/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53459602]

we like to do a lil slurping round here

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>53458228

[Anonymous No.53459618]

please sell

[Anonymous No.53459623]

red day for SKYT.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459624]

look at xlf and xle go
energy was a scam
financials were still waiting
financials are what drive the shit and poop 500
if they go red so does it

[Anonymous No.53459627]

i am fucking slurping i'll tell you what

[Anonymous No.53459632]

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53459634]

intel recovering fast. knew i should have bought that

[Anonymous No.53459639]

I bought SOXS at 48 in November. Bought some more this week and reduced average to 37. It just keeps going down. What should I expect next week?

[Anonymous No.53459643]

>>53459618
Kek, that bobo faggot has been wrong about everything. Him and Burry are the 2 gayest permabears.

[Anonymous No.53459644]

>>53459602
I have 2k, no job and a dream

[Anonymous No.53459648]

>this enrages the mumu

[Anonymous No.53459650]

Is masterworks a scam, how come they’re being fucking pushed everywhere?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.53459653]

BABA will be even more red next week. Feeling confident here I should go do something productive.

[Anonymous No.53459656]

>>53459602
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459660]

>>53459634
after microshit you should know better than to trust any tech selloff now that retail is fomoing into the market again

[Anonymous No.53459661]

3M Bros WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53459662]

>>53459648
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.53459665]

>>53459644
>I have 2k, no job and a dream
A dream to be poor? Wtf is $2,000 going to do? A 10x is ONLY $20,000, kid.
>>53459650
Of course it's a scam. Have you looked into it?

[Anonymous No.53459668]

>>53459639
I had a dream SOXS went to $90. Another anon had a dream SOXS mooned too.

The universe priced it in.

[Anonymous No.53459669]

>>53459648
The pivot was already confirmed by the way, after the next two 25 BP hikes they said they are pausing for a long time. A pause is absolutely a pivot and only completely delusional schizoid bobos would attempt to deny this.

[Anonymous No.53459670]

>>53459639
25 bepis and a giga pump. after that, not even bobos will know what the catalyst for the next dump will be.

[Anonymous No.53459676]

Can you imagine a person running around trading floor on Wall St. and telling random people to sell while showing them cherry-picked doomer charts?
Some bears are special people truly

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459681]

>>53459665
all he has to do is 10x once on the way down and 10x again on the way up its easy :^)

[Anonymous No.53459682]

>>53459643
I hate to break it to you but the more bullish the market the more the fed is going to hike rates. That or inflation will come roaring back and then they will hike rates anyways.

[Anonymous No.53459686]

>>53459643
>Burry
The silly fag deleted his tweets again kek

[Anonymous No.53459693]

Cock

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459697]

>>53459682
yeah people dont realize the economy showing a lot of strong looks is just more leeway for the fed to go half a percent next week
todays report showing inflation is not stopping is not good news lol

[Anonymous No.53459699]

Just bought $22k of SQQQ at $39.60/share
I have another $10k of dry powder to slurp and $66k invested in BIL waiting for that juicy dividend
bobs stay strong

[Anonymous No.53459700]

Uranium stocks are pumping again that can mean only one thing. The speculative exuberance is back be prepared for a massive dump

[Anonymous No.53459701]

>>53459665
>Wtf is $2,000 going to do? A 10x is ONLY $20,000, kid.
two 10x in a row is 200k tho. keep throwing shade smoothbrain so my victory is even sweeter when I get to dab on poorfags like you

[Anonymous No.53459704]

steel bags could be pretty heavy

[Anonymous No.53459703]

>>53459697
Last month was the lowest CPE increase since October of 2021

[Anonymous No.53459709]

>the market is finna crash because i've been obsessively watching doomer jewtube vidoes

grow up bobo it's getting sad

[Anonymous No.53459713]

>>53459676
I'm pretty sure they would look normal back in the 80's.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLySXTIBS3c

[Anonymous No.53459717]

>>53459682
Inflation is already over, Powell will be forced to cut in the next 6 months or face severe deflation. Powell unironically achieved his soft landing and you and EVERY normie is bearish sitting on the sidelines. You'll FOMO in when the S&P hits 5000 by March.

[Anonymous No.53459723]

what to buy?

[Anonymous No.53459726]

>>53459669
>The pivot was already confirmed by the way, after the next two 25 BP hikes they said they are pausing for a long time. A pause is absolutely a pivot
If the markets agree with you, inflation will quickly rise back up to apocalyptic levels. This will force more hiking (again) but the central banks will be too late (again) and everything will be 10x more fucked than it already is.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459733]

>>53459703
and look at how the market responded to it
anyone can see this this entire move is just the plunge protection pump into the bigger dump

[Anonymous No.53459738]

is there a calculator to calculate how much $ my cash earns in a day?

[Anonymous No.53459739]

Pending Home Sales 2.5%, Exp. -1.0%, Last -2.6%

[Anonymous No.53459741]

futures just slammed into the .786

[Anonymous No.53459743]

>>53459656
Everyone is out for each other,that's how life is.I don't think any system will change that fact

[Anonymous No.53459745]

>>53459699
post position

[Anonymous No.53459749]

>>53459738
Inflation is about 7-8% daily so just subtract that from your checking account

[Anonymous No.53459754]

>>53459701
Look, if you can do it; congratulations. I just know you have a 99% chance of NOT doing it, so whatever. I'll be riding waves and DCAing.
GL gambling your brokie change away.
>>53459738
You can do the math yourself, anon..

[Anonymous No.53459760]

>>53459717
This. Probably the best fed chair in history but will get no nobel prize and no appreciation, just hate from midwits

[Anonymous No.53459762]

>>53459726
>The inflation caused by covid supply side issues will suddenly return
No, it won't. You're probably one of those schizos who thinks QE "money printing" causes inflation and unironically believes in Austrian economics though.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459769]

>>53459701
i hope you do it bro
vix being where it is certainly shows a bit of opportunity on the horizon

[Anonymous No.53459773]

y'all cowards don't even trade

[Anonymous No.53459772]

BZFD $5 today

[Anonymous No.53459775]

>you guys need to believe me
>the bulls are enraged and we are gonna crash
>guys
>guys plz

[Anonymous No.53459777]

>>53459703
services inflation was 0.7% MoM - the Fed cares more about services inflation and core than anything else. the headline number was due to goods, which is bearish - that there has been a collapse in demand for goods as well as rising inventories (driving down prices for goods)
services inflation 0.7% MoM is 8.7% annualized
services is more sticky and is what the Fed fears

[Anonymous No.53459778]

>>53459749
thought it was monthly

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459781]

xlf just went red watch out
fake dumb money fag rally may be ending

[Anonymous No.53459783]

So is convexity in bonds kind of like contango in the VIX, where the longer out on the duration you go the more muted moves are in the price since extreme moves in volatility aren’t likely to stay that way until maturity?

[Anonymous No.53459788]

>>53459738
Find out how much you earn per year and then divide it by 365. For example: $10,000 with a 3% yield gives you $300 per year. $300 divided by 365 is $0.82. So you'd get 82 cents a day.

[Anonymous No.53459789]

That was the absolute top, next stop SPY 320-200.

[Anonymous No.53459791]

>>53459773

>bought the top after literally the 6th SPY green day in a row, and on track to be the 4th consecutive green friday in a row

you really cant make this shit up

[Anonymous No.53459797]

>>53459788
ah, so it's the same as a loan then. calculating the daily periodic rate.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459803]

>>53459789
next stop... the fed
remember mumu....
the market falls about 6 times faster than it rises

[Anonymous No.53459804]

BABA is a leading indicator of the market.

[Anonymous No.53459805]

>>53459745

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459821]

ima a be real if you dont think the markets going to 0 today youre retarded fr no cap

[Anonymous No.53459824]

Bitch I'm him

[Anonymous No.53459826]

>>53459762
>supply side issues
Is the money supply doing a +200% in a matter of months a supply side issue?

[Anonymous No.53459834]

when the market falls, BABA will fall even faster harder stronger better

[Anonymous No.53459837]

I just realized we need to fill a gap at 420 SPY

[Anonymous No.53459838]

>>53459775
Bulls already starting to cope after the first massive red candle hits

[Anonymous No.53459840]

>>53459773
Not disclosing my comfy RIO position. Sorry bro.

[Anonymous No.53459843]

>>53459805
thats more than I earn in a year, I would shit myelf every minute if had a position this big.

[Anonymous No.53459844]

>>53459826
Printing money isn't what you think it is, those bank reserves don't cause inflation. Schizo Austrian economists are not to be taken seriously as they are wrong about everything.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459845]

god todays xle chart is beautiful
what a scam
all that dumb money trapped

[Anonymous No.53459857]

BABA has a higher p/e than TESLA. BABA to 90

[Anonymous No.53459859]

>>53459843
I had a mental breakdown this morning because my employer rated me Very Strong and not Exceptional, which means I'll probably only get a ~$90k USD bonus this year when I was expecting $120k.
Your post helped me put things in perspective, thanks
Base salary is $200k btw

[Anonymous No.53459860]

>it's just gonna crash ok

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459865]

>>53459857
baba is a bunch of chinks from china
baba to 0

[Anonymous No.53459866]

85 P/E dogshit NVDA still up +1%

there better be zero bitching and moaning when this pig sees its -20% down day. For now, eat up piggy piggy. +40% in a month isn't good enough for you, huh

[Anonymous No.53459867]

Bobos cocky today
This is how I know we will be green by EOD

[Anonymous No.53459871]

>>53459843
also I'm going to go take a nap, I don't give a fuck. I'm holding SQQQ into FOMC

[Anonymous No.53459879]

>>53459859
FAGMAN?

[Anonymous No.53459882]

Can you short eggs? I didnt know eating eggs gave you blood clots.

[Anonymous No.53459883]

>>53459682
yes we all know rates are decided based on the cost of SPY

[Anonymous No.53459884]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459887]

financials at new lows for the day
this could get ugly
the quintessential friday selloff might be underway

[Anonymous No.53459891]

>>53459860
one of these days i will remember that a daytime crazy pump will always be reversed before close. if something suddenly peaks 10% it never stays there for long

[Anonymous No.53459894]

There she goes

[Anonymous No.53459895]

>>53459882

[Anonymous No.53459898]

>>53459879
banking. still as gay

[Anonymous No.53459904]

>>53459866
Yeah but when does it happen? I wanted to sell at 180 but got greedy and feel like being even more greedy.

[Anonymous No.53459906]

>SQQQ going back up
not fair
I wanted 30-35

[Anonymous No.53459910]

>>53459887
god i cant wait for all this shit to hit a fair p/e of 10

[Anonymous No.53459911]

die RIO die
HAHAH

[Anonymous No.53459915]

Who bought S&P at 4080,confess

[Anonymous No.53459916]

>>53459686
He's worse than a woman sometimes I swear

[Anonymous No.53459917]

BBBY unironically one of the boldest plays right now

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459924]

aw yea slurp that heckin dipperino for some chonky gains bros

[Anonymous No.53459927]

>>53459639
>doubling down on a leveraged short etf
nigger what the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.53459932]

>>53459911
i will start buying again at $31.55 to not raise my average too much

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459940]

>>53459639
you do know soxs isnt a product thats supposed to be held long term right
its like options lite

[Anonymous No.53459948]

>>53459924
>namefags

[Anonymous No.53459947]

>>53459904

it literally just follows TSLA, guess buyers are the same reddit faggots. I'd bet it happens before ER, since once this pig starts going down everybody is going to pick up puts for it and it'll all be priced in and end up an ivol crush scenario

[Anonymous No.53459951]

>>53459882
I hate propaganda
I hate propaganda
I hate propaganda

[Anonymous No.53459953]

Bobos euphoric after one dumpy morning
This is getting sad, unironically

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53459960]

>>53459882
i cant even pronounce whatever diaper head name that is
into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.53459966]

>>53459882
blood clots and vascular diseases have been rising since we've started using sneed oil in our diets.

>but muh cholesterol
cholesterol is the new bogieman now, before it was fucking lard and butter (even though we've been eating it for thousands of years without 80% of humanity dying from heart attacks), then they came up with gluten etc. and red meat being shit.
they are so desperately trying to cover up that seed oil are the shit thats killing you

buy the butter dip

[Anonymous No.53459967]

Salad for lunch

[Anonymous No.53459974]

if egg so bad then why chicken okay?

[Anonymous No.53459975]

> SPY 6 green bar in a row
Next week monday will be a wild week what would /smg/ play next week?

[Anonymous No.53459977]

>>53459953
Not even that dumpy. NASDAQ and Russell are both green.
Just crab shenanigans.

[>continue crab No.53459980]

>>53459953
>crab day
bulls euphoric
>continue crab
bobo smug posting
>continue crab
>continue crab
>continue crab
all fields

[Anonymous No.53459986]

>>53459975
I was hoping to close my longs today and re-enter on any FOMC dump.

[Anonymous No.53459997]

>It's another EKG spike to zero into sideways movement day
I guess the humble options merchant wins again. Sorry movementoids!

[Anonymous No.53459999]

>>53459966
I recently discovered butter is pretty much fine even if i'm lactose intolerant, so I'm not going back to garbage oils ever

[Anonymous No.53460000]

>>53459895
Based, more eggs for me

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460008]

>>53459980
i just want mumu to get scared and sell his teslas and microsofts

[Anonymous No.53460009]

>>53459940
Don't SOXS and SQQQ reset their positions every day?

[Anonymous No.53460012]

I missed out on the INTC bottom. It'll dump some more at lunch, right?

[>continue crab No.53460018]

>>53459997

[Anonymous No.53460026]

>>53460018
based

[Anonymous No.53460028]

AQB AQB AQB!

[Anonymous No.53460033]

>>53459703
Wow whoa goddamn that’s like 20 whole months ago
Better fire up the printer

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460041]

>>53460009
right but they only pay on favorable action and you otherwise lose money on no action or if youre retarded enough to be in when its going against you
you only play on short timeframes for the action
its not something you hold lol only swing trade

[Anonymous No.53460046]

>>53459999
checked and based

[Anonymous No.53460047]

>>53459884
WTFWTF

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460052]

OH NO FINANCIALS SELLING OFF AGAIN ABANDON YOUR CALLS IDIOTS
unless you have calls for straddles or whatever obviously

[Anonymous No.53460061]

better get into BZFD

[Anonymous No.53460068]

>>53460061
oh we've BEEN in

[Anonymous No.53460071]

>>53460061
>buying after the 200% move
kekd

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460076]

>>53460061
get into bzfd to get btfo

[Anonymous No.53460077]

>>53460041
That's what I mean, holding them > 1 day doesn't make sense. Unless you're going all in.

[Anonymous No.53460081]

just sold all my OIS
hogwarts legacy deluxe, metro exodus or days gone

[Anonymous No.53460084]

this dump is fake as fuck we will close over 408

[Anonymous No.53460091]

>>53460068
>>53460071
>>53460076
100 shares at 2.9

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460094]

>>53460084
xle disagrees
xlf is just being stubborn what remember what the sachsman himself said

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460110]

>>53460091
you couldve bought the thread some pizzas instead you wasted it chasing some penny dump truck trash 2 days into the squizzazle

[Anonymous No.53460115]

>>53460091
there's a ton of other small caps you could be buying that are about to rally

[Anonymous No.53460122]

>>53460115
shill them then

[Anonymous No.53460129]

namefag switched to crab, buckle up buckaroos, about to get some volatility

[Anonymous No.53460130]

>>53460115
please sir, shill the needful

[Anonymous No.53460133]

>Stocks 1-day pump making me uncomfortable
>Slowly losing value as people sell out for Friday
>Look around and anything else I'd buy has pumped too

Oh well, I hope you all have a nice weekend and that this year will be better after all. I'm going to have a pizza tonight all the same to celebrate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjQDAzx8LI

[Anonymous No.53460137]

First you will OOOOO. Then you will AAAAA.

[Anonymous No.53460139]

>>53460122
>>53460130
run a screener over low mcap stocks below $1 and check their financials but most importantly their weekly charts; you'll find a fucking ton of them are sitting above their weekly mas flagging

[Anonymous No.53460142]

>>53460133
can i have some pidser

[Anonymous No.53460144]

>>53460110
>squizzazle

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460145]

>>53460129
financials just got a bid
the bottoms in
to the moon boys buy the dip

[Anonymous No.53460146]

>>53460115
Wat fren?

[Anonymous No.53460149]

does anyone throw all of their cash into JEPI the day before the ex div then sell it after the div?

[Anonymous No.53460150]

indian markets are shitting the bed (and the streets) after hindenburg report
adani shares fell 20% - stocks fell so much in indian markets that it got #stockmarketcrash trending

[Anonymous No.53460151]

>>53460146
>>53460139

[Anonymous No.53460157]

whew thanks to the bollinger bands i knew the BABA dump was too quick and over extended. sold my puts and i can probably go back in by the end of the day for a better price

[Anonymous No.53460167]

>>53460150
>and the streets
lmao

[Anonymous No.53460171]

>>53460150
lmao

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460174]

>>53460157
everyone is just trying to rotate into anything because the big dumperino is coming to a street near you

[Anonymous No.53460185]

>>53460149
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.53460186]

does anyone here know when SPIRIT will release December 2023 flights?

[Anonymous No.53460188]

SIRS
WE DID NOT USE OFFSHORE TAX HAVENS
BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERDS

[Anonymous No.53460194]

>>53460145
>>53460174
wait are you the same harbniger who was shilling for a meltup last may lmao

how bold of you to show your face around here.

[Anonymous No.53460196]

I was one of the major TSLA shillers here before and during earnings. I did it out of love for /smg/.

[Anonymous No.53460199]

>>53460186
My friend, SPIRIT is the discount bargain bin of airlines. You really expect them to plan a full year in advance, rather than fly by the seat of their pants with a shitload of last-minute flights?

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460208]

>>53460194
what do you mean its been melting up since october

[Anonymous No.53460210]

>>53460174
Faggot

[Anonymous No.53460213]

>>53460199
i love those last min flights. flew to vegas roundtrip last year for $55 a person one way on a half empty plane. people rag on spirit, but if you know what you're getting into, it's not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.53460216]

>>53460091
where you thinking of exiting?

[Anonymous No.53460223]

>>53460210
I repeat this anons post

[Anonymous No.53460225]

>>53460216
probably 3.5

[Anonymous No.53460228]

Get wrecked alcoholics

[Anonymous No.53460230]

>>53460208
no

if you're wrong once in the world of finance all credibility is lost

[Anonymous No.53460233]

>>53460196
i see what you did there

[Anonymous No.53460235]

id: qe keq
jerome is here.

[Anonymous No.53460238]

>>53460228

[Anonymous No.53460237]

Harbinger is probably a fed, most likely Jpow himself. or a large hedge fund manager for blackrock.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460239]

>>53460230
i might be early and a faggot....
but im not wrong

[Anonymous No.53460241]

>>53460225
same but i'm thinking of greeding for 3.6 or 3.7. i play safe or no?

[Anonymous No.53460247]

>>53460239
Yea, you are. Dipshit

[Anonymous No.53460255]

>>53460241
20 percent is a pretty good return for stocks

[Anonymous No.53460257]

Its going to dump for FOMC and after before it returns to pumping for those of us who swing or trade options.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460259]

>>53460247
tesla melted up like 70% what more do you want from me

[Anonymous No.53460265]

how do i stop falling in love with travel vlog thots

[Anonymous No.53460271]

Why are we pumping on no news again?

[Anonymous No.53460272]

>>53460149
and when does this so called divi pay out anon

[Anonymous No.53460277]

>>53460265
maybe have some self respect

[Anonymous No.53460279]

>>53460265
by getting a travel vlog gf and smelling her butthole.

[Anonymous No.53460282]

>>53460271
No news is good news

[Anonymous No.53460287]

YANG GANG?

[Anonymous No.53460290]

Bros get in here
>>53460251
>>53460251
>>53460251

[Anonymous No.53460299]

>>53460272
29th of Jan.
It's only .53c on a $55 stocked afaik

[Anonymous No.53460300]

>>53460265
> travel vlog
You aren't in love with the person, you're in love with the idea of being a young man with the money and freedom to travel the world with no inhibitions. The reality is that 1) that lifestyle isn't sustainable without huge sums of money that most young people don't have, and 2) the person making those videos does it as an income stream, and while they might not be "fake" personalities, they are also certainly not representative of who they are when the cameras are off.

[Anonymous No.53460302]

>>53460265
Switch to "off grid living" thots

[Anonymous No.53460303]

>>53460272
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/jepi/dividend-history

heres the history. they usually announce a week or so before

[Anonymous No.53460312]

Is it time to short coinbase?

[Anonymous No.53460319]

digits and BZFD will hit $5 today

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460321]

>>53460312
i remember selling shares of coinbase on ipo day at $420
that was a fun day

[Anonymous No.53460334]

>>53460233
>will never have a girl this eager looking to have sex with me let alone look my way at all

[Anonymous No.53460337]

The last time we had 6 green daily candles was from 6/30/22 to 7/8/22

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460351]

>>53460337
the market will be back down to early july levels soon enough
people dont realize the mammoth crab theyve been riding on for the last 6 months

[Anonymous No.53460355]

if the other BZFD anon is here don't sell yet

[Anonymous No.53460360]

It what about FOXO?

[Anonymous No.53460377]

>>53460355
i just bought today at 2.9, you talking about me fren?

[Anonymous No.53460382]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfr0D0HcBY

[Anonymous No.53460385]

>>53460355
now is absolutely the time to take profit

[Anonymous No.53460387]

>>53460321
they reserved some to borrow just for you, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.53460398]

>>53460312
I dunno but I’m pissed I missed the pump, thinking of fomo but won’t. There must be profit taking soon.

[Anonymous No.53460400]

>>53460382
Ruhroh Raggy!

[Anonymous No.53460407]

>>53460377
yessir although i got in a bit lower than you so maybe you should take now if u wanna make sure you win out.

>>53460385
i think it's got one more move up in it at least

[Anonymous No.53460411]

Kek.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53460425]

>>53460387
im one of the few in the entire world that ever got to sell coinbase shares to some sucker at 420 dollars apiece
im kind of legendary

[Anonymous No.53460429]

>>53459643
>market demonstrably shit
>has a weak low volume pump
>"heh, back to ath"
Literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.53460441]

>>53460400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

[Anonymous No.53460443]

ok if BZFD gets support at 3.7 and then again at 3.8 it's going fucking crazy

[Anonymous No.53460448]

LOOK AT THAT PUMP

[Anonymous No.53460453]

>>53460425

[Anonymous No.53460456]

>>53460407
it's definitely starting to stagnate a little, moving up but struggling; and the leg down will only be as fast, i never gamble on that kinda shit

if i had any i'd be securing the gains

[Anonymous No.53460480]

>>53460443
im debating on selling at 3.7

[Anonymous No.53460489]

Escalations between NATO/Russia/Ukraine are now pretty much a given since Oil could not have been arsed to reclaim $100 by late January '23.

[Anonymous No.53460490]

>>53460480
Just missed your chance. It’s never going above 3.65 again

[Anonymous No.53460497]

DIE NFLX

[Anonymous No.53460501]

>>53460489
ummmm there are three oil fixes now sweaty
wti
brent
urals

[Anonymous No.53460506]

I gotta be honest, I think Intel is for fags

[Anonymous No.53460512]

>>53460506
all tech is

[Anonymous No.53460511]

Mr. Snibs took my last shirt, I finally own nothing.

[Anonymous No.53460527]

>>53460407
>>53460355
F

[Anonymous No.53460529]

HACHI MACHI LOOK AT HER GO

[Anonymous No.53460530]

>bobos silent after the morning crabbing
Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.53460533]

I'm already green on my small INTC position.

[Anonymous No.53460535]

>>53460527
dancingafricanpallbearers.gif

[Anonymous No.53460538]

>>53460157
I sold most of my puts at $117 but am still holding onto a few. $120 seems like a massive brick wall.

[Anonymous No.53460543]

>>53460529

[Anonymous No.53460549]

>>53459700
>The speculative exuberance is back be prepared for a massive dump
Not this time. Spot price needs to rise to at least $80 or the lights go out in most western countries, like it has in Pakistan this week.

[Anonymous No.53460562]

>>53460530
I'm only a bobo for BABA, so I'm happy today. Will eventually short TSLA once it chills out. Might bite at $175, will definitely bite at $200

[Anonymous No.53460563]

And just like THAT, I'm making money again!
I'm sorry!

[Anonymous No.53460564]

>>53460506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1r-aTbaA-c

[Anonymous No.53460571]

okay can we stop pumping now fucking mumutards?

[Anonymous No.53460573]

Post them poorfolios boiz.

[Anonymous No.53460575]

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

[Anonymous No.53460588]

>$AI is up 17% today
>the company hardly does any artificial intelligence and is just a shittier Palantir
please talk me out of shorting this

[Anonymous No.53460595]

>LUMBER +7.37%
wtf

[Anonymous No.53460602]

>>53460588
weekly chart says that's a bad idea

[Anonymous No.53460606]

>>53460571
gno

[Anonymous No.53460619]

>>53460595
You could've taken physical delivery for January.
Now you're gonna have to pay double if you want to frame that new retirement home you're building in florida.

[Anonymous No.53460621]

Would powell let this market keep pumping?.

[Anonymous No.53460625]

I hope you remembered to buy putrid garbage like I have been telling you for literally weeks.
The turds are not just rising, they are MOONING.
Call me Cathie because I have so much TSLA.
LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53460629]

MSFT please

[Anonymous No.53460631]

>>53460595
Inflation is defeated

[Anonymous No.53460635]

Buzzfeed bros I'm thinking we're back.

[Anonymous No.53460636]

>>53460533
I'm -40% on my small INTC position.

[Anonymous No.53460641]

>>53460595
physical delivery chads
WE RISE
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53460642]

>>53460606
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.

[Anonymous No.53460648]

okay seriously what are you faggets buying? I'm thinking this dumb in oil might be a good buy opportunity

[Anonymous No.53460649]

I wish something terrible would happen right now

[Anonymous No.53460651]

Tesla up near 10% today, 50% since boy. Is this peak clown or will there be more clowning?

[Anonymous No.53460654]

>>53460625
Never forget that this is how the top looks like anons

[Anonymous No.53460656]

>>53460595

[Anonymous No.53460657]

>>53460625
I-I shorted the putrid garbage...

[Anonymous No.53460659]

>>53460636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

[Anonymous No.53460664]

>>53460648
>buying oil like a Boomer in 2020
Short oil, long tech shitcos
SIMPLE AS

[Anonymous No.53460665]

>>53460648
Oil is dead money for at least 3 more months.

[Anonymous No.53460670]

noooOOOOOooooOOO

[Anonymous No.53460676]

>>53460657
you could have shorted BABA

>>53460595
>>53460631
wait, wasnt lumber high when inflation was high??

[Anonymous No.53460677]

>>53460664
>Short oil
N G M I
G
M
I

[Anonymous No.53460689]

what does it mean

[Anonymous No.53460693]

>>53460676
The price of lumber has more to do with supply and demand than inflation. So it tells you more about housing activity but also potentially mill productivity (they shut down in 2020 which limited subsequent supply) than inflation.

[Anonymous No.53460698]

>>53460689
don wolly,
funds safu

[Anonymous No.53460699]

so what happens to my shares of OGZPY? Are they just lost?

[Anonymous No.53460712]

>>53460676
lumber futures is a leading signal of bull markets and in general market positive performance
XLU a leading signal of interest rate behavior, does well when rates are higher
oh and for the trifecta, shit and piss is above the 200day
crabs and mumus and bears! oh my!

[Anonymous No.53460717]

Go down just a little bit

[Anonymous No.53460716]

...Odds of TSLA dropping next week?

[Anonymous No.53460720]

Any soft landers here?

[Anonymous No.53460725]

>>53460699
on which exchange did you buy?

[Anonymous No.53460727]

>>53460716
depends on what Powell wants to happen.

[Anonymous No.53460733]

>>53460716
honestly I'm waiting till next week to buy. Too much uncertainty.

[Anonymous No.53460740]

>>53460689
Dump incoming

[Anonymous No.53460743]

>>53460716
AMZN & AAPL earnings next week

[Anonymous No.53460746]

>>53460725
hell idk i bought through fidelity

[Anonymous No.53460750]

>>53460689
It's ok, they've just activated mandatory hodl mode.

[Anonymous No.53460753]

>>53460733
>to buy
why volunteer to be Elon's exit liquidity? don't believe for a second that he's done selling with his Twitter debt interest payments looming.

[Anonymous No.53460755]

Guys did you forget fomc is on the first of next month? This is the opportunity of a lifetime to go short right now in this instance. All of this short covering will be obliterated after that.

[Anonymous No.53460760]

>>53460699
Did you miss the fat divvy they just paid?
52 rubles.
Just hold out and eventually it'll pay more than your cost basis.

[Anonymous No.53460762]

>>53460689

[Anonymous No.53460767]

inb4 elon musk starts dumping more tsla shares so he can cover twtr expenses

[Anonymous No.53460775]

>>53460760
fidelity doesn't even show it in my account anymore as OGZPY, it just shows it as some number

[Anonymous No.53460783]

I bought intel calls for april. Now pump, mafacka, gnamsayin?

[Anonymous No.53460784]

Where were you when the greatest bullrun in world history topped?

21/11/2009-12:00 27/1/2023 RIP

[Anonymous No.53460787]

The fuck is up with TSLAs retard strength?
It's been straight up for over 2 fucking weeks into a rate kike and now another 8% today.
The fuck is up with this gay market?
What is going on?
Do people know the Fed is raising rates by 25bps?
Does this gay jew market think pivooooot is coming?
Is it Cathie Tard slurping le dip (and my cock)?
Are we wrong bobos?

[Anonymous No.53460789]

>>53460767
weird, looks like my son

[Anonymous No.53460790]

>>53460775
i think thats the ADR that got de-listed. i have that too for gazprom. i think we're just fucked at this point

[Anonymous No.53460801]

>>53460775
You're fucked then. Should've bought moex.

[Anonymous No.53460803]

>>53460787
Which EV car is going to outcompete Tesla?

[Anonymous No.53460805]

>>53460712
dear god, this wasnt a bear market...it was a year long BEAR TRAP

[Anonymous No.53460811]

>>53460790
shit.

[Anonymous No.53460814]

>>53460750
kek

[Anonymous No.53460815]

>>53460787
Not wrong, just early. Like 10 years too early. See you in another decade bobo.

[Anonymous No.53460820]

>>53460803
A retarded nigger-tier question

[Anonymous No.53460823]

>>53460803
all of them

[Anonymous No.53460824]

>>53460805
yeah just hope you didn't buy bonds when he said
lol bonds
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53460826]

>>53460787
TSLA's retard strength is always from the option market being pants on head retarded, ESPECIALLY for the 0dtes.
>>53460803
BYD and Volkswagen/Porsche.

[Anonymous No.53460829]

>>53460787
>Are we wrong bobos?

heh... not in this reality.

MANGEYAKO SHARINGAN!

[Anonymous No.53460830]

>>53460820
You sound angry

[Anonymous No.53460839]

any of you lurk antiwork for the laughs lol?

[Anonymous No.53460851]

>>53460803
the EV market is fake and gay
without nuclear renaissance - no energy - no EVs charged

[Anonymous No.53460873]

>>53460830
No but it's really a dumb question and indicates a low IQ. It's like asking if Mac os os better than Windows or if Linux is better than Mac os.

[Anonymous No.53460879]

>>53460851
while that might be true, doesn't mean that I can't make a fucking fortune off EV stocks before reality sets in.

[Anonymous No.53460881]

new

>>53460857
>>53460857
>>53460857

[Anonymous No.53460890]

>>53460839
I stumbled on antiwork a couple years ago before the commies took over. Very few users. Back then, the message was "work sucks, and we're against it. We're not fucking working". No solution proposed, just the refusal to work. Honestly I respected the audacity of it - kind of an alpha mindset. Back then it wasn't too different from what I'm trying to do with stocks, make enough money to not be a wagie. They were like my retarded brothers in arms. It makes me sad that they were supplanted by Le Work Reform meme. No, I don't want to work at all. You had it right before.

[Anonymous No.53460904]

>>53460826
are there any good twitter accounts (or somewhere else) that regularly post interesting Bloomberg Terminal screenshots?

[Anonymous No.53460906]

>>53459602
I wish I would've bought tsla at ~$100 earlier this month. I KNEW it would go back up.

[Anonymous No.53460914]

>>53460879
you already had time for that

[Anonymous No.53460938]

>>53460826
So basically just hold onto my shorts and let retail get the Big Powell Cock next week

>>53460881
Stop posting early you fucking worthless cunt failure

[Anonymous No.53460942]

SPUT inflows, 4x daily average volume. URA and URNM also seeing above average volume after breakout. Davos elite and their family offices continue to pile into the uranium trade.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/18/business/dealbook/oliver-stone-nuclear-davos-wef.html

You'll keep expecting uranium to come crashing back down. And it might in order to bounce off the 200 dma before heading higher. But there's a chance it doesn't. Technicals all look prime for a sustained run.

[Anonymous No.53460945]

>>53460839

Yes its honestly hilarious watching the wagies cry about how their retail manager won't let them call out or not to have cell phones out etc

[Anonymous No.53462106]

Kek baggies