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[Anonymous No.52990714]

this confuses and enrages Chainshit stakers

[Anonymous No.52990718]

pedophile spambot thread.

[Anonymous No.52990761]

>>52990714
accurate

[Anonymous No.52990774]

>>52990714
Topnetwork promises a lot more for staking lol, Like idk 10% a year I think

[Anonymous No.52990776]

>>52990774
even eth is higher, top kek

[Anonymous No.52990791]

>>52990714
> Chainshit stakers
they're not even staking, they just funded some contract on ethereum and sergey pays them 4% on that, also on ethereum. not better than any shitty yield farming dapp, just that in most of them you can unlock your tokens.

[Anonymous No.52990857]

This seems like a good place to ask.
I was a bit hasty when the pool opened.
My situation changed and I need to take out a little from what I staked as soon as possible.
Even just the rewards so far might be okay, though not ideal.
How do I unstake?

[Anonymous No.52990894]

>>52990857
>How do I unstake?

[Anonymous No.52990927]

>>52990714
It's done, the staking pool filled up in the blink of an eye despite your weeks of fudding and seething.
Let it go.

[Anonymous No.52990979]

>>52990927
> It's done, the staking pool filled up in the blink of an eye despite your weeks of fudding and seething.
Chainshitters don’t even understand when they’re mocked

[Anonymous No.52990993]

>>52990714
Kek you got me

[Anonymous No.52991001]

>>52990927
>human adults blink approximately 12 times per minute
it seems I blinked 2,160 times before the staking pool finally got filled

[Anonymous No.52992596]

>>52990714
>in about 20 years, you'll have it all back!

[Anonymous No.52992822]

>>52990714
Lmao

[Anonymous No.52993382]

I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:

1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.

2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you"

3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.

4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave...

[Anonymous No.52993407]

>>52993382
based

[Anonymous No.52993444]

I don't hold link but I'm curious how long unlocking takes?

[Anonymous No.52996022]

bumping

[Anonymous No.52996032]

>>52990714
As a fellow white male, I am enraged and offended

[Anonymous No.52996915]

>>52990714
Jannies banned me for pointing out the staking contract isn’t audited lol

[Anonymous No.52996952]

>>52996915
jannies are all chainshitlabs

[Anonymous No.52998262]

>>52990718
seethe

[Anonymous No.52998492]

>tfw when chainlink shows even the slightest, most pathetic hint of a pump

[Anonymous No.52999367]

HEY FUDDERS, I bought 0.9 chainlink today for free, thanks for listening!

[Anonymous No.52999371]

>>52990714
I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:

1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.

2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you".

3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.

4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave..

[Anonymous No.53000959]

>>52990791
It took them from three years to comes out with this.

[Anonymous No.53001078]

based king thank you chainlinkgod

[Anonymous No.53001164]

>>52990714
He's already half a billionaire, Sergey is in no rush to deliver anything. It seems like he's hiring people aimlessly because he doesn't want to do the hard work anymore, only give talks and presentations to feel important. That explains the HR army (he doesn't want to face the consequences / do the work that a badly led workforce entails) and the delays (devs don't know how to actually solve the problems he declared solved on power point slides). The whole operation is just his ego trip now.

[Anonymous No.53001524]

>>53001164
>That explains the HR army (he doesn't want to face the consequences / do the work that a badly led workforce entails) and the delays (devs don't know how to actually solve the problems he declared solved on power point slides)
Does anyone else think it's possible that the HR army is actually filtering out the quality devs that would do a good, productive job?
It's a known problem in the tech world, not just a Chainlink thing. But Chainlink for some reason seems to have specifically jumped head first into the weird trad HR hell trap rather than acting like a crypto startup and attracting the best legion of code autists.

[Anonymous No.53001527]

>>52993382
>>52999371
>I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:
>1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
>These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.
>2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you"
>3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.
>4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave...

[Anonymous No.53001628]

>>53001527
I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:

1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.

2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you".

3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.

4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave.