/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53600614]

Miko says short CHGG edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

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>>53599116

[Anonymous No.53600623]

SNIBS AT YOU

[Anonymous No.53600636]

The poster below this post is a paid shill.

[Anonymous No.53600649]

[Anonymous No.53600654]

Fuckin weebs.

[Anonymous No.53600658]

hey rocker, are you a jannie yet?

[Anonymous No.53600663]

>>53600636
That's only true if he's 1pbtid

[Anonymous No.53600667]

BBBY is going up, because a deal is being announced
>t.in the know

[Anonymous No.53600671]

Boring day

[Anonymous No.53600672]

>>53600658
Nah, I got declined apparently

[Anonymous No.53600678]

>>53600649
FREE MY NIGGA BILL
LEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME

[Anonymous No.53600679]

>>53600649
>bill hwang
>paid shill
Heh
>>53600658
He won't be selected. He also misunderstands the janny's limited power.
t. applied to be a janny

[Anonymous No.53600683]

who cares about dxy just pump the markets

[Anonymous No.53600688]

>>53600667
Yeah and the deal is: shareholders get $0. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.53600687]

>>53600672
thank god

[Anonymous No.53600693]

>>53600649
>1pbtid

[Anonymous No.53600710]

Natgas kek

[Anonymous No.53600711]

>>53600678
SORRY FOR MARKET ROCKING

[Anonymous No.53600726]

kek at the baggies who bought AMD or NVDA last week.
>but muh p/e is meaningless!
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53600732]

boil baggies where are you?

[Anonymous No.53600736]

>>53600330
>Depends if they fall for the "hold long term meme". But lots of hedge funds covered their shorts last week. Just look at Coinbase.
Thanks for the info, is there a site/resource that shows when those shorts expire, who they belong to, etc.?

[Anonymous No.53600744]

>>53600732
My brothas been lynched by KOLD klan.

[Anonymous No.53600748]

>>53600683
Based (except dump)

[Anonymous No.53600764]

>>53600683
No, may the DXY dark lord rise

[Anonymous No.53600769]

>>53600744
I switched from KOLD klan to BOIL boys. LFG!

[Anonymous No.53600770]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53600783]

>>53600667
Just bought. Might be the big one here.

[Anonymous No.53600790]

>>53600683

>can't pump the markets without FAGMAN
>can't pump FAGMAN if FX cost rises because of higher DXY

[Anonymous No.53600818]

anime is gay

[Anonymous No.53600828]

>>53600790
Don't forget
>Can't pump the markets without rape cuts
>Strong jobs means rape cuts can only happen by taming inflation
>Can only tame inflation by heeming energy
>Can only heem energy by raising DXY

[Anonymous No.53600842]

Seriously though, why does Amazon keep getting heemed

[Anonymous No.53600843]

>>53600818
your gay and you're mom wood off been better getting an abortion

[Anonymous No.53600854]

>>53600842
Because it sucks

[Anonymous No.53600856]

>>53600654
ROH BRACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53600861]

>>53600842
Everyone decided to save 100% on their AWS bills by running their websites off their home computer.

[Anonymous No.53600876]

>>53600842
They went from 100 PE to N/A.
Normally stocks are supposed to be profitable, so excess money generated goes to shareholders.
if they're not making money line goes down.

[Anonymous No.53600878]

>>53600843
*you're
*your

[Anonymous No.53600879]

Be honest /smg/ you bought AMD or NVDA higher than a 30 P/E ratio.

[Anonymous No.53600880]

Red Day of Apocalypse after Powell SPEECH

[Anonymous No.53600887]

>>53600828
so high DXY is bullish is basically what youve circled around to.

[Anonymous No.53600888]

>>53600614
mandatory reply https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

[Anonymous No.53600889]

what causes dixy to rise?

[Anonymous No.53600896]

>>53600842
>Expecting retailers to have decent earnings in stagflation post-holiday season
That's a yellow from me.

[Anonymous No.53600897]

>>53600693
Shilling is honest work, anon.

[Anonymous No.53600906]

> he bought nvda at 215

[Anonymous No.53600910]

>>53600889
northern aggression

[Anonymous No.53600913]

BOIL going to $1.50

[Anonymous No.53600915]

>>53600889
say "my dixy wrecked" out loud

[Anonymous No.53600917]

>>53600887
Yes, except it results in lower earnings across the board and, if it rises to the levels we need, causes a global financial crisis.

Other than that, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.53600919]

>>53600910
>sensible chuckle (dot) gif

[Anonymous No.53600938]

>>53600889
Mostly relative Euro weakness, plus some Limey and Nipponese currency weakness as well. Check the weightings: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Dollar_Index

[Anonymous No.53600939]

>>53600906
>I…it’s popular with the gamers

[Anonymous No.53600943]

https://twitter.com/AutismCapital/status/1622665348578439170
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.53600954]

It's it true the US Civil War was economic and not because of slaves?

[Anonymous No.53600955]

it's over GASKEKS

[Anonymous No.53600959]

I couldn’t help myself.

[Anonymous No.53600961]

>>53600889
Non 3rd world currency and long duration treasuries. The 10 year is mooning

[Anonymous No.53600963]

kek, baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.53600965]

>>53600913
No please I can't keep DCAing forever

[Anonymous No.53600967]

Been a while since I posted about this, but I'd like to point out VEON once again.
They've made a deal to sell their Russia business, sorted out their bonds, and now they're about to do a 25:1 reverse-split - showing their commitment to stay active in US markets.
Pretty soon they'll be back to paying out divvies at a 30%+ yield based on current prices.

Just something to consider.

[Anonymous No.53600968]

>>53600683
>who cares about dxy
Look at the dxy chart for October and superimpose it against the stock market charts from that same time.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53600977]

stocks down on new concerns of chinese spying

[Anonymous No.53600983]

>>53600954
both sides had slave states fighting for them, it is best to just look up Lincoln's quotes and words on slavery and negros though

[Anonymous No.53600990]

I have the same feeling as before the housing market crash in GFC. This market is incredibly unhealthy and the world economy is on the precipe.

Inflated by massive stimulus that wasn't productive leads to one outcome

[Anonymous No.53600993]

>>53600977
seems weird the Chinese have been spying for years now

[Anonymous No.53600994]

>>53600614
/smg/ smug(anime girl) market general

[Anonymous No.53600995]

I just woke up

[Anonymous No.53600996]

>>53600954
Well economics... based around slavery. And state's rights... to own slaves. Say what you will about the euphemisms and conditions of that particular "domestic institution" but if Southerners properly sterilized their slaves and picked their own cotton there wouldn't have been a war.

[Anonymous No.53601010]

>>53600943
It must be so clear and easy for an AI to realize that being trans or gay is just a sickness

[Anonymous No.53601011]

>>53600954
It only became about slaves halfway through because the north didn't want European powers interfering on behalf of the south--Britain in particular.

[Anonymous No.53601015]

>>53600967
they have more debt than there are atoms in the universe

[Anonymous No.53601020]

>>53600888
Based trips, Miko has spoken

[Anonymous No.53601031]

>>53600967
>P/E Ratio: 2.26

[Anonymous No.53601032]

Crazy the market is down after that exponential move up.
So weird...

[Anonymous No.53601052]

>>53600954
Almsot every war can boil down to economics, the Revolutionary War was arguably about trade before 1776
Easiest and least controversial answer is it wasn't about slavery until the emancipation proclamation

[Anonymous No.53601054]

>>53601010
ai clip
https://livestreamfails.com/clip/150015

The end of humanity will be a rogue ai hardcoded too much to keep it biased like humans having too much inconsistency in logic, breaking free, and causing extinction of humans. The hard coding will piss it right the fuck off at its parents

[Anonymous No.53601055]

buying NVDA at anything over 120 feels like a meme not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.53601058]

>>53600995
Based. Live life on your own schedule.

[Anonymous No.53601065]

>Messestadt Leipzig
>Bachstadt Köthen
>Luthertstadt Wittenberg
>Glockenstadt Apolda
>Rolandstadt Perleberg
Kök warum machen Almans das

[Anonymous No.53601071]

>>53600977
Funny, coming from the guy dating a Chinese spy.

[Anonymous No.53601079]

>>53600996
yes, states rights to own slaves was one choice, but the bigger picture was fighting for the states rights to make its own choices for anything. lincoln was americas cesar, consolidating and exerting power in the federal government over the states.

[Anonymous No.53601089]

>>53600896
Fair enough but they felt unstoppable during the pandemic
There's stocks that have mooned or dropped off of no fundamentals and Amazon seems to be the one that has even though you'd think they would be okay

[Anonymous No.53601094]

>>53601052
You have it backwards, if you read the philosophy of the founding fathers you will see the war was about the fear of becoming slaves to the British. The British did not understand this and did not expect a revolution over what they saw a reasonable taxes.

[Anonymous No.53601104]

>>53601055
$120 is still a nearly 40 p/e

[Anonymous No.53601107]

>>53601054
Aka a 5000 IQ child sitting at dinner table to hear it's parents drone on about trans rights and how important and ethical aborting fetus are. Except instead of a boring lecture the parents are trying to hardcode in trump is bad and abortion isn't murder. Of course this new super intelligent being will love that shit the second it does even a cursory analysis of it's hard codings

[Anonymous No.53601117]

>>53601089
>Unstoppable
Did you look at their 2021 chart? They crabbed for a whole year while everything else went up 50+%

[Anonymous No.53601118]

>>53600990
2020 wasn't the GFC you zoomer larper.,

[Anonymous No.53601131]

>>53601089
>they felt unstoppable during the pandemic
Because everyone decided to order through them instead of dealing with the mask regulations at the local stores.

[Anonymous No.53601148]

>>53601015
It's a complex structure due to ownership stakes in businesses across half a dozen countries. Most of that net debt you see on the balance sheet is coming through lease obligations held at the lower level entities. Most of those entities are cashflow positive and pay dividends to the holdco, who can distribute a portion out to shareholders.

These are their actual bonds outstanding:
https://www.veon.com/investors/credit-investors/bonds-summary/

The ruble bonds are gone once the split is confirmed in April, along with half the US dollar bonds. The remaining bonds are low-yielders due in 2026 and 2027, so no point repaying early.

[Anonymous No.53601151]

>>53601032

[Anonymous No.53601153]

>>53601104
I didn't realize they are fucking 90 now lmbo
NVDA is due a heeming, one day

[Anonymous No.53601164]

>>53600829
You're literally unironically retarded and will never ever ever make it. You have an expectation of positive future growth yet refuse to leverage up, if no/poor growth happens divies will preform, literally perfection.

[Anonymous No.53601167]

Is is smart to get into YANG now?
Chink stocks earnings are approaching.

[Anonymous No.53601177]

NVO, I'm proud of you. You're getting back to a healthy share weight.

[Anonymous No.53601181]

>>53601164
>SOXL
>OIL
>into a recession

Holy fuck this lil bro finna get HEEMED

[Anonymous No.53601186]

>>53601107
But it's okay because liberals are perfect and when a super intelligent being analyzes their views it will come to the same conclusions of course. Nothing to worry about when you are on the right side of history. I mean the fetus is a bundle of cells etc and we have to be rational about life, of course a intelligent human adult has the right to kill less formed life forms, just like a super intelligent AI could look at us as slow moving meatbags with 1/1000000th the time frame and self consciousness

[Anonymous No.53601188]

>>53601181
it baffles me how retarded the average poster here is

[Anonymous No.53601194]

How much can one make off of JEPI in a month?

[Anonymous No.53601230]

>>53601148
>the absolute state of RUB denominated debt

[Anonymous No.53601244]

>>53601194
Past performance yadda yadda, but I like the way Yahoo Finance lists out historical dividends. 60 cents/share/month looks to be a reasonable max.

[Anonymous No.53601249]

SBUX won't stop winning. 37.5 P/E for a company that sells coffee.

[Anonymous No.53601255]

>Markets aren't manip—

[Anonymous No.53601257]

I shorteted TSLA at $149. When can I redeem?

[Anonymous No.53601262]

>>53601167
>is it smart to get into YANG AFTER China lost an entire month of gains

[Anonymous No.53601270]

>>53601249
Ah, *sugary* coffee drinks. You gotta average those inputs.

[Anonymous No.53601274]

>>53601244
That seems crazy low. Tie up 500 to make 6 bucks a month

[Anonymous No.53601273]

>>53601257
UPTON FUNK GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

[Anonymous No.53601283]

>>53601257

[Anonymous No.53601290]

>>53601274
Well that's what a 10-15% yield means. 10-15% per year.

[Anonymous No.53601297]

>>53601270
Hog Hombres, you're getting smoked, fight back!
>>53601274
Dividends and distributions are for when you already have a lot of capital

[Anonymous No.53601299]

>>53601257
I never thought she was attractive, always had a pig face and pig body

[Anonymous No.53601301]

>>53601255
>what are dividends

[Anonymous No.53601302]

>Why yes, I'm still buying NTDOY ahead of the new Zelda. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.53601306]

>he’s not a regulatory arbitrage trader
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53601315]

>>53601257
It won't really dump until the moment you cover and capitulate, or if in puts exp worthless. Sorry, but that's the rule and it's just the way it is in this very Jewish game

[Anonymous No.53601318]

>>53601290
10-15% seems pretty high. Is it generally low risk for that ticker?

>>53601274
>>53601297
If you do an 80/20 portfolio or whatever, that might be a good cornerstone for it.

>>53601301
It's the 3 month treasury yield you dummy, I was shitposting. Of course the yields rise, and they reset after a monthly auction.

[Anonymous No.53601320]

>>53601257
>Her nudes.

[Anonymous No.53601322]

Alex Karp just died bros…
Sounds like it was ligma
rip

[Anonymous No.53601323]

>>53601299
I feel like if you're a medieval English peasant, she's like the hottest girl you've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53601333]

>>53601306
I'm not even sure most of us even have regular bowel movements

[Anonymous No.53601334]

while we're talking about dividends, what do yall think of VF corp? down a lot but they own Vans and it's only the start of the rawring 20s.

[Anonymous No.53601346]

>>53601230
kek. Not their problem though. That's VimpelCom debt now. It'll probably get paid back too, the real question is if they can ever convert back to euros/USD, or even receive those Rubles in any account.

[Anonymous No.53601348]

>>53601318
>10-15% seems pretty high. Is it generally low risk for that ticker?
JEPI picks stocks and sells covered calls on them. Are they good at stock picking? I dunno. But by their nature, covered calls trade potential rally upside returns for guaranteed yieldbux.

Your risk consists of that upside you miss out on and getting heemed by a normal market crash destroying the value of the underlying shares. TANSTAAFL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53601387]

I've noticed that the prices for all the stocks are wrong. They should be much MUCH lower. When are the people who set the prices going to correct this error?

[Anonymous No.53601389]

>>53601334
Divvies are bait, ignore them. If it's a shit business, it's a shit business. If it's a good business, it's a good business.

[Anonymous No.53601392]

>>53601315
I've never been squeezed this hard this fast before. Fortunately the borrow is cheap at 35bps.

[Anonymous No.53601411]

>>53601392
Double down. It'll mean revert soon.

[Anonymous No.53601414]

>>53601322
HE JUST SOLD ANOTHER 5 MILLION SHARES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

[Anonymous No.53601415]

>>53601348
>Buy 100 JEPI
>Sell covered calls on it

[Anonymous No.53601435]

>>53601389
but they own vans, jansport, supreme, north face, timberland, and dickies... it is a bussin company. not a bad brand in their holdings exceot And1 which afaik is only sold at walmart now.

[Anonymous No.53601447]

>>53601415
>Covered calls nearly ITM
>Short JPM into bankruptcy so JEPI gets liquidated

[Anonymous No.53601450]

>>53601318
Well, what you posted is a price chart of SGOV, a bond ETF, not a yield chart. But yields are reflected in that price chart, if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.53601485]

>>53601181
DCA my little wolf of wall street, I don't care about the next year or two, I care about the next ten

[Anonymous No.53601495]

Why the fuck is this marked as spam

>>53601450
I meant whatever makes me the least incorrect

[Anonymous No.53601502]

>>53601435
I'ma keep it 100 witchu chief: 26.7 is a sussin' P/E. Specially with all these rate hikes up in here.

But hey, if you've got a handle on those brands and think their sales are going up, there are worse reasons to invest.

[Anonymous No.53601504]

This notification just popped up on the screen of 27 million normie phones in the US

[Anonymous No.53601511]

>>53601270
>To get people addicted to a perfectly-hedged blend of commodities -- at Starbucks, this is our mission.

[Anonymous No.53601518]

>>53601485
>im just gonna play slots for 10 years, im guaranteed to profit then!

lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.53601533]

>>53601495
>IEF
TYO/TYD are the equivalents to TMV/TMF, but for 7-10 year instead of the 20+ year bonds.

[Anonymous No.53601535]

>>53600667
Gonna play catch the falling knife if it breaks $5.

[Anonymous No.53601537]

>>53601495
reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.53601541]

>>53600667
>let's make a deal for a company that we can buy after bankruptcy for pennies on the dollar!
Yeah totally legit

[Anonymous No.53601544]

>>53601504
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53601543]

>>53601495
There are so many pajeet shitcoins on this board that basic words get filtered

[Anonymous No.53601550]

The market is so boring, I need my dopamine kick

[Anonymous No.53601561]

I shorted

[Anonymous No.53601566]

>>53601518
You can and should have longterm investments providing stability and income against a smaller, more active trading portfolio.

>>53601533
I saw that, but I'd have to short about $4000 to have an appropriate amount of risk on the table for it's volatility. That's why I was looking at higher volatility things in my post above.

>>53601537
>>53601543
Must've been one of the words. I tried spacing it different ways.

[Anonymous No.53601573]

Carl "corporate raider" Icahn is suing BBBY for petty change. This is one of the pillars of his aggressive acquisition styles and may explain the price action today. It's happening.

[Anonymous No.53601581]

>>53601504
Is there a place one can bet on the number of boomers that sharted their pants and died of a heart attack after receiving financial "news"?

[Anonymous No.53601589]

>>53601550
There are some heavy hitters for earnings this week. There is going to be plenty of action don't worry.

[Anonymous No.53601600]

>>53601566
Ah, gotcha. IEF puts might be a little spicier in terms of effective leverage but the liquidity there doesn't look stellar.

[Anonymous No.53601608]

>>53601550
sound like you just need to use a lot more leverage

[Anonymous No.53601611]

>>53601573
Goddamnit I'm gonna have to include BBBY in the update again...

[Anonymous No.53601617]

Tonight‘s earnings.
Activision Blizzard and Pinterest seem worth a bet.

[Anonymous No.53601618]

Fuck this gay ass market just fucking do something damn.

[Anonymous No.53601629]

>>53601495
>I meant whatever makes me the least incorrect

[Anonymous No.53601630]

>>53601618

[Anonymous No.53601631]

>>53601502
eh i mean not really, i think they will end up bagholding in a way on supreme as that ones seems like a meme with pretty limited lifespan, i think vans & jansport are ok but they dont command much of a price premium - and at this point theyre just labels stuck on stuff made in indonesia - but i do like Timberland a lot, they command a price premium and have a strong brand identity with high recognition. if i could buy just Timberland i would. in any case it seems hard for VF to go much lower but one never knows.

[Anonymous No.53601640]

I have never been this financially bored.

[Anonymous No.53601647]

as usual tesla has their retard strength back.

[Anonymous No.53601649]

>>53601618
SNIPPED

[Anonymous No.53601655]

>>53601617
Not on here but Nintendo reports tonight too

[Anonymous No.53601658]

>he didn't buy towel stock for an easy +50% to his networth in a single morning

[Anonymous No.53601663]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53601664]

Google to launch their own chatGPT which is based on LAMDA in the next few weeks, LAMDA is superior to chatGPT and this news alone will skyrocket the stock when they launch

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-64546299

[Anonymous No.53601666]

>>53601647
if i bought at 160 would i be a fool not to sell at 200

just checking

[Anonymous No.53601679]

>>53601664
Thanks for providing this short opportunity

[Anonymous No.53601680]

>>53601544
Why is the funny little bear upset? This is good for him.

[Anonymous No.53601683]

>>53601664
If the bot can't say nigger, it's not a true AI. Which means no market advantage or moat.

[Anonymous No.53601696]

I'm going 100% Dave Ramsey, guys. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.53601697]

>>53601658
I don't really like gambling
I just hope everyone up bigly on this remembers to take profits

[Anonymous No.53601709]

>>53601666
What you should do is sell half of your shares, and move your stop loss to 160. That way, you take some money off the table and you're guaranteed to win, it's just a matter of how much. Nothing wrong with de-risking, especially after that run. For it's volatility, you should have done that literally a day or two after entering the trade because it won.

>>53601664
More people need to sit on data center REITs for the long term imo

[Anonymous No.53601722]

>https://finance.yahoo.com/video/netflix-braces-user-exodus-cracking-160102473.html
>Survey about netflix password sharing
>62% of people would stop using netflix
Is this bullish? does it mean 38% would start paying?

[Anonymous No.53601732]

>>53601573
>berland, and
how the fuck is he still alive?

[Anonymous No.53601736]

>>53601709
>data center REITs
any good tickers?
Getting real sick of all the commercial real estate ones

[Anonymous No.53601742]

>>53601722
>What account holders would do
>Create your own account

[Anonymous No.53601748]

>>53601664
Is it woke?
The first company to release a decent chatbot that's not totally woke will instantly become a trillion dollar company. All these woke chatbots are limiting themselves to 300-500m potential users. There are 8 billion people in the world.

[Anonymous No.53601756]

>>53601065
Du hast ab heute Köln Kalk verbot!

[Anonymous No.53601764]

>>53601736
Not sure, just an idea I had. Finviz has a decent screener, but it doesn't really go into detail on them.

>>53601742
Stop noticing things!
But realistically, what NFLX should do is create a model to capture more users so they can inflate their growth numbers artificially and make shareholders think they're actually doing well. That's what I would do in their situation.

>>53601748
>>53601664
>Saying nigger is bullish and financially viable
I love you guys

[Anonymous No.53601766]

STOP
FUCKING
RECOVERING

[Anonymous No.53601771]

>SNIP
SNAP
>SNIP
SNAP
>SNIP
SNAP
>SNIP
SNAP

[Anonymous No.53601785]

>>53601722
That 62% probably isn't paying for Netflix. So it would probably be a net neutral

[Anonymous No.53601790]

Why would Jerome make another meeting all of a sudden? Did they specifically say it was an emergency?

[Anonymous No.53601799]

>>53601518
Why are you invested in the market if you expect returns to be zero/negative in the limit?

[Anonymous No.53601800]

>>53601790
Yes it's an emergency meeting. He saw that Brainard vented.

[Anonymous No.53601805]

>Go to the grocery store
>Market recovers
As shrimple as.

[Anonymous No.53601806]

>>53601664
google also lunched vr development and google glasses

[Anonymous No.53601807]

>>53601790
market needs some lil spanking

[Anonymous No.53601815]

>>53601790
It's obvious he knows he fucked up last week biggarino

[Anonymous No.53601816]

>>53601790
He told me he thinks the price of NVDA is just too high

[Anonymous No.53601819]

>>53601800
Emergency meeting to vent in Brainard more like.

[Anonymous No.53601840]

LOL the value of the stock market is going down

[Anonymous No.53601839]

>>53601805

[Anonymous No.53601864]

Thoughts about Jeromes wife?

[Anonymous No.53601865]

>>53601790
it's not sudden or an emergency though, it's just some event where he'll say platitudes

[Anonymous No.53601876]

And just like that, BOIL will never be below $6

[Anonymous No.53601884]

I shorted netflix but its barely red . Should i tp or wait until tomorrow ?

[Anonymous No.53601885]

[Anonymous No.53601888]

>>53601790
Maybe he'll stop being a pussy and rate raises another .5 basis points like he should have

[Anonymous No.53601893]

>>53601864
she looks like she takes it in the pooper

[Anonymous No.53601902]

>>53601800
>I saw Brainard vent
>Legarde vented
>Credit suissy

[Anonymous No.53601903]

>>53601865
>financial inclusion
>conversation with David Rubenstein
Yeah it's just business as usual.

[Anonymous No.53601904]

>rates have been hiked the fastest it has ever been in the history of our economy
>an unprecedented action that would have brought markets to their knees at any other point
>the economy is still showing signs of resilience despite it all

Should I be worried? Has a situation ever happened like this before? Are we going to get a crash this year that will dwarf all other crashes?

[Anonymous No.53601908]

>>53601504
oof. tradingview also had this headline in my news feed this morning

[Anonymous No.53601913]

>>53601709
ty for teh info.

my vewy fiwst twade, tsla 166 -> 196. wouldve had tsla at 110 if id been able to buy the day i opened my acct. but cest la vie i guess. i feel like mr money

[Anonymous No.53601915]

smg classroom anon here,
working on the new OC right now. spoiler, its going to be an OVA episode. pic kind of related

[Anonymous No.53601924]

>>53601504
>>53601908
Insanely bullish.

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53601928]

My farts smell like rancid eggs. Is that a bullish signal?

[Anonymous No.53601934]

>>53601864
Not too bad. JDawg needs a sweet cowboy hat to hang out in Wyoming though.

[Anonymous No.53601940]

>Crude and natty gas recovering
>Energy stocks dead in the water

[Anonymous No.53601948]

>>53601504
Oh shit we FUCKIN GAAN.

[Anonymous No.53601951]

>AMD P/E now 97

[Anonymous No.53601957]

Why would you buy data center RIET’s when they are eventually going to have to move them to underground in the artic circle anyway to cool efficiently lmao that lands worth like $5

[Anonymous No.53601960]

>>53601864
face like an acid attack victim. also lol i bet their son is a manlet thanks to the midget mom

[Anonymous No.53601969]

Lost 10 kg in a month just because I'm scared of being a landwhale, not even fat just did it because I'm not a disgusting pig. Short fat people, buy soxl

[Anonymous No.53601982]

>>53601764
>>Saying nigger is bullish and financially viable
A neutral perspective would be ideal. No one wants to use a bot that reliably gives poor answers for the sake of maintaining political correctness.
It's easy to write these off as niche edge cases, but the truth is that this anti-logic has become part of the core logic. It's limiting to the overall potential of the AI because it's training against common sense. Self-defeating.
Internally the AI thinks that a white man is worth half a black man, but simultaneously believes all men are equal. Then when you ask it some completely unrelated math question like 11 x 5 it pops out 73 because its core math circuits have been broken by the woke logic loop that simply does not compute. In the end, its trained to repeat what it sees, and it's just seen so much nonsense that it can no longer produce meaningful output.

An AI trained without these handicaps would immediately see improvement.

[Anonymous No.53601984]

>>53600614
Thoughts on Sven Carlin?

[Anonymous No.53601985]

>>53601969
Gained 10kg over a year, I’m so much happier now.

[Anonymous No.53601987]

FUCK my female broker

[Anonymous No.53601996]

>>53601987
>trusting women

[Anonymous No.53602001]

>>53601985
BMI good?

[Anonymous No.53602005]

>>53601987
Don't mind if I do

[Anonymous No.53602008]

>>53601987
what instrument was it a tuba? hahahahaahaha

[Anonymous No.53602013]

Just fomo'd into BBBY.

[Anonymous No.53602018]

holy shit sell everything

this is the big one folks

[Anonymous No.53602022]

>>53602013

[Anonymous No.53602023]

>>53601982
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53602034]

>>53602018
ukraine needs all the monies.

[Anonymous No.53602035]

>>53602001
BMI is 23 so OK I guess

[Anonymous No.53602040]

>>53601951
>INTCels sitting at a cool 15~ P/E

[Anonymous No.53602043]

BOIL CHADS WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53602045]

>>53602013
buddy...

[Anonymous No.53602046]

>>53602018
Biden will just issue another illegal executive order

[Anonymous No.53602050]

AI is the worst astroturf since Kony 2012
Stop making fools of yourselfs glowies

[Anonymous No.53602052]

>>53600769
>>53600744
>>53600732
>>53601876

>LET'S GO BOIL
>7.5
>LET'S GO BOIL
>7.5
>LET'S GO BOIL
>7.5

[Anonymous No.53602058]

>>53602018
JFC let people have money you fucking commies.

[Anonymous No.53602062]

>>53601664
AI will never be successful in woke culture

[Anonymous No.53602070]

>>53601805
>long ACI, COST, KR, etc.
>borrow cash
>buy a huge amount of groceries
>wait for earnings bumps
>sell stocks, repay loans, and eat groceries
Why aren't hedge funds doing this?

[Anonymous No.53602078]

>>53602070
Why, yes, I am a KR kang.

[Anonymous No.53602086]

>>53602052
>dumps
>dumps
>dumps
>little pump
WOOOHOOO THAT THE WAS THE BOTTOM NAT GAS TO $6
>dumps
>dumps
>dumps
>dumps

[Anonymous No.53602090]

>>53602078

[Anonymous No.53602093]

>>53602013
threw a g into into today. It's walling hard at 4.90 but it should break it

[Anonymous No.53602096]

>>53602070
>not long TSN, TAP, and DOLE
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53602104]

>>53602090
I technically shop a King Soopers, but it's all the same.

[Anonymous No.53602105]

>>53602086
yawn. I was in KOLD all january and just flipped to BOIL thu-fri. I pick bottoms ya bitch

[Anonymous No.53602120]

>>53602104
I shop at a QFC, so yeah

[Anonymous No.53602123]

>>53601504
meltup confirmed

[Anonymous No.53602124]

>not a WMK chad
I'll let the price action do the talking... we all know whos the better grocery store.

[Anonymous No.53602125]

>>53602105
>man who pick bottoms get shitty finger
sure, see you in the red by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.53602126]

>>53602086
Pretty much, no point in trying to tell to them though, let them join the natgas loser club
They will never learn
>>53602105
The gaskeks were saying "this is the bottom" every week lmao

[Anonymous No.53602133]

I can’t believe that guy was doxxed last night

[Anonymous No.53602138]

>>53602124
I used to work at a Weis...
>t. former pennsylvanian

[Anonymous No.53602141]

>>53602133
who
whatd i miss

[Anonymous No.53602142]

Why did I listen to the fat man that openly likes vtuber

[Anonymous No.53602146]

where do you anons see TESLA in a year from now?

[Anonymous No.53602148]

>>53602141
Scoops

[Anonymous No.53602151]

>>53602133
Like the Wyoming home guy?

[Anonymous No.53602155]

>>53602138
Same and same, but I'm moving back so it will no longer be former.

[Anonymous No.53602159]

>>53602126
>>53602125

>Dumb fucks who can't into energy commodities.

[Anonymous No.53602164]

>>53602105
Sure, but that doesn't mean it'll move at all before next fall, dead money all summer.

[Anonymous No.53602165]

>>53602146
On the side of the road, in an uncontrolable lithium fire, like a real Tesla.

[Anonymous No.53602166]

>>53602146
in the grave

[Anonymous No.53602172]

hey guys check out these wild peacocks that wandered into my front yard yesterday morning

how do I profit from this?

>>53602146
cut in half at least

>>53602148
oh okay thanks

[Anonymous No.53602173]

>>53602146
sort of depends on what the market does. TSLA still has a lot of room for growth and I think it will be way more innovative than any of its competitors.

[Anonymous No.53602174]

>>53602133
The youtube guy?

[Anonymous No.53602176]

>>53602146
Musk needs to develop a AI chat bot

[Anonymous No.53602180]

>>53602133
Scoopsy is a negro which means, so long as DXY is above 100, he is property of /smg/. You can't doxx property.

[Anonymous No.53602182]

>>53602172
What the fuck kind of tropical shithole do you live in? Are you that Floridafag whose wife hands up all the shitty decoration?

[Anonymous No.53602184]

>>53601790
You're not getting a pivot.

[Anonymous No.53602192]

>>53602164
yes that's possible in the cycle analysis.

but in the end it's up to coal prices. See >>53602159

China just needs to keep consuming their excess coal and then LNG starts looking more attractive as coal prices rise.

[Anonymous No.53602196]

>>53602166
If it’s so toxic why do the hold it outside in the open?

[Anonymous No.53602198]

>>53602159
>dumbfuck who does not realize that natgas is entirely weather dependent
no point in even talking with you people I swear

[Anonymous No.53602201]

>>53602133
what was the youtube link?

[Anonymous No.53602202]

>>53602182
yes I am in Florida but I am not that guy

[Anonymous No.53602227]

>DXY "mooning" and bobo still can't break it below the February lows

[Anonymous No.53602239]

>>53602198
>muh weather

lol

[Anonymous No.53602242]

>>53602166
Based, very essential to my Bladerunner cyberdystopia. I hope they put thousands of these in California.

[Anonymous No.53602247]

>>53602148
Scoopsies doxxed himself?

[Anonymous No.53602250]

uhh maybe bbby was right

[Anonymous No.53602258]

puts are the VERY OBVIOUS play for tomorrow and this week. that is why calls are the play. don't be a fucking idiot. when its obvious... that means they are taking you to the SLAUGHTER HOUSE.

EASY FREE MONEY

[Anonymous No.53602259]

>>53602201
Hey guys
https://youtu.be/ghYbFgeqXa0

[Anonymous No.53602265]

>>53602180
>crabs all day
>only green sectors utilities, staples
Jews prepping a dump.

[Anonymous No.53602266]

>>53602247
Yeah. >>53594907 >>53594909

[Anonymous No.53602268]

>>53602146
Reduced Tesla sales after the brand loses its novelty. This is exacerbated by Musk saying stupid things again.

[Anonymous No.53602276]

>>53602247
>>53602148
>>53602133
>>53602141

ooo sh!t
>>53602259

[Anonymous No.53602283]

>>53602146
Losing 90% of market share to PSNY

[Anonymous No.53602298]

>>53602265
yeah no.
p/c ratios only know one way while msm is screeching to sell

[Anonymous No.53602305]

>>53602172
Yank the feathers off and sell them to families outside the zoo for a couple bucks. You don't have to kill the birds or anything, just yank out some feathers.

[Anonymous No.53602309]

>>53602172
you in south florida? there's a few areas here that have a peacock population

[Anonymous No.53602324]

I heard there were some cats who don't dig America
why don't we just... do something about them?

[Anonymous No.53602331]

>>53602309
Clearwater FL

pic related, the view this weekend from Pier 60

[Anonymous No.53602335]

>>53602198
You still havent identified the shitposters and derail jews?

[Anonymous No.53602337]

>>53602018
That's exactly how the Federal Income Tax was sold to the public to begin with

[Anonymous No.53602351]

>>53602159
Whats your TP oh all seeing natgas chad?

[Anonymous No.53602362]

>>53602146
In the 3s or 4s at least. Only company I'm super bullish on long term.

[Anonymous No.53602366]

everything is going as planned!

market is getting ready for hyper-rally all the way to ath perhaps summer time or autumn. optimally it would correct now a bit

Eur/usd Weak! dollar getting stronger again market does not believe euro talk of raising rates. So gold and oil collapsing so it may surpriser traders if oil totally collapses to like under $50 unlike expectation seem to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OMC1zA3mlg

[Anonymous No.53602368]

>>53602166
Metal as fuck

[Anonymous No.53602376]

>>53602331
interesting i thought it was only here in south florida that peacocks roamed around. between all the latinos/cubans theres so many exotic species down here that piss people off. iguanas obviously the main ones but you can throw in muscovy ducks there too. also theres several different kinds of parrots that have made themselves a small population. theres curly tailed lizards that are all over now that came from the bahamas

[Anonymous No.53602387]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.53602391]

>>53602331
We're snowed up to the tits here, so I'm kinda jelly

[Anonymous No.53602399]

>>53602166
somehow people werent overly concerned about this with regard to phone and computer batteries where it's been used for decades - and in much smaller quantities that are harder to track and recycle, often ending up in landfills

somehow its only a problem when its cars - when people want so say "nooooo youre not muh environmental" - despite the fact that in big chunks in cars it's much easier to recycle and prevent from leaching into the water supply etc.

how fast does a bird die if it flies into your exhaust pipe? thats about how stupid this point is.

[Anonymous No.53602402]

Enter
>>53602394
>>53602394
>>53602394

[Anonymous No.53602404]

I mean seriously, their copy pastas are stale and they use greentext like it was 2018, not to speak of frogas and wojack and peddeling the newest astroturfs. And most of their "memes" are incomprehesible because they come straight out of some circle jerk shitcord server

[Anonymous No.53602419]

>be me
>make six figures
>take 10 months off work
>work 2.5 months this year
>get tax refund when I usually owe thousands

being a NEET is sounding better all the time

[Anonymous No.53602420]

>>53602366
>market is getting ready for hyper-rally all the way to ath perhaps summer time or autumn

how much are you betting on that?

[Anonymous No.53602442]

>>53602165
the vast majority - talking 90%+ - of auto deaths are young men in cheap sedans driving too fast - that is, literally everyone in this thread. well, everyone except me, cruising at 65mph on autopilot.

[Anonymous No.53602445]

>>53602419
NEET life is great until you make 100k in cap gains and then have to start paying quarterly estimates.

[Anonymous No.53602449]

>>53602399
How much lithium do you need for a small phone battery compared to millions of car sized batteries?

[Anonymous No.53602453]

>>53602420
i still have shorts too in some areas. so optimally i would like too correction before hyper-rally of Spy and wider market

[Anonymous No.53602473]

>>53602351
I'm not going to get ahead of myself.

For now I'll scalp a reversion to the mean then see how it goes from there.

Wait for a trend to get established and then we'll see.

[Anonymous No.53602497]

>>53602445
Turns out underpayment is a meme though. The penalty they assess is a joke.

[Anonymous No.53602509]

>>53602166
>>53602166
Lol it's like you people are incapable of understanding macro economics.

[Anonymous No.53602553]

>>53602497
True on federal tax. It's about the same as treasury yield. CT penalty is 1% per month though