/biz/ corp meeting

[Anonymous No.52359421]

*ahem*
Filter in gentlemen, we have a lot to discuss

[Anonymous No.52359436]

Reporting in.

[Anonymous No.52359453]

R...Re...reporting for duty.

[Anonymous No.52359470]

>>52359421
Aacccccccckkkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.52359495]

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[Anonymous No.52359626]

I'm WFH so dialling in via zoom. Can you see me OK? Can you hear me? Henlo? Henlooo?

[Anonymous No.52359648]

Good morning I hate niggers

[Anonymous No.52359654]

[Anonymous No.52359659]

>>52359421
Forgor my pans again >_<

[Anonymous No.52359665]

>>52359470
another one? uh... wtf...

[Anonymous No.52359687]

>>52359421
Thank you, anon. I am present. You may continue.

[Anonymous No.52359707]

Reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.52359748]

Does anybody want some coffee?

[Anonymous No.52359767]

That dump was pathetic and frankly was worth it for the entertainment value alone.

[Anonymous No.52359772]

>>52359421
ayy yooo white boi

[Anonymous No.52359793]

>>52359748
Just milk for me please

[Anonymous No.52359795]

Hi all

[Anonymous No.52359825]

>>52359767
ngl true nocap. embrace chaos n all gucci

[Anonymous No.52359836]

>>52359421
present

[Anonymous No.52359871]

>>52359687
Thank you White Claw Pepe, it's always good to see you.

Now, gentlemen, we need to discuss this Bankman character, he's caused quite a stir hasn't he, yes?
What I want to know, put simply, does /biz/ corp have any exposur- and I'd like this meeting recorded in writing. Does /biz/ corp have any exposure to Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX or their subsidiaries? Can someb- is there somebody here who can answer that for me? I've had shareholders on the phone all morning yelling at me about our stock price, what can I tell them? I need somebody from financials to give it to me straight. Once we get that out of the way we can move on to the weekly agenda.

[Anonymous No.52359894]

>>52359871
Not to worry boss sir we are 100% in link and 100% in lpl all self custody.

[Anonymous No.52359907]

>>52359871
Chud here.
I sold all ftx related assets back in 2020 and bought shiny rocks for it. Tell the shareholders that the shiny rocks will be worth 2000x more......in approximately 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.52359921]

>>52359871
I'm really close to closing a deal with Caroline on some unvaxed sperm she says she can short to make the money back within 2 weeks. Shes in the middle of a league of legends game however so ill keep you posted.

[Anonymous No.52359965]

>>52359871
Full disclosure, I took part in SOL's pump and dump scheme months ago, with my personal funds, and despite selling most of it close to the peak some of my personal cash is unfortunately tied up in SOL to this day. I've already written it off, sir, and pnd profits greatly outweigh any losses I can incur at this point

[Anonymous No.52360067]

>>52359871
Not to worry, fren. The only crypto asset I hold is XMR. Monero keeps me well insulated from Jewish tricks.

[Anonymous No.52360306]

>>52359894
>>52359907
That's good to hear gentlemen, thank you Anon from our crypto division and Chud from our precious metals division. Chud, after this blows over I'd like you to spearhead a research team inside the precious metals division of /biz/ corp. My wife is always going on about crystals and things of that nature, she says they're powerful, vibrations or something... Here at /biz/ corp we leave no stone left unturned and if there's value to be gained there's value to be had! Think you can handle that?

>>52359921
Anon cancel that deal immediately! We need to keep a long distance from FTX while they're tearing apart, and our sperm reserves are one of our most valuable assets.... we can't waste it on this Caroline woman.

>*shuffles notes*
OooooK. November....
Ah.
First on the list.... There's been reports of a cult being formed from inside our own company... has uh... anyone got any insight as to what that might mean?

[Anonymous No.52360330]

>>52359421
Why are you so fat, Kingpin?

[Anonymous No.52360615]

>>52360306
Ok I cancelled the deal as per your request, however... uhh. Well sir i dont know how to say this, but the sperm sample... shes storing it in her cheeks and wont give it back. She says she doesn't have it but i know a chipmunk with a mouth full of nut when i see it.

[Anonymous No.52360624]

>>52359871
basically a guy comes out of nowhere with poor hygiene and starts promising an institutional paradise for big VC investors who want to invest into crypto but see it as way too risky still. sbf probably had stuff in place if dems won the midterms to make it harder for people in the US to buy crypto online (ie binance) to cut out his competition. CZ knew he needed to find a weak spot quickly and when he did acted on it through full transparency. So now what happens? well i dont think any serious regulation will come anytime soon if there is no one funding these politicians for it anymore. the only question left is what is going to happen to crypto now that all the dust has settled are we going to crab/go lower? are there any more scalps that need to be claimed like CRO for instance? i feel like we are all waiting around for some sort of catalyst that is going to happen soon we just dont know what it is yet. time will tell i guess

[Anonymous No.52360639]

>>52359421
ftx cfo here

[Anonymous No.52360721]

Sorry for being late, there was a nigger on my flight

[Anonymous No.52360762]

>>52360306
N-no idea sir. There was a bizarre gentleman at the semi-annual Big Mac lunch, however, who matched this description

[Anonymous No.52360771]

who else spot swinging trx on ftx? it's 5x the index value yet i believe it will go 5x further. i will swing within this range until i'm a centimillionaire

[Anonymous No.52360810]

>>52359871
Um, sir... Not to overstep boundaries, but aren't we supposed to start these meetings with an announcement?

[Anonymous No.52360831]

>>52359421
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