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SUCK COCK AS A SECOND JOB

>> No.53425904

If I already suck cock for free, what's a good way of asking for money for it from now on?

>> No.53425924

>>53425904
Freemium is always a good business model, offer to keep sucking cock for free but charge for extras like swallowing, sucking the balls, rimming, etc

>> No.53425939

Gays will fuck anything (go on Grindr and post your face if you don’t believe me) but do they really pay that much for a blow? Seems like they can get plenty free.

>> No.53425955

>>53425825
...second?

>> No.53426069

>>53425924
This.
Post flyers all over town with an advertisement for "WANT A BLOWJOB? Call XXX-XXX-XXX for a FREE DEMO."

Give free 10 second demo blowjobs, then stop and ask if they want to pay for more.

10 seconds is free.
1 minute is $10.
2 minutes is $20.
30 minutes is $50.
1 hour is $100.

Make sure you're clear that once they bust, their remaining minutes instantly expire.

Don't forget to include upsells.

$50 extra for not using your hands on their dick (you can only use your mouth).
$75 extra for fingering their asshole.
$100 extra for letting them bust in your mouth.
$250 extra for doing all upsells, which gives the illusion they can save money.

Lastly, once blowjob is done, make sure to hand out coupons that offer 20% discounts on your upsells ONLY...which at the very least forces them to come back and pay you full price for blowjob minutes.

Godspeed anon.

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53426415

>Save money pepe's by sharing picture of pope's instead

>> No.53427223

>>53425825
Kek. Thanks Dave!

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53428867

>>53425825
Did you play for Ramsey pro tip extreme get ahead pack? Quit leaking it I paid 200k to unlock that bracket!

>> No.53428876

>>53428867
>people believe the right half of your picture
i want to die

>> No.53428877

>>53425825
AND EAT ASS AS THE THIRD. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ENROLL IN OUR FINANCIAL PEACE UNIVERSITY. WHERE YOU WILL LEARN THE FUNDAMENTALS OF INVESTING AND YOU WILL INVEST IN MUTUAL FUNDS. NO CREDIT CARD DEBT WHATSOEVER.

>> No.53428934

>>53425825
I wish I got paid to do that

>> No.53428959
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53428959

>>53426069
This is the best, most hilarious post I've ever seen on 4chan. My fucking sides are annihilated. Thank God I'm fucking high for this. Just smoked a ton of weed

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>>53428959
kek. Guess it's time for me to blaze up to get this day going

>> No.53428987

>>53425825
He keeps saying some of the richest people hes interviewed are teachers. Wtf is that even true? I'm pretty sure hes said grade school too, not even college.

>> No.53428991
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53428991

I'm working out to become ripped 6 pack Chad. I also want to make it. I also want pussy.

I was thinking of shooting tit-sucking + creampie B/G content with big titty OF whores then accepting a 25% cut of the profits for each video I shoot with an OF girl. Then re-invest those profits into degen 300+% APY crypto yield farms, compound the crypto rewards daily, and watch my porfolio grow and grow and grow through the magic of compound interest.