/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53657884]

>oh my god honey pumpkin, let’s put some GRANITE COUNTERTOPS in this house! That would look so GOOOOD

[Anonymous No.53657894]

>>53657884
don't be mean about your wife, even online, her soul can feel it

[Anonymous No.53657909]

>>53657884
the flipper nigger trend of gray walls and gray floors is worse. it's disorienting to the point of making me feel physically and mentally unwell.

[Anonymous No.53657910]

>>53657884
HONEY WHATS HAPPENING TO THE ZESTIMATE?

[Anonymous No.53657911]

>>53657894
That’s a male soijak because retarded 30yo boomers think just slapping granite countertops in a house immediately doubles it value

[Anonymous No.53657943]

>>53657911
if enough of them think so, it becomes true
houses are ponzis too

[Anonymous No.53657986]

>macro bulls; have patience? buy hbar
>micro bears: no patience? buy shitcoins
there is only so many ways to reiterate

[Anonymous No.53658220]

Granite is easier to clean tho.

[Anonymous No.53658262]

>>53657894
>don't be mean about your wife, even online, her soul can feel it

[Anonymous No.53658453]

>posting a soijak instead of a zestimate stacy
Tru though

[Anonymous No.53660010]

>>53658262
>be married man who loves his wife
>have a life together
>still need to post on an anime website that was made for weebs with crushes on lolis, but not even remotely related to anime
What's wrong with you, leaf? Is there something I'm missing here?

[Anonymous No.53660020]

>>53657884
Granite countertops have been obsolete for ages. Quartz or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.53660029]

My dad is going bananas, he wants to change our home like a mini castle, the architecture, I mean.

[Anonymous No.53660057]

>>53657894
It’s okay he is mocking his husband, and the gays have no souls.

[Anonymous No.53660070]

>>53657884
But granite counters are bad ass desu.

[Anonymous No.53660084]

>>53657911
People thinking that houses are an investment and not simply homes is why I root for the collapse of everything.

[Anonymous No.53660103]

>>53657909
Ummmm that’s actually charcoal mist sweetie.

[Anonymous No.53660133]

>>53657884
What's wrong with the porphyry marble, strudel dumpling?

[Anonymous No.53660148]

>>53657884
A realtor told me I could add 20 to 30 grand to the sale of my home by putting in epoxy countertops.

https://youtube.com/shorts/vAWJspVumVA?feature=share

[Anonymous No.53660164]

find a remnant

[Anonymous No.53660199]

>>53660029
>our home

[Anonymous No.53660304]

>>53660084

90% of American consooomers cope like this and it’s why they are in debt to their eyeballs


Easy to justify a 30k kitchen remodel when it’s “an investment” and “adds to the value of the house”. Unless you’re doing it for yourself or have a handshake agreement with Pedro and his cousins, or you have the cheapest house on the street that needs cosmetic help, then it’s a significant net loss every single time. Which is ok, but get a remodel because you want to enjoy it, not because you think it matters to the houses value

HGTV ruined a generation. It wasn’t like this in 90s and before

[Anonymous No.53660391]

I'm going to put cut in cans every maybe every 10-15 foot in the soffit around my entire house, one switch for the back yard that's fenced in and a switch by the front door for the rest of the exterior this spring/summer, should add a couple grand to the value I think

[Anonymous No.53660403]

>>53660070
A realtor told me 10 years ago it was a meme.

[Anonymous No.53660407]

>>53657884
Kek

[Anonymous No.53660523]

>>53660020
You can put hot things on quartz

[Anonymous No.53660650]

If your current countertops are that cheap plastic sheeting they use in cookie cutter subdivisions that absorbs stains easily and tends to peel after a couple of years then yeah, it's going to be a major improvement.

[Anonymous No.53660782]

Paul get back to work!

[Anonymous No.53660801]

>>53657884
>what our house value is dropping because we live in a liberal shithole city?
>don't they know human pop is part of the HECKING CITY CULTURE!!!

[Anonymous No.53660890]

>>53657884
>Howdy partner, let's put some JUNKER CARS in the front yard. We can use them for target practice, mine them for parts, and they'll make make the property tax go down

[Anonymous No.53661157]

>>53660890
Thats pretty based

[Anonymous No.53661904]

>>53660199
He must be european

[Anonymous No.53661937]

>>53660890
>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GAME OUR SYSTEM
>THINK ABOUT LIL TYRONE'S SCHOOL!

[Anonymous No.53662099]

>>53660020
yea until one hot pan ruins the finish, which is also pathetically identical to 10 million other homes with the same design. And sealing natural stone takes what, 10 minutes of work and lasts a year.

granite or quartzite or gtfo

[Anonymous No.53663557]

>>53662099
>>53660020
pls post more about countertops. I'm replacing my linoleum ones soon, found a nice smooth granite from home depot I like.

[Anonymous No.53663613]

Assuming money wasn't a concern, I'd probably go with a butcher block (real wood, not that grey shit) with several layers of sealant and just reseal every one in a while.

[Anonymous No.53663741]

>>53660103
charcoal mist? honey i thought we agreed we would be going with Smoldering Sand

[Anonymous No.53663772]

>>53663741
better yet. im thinking we do Stone Partitian

[Anonymous No.53663875]

>>53657884
Are stainless steel appliances still a thing?

[Anonymous No.53663902]

>>53657894
Only thing she going to feel is my dick

[Anonymous No.53663953]

>>53657884
>puts some leopard print colored granite
>starts cooking collard greens and pigs feet
>smothers herself in coco shay butter

[Anonymous No.53666247]

>>53657894
ESL retard. He's greentexting the simp husband.

[Anonymous No.53666252]

>>53657911
hush anon, don't tell them our secret. this is the last trick up our sleeve before the housing market implodes.

[Anonymous No.53666260]

>>53660890
This is what the HOAfag fears.

[Anonymous No.53666279]

>>53663557
If you can deal with the look concrete is god tier for not getting fucked up

[Anonymous No.53666327]

>>53660890
Based

[Anonymous No.53666347]

make sure a geiger counter cant read your granite countertops. dont buy chinese/indian granite

[Anonymous No.53666809]

>>53660304
Bullshit. Remodeled homes (not flips) sell significantly faster and for higher values than homes that need updating. Everyone wants something that is "move-in ready" and will pay a premium not to do work before they move in.

[Anonymous No.53666834]

>>53663772
I actually beat someone to death once for thinking he can pass Gray Plank off as SP