCIP, and mass adoption announced
>what a based and totally not gay notion
>now Ari, and Eric, and John, and Arianna all shout
>CHAINLINK IS A BLESSING THE WORLD CANNOT DO WITHOUT
>the anons had made it, to much chagrin and to spite
>A Blessed SmartCon to all, and to all a goodnight!

>> No.51674273

>>51674252
based former employee

>> No.51674628
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51674628

why are the matic memes of higher quality?

>> No.51674676

>>51674628
How can it be of higher quality when its a jeet copy

>> No.51674697

>>51674252
comfy

>> No.51675109

>>51674252
good job anon

>> No.51675644

Bump

>> No.51675775

>>51674628
>meme
It's my heart and soul you jackass

>> No.51675832

>>51674252
Based

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>>51674252
beautiful and comfy anon. the link marines huddled together in our ramshackle shack, warm and snug while the cold winds howl outside, awaiting the snowfall of smartcon

>> No.51675991

>>51674252
Blessed

>> No.51675994

>>51674252
based OC anon

>> No.51676689

>>51674252
Goodnight to you too, that is beautiful.

>> No.51676736

>>51674628
classic example of soul vs soulless.

>> No.51676778

>>51674252
Smart Con man

>> No.51676810

>>51674252
>>Twas the night before SmartCon and an international gas pipeline was just bombed amid a global energy crisis with the world order on the cusp of all-out nuclear war

Almost like they don't want Linkies to make it lol

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>>51674252
It's over bros, LINK is not new tech, a hidden gem, or a coming 10-100x. LINK is mainstream and is in Twitter roasties bios. It’s a corporate entity now, so Sergey has to dump another 750k LINK to hire talent managers and diversity officers. LINK hasn’t been the biz token for over 2 years now. Just sell anons... i-i-iit’s over. It was a good ride.

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>>51674252
based

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>> No.51677899

>>51674252
Based.