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[Anonymous No.52731880]

How can I get out of going to my company Christmas party without looking like an antisocial autist?

[Anonymous No.52731893]

>>52731880
just say you got covid retard

[Anonymous No.52731905]

>>52731880
just say your grandma will die that day

[Anonymous No.52731908]

>>52731893
I work with a bunch of retard Karens that are terrified of covid. I'll have to stay home for a couple weeks, wear masks at work, and get tested

[Anonymous No.52731926]

>>52731893
>Hello, Boss? I got covid, retard.
Bad advice.

[Anonymous No.52731928]

>>52731908

You thought you had covid but then you took 12 PCR tests and you don’t actually have covid. You are retarded and antisocial aren’t you

[Anonymous No.52731941]

>>52731880
Just say you're sick. Buy an MC if you must.

[Anonymous No.52731970]

>>52731880
It's the holidays, just tell them you have prior commitments with extended family or some shit.

[Anonymous No.52731999]

>>52731908
>I'll have to stay home for a couple weeks, wear masks at work, and get tested

[Anonymous No.52732412]

>>52731880
Just say you can't go. They already see you as an antisocial autist. We can't hide our true nature.

[Anonymous No.52732499]

You don’t.

[Anonymous No.52732511]

>>52731880
Tell them you've shat your pants

[Anonymous No.52732585]

>>52731880
Be really enthusiastic about it. Bring it up all the time. At the last moment you can't go cos parents/kids/family/reason.

[Anonymous No.52732689]

Could be worse, I have a 7 hour training. Probably 2 days of 7 hour trainings each day I'm supposed to go to. The year before last I told them I was sick, so I don't know if I can do that again. Last year it was just a Christmas party and it was only a couple hours, so I went.
>>52731908
Just say you're sick and might have it. Then say you got tested and it must have just been the flu like the other anon said.
>>52731926
>Hello, Boss? You got covid, retard
I think that's what the other anon meant.

[Anonymous No.52732715]

>>52731880
Say you have the flu. That's the new covid, but you won't have to take the tests.

[Anonymous No.52732728]

>>52731893
>oh? How convenient haha. No I am just kidding get well soon anon!

[Anonymous No.52732902]

>>52731880
Show up, say hi to everyone, eat a couple of chocolates, drink a couple of non-alcoholic drinks, and leavw. Not that hard.

[Anonymous No.52734991]

>>52731880
Here you go anon

Dear [Manager],

I hope this finds you well. I am writing to apologize for requesting to be excused from the company Christmas party this year. I understand how important it is for everyone to come together to celebrate the holiday season and I am sorry for not being able to join.

The reason I must politely decline is due to a family emergency. [Family member] has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. I must be with my family during this difficult time, and therefore must respectfully decline the invitation to the company Christmas party.

I understand that this is a unique situation and I hope you will be understanding. I am more than happy to make up for my absence by taking on extra responsibilities or work the following week to ensure my job performance does not suffer.

Thank you for your understanding and I hope that everyone has a wonderful holiday season.

Warmest regards,
[Your Name]

[Anonymous No.52735034]

>>52731880
>>52731908
The absolute state of modern cuck men. Does your wife or gf even need your permission to fuck black men? Are you even invited to watch?

[Anonymous No.52735079]

>free drinks
>free food
>hot girls in expensive dresses

why tf would you not go? also good to socialize once every few months if you're perma wfh

[Anonymous No.52735162]

>>52731880
Get in a horrific car accident.

[Anonymous No.52735174]

>>52731880
Israel has no right to exist

[Anonymous No.52735267]

>>52731880
just tell them that you died and that you'll see them after the holidays, bright and early.

[Anonymous No.52736990]

>>52731880
you'll never be an autist