Latest version of CyberTruck spotted

[Anonymous No.53657427]

Are people really going to pay $40,000 for this?

I think Tesla have had to reduce the size, soften the corners and add wiper/mirrors.

[Anonymous No.53657476]

>>53657427
what an ugly piece of shit
who drives that fuck and thinks it's hip
fucking losers

[Anonymous No.53657495]

>>53657427
holy fuck that looks terrible

[Anonymous No.53657512]

>>53657476
You actually aren't wrong
The zoomers will absolutely despise this
It's not sleek, it's not innovative, it doesn't appeal to any of their social media attention whoring either
Could be the L that causes the last leg down in TSLA

[Anonymous No.53657549]

>>53657512
Horrible take. Yeezys are hideous too but theyre a status symbol and people flocked to them like junkies to a fix. I expect this to go the same, especially when influencers start posting the soi-face "got muh tesla truck!" vids.

[Anonymous No.53657577]

>>53657427
ewww they fucking softened it?!?!

[Anonymous No.53657598]

>>53657476
>>53657512
>>53657549
I thought all the boomers left biz? There's just unsuccessful ones here with nothing interesting to say from pol and reddit i guess :/

[Anonymous No.53657605]

I like it BECAUSE it's ugly frfr

[Anonymous No.53657608]

>>53657427
Fucking hideous

[Anonymous No.53657609]

>>53657427
It looks retarded

[Anonymous No.53657644]

>>53657427
>that windshield wiper

[Anonymous No.53657656]

>>53657644
>That webm
Satanic

[Anonymous No.53657680]

>>53657644
AI made this, surely. I mean from vague concept on, “create a short animated film of a healthcare professional relating to a youth through online culture”

[Anonymous No.53657685]

>>53657656
It's not Satanic you fucking schizo, it's just plain cringe.

[Anonymous No.53657730]

>>53657598
musk simps need to be gassed on the spot

[Anonymous No.53657807]

>>53657730
He ruined the bullrun no one here likes him. The rest of the internet hates him because he's retarded. I'm calling out the cringe boomer I hate everything posts.
>hip
Embarrassing. Old business owner I know has 2 trucks on order but he does drive a lot of cars

[Anonymous No.53657821]

>>53657427
If you know anything about the truck market right now, that's actually not a bad price for a new truck, so yes

[Anonymous No.53657828]

>>53657427
buying one just to make others seethe, I hope it looks like shit, seethe harder.

[Anonymous No.53657833]

>>53657644
>you WILL buy our proprietary wiper
>and replace its undersized motor every 5 years

[Anonymous No.53657842]

I'd unironically buy one for $20k or less.

[Anonymous No.53657846]

>>53657476
i really hope that Musk the kuck is trolling everyone and every other automaker at this point and no one at the top of tesla telsaneers (KEK) is thinking this well be looking nice on the road, that thing is fugly in every angle you look at it besides looking huge and small dick compensating piece of green-hipster shit.
what an absolute joke

[Anonymous No.53657847]

>>53657427
I'll buy one if I cash out big. Maybe. Big maybe.
Yeah probably not. I think it's nice enough to own but with that money I could just customize another car to be something I find even more nice.
I do think CyberTruck is neat in a weird way but I shouldn't spend money just because of that.

[Anonymous No.53657851]

>>53657427
ugliest vehicle ever

[Anonymous No.53657857]

>>53657512
>last leg down
>stock doubled in a month

kys

[Anonymous No.53657860]

Another day with anti TSLA shills out in full force
They will lose again as Musk is triumphant

[Anonymous No.53657862]

It might have made waves if it came out years ago but now Ford, GM, and Rivian have all gotten their trucks out first- trucks that look futuristic, but normal. At this point, it even looks like fucking Ram will get an EV pickup out before Tesla does. These things will get bought by Tesla/Musk cocksuckers, driven for a year, and then dumped for cheap once the attention whoring this design brings wears off

[Anonymous No.53657872]

>>53657828
I would drive one and would buy at the right price, but its an ugly fucking truck--i find most trucks ugly though. F150s are boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.53657882]

>>53657427
Dumb fucks. Get out of my way, niggers.

[Anonymous No.53657893]

>>53657427
Yikes. Looks pretty small. I thought it was going to compete with American full sized pickups. It looks more like a Honda Ridgeline.

[Anonymous No.53657902]

cybercuck in muh cybertruck

[Anonymous No.53657903]

>>53657882
The irony of the nigger/spic car I never seen a white man in this

[Anonymous No.53657904]

>>53657427
>really going to pay $40,000 for this?
they wont get the chance

[Anonymous No.53657923]

>>53657644
Nuke california now please

[Anonymous No.53657931]

>>53657427
This looks... really bad.

[Anonymous No.53657956]

>>53657893
Promise Big, then underdeliver - its the Musk way
it does look it got volume value engineered by about 30% tho lol. Always the same problem with buying shit online.

[Anonymous No.53657963]

>>53657644

[Anonymous No.53657976]

what tasteless idiot designed it? why not just design something that looks cool and actually 'futuristic', like this?
https://www.autodaily.com.au/thundertruck-ev-concept-previews-future-of-electric-4x4/

(although I still can't imagine wanting to actually drive one of these either personally, but still...)

[Anonymous No.53657988]

>>53657821
>truck
No cargo bed. Looks like a poorly rendered Prius.

[Anonymous No.53657993]

what tasteless idiot designed it? why not just design something that looks cool and actually 'futuristic', like this: https://www.autodaily.com.au/thundertruck-ev-concept-previews-future-of-electric-4x4/

[Anonymous No.53658011]

>>53657512
On the contrary, this design seems made for social media. (If it ever actually goes into production) It will turn heads wherever it goes for it's first few years, but once the novelty wears off, THEN people will turn on it very fast. I think the whole EV pickup market is a bit of a novelty anyway that many automakers are betting heavily on and demand will die off in a few years anyway and give way to SUVs- which to my knowledge Tesla doesn't even have a concept car prepared.

[Anonymous No.53658026]

>>53657644
The human race needs to be exterminated

[Anonymous No.53658028]

>>53657427
A regal and fast automobile for transportating in style and luxury with ecology for nature.

Inventive feature included:

>Beltseat - 5 of them
>Airbags - 5 of them
>Heated and cool seats 4 of them
>Roof rats
>Rear bastard detector safe
>The soup holder hot/cold
>Radar cruising control
>Collision avoiding sensor
>Ray sensor
>LED ledlighting laser
>Paint in shí colour
>Alloyminum wheels - 4 of them with metal spare tire
>Dog skin seating brown nuts or black or light coffee
>Roollover sensor
>Fast electricity system
>Power steerage
>Power seat - all of them
>Crumpled zones
>High impact side air bladder - 2 of them for both size
>Pandemic sunroof
>Chrome trimmings
>big GRILLES illuminate LED laser
>Broken glass senseerd
国//translate.weibo?server-congguo1/?
>Captive touch screen with Addam Otto and App Carl Play
>Audio system with radio FM+AM; blueteeth; ramps; dabs; artillery implant; Dolby Sollound board
>China NcAP ***** five star safety rating top safelee
>Made with REAL METAL for you
>luxury Super

THE BIG YES: owe your self the dream of owning your car your way and enjoinying life to the fullest extenze with the power dream CYBERTRUCK

[Anonymous No.53658039]

>>53657644
>Ireland
Big surprise.

[Anonymous No.53658045]

Wow that looks way worse than the original

[Anonymous No.53658062]

>>53657993
>truck
JUST fuck up my field of view.

[Anonymous No.53658064]

>>53657903
It is ironic. But I don’t add spinners or lights and other Afro-engineered shit. It is the last call for full-size American luxury Sedan. Next to the Blackwing. I prefer the lines of the 300.

[Anonymous No.53658092]

>>53658028
My favorite Tesla feature is it's accident avoidance system. I can safely merge directly into a Tesla knowing it will always yield the road even if it has the right of way.

[Anonymous No.53658104]

>>53658092
Baste brake checker

[Anonymous No.53658135]

>>53657427
Obviously it's meant to be ugly and offensive to make people seethe. The official car of /biz/.

[Anonymous No.53658137]

>>53658104
I can't wait for fully self driving cars. The best thing is they will make a $14k subscription service to get fucked with by retards.

[Anonymous No.53658155]

>>53658135
It would be offensive if it was the size of Ford 250 Super Duty. It's now just a light duty pickup like a Ford Ranger.

[Anonymous No.53658160]

>>53657882
>Posts the niggest vehicle on the road

[Anonymous No.53658162]

Musk is autistic

[Anonymous No.53658207]

>>53658011
No. You're wrong. Trucks are eligible for Section 179 depreciation deduction, SUVs are not.

Self employed realtor that owns a small business? You can deduct the entire cost of a pickup truck in 1 year. This is why all electric pickup trucks sell out immediately and why all pickups have a ridiculous premium.

[Anonymous No.53658294]

>>53657598
>Y...You're a boomer

Smoking hot rebuttal there, faggtron.

[Anonymous No.53658304]

>>53658207
>Section 179
Poor people don't understand. You can tell how poor person is by the shit box they drive. I see jeet doctors all of the time in their Tesla Y. They are just waging for their hospital group. One of the wealthiest guys I know is a corporate accountant. Guys from Google call him directly. He drives an F150.

[Anonymous No.53658319]

>>53657427
its only 40k?

[Anonymous No.53658336]

>>53658319
not a chance >>53657904

[Anonymous No.53658377]

>>53658104
Holy fuckamoli, I’m in that video. I was driving my dads 2004 toyota tacoma while home on thanksgiving leave in SF, and had to do evasive maneuvers in the bay bridge tunnel.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen myself in a webm on this website.

[Anonymous No.53658382]

>>53657427
Have you priced an F150 or a Ram lately? 40 grand doesn't but much these days.

[Anonymous No.53658388]

>>53658207
SUVs are elegible for Section 179. Any vehicle over 6000lbs. I believe the Tesla X meets this. That means for 2023, you could get the Section 179 deduction, and $7500 EV deduction.

[Anonymous No.53658394]

>>53658028
>pandemic sunroof
I lost here

[Anonymous No.53658396]

>>53658377
Notes, running the plates , will be coming for you soon

[Anonymous No.53658430]

>>53658377
>dad’s 2004 Toyota tacoma
a wiser choice than a CyberTruck

[Anonymous No.53658470]

>>53658377
>first time I’ve ever seen myself in a webm on this website
thats probably not an ideal to which you should aspire..

[Anonymous No.53658483]

>>53658388
No. They can only deduct half. Trucks can deduct 100%

[Anonymous No.53658488]

>>53658430
My dad bought it new in 2004. He says that truck will outlive him, and barring any teslafags crashing into him/home depot bandits stealing it, theres a good chance it’ll last another 20 years.

[Anonymous No.53658846]

>>53657644
They're not wrong about mentioning the heart in the end.

[Anonymous No.53659085]

>>53657993
dafuq is that, looks like a kids toy

[Anonymous No.53659429]

>>53657427
I regret leaving my old job because the world went to absolute shit and I'd go back to being an abused office cuck over dealing with the world now

[Anonymous No.53659453]

How far can it even go before it loses a charge while carrying a full load?

[Anonymous No.53659467]

>>53658377
You had your left turn signal on but turned right.

[Anonymous No.53659516]

>>53658377
I see you bro. You were lucky

[Anonymous No.53660707]

What's this guy thinking today?
>>53650491

[Anonymous No.53661576]

>>53657476
hahahah what a piece of shit. so funny!

[Anonymous No.53661591]

>>53657427
It looks different and cool.

[Anonymous No.53661602]

>>53657427
Imagine being the richest man on earth and this is the car you decide to make.

>le mad max xD that is just like in a comic book moovie

[Anonymous No.53661694]

>>53657993
elon specifically stated the tesla truck was designed like that because they can put the whole thing together with as few parts as possible, like the whole exterior is just two fabricated pieces iirc. So basically it's a money saving tactic disguised as something "cool".

[Anonymous No.53661970]

>>53657993
this would actually sell, but if you ever worked on a team of designers tasked to artistically design ANYTHING, you can see how fast retarded ideas can finalize, mostly due to the manager or the bosses ego thinking they know more than the experts they hired

[Anonymous No.53661990]

>>53661694
>money saving tactic
they are going to lose more money than they save when this piece of shit doesn't sell kek

[Anonymous No.53662026]

if i can fit a mattress in the back, i might buy one and live in it for a couple years instead of putting a down payment on a house.

[Anonymous No.53662029]

>>53657644
The "father" is an African migrant kek

[Anonymous No.53662273]

>>53661576
>*tyresome

[Anonymous No.53662464]

>>53657427
How did they manage to make it look even worse?
What did they change other than mirrors and wiper?

[Anonymous No.53662559]

>>53657427
HAHAHAHAHAHAH what a piece of shit

It looks like one of those fake cars pajeets build out of cardboard

[Anonymous No.53662564]

>>53657872
I think this one looks unique

[Anonymous No.53662592]

>>53657846
I’d buy one, put a hemi in it and then roll coal

[Anonymous No.53662615]

>>53658377
Nice evasion anon

[Anonymous No.53662616]

>>53662592
It already rolls coal

[Anonymous No.53662755]

>not going balls deep in ATLIS at rock bottom prices

[Anonymous No.53662769]

>>53662755
That does look bad ass

[Anonymous No.53662787]

>>53662769
i think its just a render, but these lads are going places

[Anonymous No.53662822]

>>53657427
That looks like a nigerian mettallic silver paint sprayed cardboard car assembled in their backyard with sticks and stones

[Anonymous No.53662881]

>>53657427
kino
>>53657476
>>53657495
yurocope and or icecuck seethe

[Anonymous No.53662999]

>>53657427
They are legit trying to cut cost in R&D and/or production so they just labeled this cheap piece of shit as "trendy" and the average hipster fell for it.

[Anonymous No.53663005]

>>53662464
Im sure they've fucked with the proportions, maybe to shrink it on to existing chassis. Compare to picrel - no way adding on tiresome-but-legally-necessary shit like mirrors Alice in Wonderlanded it. It looks fucking laughable now, or multiples of laughable moreso than before.

[Anonymous No.53663091]

>>53657495
better than every other normie piece of shit vehicle

[Anonymous No.53663123]

>>53657993
Now THAT'S sized right for two future Americans of 500 pounds each. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.53663322]

>>53657644
Reminder that there are millions of people alive RIGHT NOW that spend their free time practicing tiktok dances.

[Anonymous No.53663499]

>>53657427
Honestly, I have a very early reservation and the new design is making me reconsider. I don’t even have a Tesla now, I just wanted this because of how it was originally conceptualized. That will turn off a lot of people with money to buy any car they want. And before any poor people start kvetching, I have a tri motor reserved and I do not care about your opinion.

[Anonymous No.53663556]

>>53657427
that looks sick. i cant wait to cop mine. poorfags seething in their ICE shitboxes

[Anonymous No.53663573]

>>53657476
you sound salty, jealous, and poor lol

[Anonymous No.53663609]

>>53658026
>human race
human species

>>53662029
>African migrant
African immigrant

[Anonymous No.53663618]

There will never be an electric truck. Tesla cars are a joke. Battery powered vehicles beyond mopeds are a lost cause.

[Anonymous No.53663627]

>>53663556
>picrel cruises up beside your Elon TonkaToy
>driver peers down
>'nice 'truck' you got there faggot'
people who buy trucks are not gonna buy this.
its embarrasing.

[Anonymous No.53663644]

>>53657427
People buy nfts and onlyfans.

[Anonymous No.53663656]

>>53658377
You hit that other car that stopped infront of you...and then drove off?

[Anonymous No.53663685]

>>53657476
I’d rather buy a knight rider type of car or the minority report car or heck even a Delorean but this piece of turd looks like it will squeeze my tiny puny body.

[Anonymous No.53663688]

>>53657427
looks like my prius with the seats down has more cargo space (actually could fit something long in it that my supervisor at work couldn't fit into the bed of his tacoma). Holy shit I didn't know a faggier car existed than my 2012 prius. I'm moving up in the world.

[Anonymous No.53663702]

>>53657427
I'd buy one as a collectable, but European streets are a bit small for the thing, so driving would be a pain.

[Anonymous No.53663765]

>>53657427
Can’r wait for the webms of people getting rekt on those sharp corners.

[Anonymous No.53663900]

>>53658026
>I am a sexless incel nazi loser racist that has no friends and is jealous of the Jews for their incredible success and angry that my white privilege is losing it’s power, that the playing field is being equalized for BIPOC and women. I don’t want a fair and equitable world, I want white supremacy and patriarchy. The world has fallen. Billions must die

[Anonymous No.53663955]

Ive got 6 on preorders.
4 dual with autopilot
2 tri with autopilot

I plan to keep a tri and sell the other 5. I plan to markup 15%-20% on each. If I can’t sell em I’ll rent em out for the 1st year.

[Anonymous No.53664162]

>>53657644
growing up I always thought our Orwellian overloads would be calculating and cunning Machiavellians.

but as it turns out they're just really fucking gay. How can you watch this is not cringe?

[Anonymous No.53664454]

>>53658294
It was more of a statement

[Anonymous No.53664865]

>>53662592
>hemi
>roll coal

You don't know what either of those words mean, do you?

[Anonymous No.53664984]

>>53662559
It's a Poogatti

[Anonymous No.53665184]

>>53657904
>how can we add more value
>just put another motor in my dude
>tell me more
>three motors
>GENIUS

[Anonymous No.53665271]

>>53665184
I hope these are small motors
all getting a bit cosy in Elons Amazing Shrinking Tin Can Truck otherwise, by the looks

[Anonymous No.53665303]

>>53658026
That's the impetus behind the vaccine

[Anonymous No.53665632]

>>53663656
It's called evasive maneuvers.

[Anonymous No.53666177]

>>53657427

>$40k?

It will be priced $60k and sell out immediately

[Anonymous No.53666209]

>>53665303
With each passing day, I like the vaccine more.

[Anonymous No.53666343]

>>53657427
yes.jpg I actually have 2 pre-ordered. There hasn't been anything this polarizing before its release since the IPhone.

[Anonymous No.53667139]

>>53657427
holy wtf happened? It looks like it was resized horizontally in ms paint. Fuck that

[Anonymous No.53667150]

>>53657427
Is it really only 40k?

[Anonymous No.53667187]

The Yeezy shoes of cars

[Anonymous No.53667243]

>he didnt FOMO into BJ50's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5AgP5yQB0
does anyone have a funny bj50 video i dont want to link garbage

[Anonymous No.53667276]

>>53657427
Late to the market. The f150 lighting is better and the rivian will be too once they figure out production

[Anonymous No.53667295]

>>53667276
>once they figure out production
that can take years

How much can Ford even produce?

A main argument for Tesla is that they actually know how to deliver large numbers

[Anonymous No.53667369]

>>53662592
>hemi
>roll coal
Don't use words you don't understand

[Anonymous No.53667448]

>>53667276
What's the appeal of an electric truck if you're going offroad or in the high backcountry? Is it possible to carry a charger if it dies?

[Anonymous No.53667949]

>>53663900
reminder that a "fair and equitable" world is a world people call a white supremacist world.

[Anonymous No.53667991]

>>53657427
i am going to sell my car for one of these. shit looks tight

[Anonymous No.53668102]

>>53657427
absolute design travesty

[Anonymous No.53668255]

>>53657644
Why do they all imply that people are terribly afraid of needles rather than being unwilling to take what's inside the needle?

[Anonymous No.53668370]

>>53667448
makes sense around smaller cities. I know a couple who has two teslas who have a dirt road leading up to their house. Charged at home for a 20 min commute into the city

[Anonymous No.53668381]

>>53657427
holy fuck that windshield wiper

[Anonymous No.53668392]

>>53657644
*elbow pop*
*elbow pop*
*slide left*
*slide right*
*twerk* *twerk*
*hands in the air*
*step forward*
*step back*
"You have cancer"

[Anonymous No.53668428]

>>53658155
It's bigger than an F150

[Anonymous No.53668437]

>>53663656
BASED

[Anonymous No.53669134]

>>53657644
whites now have to learn song and dance routines to communicate with and entertain negroidal children. Christians in the past thought that we'd civilize them and make them more like us, but in reality the opposite has happened.

[Anonymous No.53669157]

>>53668381
>holy fuck that windshield wiper

[Anonymous No.53669168]

>>53657644
damn I was hoping sooo much for one of the cars to hit & kill her.

[Anonymous No.53669245]

>>53657427
I have one in pre order. For reference I also have a model 3 performance and a g wagon. I think modern trucks look gay as fuck. They are curvy and diabetics drive them. I like the simple shape and design of the cyber truck similar to how I like the body shape of my G truck.

People will hate them but eventually I’m guessing they become the norm. It takes time for most people to adjust to new things

[Anonymous No.53669316]

>>53657427
Looks pretty much exactly like the prototype, I think it's great.

It's basically a Countach but if he were truck.

[Anonymous No.53669451]

>>53666343
They didn't announce the iPhone, release nothing for five years, then unveil a shittier, compromised version.

[Anonymous No.53669606]

>>53657427
it sort of looks like a lambo... i like it

[Anonymous No.53669765]

>>53663091
tesla IS normie you elon cock gobbling fruit cake

[Anonymous No.53669780]

>>53658026
no, jews need to be exterminated

[Anonymous No.53669781]

>>53663900
who is the jew in ur picrel?

[Anonymous No.53669782]

>>53669245
hahahahah fucking moron

[Anonymous No.53669793]

>>53669134
that doc looked like a poojeet curry nigra

[Anonymous No.53669800]

>>53669245
tell me youre homosex without telling me

[Anonymous No.53670268]

>>53669316
>It's basically a Countach
Elon, pls

[Anonymous No.53670300]

They would pay much more. Stay poor, Tesla haters. Maybes one day I give you a hundred bing to suck my pole.

[Anonymous No.53670319]

>>53670300
>least homo Elon fanboi

[Anonymous No.53670749]

>>53663573
you sound like someone told you the truth

[Anonymous No.53671230]

>>53670268
A Countach crossed with a Delorean and made into a truck.

[Anonymous No.53671467]

>>53658377
>>53658104
What are the fucking odds of this happening? It's gotta be insanely rare right?

[Anonymous No.53671508]

>>53668428
Source? This thing looks like a Honda Ridgeline. I think the original truck was full sized truck sized. The production model will be smaller.

[Anonymous No.53672451]

>>53657427
lmao
if I were rich I'd get one as a joke

[Anonymous No.53673531]

>>53671230
more like an 8 bit rendered multipla

[Anonymous No.53673578]

>cybertruck
>truck

[Anonymous No.53674292]

>>53657644

[Anonymous No.53674361]

>>53657427
>$40k
fucking kek, try $80k

[Anonymous No.53674464]

>>53657476
I think Elon is full of shit but after driving my bros model S I might be interested in the cybertuck as long as it's 4x4

[Anonymous No.53674495]

>>53658377
fucking based

[Anonymous No.53674519]

>>53674361
they are like 50% of the size of the original $40k announced. maybe, he'll hit $50k.