/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53319856]

!!! EIGHT DOLLAR WAITING ROOM !!!

[Anonymous No.53319890]

>>53319856
$8...

Sergey... I don't think you need this many HR staff, please... please...

[Anonymous No.53319903]

>>53319890
I cant fucking believe I volunteered to be on the Chainlink Lab's payroll, I deserve everything that happened to me. I'm a fucking fool, I am fucking retarded. /biz/ was actually right for once, fuck me.

[Anonymous No.53319909]

>>53319903
to pay for the Chainlink Lab's payroll, i fucking wish I was on their payroll. but what am I? just a leech, just another leech who expects to get something out of nothing. this is my fault.

[Anonymous No.53319941]

>>53319856

[Anonymous No.53319949]

>>53319856
Ooh haven't checked Link price since yesterday.
This is great news. Onwards and upward, chaps. CCIP anytime soon...

[Thyme No.53319954]

Seethe.

t. 80k Link OG, 21k Link Staked Forever

[Anonymous No.53319962]

former coomer here from Amsterdam redeeming myself frens fudding link gave me rush

[Anonymous No.53320115]

I make 75 LINK a year.
When can I quit my job?

[Anonymous No.53320118]

>>53319856
Sergey had always been proud of his career and had poured his heart and soul into his work. But his personal life was in turmoil. He was in a serious cuckold relationship with a pretty female working at Chainlink Labs. She was the one calling the shots in their relationship, and he had to put up with her constant infidelity and the different bulls she fucked every week. He was aware of her desire to be with other men and allowed her to have sex with whoever she wanted, knowing that he couldn't change her.

Despite this, Sergey couldn't bring himself to leave her. He was deeply in love with her and couldn't imagine his life without her. He tried to focus on his work, but the constant emotional turmoil was taking a toll on him. One day, while at work, he met one of the new employees, he seemed like a young fit bull that his gf could have used. They quickly hit it off and soon found themselves working together on a project. They spent long hours in the office, discussing code and brainstorming ideas. As the days passed, Sergey found himself becoming increasingly attracted to this new employee. He tried to push the feelings aside, knowing that he was in a committed relationship and that it would be wrong to act on them.

But one night, after a particularly trying day, he found himself in a vulnerable state and ended up sleeping with the employee. He knew it was a mistake, but the attraction was too strong to resist. To his surprise, a few weeks later, Sergey took a pregnancy test that resulted positive. He was shocked and unsure of what to do. He knew that he couldn't leave his current partner and that he couldn't raise a child while in a cuckold relationship.He made the difficult decision to end his relationship and focused on building a new life with his employee and the child. It was a difficult and trying process, but he knew that it was the correct thing to do.

[Anonymous No.53320130]

>Link pumping
BTC dump in 3... 2...

[Anonymous No.53320180]

>>53320130
LINK is up against BTC and ETH, huge dump soon.

[Anonymous No.53321992]

>>53320118
Yeah it seems a pretty cool story but I'm not reading that

[Anonymous No.53322045]

>cant even hit $7

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.53322074]

Fibonaci retracement and a bullish pendant. If Link breaks 7.03 it's hands off until 18. Don't say you weren't warned

[Anonymous No.53322143]

Literally going to 5 figures This Year.

[Anonymous No.53322211]

>>53319856
>+4.20%

[Anonymous No.53323119]

>>53322045
>can't even touch his penis without becoming suicidal

Pathetic.