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CRYPTO DOT COM bros ... i dont feel so good

>> No.52396269

>>52396234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwybHcVPi20
these bees are heavy...

>> No.52396292

>>52396234
>Be a CEX
>Decide to send billions in user funds to a new cold wallet for security
>Manually type in wallet address
>One digit out
>Funds transfer into the void

>> No.52396297

What the fuck even is this year?

>> No.52396307
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>>52396234
lol lmao imagine having money on a cex

>> No.52396360

>>52396234
jfc that's (almost) unbelievable. If you still use that platform you're insane

>> No.52396438
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52396438

They got back 35k less than they sent. You know that 35k isn't coming out of his pocket.

>> No.52396486
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>>52396234
They had to pay the “retard fee”
Run the fucking exchange now

>> No.52396504

>>52396269
That shit is lame

>> No.52396527

>>52396234
Funds are not SAFU?

>> No.52396587

>>52396234
Regulations will be pushed and the only place to trade crypto left will be banks
Just a cohencidence I'm sure

>> No.52396598

So shorting CRO right now is a good idea?

>> No.52396604

Cz will "comment" every cex to 0 and then binance itself will go to 0 after stable depeg bankrun

Screenshot this

>> No.52396624

>>52396234
>oops, hehe fathands

>> No.52396631

>>52396234
Get out of that exchange. immediately. If that's the level of fuckery going on, what else is fucked? GO. Now.

>> No.52396670

>>52396604
I'm starting to feel fear that I haven't felt before in crypto. I never thought Binance of all cexs would go bankrupt

>> No.52396679

>>52396438
I'm retarded. are you saying $35k in eth missing or 35k eth missing. because if it's 35k eth that's like $44mil and that's absolutely retarded

>> No.52396693

>>52396234
>That is not secure
>That is not safu
Can't believe he missed this golden propaganda moment.

>> No.52396698

>>52396234
>That is not secure.
Thanks, based chinaman. We wouldn't have figured it out without you.

>> No.52396700

>>52396679
35k eth.
Must be the gas fees kek.

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>>52396679
>320k ETH sent
>285k ETH returned

>> No.52396712

>>52396679
35k eth

>> No.52396719

>>52396670
yeah, nothing says an industry pillar like a company founded 5 years ago and operates from the cayman islands

>> No.52396737

>>52396234
CZ confirms funds not safu.
Get out as fast as you can.

>> No.52396759

>>52396292

>it happens to land in your wallet

wat do?

>> No.52396761
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52396761

Binance is the only safu place

>> No.52396772

>>52396670
So am I, and so is everyone. Buy signal.

>> No.52396803

>>52396737
He's a digital tulip hitman

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>>52396761
While I'm a hard advocator for not your keys not your coins, it does feel like CZ is stuck in a seminar where everyone is retarded except him.

>> No.52396882

>>52396761
i want to hate fuck her more then my oneitis

>> No.52396923

>>52396759

Return it to them by manually typing their address and being one digit off.

>> No.52397017

>>52396882
You hate your oneitis?

>> No.52397054

>>52396759
nothing, wait possibly years and see if anyone tracks you down. If they do, you can just return it and there's no reason to believe you monitor your addresses.

Then, after waiting tumble it and swap it around into XMR.

>> No.52397056

Their cold wallets are actually hot wallets
https://twitter.com/adamscochran/status/1591632043880124418

>> No.52397067

insider here, what happened was some pidgeons got in to the wallet while it was in storage and shit all over the ETH, they needed to send it to gate.io to have it cleaned, unfortunately some of the eth was stuck to the wallet with the pidgeon poo and had to be scraped off and thrown away thats why there is some missing eth

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52397076

>>52397056

Hot Coldwallet

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>>52396292
Somehow the people in charge are more retarded than the average /biz/ user

>> No.52397151

>>52397084
anons were into this bullshit before any of those literal cock sucking faggots

>> No.52397173

>>52397076
>>52397084
What kind of hive mind shit is this?

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52397197

Let's get this shit started:
>The Future of Finance

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.52397214

>>52396292
Future of finance

>> No.52397241

>>52397197
Frank grimes rolling in his grave

>> No.52397265

>>52397084
literally what the fuck is happening, it's like the polar magnetic reversal is speeding up and causing this shit.

>> No.52397268

>>52396761
Coinbase

>> No.52397278
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>>52396631
This.

I got the hell out of Blockfi after they accidently sent 700 btc to a user instead of $700, and didnt notice for weeks. Now, almost a year later, they are locking withdrawals. Coincidence?

>> No.52397295

>>52396527
Few know.

>> No.52397315

Glad I took everything out of there. The app is fucking garbage design anyway can't fathom why anyone would use this piece of shit

>> No.52397342

>>52396234
CZ jumping in telling it like it is. All he has to do is sit back and watch absolute troglodyte retards fuck everything up.

>> No.52397408

>>52396234
>asked for it back
is a retarded take, it was THEIR exhange address. still crypto.com is retarded but so is coby.

>> No.52397526
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NOT MY PROBLEM

https://youtu.be/Kgi8-fA86jw?t=150

>> No.52397585

>>52396805
>this is not secure

>> No.52397627

>>52396234
CZ's face reads:
>I am disappointed, and have no idea why you're doing this.

>> No.52397642

>>52397408
>it was still theirs
Not in their possession

>> No.52397710

I've been saying since yesterday that crypto.com will be the next one to go bankrupt.

>> No.52397733

>>52396292
I will lmao when this happens
Always send a small transaction first, confirm reception, bookmark the receiver and do the big transfer alas, it's not that hard

>> No.52397745 [DELETED] 

>>52397642
true but they didn't 'ask for it back' any more than an ordinary user 'asks back' a bank for money that's on their account

>> No.52397752

>>52397642
true but they didn't 'ask for it back' any more than an ordinary user 'asks back' a bank for money that they deposited to their account

>> No.52397776

>>52397278
>accidently sent 700 btc to a user instead of $700
lel forgot about that

>> No.52397885

>>52397752
Yes...but their users didn't necessarily consent to their money being in another company's possesion.

>> No.52398109

>>52396761
Nah, Binance have a lot of their reserves in their useless vaporware token. Only Kraken will survive.

>> No.52398132

>>52397278
wasn't it sent to more then one person their was like a lot of people who got it

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52398169

Amazing to watch.
There is a new theory that cdc send the eth to gate.io for their proof of reserves.
And they send it back afterwards.
Christ these people belong in jail.

>> No.52398175

>>52396234
Just withdrew everything from the exchange, better safe than sorry

>> No.52398299

>>52396923
kek

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>> No.52398316

>>52396759
Send my funds to a new wallet.
'Forget' the sneed phrase for their funds and claim I don't remember seeing their ETH. Watch panic unfold.

>> No.52398320

>>52397526
wtf is that real??

>> No.52398353

>>52398169
same thing going on with other exchanges, they're all passing around crypto for a snapshot and sending it back again looks like

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52398388

>>52396234
They sponsored a sports stadium ffs. What made you think the people in charge were in any manner competent?

>> No.52398416

Get out of every single exchange holy fuck

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52398553

>>52398543
Bank run happening. Just type in crypto.com on twitter search and pick the new tab.
Let's see if they make it. Probably not.