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[Anonymous No.53478391]

I'm so desperate to make it, I'm about to buy scratch tickets.
Please convince me not to before it's too late.
I will literally buy $10,000 worth of scratch tickets, minimum.

[Anonymous No.53478417]

Go play roulette if you're going to be that degenerate. At least you can pair it with a hooker, cocaine, alcohol and a good food buffet.

[Anonymous No.53478424]

just a reminder that you have a way bigger chance of making it if you put 10k on btc and then play shitcoin casino in the bullrun

[Anonymous No.53478434]

>>53478391
right now

there's a certain combination of key presses and mouse gestures you can make to bag a 10x. all you need is time and clicks to make it

[Anonymous No.53478445]

>>53478424
Doubtful if OP is this retarded he'd blow it $300K in or something stupid like that.

[Anonymous No.53478450]

>>53478391
odds vary dramatically state by state but in the best case scenario you are getting about 0.82 cents of expected value for each dollar spent on scratch tickets BEFORE TAXES. In some states it's even lower approaching 50 cents per dollar spent in expected value.

This is financial suicide.

[Anonymous No.53478510]

>>53478391
Ngmi. You can start a business with 10k.

[Anonymous No.53478535]

>>53478391
At least find a convenience store with a hot chick working there. Maybe she'll be impressed. She'll put out if she works a shitty job like that.

[Anonymous No.53478549]

>>53478391
Don't buy a scratchy unless you're getting a pack o n somethin from the hot plates. You should totally do it dude.

[Anonymous No.53478557]

>>53478450
Can't be worse than buying Link

[Anonymous No.53478612]

>>53478391
You'd be better off buying 10 low cap shit coins.

[Anonymous No.53478831]

>>53478391
Don’t do this you are better off doing degen leverage trading. Watch the mr beast video of him buying 1 million dollars worth of scratch tickets, I can’t remember but he lost over 50% of what he spent and his biggest win was only like $10k