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Do you clean your penis with toilet paper after you pee?

>> No.52701126

>>52701058
Of course dont want my wennie spilling residual piss on my underware. I do my own laundry.

>> No.52701152
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>>52701058
I penis clean the pee after the toilet

>> No.52701283

I pull it in mid stream when I got a quarter tank left. Usually piss on my leg a bit but time is money

>> No.52701313

Wait til you get old and are incontinent like me- shit sucks. So fucking paranoid leaving a public restroom knowing there piss showing on the front of my pants.

>> No.52701330
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>>52701058
I don't have my penis anymore

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>>52701058
i pee in the sink and just rinse it with water

>> No.52701368

>>52701058
no you do the squeeze and wiggle, didnt you have a father?

>> No.52701402
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NO BECAUSE MY PEEPEE IS ICEY

>> No.52701497

>>52701058
Sometimes, I'm older and it tends to drip afterwards so I need some tp to suck up the left over fluid from me pee hole after shaking.

>> No.52701519

>>52701058
Yeah I have to dab the tip with toilet paper, or else I have to shake like 10+ times and there still might be some left, it's way better to just dab the tip to get rid of the excess pee. I've been doing this since I was in my early 20s

>> No.52701526

you disgusting kaffirs just use water

>> No.52701527

Sometimes. I have my foreskin.
>>52701368
Like a Gogurt tube. From the balls all the way up.
Financially, it's the best way to make sure you're out so you don't make an embarrassment of yourself at the business meeting.

>> No.52701540

>>52701354
Finally someone sensible on this board. Pissing in the sink is cleaner, faster, and saves water.

>> No.52701552

>>52701058
Nope. I'm uncircumcised, so I can get away with just leaving it in there.

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>>52701354
>this fucking guy

>> No.52701583

>>52701058
No I squeeze it all out.

>> No.52701605

>>52701058
No, because urine is actually the most un-polluted clean thing in this polluted world. And your kidneys are the greatest filtration system in earth. I actually drink my urine because it’s not waste like we’ve been lined tk but ultra filtered blood plasma with all your antibodies to cure any illness. It’s the most distilled water on earth. I was actually interested in a chick out of my league with huge fucking ballons, but I’m very personable and affable and she likes my personal fly

>> No.52701630

>>52701605
And she liked my personality… so we get into talking deep. And told her I drink my urine. She actually became more attracted to me because she knows she’s hot and has tons of guys after her so why would this chuddish guy tell her this? We ended up hooking up few weeks later because me telling her that meant she knew I didn’t give a fuck what she thought about me whereas most guys try to impress her