/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52550812]

Markets today

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.52550824]

natty gas bussin

[Anonymous No.52550838]

COIN oversold

[Anonymous No.52550845]

Crabbing all day today. Booooooring.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52550847]

Is there anything that we should be accumulating that'll spike on something when Trump finally tweets something?

[Anonymous No.52550850]

I am about to just all in treasuries and see of shit gets any less crazy as they mature.

[Anonymous No.52550861]

>>52550838
Scalp it

[Anonymous No.52550863]

How many of you retards are bag holding PLTR

[Anonymous No.52550867]

>>52550838
not even close. base bought into shit that was already massively overvalued because of alameda/ftx front runs. They sit on so much dead assets its not even funny

[Anonymous No.52550872]

>>52550812
he baked for free

[Anonymous No.52550873]

>>52550838
my sold puts are killing me at the moment, selling weeklies on these is like crack , making 30-50% would cum so hard if we could come back to like $46

[Anonymous No.52550875]

I'm shorting a warm winter.

[Anonymous No.52550903]

Is RBLX gonna go back up to at least $33 soon rblx watcher anon?

[Anonymous No.52550904]

>>52550867
6 bill in cash on balance sheet- already down from $300 a share, right now is probably a good ime, but Im sweating the puts that I sold

[Anonymous No.52550911]

I'm going to keep shorting until I'm right like a good little Burry

[Anonymous No.52550915]

Is Disney a buy now that they have their preferred Jew back

[Anonymous No.52550919]

>>52550904
same, what was your strike? Kind of sweating 33/34 desu senpai

[Anonymous No.52550930]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.52550933]

>>52550872
Wait you can get paid to bake?

[Anonymous No.52550945]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52550949]

This EU fag just turned on his gas heating bc it became 9C indoors
Do with that what you will

[Anonymous No.52550951]

>>52550933
Yes but you have to say brought to you by carl's jr in the title.

[Anonymous No.52550957]

>>52550903
back in the 40s by end of next week probably

[Anonymous No.52550959]

>>52550903
I think the craze may have moved on. All the kids on my street are now into Valorant and don't mention Roblox much anymore.

[Anonymous No.52550961]

fucking hate this nigger market

[Anonymous No.52550967]

>>52550904
I'd recommend a factor trade, I'm short Silvergate and long Coinbase right now

[Anonymous No.52550968]

>>52550933
Yes. You get paid in a carton of bitching and a bag of complaints

[Anonymous No.52550974]

>>52550949
Room temperature is 23C

[Anonymous No.52550976]

FUCK
Why are you pumping appl you bitch

[Anonymous No.52550982]

If oil ends the day green I’m going to flip

[Anonymous No.52550990]

>>52550949
My NG stock is already going up

[Anonymous No.52550991]

>>52550949
Some southern fag? As long as it isnt negative, no need to heat. 9 degree is perfect room temperature

[Anonymous No.52550992]

>>52550812
This is my first crash as a waggie
Does alcohol really surges on recessions? I've been looking at some stocks and they are at a good value rn.

[Anonymous No.52550993]

>>52550976
Bloody bitch bhenchod modderchod I will rape u

[Anonymous No.52551004]

Oil fudders on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.52551007]

>it’s the classic DOW Green and NASDAQ Red tug of war for the S&P 500

[Anonymous No.52551010]

>>52550957
Are you the exclusively trade RBLX only anon? I bought calls on it but they exp Friday. Up 20%, but I'm thyof buying longer dated ones. I saw it at $29, wasn't even meaning to look at it, and was like, dayyum, that's a quick scoop at least to flip

[Anonymous No.52551012]

I'm long natural gas until $9+

no way these eu fags have enough reserves for winter. Rail strike ticking too.

[Anonymous No.52551018]

USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.52551030]

>>52550974
I wish, I'm warm at 21 but 17 is fine as well.
But I was sitting with a fuking blanket and I'm not even poor

[Anonymous No.52551036]

>>52550919
sold all the way up to $48 , multiple orders at 44-4 range too, set them up as put credit spreads too. only put down a few hundred bucks each, if it can pull up to 44 range I can roll and get some sweet credits. already rolled my 48 strikes out to 12/2 so I don't have to sweat that one yet.
im on the hook for about 25 spreads this week

[Anonymous No.52551042]

>he's still using the rail strike fud

[Anonymous No.52551053]

Feels good to have not only bought the low of oil today, but to have put in a significant amount (100k). Oil.

[Anonymous No.52551054]

What should i short ? Pls respond

[Anonymous No.52551061]

>>52551036
I see good luck. It seems the selling for today at least has stopped

[Anonymous No.52551062]

>>52551054
BBBY and AMC

[Anonymous No.52551065]

This market is so boring

[Anonymous No.52551067]

>>52551054
dollar

[Anonymous No.52551073]

>>52551042
>Literally two more weeks

[Anonymous No.52551074]

Market is going to dump this afternoon

you've been warned

[Anonymous No.52551076]

>>52551053
You put 100k into oil? Who are you Warren Buffett?

[Anonymous No.52551080]

>>52551036
Post em por favor

[Anonymous No.52551100]

>>52551054
URBN earnings tn ah

[Anonymous No.52551108]

Why bother "investing" in this market? We are going to crash another 40% before things get better.

Look at any chart in the last 5 years and explain to me how there is a snowball chance in hell we don't crash for the next year?

[Anonymous No.52551114]

>>52550949
it costs 200000 dollars to run this heater
for 12 seconds

[Anonymous No.52551118]

>>52551053

[Anonymous No.52551123]

>>52551108
big fat green dildos on the way down. thats why

[Anonymous No.52551125]

>>52551100
triple dubs by allah i will make money on this play

[Anonymous No.52551135]

DRIP anon here. I sold my last set of 70 calls on Friday. Now that all the fucking tourists are gone from the ticker I've started accumulating my next set.

1/20/2023 C $14 DRIP

[Anonymous No.52551138]

>>52551012
How is that gas gonna get over to Europe?

[Anonymous No.52551141]

>>52551108
Crab

[Anonymous No.52551142]

>>52551125
You will get destroyed when they announce a surprise merger with UONE.

[Anonymous No.52551144]

>>52551053
Lucky you were sitting on that kind of shmeckles.

[Anonymous No.52551147]

>>52551076
I have been 95% cash waiting for a pullback on oil since September. Now the winter of death can begin

[Anonymous No.52551150]

>>52551108
jerome will maneuver the soft landing

[Anonymous No.52551151]

>>52551108
Sandy Claws rally.

[Anonymous No.52551152]

Still waiting for those who laughed at me in the thread before last to post your gains for the day thus far. Show me that you are standing on a hill above the retard that I am so that I can learn from (You).

[Anonymous No.52551164]

>>52551108
I think most of us here are more active traders and not 401k boomers that freak out over 10 trades in a year because muh don't like to do simple math and muh short term capital gains scary

[Anonymous No.52551178]

>>52551152
Getting close to all positions in the green finally, too.

[Anonymous No.52551189]

>>52550949
50F is pretty chilly for indoors, but if you're trying to be thrifty it's absolutely livable.

[Anonymous No.52551191]

>>52551108
Line go up

[Anonymous No.52551204]

>>52551135
Nice. Why don't you like tourists in it? Doesn't that give you more liquidy?

[Anonymous No.52551206]

>>52551012
>no way these eu fags have enough reserves for winter
they have full storages and 30+ ships on their coasts waiting to unload, with more ships on the way
>Rail strike ticking too.
this is bearish for natural gas - look back in time to when the rail strike was first seriously hitting the fan, natural gas tumbled hard that day(s)
if I recall correctly basis was that if industry grinds to a halt and also gas isn't being transported & exported we get a huge surplus of gas driving down US prices

[Anonymous No.52551218]

>>52551114
The PPT is much more expensive than that

[Anonymous No.52551224]

>>52551010
i trade TQQQ SQQQ as well but yeah I watch the chart daily, it's an oddball stock, has GME level balloonabilty

[Anonymous No.52551235]

>>52551206
>they have full storages and 30+ ships on their coasts waiting to unload
thats because their storage is too small to last more than a couple months
if this winter isn't very mild they'll run short by jan

[Anonymous No.52551237]

anime is gay

[Anonymous No.52551245]

I cant believe the western world will crash soon, better go long BRICS!

[Anonymous No.52551260]

>>52551237
Ur gay GRND baggie

[Anonymous No.52551266]

>>52551245
John from michigan oblast

[Anonymous No.52551279]

>>52550949
I'm reporting you to the globohomo frost bite enforcement task force to get me one of those free NGO migrant invade Europe cards as a snitch reward

[Anonymous No.52551283]

>>52550845
Guess who just bought some stocks!

[Anonymous No.52551290]

>>52551204
I don't mind tourists is just funny that they scatter like roaches over a rumor and panic sell. The calls I bought on DRIP just now are cheaper than they were at open even though DRIP is still up 4.12%... I literally got a retard discount price because people are idiots.

[Anonymous No.52551291]

>>52551235
>thats because their storage is too small to last more than a couple months
that is a different argument, that I would be willing to entertain, that this winter they are fine, but it's their procurement for summer and winter 2023 that is the issue looming
>if this winter isn't very mild they'll run short by jan
this I would also be willing to entertain - it's all around weather now. if we get more heating days or not
freeport delay to january is priced in
it is almost 100% on the weather now

[Anonymous No.52551296]

stick to stocks my friends, it's dangerous out there

[Anonymous No.52551297]

>>52551114
Isn't that Russian gas Twitch streamer back up?

Ah yes, here he is: https://www.twitch.tv/russiangas1

[Anonymous No.52551329]

>>52551080
for this week
sold
15 at 44.5
10 at 44
5 at 43

my buys are at
1 at 41
7 at 40.5
12 at 40
10 at 38.5

my 9/2
sells
4 at 48
4 at 46
3 at 45
5 at 44

buys for 9/2
3 at 41
9 at 39
4 at 38

if i can get a little hop to like $43 and keep rolling the money could be great. my dream would be to lower my strike price on each of the calls, I have enough money on this play to give me financial freedom if I can generate a great cash flow from this.

not financial advice, this could probably roll over on me, but if it pays off the theta they pay is just crazy

[Anonymous No.52551333]

>>52550949

I'm from Northern Europe and I'm on a long vacation in South East Asia to avoid winter (not because of had process, but because fuck winter), it's pretty good except for all the fucking Russians everywhere.

[Anonymous No.52551339]

>>52551290
I'ma scoop one real quick for fun. Not 70 though, just one. I'll be a tourist for a day or two I reckon

[Anonymous No.52551350]

>>52551333

>had process
Gas prices

[Anonymous No.52551368]

is a 0.5bps rate hike considered bullish now over .75?

[Anonymous No.52551377]

>>52551150
>soft landing

[Anonymous No.52551381]

>>52551368
bullish until the end of the day it is announced

[Anonymous No.52551382]

I'm kinda liking these q's

[Anonymous No.52551386]

>>52550847
NWS? Don't know how strong of a response you'd get though.

[Anonymous No.52551397]

>>52551368
yup jpow is a softy

[Anonymous No.52551401]

>>52551368
it's all about the terminal rate, and for how long
market would be upset about 75 however
if you only care / think about the 50 vs 75, you are a sheep retail goyim
you need to understand the SEP + dot plot, and expectations for the SEP + dot plot

[Anonymous No.52551406]

>>52551368
yes. Dont ask, its what the market does.

[Anonymous No.52551411]

Nice crab market

[Anonymous No.52551418]

Crabbing in the other direction now

[Anonymous No.52551420]

>>52551382
Qs the greatest
wait til the crab stops

[Anonymous No.52551459]

>slowly doing a daily dca into inverse etfs whenever the market tries to recover
>market just sucks today
>finish dcaing for the day
>now the market chooses to recover
Alright then. It won't matter in a week when jpow knocks this gay market back to 32k, but I just want the (((hedge funds))) to know I'm onto them.

[Anonymous No.52551462]

>>52551382
thanks for posting fren, these fags reeeing about vix being broken and others saying trading is impossible was getting annoying because they dont listen to help

[Anonymous No.52551465]

>>52551368
Like other anons said it depends on the terminal rate now. Bullard threatened that we could have a terminal rate anywhere from 5-7%. If Powell comes out and says a 7% terminal rate is the most likely scenario, buckle up because we’re tanking

[Anonymous No.52551492]

>>52551420
I'm just gonna cash this check and run. What's a good entry to look for on my next scalp?

[Anonymous No.52551495]

>>52551368
People were betting on a .25 BPS hike so no.

[Anonymous No.52551501]

>>52550915
Why are you asking now, so late into the day?

[Anonymous No.52551521]

>>52551401
The market wouldn't care about either if it was announced beforehand. The market would pump on 2 BPS. Because it's fake. All of this is fake. Algos which buy on 'news', retarded redditors who chase the pump, media which lies and says this is actually good. All that matters in the end is that the fed keeping current rates for a year would absolutely crush stock valuations.

[Anonymous No.52551525]

The markets will continue healing until morale improves

[Anonymous No.52551548]

>>52551465
It has to be higher then inflation to actually work. Powell has known this from day one, but won't say it because it's to scary for the market to handle.

[Anonymous No.52551552]

>>52550982
It genuinely wouldn't surprise me...

[Anonymous No.52551555]

>>52550875
>I'm shorting a warm winter.
Doesn't matter Eurocucks have no fuel, energy going up it's just a ploy right now to get you to sell oil.

[Anonymous No.52551557]

>>52551521

[Anonymous No.52551558]

>>52551501
I just woke up, I do all my trading in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.52551570]

>>52551492
it'll probably stay at current price a while, might go up cause this last swing is fast compared to earlier today, seems like some momentum up

[Anonymous No.52551571]

Spider Nig Spider Nig
Robs whoever his homies dig
Wears his pants, on his knees
Prays to George Floyd when he breathes
Watch out there goes the Spider Nig

[Anonymous No.52551573]

>>52551548
>higher then inflation
should probably trust this guy

[Anonymous No.52551575]

Why is AMC the only meem stock that didn’t tank?

Because I bought puts, right?

[Anonymous No.52551579]

>>52551557
Why do you keep posting red dit memes when everyone tells you to go back to red dit?

[Anonymous No.52551583]

IT WILL NOT SIMPLY PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION
IT'S LITERALLY JUST NOT BEING PERMITTED TO HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.52551590]

>>52551575
you didnt bet against the crypto popcorn company anon did you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52551597]

wtf is the raccoon market?

[Anonymous No.52551606]

>>52551012
>I'm long natural gas until $9+
>no way these eu fags have enough reserves for winter. Rail strike ticking too.
This + get in on some oil

[Anonymous No.52551607]

>>52551583

[Anonymous No.52551610]

>>52551575

[Anonymous No.52551612]

>>52551583
cry about it

[Anonymous No.52551613]

>>52551583
Classic Bonesaw market

[Anonymous No.52551631]

THE ONLY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS IS INFORMATIONAL ASYMMETRY THAT INSIDERS COLLUDE ON TO TIME ALL OF THEIR TRADES AND ASSFUCK THE REST OF US
OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T BE LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR A TREND TO HAPPEN DURING ACTUAL TRADING HOURS

[Anonymous No.52551632]

>>52550961
Dump on Wednesday, no worries.

[Anonymous No.52551638]

>>52551575
zoom out

[Anonymous No.52551645]

>>52551575
Amc is way in the dirt, the total combined price of amc and ape is half of what it was before the dividend

[Anonymous No.52551647]

>>52551583
>nooooo line dont go parabolic in either direction >RIGGED AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52551651]

I hate crabbing so much

[Anonymous No.52551652]

IT WON'T EVEN GO OUT TO 1 S.D FROM VWAP
THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST LIKE "CANCELED LMAO"

[Anonymous No.52551661]

Any particular reason why tells is dumping today? Did musk call someone a nigger?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52551668]

>>52551651
stupid fucking raccoon market. i fucking hate coons, they do that jewish shit with their fucking hands.

[Anonymous No.52551669]

this whole thanksgiving week will be just a massive crab

[Anonymous No.52551675]

>>52551647
I didn't say anything about going parabolic you stupid faggot who probably learned what that word means two days ago.

[Anonymous No.52551677]

>>52551575
>he shorted wakanda

[Anonymous No.52551685]

https://youtu.be/TyCKqRvCN8E

[Anonymous No.52551688]

>>52551638
Yes they’re all in a long term downtrend and still overvalued

[Anonymous No.52551695]

>>52551661
Aye sir, I called that african american a nigger

[Anonymous No.52551702]

>>52551570
Well it exps tomorrow so I already sold it. I didn't wanna get too greedy

[Anonymous No.52551704]

Anyone going to play Dicks earnings? It has to go down I think. Retail sales were low.

[Anonymous No.52551711]

where da volume at?

[Anonymous No.52551720]

>>52551661
Soi cult stock has a cult leader that just alienated the sois. What do you think happens?

[Anonymous No.52551725]

WE ARE NOTHING BUT LIQUIDITY SO *FUCKING ASSHOLES WITH INSIDER KNOWLEDGE* CAN MOVE THEIR FUCKING WEALTH AROUND WITHOUT IT DEPRECIATING

ALWAYS KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN BIDEN PRETENDS TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO "PAYS THEIR FAIR SHARE."

[Anonymous No.52551730]

>>52551138
>How is that gas gonna get over to Europe?
It's called shipping. They get these huge metal vessels that amazingly float on water fill them up then propel them to europe

[Anonymous No.52551734]

>>52551114

I'm unironically burning trough euros right now
prob 5e to get my apartment warm
But fuck just like the advised 5m shower the government isn't gonna tell me how warm I should be.

[Anonymous No.52551740]

>>52551730
there arent many lng terminals and dont start with the swimming ones

[Anonymous No.52551745]

>>52551675
learn2trade

[Anonymous No.52551747]

>>52551661
worse

[Anonymous No.52551760]

>>52551734
take the kotatsu pill

[Anonymous No.52551770]

>>52551745
Explain exactly what "parabolic" means, you pseudo-intellectual faggot.

[Overseer of Clowns No.52551771]

>>52551571
This clown is sitting in his basement jacking it to blacked porn.
>inb4 pretending to know about how markets work

[Anonymous No.52551779]

buck just got broken at the world cup, do we short $NGR?

[Anonymous No.52551780]

>>52551702
oh yeah, rule 1

[Anonymous No.52551791]

>>52551525
The market wants to go down so bad (and it is slowly) but there are record number of 0dte gamblers and tons of puts so best they can do is just violently crab down

[Anonymous No.52551794]

>>52551734
We're all going to be enslaved by globohomo tyrants sooner or later. There is no country they won't reach. As crazy as shit is, we may look back on this era as the good ole days, well at least compared to what is probably coming

[Anonymous No.52551796]

https://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-quick-quitting-reasons-why-it-may-happen-2022-11

Why is the labor market all screwed up?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52551798]

>>52551779
so who won that world cup thing?

[Anonymous No.52551803]

>>52551760
comfy, i want to live in the totoro house like picrel

[Anonymous No.52551806]

>>52551798
Qatar

[Anonymous No.52551813]

>>52551796
vax and zoomers staying home and boomers checking out and retiring early

[Anonymous No.52551815]

>>52551730
Cool
I'm sure that will be great when Freeport comes back online around March

[Anonymous No.52551821]

>>52551333
good on you I might opt for the same if I make some more money, been to Thailand at 12 (calm down) and it was beautiful

[Anonymous No.52551825]

Can someone explain to me why all the regulars here are establishment bootlickers who kick into Karen mode the moment anyone calls the financial elite out for their shit?
Are you all retarded, or are you literally just autocratic statists in real life?
Are all glowies just temporarily embarrassed emperors?

[Anonymous No.52551827]

>>52551711
There won’t be any major volume this week because most traders probably took the week off for Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.52551832]

>>52551796
nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.52551834]

>>52551575
Could you please kindly leave?

[Anonymous No.52551843]

>>52551827
pussies

[Anonymous No.52551846]

You bought the double-bottom in oil, right?

[Anonymous No.52551849]

>>52551796
They paid you to stay at home and do nothing and now they realize that was a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.52551855]

>>52551825
/smg/ is full of boomers who still get their news from newspapers

[Anonymous No.52551858]

What the fuck is actually going on

[Anonymous No.52551860]

>>52551825
/pol/ belongs on /pol/
kill all statists

[Anonymous No.52551863]

>>52551796
no one wants to work for an artificial world where the only reason to live is hedonism

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52551866]

>>52551806
I like how those muslims lied, and said sure we will allow the sale of beer, then they fucking said, lol nevermind you can't have beer. never trust a muslim, they are just like the jew.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52551883]

>>52551858
racoon market

[Anonymous No.52551896]

>>52551189
I was sitting around with a blanket being poor as fuck, then I remembered I can afford a 150e increase so I got warm, but I'm holding at 15, no need going to 20
>>52551279
And with that you'll get a house in 3 weeks and bennies when you enter
Oh and free furniture

[Anonymous No.52551897]

>>52551834
That's not how you say it!
He didn't use his right words!

[Anonymous No.52551901]

>>52551860
>/pol/ belongs on /pol/
Kys commie

[Anonymous No.52551905]

>>52551846
I did

[Anonymous No.52551907]

>>52551866
and their team is trash to boot and only qualified because they are hosting. And Iran is trash too. England looked good

[Anonymous No.52551927]

>>52551688
the market makers are just taking your options money. The meme stocks have taken a beating and you shouldn't be worried about them while they are in the gutter.

[Anonymous No.52551933]

>>52551901

[Overseer of Clowns No.52551936]

>>52551825
Shut the fuck up you fucking pussy.
No one owes you a goddamned thing you fucking shitstain.
You love when the world's divided because shitfucks like you get to sit back on their fat fuck ass and eat your buttered down popcorn while your so called "financial elites" fucking continue exploiting fucking Mexicans and Indians you goddamned white supremacist bootlicking fucking private investigator dumbass motherfucks.
>oldfags know everything about politics so let's listen to every tarded thing they say
>newfags know nothing about markets so let's ignore every tarded thing they say
>leftoids and right wing cucks are divided so let's complain about it on Shitter, Plebbit, KoobFace, and 4chin.
You goddamned feds need to find another site to fucking lurk you goddamned braindead clownered shitfucks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52551939]

>>52551907
lmao what? who let iran join? i thought they were terrorists and violators of ((human)) rights.

[Anonymous No.52551949]

>>52551901
Hes not wrong, retard.

[Anonymous No.52551956]

>>52551933
Gay frogposter
>>52551834

[Anonymous No.52551959]

Doge bros, we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.52551961]

>I need insert politics into literally every topic because I'm an insufferable piece of shit and if you disagree you're a bootlicker

[Anonymous No.52551978]

>>52551815
>I'm sure that will be great when Freeport comes back online around March
March is in the spring, still have to get through the winter

[Anonymous No.52551981]

>>52551770
no. rsi is currently bouncing around in the channel and there is even less liquidity the direction is obvious

[Anonymous No.52551982]

Wtf is JEPI doing?

[Anonymous No.52551985]

>>52551849
Who'd of thunk it? JP & Co. are trying to do a soft landing on the clusterfuck caused by really over the top and unnecessary lockdowns and rampant gibs courtesy of both admins. Mommy Yellen is trying to make Daddy Powell look like that bad guy by saying we're not in for some hard shit, but we're going see some troubled waters.

[Anonymous No.52551987]

>>52551961
The best part about this post is that the picture and text represent both sids of the isle
Literally nobody can disagree

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52551992]

>>52551961
are you salty from all that boot licking, or is it because you eat cum?

[Anonymous No.52551994]

>>52551939
they are actually mediocre at football and usually seem to qualify for the cup (at least in my lifetime) but England pooped all over those poopers

[Anonymous No.52552001]

I should not have bought puts, I'm down so bigly :C

[Anonymous No.52552007]

>>52551858
What a gross human

[Anonymous No.52552008]

>>52551982
You don't buy JEPI because you want the price to go up. You buy JEPI to collect dividends expecting the price to go down, but ultimately return to your entry price.

[Anonymous No.52552014]

>>52551740
Believe me if the masses start crying they will get them fuel to heat homes. Globohomo can't afford a revolt from cold trannies

[Anonymous No.52552019]

>>52551760
I might make a sort-of with an infrared/ray-heater
not putting an electric coil near a blanket imhodesu

[Anonymous No.52552027]

Thank you WSJ for the oil cheapies this AM

[Anonymous No.52552030]

>>52552008
Well it’s outperforming the market and giving me a 10% dividend
Feels like cheating

[Anonymous No.52552033]

>This guy can go short or long.
>You can't go short once.

[Anonymous No.52552036]

>>52551846
I bought the daily bottom of DRIP. If you emotionally invest off of zero hedge screenshots you shouldn't be trading energy tickers. They are just scam shitcoins

[Anonymous No.52552040]

>>52551961
Not that guy buy policy drives markets, you literally cannot escape government when finance is involved.

[Anonymous No.52552042]

>>52552008
>>52551982
volatility is going to explode and anyone selling options is going to lose money unless you can time thing correctly even otm retard bets make money when volatility goes crazy

[Anonymous No.52552045]

>>52551798
Us of course, the Dutch!
We are already world champion
But it will be in Qatar so no-one will give a fuck

[Anonymous No.52552047]

>>52552008
What's the CDN JEPI

[Anonymous No.52552059]

>>52552014
I think the timeframe for German LNG terminals is sometimes in 2025 and I think there are 2 in French, 1 in the Netherlands or Belgium and 2 in Spain. I long coal and wood

[Anonymous No.52552067]

>>52551858
is this satire

[Anonymous No.52552075]

>>52551978
Exactly, so how is that nat gas going to get over to Europe to replenish their winter reserves when the Freeport export terminal is offline and won't be fully online until March?

[Anonymous No.52552077]

>>52551860
You don't belong here, nigger.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552080]

>>52552045
qatar already won the thing, but they didn't sell any beer

[Anonymous No.52552081]

I will say one thing:
The optimism going in the holiday season is obviously just so palpable!
Investors can't buy fast enough!

[Anonymous No.52552083]

volatility is a shitcoin?

[Anonymous No.52552088]

>>52552042
Planning to axe most of the options I have open before Thanksgiving. There are a few I'm keeping open because they can weather the storm, but it'll be hectic next Monday

[Anonymous No.52552094]

So is the market just gonna go back to ATH and simply pretend that 5% FFR doesn't exist?

[Anonymous No.52552098]

Any chance of 394.8 in the next 10 mins? Wanna break even sirs pls

[Anonymous No.52552102]

Bought Zoom puts for earnings. No one is using that trash anymore.

[Anonymous No.52552104]

>>52552042
JEPI profits off volatility. Divvy could be 14% this year.

[Anonymous No.52552105]

>>52552047
HYLD and HDIV, you maybe want a 50/50 split between the two.

[Anonymous No.52552107]

Is it possible to just make a living trading?

[Anonymous No.52552109]

>>52552083
Whatever the market has to do to facilitate a wealth transfer back from the general public back into Larry Fink's bank account, that's what it will do.

[Anonymous No.52552119]

>Retail spends all their cash on xmas
>Market rugs

[Anonymous No.52552126]

>>52551613
BONESAW IS RED-DEE

[Anonymous No.52552127]

>>52552080
https://youtu.be/GJW19nlzb3Q

[Anonymous No.52552134]

holy fucking shit just dump already. we all know when 3:00 comes we’re gonna get a big dump anyway, spare us the pointless cockteasing.

[Anonymous No.52552136]

>>52552107
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52552139]

>>52552107
If you're trading your ass on the street for money, definitely.

[Anonymous No.52552144]

>>52552107
yes if you follow options and ONLY want to make 70$ a day it's easy

if you try to make 25k a year like I did you WILL lose all your money eventually you need to read a book

[Anonymous No.52552152]

>>52552107
if you have to ask, you cant

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552156]

>>52552134
the raccoon market is so predictable in hind-sight, but those pumps and dumps just come out of no where

[Anonymous No.52552157]

>>52552059
>I long coal and wood
I'm in on coal too

[Anonymous No.52552162]

>>52551936
>exploiting fucking Mexicans and Indians
Based
The only thing (You) are overseeing is the dilation regimine.

[Anonymous No.52552181]

>>52552107
spend a few thousand (like $5K) buying and trading 0DTE SPX options. You can make a few hundred a day if you know your shit. You can also lose hundreds a day, and without a stop loss you can lose thousands.

[Anonymous No.52552184]

>>52552075
>Believe me if the masses start crying they will get them fuel to heat homes. Globohomo can't afford a revolt from cold trannies
This

[Anonymous No.52552198]

i think it's funny that the UK still keeps up the pretense of national teams

[Anonymous No.52552212]

whats your go-to site for unusual option activity?

[Anonymous No.52552234]

>>52552059
>>52552157
>I long coal
>I'm in on coal too
Based

[Anonymous No.52552250]

>BRAAPL

[Anonymous No.52552256]

>>52552104
but you sell it right? that means in the event of a happenoooning you will lose bigly its rare but I think its possible. there has never been less postive flow of money into spy than ever before. but if you are selling calls then you should be good

[Anonymous No.52552264]

chop cancer...

[Anonymous No.52552282]

>He invested in crypto at cryptos absolute highest
>During which multiple companies come out of nowhere advertising literal ponzi schemes
Laugh at cryptobros

[Anonymous No.52552288]

>>52552212
porn hub trending searches analytics:
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/

My portfolio is up 40% this year if that matters

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552291]

>>52552264
it's not chop it's called raccoon market

[Anonymous No.52552295]

>>52552105
OK I bought 5k worth, What now?

[Anonymous No.52552298]

>supermarket selling 2 for 3 deals
>buy 18 dollars of soda (2 cases), get 27 dollars (3 cases) free
Alright
We must have hit peak inflation or the point where the supply is outstripping what they're selling.

>>52552156
>>52552134
Pre-thanksgiving, market goes straight. Dump on blacked friday to jpow wednesday. Market will price in Jpowell's hole.

[Anonymous No.52552302]

I am financially bored

[Anonymous No.52552308]

>>52552288
elaborate on why pornhub searches help you make investment decisions

[Anonymous No.52552318]

>>52552234
>Based
No matter what green fags say, at the end of the day modern society needs energy to function. If that energy supply begins to get interrupted the greenies go by the wayside.

[Anonymous No.52552321]

>>52552298
holiday
they always make it a little nicer before holidays

[Anonymous No.52552325]

>>52550812
LMAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52552342]

>>52552288
>one of the most popular halloween searches was she-hulk
lol

[Anonymous No.52552344]

>>52552325
>Investing in gay sex is now a reality
Real-life Cum Town bit

[Anonymous No.52552350]

>>52552308
Blacked is up=buy oil
Trans is up=buy Goldman
Lesbian is up=buy Subaru

[Anonymous No.52552352]

can't go to thanksgiving cos my wife has covid
i was really looking forward to the free food

[Anonymous No.52552360]

>>52552325
>Shooting at gay bar
>Grindr down
Jesus Christ now that's a dark joke

[Anonymous No.52552389]

>>52552352
just short BYND for free food

[Anonymous No.52552395]

Oil back to even for today. All panic sellers got roused

[Anonymous No.52552396]

The most retarded thing is the Dutch are sitting on a gas bubble ready to tap (turn-key) but muh mini-quakes.
I'm betting we get it going if it gets dire, we have a contract with Germany

[Anonymous No.52552417]

>>52552396
When did that happen?

[Overseer of Clowns No.52552435]

>>52552162
>uses based unironically
>dilation regime
>Here's your free (You)
Keepin' it cringe as always ya fuckin' bootlicker. Careful, I have a big dick and accidentally swing it around too much. Might accidentally knock that blendered brain of yours right out of your fucking thick goddamned clowned skull of yours, shillbot.
Keep typing though, clown.
I loved reading that part about dilation.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552441]

>>52552360
nah the joke is they all went to hell because they were gay

[Anonymous No.52552471]

roll for 390 SPY EOD

[Anonymous No.52552479]

Based market makers letting me sell for realized profits and buy more puts cheap in the same day. It's like two days of trading in one day while all the retards here call it a crab

[Anonymous No.52552481]

>>52552441
you dont believe in hell though

[Anonymous No.52552506]

>>52552352
she cheated and her family knows but you dont covid is an excuse

[Anonymous No.52552509]

low vol dump means low vol pump reversal

[Anonymous No.52552510]

>>52552417
Somewhere earlier 2-10 years in the making
We have Slochteren, and have been pumping from it since the 60's for cheap, selling all.
Now Groningen sometimes has small quakes bc of the drilling and abt. 10.000 homes and 'damaged'
Give all these people a new home and that's that, but nu-uhu no can't do that would be unenviramental.
Same with the forced appropriation of farms bc of muh nitrogen, fake as shit.

[Anonymous No.52552517]

>>52552479
>people are still pedaling this retarded /gme/ conspiracy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552523]

>>52552481
that's what makes it a joke

[Anonymous No.52552530]

>soft landing

[Anonymous No.52552534]

>>52550872
Quiet, nyagger

[Anonymous No.52552537]

DO FUCKING NORMAL SHIT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52552540]

>>52552019
The infrared ones don’t work. False advertising. Get an electric one with an ample guard.

[Anonymous No.52552566]

>>52552435
>tried to correct my spelling
>misspelled again
*regimen
(You) should probably keep that dick a safe distance from picrel. He is know to take out anarchist fagtards.

[Anonymous No.52552568]

>>52552509
which means low vol dump re-reversal

[Anonymous No.52552574]

>>52551108
Volatility is where the active trader makes the most money my friend

[Anonymous No.52552594]

>>52552510
>have been pumping from it since the 60's for cheap
what I was under the impression. Somebody really really really wants his energy portfolio to print.

[Anonymous No.52552603]

The crypto pits are stirring

[Anonymous No.52552604]

>>52552435
Overseer, how clownish will 2023 be?

[Anonymous No.52552607]

>>52552540
>ample guard
noted, and yes, no China shit

[Anonymous No.52552626]

So why shouldnt I just do a spread like this every few days?

[Anonymous No.52552627]

>>52552574
Lets fucking gooooo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552634]

>>52552566
that's the face of a man who's done more to rid this country of commies than anyone i know, what a hero

[Anonymous No.52552653]

>>52552594
It's the WEF great reset, anon, it's literally their agenda, being implemented by our 'own' government, under false pretenses.
It's not about the money anymore, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.52552664]

>>52552603
New lows for bitcoin rofl

[Anonymous No.52552670]

>https://archive (dot) ph/jUKWO
How many are left, anyways

[Anonymous No.52552669]

>plain as day head and shoulders
>market obviously can't push to a higher level right now
>midterms over
>holiday sentiment dogshit
>winter energy crisis looming
>IT STILL WON'T JUST FUCKING DO A FUCKING TREND

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552679]

>>52552627
you're killing the raccoon market, we should call you davy crocket

[Anonymous No.52552680]

>>52552626
Oh yea best spread I've ever seen

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52552691]

>>52552634
You may have to eat your dick soon Baggie, but at least you enjoy seeing a young man kill kike pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.52552717]

>>52552653
Its always about the money, even for that cult. Their meme investement in "renewable" energy memes has barely been held up by massive subventions for 3 decades, cant let those run out when cheaper energy sources exist and money is tight. Reality is coming fast, and coal powered power plants still work.

[Anonymous No.52552740]

>>52552626
Because you are risking $751 for $45

[Anonymous No.52552745]

>>52552664
cryptobaggies are done.

/biz/ might as well just be /smg/ now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52552761]

>>52552691
>implying silver is going to break $30 by Jan. 1st. You fell for the kikes' lies.

[Overseer of Clowns No.52552763]

>>52552566
>greentexts after I green texts
>implying I give two flying shits
>kyleClittenhouse.png
Keep on newfagging it up shillbot.
>owned.png
>frogposter.gif
Lose some more teeth from all that 'bacer you be chewing, manlet.
Tell me more about how much onions you've been injecting?

[Anonymous No.52552803]

>>52552603
Which price kills Saylor?

[Anonymous No.52552818]

>>52552717
I hope it's about money and not about enslavement, bc that would be a massive win
Green energy is indeed a giant meme, just build 3 nuclear reactors and we'd be done.

[Anonymous No.52552841]

>>52552626

[Anonymous No.52552845]

>>52552763
>claims to not give two flying shits
>gives me (You)s
Post stock strategies and gains.

[Anonymous No.52552860]

>>52552845
jesus knows i love him without me sharing an image on the internet

[Anonymous No.52552867]

>>52550812
>"Anon my son. You have wealth now. You must choose how to invest it. You have many choices. Bonds, stocks, mutual funds, etfs, real estate, reits, precious metals, commodities, the world is yours."
>"...."
>dumps money into a fake internet coin

[Anonymous No.52552902]

>>52552818
Its about making profits at the lowest possible risk, which is socializing all risks

[Anonymous No.52552905]

BUDDY LOOK AT TSLA COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52552906]

the last high wasn't even fucking real buying

[Anonymous No.52552909]

>>52552860
Blessed/based

[Anonymous No.52552953]

Stop pumping, KO.

[Anonymous No.52552954]

And doesn't PPT need to fucking SELL shit by now?
Shouldn't these fake, faggot ass support levels be appearing out of nowhere in the *inverse* fucking chart by now?
Or is Yellen doing fucking overnight "repurchase" agreements now too?

[Anonymous No.52552972]

>>52552965
>>52552965
>>52552965
new
>>52552965
>>52552965
>>52552965
new

[Anonymous No.52552976]

>>52552969
>>52552969
>>52552969

[Anonymous No.52552980]

when is crypto gonna finally spill over to the real market?

[Anonymous No.52552998]

>>52552976
too slow and anime is gay

[Anonymous No.52553021]

>>52551152
Cooling down heading into the final hour.

[Anonymous No.52553042]

>>52552998
Ur gay GRND baggie

[/out/ie No.52553121]

>>52552059
Dude, stop thinking, you aren't good at it.
https://www.mopo.de/im-norden/niedersachsen/unabhaengiger-vom-russischen-gas-deutschland-erstes-lng-terminal-ist-fertig/
The first new LNG terminal in Germany came online last week in Wilhelmshaven, the first shipis supposed to unload in three weeks, two weeks earlier than planned. Gasoline and natgas prices are falling for some time now, because reserves are filled up, but volatility will remain high for years.
Needless to say, i fueled up my car when it was the highest price ever. Should last me into february, as i have removed myself from the rat race.

[Anonymous No.52553615]

>>52551858
No one kills these people, so they exist.