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52502629 No.52502629 [Reply] [Original]

What options can I buy at market open that will guarantee me a ten times return on my money?

>> No.52502640

>>52502629
Time travel to September 10, 2001 and buy airline puts

>> No.52502658

>>52502640
Thanks for the reply, but unfortunately time travel is out of the question.

>> No.52502664

>>52502629
Ethereum puts.

>> No.52502680

>>52502664
Thanks for the the reply. Where does one buy cryptocurrency options contracts these days?

>> No.52502737

>>52502680
Dont do that. You can’t make make money that way. Just wait 12 months and buy some shares of resource companies. Avoid leveraged bets.

>> No.52502811

>>52502737
You misunderstand. I'm looking for bets which provide a very high return and take very little time to mature.

>> No.52502817

>>52502629
Why can I see her bra pad wayy higher than her actually breast?
Do you think she noticed this herself?

>> No.52502845

>>52502817
Please refer to the subject matter in the body of text in the original post. While the image is alluring, it is unrelated to my inquiry.

>> No.52502921

>>52502629
Moar pics of that man pls

>> No.52503067
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52503067

>>52502629
Who is he? I must know, for trading purposes

>> No.52503140

>>52502629
knee pads and scope.

>> No.52503457

>>52502680
Deribit/paradigm.
Now please may I get the source of that image?