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What coin solves the gun-to-your-head-give-me-your-private-keys-white-boy problem

>> No.5299571

>>5299548
Maga coin I guess

>> No.5299575

>>5299548
Get a computer to encrypt your key, put it on a pendrive and dont look at so even you dont know what it is and tell a friend to put it somewhere

>> No.5299580

literally none. cryptorich kiddies getting robbed all the time.

>> No.5299581

>nignogs
>knowing what private keys are

In either case, my solution is that I have multiple wallets, one with a small amount of money in it (About 3-4 ETH) and the other holding all the rest. Just give them the private keys for the cheaper wallet. Wouldn't ever have to deal with someone who actually knows how much crypto I have because I've never told a soul about my holdings

>> No.5299641

>>5299548
You mean the NIGGER problem? Technically, any coin that makes you rich solves that problem.

The more money you have, the fewer black people you have to meet. It's that simple.

>> No.5299659

>>5299548
HitlerCoin

>> No.5299688

>>5299641
Is this true?

>> No.5299689

>>5299548
No coin will ever solve this, but just like with real money, if you put it in your bank then the bank's the target and not you, and if the bank gets robbed they have insurance, and if the insurance fails you have government insurance for most of your deposits anyways.

Currently most coiners are sweaty manchildren and normies who think they're being a revolutionary, so it will have to grow out of that phase before this problem is solved

>> No.5299767

>>5299689

Yea that's why i always thought it was dumb that people talk about crypto as a main currency in the first world.

We solved all these problems. It's the people who can't go to the bank that need crypto; it works for them really well but if you live in america the only reason to use crypto as a primary consumer to consumer means of exchange muh QE. What would even happen if every thug could assume everyone had private keys to steal? you're right theres not getting around it.

>> No.5299769

>>5299548
Ethereum smart contracts that require two or more confirmations from different people to withdraw coins to an address and some Japanese spirit to never deal with terrorists even if they kill your own.

>> No.5299807

>>5299575
>here man, put my life savings away somewhere on this pendrive that magically doesn't have bitrot
wow, great plan faggot
>>5299581
>rob a guy that lives in a 1m$ house
>he gives you 100$ and shows his wallet is empty
>"it's all I have I swear"
:^)

>> No.5299816

>>5299548
trezor

>> No.5299862

>>5299769
>call-them-and-tell-them-to-sign-white-boy
wow that was hard
>>5299816
>being this dumb

>> No.5299887

>>5299548
Real investments and an actual bank account

>> No.5299901

>>5299807
If you're rich enough to afford a $1m house then you're rich enough to have private security. If you're that rich and you still get robbed by a nigger then you deserve to lose your money or your life.

>> No.5299931

>>5299688
Big if is

>> No.5300000

>>5299862
>>being this dumb
trezor can show 0 balance or you can make a separate account with 0.0001btc

>> No.5300061

>>5299901
>If you're rich enough to afford a $1m house then you're rich enough to have private security.
Fucking lmao. I know that you live with your parents, but with just an average desk job, you can easily borrow 500k for a house. Then live in it for 10 years and voila, you've got a $1m house.
Also: It's hilarious that you think hiring a personal security guard is a "solution" to the shitty security you get with crypto

>>5300000
see >>5299807

>> No.5300106

>>5300061
>shoots you and steals a vase instead
>crypto keys are in my will and go to my grandkids

>> No.5300182

>>5300106
>get murdered
>ha ha at least I showed those greedy bank jews

>> No.5300282

>>5300182
>ayo gimme yo bank account details
same situation

>> No.5300294

>>5300061
Can you at least be consistent if you're going to be fucking retarded? Here >>5299807
you imply that living in a $1M house means you're considerably wealthy (at least wealthy enough to be worth robbing for more than a few hundred dollars), and then you go on to say that any average white collar worker can afford to live in a $1M house????

Also
>"I know that you live with your parents"
>Thinks any average white collar worker can afford to live in a $1M house

Good job outing yourself there as a neet who's never even attempted to purchase a house.

>> No.5300307
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http://www.ibtimes.com/man-robbed-nearly-2-million-ether-cryptocurrency-gunpoint-2627988

It's only going to get more common. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH just when you think you've made it it's gone

>> No.5300319

>>5299901
>If you're rich enough to afford a $1m house then you're rich enough to have private security
No.

>> No.5300334

>>5300061
Also, "private security" doesn't necessarily mean a personal security guard, fuckwit. There are security options for your home that involve a private firm sending armed guards in the event of a break-in. You'd probably know that if you weren't a neet living at home with his parents. In fact, almost every person I know who's decently wealthy has some kind of private security firm to monitor their alarm systems.

>> No.5300346

dayum didnt know she had titties

>> No.5300349

>>5300294
>Thinks any average white collar worker can afford to live in a $1M house
Pretty much yeah, if they live in a first world city and not some bumfuck flyover town. $1m is considered cheap for a house.

>> No.5300362

>>5300319
See >>5300334

>> No.5300417

>>5299767
>>5299689
You know that somebody can just point a gun at you and force you to transfer all your money to their account?

>> No.5300449

>>5300282
>>5300417
Except with real money you can tell then bank you were robbed and they will reverse the transaction retard. They will also be able to find the criminals much easier, which is why "ayo gimme yo bank account details" doesn't really happen that much. With crypto it will

>>5300294
>you imply that living in a $1M house means you're considerably wealthy
wrong
>at least wealthy enough to be worth robbing for more than a few hundred dollars
right
No inconsistency
>Good job outing yourself
I worked part time in a fucking storage when I got a 200K loan dummy
>>5300334
1. That doesn't help getting robbed retard
2. It's STILL hilarious that you think hiring personal security is a "solution" to the shitty security you get with crypto

>> No.5300488

>>5299548
Iota will build cities for "refugees". Not sure if they will build walls around these cities.

>> No.5300496

>>5300449
>Except with real money you can tell then bank you were robbed and they will reverse the transaction retard. They will also be able to find the criminals much easier, which is why "ayo gimme yo bank account details" doesn't really happen that much. With crypto it will
Lol, good luck with that. "I-I swear, somebody robbed me!". They'll surely get right onto that.

Also, this >>5299581. If you seriously think you need to own a 1mil house and a lambo, you need to have your own security too.

>> No.5300513

>>5300449
>Except with real money you can tell then bank you were robbed and they will reverse the transaction retard. They will also be able to find the criminals much easier, which is why "ayo gimme yo bank account details" doesn't really happen that much. With crypto it will

>alright i'm gonna keep you hostage until the transfer goes through
maybe if bitcoin gets more congested we'll see a similar length of time

>> No.5300594

>>5300496
>Lol, good luck with that. "I-I swear, somebody robbed me!". They'll surely get right onto that.
Happens literally every day retard. You can call customer service at your bank RIGHT NOW and say that you're worried about security and they will tell you what the procedure is like if you get robbed.
Nobody gains anything since the transaction is just reversed. It's not insurance fraud retard.
>If you seriou...
Read the whole post dummy >>5300449

>>5300513
>alright i'm gonna keep you hostage until the transfer goes through
Again, with real money you can reverse the transaction retard.

>> No.5300625

>>5300594
>Again, with real money you can reverse the transaction retard.
Have fun getting your average bank to reverse a transaction on a debit account.

>> No.5300654 [DELETED] 

>>5300625
see top >>5300625

>> No.5300689

>>5300625
see top >>5300594

>> No.5300701

>>5300594
>Nobody gains anything since the transaction is just reversed. It's not insurance fraud retard.
You have to actively prove that you indeed were robbed. The bank and law enforcement won't make giving your funds back their priority #1.

>Read the whole post dummy >>5300449
You posed no arguments. Stealing an encrypted device gives you nothing if you don't also extort the holder, and there's nothing better than having your own body guard(s) and security if you are that paranoid. In real life, nobody cares about your few k. There's easier ways to make money.

If you are this much of a tinfoil, just store your seed in a bank (your crypto seed, that is).

>> No.5300732

>>5300689
Again, have fun getting a bank to reverse a debit transaction.

If it's just someone buying a $30 knockoff chinese watch with your bank details they'll reverse it within 24 hours, but if you've been robbed for anything over $500 expect to spend the next month presenting case numbers to the bank. If it's over $5,000 you'll have to give the bank a play by play of your mugging for them to even think about reversing it.

>> No.5300765

>have seed phrase
>generate pk from it
>put small amt in there
>give this seed phrase to anyone who wants to rob you
>generate another pk with seed phrase + secret password
>put here your actual moneys

>> No.5300790

>>5300594
>Again, with real money you can reverse the transaction retard.
if they cash out?
also some exchanges are insured

>> No.5300815

>>5300701
>>5300594
Also, why would storing your shit in a bank be any better than hiding it? If you've hidden a huge stash somewhere in the woods, you can just keep saying you don't have any or that it's in a bank. It actually being in a bank doesn't help anything. I'd say it's worse, because if somebody really is hell-bent on you having a billion dollars, they won't believe the bank thing and will keep tormenting you and there's nothing you can do to help it.

>> No.5300877

>>5300815
>>5300594
The reality is, the reason why anybody is safe with their money is that most of us have just pennies. There's way too many easier ways to make money than targeting random people hoping for somebody to have billions. Just target the people who are publicly billionaires if you wanna go through with that sort of ordeal.

>> No.5300915

>>5299548
Any. Just hire a bodyguard and pay them in x(coin)

>> No.5300966

>>5300449
>Just reverse the transaction!
I wish I a smug pepe to post from my phone
Enjoy your bank telling you the money has gone because they spent it all on Monero

>> No.5301698

>>5300182
As if this happens to everyone.. You're a retard.

>> No.5301750

>>5300307
jew scare tactics to keep you cucked. Go ahead and try to rob me. If my rotweilers don't get you my shotgun will.

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5301834

>>5300594
Shilling this hard for the bank.. Jew detected.

>> No.5302514

>>5299548

multi sign wallets

>> No.5302536

>>5299571
Underated