/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53073652]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Urakaze
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for tech investors
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
>Global North Problems Edition

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.53073675]

>>53073551
>>53073526
>>53073495
>>53073481
>>53073446
wow - I knew that insiders at AQB had been buying, but I had no idea that it was to this level, with that many insiders buying
pretty bullish if you ask me
not in the short-run, as the market cycle will draw it down
but long-term very bullish if all the insiders are saying "we believe we're undervalued here, and are willing to put up our cash to buy more shares here"
they're still a long way away from their 10,000 metric ton Ohio farm
but that many insiders buying in December, using their money to buy shares during huge recession risk fears, very bullish
name another company that has 14 insider buys in the last month that ALSO has 2-3x in cash their market cap
I will unironically buy AQB shares during the 2023 market crash, when we see VIX spike above 60

[Anonymous No.53073685]

>henati link
You sunuva bitch

[Anonymous No.53073688]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53073696]

I'm +12.88% today and just went risk off til Tuesday. Maybe I go to the lake for the rest of the day. Have a happy new years frens

[Anonymous No.53073697]

>2023 picks
>Gold
>Oil
>Casinos
>Space

[Anonymous No.53073714]

so this is the power of the Santa rally, whoa. Whoa.

[Anonymous No.53073729]

Pretty cunny! Ew, scat was posted. Enjoying the dump?

[Anonymous No.53073737]

2022

[Anonymous No.53073738]

>>53073696

[Anonymous No.53073739]

>if i had a million dollars i could make an easy $1k/day

[Anonymous No.53073748]

i can't believe we are dumping on absolutely no news
this market is so fake and manipulated
haha

[Anonymous No.53073750]

Tol yoh guys to pick oil yesterday. Yall think this is a game. USO. Its that easy. Buy dips on it. Stop fucking round with telsa and be smart. Joe Biden is buying oil and refilling the SPR

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/us-buying-3m-barrels-oil-start-replenishing-reserves-95447708

[Anonymous No.53073763]

>>53073748
the things some niggers will do to not pay for a new paint job

[Anonymous No.53073772]

>>53073748

[Anonymous No.53073778]

kek

[Anonymous No.53073787]

fuck this I'm just gonna watch some anime

[Anonymous No.53073788]

>>53073054
I had that mentality a decent chunk of time last year. Never made it back to my post tax outcome. I lost even more this year. I don't want to go back to the wage cage I want to 10x my networth. My peak realized ath was around 150k. Im now sitting under 100k. The biggest irony here is my unrealized ath was in 2020. I should've just cashed out back then and either stayed out or thought things carefully.

>>53072788
Why has no one told me the 2/10 year yield has been dumping and been negative for several months?

[Anonymous No.53073790]

>>53073748
Well if they weren't a targeted individual before, they sure as shit are now.

[Anonymous No.53073802]

>>53073748
Huh, I didn't know that when people said
>wall of text hits you for 120HP, you die
they meant it literally.

[Anonymous No.53073816]

Something I don't see discussion about: what if the Fed makes a mistake in taking things way too far with the hikes? (Protip they already have)

[Anonymous No.53073817]

>>53073790
>toyota camry owner
It writes itself.

[Anonymous No.53073818]

WHAT THE FUCK MY BANK WEBSITE IS OFFLINE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.53073823]

>CRABAMANIA!

Watchu gonna do mumus when BOBOMANIA drops the atomic crap leg drop on YOU!!!!! EAT YOUR VITAMINS SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND SHORT YOUR RALLYS! BROTHER!!!

Whatcha gunna do when BOBOMANIA and my 666 short pythons crash the markets on you?!?!?!!? ...

[Anonymous No.53073827]

2023 will be the year of the crab, we're gonna ses daily +-20% swings and end the year flat. millions of traders will lose their entire networth within the first weeks. its gonna be beautiful.

[Anonymous No.53073832]

>>53073823

[Anonymous No.53073833]

>>53073739
With enough money it's super easy to stay rich doing very low risk stuff yet I don't get how so many lottery winners go broke. With $1m Id very likely stay rich into old age and probably even increase the overall value. Yet lottery winners with over $10m somehow lose it all, or so the rumors suggest. It makes no sense, it's not difficult, and you don't even need a financial planner. If its too complicated for them just literally open up multiple bank accounts that feed anything over 250k into another account.

[Anonymous No.53073843]

Daily reminder that a total bond fund isn't the same as a total stock market fund. It's average duration is 6.5 years which make it identical to an intermediate bond fund.

[Anonymous No.53073850]

How accurate do you think this is for today?

[Anonymous No.53073853]

>>53073827
What a waste of a woman. Now she's a monster with a weird playdough penis.

[Anonymous No.53073857]

>>53073833
alot easier to spend money than make it. i wish i could win the lottery but trading knowledge and patience is a lottery

[Anonymous No.53073858]

>>53073833
>The lowest price on anything is a penny
>There's no limit on how high things can be priced
I know you were speaking rhetorically, but still.

[Anonymous No.53073859]

Look it’s basically just that this nigga was right about everything and you could have listened

[Anonymous No.53073862]

>>53073827
>Troons are conceited people obsessed about their looks.
They really do live off of narcissism. Androgyny is a powerful drug for fucked up people.

[Anonymous No.53073864]

>>53073853
>be born the most privileged creature in human history
>education, career, everything is just handed to you
>decide to turn life on hard mode except no cock

[Anonymous No.53073873]

>>53073850
i don't understand it. green would mean green futures regardless sounds like a double entendre

[Anonymous No.53073874]

>>53073739
and if you had a thousand dollars you could make a hundred dollars a day
why dont you

[Anonymous No.53073884]

>>53073874
i don't know how to make 10% regularly easily

[Anonymous No.53073887]

>>53073873
Im guessing the green futures you see in the pre market.

[Anonymous No.53073895]

>>53073864
If it makes you feel any better she's pretty much guaranteed to eventually kill herself, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.53073898]

>>53073827
I also think that we will end the year slightly below flat (slightly below 3800)
but I think that we will dump to 3300 SPX or lower by June, and then recover second half of the year
Monetary policy hasn't yet hit the economy due to the lag
We have not yet seen earnings get fucked by Fed over tightening
After we have 1 or 2 earnings that shit the bed due to too aggressive monetary policy, then we will bottom
We haven't even had 1
>inb4 claims that NFLX / FB earnings was this 'markets fucked by Fed policy' earnings and it has already happened
Home sales are in the absolute shitter getting worse each month
Sentiment is in the absolute shitter, getting worse
Debt is at all time highs
The music will stop soon
Q4 earnings may be fine, due to excessive fear on them being bad / being overly priced to the downside; we saw some decent retail sales numbers for the holiday season that may save their reports.
I don't see it happening for Q1 '23 earnings
so it could literally be until April or May when we see the vertical move down, as earnings in Jan-Feb may not be shit enough

[Anonymous No.53073899]

>>53073862
troons aren't mentally ill, it's mother nature who is wrong you fucking bigot

[Anonymous No.53073910]

>>53073895
Their life is a complete delusion of "acceptance". It doesn't matter how much she works out, every single girl she brings home is going to expect a cock but instead gets this thick, meaty, hairy vagina

[Anonymous No.53073917]

sorry but im not selling. if God wants me to be poor then im taking everyone with me.

[Anonymous No.53073931]

>>53073899
>its not a mental disorder
>but it needs medical treatment
I know you're shitposting but the cognitive dissonance of the modern world drives me insane

[Anonymous No.53073940]

Maybe ULTA or some beauty stock is a safe play.
>>53073917
>Blacks in show are all useless, faggots, or dead
Um...based?
>>53073899
Haha, you called them troons.

[Anonymous No.53073941]

>>53073874
>1000 is 0.1% of 1m
>100 is 10% of 1000
The first one is easier to pull off, you know that right?
Now if you said $1 off $1000 then yeah feasible but whats the point? That's so little you'd probably bail on your position the moment you see something better. Different story with a million when $1000 a day is already close to half what average US citizen makes in a month

[Anonymous No.53073942]

>>53073652
i thought only slavs wore adidas

[Anonymous No.53073944]

Divvie bros, what are y'all buying or holding in 2023?

[Anonymous No.53073956]

>>53073750
I didn't see your post (and also don't take advice from /smg/ troons) but what made me load up the truck with oil ETFs yesterday was Troon Biden actually releasing more of the SPR.
To me that is a good contraindicator that the oil situation in the US is far more desperate than people think and also that he will probably dump even more than expected and end up having to replace at extremely high prices because that how fucktarded the Dems are.
Also noticed some on fintwit about how they started buying to replace the SPR recently and that caused the spike up from like 70 to 78 (which I sold kek)
Biden will actually turn out to be the best president for me for a long time and I'm not even a goymutt

[Anonymous No.53073958]

>>53073917
>never watched lord of the rings
>never watched *smacks lips* dem rangs of power and shieeet
>never watched game of thrones
>never watched house of the dragon
And I'm proud of it too.

[Anonymous No.53073959]

>>53073944
VT's yield is shocking over 3%

[Anonymous No.53073960]

GOD CANDLE INCOMING

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[Anonymous No.53073967]

Ate chipotle again yesterday. Insides reacting as poorly as the market.

[Anonymous No.53073970]

>>53073899

[Anonymous No.53073969]

>>53073652
Bless the baker, for he maketh the bread.

[Anonymous No.53073980]

The stock market is just illuminati algos and bots trading back and forth with the purpose of making you poor

[Anonymous No.53073981]

AQB is unironically a 100x

[Anonymous No.53073983]

>>53073941
k i'm not a mathmagician
30k in schwab gives me 100k of daytrading power
i can make a hundred bucks a day pretty consistently

[Anonymous No.53073987]

>>53073970

[Anonymous No.53073994]

>>53073944
>what are y'all holding in 2023?
hopefully a girl in my arms while we're cuddling on the couch after going for a walk on a nice day, then I will tell her how much I love her. But idk though haha Im really tired

[Anonymous No.53073996]

>>53073970
To be fair, video game addiction is a mental disorder and should be classified as such. There really isn't a bigger waste of time than playing vidya even if it is fun. The tranny movement is just another push for depopulation which is why it's being promoted.

[Anonymous No.53073997]

>>53073981
fuck off sir

[Anonymous No.53074006]

>>53073994
oh cmon now be realistic

[Anonymous No.53074010]

Holy shit I got my QLD dividend today

[Anonymous No.53074012]

>>53073980
maybe for you plebs

[Anonymous No.53074013]

>>53073956
By calculations, maybe 19mm more barrels could be drained before it becomes not particularly strategic any longer

[Anonymous No.53074014]

>>53073994
Best of luck man. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.53074015]

>>53073994
Real answer : a mouse.

[Anonymous No.53074020]

>>53073958
LotR and GoT (minus the last season) were actually good though and full of white people.

[Anonymous No.53074026]

>>53073997
Put 1% of your portfolio into AQB and it will double your current account value over 5 years

[Anonymous No.53074028]

>>53073967
I never understood the Chipotle makes you sick meme. Their food is way less bad than most other fast food places. Unless you're getting double servings of cheese and sour cream and shit.

I get a chicken bowl and some chips and guacamole and usually feel great afterwards.

[Anonymous No.53074031]

>>53073969
Where to meet women with proportions like this and that know how to cook?

[Anonymous No.53074041]

>>53074031
Church

[Anonymous No.53074045]

Soo...
How's PayPal? Is it getting it's shit together or what?

[Anonymous No.53074048]

>>53073958
>never watched lord of the rings
unless you're going to tell me you're some kind of purist for the books then your pride means nothing.

[Anonymous No.53074050]

>>53074031
you're a hundred years too late to have a chance

[Anonymous No.53074053]

>>53073981
>>53073675
it unironically is
but it is premature, in my opinion, to buy it at these levels
we need the 2023 true capitulation, market crash event
then it would be secure to buy
if you were to buy now, even if in 5 years they are a $500M market cap, you may have to sit through them first becoming a $25M market cap
are you really able to sit through a -50% on your position, to hold through?
I don't think the average /smg/ investor is able to do this (nor should anyone)
so imo best to just wait for the "real" market crash when we see VIX spike above 60

[Anonymous No.53074055]

>>53074028
Amerifats aren't used to eating veggies and legumes so their digestive system which is accustomed to ultr processed fried trash foods suddenly has a panic attack because your gut doesn't have the appropriate microbiome to process those foods.

[Anonymous No.53074059]

What broker do you guys use? I'm using Ameritrade but it's so ugly

[Anonymous No.53074060]

>>53073843
Been thinking about bonds as my post oil play anon.

If I buy a bond or bond fund currently yielding 5%, and then rates drop to 2.5%, it’s value doubles right?

[Anonymous No.53074064]

>>53073958
You’re as bad as the women that are proud of never seeing Star Wars

[Anonymous No.53074066]

>>53074048
Not interested in watching a 3 part, 9 hour walking simulator. We read the hobbit in middle school and it was probably one of the most dreadful books I ever had to choke down. Tolkien is an overrated bum.

[Anonymous No.53074079]

>>53074053
50% drawdown comes with the territory with small calls growth. You're not gonna avoid that kind of volatility regardless of how well you time your cost basis. Most people can't handle it and end up selling near the bottom

[Anonymous No.53074084]

>>53073958
The black characters in house of the dragon get cucked so hard it comes off as stormfront propaganda lmao.

[Anonymous No.53074089]

>>53074028
It’s because lettuce has E. coli. The run off from cow shit goes unto to the lettuce crop, then it get shipped to Chipotle and you eat it.

[Anonymous No.53074092]

a deaf mute and a retard walk in to a bar
M-O-O-N THAT SPELLS

[Anonymous No.53074091]

I will buy BBBY at $2.38 given the borrowing rate has doubled this week.

[Anonymous No.53074096]

>>53073944
BAM

[Anonymous No.53074098]

>>53073873
Doesn't matter now. Now it's a public information that will be countered.

[Anonymous No.53074105]

>>53074059
Robinhood. Used to have fidelity but they were trying to close my account cause they claimed I had nothing in the account iirc on the reason. Had to quickly log in and withdraw the remaining funds I left in there for the purpose of not having my account closed lel.

[Anonymous No.53074108]

I'm interested in bonds as well, considering how they plummeted and how the yields are getting interesting again after 20 years in the shitter.
How do I invest in them? I saw some ETF, but are they really ETFs, or are they shit like ETN or other commodities trackers that would rape me over the long term (backwardation, contango when it comes to commodities, and god knows what hidden shit there could be for bonds)?

[Anonymous No.53074109]

>>53074053
>>53073981
I also think at the very bare minimum, you should wait to buy AQB until their delisting threat is gone
that doesn't mean
>they did a reverse split and are now $20 a share! their delisting threat is gone!

>>53074079
I think if you are able to pick up AQB at $25M market cap (50% drawdown from here) it would be at such an insane bargain, where they still have $125M in cash, that it would be extremely unlikely to fall further, and if it did, you would be fine, as the liquidation value would still be 5 times plus your entry

[Anonymous No.53074112]

>>53074096
>BAM
....BA-LAM?!

[Anonymous No.53074118]

can someone give me some advice on backdoor roth IRAs?
ive already hit my $20500 income deductible amount in my 401k; anything I input to a traditional IRA with the intention of rolling over into my Roth IRA i do not plan as claiming as deducted income, so I won't be paying additional taxes on that when I roll it over
that being said--if im uncertain of my income level for 2023, why don't I just put all of my IRA contributions into my traditional IRA and roll it over first thing next year, and not have to worry about the roth IRA contribution limit?

[Anonymous No.53074122]

>>53074112
WHOA-O

[Anonymous No.53074124]

>>53073944
>Divvie bros, what are y'all buying or holding in 2023?

you are now aware that Camping World has an 11%+ dividend. CWH

anyone know anything about RVs?

[Anonymous No.53074130]

>>53073981
If the stock price were to 100x, I reassure you the shares outstanding would 10,000x given how management doesn't give a fuck about shareholders.

[Anonymous No.53074133]

>>53073996
>depopulation
>"but let's import more third-worlders because we need that economical growth!"

[Anonymous No.53074135]

>>53074028
>>53074089
>>53074055
It's the red hot salsa. Upsets gut biomes.

[Anonymous No.53074137]

>>53074066
>9 hour walking simulator
you are a nigger, plain and simple. and i mean that literally, it is clear you are not white from this post

[Anonymous No.53074138]

>>53074064
First 3 star wars movies are kino, the rest are trash.

[Anonymous No.53074143]

>>53073969
I made myself a stew in the slow cooker over night. Woke up and realized I didn't have any bread and didn't want to wait 3 hours to make it. So I made a plain quick bread and baked it in under an hour.

[Anonymous No.53074146]

TBLT let's go!

[Anonymous No.53074147]

>>53074108
Excuse me sir this is Stock market general not Bond market general.

[Anonymous No.53074154]

>>53074138
weird how this seems to happen with almost every artistic pursuit. the first one or couple of ones made while the person is still a normal person trying to make ends meet ends up being amazing. then once they "make it" everything becomes shit, all the passion is gone, the quality drops immensely. every fucking time, it's weird. it's like you need to be suffering and starving to make good art, like as soon as you're rich and comfortable you're just gonna make garbage because it's no longer a life or death situation for success. if you fail you're still rich.

[Anonymous No.53074159]

>>53074138
Don’t care, your my consumption is better than yours pride is cringe

[Anonymous No.53074164]

>>53074130
AQB management was able to dilute at an extremely ridiculously high valuation
while this fucked over shareholders in the short run, it made it possible for them to not only survive the recession, but thrive in it
they have $128 million in cash
their market cap is now $57M
this is a good thing for shareholders, in the long run
they will be able to finance their Ohio facility, and all their operations, for years, without taking on more debt or diluting further
it unironically was the best decision for AQB for them to dilute near $10 a share - which was a ridiculous valuation in relation to their progress

[Anonymous No.53074167]

Here's what's going to happen
>You will lose everything
>All your stocks will go to 0
>You will lose your house
>Your money will be worthless
>You will worship the GME holder as your new god
All stocks and crypto are about to go to 0 to pay for the MOASS. You can't stop it. It's going to happen. Within the week. MOASS is in Jan 2023 and you will be a peasent fighting for scaps of food. Unless you buy GME, DRS it and use the BOOK PLAN
TO sumerise
>If you put all your money into GME Buy, Hold DRS and BOOK plan, you will be a billionaire in days
>If you don't, your life is over.
It's a simple choice.

[Anonymous No.53074169]

>>53074143
>dinner for one

do... do people unironically buy those?? like, truly unironically "hey this is a good deal i should buy this dinner for one haha!" buy those? that is the saddest shit i've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53074170]

>>53074146
Bro it’s going alright. To zero that is..

[Anonymous No.53074173]

>>53074133
Correct. Eradicate first worlders, import third worlders, pay them 1/10 of what you pay white people, and profit. Even though these people have unimaginable wealth for generations to come it's never enough.

[Anonymous No.53074180]

>>53074170
They recently turned profitable and stopped doing dilutions. It WILL go back up to 200+ by end of 2023

[Anonymous No.53074188]

>>53074154
Not that hard to understand. A person only has so much inspiration for creativity and after the initial wave of success people are desperate for more so you continue on because they now offer a ton of money.

[Anonymous No.53074193]

>>53074159
My consumption is unironically better than yours though.

[Anonymous No.53074195]

>>53074169
>do... do people unironically buy those?? like, truly unironically "hey this is a good deal i should buy this dinner for one haha!" buy those? that is the saddest shit i've ever seen.
yes

[Anonymous No.53074196]

>>53074173
>Even though these people have unimaginable wealth for generations to come it's never enough.
Greed and envy are the most powerful sins.

[Anonymous No.53074197]

>>53074169
the cashier girl from the local liqor store started giving me the look because I buy alcohol there daily.

[Anonymous No.53074203]

>>53074169
But anon!, I'm a man, I can't be seen in a grocery store. Shopping.

[Anonymous No.53074205]

>>53074108
yes, bond ETFs are really ETFs
you could also buy them directly via a reasonably large broker(picrel) or US Fed bonds specifically from treasurydirect.gov
nigger

[Anonymous No.53074218]

>>53074197
you should probably stop doing that, anon. alcohol will ruin your health. vape weed (dry herb) instead. much healthier way to get high that doesn't destroy your body's organs and give you seizures.

[Anonymous No.53074220]

>>53074196
Yeah I have a gas station weekly route set up so I never get that look and hide my alcoholism. I have to consciously remember where I went and when so I seem like a casual drinker. Never go to the same place 2 days in a row.

[Anonymous No.53074226]

>>53074169
>11.99 for a steak, potato, corn and two beers
Probably cheaper ways to eat alone.

>>53074197
>the look
As in the DTF look or the pity/disgust look?

[Anonymous No.53074228]

>>53074218
based robotcock enjoyer

[Anonymous No.53074235]

>>53074053
Looks like it's trading at a negative EV. With clear insider support, why would it crash another 50%?
Net-nets concern me when there's high risk of management abuse, but in this case it seems like pretty solid support. I might actually buy some.

[Anonymous No.53074239]

>giving a fuck what a wagie at a liquor store thinks
>giving a fuck what literally anyone thinks
>pic related
/smg/ sure has become faggots lately

[Anonymous No.53074242]

>>53074218
illegal here but I dont plan on living past 30 anyways if things stay like this

[Anonymous No.53074256]

>>53074220
Unless it's the holidays, like right now.

[Anonymous No.53074259]

https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1608735970131849217
What are the financial implications of this?

[Anonymous No.53074265]

>>53074242
>illegal here

aww that sucks. recreational weed is legal here in MA, we can even grow our own plants. up to like 6 i believe iirc. i've been considering starting that up as a hobby in the spring. i wonder if i could sell any of it, even just to dispensaries or whatever, that would be a cool way to make money on the side lol.

weed and coffee is all you need in all honesty. you can eat weed too if you really don't want to bother with inhaling anything, but vaping is perfectly healthy especially through a bong to cool down the vapor.

[Anonymous No.53074268]

>>53074226
pic related look

[Anonymous No.53074276]

What GOYSLOP should I finna get for luncho boys?

[Anonymous No.53074282]

>>53074235
>why would it crash another 50%?
because of the overall market cycle
right now we are still in a delusional stage, where the market is trying to play a game of chicken with the Fed
we have not yet seen a true capitulation event in the market
we have not yet had a "every company failed to meet expectations on earnings this quarter" earnings season - this is inevitable
Fed policy has a 1-2 year lag - we will begin to see the real demand destruction this coming year
I believe that we have not yet seen the bottom in SPX - which I believe is around 3300
If the market cycle does come to its conclusion, we have our terrible earnings season, we have our capitulation event, we have our VIX spike above 60 event, without a doubt AQB will fall sharply in value, too - irrationally so
To me, it doesn't make sense to be buying AQB for the long-run, before we have had the capitulation event in the overall market cycle, when you are practically guaranteed to get a lower price on shares
If you are not bearish for 2023, god help you, but go ahead

[Anonymous No.53074288]

>>53074169
Those types of meals are for borderline suicidal single men in their mid 30's early 40's. It's the type of depression where cooking anything isn't on the menu anymore and you're just hoping everyday that when you go to sleep, you don't wake up the next day.

[Anonymous No.53074293]

>>53074259
>#AndrewTaint

[Anonymous No.53074301]

>>53074268
Fuck... I've seen both those looks in real life
...a lot

[Anonymous No.53074302]

>>53074010
that yield doesn't beat saving account interest rates yet alone daily inflation

[Anonymous No.53074308]

>>53074259
Taking away SEO results from actual anti-human traffickers.

[Anonymous No.53074316]

>>53074276
Whats close to you?

[Anonymous No.53074318]

>>53074268
my fetish is for women who look at me like that to be forced to have sex with me and pleasure me because of some massive debt that they owe. hard to pull that off irl though.

[Anonymous No.53074324]

It's OK anons.
Become one with the crab.

[Anonymous No.53074326]

>>53074276
Wendy's

[Anonymous No.53074328]

>>53074316
literally everything

[Anonymous No.53074333]

>>53074326
he said slop

[Anonymous No.53074335]

>>53074328
Get Indian food. I want you to blow up your work bathroom later.

[Anonymous No.53074339]

>>53074265
>i wonder if i could sell any of it, even just to dispensaries or whatever, that would be a cool way to make money on the side lol.
sure, they'd go out of their way to buy your unlicensed, untested, no-name 3oz of shit weed grown under a $400 LED

[Anonymous No.53074340]

>TLT continues dumping while spy goes sideways
What does this mean

[Anonymous No.53074347]

>>53074288
>borderline suicidal single men in their mid 30's early 40's.
and this demographic... they're profitable enough to warrant this being a regularly stocked item?

[Anonymous No.53074352]

>>53074326
wendy is a man

[Anonymous No.53074359]

>>53074335

[Anonymous No.53074374]

>>53074118
bump

[Anonymous No.53074376]

>>53074347
>be suicidal single male
>have money because have no life so work all the time
>have nobody to leave your money to and can't be buried with it
>spend all your money on meals for one
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53074378]

imagine not slurping anything at all today and missing out on the super mega giga pump on tuesday

[Anonymous No.53074383]

>>53074339
you can buy named strains online for cheap anon, it's not that hard. i'll sell it at a discount to my friends if necessary, i mean 6 plants worth is probably way too much for a single person with a job to ever get through.

[Anonymous No.53074389]

>>53074352

[Anonymous No.53074405]

look at this beautiful crab...
FLAT JUSTICE

[Anonymous No.53074409]

>>53074374
All women are lesbians and I want someone to try and prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.53074410]

>>53073981
most small caps at this range are easily a 100x bagger

[Anonymous No.53074411]

INTC is a better company than AMD

[Anonymous No.53074414]

>>53074318
>because of some massive debt that they owe

Ok Schlomo.

[Anonymous No.53074419]

>>53074376
>kys so you can't spend your money anymore

idk seems like a losing game. i guess a lot of people must want to kys but don't have the balls so they just continue to live and suffer. i thank God every day that isn't me.

[Anonymous No.53074421]

>>53073981
Cathie shut down your scamfund now.

[Anonymous No.53074442]

>>53074419
My expectations for life are so unbelievably low that I'm pretty much happy all the time even when I very obviously shouldn't be.

[Anonymous No.53074452]

>>53074383
>you can buy named strains online for cheap anon
the fuck are you even talking about. i was responding to your comment about selling your weed to a dispensary, which was retarded. dont reply, retard.

[Anonymous No.53074456]

>>53074442
based af

[Anonymous No.53074459]

>>53074347
>and this demographic... they're profitable enough to warrant this being a regularly stocked item?
could be worse... eventually, you end up as one of the old men who sit in McDonald's all day staring out the window while sipping a small coffee.

[Anonymous No.53074463]

>>53073981
I am (probably) the biggest bull on AQB in this thread
>>53073675
>>53074164
Do NOT buy AQB here - do not drink the kool aid - do not think to yourself
>/smg/ is bullish on AQB!!
>I'm buying shares, now!!
as even the person in /smg/ who is most bullish on AQB (me), probably knows the most about the company, their finances, their activities, their management than anyone in /smg/ is actively telling you to wait and not buy shares in AQB (yet) and to wait until we see the overall market cycle bottoms before going long

[Anonymous No.53074474]

>>53074463

[Anonymous No.53074488]

>>53074389
Are you ok, anon?

[Anonymous No.53074492]

>>53074442
sounds like you should look into Buddhism, anon.

[Anonymous No.53074505]

>>53074442

[Anonymous No.53074528]

>>53074389
Are you OK, anon?

[Anonymous No.53074530]

>>53074463
>Do NOT buy AQB
fixed

[Anonymous No.53074533]

>>53074452
seeds, anon. seeds. we're talking about growing, jfc.

>which was retarded. dont reply, retard.

take your own advice.

[Anonymous No.53074534]

>>53074442
Based you sound like me.
Its just to shitty and depressing to feel miserable.
Everyday gets started with a smile and ends with one.
In the end im healthy and have enough to eat.

[Anonymous No.53074538]

>>53074059
Fidelity. To this day I've never once been shown a reason as to why not to use them.
>>53074060
Not necessarily. Bond funds are all about the market. For example bonds all rose despite the fact that the fed literally said they are raising rates. And will raise rates again later. You can pretty much gaurentee the bonds will literally fall later because of this, so they should be falling now, but market is so addicted to QE that they are convinced the fed jusg magically won't for some reason

[Anonymous No.53074540]

>crabbing for two fucking weeks while various dumpster fire tech companies crater
i should have just shorted amazon and tesla instead of SPY

[Anonymous No.53074543]

>>53074409
that is a nice jacket that's obviously worth $10,000

[Anonymous No.53074545]

>>53074442
Based, highly based
I wish I could be frens with you irl, I'd settle for discord frens desu

[Anonymous No.53074548]

>>53074540
or you could've gotten into small caps before rotation begins

[Anonymous No.53074552]

>>53074540
>the pe ratio fundamentals anon was right
Turns out tesla having a pe of two fucking hundred meant it was overvalued. Shocking huh?

[Anonymous No.53074561]

>>53074552
big tech is like 40% of spy why is it not getting dragged down

[Anonymous No.53074563]

>>53073996
Watching movies and tv is a bigger waste of time.

[Anonymous No.53074565]

>>53074552
Kek it was at 1000 at one point iirc

[Anonymous No.53074569]

do you have hope for the future?

[Anonymous No.53074582]

for fun

[Anonymous No.53074583]

>>53074565
Some faggot really looked at a 1000 pe and though ya I'll buy this

[Anonymous No.53074587]

If America keeps printing like crazy aren't interest rates going to have to stay high?

[Anonymous No.53074594]

>>53074587
WHO


CARES

[Anonymous No.53074595]

>>53074583
Yeah that guy who sells shoes

[Anonymous No.53074600]

>>53074569
My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

[Anonymous No.53074601]

>>53074583
Samr retards that bought GME and AMC and BBBY
>"dude you boomers dont get it we're going to the MOON fundamentals don't matter!"

[Anonymous No.53074623]

>>53074582
you are 2/3rds of today's volume

[Anonymous No.53074641]

>>53074600
that sounds like something a person whose boat doesn't have hot tub on it would say

[Anonymous No.53074646]

>>53074569
Yes, maybe one day i will wake up to Pakistan, India and China having a 3 way nuclear exchange. The thought of this keeps me going day and day out. When ever I am feeling down I imagine this in my head.

[Anonymous No.53074647]

Bianco just put out a decent thread, cbf to link it but he said first days in the year are usually bullish and posted charts

[Anonymous No.53074648]

>>53074282
If that does happen, I'd rather average in. I've held plenty of companies at substantial discounts to NAV.
They always turn eventually, unless management robs you blind first.

Considering there's no control issue at AQB that I can see, someone could privatize it any day and just keep the cash. Seems like an obvious buy and wait situation.

[Anonymous No.53074651]

>>53074569
>people responding to his tweets as if he actually is capable of tweeting something let alone able to make it to the toilet without shitting himself
people aren't very smart, nice job you replied to a glowie data miner

[Anonymous No.53074667]

>the recipe this week was literally calls one day into puts the next rinse and repeat
lmao, anyone here actually managed to make some good money this week? i just sat out.

[Anonymous No.53074668]

magic meatball, should i get chick a fil for second lunch?

[Anonymous No.53074679]

>>53074668
how good is chick fil a

[Anonymous No.53074681]

>>53074600
there's always anime, my fren.

[Anonymous No.53074684]

>>53074667
yes I made thousands on dollars

[Anonymous No.53074692]

>>53074646
I'm a paki and even I want Pakistan to be nuked, that country needs some serious genetic cleanup and no I am not inbred

[Anonymous No.53074693]

>>53074530
it will be a buy after these events take place
>overall market cycle bottoms
>we have 1 or 2 terrible earnings season(s) where every company fails to meet expectations
>there is mass delinquency / default on loans
>AQB reaches the point of "no return" on the construction of their Pioneer, Ohio facility
after all of these events take place, AQB will be a buy
after all of these events, it will probably be valued around $25-30M, and be ramping up to produce 10,000 tons of salmon a year -- 20,000,000 pounds at $2 a pound (extremely cheap) = $40M+ a year just from this one farm while valued at $30M would be huge discrepancy
could take 6-12 months for all of the events to occur, and it is also possible they never occur, and they never finalize their construction of the Pioneer farm

[Anonymous No.53074694]

>>53074600
nice dubs really rounds this post out

[Anonymous No.53074696]

>this crab dump

[Anonymous No.53074701]

>You want to buy TSLA next week?
>Let's take a walk. I'll tell you how to sell calls on it.

[Anonymous No.53074706]

My female broker is telling me everything is down because of 'tax harvesting' and I shouldn't worry. /smg/ do I trust her?

[Anonymous No.53074713]

>>53074667
My margin account is now green for the year, so yes. Roth is still red.

[Anonymous No.53074715]

>>53074706
>My female broker

[Anonymous No.53074717]

>>53074538
Thanks anon. I’ve watched bond ETFs and invested in them before but they never did anything interesting.

[Anonymous No.53074718]

>>53074706
she's lying to you, not everything is down

[Anonymous No.53074720]

S A N T A. R A L L Y

[Anonymous No.53074731]

>>53074693
It's going get delisted or reverse split. Neither are going to help save the company

[Anonymous No.53074741]

>that TLT candle
Uhhh.... bros?

[Anonymous No.53074745]

>>53074561
I’d expect major tech selling for tax loss harvesting. But January is also the biggest the inflow month.

And tards that have come up entirely in the tech bull era believe in its eminent return.

[Anonymous No.53074749]

Is $TSLA going to $0? What about $AMZN

[Anonymous No.53074751]

>>53074706
Yes, plus banks/funds were selling everything that was green so they could balance their books and show a meager profit for year end. They'll be buying back in over the next month. Recession fears are overblown, but they'll keep pushing it for a few more weeks so they can rebuy at a low price.

[Anonymous No.53074753]

>>53074694
>>53074681
>>53074641
financially speaking of course

[Anonymous No.53074755]

>>53074706
Yeah well my female broker could beat up your female broker

[Anonymous No.53074758]

>>53074731
I agree that it is going to reverse split
and I also agree that after the reverse split it will continue falling
however, if they do complete construction on their Pioneer farm, which is a big if (though they have made progress in the last several months) it will be extremely undervalued, let alone from the cash they have, but from what 10,000 tons of salmon a year will bring in

[Anonymous No.53074760]

>>53074409
k, go ask your grandma if shes willing to Fuck a woman

[Anonymous No.53074761]

>>53074749
Yeah you should short both here

[Anonymous No.53074763]

>people buying the Yen like crazy
why tho

[Anonymous No.53074765]

>>53074741
Wtf was that

[Anonymous No.53074769]

>>53074758
If they switch to farming bugs i'll be convinced and buy in
>>53074760
both of my grandma's are dead

[Anonymous No.53074772]

>>53073981
after inflation takes the value of $1 today to $100
the world isn't about to run out of alaska pollock and need to buy 10x cost indoor farmer mutant fish

[Anonymous No.53074774]

>>53074706
>anon, I lost all your money. I need more.

[Anonymous No.53074775]

>>53074706
>tax harvesting
>santa rally

which one is it now

[Anonymous No.53074776]

>>53074763
the last remaining ethnostate is bullish for their currency

[Anonymous No.53074784]

sold ZIM puts today. Never bet against jews right?

[Anonymous No.53074785]

>>53074765
The US 10 year just fell out of the fucking sky.

[Anonymous No.53074787]

>>53074587
The more zog spends, the more inflationary pressure, the longer higher rates must persist

[Anonymous No.53074794]

>>53074706
Anon these aren't brokers...

[Anonymous No.53074803]

>>53074794
these are

[Anonymous No.53074804]

>>53074775
you can carry forward losses indefinitely, it doesn't really make sense that everybody would "loss harvest" at the very end of the year

[Anonymous No.53074805]

>>53074776
>ethnostate
Japanese males are even more perma-virgin than american white males. There is no ethnostate, in another generation japan will be nothing but muslims and niggers

[Anonymous No.53074807]

Replacing my alternator in the cold is kicking my ass

[Anonymous No.53074809]

ANOTHER YEAR OF NOT GETTING RICH YET

im gonna start playing the lottery again wish me luck bros happy new year

[Anonymous No.53074813]

>>53074775
Santa Rally didn't happen. Christmas was 5 days ago. The real rally will be the Chinese New Year on January 22nd.

[Anonymous No.53074816]

>>53074785
It's going back

[Anonymous No.53074819]

>>53074803
ROLLING

[Anonymous No.53074831]

>>53074807
Poor bastard, I know that pain. I had to change my headlight bulbs in the freezing cold and naturally it took over an hour because ford engineers are scumbag niggers and deserve a bullet

[Anonymous No.53074832]

>>53074775
It's a Santa rally for the bobos.

[Anonymous No.53074839]

>>53074805
sounds like i hit a nerve there. japan #1. im buying more nikkei

[Anonymous No.53074845]

>>53074819
I'm sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.53074856]

>>53074813
China numbah one. Ganna be a big pump.

[Anonymous No.53074857]

>>53074839
>im buying more nikkei
Serious investors buy the topix.

[Anonymous No.53074860]

AM I TOO LATE TO SHORT!?!?!

[Anonymous No.53074862]

>>53074816
>the 10 year is less stable than bitcoin the last month
Please god just make this year end

[Anonymous No.53074875]

>>53074860
thanks for the indicator. Just bought calls.

[Anonymous No.53074876]

>>53074809
anime girl feet
made for neet skeet

[Anonymous No.53074878]

>>53074706
>women

[Anonymous No.53074881]

>>53074832

[Anonymous No.53074894]

Are you guys looking at futures

[Anonymous No.53074898]

>>53074860
Yes, the eternal crab is here; SPY will be +-5 from 380 for the entirety of 2023 and potentially the next thirty years. Sell straddles around that just like JPM is doing

[Anonymous No.53074901]

I guess natural gas is basically free because it's natural

[Anonymous No.53074911]

it's okay guys, just hold for 25 years to get your initial investment back

[Anonymous No.53074912]

>>53074894
>Lean hogs
We were bamboozled! It was supposed to be our turn...

[Anonymous No.53074913]

>>53074898
Meanwhile, P/E ratios will keep going up like in the 2000s. It's basically a risk premium being priced in between now and the next big recession.

[Anonymous No.53074922]

>>53074505
This would be true is most “nihilists” didn’t use it as an excuse to be miserable fucktards and never seek to better themselves
>nothing matters bro may as well just sit in my house depressed and continue to smoke weed

[Anonymous No.53074933]

>>53074809
you'll get bored after 3 draws and 5 or so "instant wins".
2023 is the great accumulator. A dip, tax-loss-harvest opportunity, and even great hatred of jews.
all that is needed has been provided

[Anonymous No.53074934]

>>53074831
At least it warmed up to 17 above but I'm going to take a lunch break and reattack

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53074936]

>>53074860
It's a full day, you've got until 4pm NYSE time.

[Anonymous No.53074941]

>>53074552
You say that except no one wants to be the guy who bets against Tesla and gets heemed like they would every other year they shorted. I just stay away from that garbage stock it has pure retard energy

[Anonymous No.53074942]

>>53074936

[Anonymous No.53074943]

what are some stocks

[Anonymous No.53074946]

>You... What in heaven's name are you doing here? /smg/ is a pit of bagholders who spit at profits and hunt our own kind.
>I hope you understand the weight of my words.
>Well. As long as you understand what you're saying. I thought you a trader bred by virtue.

[Anonymous No.53074953]

>>53074922
Take risks! Do things! Fail? Doesn't matter, nothing does. Just have fun and enjoy the moment and life.
How can you take it any other way?

[Anonymous No.53074957]

>>53074943
you want me to name all of em, or what?

[Anonymous No.53074968]

>>53074953
Idk ask all the armchair philosophers that subscribe to nihilism and completely miss the point

[Anonymous No.53074971]

>>53074912
Press F

[Anonymous No.53074973]

>>53074943
well, you see, there's uhhhhh.... hmm.... well....

[Anonymous No.53074977]

>>53074943
U, R, AN, F(l)AG

[Anonymous No.53074980]

>>53074933
they're going to stop raising rates around march

[Anonymous No.53074992]

i'm feeling incredibly smug /smg/
buy/hold just keeps losing and I just keep winning

[Anonymous No.53074993]

>Pull up
>Pull up

[Anonymous No.53074996]

who else reads SOXS as success?
cause that's how i read it

[Anonymous No.53075003]

What's likely to up no matter what in this environment?
JNJ comes to mind as something to buy on a dip, which should go up regardless of raising rates, recession, or the eventual pivot, whenever that happens.

I need to hold something bullish to hedge all my short positions on the SPY, bros.

[Anonymous No.53075004]

>>53074971
>basedbean meal
>basedbean oil
What's going on here

[Anonymous No.53075005]

>>53074803
rolling

[Anonymous No.53075007]

>>53074992
some people just dont want to make money

[Anonymous No.53075021]

>15% of millennials own crypto
>only 25% own stock and its mostly 5-10 stocks mostly meme stocks

[Anonymous No.53075025]

>>53075003
MCD
if the recession gets worse, they get more customers
if the economy gets better, they get more customers worldwide
embrace obesity

[Anonymous No.53075032]

>>53074108
buy BIL for short duration risk free money. SCHO for a bit longer duration. At this stage SCHO can't really drop that much and is very safe. SCHR or GOVT for medium duration and a bit more risk/reward. TLT for a high risk/reward bond play and recession protection.

[Anonymous No.53075043]

FUUUUUUUCK WHY CAN'T WE HAVE JUST ONE COMFY CRAB DAY

[Anonymous No.53075046]

>>53074108
always invest in etfs it just saves you a lot of headache
if you are investing for the long term go for the etfs with an average duration that matches your retirement

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53075052]

>>53075025
I heard that there's a rise in anti-semitism and that people are going to reject goyslop in all of its forms next year.

[Anonymous No.53075057]

>>53075025
yes my goyslop stocks are doing quite well

[Anonymous No.53075061]

>>53075021
>Go to college reunion last summer
>Only one friend trades stocks
>10 other guys all invested in crypto

[Anonymous No.53075069]

The fuck is gas doing? Thought winter was over.

[Anonymous No.53075077]

>>53074875
lmao

[Anonymous No.53075081]

>>53075052
>I heard that there's a rise in anti-semitism and that people are going to reject goyslop in all of its forms next year.
How will that work when the food shortages begin in the summer?

[Anonymous No.53075084]

>>53075021
The millenian floggings will continue until the tards capitulate and buy oil.

[Anonymous No.53075085]

>>53075061
>millennial generation is actually permanently crippled by crypto

[Anonymous No.53075088]

D
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N
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R
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D
E
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M

[Anonymous No.53075089]

Any fellow put spread buyers on the SPY?
What's your strategy? I'm thinking of holding 2/3rds in put spreads 4 and 6 months out and trading 1 and 2 month spreads. Trading the shorter dated spreads based on the RSI.

[Anonymous No.53075092]

>>53074992
wtf u got 5,5 million dollars???

[Anonymous No.53075105]

>>53075092
soon to be 9 trillion

[Anonymous No.53075106]

>>53075084

[Anonymous No.53075124]

>>53074992
now imagine if you bought oil instead

[Anonymous No.53075127]

>>53075085
>WHAAAA, WHAAA we can't afford housing
>buys BTC, Dogecoin and GME

[Anonymous No.53075130]

lol @ this JPM collar unwind / roll

[Anonymous No.53075137]

>>53075092
5 mil buys you some fine quality vegetables these days

[Anonymous No.53075140]

>>53075124
>>53074992
btw my entries were almost identical to you. sold in late feb, bought oil april 11th, sold oil jan 2022, bought in sp500 oct 14th. Didnt sell my longs yet though

[Anonymous No.53075142]

"Wait till the sun shines, Nellie"

[Anonymous No.53075160]

>FED REVERSE REPO FACILITY USAGE CLIMBS TO RECORD $2.55 TLN
Market will crab downward until rates are cut. No liquidity, banks are holding.

[Anonymous No.53075174]

>>53075160
Isn't most of that 2.5T the Fed's? Didn't they give all that to the banks when this whole mess started?

[Anonymous No.53075182]

baking

[Anonymous No.53075186]

>TLT
Literally a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53075189]

>>53075160
>still doomposting about reverse repos
It's literally just a way to put a floor on overnight rates

[Anonymous No.53075191]

>>53075124
it doesn't work on oil except in the very short term, although i didn't change the 200 day SMA from SPY so maybe that's why
406% with GUSH vs 263% with UPRO since 2020-05-27
going back farther i would have bought in 2015 and went to -99%

[Anonymous No.53075192]

>>53074911
why does this look like my chart??

[Anonymous No.53075208]

>>53075205
>>53075205

[Anonymous No.53075211]

>>53075077
lmao indeed.

[Anonymous No.53075212]

>>53075191
oh is this an algorithm? I only used leverage on half of my oil position and it still returned 350% on the unleveraged portion. Half was in $CNQ and the rest was in a 2x oil stock etf

[Anonymous No.53075250]

>>53075189
>doomposting
2.5 trillion waiting to be put into equities is bullish as fuck. Until rates are lower, it's crab downward

[Anonymous No.53075765]

>>53073944
I'm looking at becoming a divvy chad next year, trying to get a good entry to MMP and maybe some other divvy stocks too.