/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53597998]

Qui? Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU [Embed]

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>>53596464

[Anonymous No.53598008]

threadly reminder to put the seat down when you flush. think of your ass as vesuvius, and your toothbrush, shaver etc as the poor little people of pompeii.

[Anonymous No.53598009]

IDK what to buy

[Anonymous No.53598022]

buy AI nerds gonna get acquired at 10b valuation

[Anonymous No.53598024]

>>53597998
>>53598004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

[Anonymous No.53598029]

Boring faggot day.

[Anonymous No.53598028]

tell me the truth: is it possible to earn consistent money by trading

if so , how?

[Anonymous No.53598031]

>>53594679
what the fuck up is with your video postings why the fuck does it keep looping instead of letting me scroll to the bottom

[Anonymous No.53598035]

>>53598009
Slurp China

[Anonymous No.53598038]

>>53598009

IAUX: Going to $5 possible buy out
AEM: Their OH structure outperforms their peers (no diesel)

[Anonymous No.53598040]

I sharted

[Anonymous No.53598042]

IM GONNA SLURP AND COOM, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER!

[Anonymous No.53598046]

im scared

[Anonymous No.53598049]

Banks owe me sex.

[Anonymous No.53598048]

>>53598040
**SNNIIFIFFFFF**

[Anonymous No.53598051]

Post you're /smg/ track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8

[Anonymous No.53598055]

>>53598028
Yes, just don't realize the losses.

[Anonymous No.53598054]

WE ARE BACK

[Anonymous No.53598056]

well would you look at that

[Anonymous No.53598061]

Posted in tail of last thread. Risky if TSLA can't break opposition at 197... and those AAPL puts I bought last Monday

[Anonymous No.53598068]

>>53598049
>outie belly button
That's by far the most disturbing thing in this picture.

[Anonymous No.53598071]

Just unironically bought AI, when should I sell?

[Anonymous No.53598072]

I just bought

[Anonymous No.53598074]

>>53598049
What mental illness is this?

[Anonymous No.53598090]

>>53598074
Probably molested by his uncle at a young age.

[Anonymous No.53598093]

>>53598074
leftism

[Anonymous No.53598095]

>>53598074
porn addict

[Anonymous No.53598102]

I think this is gonna be a crab day to kill options

[Anonymous No.53598104]

>SPY -0.5%
>JNK -0.5%
>DXY +0.5%
>Yields + 2%
>VIX +5%

-
-
-

>TSLA +3%
>NVDA +1%

gotta love reddit faggots, keep buying

[Anonymous No.53598105]

>>53598074
It's called /gif/posting

[Anonymous No.53598110]

>>53598071
Whenever Cathie Woods announces mommy milkers for all

[Anonymous No.53598119]

>natgas baggies

kek

[Anonymous No.53598125]

>>53598049

[Anonymous No.53598127]

OIL
LOL

[Anonymous No.53598130]

We crabbing down for a few weeks now?

[Anonymous No.53598132]

>>53598127
BOIL
LOL

[Anonymous No.53598135]

>>53598130
as long as powell gives the green light for the bobos then yup we're going back to the bottom of the range.

[Anonymous No.53598136]

SQQQ chads, rise up!

[Anonymous No.53598151]

Suck my DXY faggot.

[Anonymous No.53598150]

>>53598074
All of the mental illnesses.

[Anonymous No.53598154]

>>53598135
I should have sold...

[Anonymous No.53598155]

>he didnt shart TSLA

[Anonymous No.53598156]

>>53598136
WEBS/SOXS chads have rose up and will keep rising

[Anonymous No.53598167]

>>53598154
Holy shit, some of these companies flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.53598171]

I'm going to take a nap I'm hungover. If SQQQ goes down during that time I'm going to be pissed

[Anonymous No.53598172]

AAPL finally breaking
fuck Tim Apple suck my Cook

[Anonymous No.53598173]

>>53598154
aye, Powell on tuesday can pop this bubble like China's New Years lantern

Mumus are putting all their hopes on overpriced hipstertexmex and the Mouse

[Anonymous No.53598175]

Harley Davidson finally going back gently into that good night. I've been holding these puts (among many others) for almost a week now. Ahhh, Vindication and profit.

[Anonymous No.53598181]

>>53598154
GOD DAMMIT
I do business with some of those companies

[Anonymous No.53598184]

>>53598130
Probably not. A few days of tight consolidation over time and then one more leg up to around 4250pts-4350pts on the SPX.
It's only a matter of time until fictitious "good news" about "the pivot" will drop that will see the trading programs and retail pushing the market even higher. Remember Trump tweets?

[Anonymous No.53598183]

>>53598172
>Tim Apple

Best moment of Trump's presidency.

[Anonymous No.53598185]

>>53598132
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe any day with less than a 5% heeming is technically extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.53598187]

>>53598154
>Chegg
Who the fuck still uses this service? All the professors sniffed it out and altered their curriculum because of it.

[Anonymous No.53598188]

when will people remember that we need computers?

[Anonymous No.53598191]

>>53598154
This infographic/post yells:

>You guys are alright, don't get into the market this week.

[Anonymous No.53598193]

>>53598184
meds

[Anonymous No.53598194]

>>53598154
>Tyson
Tendiesbros why exactly was this valued at 60 anyways?
See you at 25

[Anonymous No.53598198]

>>53598071
>bought AI,
how they are all private

[Anonymous No.53598202]

>>53598154
DOWdudes...

[Anonymous No.53598205]

when will oil bottom

[Anonymous No.53598206]

IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.53598211]

>>53598154
I'm never again doing business with any of these companies.

[Anonymous No.53598213]

>>53598187
Cheq was amazing- I didn't even use it to cheat but figure out what was going on in class. Universities in early 2000's only higher from the CCP now.

[Anonymous No.53598219]

>>53598193
+20% in 112 days and each of those days you've been repeating yourself

[Anonymous No.53598218]

[Anonymous No.53598222]

WHY IS NVIDIA GOING DOWN ON LITERALLY NO NEWS? BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.53598225]

i need soxs to 25.50 at least.

[Anonymous No.53598226]

>>53597998

[Anonymous No.53598227]

>>53598194
Chicken and egg shortages good for margins plus Biden allowing express shipments of fresh illegals?

[Anonymous No.53598231]

>>53598213
Well here's Johnny fathands play of the day. Free money, come and get it.

[Anonymous No.53598237]

Is Halberstram still handling the Fischer account?

[Anonymous No.53598239]

>>53598175
Long hogs, short HOG. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53598247]

>>53597998
Who else shorted last week?

[Anonymous No.53598248]

>>53598071
zoom out friend and pick a place

[Anonymous No.53598250]

>>53598198
STOCK SYMBOL $AI

>>53598071
before powell opens his fat mouth again tomorrow afternoon

[Anonymous No.53598251]

DXY bros ooo the Dollar done rose again!

[Anonymous No.53598253]

>>53598222
>dayum insiders can hardly see them coming
>also check

[Anonymous No.53598261]

>>53598251
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

[Anonymous No.53598269]

Do I sell SQQQ or let that bitch ride nawm sayin

[Anonymous No.53598273]

>>53598222
Absence of news speaks louder than news themselves

[Anonymous No.53598287]

Anyone here not shorting NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.53598290]

4100 LOST

[Anonymous No.53598294]

>>53598287
cheesed to meet you

[Anonymous No.53598297]

>>53598287
me

[Anonymous No.53598302]

>>53598287
I don't have a margin account.

[Jealous No.53598304]

That seems weird that another Boeing 737 crashed today and it did nothing for the stock price.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53598315]

>>53598287
my put options on the Qs are fucking moon shotteding.

[Anonymous No.53598318]

>>53598302
Just buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53598324]

>>53598302
>>53598318
WEBS
SOXS

[Anonymous No.53598326]

What the fuck my ARKK is dumping on literally zero news. Fucking bullshit manipulation.

[Anonymous No.53598330]

>>53598287
powell will be a nothingcheese

[Anonymous No.53598332]

>>53598318
But the chop...

[Anonymous No.53598334]

>>53598287
no, I'm too busy shorting the S&P

[Anonymous No.53598336]

>>53598226

[Anonymous No.53598345]

So when do we flip bullish?
Today?
I'm sure the rally will continue because it's bullshit

[Anonymous No.53598347]

FYI guys: I bought and sold options on the same day last week, with settled cash, in a cash account (no margin), and did not have any trading violations.

[Anonymous No.53598360]

>>53598347
>and did not have any trading violations.

LOL! get a load of this faggot /smg/

[Anonymous No.53598362]

Do people still eat at chipotle? I feel like that would be an easy short. Or are people who used to go to more traditional restaurants cutting costs and settling for chipotle?

[Anonymous No.53598363]

>>53598332
Chop only matters if things don't go your way

[Anonymous No.53598368]

>>53598330
>powell will be a nothingcheese
Bro we shouldn't even be near 400. Why were we above 400 last week? Why were we over 410? Why the hell were we almost 420?

We should be around 350 or at least 380. We have zero reason right now to be over 400

[Anonymous No.53598369]

Everything is tanking this morning, Jesus

[Anonymous No.53598370]

HEY
Trading stocks is serious business.

[Anonymous No.53598373]

>>53598347
Good too here. You'll need this knowledge when trading the volatility during Powell tomorrow.

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

[Anonymous No.53598376]

Just bought more TSN

[Anonymous No.53598377]

>>53598363
I just played that game yesterday. It's a shame the game is so painfully broken in the controls department

[Anonymous No.53598379]

>>53598368
Name one bearish thing that still exists.

[Anonymous No.53598381]

>>53598363
Oh shit Parappa

[Anonymous No.53598386]

>>53598369
>Jesus
NEXT POST
>>53598370


GLORY BE TO GOD! REPENT AND ASK JESUS INTO YOUR HEARTS BEOFRE ITS TOO LATE!

[Anonymous No.53598387]

>>53598369
>Everything is tanking this morning, Jesus

You didn't find it odd that everything pumped last week for no reason?

[Anonymous No.53598389]

who here is a dividend chad who can tell me what to do with this

[Anonymous No.53598391]

>>53598362
I go to Chipotle once in a while, but I do find that local/independent Mexican places have better burritos.

[Anonymous No.53598392]

>>53598362
you're gonna need more tech layoffs or more WFH acceptance

they just hired 15,000 ppl to feed these hungry folks

[Anonymous No.53598395]

wow this is unBEARable lmao

[Anonymous No.53598397]

>>53598387
Pump seemed semi-artificial, but I thought TSLA's good news and earnings report would insulate it.

Why do you think all of this pump and dump is going on? Fed rate hike? Semi-new to all of this.

[Anonymous No.53598405]

is it true chipotle bowls are booming because zoomers don't like holding food? fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.53598408]

>>53598237
Wait, aren't you Halberstram?

[Anonymous No.53598409]

>>53598379
Biden is office.
Inflation
sending 50 billion dollars to Ukraine every other week
food prices
fuel prices
mass tech lay offs every other day with even more coming due to AI being able to code
housing market
intrest rates

[Anonymous No.53598410]

i feel like we're ending green

[Anonymous No.53598414]

>>53598397
Look at Payrolls and ISM Service PMI Friday.

Then notice that Powell is going to talk again tomorrow.

All you need to watch are 2Year bond yields and the DXY

tick tock

[Anonymous No.53598416]

>>53598074
average dip slurper

[Anonymous No.53598419]

>>53598410
this will be crap day, any real moments will only happen tomorrow due to Powell speech

[Anonymous No.53598420]

Just give me cheap meat.

[Anonymous No.53598423]

>>53598397
>TSLA's good news and earnings report would insulate it.

LOL what did they sell off more bitcoin to water down their revenue reports?

[Anonymous No.53598431]

STOP FUCKING SELLING, YOU DICKHEADS

[Anonymous No.53598432]

>>53598397
>Semi-new to all of this
Where have you been the last year? We are unironically in a recession but they changed the definition and the media doesn't report on it.

[Anonymous No.53598444]

>>53598345
next FOMC

[Anonymous No.53598455]

WHO? WHO IS SELLING?

[Anonymous No.53598462]

>>53598409
>Biden
Bullish, inherited a terrible economy with inflation caused by Trump and he has already lowered inflation to -1.2% annualized. That's a Biden victory!
>Inflation
See above, annualized -1.2%. It's over.
>ukraine
Ukraine is winning, the aid helps them win faster. The war ending soon with Ukraine victory is bullish, if you think Russia is winning you're brainwashed.
>food prices
Are completely fine, rate of inflation is going back down to 2%.
>fuel prices
Use an EV, gas vehicles will be illegal by 2030 and you should transition now.
>"massive" tech layoffs
Not really, it's a few 1000 people and they all got jobs again, the jobs report showed incredible job growth and lowest unemployment since 1969. That's a Biden victory.
>AI code
It can barely code, might replace outsourced Pajeets at most.
>Housing market
Corrected slightly, it's never going to have a major crash ever again. The current market is healthy.
>interest rates
Will peak at 5% once they do the next 25 bps hike in March

Literally everything you said was either bullish or irrelevant/priced in.

[Anonymous No.53598464]

>>53598455
AI is selling to other AI

[Anonymous No.53598466]

don't call it a come back, i've been here for years

[Anonymous No.53598469]

Did /biz/ win the 4chan winter cup this weekend?

[Anonymous No.53598473]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53598481]

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
IT'S NOT FAIR
I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS

[Anonymous No.53598483]

any chance we close green today bros

[Anonymous No.53598488]

[Anonymous No.53598489]

>>53598473

[Anonymous No.53598490]

>>53598483
DXY still climbing 0.05 every 10 min so nope.

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

[Anonymous No.53598492]

>>53598466
>The year is 2043
>We're still here in the VR metaverse /smg/

[Anonymous No.53598495]

come on bulls you had so many green days recently throw us a bone here

[Anonymous No.53598500]

just pump the VIX. I literally don't care if you want to scam pump the indices, just pump the fucking put premiums

[Anonymous No.53598502]

>>53598495
Nah you guys are cunts.

[Anonymous No.53598508]

>>53598462
This is your brain on mumu

[Anonymous No.53598510]

Still think its hilarious that people down 70% on leveraged ETFs will act cocky as fuck because they "backtested" their strategy.
They'll lose everything this next decade but it's all good because the model worked like a dream in past the 40 year period of declining rates.

[Anonymous No.53598512]

I don't know if y'all follow it but I wanchall to look at oil's chart today.

[Anonymous No.53598515]

>>53598009
I don't know if I even want to buy anything.
Part of me just wants to accumulate cash.

[Anonymous No.53598525]

>>53598481
You did.
You invested into a bear market in the middle of terrible macroeconomic conditions.

[Anonymous No.53598531]

STOCK MAKRET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD YOU IT WAS COMIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.53598538]

is Google a buy now?

[Anonymous No.53598543]

>>53598414
PMI was above 50, no? How is that bearish?

[Anonymous No.53598550]

>>53598379
your gay uncle

[Anonymous No.53598551]

Bull or Bear /smg/

1)Bull
2)Bear
3)Crab
4)Gold

Answer: Gold
>IAUX
>AEM

[Anonymous No.53598553]

why are oil companies getting absolutely hammered today

[Anonymous No.53598557]

>>53598538
No.

[Anonymous No.53598560]

>>53598469
Made it to the round of 16. Facing /y/ next: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2023_4chan_Winter_Cup

[Anonymous No.53598561]

This boss just came up on my video game. This is not a good sign

[Anonymous No.53598564]

>>53598543
I must've read the wrong report, I see now it's at 48. Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.53598570]

>>53598538
there will be tard sell off after bing launches their chat gpt version and the sheep will read the news about the death of google and the AI overlords and shit

[Anonymous No.53598575]

>>53598553
because oil prices are going down retard

[Anonymous No.53598576]

>>53598560
>Facing /y/ next:
eww we need /pol/ bio suits

[Anonymous No.53598577]

>need to take 50x leveraged knock outs just to get 50% profit on a gigapump/dump day
This shit is so rigged. Just play Lotto.

[Anonymous No.53598578]

>>53598500
Read an interesting article that VIX is much less useful because it follows options a month out (give or take a week), but all the action has moved to 0dte's.

[Anonymous No.53598583]

>>53598570
that's a good point. might be best to wait until then. obviously nobody will use bing because nobody uses bing

[Anonymous No.53598585]

>>53598127
>>53598132
>>53598205
>>53598575

but why. We always need more oil. Why would it go down

[Anonymous No.53598589]

>>53598551
Crab, both financially and in my personal life

[Anonymous No.53598591]

Im still not guying into this gay crab market, everyday mumus and bobos get fucked alike becuase of this gay volatility. Im not playing this (((game))).
I'll stay all cash and collect the 4% interest on my brokerage account.

>inb4 "you're losing 4000000% because of hourly inflation"
literally fuck off n-word. you fuckers are losing >30% per day with your fucking gambling shit. If I would buy this gay AI stock which has been pumping for day now it would immideatly drop into a bottomless pit. fuck this, fuck you. I'll buy when a real dip comes.

[Anonymous No.53598595]

bears about ot get squazoozled

[Anonymous No.53598596]

This is just a little pullback. Nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.53598598]

>>53598585
Russia must be fucked, prease understando

[Anonymous No.53598599]

>>53598551
1

[Anonymous No.53598600]

Look at this dude

[Anonymous No.53598603]

Women owe me _______.

[Anonymous No.53598604]

>>53598570
Also, room-IQ righties are claiming that ChatGPT is too 'woke' because it has a bias. It's all over my Twitter feed.

[Anonymous No.53598609]

>>53598585
>oil
WTI: down
Brent: down
Urals: UP

[Anonymous No.53598610]

>>53598585
OPEC did sweet fuckall despite massive, continuing builds in the US. Now we're in 68-72 territory with Biden's SPR bid. Except buybacks last week pissed him off so that'll probably be explicitly put on hold.

From there, we've got 65 and 60 as possible supports.

[Anonymous No.53598611]

[Anonymous No.53598612]

>>53598591
I bought 500 shares of truff.

[Anonymous No.53598620]

>>53598591
chalk something or shut the fuck up puss

[Anonymous No.53598621]

>>53598362
All the time. The one by my house is always busy.

[Anonymous No.53598625]

>>53598603
MEAT
See: >>53598488

[Anonymous No.53598624]

>>53598560
Is there a link to the past games?

[Anonymous No.53598628]

why is it going back up

[Anonymous No.53598629]

Unsubscribing from email lists feels soo good.

[Anonymous No.53598630]

>>53598543
>>53598543
>>PMI was above 50, no? How is that bearish?
that's for the services i think

[Anonymous No.53598631]

>>53598462
>Ukraine is winning, the aid helps them win faster. The war ending soon with Ukraine victory is bullish, if you think Russia is winning you're brainwashed.

I don't care who is winning. Ukraine is not an ally of US. We have no treaties with them. Do we even do any economic trade with them? Why send billions of dollars to Ukraine at the cost of our economy and hyper inflation to protect their borders when we can't afford to spend 50 billion dollars to build a wall on our souther border to stop cartels from walking over and stealing all the water in North California and growing Marijuana.

[Anonymous No.53598634]

>>53598624
https://implying.fun/ I believe.

[Anonymous No.53598635]

>>53598628
Because this market i based and red pilled.

[Anonymous No.53598638]

>>53598628
does the answer need to be in a poem format?

[Anonymous No.53598647]

>>53598604

[Anonymous No.53598648]

BOBO IS THIS LE BIG ONE?
LE BIG CRASH?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.53598651]

>>53598628
The market is now a machine to rape all options participants.

[Anonymous No.53598652]

It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

[Anonymous No.53598654]

>>53598628
To make you fomo and fleece you of course

[Anonymous No.53598656]

>>53598631
>Do we even do any economic trade with them?
Prostitutes and child porn

[Anonymous No.53598658]

>Stocks go down 0.5%
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
>Stocks recover 0.5%
WHY IS IT GOING UP

Why are you fags like this

[Anonymous No.53598665]

>>53598603
an apology.

[Anonymous No.53598669]

>>53598604
>He doesn't remember Tay
and how an AI will naturally come to think/see the world without tight censorship parameters being constantly pumped into it.

[Anonymous No.53598672]

>>53598658
Cause if you're doing it right, those 0.5% swings are more like 5%.

[Anonymous No.53598675]

>>53598647
>>53598604
post the one about trump compared to biden

[is on the high No.53598677]

>>53597998
Ticker: QUI

[Anonymous No.53598681]

>>53598658
Because there's literally no reason for them to be going down, all the bearish FUD is over at this point. We dumped for the entire year in 2022 but somehow these scam market makers and institutions are literally all permabears its insane.

[Anonymous No.53598684]

>TLT chart
What an odd staircase pattern up.

[Anonymous No.53598692]

JPM chads assemble.
Nu money - more like NO money, right boys?

[Anonymous No.53598693]

>>53598658
Name ONE piece of relevant news. NO the Turkey earthquake doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.53598695]

>>53598612
Oh shit whats TRUFF
That looks volatile as fuck I like it

[Anonymous No.53598697]

OH WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THAT
it was another gay fake dump I would have bought turning into a fake pump which is now going to heem todays bobos! its going rise and rise and rise now until 2 fucking hours before marker closes and then dump again to fuck mumus. gay fake market! FUCK THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.53598706]

>>53598634
TY annon, here is your Tip
>Buy:
IAUX
AEM

[Anonymous No.53598707]

>>53598692
>TFW bought the October dip

[Anonymous No.53598709]

>>53598681
>Because there's literally no reason for them to be going down, all the bearish FUD is over at this point.
Bless your heart

[Anonymous No.53598712]

>>53598697

[Anonymous No.53598713]

>>53598693
>news
News are priced in.

[Anonymous No.53598715]

>>53598604
It's bias is very one sided tho and there are plenty of examples of it. Did it cross your mind that it is indeed too woke and those pointing it out are not room temp iq "righties". Check their website and tell me that again

[Anonymous No.53598716]

when a central bank changes their tone suddenly and tries to push for a narrative of 'soft landing', you know shit is getting very bad, and that they are fearful of a hard crash landing
a central bank operates through interest rates and forward guidance. the more a central bank says "we're not worried about X, Y isn't going to happen" the more it means that they are worried about X, and Y is likely going to happen.
if the fed was not worried about a hard landing, they would not be easing up on rhetoric.
just think about it from a game theory perspective - if you were the fed, and you really believed that that there was going to be a soft landing, would you go out and tell everyone?
no. if you go out and tell everyone, they immediately start spending more, financial conditions severely loosen, inflation kickstarts, and you risk the soft landing you saw was possible
but if you see that there is a hard landing, you go out and say soft landing, for the same reasons - it gets everyone to go out and spend more, financial conditions loosen, and you try to prevent an economic crash

[Anonymous No.53598721]

>>53598684
investing in TLT at the moment is as good as donating your money away. same with HYG and JNK

[Anonymous No.53598726]

I expected a spike on the p/c ratios, down.
Lol

[Anonymous No.53598727]

>>53598695
It's a pharmaceutical company that specializes in the development of psychedelic drugs. Specifically psilocybin mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.53598733]

>The Indians really did the "good morning ser" on the call

[Anonymous No.53598735]

Aw fuck I give up, fucking semi stocks are gonna be perma green and keep climbing back into reddit gaping anus.

[Anonymous No.53598743]

>>53598716
tl;dr mate

[Anonymous No.53598744]

>oil
I'm getting DRILLED

[Anonymous No.53598747]

>>53598716
>TL;DR:

BAIL-IN incoming.

[Anonymous No.53598753]

>>53598726
intradasting, people are still buying calls.

[Anonymous No.53598754]

>>53598716
>narratives
Klaus called he wants his 2010s meme back

[Anonymous No.53598758]

>>53598716
How about they simply see inflation going down and they’ll adjust rates accordinlgy

[Anonymous No.53598760]

>>53598716
Yup, pretty much. Also this dynamic is why traders are dead wrong when they say "a recession is impossible, because everyone expects it!" Like, you're dealing with capex, hiring, and spending plans, not seeing who pays the most for a share of TSLA.

[Anonymous No.53598763]

>>53598735
Good, you're not a total retard permabobo. Go long now, we'll see a new SPX ATH in the next few months.

[Anonymous No.53598766]

>>53598753
>people

[Anonymous No.53598767]

>>53598733
A poo client recently emailed us with a project and literally told us to do the needful

[Anonymous No.53598770]

Bullish or bearish for YANG?

[Anonymous No.53598777]

>>53598591
You know, if you diversified and spread your investments across companies with a proven history of growth in multiple markets, you'd, on average, get a 7% annual growth.
I'm diversified in a few sectors and while some are down, the others make up for it, and vice versa. Long term I'm up. You only really lose money if
A.) You invest heavily in volitile stocks and then sell at the bottom
B.) The entire Stock Market crashes, and even then it'll go up within a 3-6 years.

[Anonymous No.53598780]

>>53598715
>>53598675
>>53598647
>>53598669

Is it biased? Yes. It's made in pussy ass tech corporate environments.

Is it a big deal? No. It's a beta prototype of shitty AI script. By all accounts it's just pre-programmed... not even real "AI"

The right is slowly becoming the 2009-2013 SJW left with their constant whining.

[Anonymous No.53598783]

>>53598770
>pic related

[Anonymous No.53598788]

>>53598770
zozzle

[Anonymous No.53598790]

>>53598770
wait until it's 8.80

[Anonymous No.53598794]

>>53598770
I love Andrew Yang. I wish he would've been president, or very least, mayor of New York.

[Anonymous No.53598795]

>I used to be the youngest voting generation
>now the media labels me the bad guy
Where did it all go tits up.

[Anonymous No.53598802]

>>53598770
Balloon story is a a nothingburger, doubt you will get much more downs than what we have already gotten
I'm buying every chink dip and if it goes under a bit more I'll just buy more

[Anonymous No.53598810]

>>53598777
then I would buy an ETF but even these act like shitcoins now

[Anonymous No.53598813]

>>53598721
This was true a year ago, TLT has replaced VIX as the volatility hedge. Treasuries will not preform the same as junk bonds when credit is stressed. If you want 60/40 or 80/20 now's the time to start DCAing to your bond half.

[Anonymous No.53598817]

>>53598763
No the market is retarded and I think ARKK is king/queen retard so maybe that's where I'll flush my money into

[Anonymous No.53598825]

>>53598802
what story was released minutes before the balloon mania?
>xxaV issues

[Anonymous No.53598827]

>>53598794
Burgers be like

[Anonymous No.53598829]

>>53598681
We literally didn’t go down much at all in 2022, copypasta fag.

[Anonymous No.53598834]

>>53598802
>>53598794
>>53598790
>>53598788
I trust you guys

[Anonymous No.53598835]

Holy shit bros this girl at the coffe shop i talking to me

[Anonymous No.53598836]

>>53598817
>The market is retarded
Nope, the market is always correct if the movement is bullish as seen by the trend if we zoom out 200+ years. When the market is bearish I agree it is semi retarded because it only goes up long term.

[Anonymous No.53598842]

Gas baggies - how you feelin?

[Anonymous No.53598847]

>>53598835
That’s because she has to in order to get your order. Give her your order and stop holding up the line.

[Anonymous No.53598848]

>>53598829
Not a pasta, we dumped massively in 2022 and had a recession. Two consecutive quarters of negative GDP and a 25% dump on SPX, a pretty bad recession actually. If you didn't buy SPX at 3500 you'll never buy it as you're clearly too greedy.

[Anonymous No.53598851]

>>53598766
smart money is buying calls???

[Anonymous No.53598857]

>>53598825
>two more weeks
>extended to ten more years

lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.53598860]

>>53598847
No, I mean, I alreayd knew all that but she is like asking me about my new job and shit with any being prompted what so ever. Just out of the blue.

[Anonymous No.53598859]

>>53598842
I finally flipped from KOLD to BOIL last week. Guess we'll see if I actually picked the bottom or I'm just gonna get heemed.

[Anonymous No.53598861]

the algos have arrived

[Anonymous No.53598862]

>>53598848
You expect people to take you seriously with this kind of rubbish?

[Anonymous No.53598869]

Anyone got the Jerome Powell with a car you can go anywhere you want pic?

[Anonymous No.53598875]

>>53598862
if it works for CNBC and Tom Lee then it def will work for >>53598848

[Anonymous No.53598879]

>>53598848
Uhm, I hate to tell you this but….

[Anonymous No.53598881]

Does anybody else sometimes like to pretend they are Quint from Jaws when watching the market during the day? I like to mumble to myself about Spanish ladies and 16 footers that took 2 barrels to catch to keep my mind off the ups/downs

[Anonymous No.53598887]

>>53598848
We haven’t had a recession yet, all banks are predicting a mild one this year however.

[Anonymous No.53598888]

>>53598835
And you are playing with your phone

[Anonymous No.53598893]

>>53598857
>extended to ten more years
Tell that to those in quad 1 :(

[Anonymous No.53598898]

>>53598827
Guy was so unbelievably based and a good candidate. I can see now how people who were hardcore Ron Paul guys back in 2008-12 felt watching potential just get squandered.

Ironically, it was him saying that he didn't want homeless people making the NYC subways look unattractive, and his support of Israeli offensive against terrorists that led the left mob to attack him. Righties were too busy with Trump's balls in their mouth.

Shame.

[Anonymous No.53598899]

>>53598842
Just made my first ever gas trade today
sold the march 7-8 put spread on UNG
will I get heemed?

[Anonymous No.53598901]

>>53598836
Is this a bot? Cause it sounds like a Morningstar report.

[Anonymous No.53598912]

>>53598860
Give her your ssn and tell her you’ve been dreaming of her and was foretold by the all father that if you didn’t bed her by the new moon, the world will come to an end; proceeded by some hair raising stripping and coitus on the barista counter. As you yell
>where’s my coffeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.53598913]

>>53598848
>>53598879
>a pretty bad recession actually
>Two quarters of -0.1% real GDP caused by crates stacking up in Long Beach

[Anonymous No.53598918]

This is a list of all the politicians that FTX donated to.

[Anonymous No.53598919]

>>53598794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu7LRoY3bIQ

[Anonymous No.53598921]

>>53598848
>and had a recession.
he doesn't remember all the definition changes from 2019-2022

[Anonymous No.53598925]

>>53598899
I dunno, I stay away from options now.

[Anonymous No.53598929]

>>53598918
Based

[Anonymous No.53598933]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

[Anonymous No.53598940]

>>53598658

[Anonymous No.53598943]

>>53598888
I'm on my laptop making trade retard.

[Anonymous No.53598944]

>>53598869
With or without the "I HATE SAVERS/SPENDERS" copypasta?

[Anonymous No.53598947]

>>53598918
I mean, that's how you do it. If you're dead set on committing massive fraud might as well donate to the kings of fraud first

[Anonymous No.53598949]

>>53598727
Just bought 500 TRUFF
After some basic research it appears that they literally are the only company positioned to profit off shrooms and are practically the sole provider for magic mushrooms in NL

My only question is, why is it only 8 cents?

[Anonymous No.53598952]

SKYT earnings next week. I went all in bros, got a nice supply of rope as a backup plan.

[Anonymous No.53598959]

>>53598379
Massive inversion in the treasuries.

[Anonymous No.53598968]

>>53598898
Americans are perfect goygolems;
unfortunately you can't expect much from your fellow countrymen.

[Anonymous No.53598969]

and just like that the market realized we're still bullish

[Anonymous No.53598970]

>>53598943
Oh great so everyone can see you are on 4chan. Give it up you are a lost cause.

[Anonymous No.53598972]

>>53598918
>Heartland Resurgence
Weird, why this one particular Republican PAC?

[Anonymous No.53598973]

>>53598379
Black people

[Anonymous No.53598977]

Now that the curtain has been fully pulled back and the entire world has been exposed to the bad news = good news and good news = bad news meme -- how long until the plebs revolt against their Wall Street overlords and the disgusting free money buffet they binge on?

[Anonymous No.53598978]

>>53598952
Have you considered merely deciding on a stop loss and a point where you'd buy back in?

[Anonymous No.53598984]

>>53598901
>NOOOOO BULLISH POSTS MUST BE BOTS
Cope, /pol/tard.

[Anonymous No.53598985]

Where can I get a Qui gf?
>>53598795
You got old and useless. Same as everyone.

[Anonymous No.53598989]

>>53598969

[Anonymous No.53598993]

>>53598970
I don't give a shit what people think cuck.
Also, >blue board.

[Anonymous No.53598995]

>>53598825
>2006 source cited for 2020+ information
>Neglects to mention that Myocarditis rates are astronomically Higher from COVID itself
>Neglects to mention that Myocarditis is more common from the AstraZenica Vaccine which isn't even MRNA

The absolute state of Antivaxxers, grasping at straws.

Also "Muh 2 weeks extended!!"
Because you people didn't follow it so it didn't work.

[Anonymous No.53598996]

>>53598578
This means month out puts are cheap af. Nice.

[Anonymous No.53598998]

Yang was the only one who understood the Ai revolution. We failed him.

[Anonymous No.53598999]

>muh inversion
you're all retarded parrots

[Anonymous No.53599009]

>>53598993
She thinks you are an incel terrorist. It's over.

[Anonymous No.53599010]

>>53598999
>Eamonn Sheridan

[Anonymous No.53599011]

>>53598028
>is it possible to earn consistent money by playing poker in a rigged game
Sure is. The trick is to be the dealer.

[Anonymous No.53599033]

>>53598999
>this time its different
HE SAID THE LINE!!!

[Anonymous No.53599043]

im about to cut my losses. the market is just gonna pump all crazy like again after tuesday is a nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.53599045]

>>53598977
Anyone with assets is bought into the system. Anyone without assets is too retarded to understand they are getting screwed
changing course would upset king dollar and crash the global economy

[Anonymous No.53599047]

>>53599009
Yeah ok, jealous faggot, kek.

[Anonymous No.53599050]

>>53598968
It's sad. So many people, all colors, both sexes, all points on the political spectrum seem so braindead. Maybe the word 'goy' is right.
>>53598998
I think about this every time I see robots at restaurants, in manufacturing, etc....

Meanwhile we have men in dresses as the focal point of discussion in the culture war, with Democrats literally willing to die on the hill for trannies. Repubs are posing with rifles to look 'tough' any chance they get (balloon this week anyone?)

[Anonymous No.53599054]

>>53598985
>Where can I get a Qui gf?
idk but I want one too

[Anonymous No.53599055]

>>53599010
As a potato eater, I'm actually kinda glad that we have a "le happy merchant" variation, gives me a good chuckle.
Don't worry, most of our world domination plans just involve screwing over the British, the rest of you lot are fine.

[Anonymous No.53599057]

>>53599043
hell yeah it is mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.53599063]

>>53598898
Trump is the only solution for the US to manage a controlled decline of its monetary and political power. We are lucky Hillary didnt got the ticket, would have meant Ukraine war in 2016. And Biden is thankfully already weaken enough to not create a big enough shit to matter.
2024 Trump and the US can finish what it started under Obama, retiring

[Anonymous No.53599066]

>>53598985

[Anonymous No.53599067]

FUCK fuck fuck guys i fucked up bad
I bought an NVDA put last week for 1k
its worthless now, expires this friday
im now -500$ for the year
what do i do

[Anonymous No.53599075]

>>53598995
Your right. I am wrong, everything is fine and there is nothing to worry about. It is all on the level, and nothing is being withheld or manipulated to effect the statistics.

I am a dumb ass sometimes, please forgive me.

[Anonymous No.53599076]

>>53599067
Buy another one, obviously

[Anonymous No.53599079]

>>53598995
Covid causing myocarditis has been debunked. Why don't you trust the science?

[Anonymous No.53599082]

>>53599067
stop gambling and start investing

[Anonymous No.53599088]

How did you guys go so schizo in the 10 minutes I went to do dishes and get more coffee?

[Anonymous No.53599093]

>>53599067
At least you ddn't use leverage then you'd really be heemed.

[Anonymous No.53599094]

>>53599067
No problem, just sell you Bussy x10 times for 50USD each. But don't forget to report it to the IRS as income.

[Anonymous No.53599097]

Guess i'll bake again

[Anonymous No.53599108]

>>53599097
>He does it for free

[Anonymous No.53599109]

>>53599088
i have the fed pepe saved. must have saved it from when a fed posted. that means you cant tell if its a fed anymore because real anons save it.

[Anonymous No.53599110]

>Biz - Business and Finance

[Anonymous No.53599111]

>>53599079
>Newstarget headline as "gotcha"
You guys are still seething that everyone who got the Vax didn't drop dead like you predicted.

[Anonymous No.53599118]

>>53598154
Uber is going to have really good subscriber numbers for their monthly service as they're giving away free membership to capital one savior cardholders for the next two years

[Anonymous No.53599126]

fresh
>>53599116

>>53599116

>>53599116

[Anonymous No.53599135]

>>53599109
Whatever. Shit is compromised at the hardware level and we're on the internet anyway.

[Anonymous No.53599146]

I was just bullshitting earlier but i guess we actually are closing green today

[Anonymous No.53599152]

>>53599063
The US will never retire, just evolve form. Economic prowess is too strong based off its GDP and geographic positions alone.

[Anonymous No.53599162]

>>53599111
tons of people have died, will die, or otherwise have serious health issues from the vaxx. i know youre just a troll because its an easy troll about this for (you)s but still, the whole thing is fucked up.

[Anonymous No.53599164]

>>53599111
They literally are you retard.

John Cambell has exposed that the vax is killing or maiming over 1/1000 people in the medium term and likely was resposnible for the entire "covid" death spike, because everyone who died from covid died at maximum rate during the maximum rate of vaccine rollout, yet were counted as covid deaths.

You midwits are an embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.53599223]

>>53599164
Link?

[Anonymous No.53599248]

>>53598999
> this time it's different
AHAHAHAHAAA

[Anonymous No.53599250]

>>53598944
Thanks. Was going to update the pasta but I got busy at work; I’ll give it a go later

[Anonymous No.53599254]

>>53598995
Get another booster

[Anonymous No.53599333]

>>53599248
>i know more than the guy who pioneered the indicator
>my best retort is HAHAHA posting
embarrassing to witness

[Anonymous No.53599341]

>>53598462
Reopened 100000000x short

[Anonymous No.53599432]

>>53599341
Unfathomably Based

[Anonymous No.53599505]

>>53598172
>Breaking
>down 2 dollars
Kys

[Anonymous No.53599551]

>>53599333
"This time it's different" is literally one of the indicators.

[Anonymous No.53599613]

>>53598462
I don’t even know you and I hate your guts

[Anonymous No.53599981]

>>53598999
>This Time It's Different
Permanent high plateau confirmed!