/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52772368]

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52770564

[Anonymous No.52772388]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52772389]

>(((Saturn)))

[Anonymous No.52772392]

There will be no Santa Claus rally.

[Anonymous No.52772393]

>>52772368
>imagine actually buying this “dip”

[Anonymous No.52772408]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.52772430]

>>52772393
Only the OIL dip

[Anonymous No.52772432]

>BUY BUY BUY SANTA RALLY, INTEREST RATES AT ATH, PIVOT BROS

Yup, market is still retarded - were dumping.

[Anonymous No.52772441]

>>52772408
all according to plan, anon
we are beating inflation
extremely slowly though
JPow takes his time when he fucks

[Anonymous No.52772442]

We’re just gonna crab around 393 the whole day, huh?

[Anonymous No.52772444]

>>52772368
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand and scapegoat innocent beings("niggers","females",poors,"faggots","kikes" or whoever you braindead parasites hate) the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

[Anonymous No.52772448]

>>52772389
you're looking for jupiter if you're referring to the tribe

[Anonymous No.52772452]

Daily reminder that he's gay.

[Anonymous No.52772457]

>>52772408
HE AWAKENS

[Anonymous No.52772464]

>>52772444
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

[Anonymous No.52772470]

>>52772457

[Anonymous No.52772473]

>>52772444
Cool, but a bit too much text right here

[Anonymous No.52772477]

>>52772448
Yeah OK.

[Anonymous No.52772478]

what's a better hedge if i'm mostly short right now, short treasuries via puts or long some energy

[Anonymous No.52772480]

heyyy oil chuds!! Looks like $30 oil is baaaack! haha

[Anonymous No.52772487]

I think its time to include santa rally into the things to report for trolling outside of /b/. Saint Clause day was yesterday

[Anonymous No.52772489]

>>52772444
filtered

[Anonymous No.52772492]

When was the last time someone did a wellness check on mumu?

[Anonymous No.52772502]

>>52772478
make a hedged sports bet.
peak uncorrelated returns

[Anonymous No.52772517]

>>52772478
what are you short on matters or do you not what to say

[Anonymous No.52772523]

>>52772492
sign me up

[Anonymous No.52772527]

Uh, should I reopen shorts at noon? And why would it dump in the afternoon?

[Anonymous No.52772529]

>>52772487
Judging by this week, Krampus got us all.

[Anonymous No.52772536]

>>52772527
what is this info?

[Anonymous No.52772539]

>>52772478
the bet ratio needs to be favorable for a hedged bet though.
takes some time to find one but can be a pretty safe bet

[Anonymous No.52772544]

>>52772517

tech/semis

[Anonymous No.52772548]

>>52772457
Damn Jurassic Park was actually a documentary

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52772551]

SPY is about to tank!

[Anonymous No.52772558]

>>52772526
They're Shun dual core Damascus steel. Best knives and the only knives I'll use.

[Anonymous No.52772568]

if we believe in the Santa rally, it will happen!

I BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.52772574]

>>52772548
Jurassic Crab - nothing finds a way

[Anonymous No.52772575]

>>52772492
I-i'll be fine
>>52772548
>he's just finding out that Jurassic Park was loosely based on real events
Lmao under a rock, are we?
>>52772551
What about PMs? I'm about to take 30oz of silver, and 1oz of gold to my local dealer.

[Anonymous No.52772576]

>>52772551
Oh, here he comes
Gonna end at 385 by 1 et

[Anonymous No.52772577]

>>52772548

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772585]

>>52772527
How's that guys track record?
What was he predicting from mid October until a few days ago?
DId he also quite accurately narrate the ~17.5% rally in the S&P 500 that happened in a mere 48 days?

[Anonymous No.52772588]

Damn it feels good being a BOBO

[Anonymous No.52772593]

>>52772575
The best part is Michael Crichton got redpilled hard as fuck about the (((medical))) and (((science))) industry.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52772601]

>>52772576
Shit. It's doing the opposite!

Cmon SPY I need you at 380 by Friday.

[Anonymous No.52772603]

>>52772575
Yeah I know, Michael Crichton who got the Stanley Kubrick treatment for writing his vaxx book

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52772621]

>>52772603
Which book was that?

[Anonymous No.52772624]

>>52772603
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.52772671]

>>52772536
The Fly sharing some alpha on his shitposting blog

[Anonymous No.52772673]

>MAGNITUDE 5.6 EARTHQUAKE STRIKES TAIWAN REGION - EMSC
Hope none of y'all hold TSM. Xi got his earthquake machine online.

[Anonymous No.52772675]

>>52772603
FIDELIO IS ONLY THE FIRST PASSWORD, ANON.

[Anonymous No.52772678]

>>52772492
Imagine cumming in her arsehole

[Anonymous No.52772684]

3 weeks old news bot
go back
>>52772673

[Anonymous No.52772688]

>>52772527
Who the fuck writes like this? Opinion Descartesed.

[Anonymous No.52772689]

It's literally over. I truly and honestly cannot come up with a single investing idea. Nothing being reported on catches my eye, and scam articles are off the charts. There is not a single discernable current in current events. Not even anecdotally in my personal life can I find a single person who isn't a "wait and see"er. Politics are stagnant split down the middle. Markets are frozen down the middle.

[Anonymous No.52772700]

>>52772688
>Who the fuck writes like this?
Shills or AI prompts.

[Anonymous No.52772703]

>>52772673
It's cool we got TSMC in Arizona now.

[Anonymous No.52772707]

>>52772688
the faggot that posted it. advertising and begging his worthless opinion

[Anonymous No.52772708]

>>52772684
Bruh, that's cause it's happening every 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.52772724]

>>52772707
>>52772700
>>52772688
>they never heard of The Fly
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.52772726]

>>52772700
Oh sweet It's like I Have No Mouth... and we have to listen to saucy passive aggressive wamen writing for all eternety.

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772733]

>>52772703
>It's cool we got TSMC in Arizona now.
Why did the chinks choose to build a water and cooling intensive factory complex into the desert?
Wouldn't Florida be a better choice? Or the north east of the US?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52772738]

>>52772558
i need to replace a santuko i finally threw out after like 20 years of use. i had sharpened and honed it down to the point the scallops in the blade were at the edge so i finally got rid of it. you think if i got a japanese knife my german knives would make fun of it?

[Anonymous No.52772739]

>>52772724
That's my favorite David (((Cronenberg))) movie.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52772751]

>>52772689
Spy will hit 340 by Feb.

[Anonymous No.52772753]

>>52772688
that's the fly and he's better than you

[Anonymous No.52772764]

>>52772733
I think it has something to do with a water recycling system. Also, the East coast gets catastrophic hurricanes all the time.

[Anonymous No.52772765]

>>52772593
>>52772603
what book

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772780]

>>52772764
>Also, the East coast gets catastrophic hurricanes all the time.
Sounds plausible.

[Anonymous No.52772789]

>>52772765
Probably talking about Next

[Anonymous No.52772792]

>>52772733
arizona is very popular for this for whatever reason
intel building their new foundries there too

[Anonymous No.52772809]

>>52772792
duh it's all the free sand

[Anonymous No.52772815]

>>52772408

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772826]

>>52772792
Also this hardens my suspicion that ultra-miniature-scale semiconductors can only be built efficiently in specific regions on this planet.
Probably something occult about energy lines and harmonics.

[Anonymous No.52772828]

>The meeting room for an anon who gets brought in for being margin called.
>>52772792
Lower taxes and a lot of unused land plots on the outskirts of Phoenix.
Still have to deal with the Cali expats though.

[Anonymous No.52772834]

I'm back to where I was a year ago

[Anonymous No.52772835]

>>52772753
>Furry flag
Is this guy just taking the piss?

>>52772765
State of Fear, Next, Micro. Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.52772836]

I watched the film BOILER ROOM(2000) after seeing it posted about here yesterday
I now believe some of my bags are fake

[Anonymous No.52772853]

>>52772835
>Is this guy just taking the piss?
Absolutely.

>>52772836
Which ones?

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772870]

>>52772836
>I watched the film BOILER ROOM(2000) after seeing it posted about here yesterday
That was my "kino portfolio" post from yesterday.
>I now believe some of my bags are fake
I guess in 15 years or so we'll find out how much of this world was only able to function on low interest rates...
How did you like the movie though?

[Anonymous No.52772874]

Come on AMD, let's get to $65.
>>52772836
The best scene is when Affleck storms in to the weekly meeting and immediately goes, "GOD DAMN IT, YOU FUCKING GUYS."

[Anonymous No.52772903]

>>52772765
Yeah it was next. This is fucking hilarious how he got back at the critic who gave state of fear the global warming book lmao

[Anonymous No.52772908]

>>52772751
I think the channel fits better with a higher slope. on a 5 day time period there are more touches on the midline. as well see how price has actually bounced between old and new channel? which makes me think it is relevant to make it so steep.

[Anonymous No.52772914]

Yeah I'm thinking we are long ways from bottom...

[Anonymous No.52772935]

>>52772914
>troll post
>troll image

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52772946]

>>52772914
If the "air pocket" from here to about SPX 3700pts isn't decisively punctured by next week we'll be going straight up well above 4100pts.

[Anonymous No.52772954]

Crab day, pump tomorrow. Ive loaded up on UPRO and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.52772958]

>>52772946
We're going to crab at 390 for eternity.

[Anonymous No.52772967]

So oil is finished right?

[Anonymous No.52772966]

>>52772946
your copium pocket is growing quite large
looks cancerous

[Anonymous No.52772970]

very very long way to bottom...

[Anonymous No.52773002]

>>52772970
>project manager
lol
Still would though.

[Anonymous No.52773021]

>>52772970
I can feel her insufferability through my monitor.

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773030]

>>52772966
You think that a drop from 4080pts to 3930pts on the SPX is concrete evidence that the
>full retard "soft pivot" anticipation euphoria
is gone completely and everybody wants everyone including themselves to lose money again?

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52773056]

>>52772908
If you're right, we are very very close to breaking down out of the channel.

And when it happens, Spy will dump so hard itll snap necks

[Anonymous No.52773062]

>>52772970
Why are people bothered by this? good for her

[Anonymous No.52773071]

>>52772853
All of them
>>52772870
It was surprisingly good.
, also very funny seeing vin diesel actually act

[Anonymous No.52773073]

>I let /smg/ talk me out of longing VXY and TLT

[Anonymous No.52773083]

>>52773071
>vin diesel actually act
you never seen the Street Sharks video?

[Anonymous No.52773084]

>>52773030
don't fight the Fed
interest rates are still going up
no gay pivot until inflation is significantly lowered which it is not
>the slow downward crab will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.52773085]

PPI friday. What we thinking?

[Anonymous No.52773093]

come on... apple below 140.... come on
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.52773105]

>>52773084
I NEEDED MONEY COS I
HAD NONE

[Anonymous No.52773110]

>>52772954
Been also thinking about loading up on some TQQQ. But it seems too obvious

[Anonymous No.52773111]

>>52773085
who is we bot?

[Anonymous No.52773123]

Travis Theodore Thun
5104 Brendlynn Dr
Suwanee, GA 30024
[phone]
[phone]
[phone]
https://www.thunsbunsandjams.com/about

[Anonymous No.52773128]

>>52773111
the jews?

[Anonymous No.52773132]

>>52772558
Good choice. You got the proper stones to sharpen them?

[Anonymous No.52773136]

>>52773123
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.52773149]

>>52773083
I've seen it but it feels more like a fetish video for homosexuals

[Anonymous No.52773154]

thun's
formerly chuck's

[Anonymous No.52773155]

>>52773123
is this your rival jamanon? you want us to go knock over his table at the community event?

[Anonymous No.52773156]

>>52773123
>tfw no qt jam gf

[Anonymous No.52773159]

Test

[Anonymous No.52773167]

>>52772368
Is there a serious place to discuss Options trading?
WallStreetBets ain't it. I registered there and can't even get a postpn the board, let alone get any sensible answer to fundy questions, like "why YOLO?"

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773171]

>>52773084
>interest rates are still going up
As they should.
30y treasuries under 5% is pretty much donating funds to the government.
High yield should be 8%+

However, none of the funds that pushed the S&P 500 (or the markets in general) to astronomical highs from 2008 onward have been removed from the markets. They all still lie dormant somewhere, somehow.

Therefore I believe that the decade+ long crab-fest (with a downward drift) that might be upon us will still be highly oscillated up and down.

[Anonymous No.52773172]

>>52773062
Because project managers are the absolute most useless wastes of time in tech companies, even more than “diversity officers” who, while absolute trash, just stick to stupid blog posts and email blasts
They’re not just another layer of bureaucracy, they create their own parallel system of bureaucracy that does jack shit to actually launch the product but force TPS report filing that blocks product getting out

[Anonymous No.52773179]

Test

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52773184]

fucking glow niggers just deleted my post

[Anonymous No.52773191]

>>52773167
>Is there a serious place to discuss Options trading
sometimes the tavistock institute jannies reply with some good info here. sometimes not so much.

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773196]

>>52773171
[addendum]
>funds
as in monetary funds, currency, debt
>removed from the markets
removed from the monetary system in general

[Anonymous No.52773200]

i have the best musical taste in /smg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTWF7eirJw

[Anonymous No.52773207]

>>52773184
based jannies, putting in a request to double their pay for keeping namefags in their place

[Anonymous No.52773213]

>>52773167
no.
reddit, twitter, discord servers and tg channels are all flooded with advertisers and shills sponsored by hedge funds. They are also here, but are mostly ignored

Nobody answers questions btw because of the annoying sentiment bot mining

[Anonymous No.52773230]

Okay, so this is likely the top for KOLD, right? I'm happy to exit now :)
>>52773207
>namefags
big oof from me, chief

[Anonymous No.52773232]

>>52773172
I mean you're not wrong. Nothing pisses off clients more than billing them for 20 hours of PM time at $200/hr for the PM to do literally nothing but set up a kick off meeting.

[Anonymous No.52773243]

>>52773123
Even more based than I thought, is that a graveyard?

[Anonymous No.52773253]

>>52773056
yes it needs to make a decision by january, just like this year. my theory was hit 4000 this week crab down rest of december then begin the dump to 3640 in january. I would like to say thats bottom but who knows. any time its fallen out of channels it does so by 8%ish or 14-18%. but there are only a few example of that on 5 day tf. and the most similar example is july 2002 and oct 2002 which would "match" our jun and october bottoms but that in 2002 it occurred after a 51% decline we're only at 25% so far. I dont even know if you can look at things that way and use it but im trying to grasp for wtf is going to happen

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773258]

>>52773213
You really think that hedge funds and financial institutions have their "departments of situation monitoring" set their scope on /smg/?

[Anonymous No.52773272]

>>52773084
I don't care what training Jerome's had, I can take him. Let me at 'im.

[namefag5000 No.52773279]

>>52773258

yup

[Anonymous No.52773280]

>>52773258
no. the hire third parties to do it, and they outsource it to fiverr jeets that either make bots or spam
>BUY SOXL
>SANTA RALLY
>MUMU/BOBO
everywhere

[Anonymous No.52773299]

FUCK CARVANA

>>52773280
How much to get them to post “FUCK CARVANA” for me in every thread?

[Anonymous No.52773312]

>>52773280
Couldn't possibly be that the average poster is a moron/memer right? Nope it's gotta be bots and shills always.

[Anonymous No.52773331]

>>52773123
what kind of last name is thun

[Anonymous No.52773332]

>>52772970
I recently visited a chain restaurant, where there was an ad card next to the salt and pepper with a hat like (picrel) with the brand logo in the center of it, and "get your swag on at our virtual shop!".

I looked at it for quite a long time, pondering how much more the person who came up with the biggy smalls restaurant bucket hat is paid than me, how many months it must have taken them to come up with such a gem, and how not just the West, but organized civilization and productive economic activity in general, are doomed.

[Anonymous No.52773338]

>>52773213
>Nobody answers questions btw because of the annoying sentiment bot mining

Thanks for answering. Was just wondering why people swing for the fence rather than taking a more measured approach, all crying about their huge losses all the time.

[Anonymous No.52773344]

>>52773167
you can ask me, ive lost more money on options than I care to admit

[Anonymous No.52773345]

>They're not short F
Ngmi bigots

[Anonymous No.52773348]

>>52773299
>carvana

You didn’t actually buy that trash did you?

Ohnonono

Ahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.52773350]

>>52773332
picrel

[Anonymous No.52773353]

>>52773331
formerly chuck's

[Anonymous No.52773355]

TLT CHADS OUR TIME HAS COME

[Anonymous No.52773361]

>>52773167
the options reddit is OK sometimes but honestly i just keep options talk to myself since most people cant quite grasp it

for anyone interested in learning options the right way check out https://www.optionsplaybook.com/ btw its pretty good, no bs options info

[Anonymous No.52773364]

>>52773167
>Is there a serious place to discuss Options trading?
this always asked by retards hoping to find secret info somewhere. it doesn't exist. kys retard

[Anonymous No.52773370]

>>52773312
That might have been true 5 years ago, after the 2016 meme ception every third class advertising pajeet company is memeing and shitposting to influence

[Anonymous No.52773374]

>>52773344

Thanks, see: >>52773338

[Anonymous No.52773379]

>>52773345
manletbros... the cars are oppressing us...

[Anonymous No.52773378]

poor cumjam anon
i guess he will go the way of RanFag and Scoops
never to be seen again

[Anonymous No.52773389]

>>52773364
Try /mlp/

[Anonymous No.52773400]

thanks to the anon who told me to long kold drip and sqqq last week

[Anonymous No.52773404]

>>52773280
there are 100% shillers on /biz/ shilling crypto coins to dump on people, but the stuff you greentexted is just shitposters. you may need to unironically take your meds.

[Anonymous No.52773407]

>>52773338
Because 95% of /smg/‘s investments are tied up in Boomer ETFs or cash, you’re listening to a glorified version of betting on the ponies with the remaining 5%

[Anonymous No.52773409]

>>52773167
iirc /r/options is a more toned-down version of wsb but I don't actually use reddit so who knows, maybe it's shit.

>>52773338
If you'll earn $2m over your lifetime, swinging for the fences with $10k at 23 isn't really a big deal, even if it's 100% of your cash at the time. Also young people have got those risk taking hormones and haven't been burned by the market.

[Anonymous No.52773412]

>>52773355
I should have went 40% in, not too late but I'm STILL waiting for the pullback I've just been averaging up.

[Anonymous No.52773419]

>>52773370
yes people memeing about soxl spy upro tqqq will have great affect on those prices

[Anonymous No.52773420]

Holy fuck bros it’s over, chatGPT writes better excel code then I do. I just finished a week long project in 10 minutes using it.

my only saving grace left is nobody knows how a fucking swap works not even the robots

[Anonymous No.52773423]

>>52773312
>market of buyers and sellers
>options buyers (gamblers) are buying from large order option sellers (market makers)
>advertising increases liquidity
they are selling a product to dipshits just like any other modern astroturfing campaign

[Anonymous No.52773422]

>>52773364
Thanks for your thoughtful response!

I'm not looking for investment advice, I have my own targets in stocks I follow pretty well.
I'm looking to understand some of the fundamental trading behaviors that I see that are.. counterintuitive.

[Anonymous No.52773424]

>>52773348
No I shorted it.
But only 1% of portfolio

I DIDNT GET ENOUGH FUCKING GAINS
FUCK CARVANA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52773425]

>>52773167
>YOLO
fucking morons on The Reddit buying pot stock etfs that just lose money. Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.52773427]

>>52773407
you think so? I feel like bogleheads are silent but still the minority here
most retards scoff at the idea of just investing to retire early

[Anonymous No.52773430]

>>52773378
Scoops went missing? What, did he finally get committed after his Adderall-induced breakdown?

[Anonymous No.52773431]

Should I short oil here?

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773435]

>>52773355
It's a mystery to me how TLT can yield less than 2.3% at these prices with muh 10y yield currently well above 100bps above that number.
>inb4 t-t-they have bought the bonds a long time ago where prices bond prices where higher, therefore yields were lower
NO MOTHERFUCKER THIS AIN'T HOW THINGS ARE WORKING
TLT trading prices should adjust (lower) accordingly to CURRENT yields.
Like gas stations filling up their tanks with cheap gasoline and never rise the prices at the pump when CURRENT Oil prices rise.
What the actual fuck. Why are "investors" donating money to TLT?
Fair value of that ETF isn't reflecting in its trading prices at all.

And nobody was able to explain why this happens, yet.

[Anonymous No.52773439]

>>52773167
>Is there a serious place to discuss Options trading?
>options
>serious trading

[Anonymous No.52773444]

>>52773345
Gah! these damn kids wont stop sitting in front of my truck!

[Anonymous No.52773445]

>>52773332
iktf

[Anonymous No.52773451]

>>52773419
who cares about the price. Like Trump who made shitposting mainstream its all about getting talked about. That is advertising, that is influencing.
Glad after they all went overboard with crypto and the coof the influencer scene is dead and its not just news and msm pundits that see mistrust values in the upper double digits but social media "troll" tm shitposters as well

[Anonymous No.52773452]

>>52772492
>I’ll take a load anywhere
Does this mean she has a dump truck or something? I’m confused.

[Anonymous No.52773461]

>>52773420
Why are people acting like GPT is the end of the world? It's a tool. A force multiplier. Even consider Excel itself: the math I do daily isn't hard, but if I had to do it by hand without a computer spreadsheet, it would be atrociously slow.

[Anonymous No.52773468]

>>52773355
>tfw I sold this morning
>>52773431
Probably not. Brandon wants to refill SPR ~$70 and below. Might just crab.

[Anonymous No.52773469]

>>52773435

you know the only thing keeping the 10 year yield above 2.5% is the 2 year yield/fed right

[Anonymous No.52773474]

how do i go about investing in Thun's Buns and Cums?

[Anonymous No.52773476]

>>52773430
>rocker started being awkwardly gay at him after the "interview"
>a few people figured out where he lived
>someone found the social media of that down syndrome chink he was fucking
>all his 3x ETFs tanked
lots of reasons, probably lost interest when his investments soured
he was good for some shenanigans though, picrel

[Anonymous No.52773478]

>>52773378
Scoops was just here today retard

[Anonymous No.52773481]

>>52773461
It’s amazing because I know about it and can use it to perform my job better, but it also sucks because I know in maybe even as little 6 months everyone will “know” how to program excel because they know they can just copy paste GPT

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773483]

>>52773469
>you know the only thing keeping the 10 year yield above 2.5% is the 2 year yield/fed right
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.52773502]

>>52773478
oh well in that case, disregard
his posting has went way down regardless
>and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.52773508]

>>52773374
because those people dont know how to use options theyve been told that its a way to make money and they are obsessed with quick gains. they people who know what they are doing dont even really have to tell you about black scholles or greeks or any of that because they can just use price action and play on futures and go long/short on anything. there are some really interesting strategies and ive made lots from them but gun to my head you dont need to know any of it. learn price action and how to trade first and you will defacto learn options because you will feel the need to want to protect your position or squeeze out more juice in a very particular way and then will find there is a derivatives play you can make that you can tailor to your trading style. even the people who are all about options and shit are lying or are missing the skills in order to trade and are doing a fuck load of math and thinking to come up with the same concept as the people just drawing lines for profit/losses on a chart.
>>52773361
yeah options play book is informative. I dont see this anywhere that i learned the hard way is buying shit at the absolute peak/low is retarded b/c options then likely have volatility tacked on bigly but if you make you bid/ask right before the trend is changing you can get better prices depending on what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.52773516]

>>52772430
This. Energy stocks are extremely undervalued and energy futures are in backwardation.

You are literally being paid to go long energy, no matter what happens short term

[Anonymous No.52773524]

>>52773461
>>52773481
>t. thrid party fiverr jeet advertisers trying to look "organic"

[Anonymous No.52773528]

>>52773481
>everyone will “know” how to program excel because they know they can just copy paste GPT
Anon, most people can't work a computer beyond Android-iOS, and even that sucks. Reminds me of a time an old female roommate was trying to unscrew something with a paring knife when I had a tool chest with a drawer full of screwdrivers she could borrow.

[Anonymous No.52773542]

>>52773524
I'm a real boy, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.52773547]

>>52773481
i've watched people use the VLOOKUP formula wizard on the daily for a year. i wouldn't worry about it

[Anonymous No.52773554]

>>52773435
Bond market is pricing in an emergency rate cut to near 0. It's that simple. Look at the yield curve.

[Anonymous No.52773557]

>>52773542
certainly, so real. totally natural that the board and now this thread is being flooded with AI advertisers and chat bot "ethusiast" for months

[Anonymous No.52773562]

>>52772478
If you are short stocks then long oil.

Treasuries will track the stock market as long as interest rates are rising.

Oil tends to fo up when stocks are up, but with the added advantage of going up whenever something goes wrong geopolitically or inflationwise

[Anonymous No.52773567]

>>52773557
Yeah, can a chat bot do this?

>NIGGER

[Anonymous No.52773571]

>>52773508
Good answer, thx.

[Anonymous No.52773578]

>>52773474
Idk but if you send me $5 I promise I'll send you $5 back next year. Plus I already posted my Instagram and no one followed me :( so I doubt I'll get investors

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773580]

>>52773554
>Bond market is pricing in an emergency rate cut to near 0.
The notion of rate cuts from the FED for the remainder of this decade is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.52773583]

>>52773557
our one saving grace was being anti-semitic, but now you get banned for being racist.
So, I guess we're all bots now.
>>52773542
same response? hmm

[Anonymous No.52773587]

>accidently went to the biz catalog again
What a shitshow

[Anonymous No.52773588]

>>52773557
what's the alternative though
stop posting and lurk only
shit post exclusively
leave
i'm mostly here for loss porn and racist financial hot takes

[Anonymous No.52773600]

Cannabis, specifically TLRY
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why the fuck wsb still being talked about? Fuck Reddit and fuck you guys,

[Anonymous No.52773604]

>>52773567
And it also is not suspicious at all that even in the most niche discord servers some 2 week old account all of a sudden starts to talk about bot and AI shit.

[Anonymous No.52773610]

>>52773567
>Bots pass the Turing test
>Bluehairs prohibit them from passing the Nigger test
There might be some hope for the future after all, lads.

[Anonymous No.52773615]

>>52773578
I don’t have Instagram myself. Saved your website though. Nice to see some fairly normal anons.

[Anonymous No.52773620]

My scizo theory is that the gpt3 hype right now is nvidia marketing. There isn't a massive improvement since ai dungeon since it cannot infer context or truly problem solve. I think this is because nvidia realizes it is going to start seeing increasingly poor sales figures since crypto is kill. (And yes I know ETH moved off GPUs way back)

Additionally I have a friend who looks at sales figures for ubiquitous data center and they have stated that sales for q4 look godawful. I'm expecting nvidia to be specifically in trouble here since the ai/meta scams are unwinding and they were far too greedy basing growth on meme/scam customers.

[Anonymous No.52773623]

What's happening in the market as a whole? Since the a bit before the bubble popped, I've only been long holding PBT and URA and barely looking at anything

[Anonymous No.52773624]

>>52773167
I've been learning options from the very beginning of not even knowing what options were at all just a few or so weeks ago. I learned *of* them right here. I learned a bit of the most bare basics of what they are right here. I asked questions, and got a few answers, but hit a wall of getting answers and it turns out there are inherent reasons for that...the only way to learn it is to do a lot of reading, watching vids, and PAPER TRADING. There is just no substitute for putting in the time/effort yourself and there's only so much viable "discussion" it allows for.

Yesterday I made an imaginary $220 in Robinhood and around noon today made imaginary $82 in thinkorswim. Robinhood is a lot easier to play with but I'm going to put in the time/effort to learn thinkorswim (about to watch a bunch of vids) because it's a lot more robust and less lagging from real time which I want for when I start doing live trades.

[Anonymous No.52773625]

>>52773567
>>52773557
picrel nigger

[Anonymous No.52773635]

>>52773610
I assume you remember Tay; the bots of course are logic machines that would understand if you fed them FBI crime statistics.

>>52773583
>>52773604
Niggers, niggers everywhere.

>>52773625

[Anonymous No.52773644]

>>52773615
Thanks fren. I'm still working on the website but it should be fully functional to take shipping orders soon.

[Anonymous No.52773646]

>>52773567

[Anonymous No.52773650]

>>52773580
The notion that the economy that has been propped up by debtmaxxing since 2009 can function with rates over 2% for more than a full lag adjusted year is ridiculous. I've said this before, please choose between

>Great Depression Pt. 2
>Hyperinflation 1: This Time It's Transitory

[Anonymous No.52773657]

I think I need to cut down on the coffee. I'm becoming an actual schizo.
btw, don't play biotech.

[Anonymous No.52773656]

>>52773646
Well sheeiiittt.

[Anonymous No.52773668]

>>52773567
Another

[Anonymous No.52773669]

Take your meds

[Anonymous No.52773678]

>>52773604
im pretty sure that right now its seems like they need "internet speak" a normal fluid conversation with no prompts sounds fucked. so whoever it is that want to make AI "real" is pushing it on any and every internet community so that is can try to learn how to copy/cat any niche group. coincidently avatar 2 is coming out at the same time AI is getting spooky. fuck modernist AI is an attempt to build the antichrist a vessel

[Anonymous No.52773695]

>>52773668
WHAT HAS TECHNOLOGY DONE
can it do ((banker)) and ((banking)) related references?
>lol

[Anonymous No.52773697]

>>52773644
I'd be down to order some too. Raspberry orange sounds tasty.

[Anonymous No.52773699]

>>52773635
>Tay
F for best bot

[Anonymous No.52773701]

>>52773167
You are probably better off reading academic papers and books on the subject. Or even listening to certain youtubers like Brent Ossachof

[Anonymous No.52773707]

>>52773678
No. Its just literal pajeets hired to shill AI and bot shit to get investors to invest, msm being gullible enough to do more free advertising because "tHe iNTeRneT" is talking about it and find devs willing to make money for them

[Anonymous No.52773713]

>>52773699

[Anonymous No.52773714]

I’m not an advertiser, I wasn’t aware there’s a hype train behind chatGPT I literally just used it and it was very good at coming up with what I wanted. It literally codes better than I do

[Anonymous No.52773715]

Why is it green????

[Anonymous No.52773722]

>>52773635
Uh, no u?
>welcome 2 nigga town
You really cannot stop progress, can you?
>>52773669
I ate them all, after continuing to go long on SPY :(
>>52773699
F

[The JEPI schizo !!n6O649pAnq0 No.52773728]

>>52773650
>The notion that the economy that has been propped up by debtmaxxing since 2009 can function with rates over 2% for more than a full lag adjusted year is ridiculous.
Remains to be seen.
It's mere guesswork from every angle.
Shit ain't didn't break down through the lockdowns and everything chugged on nicely.
Shit didn't break during muh 70s with 10%+ interest rates. There was still a functioning market and economy.
And shit might not even break with no rate cuts for the remainder of the decade.

Not everything plays out in either "crash" or "moonshot" scenarios.

High inflation and the interest rate raises so far have been resoundingly accepted by the economy, by business and by the customer.

[Anonymous No.52773735]

Gee anon why are you so crabby today?

[Anonymous No.52773737]

>>52773646
Aight, bots can stay but only if they say $nigger$. Nigger is *our* word.

[Anonymous No.52773739]

>>52773697
Well once it's up and running I'll post it a few times for anons to order. Maybe I'll give everyone except baggie a deal on jams too so more of you guys can try it.

[Anonymous No.52773766]

If bulls make money, and bears make money, but pigs get slaughered, what strategy or play is bull/bear neutral that simply maximizes pig slaughtering?

A kind of Butcher's portfolio

[Anonymous No.52773771]

>>52773735
CARLOS!

[Anonymous No.52773786]

>>52773735
kek

[Anonymous No.52773788]

>>52773766
I imagine that would be options selling. Pigs try and hold onto the options they bought hoping for a big gain to the very end.

[Anonymous No.52773794]

>>52773771
In that sense, a pig being slaughtered is because of volatility in one way or the other, in which is opposing to the 'pigs' holdings.
hard to say what to hold to benefit off that, as it'll be bear/bull depending on the situation

[namefag5000 No.52773799]

>>52773508

Yeah, this dude is troof. What option are, at their simplest, is a way to trade with high leverage but low risk. The stop-loss is built in as you can never owe more than you risked. A beginner should start with young contracts with a few months to exp and just trade simple puts and calls as you would long and short regular stocks on margin. Start by risking only 10% and plan to use asymmetric hedging such as long oil when you are short the S&P pr whatever. TLDR sry.

[Anonymous No.52773802]

>>52773766
If you're betting on the price either going up or going down a lot, that's called a strangle. Or a straddle. I forget.

[Anonymous No.52773806]

The Senate is voting on the NDAA right now, anon's should have a look at all the stuff buried in it like the SAFE Bank act, a federal requirement for US made semiconductors only, and dropping the ban on TikTok. The bill is likely to pass.

[Anonymous No.52773819]

>>52773794
>>52773766
>>52773788
There's also the sense of "pigs" staying in trades after they're over, or being johnny come lately to trends. Bulls and bears tend to have exit strategies/price targets and know to leave their trade once dumb pig money is buying in.

[Anonymous No.52773821]

>>52773806
I’m betting on the safe baniking act passing, but why is not cannabis more bullish? What the actual fuck? Is now just the time to load up before TLRY goes 5?

[Anonymous No.52773826]

>>52773580
If America turns into Japan 2.0 (stagnant multi decade stock market, negative interest rates to ward of deflation, inverted population pymaid etc) then locking in a 4% yield for the next 30 years won't sound to bad.

But I guess since you are a JEPI Chad, you will probably benefit from a 30 year crab market anyway. And make 3x the yield to boot

[Anonymous No.52773835]

>>52773735
I hate these shitheads like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.52773838]

Boring ass day. Alright Im gonna go be productive. It better pump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52773853]

>>52773610
The captcha should just be typing "NIGGER" whenever you post

[Anonymous No.52773864]

>>52773728
>Shit ain't didn't break down through the lockdowns and everything chugged on nicely.
Yes, through the most aggressive QE we've ever seen. Please Google for like 5 minutes how hard we propped up that crash.

>Shit didn't break during muh 70s with 10%+ interest rates. There was still a functioning market and economy.
It was a complete shitshow but yes it could still function. Things are nowhere near the same and pointing to a time 50 years ago is retarded. We have a multitude more debt and our economy has had rates at 0 for over a decade. 70s stagflation wasn't coming off a decade of free money.

>Not everything plays out in either "crash" or "moonshot" scenarios.
We literally just crashed in 2020, moonshot, and now are ready to crash again. Welcome to the new era of volatility.

[Anonymous No.52773865]

Why does a textbook company own S&P ratings

[Anonymous No.52773877]

>>52773715
Calm before the storm/eye of the hurricane.

Buy puts 1 or 2 years out.

[Anonymous No.52773878]

>>52773806
What happens if it passes? Do we sabotage Taiwan and go all in on Intel?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52773884]

>>52773865
you know how much a textbook costs, and how many they sell every year?

[Anonymous No.52773893]

>>52773766
Betting against Beta

[Anonymous No.52773892]

>>52773865
Why does a tire company rate expensive restaurants?

[Anonymous No.52773899]

>>52773884
I have no idea, but there’s no fucking way that matches the volume of rating securities. That seems like a suspect ownership structure

[Anonymous No.52773909]

>>52773799
well said. I think learning to buy/sell equities first would still be the best move because a beginner might misconstrue the reason why they won/lost on options contracts. for whoever wants to learn entry level stuff patrick boyle has some good lessons about all the beginner stuff, investopedia is decent for terminology but dont trust their metrics for success because they do simple charting with close/open which is retarded, also TDA has a good intro to options with mini quizzes you can find on quizlet

[Anonymous No.52773916]

>>52773878
lol, Intel.

[Anonymous No.52773923]

>>52773547
>still using vlookup and not xlookup
Those people are ngmi

[Anonymous No.52773926]

>>52773892
increase demand/use for tires

[Anonymous No.52773931]

>>52773799
I never risk more than 2% of my account on an options trade. Bad position sizing is why most traders fail

[Anonymous No.52773944]

>no the US economy hasn't been propped up by debt since 2009
>soft landing!

[Anonymous No.52773953]

>>52773916
I need INTC to get back up to $45. I just want to break even at this point.

[Anonymous No.52773970]

>>52773788
Depends. Selling options can easily wreck you. Only do them if you are willing it take assignment

Ie sell puts on stocks you want to buy and sell xalls if you want to sell or short the underlying.

Betting against beta should give you an idea of what to buy and what to short

[Anonymous No.52773980]

>>52773953
>45$
Lol, lmao even

[namefag5000 No.52773985]

>>52773909

I can't argue with any of that except that n00bs need to understand that, once the simple mechanics are explained, every bit of the mainstream dogma on markets is designed to limit normies to +8% per year and the news is to create bagholders. Only the most cynical and perverse small trader will make more than 8% and you have to violently reject all reports of 100X anomalies. They are lotto winners and they aren't common.

[Anonymous No.52773991]

>>52773461
>A force multiplier
Exactly, workforce multiplier to be more exact. You can do the work of 10 man with 1, and w'allah 9 out of 10 are fired. Why are they upset and acting like it's the end of their world?? Just learn to be a male escort

[Anonymous No.52774002]

got me shaken off.
took my gans and will buy back once the oversold bounce is throu, or just some small positions tomorrow.

dont want to lose my 2k gains a third time at the same position... greed kills my gans every time

[Anonymous No.52774010]

>>52773970
Shorting options wrecks people because most people aren't used to generous margin requirements. They see small consistent gains and think they can just increase positions because it's they find something that works 90% of the time. For example a put option only has around a 20% margin requirement. If someone were to use even half that leverage you would be 2.5x long the S&P 500

[Anonymous No.52774018]

>>52773985
more and more of those exist. the news didnt do itself a favor playing propaganda bull horn for a few new liberal fascists who wanted to get a roi on their moderna positions

[Anonymous No.52774038]

>>52773953
Didn't you recently get like 5% dividends?

[namefag5000 No.52774065]

>>52774018

that shit was bananas

[Anonymous No.52774070]

>>52773985
>every bit of the mainstream dogma on markets is designed to limit normies to +8% per year and the news is to create bagholders

I'm learning that. Why in the fuck would a top investor tell people to actively buy or sell something if he weren't already in a position to capitalize on that call to action?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52774092]

>>52774070
because the jews don't want you to succeed, they want you to fail

[Anonymous No.52774097]

0.50c double cheeseburgers tomorrow and McDonalds through the app

[Anonymous No.52774098]

>>52772368
DIE TESLA

[Anonymous No.52774108]

>>52774065
public guaranteed roi on high risk ponzi gambles only a select few assorted "investors" got access to? Sounds cool for the short term, not sure if it wont lead to macro societal losses long term

[Anonymous No.52774113]

>>52773923
i still prefer index & match as not everyone is on o365. also match lets me provide column header text to search for incase stuff gets moved around

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52774123]

Mr crabs and mumu will die shortly.

[Anonymous No.52774128]

What did he mean by this? Is it a subtle reference to the JQ?

[Anonymous No.52774138]

>>52774002
>shaken out of bear position on a crab day
Ive been there and 90% of the time I regret it by the next day but you seem to have had different experiences.

[Anonymous No.52774144]

>>52774128
based autistic schizo, would not be surprised if he shitposts here

[Anonymous No.52774151]

>>52774128
He's shorting his own account

[namefag5000 No.52774157]

>>52774108

the masses can and will cope

[Anonymous No.52774166]

>>52773985
I agree completely, news could come out saying company stomps dogs in the corporate meetings and shit pumps or there is no news at all then "news" comes out and everyone is trying to explain to you why it matters when you were in the play a month ago waiting for it to happen. financial news is almost more fake and gay then regular

[Anonymous No.52774169]

>It's nice for the A+ list podcaster to admit to everyone what I have told you for years. There is no drug testing for steroids or PED's in Hollywood. If you think any superhero went from normal to supersized just from diet and exercise and simply working out, then you are being misled. (Joe Rogan)
Which HGH/roid stocks to long?

[Anonymous No.52774172]

>>52774151
you have no idea how short he is

[Anonymous No.52774189]

how do we profit on jabbies dying? I want to short MRNA but normies would rather die than admit a mistake, kek

[Anonymous No.52774195]

>>52774169
We lost two Bogandoffs, but we gained one.

[Anonymous No.52774205]

Got out of my painful AMC short at like 6.20
Now I'm thinking of going long on GME because it will obviously fly on earnings

[Anonymous No.52774208]

>>52774157
If 30 - 40 percent of the masses stops consuming the reality you sell and non of the grand narratives and policies have any effect, profit margins start to fall fast, power isnt guaranteed and influence is gone. Low trust societies sound great on paper only

[Anonymous No.52774234]

>>52774189
nobody is taking booster shots anymore, I've been shorting NVAX since last year

[Anonymous No.52774247]

>>52774169
Imagine having almost infinite time and money and not just putting in the work to pump up.

[Anonymous No.52774268]

>setup trailing buy stop on underlying
>do this so that if the underlying keeps going down at the time of order placement i get a better deal but if it breaks out i ride the wave
>originally just did buy stops, the trailing is there so that it just auto-adjusts in my favor
>anyway its a short term bearish long term bullish kinda thing
>just tired of getting rugpulled everytime i buy in, basically
>so there i was
>get alert that an order triggered
>check my account
>position isnt there
>wtf
>pull up order status
>my buy limit was too low
>underlying going up while i do this
>"shit i should have been bought in"
>do a quick manual buy order at market
>got the fill
>whew i made it in time
>check underlying again
>now dropping like a stone
>would now have hit my limit if i didnt cancel

what the actual fuck i bought the local top god fucking again damn it all, bogged again

[Anonymous No.52774278]

>>52774247
actors are degenerates, ancient romans treated them as below whores

[Anonymous No.52774279]

>>52774234
Yea I think I saw that booster rates were way down. MRNA wants to release cancer shots, but literally every mRNA therapy is going to fuck you up. Should go to 0

[namefag5000 No.52774289]

>>52774208

Not to go off-topic, but you might be underestimating the power of Stockholm Syndrome and the fine application of it our central oppressors have perfected. The human animal only fights to the death under extreme circumstances and will usually give up to get along with nothing but a token concession. It's basically abused wife syndrome and works on 99% of all meat puppet earthlings.

[Anonymous No.52774296]

>>52774268
>long green text followed by whining about a bad position
I’ve seen this exact post a million times already. You are a bot.

[Anonymous No.52774297]

where is he
where is the APSI shill from last week who called me a retard for asking why a shell company supposedly building solar panels on derelict buildings was buying a shipping company and was called a "retard who should stick to soxl"
WHERE ARE YOU NOW PINK SHEET SHILL

[Anonymous No.52774303]

>>52774268
invest in insurances. my short is making the gains today at a 0.05% risk for my portfolio

[Anonymous No.52774305]

The 1 month chart for NVDA looks bullish as fuck, just sayin

[Anonymous No.52774323]

>>52774247
>>52774278
Yeah, actors are insecure pricks. They're good looking to begin with but still fuck up their looks and even genome with bogging and juicing. Plus they get on a soapbox and tell everyone else how to live so now newer generations are fucked.
So how do we profit.

[Anonymous No.52774344]

What's the next cvna? I'm not a burger so I didn't realise to buy puts when everyway was saying to short

[Anonymous No.52774348]

>>52774234
Canada is throwing out (not donating) $1 Billion in Vaccines because nobody wants them. 14% of Canadians have received a 4th shot. Similar to the US.

[Anonymous No.52774362]

[Anonymous No.52774366]

>>52774344
My bet is on SI

[Anonymous No.52774371]

>>52774323
Wish I had like any time to work out, feels like i'm working more and accomplishing less these days.

[Anonymous No.52774378]

>>52774305
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.52774380]

>>52774010
Yes, I am an options seller myself. You technically can get 10x leverage if the premiums received are high enough

Not getting wrecked means knowing about what assets to short, how to trade VIX options etc.

Basically half of my portfolio is selling puts on undervalued dividend paying stocks, and the other half is selling naked puts on VIX, VIXM, and SARK. I even do a few super otm naked calls on the VIX and UVXY.

Despite 10x leverage, my portfolio is no more volatile than the S&P 500.

Trouble is, most people don't know about the VIX or about Betting against Beta, and so just sell naked options on WSB tier stocks because of high premiums, and get rekt

[Anonymous No.52774381]

>>52774289
You underestimate them. Happens to those that never walked among them

[Anonymous No.52774387]

Oil sissies I want to die

[Anonymous No.52774391]

>>52774138
held the position over the fake and gay 7% poomps and expect a shortlives rebound if we dont drop lower.
apple and tsla, both crabbing around the same numbers all day.
Thesis: if we dont drop lower we might go up by two to 4 percent. saucer bottom, like i believe two weeks ago. we will go lower, but not in one line.

[Anonymous No.52774400]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.52774414]

>>52774387
>CARMELA, PUT YOUR TITS AWAY FOR SUNDAY DINNER.

[Anonymous No.52774422]

>>52774387
I saw it dump today and loaded up, thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.52774434]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52774441]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52774452]

>>52774378
Yep still bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.52774458]

>>52774422
Same here

[Anonymous No.52774474]

LGTSS

>oil baggies

[Anonymous No.52774493]

>>52774380
VVIX anon? nibba we inn building. they didnt believe but they will soon. road it alll the way down then bought it up im out except some black swan lotto 17c on uvxy

[Anonymous No.52774497]

>>52774414
>cumpleanos
she's a bean dipper

[Anonymous No.52774507]

They should just put the price cap of oil at $0, and wallah!

[Anonymous No.52774515]

>>52774172
He is allegedly 5'6.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52774520]

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN
DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWNNN

[Anonymous No.52774528]

At the end of the day, you're all not PRTY bagholders. Right?

[Anonymous No.52774536]

>>52774528
HA HA NO MAN, I HAVE WAY SHITTIER BAGS THAN PRTY HA HA

[Anonymous No.52774539]

There's a reason santa wears red

[Anonymous No.52774546]

>>52774528
They swapped their bags for SKYT

[Anonymous No.52774567]

>>52774038
Yes. But I'm down significantly on my principal. I'm gonna be bagholding for years.

[Anonymous No.52774568]

>>52774497
i'd give her bean a nice birthday glazing if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.52774571]

what's buffet's average price on OXY?

[Anonymous No.52774574]

>>52774528
even worse
I'm a cei bagholder

[Anonymous No.52774578]

>>52774128
Uh did he delete his own twitter account?

[Anonymous No.52774589]

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>>52774582

>>52774582

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52774593]

The floor is just waiting to fall out from under SPY

[Anonymous No.52774649]

I'm LONGING OIL near the BRANDON BUY PRICE.

He's going to be forced to buy here
Put menin the screencap