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/SMG/ 9mm stock market general Anonymous Thu Jan 12 05:35:43 2023 No.53233410 [Reply] [Original]

we are nowhere near the bottom edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52
>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/
>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 05:48:40 2023 No.53233467 File: 1.46 MB, 1380x1200, ELO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53233410 First for Electric Light Osaka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 05:55:35 2023 No.53233520 File: 146 KB, 1920x1080, gun_wallpaper_27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53233410 What is the most biz firearm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 06:01:38 2023 No.53233562 File: 201 KB, 1024x683, FGC-9_MkII_Left_Side-scaled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53233520

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 06:57:23 2023 No.53233905 Death penalty for bears

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 06:58:44 2023 No.53233916 File: 81 KB, 1000x561, 254656546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53233905 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 07:14:00 2023 No.53233995 File: 1.49 MB, 2000x1441, bear-cut-meat-set-poster-butcher-diagram_136321-1292_jpg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frenly Reminder

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 07:28:53 2023 No.53234069 File: 765 KB, 609x610, Screenshot (1314).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 07:35:04 2023 No.53234101 File: 56 KB, 758x370, Screenshot (1317).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how many of you are on speed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 07:36:08 2023 No.53234112 >>53233467 Sex with my wife Osaka!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 07:46:30 2023 No.53234150 File: 106 KB, 684x500, 1643961073931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53234112 anal sex with osaka

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 08:59:21 2023 No.53234555 TSMC 1.875 1.795 20.554 20.574 SOXLsisters...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:46:18 2023 No.53234859 File: 1.75 MB, 3264x1836, FGC9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This rally will fail like all the others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:01:55 2023 No.53234975 Buy BOIL or be boiled!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:04:58 2023 No.53234992 File: 69 KB, 475x377, 1669683519430729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:04:59 2023 No.53234993 How to get asian gf?

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:04:59 2023 No.53234994

>>53234101
>he thinks it's drugs that's responsible for the insomnia
When you start to know too much the existential dread is more than enough to keep you up for days at a time. I don't even smoke weed to get high anymore, I do it so the nightmares stop even if it means the dreams do too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:06:29 2023 No.53235004 Wtf are my posts not appearing

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:06:37 2023 No.53235006

>highest rates in 20 years
>flatlining housing market
even if october was the bottom there will be a million more oppurtunities to buy the dips. stock market averages 10% a year on in good times, and we're already up 4% this year, with incoming recession.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:07:03 2023 No.53235010 File: 2.65 MB, 300x300, 1673276937602261.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >natgas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:07:12 2023 No.53235011 File: 40 KB, 420x300, 1672995159382938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Natgas /NG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:08:19 2023 No.53235015 >>53235004 Try posting some anime tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:08:38 2023 No.53235019 File: 52 KB, 600x600, Money for the money god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did you buy back in PLTR yet you cunts? OR are you waiting for overall proof, accepting to lose the initial 2x or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:10:37 2023 No.53235032 the steel manufacturing company i bought is already 7% green. i have no idea what happened but i looked at the graph and the opinions of the market makers and it felt cheap

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:15:46 2023 No.53235065 VIX is rising to a point, relative to SPX, that it last was on December 15th.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:15:51 2023 No.53235067 File: 45 KB, 828x533, 1673272957950065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53235011 next stop for me is 4.7

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:17:04 2023 No.53235071 >>53235032 Chyna

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:23:44 2023 No.53235121 >>53233410 Mp5/mp5k’s are the only 9mm subgun worth a fuck. B&t/stribog are shit. Cz scorpion is mega shit. Ruger pc carbine is spicy shit. >t. 07/02 mfgr heading to shot next week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:24:12 2023 No.53235125 Pedophile spambot thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:27:05 2023 No.53235142 Pre market blood bath begins

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:27:21 2023 No.53235144

>>53235121
it really chaps my ass that every blowback 9mm carbine/pistol is like $800 starting and has numerous fucking problems. In the segment of "semiauto SMG clones" the fucking MPA MAC-11 or 930t or whatever they're calling it now is somehow the heaviest hitter per dollar. I'm probably going to buy one of those century imported 9mm blowback AKs that takes scorpion mags and just hope it isn't too dogshit as a toy. I hope CZ is getting their lunch fucking ATE on the scorpion by the $1100~ MP5 clones getting imported. Their pricing on the scorpion is fucking deranged for a polymer straight blowback toy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:28:54 2023 No.53235153 File: 47 KB, 939x612, chrome_L3SKhL6yk7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder we not only broke through but also already retested and confirmed the new support. Bears lost, simple as.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:33:50 2023 No.53235180 >>53235153 crash is today, stay tuned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:37:13 2023 No.53235198 >futures https://youtu.be/DCRnBFLFcKs Ok who leaked out the CPI shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:40:02 2023 No.53235217 >>53235180 nice try but i will not sell. the bears are sleeping

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:40:25 2023 No.53235218 It is January 12th, 3 hours before the fall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:42:48 2023 No.53235233 place your bets Core CPI (YoY) (Dec) 5.7% 6.0% Core CPI (MoM) (Dec) 0.3% 0.2% CPI (YoY) (Dec) 6.5% 7.1% CPI (MoM) (Dec) 0.0% 0.1%

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:45:48 2023 No.53235249 >>53235153 >muh support a myth for retards, just like gap filling. We pumped in anticipation of a CPI miss, what happens next depends on CPI, "supports" don't matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:47:21 2023 No.53235262 File: 25 KB, 540x353, 1653131549701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53235233 (((they))) expect 0.1% HIGHER core CPI and the market will meltup on this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:47:35 2023 No.53235264 >>53235249 don't put everything you own in those shorts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:49:26 2023 No.53235275 >>53235233 what time do this happen ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:53:10 2023 No.53235302 I bought SPXS at close yesterday. I’m going to make a few percent when the market dumps today. I’ll probably be out of this position by 11 am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:53:43 2023 No.53235304 Just because something has gone down a lot doesn't mean it will go back up a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:54:49 2023 No.53235315 >>53235275 The ice cream social starts at 1pm eastern. CPI numbers are announced after the ice cream social usually between 1:40 and 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:54:56 2023 No.53235316 >>53235304 every retard needs to learn that lesson

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:55:09 2023 No.53235319 >>53235275 one hour before the market opens

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:55:35 2023 No.53235322 >>53235302 Sex. Me too. But I didn't buy that much because I'm predicting a green-crab for a few weeks until the FOMC meeting, when the annual tax season dump begins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:55:57 2023 No.53235325 >>53235315 I'm literally eating my breakfast dessert ice cream right now with my left hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:56:08 2023 No.53235326 >>53235304 >>53235316 but it might, surely there is more chance for volatility and thus opportunity

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:57:12 2023 No.53235333

>I invest, based on fundamentals, value analysis, credit-worthiness, business perspective. Returns absolutely mediocre
>Mom invests, based on the philosophy that 'if it goes down it will go up later' and 'the news was talking about it'. Great returns.

Once again unmasked as a midwit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 10:59:56 2023 No.53235352 >>53235304 so far it seems to mean exactly that. its always like that with the panic sells but the good companies have no fact based reasons to go down so much. just retards thinking that a cold winter will be the end of the world etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:00:32 2023 No.53235357 >>53234555 I don't get this are we going up?

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:01:15 2023 No.53235360

>BTC and market action confirming inflation will come in cooler
What's there left to be bearish about? We had one problem, inflation, and it's effectively over. We just exited one of the longest and most brutal bear markets in history.

With our problems behind us, and the bear market over we're in for some amazing times ahead. Would love to see a nice 4-5 year bull run.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:01:37 2023 No.53235362 File: 507 KB, 1000x1000, 1673472020039718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I went long on s&p500 with a x20 leverage. Thoughts ? Will i make it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:02:27 2023 No.53235369 >>53235326 >but it might

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:03:13 2023 No.53235372 File: 1.78 MB, 2978x1652, Marriner_S._Eccles_Federal_Reserve_Board_Building.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am the Fed. AMA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:03:20 2023 No.53235374 Every time I open my portfolio I have dividend money waiting to be spent or cashed out. What do I do today? Take out ~$100 for a nice dinner or buy more stocks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:03:22 2023 No.53235375 >>53235360 remember in 2018 when the fed lowered rates because it couldn't handle 2%? just chill out this isn't going to be a V shaped return to ATH.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:03:38 2023 No.53235379 File: 88 KB, 720x1280, 1673362417783798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here comes the natgas dump 1 hour too early, but still, exactly on the minute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:03:40 2023 No.53235381 File: 4 KB, 209x241, 1668219202782690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53235333 bogle virgins exposed once again just DCA bro muh divvies r-right?

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:04:04 2023 No.53235382

>>53235360
>BTC and market action confirming inflation will come in cooler
the tail doesn't wag the dog, the market falling for JPM memes doesn't mean that's what's going to happen.

>We just exited one of the longest and most brutal bear markets in history.
lmao no, zoomer fucking shit, 2022 has been so nothing it was arguably not even a real bear market. It basically hasn't even really begun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:04:06 2023 No.53235383 >>53235153 >what is a failed break out

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:04:10 2023 No.53235384
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>>53235360
>the market pumping before a cpi report? this means it'll come in cooler
I've watched it come around each month this year and each time it comes in cooler and then dumps. I still remember Jerome's wild ride in mid-october when the candles went up 4% and then down 4% and then up 4% in the span of two days. What really gets me is reading this thread and seeing niggas don't even look at charts or remember what they went through just 4 weeks ago at the last CPI, when the market was up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:05:12 2023 No.53235393 >>53235374 Buy intel or ET

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:05:50 2023 No.53235398 >>53235362 20x means you get liquidated if it goes down -2.56%, which might happen based on the chop alone, even if the day ends green.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:08:15 2023 No.53235418
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Remember when someone posted this in an old /smg/ thread almost a year ago, before the ratehikes even started? He claimed it was a leak from the fed but everyone agreed it's just leaked projections.

Am I reading it wrong or did they expected rates to be at ~1% by this time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:08:30 2023 No.53235419 >>53235374 dividends in the local market are pretty lame. they only pay once per year

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:11:07 2023 No.53235444 File: 58 KB, 1205x1112, 22323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53235153 We will have another major dip this month, maybe even next week my magic lines are better than yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:11:53 2023 No.53235447 >>53234993 Shalom, Rabbi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:12:35 2023 No.53235454 >>53235418 fed december 2021 dot plot was like 75bps for the whole 2022 meanwhile they did four 75bps back to back in 2022 their projections are retarded and always wrong same with the current dot plot

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:13:32 2023 No.53235462

>>53235381
One of my biggest mistakes was buying a stock for its high yield, which was very sensitive to inflation and recession risk. In my defense this was back in 2021, in Europe, before the Russians attacked. Still, I bought a cyclical stock based on yield which is kind of retarded. Well, you live and you learn.
Otherwise I'm not a dividend investor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:14:41 2023 No.53235471 >>53235444 i actually hope so. always nice to buy with big discounts but recently everything has been going up steadily

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:15:46 2023 No.53235480 >>53235471 The moment you FOMO in the line will go down

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:17:20 2023 No.53235492 >>53235480 i don't really do that. if i see something is up significantly maybe even close to a previous peak i consider it a missed opportunity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:17:31 2023 No.53235493 >>53235384 most people don't remember what they ate 2 days ago let alone what the stock market was like a month ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:20:28 2023 No.53235514 File: 84 KB, 640x640, 1673184991903361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >natgas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:22:41 2023 No.53235527 ooo ooo ooo AHHH AHH AHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS HOHOHOHOHOHOHO PEEPEEPOOPOOPOOPOOPEEPEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what's going to happen today bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:23:14 2023 No.53235531 File: 48 KB, 735x487, FjkWlzbXwAMnYnD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53235527 the big one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:23:49 2023 No.53235536 >>53235375 >doesn’t by dia Stay poor, retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:23:55 2023 No.53235537 >>53235531 Guaranteed replies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:27:50 2023 No.53235553 >>53235492 Decent approach

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:28:35 2023 No.53235559 >>53235527 probably a gigantic pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:33:15 2023 No.53235590 File: 658 KB, 828x1471, F586E4F4-6059-4908-8C94-6E484C0F3EDC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I predict that the line will go up or down from here, could also go sideways

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:33:28 2023 No.53235592 >>53235527 Everyone thinks it’s just another sucker’s rally so it’ll pump. But now everyone is expecting the pump and now we might be in for a surprise fakeout selloff which will return us to another rally segueing into a bullrun

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:36:59 2023 No.53235614 >>53235444 Our magic lines are the same anon. You are just focusing on the wrong index.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:39:24 2023 No.53235632 >>53235592 I predict flat, tomorrow dump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:42:33 2023 No.53235659 File: 780 KB, 208x368, 1673277216076621.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] natgas to 3.9 today possibly, or not

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:43:21 2023 No.53235666 File: 35 KB, 768x768, 1673425043861942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this needs to be the next OP image

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:43:58 2023 No.53235674
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>U.S. consumers spent an eye-
popping 88% more on luxury goods
in 2022 than they did in 2019,
based on data from consulting firm
Bain & Co., partly because they had
accumulated savings during lock-
downs. Despite war in the region
and an energy crisis, Europeans
weren’t far behind, splurging 70%
more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:44:45 2023 No.53235677 How long before the BBBY rug pull?

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:46:41 2023 No.53235691
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for natgas bros, daily 6 ema is providing some resistance at this region.
But breaking through here and holding it today might be the start of a new leg up. To last leg down's low.

we are in for a ride

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:50:54 2023 No.53235719
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any tips on how to deal with bullying in the workplace, /smg/? idk where to ask this shit so i figured i'd ask my gambling frens. i live in a state where i can't just secretly record them being assholes on a regular basis. everyone is afraid of them so i doubt i could get anyone to actually be a witness or some shit, HR seems useless and if they know I'm trying to get them in trouble they'll probably use their connections in the company (big corporation) to get back at me.

anything i can do besides secretly find out where they live and burn their house down, or what? it's pretty miserable at this point just knowing that i can't do shit and they just keep getting away with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:52:00 2023 No.53235731 File: 232 KB, 1161x2000, 20220707_094125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning smg Reminder go brush your teeth. Right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:52:38 2023 No.53235734 File: 45 KB, 500x500, artworks-000650290330-n0ni9k-t500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where exactly is todays CPI numbers released? Which website?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:52:44 2023 No.53235735 >>53235719 just keep your head down wagie, if they are not bothering you, then who cares or become more powerful within the company and get them fired

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:53:01 2023 No.53235739 >>53235719 Be more specific what is the form of this bullying? You see these people in person? Start bringing up how much fun you had at the shooting range last weekend and just constantly talk about guns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:53:09 2023 No.53235740 I forgot to close my puts :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:53:39 2023 No.53235743 >>53235719 There’s tons of stuff you could secretly do to them. Tell me a little bit more about your bully and I’ll work with you to develop a plan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:54:36 2023 No.53235751 >>53235691 I went long on the second bounce from 3.77. Consideirng I usually fuck up in ng, it's not looking good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:56:28 2023 No.53235768 >>53235751 as long nothing in the scope of macro factors drastically changes in favor of bears, today closing a good amount above 3.8 seems to give bulls a leg to stand on, thats my thesis good luck

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 11:57:51 2023 No.53235781 File: 1.49 MB, 1366x768, 5345345345345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futas right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:00:53 2023 No.53235810 File: 187 KB, 800x1067, 1673273076511114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DING DING DING 13:00 CET, HENRY HUB DELIVERY TIME MEANS TIME FOR DUMPING

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:02:11 2023 No.53235818 >>53235590 cute girls pooping is the best thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:02:30 2023 No.53235819 How many bongs until release lads

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:02:40 2023 No.53235822

>>53235739
Yeah I see them in person. I don't think threats, even veiled ones, would be a good idea. It's like telling someone "I'm gonna kill you" and then walking away, they're probably going to kill you first if you don't do anything just to prevent you from killing them, you just gave them an open invitation.

>>53235743
One is an old guy who used to be in the military and finds ways to insult me every time he sees me pretty much. The other is a half black half asian guy who has somehow been getting away with being sexist and racist to everyone for like 20 fucking years, no one stands up to them. He also does shit like trying to touch you or hug you and then making gay jokes even though he's married and with children because he thinks it's funny.

I mean ultimately any given incident isn't that big of a deal and I typically just ignore it but I just know every fucking time I need to be in their area they're gonna come over to me and say some shit. Every fucking time. And you just fucking know if I were to say "hey, you're kinda being an asshole right now, could you please stop?" they'll just be like "awww what's the matter, are you a little girl or something? grow a thicker skin pussy" or some macho shit like that, you know the type. i mean again if i could just record them in the act it'd be easy, but i live in a state with two party consent, and they could easily just lie and say they didn't do it or they were "just joking" and i doubt anyone would flip on them and take my side. if anything because they're scared of them they'd probably bear false witness against me in their favor because they "dont want any trouble", again you know the type.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:05:23 2023 No.53235843 >>53235719 Avoidance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:06:57 2023 No.53235856 I need to go pickup eggs for my new years diet. I will never financially recover from this.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:06:59 2023 No.53235857

>>53235822
Pick which one you don’t like more. Make a tinder for them and allude that they have a foot fetish or some other weird fetish. After that’s is set up wait a few days and make a burner email. Use that email to message women in your company and hit them with some gross literotica fetish stories. Target most female co-workers until it becomes a big deal. Then anonymously email screenshots of the tinder profile you created to the girls from a different burner email. Note that the profile was created before all the women started getting foot fetish content emailed to them. This will work and can realistically be pulled off in 2 weeks (2 weeks)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:07:32 2023 No.53235866 >>53235719 fuck their wives,daugthers, cousins, something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:08:49 2023 No.53235879 >>53235822 What branch of the military was the old guy in? What wars if any did he participate in

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:09:08 2023 No.53235882

>>53235822
You sound like the asshole here lets be honest. They sound like they are just being friendly. Are you a man? What the hell. Imagine this guy on a blue collar job site.

Honestly your best bet is actually do what you said confront them but do it with confidence and unwavering resolve and don't let them call you a thin skinned pussy. If you confront them like a man and be honest without showing weakness they will respect it. You clearly just come off as a timid coward that nobody respects.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:09:22 2023 No.53235886 >>53235822 It's a job. Do your work, hang out with people outside that group and go home at 5. Butting in to other people's shit is gonna make work life hell. Just stay emotionally detached

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:10:09 2023 No.53235895 apparently most of my gains are currently coming from something that is heavily shorted. feels weird

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:10:51 2023 No.53235901 >>53235751 anon... close your long, you are cursed, dont drag me down with you

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:11:25 2023 No.53235906

>>53235822
The best way to handle something like this is to just be a man and talk to them about it
The thing is, you need to talk to them about it in a structured way
You cannot just go up to a group of men sitting together, where he's just 1 of 7 sitting there, and you call him out for it and try to get him to stop
That will not work, and will only make it worse, and embarrass you in the process
Men do not respond well to public 'shaming' - you need to pull them aside, for a only 1 on 1 chat, and tell them what is going on
You will be surprised how receptive they will be if you're talking to them 1 on 1, without others around
Be 100% honest, say that you know you should have a thicker skin, but that when you were young you were bullied a lot (I'm assuming, lol), so this is dragging up bad memories, that their actions are making you dread go to work, that to them it may just seem like a bit of fun, but to you it's actually hurting your psyche, and your ability to earn a living for yourself, ask them directly and explicitly to stop - do this all 100% politely, with 100% honesty, do not be afraid of embarrassing yourself since it's just 1 on 1
THEN if it continues, and they don't stop, after you've had these 1 on 1 man to man conversations, only THEN do you look to get revenge / try to get it to stop through other means
Since you're in a corporate environment, the best way to protect yourself is to document everything, extremely anally
example:
>January 13, 10:21am: Jerry grabbed and twisted my nipples; I asked him to stop - he then called me gay and made kissing noises
do this for every single encounter, write down every single thing that is happening, to an anal detective level
This way, you are protecting yourself if the situation escalates. If ever they try to snitch on you to HR / try to backstab you through their connections, you pull out the journal and have 200 documented incidents in it. You win by overwhelming evidence

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:12:18 2023 No.53235914

>>53235822
>"hey, you're kinda being an asshole right now, could you please stop?"
Don't confront them like this. This is cowardly beta speak and behavior. Be direct and don't ask them and definitely don't say please.

Interject things more often like "that isn't professional" things like that that convey you believe you are superior and will bruise their ego.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:12:23 2023 No.53235915

>>53235843
lol what am i supposed to do, run away from them every time i see them in the vicinity? xD

>>53235857
interesting, at least. i'll save this post and think about it, kek.

>>53235866
Fuck their wives, drink their blood, come on jeff, get 'em!

>>53235879
Vietnam. Something combat-related, he knows how to fight.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:14:58 2023 No.53235934

>>53235906
>>53235822
I cannot emphasize enough however to just be a man, and have the tough 1 on 1 conversation where you're completely honest
If you have this conversation, it also protects yourself in the future 'morally' from all your other coworkers, if shit gets bad in the future, you can always point out that you did talk to him 1 on 1 man to man, and it didn't stop and only got worse
If you do not have this conversation, and escalate the situation to revenge / HR, everyone will look at you like a bitch, and you will get cold shoulder from everyone, even if you were in the right
Only after you talk to them 1 on 1 and they do not respond / do not change their interactions with you do you then start recording every incident (after you have the 1 on 1 conversation with them, record in great detail immediately afterward so it's fresh in your memory everything you said to them, and everything they said - date and time everything)
Document everything - if you then go and talk to HR about it if it continues, document it
If you talk to your boss about it, document it
You are protecting yourself and creating a paper trail
You can also email yourself the events, so that it creates an online paper trail with timestamps
Then, once you have accumulated enough incidences where someone looking through the journal would go "HOLY SHIT" even if half of them are bullshit / non-incidences, just the sheer number of them
then you win

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:15:19 2023 No.53235940 >>53235901 That was your signal to go short.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:16:39 2023 No.53235950 >>53235940 13:00 CET is usually the day's top. Unless the US open provides support.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:18:04 2023 No.53235968 The Biden Administration is about to discover the hard way that investors and algos won’t care too much about today’s inflation data when it is all going to be overwritten by Friday’s earnings data

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:18:43 2023 No.53235976 >>53235734 https://www.bls.gov/cpi/

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:22:10 2023 No.53236007

>>53235914
that was mostly a joke. the point was i don't think "just ask them nicely" will do anything.

i can be more direct and blunt about it, stern and serious, obviously. but if i do that it's basically going to let them know that we're enemies now, and who knows how that's going to go.

>>53235906
>say that you know you should have a thicker skin, but that when you were young you were bullied a lot (I'm assuming, lol)

see? this is what i'm talking about. you're a piece of shit, anon.

>>53235934
no one cares about "writing stuff down", anon. they can just say "he's lying, i didn't do that shit", it's just words on a paper. idk why you think that'd be effective at all. all talking to management or HR is going to do is have them talk to the assholes and give them a slap on the wrist, it's not like they'll get fired or something. and then they KNOW that i'm fucking with them, and they'll fuck with me even more, which would just make things worse. this is awful advice.

the real answer would be to get back at them in a way that hurts them in some real way that they care about, that can't be connected back to me. i don't want to go to that level though, i'd rather figure out a better way to get them to stop but im running out of options since the system is inept and the law isn't on my side.

it's like getting a restraining order against a stalker. or having a gun-free zone. criminals don't care about the law, it won't protect you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:22:24 2023 No.53236008 >>53235819 About an hour and 10 minutes. A calendar like https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar should be adjustable to your time zone and offer a countdown for stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:22:44 2023 No.53236011 >>53235968 Banks will beat HARD. They're collecting a ton of free money off high rates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:25:44 2023 No.53236039 LOOK AT NVIDIA SEMICONDUCTOR COMPANY

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:26:00 2023 No.53236042

>>53235915
Send him america losing vietnam propaganda pieces. Accuse him of stolen valor. Put his address on left wing mailing lists. Have business cards printed out that say he is a gay sex therapist with his name, number, and email address. Tack those business cards up to local business boards. Leave them in coffee shops etc.

Alternatively, put his car up for sale way below book value on Craigslist. Obviously put his number or email address on the post. You could even put your own burner email down and set up a few people to come look at it and then give them his phone number and tell them to cal when they get there. There’s tons of ways you can handle this

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:27:28 2023 No.53236063

>>53236007
this is not awful advice, and it 100% works
I'm telling you, you NEED to document everything, every interaction, write down the time and date, write down what they did, write down what they said
What you do not understand is that if this escalates and goes to HR, it is exactly as you said, it's your word against theirs, they deny that they did whatever
This is how you fail, this is how you lose, this is how they have deniability
When you document it, especially using different pen ink colors for the documentation, where it's clear that you didn't just sit down after the fact and document it all in one sitting, then it is NOT their words vs yours
The documentation will have great weight, and the overwhelming evidence that you have compiled will put HR / corporate on YOUR side, not theirs.
I am serious. I am not bullshitting here. Document it. It will protect you. It will also help you to get it to end, if it does continue.
Imagine that you're in HRs position, 2 people come in, you complain verbally that "Jerry" has been harassing you. Jerry said that he hasn't done anything. You pull out the journal, that has over 200 documented incidences in it.
HR is not going to look at it as you making shit up, I promise you. They will look at it as "Holy shit, even if 90% of these incidences are made up, if 10% are true, each one is a fireable and us getting sued offense!"
and then, if for whatever reason it doesn't work out in your favor, where they do get back at you, where you have workplace retaliation, you literally have all the documentation of the harassment you have endured for a lawsuit
Imagine that 2 years from now shit hits the fan and you're in court for wrongful termination or workplace retaliation - would you rather have 200 recorded incidences, or just your word vs theirs?
I'm telling you. If you're in a corporate environment, record everything, time and date it, it will protect you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:28:16 2023 No.53236069 i can't decide if i should keep holding against all the bear capmans. so far its been worth it but its still a very bouncy stock

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:29:21 2023 No.53236083 >>53236069 Shut the fuck up about the markets until next thread. We’re dealing with bullying issues itt

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:29:48 2023 No.53236089

>>53236007
>that was mostly a joke. the point was i don't think "just ask them nicely" will do anything.

But it will. You have to understand you are being an asshole because you wan to change these peoples personalities. I behave like them and I would tell someone str8 up I'm sorry my banter bothers you it is just who I am and how my brain works but now that I know it bothers you I will do my best to behave accordingly. Then all you need to do is when they say something rude or bothersome to you make body language gestures that convey that that was awkward and they will adjust their behavior for that setting. But just know the next time you meet them they will be back to their regular normal selves until you get triggered and convey your discomfort. Very rarely does someone want to be an asshole. You yourself are the prick as you attacked this anon giving you real advice.

>see? this is what i'm talking about. you're a piece of shit, anon.

Calm the fuck down anon. You are clearly a fucking chore to be around.

Actually it is clear now your first post was b8.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:30:54 2023 No.53236095 >>53236011 The free money is already deployed to cover up consumer credit and auto loan issues though

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:31:18 2023 No.53236099

Don’t listen to any of these psychos bullied guy. I used to work as a manager and would deal with harassment complaints with HR all the time. You have two options. One is to man the fuck up and just deal with the workplace banter, maybe find your own victim a newer employee and bully him so they bully him as well and you’re out of the line of fire.

Second way is the bitch way, to get evidence, real evidence not just writing incidents down in a journal. You need them to show their hand, to bully you through official workplace documents like in email, then save those emails to present to HR. Or if you are in a two party recording state and you are allowed to film at work according to employee handbook you can film or record your abuse and use that as evidence that’s real evidence not your fucking diary.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:31:31 2023 No.53236102

>>53236007
>>53236063
>see? this is what i'm talking about. you're a piece of shit, anon.
We are trying to help you.
Be 100% honest in the 1 on 1 conversation.
If you do not have this 1 on 1 conversation, you will never succeed as a man or in this trouble you're facing
When you go to HR, they're going to ask you, "Did you talk to so and so?"
if you do not have this 1 on 1 conversation, "Jerry" can say "No he never said anything to me, this is coming out of nowhere"
because you saying to them publicly in front of others "Can you please stop" is not the same thing as a 1 on 1 conversation where the topic is only about the bullying, and you explicitly asking them to stop
after you have this 1 on 1 conversation, there is no deniability in front of HR
HR asks them "Did anon ask you to stop?"
and then they would be lying to say "No"
if they say "No, he never talked to me 1 on 1 and told me to stop"
you literally pull out your notebook, and point to the interaction
>On January 15th I talked to Jerry for 15 minutes and asked him explicitly to stop, I told him X, I told him Y, I told him Z, he said A, B, and C
this completely destroys their credibility, and will have HR / corporate on your side
You really are not getting how powerful documenting everything is
If you take one thing from this conversation, if you're too much of a pussy to have the 1 on 1 conversation that is needed, document everything
But I'm telling you, just be a man, and talk to him 1 on 1, tell him explicitly how his actions are making you feel, and explicitly ask him to stop
Be honest. If it doesn't work, you did everything right, and are protecting yourself, so that HR will be on your side, not theirs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:31:52 2023 No.53236104 >tfw all in on AAL puts Well I’m gonna get double heemed today

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:31:53 2023 No.53236105 >>53236095 Not a chance in hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:31:57 2023 No.53236108 >>53236083 ooh now i see why its up. they are running a stock buyback program

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:35:02 2023 No.53236137
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Go to work soon. But hey its all good. I get to "relax" (aka I do nothing) and I get paid decently to do it. Had my annual performance evaluation yesterday. Was I stressed? Nope. The whole thing is a big joke. Rubber stamp deal. Start to finish it was only a 5 minute thing. (I got the highest score). I get two extra vacation days thanks to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:35:54 2023 No.53236145 File: 223 KB, 1115x1384, 6E020749-B6A9-4253-A65C-AA91A50BCD3F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236105

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:36:46 2023 No.53236148
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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:37:13 2023 No.53236152 I hope you all buyed COIN under 35 USD

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:37:41 2023 No.53236155

>>53236102
The documentation you are suggesting is useless it’s not real evidence it’s just hearsay based on what he writes down in a journal they can just deny everything. He needs real evidence in the form of video or audio recordings, or through email or written workplace correspondence.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:41:18 2023 No.53236167

>>53236155
It is hearsay but it actually isn't in most peoples nature to just outright lie anon. If he is dealing with true antisocial psychopaths then yeah they will lie and manipulate but most people won't. It will be tough for a normal person to lie about something so trivial as having had a simple conversation while the other party has real conviction that they had the conversation. Most people don't want to be known as liars and someone blatantly lying like that they will feel bad knowing they will be seen as a liar in the persons eyes even though they may not like the person. Unless they are true psychopaths.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:42:26 2023 No.53236176

>>53236155
It is not useless. Is it 100% legal proof that would hold up in a court of law? No.
but you need to remember that he is dealing with HR roasties
if it is just his word vs the bullies word, they won't know who to believe
if it's his word vs the bullies word, and his word is corroborated with painstaking notes documenting each incident going on for weeks and weeks, vs the bullies word, they are going to lean to his word, not the bullies
You are really not getting how strong psychologically it is for HR to see that much documentation - that is their bread and butter
Just imagine you're a dumb HR roastie, someone comes in, and plops the journal documenting 200 instances on your desk
Are you going to assume that they took the time to write down and make up 200 different instances, or are you going to go "holy shit, there's some serious shit going on"
I'm telling you, it will not be the former
and as I said, instead of just writing them down in his notebook, he can also email them to himself, so that each email is timed and dated, so that it would be impossible for him to have done it after the fact - he'll have an entire archive of emails documenting every incident with time and date
>yeah, well, you've been making up instances for over 2 months and emailing them to yourself everyday!
like really, who the fuck is going to do / say that lmao. 100% not an HR roasty. The bully might try to say that - but they will lose, HR will believe the documentation, as it will cover their ass
if they decided to not believe the documentation, they would open themselves up to huge lawsuits, and they know that - they are well versed in discrimination, bullying in the workplace, wrongful termination laws

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:43:26 2023 No.53236179 >>53236155 Documentation is good advice but I feel that OP is actually the ratfuck in this case.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:46:28 2023 No.53236201

>>53236167
>>53236176
You guys are just plain wrong, my experience says this, HR roasties are not as stupid as you think, they know how to protect the company that’s their job. Without real, tangible evidence they will just sweep everything under the rug and watch the victim just break down until they quit and the problem solves itself. That’s how they are trained. The burden of proof is on the victim, and they need real evidence (which shouldn’t be hard to obtain if he’s telling the truth) and not some schizo diary

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:46:36 2023 No.53236204 We’re gonna gap up like 3% today, aren’t we

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:49:30 2023 No.53236227 File: 68 KB, 1122x817, 1673445468363575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236204 Yes .

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:51:50 2023 No.53236240

>>53236201
The point is if he has months of documenting events only a true psychopath will outright deny the whole thing. Also what HR roasties really do is they ask others that also encounter these people if what he is saying is true. That gives his documentation plausibility if another employee tells HR that the person does sometimes behave rudely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:54:30 2023 No.53236256 File: 242 KB, 1052x591, 7ef48c7eac6e87bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I knind of want to make another /smg/-classroom OC but Im extremely lazy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:55:46 2023 No.53236269 >>53235950 I know it usually takes a shit around that time, so I gave it some wiggle room. I think we are fine for the day overall though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:55:49 2023 No.53236270 >>53236256 can you add natgas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:55:51 2023 No.53236271 >>53236201 This is true. The victim has to not only prove the evidence is true, but it has to be provable in a lawyer's eyes. That's the only point where a repercussion will come about.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:56:04 2023 No.53236276

>>53236240
And I am telling you that he doesn’t have months of documenting events, he has a bullshit schizo diary. I’ve said how to get real, tangible evidence that will force HR to react. What you are suggesting won’t work. Just film one bullying session on his hidden phone and that’s a million times more valuable than months of schizo journal entries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:56:28 2023 No.53236279 >>53236204 that or we gap down that much. it feels like people are just waiting for a signal that we're either going to keep going down or that we're recovering from 2022 losses

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:57:03 2023 No.53236284 >>53236276 he can't do that because it is illegal for him to do in his state as he said

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:57:25 2023 No.53236287 [DELETED]

>>53236201
>>53236271
he is being bullied in person, not over email. lmao.
they are grabbing him and touching him sexually
>just document it over email, anon!
just think about it like this
you are HR
someone comes in and says X is happening
they have a journal detailing each and every incident of X
OR
someone comes in and says X is happening
they don't know the dates, they don't know when it happened exactly, but it's happening! their word!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:58:13 2023 No.53236295 why all these text walls about some wagie in the stock market general?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:00:18 2023 No.53236308 File: 48 KB, 1284x770, 1673101794137121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236269 im really fucking scared its gonna dump with cpi or the gas report today

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:01:15 2023 No.53236317 File: 557 KB, 1668x832, DE895981-EC17-4ED3-B934-C1C8B0A854B8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can fix her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:01:19 2023 No.53236318 TSMC gave a weak guidance, so I wouldn't bet so much on semis...I'm expecting a nice dump after this retard rally and after we get the earning of nvidia >inb4 we see weakening in """GAMING""" crypto won't be there to save them this time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:01:28 2023 No.53236319 File: 597 KB, 1091x2000, 67679669769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236256 add this please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:01:47 2023 No.53236321 30 minutes until release boys, get ready

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:02:35 2023 No.53236329 how will bears cope knowing they sold the generational bottom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:02:36 2023 No.53236330 >>53236317 the absolute state of jpm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:02:57 2023 No.53236336 Listen just walk up to the biggest guy and pick a fight Youll probably get your ass kicked but he will respect you afterwards

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:03:12 2023 No.53236341 >>53236295 Were solving the bully problem itt. Next thread is for discussing stocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:03:23 2023 No.53236342 >>53236204 >BTC pumping >TSMC beat expectation >SOXL up 2% during premarket >Biden is gonna give a "YES WE BEAT INFLATION ECONOMY STRONK" speech Ya, I think we are gonna get a huge gigapump in 30mins

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:03:31 2023 No.53236343 File: 511 KB, 750x929, 1673506865828305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236321 umm sweety, market opens in 1 1/2 hours

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:03:56 2023 No.53236346 File: 49 KB, 960x960, 1673404141105923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures green WHAT DO THEY KNOW? only 30 mins until bobotranny is dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:03:59 2023 No.53236347 File: 9 KB, 630x196, Screenshot 2023-01-12 140240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How good is the inflation nowcast of the clevland FED?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:04:04 2023 No.53236349 >>53236308 It could on either. I'm not super confident either, so I keep an eye on it and my stoploss. >>53236321 Anticipatory bam ba lam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:04:32 2023 No.53236355 >>53236318 Weak guidance is bullish according to investors. It means more profits later after the downturn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:04:48 2023 No.53236358 File: 2.27 MB, 588x250, 3423434.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CPI report got leaked. We are going green.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:05:02 2023 No.53236360

>>53236287
He can tell them about it with no proof but it just puts him in a "he said/she said" situation, and HR will always choose the side that puts the company at less risk.

If he wants to go that route he should see a therapist to document how it's affecting his life, adding stress, at which point the therapist can point him to a doctor to get a slip saying it's affecting his overall health and mental-wellbeing. That's also a form of "proof"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:05:05 2023 No.53236361 >>53236330 1 minute DD per million dollar invested

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:05:37 2023 No.53236374 I left out some walnuts for the squirrel who likes to skitter around my roof but he hasnt eaten them yet, what am I doing wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:06:21 2023 No.53236388 File: 120 KB, 820x820, 1673081200749358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does energy dump with bad cpi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:06:56 2023 No.53236391 >>53236341 you can shorten that a lot. man up and aim for a better job

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:07:40 2023 No.53236401 >>53236358 That movie is so good. Also, the market is in the goldilocks zone right now imo. Pls dont fuck it up j-daddy

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:07:52 2023 No.53236402 >>53236374 Is there an open tunnel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:08:00 2023 No.53236403 CPI leaked to insiders

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:08:09 2023 No.53236404

>>53236360
Will documenting each incident help him, or hurt him?
Is it more likely to help him, or hurt him, to have a log of each incident, what exactly happened, time and dated?
I think you know the answer to this question, and you're being belligerent
If your argument is only "I don't believe it will do anything hurt or help to document it" then why not do it, as if it won't hurt, and only has the potential to help
pascal's wager

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:08:51 2023 No.53236407 Insider here, CPI is made up bullshit. We can make the numbers whatever we like

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:08:56 2023 No.53236408
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>>53233410
CPI doesn’t matter because we’re not going to be near 2% inflation or low wage growth any time soon.
All that matters is that the Fed is essentially putting trillions of dollars in an incinerator and companies will earn less. Stocks will go down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:09:21 2023 No.53236413 >>53236346 They know that cpi data is fake and gay

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:09:58 2023 No.53236422 >>53236404 LEFT PALM ZAPPER

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:10:01 2023 No.53236423 >>53236402 I dont live in a tunnel no

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:10:18 2023 No.53236428 >6.3 6.3 >6.3 6.3 >6.3 6.3 >6.3 6.3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:10:39 2023 No.53236430 >>53236408 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:10:41 2023 No.53236431 >>53236355 yeah but the PE should still be revised then. You can keep a PE forever high just based on "it'll be fin after downturn" For TSMC it's still kinda ok. but for AMD or Nvidia, that's def too high

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:10:58 2023 No.53236435 >>53236428 Lmao GTFO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:11:10 2023 No.53236438 >this pump So data definitely leaked right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:11:15 2023 No.53236441 File: 492 KB, 737x768, 1672644262961867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Natgas sisters, are we winning? I can't believe this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:11:23 2023 No.53236444 Pee pee I leaked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:11:24 2023 No.53236445 File: 255 KB, 800x450, 223ECDFD-25D4-4446-9F4B-BEF7999244CE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53233410 Rent free

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:11:29 2023 No.53236446 >>53236401 Ninth Gate is amazing and you’re the first person I’ve ever seen agree with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:11:36 2023 No.53236447 File: 92 KB, 900x350, jp morgan cpi forecast 12 January 2023_id_eaa5a955-07fc-424a-ad14-6d26f42be2e8_size900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Place your bet bros

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:11:48 2023 No.53236450 >>53236404 On the other hand, I heard that they just deleted the Exide Audit Tracker when I quit and no one among the auditing staff ever saw the PROLIFIC notes I logged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:12:08 2023 No.53236455 who gives a fuck about cpi just let the market pump you shitheads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:12:19 2023 No.53236457 >>53235011 our dinosaurs the original braphogs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:12:21 2023 No.53236458 >>53236441 its dumping again already, I think it will dump with cpi, but we really need it at 3.850 by eod to even have a chance is my opinion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:12:31 2023 No.53236460 >>53236321 Just 20 minutes remain until the crash begins. If you squint your eyes you can almost make out a large wave forming on the horizon now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:13:00 2023 No.53236463 >>53236455 >let the market pump We need a crash, retard

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:13:55 2023 No.53236469 +RTC+

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:14:10 2023 No.53236472 JP's nudes leaked by Goldman Sachs, he's gonna raise rates in relation. You heard it here first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:14:20 2023 No.53236473 >>53236346 They are duping in buyers for exit liquidity as they prepare to go short into CPI.

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:14:26 2023 No.53236474 left arm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:14:30 2023 No.53236477 File: 1.07 MB, 1440x1440, 1644459587705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures hopium

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:14:40 2023 No.53236480 >>53236458 Being a BOIL bagholder, the slight premarket increase has given me enough hopium for an entire week of dumping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:14:44 2023 No.53236483 File: 62 KB, 689x568, 1578672427930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53235418 >He claimed it was a leak from the fed it says fed funds futures right on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:14:49 2023 No.53236484 >>53236447 short, reddit, cramer, and puru are all bullish. I've never felt more confident in my life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:14:50 2023 No.53236485 >>53236463 i don't know who this we you talk about is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:15:08 2023 No.53236488 File: 376 KB, 750x940, 1673487311868999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:15:38 2023 No.53236494 File: 144 KB, 1080x1119, IMG_20211002_220850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pre futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:15:49 2023 No.53236496 Being slightly green ahead of CPI release makes me nervous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:15:55 2023 No.53236499 >>53236431 Oh I know. I was being tongue in cheek but I literally read an article saying that bad q1 outlook was bullish cause more profits later. I'm guessing someone in the media has bug ol semiconductor bags they are desperate to unload

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:15:56 2023 No.53236500 File: 60 KB, 888x894, 1648315883067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >$PM dividend received oh, im bad...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:17:04 2023 No.53236509 File: 356 KB, 739x680, 04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how high did indicies go during the last cpi reports?

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:17:06 2023 No.53236510 +RIGHT COIN WRIGGLER+ +RIGHT COIN WRIGGLER+lrad

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:17:37 2023 No.53236518 11:00 outer coin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:17:54 2023 No.53236521 >>53236496 > slightly green It's been pumping for 4 days straight. Less inflation also means less profits so I don't get it but jews gotta jew

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:18:14 2023 No.53236522 We like to have fun here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:18:14 2023 No.53236523 >>53236509 Doesn't matter, the pump crashed back down after a few hours.

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:18:17 2023 No.53236526 rtc+9:00 wriggle coin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:18:21 2023 No.53236529 >>53236404 It helps him in the exact way I mentioned HR -> Incentivized to protect the company, Therapist -> Incentivized to protect the client

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:18:32 2023 No.53236534 >>53236521 Alright that comment was unnecessary

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:18:32 2023 No.53236535 >>53236509 SPX +2.1% last one, +6% the one before that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:18:42 2023 No.53236540 >>53236521 DXY is also dropping It just broke 103

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:18:54 2023 No.53236543 >>53236321 Nah, I aleady rubbed one out today. Shit was so cash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:19:24 2023 No.53236553 File: 73 KB, 1080x1206, 1672923341388724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does someone know how natgas swung on cpi release last few times?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:19:33 2023 No.53236556 >>53236152 Shilling it since low 30s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:19:48 2023 No.53236558 File: 66 KB, 828x986, FmPKyvRXgAUoiCM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236317 That is Forbes, who also did this, lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:20:05 2023 No.53236562 File: 83 KB, 507x258, 11-1988ce682f2861721e96253e51707fec91844ccfd4b5e7abd93f9c33f0c2ed60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236535 ty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:20:35 2023 No.53236566 >>53236558 I would love to have sex with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:20:46 2023 No.53236572 File: 1.39 MB, 1092x816, Fearless-Girl-Statue-Guy-Humping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if they pumped it just to dump on /us/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:20:50 2023 No.53236573 >>53236521 Its literally just the pump before a potential dump. This literally has to happen. It is win win for them either way the wind blows if they first pump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:21:14 2023 No.53236578 >>53236540 This pump feels like a hebrew version of we did it Reddit. Yes, inflation is finally down to 6%! Time to pump! > yes I'm salty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:21:49 2023 No.53236581 >>53236572 what was the point of the girl statue again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:21:54 2023 No.53236584 File: 88 KB, 750x725, f18b3a9c72d4a13b29e0934fac….jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 8 MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:22:09 2023 No.53236588 >>53236558 are women just naturally more based and dark triad than men bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:22:15 2023 No.53236590 >>53236572 > if

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:22:43 2023 No.53236597 File: 76 KB, 750x1000, daddy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've already accepted my fate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:22:53 2023 No.53236599 File: 10 KB, 240x240, 1615190010361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Operating margin (ttm) -13,823.40% >Price/sales (ttm) 592.11 this is why you don't check the financials behind your pennystocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:23:12 2023 No.53236602 File: 550 KB, 640x685, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236007 grow a pair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:23:26 2023 No.53236606 >>53236572 Isn't it what happens most of the time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:24:28 2023 No.53236619 File: 242 KB, 910x587, 1610301447119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm short but added extra sell orders at SPX 4100 in case it jumps there for a second.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:24:59 2023 No.53236627 >>53236597 there is always selling feet pics

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:25:00 2023 No.53236628 >>53236317 What is there to fix redditfag? She is fine the way she is, in fact scamming people only makes her better and more like /us/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:25:14 2023 No.53236629 5 MINUTESSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:25:17 2023 No.53236632 File: 25 KB, 711x454, 1655662158131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236578 >we did it Reddit Biden is the one doing this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:25:37 2023 No.53236636 File: 104 KB, 481x424, 1665148724146230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im about to get heemed arent i

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:25:48 2023 No.53236639 File: 1.08 MB, 498x452, pepe-the-frog-driving.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:25:53 2023 No.53236640 File: 187 KB, 434x326, 1672528310-neetchan2023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > S&P500 already up 0.4% Bobos , your puts will be WORTHLESS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:26:16 2023 No.53236646 >>53236636 Everybody is about to get heemed then unheemed several times per minute.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:26:26 2023 No.53236650 [DELETED]

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>jews?
Blamed
>niggers?
Deserve to be exterminated
>HR departments?
Deserve workplace shootings

You should file a complaint with HR after documenting every interaction with these disgusting normies. Your office likely has cameras. Pretend to be autistic.

If they've called you retarded at any point, you have an ADA case and that will send them packing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:27:04 2023 No.53236660 File: 139 KB, 900x900, 1673221825266662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHOULD I CLOSE MY NATGAS BEFORE HAND HOW BAD IS NATGAS VOLATILITY ON CPI?

Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:27:12 2023 No.53236662
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I think the "how to trade CPI" news on ZeroHedge was a little too much over the past few days and it was probably supporting a misinfo campaign.
>>53236473
I'm feeling that way although this might now show up in the chart right away. The market is going way down in 2023 regardless of what CPI says today so "they" would be milking exit liquidity with whatever BS they can get people to believe, such as the CPI number (which has been getting faked since the "fake" 10.2% CPI was "leaked" in July.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:27:17 2023 No.53236663 >>53236640 >trusting the pre-print suckers pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:27:25 2023 No.53236666 File: 216 KB, 1024x682, 8B9DE171-E290-493F-B140-7D1AAF4205FC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3 MINUTES

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:27:44 2023 No.53236674
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>>53236632
Yeah pretty sure that means its going to be good or about even and he will whine about how great he is. Or hes going to beg us to buy his CMB bills going on auction today to cover expenses for the rest of the month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:28:24 2023 No.53236681 File: 3.35 MB, 166x263, 1670706319992284.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236666 Checked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:28:36 2023 No.53236685 >>53236553 I'm a bit nervous anon, its natgas that going up right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:28:38 2023 No.53236686 We are going to pump highly, buy calls now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:28:39 2023 No.53236687 Buddy check 10 year yield computer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:28:42 2023 No.53236688 >>53236619 gl rtard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:28:43 2023 No.53236689 File: 46 KB, 716x630, b31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236632 >ends your bear rally biden bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:10 2023 No.53236699 File: 952 KB, 789x516, CB50D239-E724-4A25-AC34-E7DEE8AC3869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:13 2023 No.53236700 >>53236681 mfw its 6.7 and my puts print

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:15 2023 No.53236702 >>53236688 thanks I'll unironically need it lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:21 2023 No.53236705 1 minute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:35 2023 No.53236706 AAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:37 2023 No.53236708 Goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:42 2023 No.53236710 >>53236705 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:52 2023 No.53236712 File: 144 KB, 680x458, 1673447400528362.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:29:56 2023 No.53236714 File: 436 KB, 840x859, 1671044473624467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:30:09 2023 No.53236719 File: 792 KB, 2180x3507, 1672471200617815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I leaked shid instead of piss. Adjust accordingly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:30:17 2023 No.53236721 File: 15 KB, 166x205, 1607110332521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:30:28 2023 No.53236722 File: 6 KB, 200x200, 1611057710916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:30:32 2023 No.53236725 WTFWT seriously

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:30:37 2023 No.53236727 File: 34 KB, 476x468, luffy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:30:41 2023 No.53236728 9:00 wriggle coin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:30:48 2023 No.53236729 lol what

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:30:58 2023 No.53236732 we won, bobros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:03 2023 No.53236733 Core CPI (YoY) (Dec) 5.7% 5.7% 6.0% Core CPI (MoM) (Dec) 0.3% 0.3% 0.2% CPI (YoY) (Dec) 6.5% 6.5% 7.1% CPI (MoM) (Dec) -0.1% 0.0% 0.1%

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:05 2023 No.53236735 File: 422 KB, 640x792, 1655863450670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, I guess it's over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:06 2023 No.53236736 File: 49 KB, 934x922, 1648215047542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:09 2023 No.53236737 File: 1.75 MB, 1425x1425, 1661966273566878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:16 2023 No.53236739 File: 9 KB, 250x249, 1652103448343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 60 points down

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:20 2023 No.53236740 File: 7 KB, 248x203, 1611951495118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:22 2023 No.53236741 File: 206 KB, 736x743, 1656077549704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we're pumping to 3% today i already fucking know

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:26 2023 No.53236744 File: 160 KB, 480x351, 1673297249896228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S OVER RUN FOR THE HILLS AND SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:28 2023 No.53236745 Im laughin I shouldnt be but im laughin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:30 2023 No.53236746 I'm so fucking tired of algorithmic trading that reacts literally instantly. It's so fucking unrealistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:38 2023 No.53236750 File: 205 KB, 967x954, E175DC81-0A43-4CD3-8387-1221A54704C5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:40 2023 No.53236752 >6.5 I told you it was priced in, no +2% pump for you, you already had it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:45 2023 No.53236754 WHAT THE FUCK MY CALLS ARE FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:47 2023 No.53236755 >>53236739 69 points for Peter Griffin's door.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:31:53 2023 No.53236757 File: 94 KB, 670x641, 1673447457879080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:02 2023 No.53236760 File: 706 KB, 801x724, 1642086971145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:18 2023 No.53236764 File: 218 KB, 1242x1237, 1633708078679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened that's causing the AAAAAA posting

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:32:19 2023 No.53236765 rtc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:24 2023 No.53236768 it's literally nothing, bobocucks need to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:25 2023 No.53236769 Say goodbye to your calls... and your puts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:29 2023 No.53236771 okay but like where is it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:34 2023 No.53236773 the jews did this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:43 2023 No.53236775 lel all this hype and it’s a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:47 2023 No.53236776 >>53236746 Are you the joe market setpoint biden poster?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:50 2023 No.53236778 inflation data itself seems to be ok. Am I missing one that is especially bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:32:55 2023 No.53236781 its going to be green by open

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:05 2023 No.53236784 File: 48 KB, 226x223, 1611941360789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All you retarded Mumus should have listened to me, Anon. >>53236764 >t. legitimate retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:07 2023 No.53236786 >>53236581 to be a dicksucking slut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:10 2023 No.53236787 >>53236764 CPI came in and just like last time its bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:15 2023 No.53236789 US Dec Consumer Prices -0.1%; Consensus -0.1% US Dec CPI Ex-Food & Energy +0.3%; Consensus +0.3% US Dec Consumer Prices Increase 6.5% From Year Earlier; Core CPI Up 5.7% Over Year US Dec CPI Energy Prices -4.5%; Food Prices +0.3%

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:18 2023 No.53236790 File: 83 KB, 1000x1000, 1517051992214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not even a half a percent move, option holders heemed, it was inevitable

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:21 2023 No.53236791 File: 25 KB, 586x417, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236764

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:25 2023 No.53236793 >tfw sold my calls at close yesterday that power hour pump was so obvious

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:35 2023 No.53236798 >>53236764 CPI release. Literally as soon as it came out the market took a shit, faster than any real mind could read and interpret it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:35 2023 No.53236797 File: 63 KB, 896x600, 1627426933711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236768 This. Overreaction. Markets will close green.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:39 2023 No.53236800 nobody cares about cpi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:33:48 2023 No.53236803 File: 238 KB, 460x345, Euthanize the cow do it now.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh, stinky, the only way is down now.

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:33:57 2023 No.53236806 What is my SHIB going to do? My 100x must decouple at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:05 2023 No.53236809 futes pumping

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:10 2023 No.53236810 >>53236778 Its the core it wont stop rising

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:14 2023 No.53236812 File: 381 KB, 600x655, 1657046458309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236778 algos go schizo mode on major data, the rest of the day will be neon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:15 2023 No.53236813 >>53236778 Core cpi {sticky) up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:37 2023 No.53236819 So a neutral day today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:42 2023 No.53236824 >its already green lmao nice 5 minutes of glory retarded bobos

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:46 2023 No.53236826 >>53236809 Oh shit why the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:49 2023 No.53236827 File: 446 KB, 917x1052, 1616007563183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, never mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:34:53 2023 No.53236828 File: 215 KB, 720x720, 1633388955116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >LE MAGIC NUMBER IS BRO LIKE.. JUST AS EXPECTED >I BETTER DUMP IT ALL AND SHORT 100X why are bear cucks like this, it's already recovered lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:35:05 2023 No.53236832 File: 226 KB, 447x438, 1673450822783873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHHAHAHAHA NOTHING HAPPENED.... BOBOS GOT BTFO AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:35:12 2023 No.53236833 I don't usually buy in premarket but if you didn't buy that obvious scam wick the moment you saw -0.1 for a quick flip you have terminal fucking brain damage

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Jan 12 13:35:13 2023 No.53236834 >>53236733 -.1%, fuck sell everything! Cash is going up in value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:35:23 2023 No.53236836 A couple of algos sperged out but then we recoooovered when real human minds interpreted the data we crab until Biden at 10 am

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:35:53 2023 No.53236844 File: 143 KB, 757x696, CCDAD5F2-E61F-4CE3-B7E0-C3EB4FBBCB15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ICP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:35:58 2023 No.53236847 File: 659 KB, 1093x821, Euthanize a bull.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236832 >AHAHAHHAHAHAHA NOTHING HAPPENED Are you aware this is not bullish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:08 2023 No.53236851 File: 75 KB, 571x702, 1672943925883057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Algos are more schizo than you assholes desu senpai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:10 2023 No.53236852 >Services minus rent went up Is this bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:24 2023 No.53236858 File: 979 KB, 640x640, 1666583344777106.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sold my shorts for a very minor profit because it stopped going down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:24 2023 No.53236857 >-0.1 holy fuck we in disinflation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:28 2023 No.53236862 In the end DXY is the real loser (again).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:31 2023 No.53236863 today feels set up for a nice stable day of trading with no jewish activities whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:32 2023 No.53236865 holy fuck we're pumping now kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:39 2023 No.53236868 File: 327 KB, 1469x2044, 20220803_093839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spy (ticker SPY) 400 eow believe it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:36:42 2023 No.53236869 >>53236851 I can fix her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:37:18 2023 No.53236880 >>53236847 Cope bitch, you are about to get heemed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:37:30 2023 No.53236885 >>53236863 just make usre you sell before the long weekend desu or at least close your leveraged longs. I bught SOL at exactly 8:31AM EST and will probably eat a daytrade to sell today

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:37:39 2023 No.53236889 File: 270 KB, 435x389, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] new highs for gold

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:38:00 2023 No.53236893 >>53236885 SOXL* not SOL that's just a scam coin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:38:22 2023 No.53236899 File: 138 KB, 633x950, 1656447626543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53236869 Good dick usually can. Are you a bad enough dude to fuck away crazy?

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:39:31 2023 No.53236920

>>53236899
i fucked a nympho with some real mental issues for a while and she was in and out of wards. Sex was pretty good and I had on demand pussy like I was a chad

In retrospect I regret being low T enough that I didn't abuse that and really use her like the practice girl she was but I have problems going down on a girl who has had miles of cock kek repulses me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:39:38 2023 No.53236926 File: 57 KB, 765x772, jpow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's got out back bros. We pump

>>	Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:39:38 2023 No.53236925 >>53236819 If it's neutral today, then that "how to trade CPI" stuff that was getting spammed for the past few days would have been honest and that seems unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:39:53 2023 No.53236930 i saw the bear attempt but it did indeed get corrected quickly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:39:56 2023 No.53236931 kek my spxs I bought at 3:59 yesterday is already green. I’m so good at this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:40:11 2023 No.53236935 gold is mooning

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:40:15 2023 No.53236940 File: 296 KB, 1448x2048, IMG_20211009_220310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw you were too slow to slurp the fake and gay algo dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:41:01 2023 No.53236952 >DXY down >10yr down >markets down really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:41:12 2023 No.53236954 File: 677 KB, 657x1024, 1663792754341941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:41:35 2023 No.53236962 SPY crosses 400 today and puts the final nail in Bobo's coffin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:42:01 2023 No.53236968 File: 20 KB, 500x239, D75B2024-2F0A-4DB0-B403-DD1C4908FA41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You mumus think we go higher from here while inflation is 6.5%?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:42:03 2023 No.53236970 >>53236952 When they said everything bubble, they truly did mean everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:42:21 2023 No.53236973 migrate >>53234934 >>53234934 >>53234934

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:42:30 2023 No.53236976 I don't even remember what the expectations were for cpi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:42:33 2023 No.53236978 >>53236968 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:43:10 2023 No.53236981 The algos don’t know what to do now, maybe just crab for a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:43:15 2023 No.53236983 >>53236137 You earned those vacation days KO-lord

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:43:23 2023 No.53236987 File: 92 KB, 680x539, 14D31A1D-2123-4011-B8F4-673155C26000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We did it metal bugs

Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:43:40 2023 No.53236999
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I think it is suggestive of upcoming surprises that the "flawless" indicator had a big miss.

Flawless Indicator Signals Big CPI Miss Tomorrow
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/flawless-indicator-signals-big-miss-tomorrows-cpi-print

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:43:51 2023 No.53237003 [DELETED]

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>bot war over data again

Just like last time we'll pump 20 points on the spy.
Also, jannie, do me a favor (and this thread as a whole) and blow your brains out. You have no power in your cage job so you seethe here.
Your performance at /smg/ capital is very low and we may need to have an "adjustment meeting" to see where you really fit here.

Jealous Thu Jan 12 13:48:15 2023 No.53237073
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>>53236968
The fact that I drew that trendline the other day does suggest that someone is going to spend the money required to break it. It could go either way today but my feeling is down (as is my feeling every day.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:48:21 2023 No.53237075 >>53236940 use triggers then

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:54:11 2023 No.53237159

Anyone else here find investing a little bit too enjoyable? I enjoy it three times more than poker, honestly. I can dig up stocks from the bargain bin more or less endlessly and love following the ups and downs of the market and trying to predict it. Idk if it's healthy when you start seeing your life savings as a fun game

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:59:34 2023 No.53237255 >>53237159 just make a side account for fun trading

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 14:22:41 2023 No.53237608 >>53235740 Sames….. hoping for a disgustingly bearish March-April and ill makeup everything i lost so far

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 14:27:45 2023 No.53237689 >>53236646 Pre Market looking like its itching to pop off, up then down. Pls doomp it Mr.Pow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 14:32:37 2023 No.53237785 File: 1.45 MB, 1206x2048, A4994F41-C9B5-4CCD-93C4-606C875C5B7B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 14:41:00 2023 No.53237951 huh i come back from outside and the value in the profit counter has doubled

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 14:42:01 2023 No.53237968 >>53237255 Good idea

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