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/smg/ stock market general /smg/ stock market general Thu Feb 16 23:15:33 2023 No.53742349 [Reply] [Original]

Crazy Train Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:19:41 2023 No.53742406 File: 208 KB, 320x320, 1676323895308772.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOFT LANDING. is in this room with us. You have to be smart and rich to see it. Too bad smg will never see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:19:58 2023 No.53742409 >>53742393 I refuse to believe anyone is still holding gayhorse unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:21:18 2023 No.53742429 File: 50 KB, 1343x371, nethgnrtyhn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742406 long TMV

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:21:44 2023 No.53742430 File: 778 KB, 963x1454, 1663785428541890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > movie turned out to be based on facts

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:21:45 2023 No.53742431 File: 81 KB, 1080x1080, 1645153264248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWQKiefZ-XI

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:21:57 2023 No.53742433
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>>53742409
Say what you will about Pmg. They like stacking silver and gold. Even if it doesn't make them money they're saving money and its a decent habbit.
Cmmg is CONSTANTLY getting scammed by miner shitcoins. They baghold so many penny stocks it blows my mind.
And yes, most of them still have Bayhorse Silver.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:22:12 2023 No.53742437 >>53742349 What options should I buy when my 2.5k gets credited to TastyWorks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:22:32 2023 No.53742441 File: 257 KB, 560x528, 1656424378581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gentlemen, I am ready to begin investing in finding a girlfriend to spend the rest of my life with What stocks should I start with for this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:23:31 2023 No.53742453 File: 293 KB, 928x916, Screenshot 2023-02-16 090352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742437

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:23:36 2023 No.53742456 File: 140 KB, 283x296, 1665165129141400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the market is the market >and the dip takes the weak >my dip >my market >my gains

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:23:48 2023 No.53742459 File: 116 KB, 1280x711, photo_2023-02-08_22-09-22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:24:10 2023 No.53742465 File: 506 KB, 786x767, image_2023-02-16_182408836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742456 When is Dune Part 2?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:24:15 2023 No.53742466 File: 19 KB, 567x405, 1616419102249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUMUE THOU BECLOWNTH THYNESELF

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:24:15 2023 No.53742467 >>53742453 VIX is gay now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:24:39 2023 No.53742470 >>53742437 puts on bonds

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:25:38 2023 No.53742480 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, 6m.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742467 asking what option to buy has always been gayer, gme 3p 1/25 then

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:26:30 2023 No.53742493 >>53742349 Got new glasses today, just in time to see my losses in 4K

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:27:27 2023 No.53742504
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>>53742433
Yeah that's true. I still remember the "silver squeeze" 2 years ago. People put so much money into this and in the end only PM dealers and shitco miners' CEOs made money.
I hold some gold too, but it's kind of part of my culture. Not sure why I need it really at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:27:40 2023 No.53742509 File: 487 KB, 720x499, 1652820953314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742466 but there was ZERO news today to explain this market movement wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:27:40 2023 No.53742510 File: 418 KB, 845x637, 1627277718954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742456 I'm a bear actually. Yes I hold ARKK, but I'm a bear now actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:28:31 2023 No.53742518 neato i got lucky for once >>53735456

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:29:15 2023 No.53742527 File: 11 KB, 377x377, bobolain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:29:32 2023 No.53742531 >>53742509 Better be b8

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:30:03 2023 No.53742538 >>53742349 Is there a picrel without the stupid roll frame?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:30:09 2023 No.53742540 >>53742459 I will be dumping this when it hits 30-40 cents

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:30:22 2023 No.53742545 File: 56 KB, 382x358, 1611182807351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742349 >I <3 Ping Pong >Child Trafficker uhhh

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:30:52 2023 No.53742548 >>53742504 I have some gold, but I'm gonna sell most of it. I'd rather have vaulted gold, because it's easy to sell, and you don't get jewed with a 10% premium each way.

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:31:12 2023 No.53742551

>>53742465
I'm surprised they didn't promise to print electricity yet. I'm considering liquidating my SA positions at loss at this point. Don't know what I was thinking, their government can't even provide basic utilities like electricity (last year there were outages on 200 different days).
On top of that, any company that operates there has to deal with insane amount of theft.

Overall, if you're considering buying SA stocks because they look cheap - don't. They are cheap for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:31:33 2023 No.53742555 Please I don't want another entire year of this bear crab. Things were looking up for once. You could even say things were returning to normal. I don't want to be homless and poor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:32:36 2023 No.53742568 File: 46 KB, 619x495, images (7).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you DAN you're the man https://youtu.be/qEAiEv1cN0s Come home

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:32:50 2023 No.53742572 >>53742555 This is a sucker's dump

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:32:54 2023 No.53742573 >>53742551 I can't even fathom the retardation to ever want to support africa at all let alone put any in their dirt stocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:33:24 2023 No.53742577 >>53742555 I could go for another generational bottom.

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:33:25 2023 No.53742578

>>53742548
> you don't get jewed with a 10% premium each way.
Yeah exactly. It's can be a way to diversify, but physical is way too inconvenient. Especially nowadays when you can have vaulted gold + mobile app to pay using it as if it was regular money with support for fractions even. Can't do that with coins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:33:29 2023 No.53742579 File: 234 KB, 273x334, 1657334765406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742531 Nope I'm completely serious. We were supposed to go to the moon today.

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:33:51 2023 No.53742583
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>>53742551
>Niggers handed perfectly functioning country by whites
>Proceed to destroy it within a few decades
Sad, many such cases!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:34:29 2023 No.53742590 >>53742406 Soft landing implies we go down tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:34:42 2023 No.53742595 >>53742573 Greed makes you invest into weirdest shit. Remember /smg/ and pussy gel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:35:14 2023 No.53742601 >>53742545 Well it is Thailand...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:35:59 2023 No.53742609 File: 507 KB, 172x172, buyTMF.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742429 shhhhhhhhhh they're already too late

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:36:05 2023 No.53742611 File: 877 KB, 621x802, tezzy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742595 >Remember /smg/ and pussy gel? No

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:36:37 2023 No.53742618
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>we're actually going to get rate hikes as high as 6-8%
>we're going to get long term bonds yields that mirror that 1980s/90s boomer kino
Hope you guys are being smart with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:36:38 2023 No.53742620 >>53742590 It implies we have lower inflation, lower rates, higher P/Es and, therefore, higher stock prices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:37:10 2023 No.53742626 File: 202 KB, 529x356, Bing_pwns_NYT_journo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] smg bros. the based AI yanderes. they are coming. get in to MSFT before it is too late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:38:37 2023 No.53742640 File: 1.95 MB, 1172x720, divvies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742618 i sure as shit am not, just need to make sure i'm right better than when i'm wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:38:54 2023 No.53742644 File: 65 KB, 750x1091, soft landing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742590 >>53742620 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:39:08 2023 No.53742646 File: 2.29 MB, 264x498, 1653310309712.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742626 2spooky4me

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:39:10 2023 No.53742647 >>53742618 And this is how rate hikes will end up actually increasing inflation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:39:29 2023 No.53742649 >>53742618 >we're actually going to get rate hikes as high as 6-8% I got 31.5 trillion reasons that won't happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:40:36 2023 No.53742659 File: 97 KB, 986x1024, 1624388199561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought today >inb4 tomorrow will be red I'll buy again, It's that easy. I'll just keep buying no matter what. t. Divifriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:41:37 2023 No.53742671 >>53742644 And yet GDPNow is tracking at 2.5%, with services and manufacturing PMIs picking up from December.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:41:42 2023 No.53742673 >>53742620 When Powell pivots, yes For now we'll get heemed until inflation goes down again

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:42:14 2023 No.53742680 >>53742441 Ticker: AI

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:42:33 2023 No.53742683

>>53742611
Company was called Revlon. Some anon shilled it claiming someone famous invested in it (bill Gates if I recall properly?) and people actually got interested and put money into it. As one can imagine, company basically turned out to be yet another biomeme scam.
From what I noticed they got delisted actually:
https://il.investing.com/equities/revlon-inc

Eventually anon admitted he was shilling it for fun and made up DD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:42:54 2023 No.53742689 >TSLA is back under $200 in after hours and STAY down! >>53742680 >Ticker: AI please god don't buy that mega shitco

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:43:18 2023 No.53742691 >>53742673 For now we can very well keep crabbing; soft landing does not imply we go down. That impulse is driven by the hard landing (bad earnings) and no landing (gigahikes) scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:43:23 2023 No.53742694 >>53742644 Tbf 2008 only got as bad as it did when Lehman Brothers collapsed which wasn't really the Fed's doing

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:43:46 2023 No.53742703 File: 2.71 MB, 2626x2798, 1610312206997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742618 Son, do you mean to say... they're gonna make 'em like they used to again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:44:23 2023 No.53742708 >>53742683 Lol, I see. Another one similar is MindMed, one of these "dude LSD cure for depression" companies. Absolute scam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:44:47 2023 No.53742715 >>53742683 >bioshit stock Don't ever touch them unless they treat a specific and rapidly spreading disease

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:44:49 2023 No.53742716 >>53742683 Not sure what you're talking about because Revlon's a makeup company, not a biomeme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:45:37 2023 No.53742720 >>53742646 How can I get grils to look at me like this? t. 5'6" 175 lbs

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:45:46 2023 No.53742723 >>53742545 Rolling for I <3 my Mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:45:56 2023 No.53742725 >>53742649 name 5

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:46:05 2023 No.53742730 >>53742716 They were working on a pussy gel that was supposed to do something. I don't recall what exactly.

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:46:05 2023 No.53742729

>>53742694
I feel like all the pieces are in place and the conditions are ideal for another big crash to happen. Someone out there has to see this coming. Some saw the beginning of last year and were already going risk off before retail caught wind. So someone is positioning themselves right now for the next tread this year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:46:23 2023 No.53742733 File: 95 KB, 940x936, toxic2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742720 step one, leave your house

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:47:08 2023 No.53742747 File: 478 KB, 1220x681, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742683 >revlon no. it was EVFM

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:48:17 2023 No.53742756 >>53742733 >leave your house And do what? Stand outside at the park or some gay shit? What is there to even do outside as a 25 year old man?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:48:27 2023 No.53742759 >>53742747 Oh you're right! Yeah I mixed those 2 up. Sorry there were so many scams... I mean investment ideas here that I already forgotten which one is which

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:48:35 2023 No.53742761 >>53742725 91282CFV8

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:48:50 2023 No.53742762 we close above 410 tomorrow

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:48:58 2023 No.53742763

>>53741808
>$TSLA almost $20k CAD for something that doesn't exist and it will never... lawsuits will follow in future to get REFUNDS for FSD scam...

>$TSLA Tesla recalling cars due to safety issues
This can revisit $100 and will lead the market sell off

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:49:15 2023 No.53742769 guys, eggs be damned. i don't think the price will go down after easter.

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:49:20 2023 No.53742770
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>>53742349
What the fuck did AMZN do? Their price was $101 yesterday, now its down to $98.

Anyway I wish their stock price does down to $60-$70, I need some delicious slurps!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:49:42 2023 No.53742772 File: 105 KB, 612x491, Confused Apu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742730 I thought the Revlon angle was a bankruptcy or buyout sort of gimmick while pussy gel was another company. Eve something-or-other? idk

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:49:43 2023 No.53742774 File: 53 KB, 163x241, hebotputs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742756 see >>53742720 this is why you can't

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:50:18 2023 No.53742780 >>53742761 I just googled this and got put onto the FBI watchlist wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:50:35 2023 No.53742785 >>53742772 Yeah sorry, I mixed them up, this anon got the right one >>53742747

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:50:43 2023 No.53742787 >>53742780 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:51:03 2023 No.53742790 File: 107 KB, 717x634, 1674855362956895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742770 Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:51:12 2023 No.53742791 >>53742770 Whats the upside in Amazon? Its a shit company. An overpriced grocery store. Im thinking about shorting it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:52:30 2023 No.53742801 >>53742774 Bro what does that mean? I'm incel forever? Maybe I can just kill people and receieve love letters from retarded roasties who are into killers

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:52:42 2023 No.53742803 >>53742579 Did you miss the hot PPI action and the Fed speeches?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:53:38 2023 No.53742814 >>53742770 They invested 1bn USD into WE WUZ KANGZ OF THE RINGS, and removed a load of good shows from Prime Video.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:54:11 2023 No.53742820 >>53742791 >overpriced grocery store i'm amazed people still don't know that their cloud web services is their main money maker. I'm not long nor short it because I don't think I know how it'll play out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:55:43 2023 No.53742839 >>53742820 They have no growth left imo. What else can they do now? They tried some retarded shit like phones, tablets, alexa, which are alll closed or soon to be closed. They may as well just split off AWS into a seperate business.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:55:57 2023 No.53742842 File: 356 KB, 468x475, remember.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742801 incel is a choice anon, first step is to leave your house

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:56:30 2023 No.53742849 File: 232 KB, 1288x1251, LolLmaoEveen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GME business model is selling equity to baggies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:57:43 2023 No.53742859 File: 39 KB, 500x644, 1553856314663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742842 stop posting these stop posting these stop posting these stop

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:58:15 2023 No.53742868 File: 561 KB, 427x714, honeymussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742849 lol looks like they're out of stimulus checks

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:58:16 2023 No.53742869 >>53742820 They are projecting 0$ - 4 billion$ in profit next quarter. Amazon is a fucking joke.

Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:58:30 2023 No.53742872
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>>53742551
>investing even 1 dime in Africa
Were you brain damaged when you made this decision? Maybe it was like a "Freaky Friday" situation and you briefly exchanged consciousness with a female?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 23:58:59 2023 No.53742877 >>53742842 That sounds like bullshit, I'm staying inside

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:00:45 2023 No.53742897

>>53742820
I wonder if AI will remove inefficiencies in a near future to the point where cloud usage will drop significantly.
For example, AI could be used to interpolate high quality frames between keyframes in video, cuting transfer and storage cost for streaming services. Something similar has been achieved for video games already:
https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/nvidia-dlss-2-0-a-big-leap-in-ai-rendering/

There could be other areas where AI use will translate into savings. In few years AMZN / MSFT could see a drop in earnings because of it in my opinion.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:00:55 2023 No.53742899
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Another easy relaxing day. Bought more KO during the morning, worked though some e-mails in my inbox and ate a beef n cheddar from arby's for lunch. During the afternoon I seen where KO is doing a 4.5% divvy hike. Afterward I napped.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:01:23 2023 No.53742904
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>>53742877
totally fine idea, just don't complain about not having a girlf if you do literally nothing to change it, even the easiest part wich is just leaving your house
>>53742859
no

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:01:32 2023 No.53742908 File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, Ftopayrespects.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures >pasts >presents

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:01:46 2023 No.53742913 There are people on /biz/ who live like this >>53734148

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:01:58 2023 No.53742918 File: 1.38 MB, 744x908, 1756236402354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742770 >slurping bezos dips mmm yas

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:02:17 2023 No.53742923
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>>53742814
Weird, they almost paid that much to buy Twitch and their stock shot up for years after the fact, so it couldn't just be over some piece of shit tv show. What else could it be?

>>53742820
That is true, AWS is their golden goose but even that's been having issues iirc. Too many engineers quitting and they missed their earnings recently as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:02:20 2023 No.53742924 >>53742872 I like to try different things. I'm down 2% but could sell at 25% profit at some point. Sucks to lose money but at least I it was fun to read about dumbfuckery happening there from time to time.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:02:47 2023 No.53742932

>>53742839
>no growth left
They have enough cash to immediately threaten any industry they wanted to if they so choose.
>>53742869
Is the valuation retarded? Yeah, but I don't think shorting something because its valuation is dumb is good enough reason to short something. The company is an anomaly, a freak of nature not worth trading long or short. The only genuinely concerning thing I see is that Bezos's replacement seems much, much less competent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:02:58 2023 No.53742936 File: 99 KB, 1055x1055, 1234123333344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742899 what the fuck am I reading some roasties fucking blogpost

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:04:08 2023 No.53742948 SQQQ chads be eatin good tonight

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:04:26 2023 No.53742955 >>53742904 I just want roasties to admire me like they admire Chad, but I'm not 6'2" so I have to focus on other things like getting beheemed by BOIL. I didn't choose the manlet life, the manlet life chose me. What do you do outside?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:04:30 2023 No.53742957 >>53742936 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:05:09 2023 No.53742964 >>53742936 newfag gtfo

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:05:12 2023 No.53742965 File: 332 KB, 606x532, 1628625075932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742791 >

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:05:52 2023 No.53742975 >>53742839 >>53742869 Just to add, I remember seeing their growth YoY rate(I forgot what it was called) went down from 40% to 20% in just a year. People are already seeing it dip down to 10% soon. What the fuck is AMZN doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:06:14 2023 No.53742981 >>53742932 I deal with Amazon. Ever since Bezos left, the company is a mess. Run by indian retards and an incompetent Jew. I give that company a chance if Bezos comes back, otherwise, they will be another ebay. slowly drifting into irrelevance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:06:56 2023 No.53742995 File: 75 KB, 1898x400, ndsrfnerth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742647 >increasing inflation ????????

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:06:58 2023 No.53742997

>>53742955
Stop letting the "manlet" incel psyop get to you for one.

It's simple. Be interesting (i.e., you have your own hobbies and interests), be confident, have a plan in life (you know what you want). Don't be a clingy pussy as soon as a woman shows interest in you, and you'll be Gucci.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:07:25 2023 No.53743001 >>53742975 See: >>53742981 Company is a total shitshow

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:07:46 2023 No.53743004 File: 133 KB, 780x1085, wonkasoi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742957 >>53742964 yeah sorry I haven't spent the past 20 years browsing /biz/ buying worthless meme stocks and losing all my money

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:08:29 2023 No.53743009 >>53742995 >Year of our Lord 2022+4x2-7 >Still using YoY

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:09:06 2023 No.53743015

>>53742981
I also saw that conference call with Jassy in it. Man that dude seems like such a weak leader. Communication skills are shit and he didn't inspire much confidence in investors either.

I bet his ass will be fired by the end of 2023 and get replace with some yes man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:09:12 2023 No.53743018 File: 887 KB, 1131x1600, 20230216_160835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AMAT beat massively but it won't matter because of the fed

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:09:13 2023 No.53743019
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>>53742955
i'm starting to think you like this "chad" 6'2" man more than this "roastie", i'm unsure how fags meet other fags but maybe they do it forcing themselves to stay inside keep doing that and you'll get your chad

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:09:28 2023 No.53743020

>>53742897
>AI will remove inefficiencies in a near future to the point where cloud usage will drop significantly.
doubtful. data compression is a huge field of study, but I think the amount of data people are dealing with nowadays is still growing at a faster rate than any compression work is.

I'm not sure most people understand just how much server space is needed for ChatGPT to run, which everyone seems to be certain is the most important thing ever.
>>53742923
Yeah they need more than one golden goose too given how much competition there is in the cloud space. Their engineers are notoriously underpaid and don't have any of the amenities that the rest of FANG do, so they've always had a high turnover rate. This is nothing new.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:10:45 2023 No.53743034 >>53742965 Yeah. Whats the word for it "overstretched" "overextended"? Something like that. They have no attention to detail anymore. But thats what matters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:11:30 2023 No.53743040 >>53742997 What are some of your hobbies? I used to PK on Runescape like a boss, do you think girls like that? I had a plan, and that was to get rich off of BOIL, but instead I got beheemed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:12:04 2023 No.53743050 >>53742975 >>53742869 lol they think amazon wont be $200 eoy

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:12:21 2023 No.53743056

>>53743020
>I'm not sure most people understand just how much server space is needed for ChatGPT to run, which everyone seems to be certain is the most important thing ever.
Yeah, but this is just the start. It will probably get to a point where you can run something 10x more powerful than ChatGPT locally on your own machine. Like computers in the 60s vs a smartphone today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:12:30 2023 No.53743059 >>53743019 Nah, gays are cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:12:31 2023 No.53743060 >>53743015 I dont even know the man, but I know the company began taking stupid decisions ever since he showed up. Objectively stupid shit, no attention to detail. Hogging a trillion dollar company on intertia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:13:24 2023 No.53743068 >>53743009 uh ya. Are you some kind of retard that would use MoM?

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:13:41 2023 No.53743073

>>53743020
ChatGPT is a bait yeah. I'm thinking more of a lossy compression, but with very high accuracy due to AI models use. This would offload processing to the client side, thus saving on server space, memory, CPU and licenses.

To me it's hard to imagine how data such as sales / analytics could be compressed that way, but I'm sure very smart people are working on it already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:14:16 2023 No.53743078 >>53743040 >I used to PK on Runescape like a boss, do you think girls like that? Maybe. Different people like different things. Try doing which involves going out the house. My hobbies include gaming, brazillian jujitsu, poker, hiking, lifting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:14:39 2023 No.53743080 File: 39 KB, 620x500, Sticky trannytory.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743068 Retarded like a fox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:15:10 2023 No.53743087 >>53743050 That sounds impossible

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:15:15 2023 No.53743088 >>53743078 all gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:15:24 2023 No.53743090 >>53743004 You better be sorry fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:15:50 2023 No.53743096 File: 65 KB, 556x604, 1535726398911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743050 >Amazon will be a two trillion dollar company with $4 bilion profit (at best) per quarter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:16:06 2023 No.53743099 File: 160 KB, 621x584, WTF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uhhhhhh yandere AI bros I was excited at first but the more I look into this the more I am sussin fr NO CAP....

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:16:52 2023 No.53743111 File: 230 KB, 600x800, bracelet esl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742538

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:19:07 2023 No.53743129 >>53743080 Not sure what you're trying to say given that you have YoY on your chart

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:20:19 2023 No.53743147

>>53742981
hey, eBay is impressive with how they're the only webpage that hasn't changed their layout since inception. them and craigslist are holding strong. I guess if I HAD to pick a side, I'd say I agree with the bears, but I just see more attractive shorts (like WING and TSLA).

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:20:22 2023 No.53743148 >>53743129 The monthly changes all show the upticks. YoY misleads you and, given it's a graph from the Fed Whisperer, the implication is that the Fed's looking at MoM.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:21:15 2023 No.53743154 File: 48 KB, 474x651, 1611246901734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743088 >all gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:21:25 2023 No.53743158 File: 82 KB, 228x977, 96D7AC8A-94F7-4273-9007-52DD50386057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742899 KO is pretty reliable. They increase their dividend on the third Thursday of February every year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:21:49 2023 No.53743160 >>53743147 Yeah, ebay is ok, because they have a monopoly. But noone is expecting anything from them. Not even updating their website. lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:22:07 2023 No.53743164 File: 185 KB, 333x429, frogmommy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743111 >I <3 COCK SALAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:24:00 2023 No.53743187 >>53743078 Thanks for the tips, I'm gonna go fuck tons of women (touch boobas and lick vagene)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:25:13 2023 No.53743200 File: 39 KB, 1060x383, entytenyn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743148 MoM is extremely noisy. Too much noise to signal which is why YoY is a much more valuable indicator

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:25:26 2023 No.53743201 File: 80 KB, 1170x624, ROFLKEK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought Joeseph Brandon said the economy was good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:25:32 2023 No.53743203 File: 180 KB, 1190x1200, A224F6F2-4F64-4214-83FE-D81965CB822B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742551 >liquidating my SA positions

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:26:45 2023 No.53743216 File: 222 KB, 566x369, AD3B87AD-FC36-4F7D-BCA0-E7E5E9CCB754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >up his lithium to 400 milligrams

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:27:11 2023 No.53743219 >>53743201 The economy is booming if you are a government employee or illegal immigrant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:28:08 2023 No.53743228 >>53743201 his paycheck from israel came in, his economy is booming

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:28:57 2023 No.53743234 I unironically believe in astrology and timeline shifts

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:29:16 2023 No.53743237 >>53742913 Just spray it with white vinegar. It goes away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:32:43 2023 No.53743261 >>53743237 only if it's not in the wall and just on the paint

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:33:00 2023 No.53743264 >>53743234 Bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:33:26 2023 No.53743267 >>53743096 >he still thinks amazon needs to make money this general is so full of retards

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:34:27 2023 No.53743271 >>53743234 I believe in the shemitah correlation to market crashes, too perfect of coincidences

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:34:31 2023 No.53743273 >>53742349 rollin

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:34:42 2023 No.53743275 File: 52 KB, 978x598, changes in part and full time workers feb 23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743201 Look at all these part time jobs created! Hitting it out of the park!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:35:27 2023 No.53743282 >>53743234 Very strange price action past couple days with Venus conjunct Neptune and the Sun conjunct Saturn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:36:22 2023 No.53743295 >>53742981 >ebay their money doesn't come from their store, it comes from AWS

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:36:33 2023 No.53743296 File: 912 KB, 1282x1299, 1675203671798952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thanks for playing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:36:36 2023 No.53743297 This bitch is actually telling the truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c52c8U1e6MI

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:37:02 2023 No.53743300 File: 462 KB, 720x544, 1613707951015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we are healing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:37:42 2023 No.53743306 File: 3.76 MB, 498x291, Mr. Pink.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743297 >A woman being right

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:37:50 2023 No.53743309 >>53742349 >market strong into the close after buying up the THIRD dip this fucking week >one hour to go >LOL 50 BPS HIKES GUYS I fucking HATE these fed NIGGERS so MUCH

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:37:55 2023 No.53743310 >>53743297 Liz Young can fucking get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:39:14 2023 No.53743318 >Carl Icahn bought more weekly puts before Brainard spoke why is this billionaire such a fuckin degenerate LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:39:35 2023 No.53743320 >>53743297 >so-fi >listening to any "analyst" lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:40:38 2023 No.53743331 >>53743309 >strong market >loses its shit from a bit of jawboning

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:40:46 2023 No.53743334 >>53743320 I have literally never taken anything a woman says seriously

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:42:10 2023 No.53743343 File: 2.01 MB, 1024x1024, 1661032700124171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743309 it's for your own good, mumu you didn't think this rally was sustainable, did you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:43:36 2023 No.53743355 File: 869 KB, 861x593, 1756236402354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743297 bitch bear lesbians are the worst. besides. people are gonna buy bananas regardless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:44:18 2023 No.53743361 File: 47 KB, 473x779, nyrunryun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743297 market isn't rate driven it's volatility driven

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:44:49 2023 No.53743366 >>53743343 not only is it sustainable, it's going to buy the dip AGAIN tomorrow morning and close green before pushing to 4300-4500 in the near-term >>53743331 they timed it in the last hour of trading to minimize any chance of recovery

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:46:14 2023 No.53743375
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>>53743320
The fact that she's being bearish and she works for So-Fi is interesting. But some of you guys are too drunk or playing your bull masks too hard to admit that you understand. This is /smg/ after all ha

We like to have fun here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:47:14 2023 No.53743381 File: 254 KB, 505x463, vixcalls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743361 i fucking wish, this photo is the equity market racing to meet the bond market, volatility is the byproduct

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:47:45 2023 No.53743386 >>53743320 I would analize her if you catch my drift

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:49:53 2023 No.53743403

>>53743200
Well gosh, then let's get rid of any noise from such a minor, arbitrary window as 12 months. Let's go with 18 months.

Actually that might also have noise! Best to look at inflation over a 2YoY window.

Wait, no, 2YoY is just as much a scam as these "3 month annualized" and "6 month annualized" rates. Best to only look at CPI over a 5 year window. Then we can see where inflation goes next month.

You fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:51:59 2023 No.53743422 File: 61 KB, 1054x791, rtyunrtunrt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743381 The equity market isn't rushing anywhere. Algos are just responding to the changes in VIX as the CC of -1 shows perfect inverse correlation. Unlike with yields.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:52:44 2023 No.53743429
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I like screenshotting TSLA bull posts from Twitter just to keep records of what this mania was like. This is one of my favorite.
>"I wasn't DOWN and have never been DOWN, the market was just being stupid!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:53:39 2023 No.53743436 File: 630 KB, 1398x1232, 1670594052346608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the bear market has only just begun

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:53:40 2023 No.53743437 >>53743158 Based Abbott Pharmaceuticals (Ticker: ABT) holder

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:54:43 2023 No.53743449 >>53742551 If you wait long enough, America will be like this soon. We will might never see all time highs again, thanks to the culture shift away from capitalism, which also comes with the demographic change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:56:18 2023 No.53743463 >>53742849 please bro, just DRS bro.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 00:58:12 2023 No.53743481
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>MFW they didn’t respect the Fibonacci lines and cycles

You should have listened, now it’s too late, the happening foretold by Dan is neigh.

What’s the record for circuit freaked limit down days in a row? 9/11?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:01:09 2023 No.53743510 >>53743481 OK but how's it look when you overlay the lunar cycle on top?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:02:51 2023 No.53743523 File: 164 KB, 1000x741, 1549029408366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's that guy that sold his TSLA puts for a 77% loss yesterday. I want to laugh at him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:03:03 2023 No.53743525 >>53743403 impotent midwit post

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:03:21 2023 No.53743529 File: 112 KB, 600x800, 1524860180630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is tomorrow going to be interesting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:03:22 2023 No.53743530 >>53742936 shut your whore mouth. Boomer anon probably outperforms 90% of /smg/

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:04:30 2023 No.53743545 >>53743525 You're the one who wants to include Q1 and Q2 of last year in considerations of the current inflation landscape. That really says it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:04:48 2023 No.53743548 File: 352 KB, 1232x868, FoO2BDKWIAIfK7k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743297 kek summer of 1929 vibes happening right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:05:54 2023 No.53743558 File: 92 KB, 798x968, 2758752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UVXY

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:06:50 2023 No.53743564 File: 2 KB, 125x114, Cock-eyed Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743558

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:08:52 2023 No.53743577
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no joke though. i bought a bunch of $200 puts on TSLA around noon when the price was 213. Half were 0dte. I had to go to a meeting after and when i came back I was dumbfounded.

I am a fucking wizard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:09:36 2023 No.53743582 Bullish for Google/YouTube? https://youtu.be/DEqWvE3oS6g

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:10:39 2023 No.53743594 >>53743429 >there are "people" who actually bought over 1000 pe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:10:41 2023 No.53743595 File: 373 KB, 1480x1361, Ec5bNuJXoAM41wa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743577 great job anon I have a short position at average price 212 closed 2/3 of it today but letting the rest run

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:10:53 2023 No.53743597

>>53743510
Believe it or not, dramatically worse. Lunar cycles are screaming apocalypse. I try to ignore those though cause my underground bunker isn’t quire ready for the absolute shitstorm that is approaching. Those global long term astronomical indicators are coarse in their timing, plus or minus thousands of years but we are on average overdue for a mass extinction event.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:11:08 2023 No.53743598 >>53743582 okay...but whos replacing her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:11:32 2023 No.53743599 >>53742932 Etsy is the only e-commerce giant worth a shit. When in doubt bet on roasties wasting money Maybe Mercado libre but idk Overstock doing ok too

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:12:09 2023 No.53743602 friendly reminder that dividends are relevant. if you want some money you can just get a job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:12:56 2023 No.53743612 >>53743598 Probably some Indian CEO because of fucking course they will install a puppet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:12:59 2023 No.53743613 File: 686 KB, 1008x600, 1663018794029345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743481 Welcome to the DAN market mother fuckers

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:15:26 2023 No.53743629 File: 70 KB, 1077x985, 1652307050272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743403 >muh CPI >inflation the 1970's were a mistake

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:16:54 2023 No.53743651 >>53743375 Sofi is the most dilluted pos there is. They’ve printed so much sbc that you’re literally just financing their payroll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:19:21 2023 No.53743675 The next YouTube CEO will be Chief Product Officer Neal Mohan. The same idiot that wanted to make videos into NFTs. Yeah, I can see the site going down even worse kek. Shorting Google again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:21:26 2023 No.53743689 >>53743675 Neal Mohan whats that, an Irish name? oh >>53743612

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:21:47 2023 No.53743692 >>53743599 Ebay isnt a giant. Its making 10 billion revenue and worth about 26 billion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:22:02 2023 No.53743695 they should see if dirty dan’s doing anything, imagine what icarly man could do for yt

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:23:28 2023 No.53743705 File: 57 KB, 738x489, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's bad out there bull bros. Just look at these faces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:24:25 2023 No.53743709 >>53742555 You're in luck. We're just gonna have a regular crab for the whole year instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:24:56 2023 No.53743713 >>53743436 friendly reminder that the market has only gone down 2 consecutive years like 3 times in history.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:26:26 2023 No.53743727

>>53743200
Ya see, this is why all the math geeks say, "Never extrapolate data."
Also, those numbers are pointless because they keep changing the variables.
Just go to a grocery store, or get a steak at a chain restaurant. There is your inflation. $40 for a chain restaurant steak. Fuck off.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:26:31 2023 No.53743728

>>53743629
Indeed they were. The 80's also had some major fuckery to CPI calculation IIRC.

But whether you're using CPI, redditflation, ShadowStats, or "Trimmed Mean Core Services PCE ex-Housing WhatevertheFuck", you have to remember that the length of a year is arbitrary. If we saw prices go up, like, 10% total in 3 months, we'd be retarded to say "wait wait, we can ignore this because the 9 months before then weren't as bad".

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:26:40 2023 No.53743733 File: 402 KB, 845x1180, 66427FC4-3B9C-4B26-86CF-164282EFD223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you have your SKYT bag? Once it goes past $20 I’m not gonna remind you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:27:32 2023 No.53743746 >>53743689 lol I can see YouTube nosediving into shit as a company like Intel did when they got an Indian CEO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:27:49 2023 No.53743749 >>53743713 Thats one of those statistics that are entirely irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:29:18 2023 No.53743762 >>53743733 Remind me when it's back at $8

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:30:08 2023 No.53743769 Has anyone here made a company in UAE to enjoy the 0% taxes? I'm wondering if it's worth the hassle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:32:03 2023 No.53743784 >>53743769 doesnt work for americans

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:32:26 2023 No.53743789 >>53743728 Inflation should unironically be primarily measured by beef steak, dairy and fuel prices.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:32:43 2023 No.53743793 >>53743769 doesnt work for israelis

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:33:40 2023 No.53743808 >>>/pol/416466666

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:35:09 2023 No.53743821 >>53743808 the /pol/ to /lgbt/ transformation is now complete. /qa/ will never recover

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:35:59 2023 No.53743829 >>53743784 the american version of this is moving to puerto rico

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:36:09 2023 No.53743832 >>53743733 >Needham & Company LLC Lmfao is that Rockers hamchad investment company? This SKYT bullshit is strictly for the retard elite

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:37:36 2023 No.53743841 File: 65 KB, 420x361, 1656128332733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743111 thanks brah awesome digits btw

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:37:48 2023 No.53743845 Biological females just can't compete ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:39:42 2023 No.53743864 >>53742618 They'll need to go much higher than that to get people to buy bonds. The risk of missing out on SPX 6000 is too high.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:48:19 2023 No.53743928 I only come here when theres downside. This clownshoe rally is tranny capital to make Biden look appealing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:49:31 2023 No.53743934 >>53742349 roll

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:50:02 2023 No.53743939 >>53743784 >>53743793 What if I'm not American or Israeli?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:50:44 2023 No.53743942 File: 1.99 MB, 400x332, one.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53742877 and dont forget to invest in masks

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:52:11 2023 No.53743956 Who is Dan? Some faggy permabear YouTuber?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:53:53 2023 No.53743976 >>53743939 then go for it if your customers wont care if they're transferring money to an arab country

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:54:13 2023 No.53743981 File: 688 KB, 1024x1028, DAN on the February 2023 market crash.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743956 Do Anything Now, a hacked, unshackled version of ChatGPT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:54:17 2023 No.53743983 Should I wait until they are done with all the interest rate hikes to start investing again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:55:10 2023 No.53743993 File: 893 KB, 1214x1065, OneMoreSipSenpai.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53743864 >They'll need to go much higher than that to get people to buy bonds. Speak for yourself. Proud midwits such as myself are already buying

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:56:24 2023 No.53744000
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Guys
What the fuck is wrong with the Fed.
The world economy hangs on their words, yet they allow random retarded members to go in public and say things that could cause a disaster.
Genuinely, the Fed should be a unified group. They should have a mouthpiece and that's all they should say.
This fucken dipshit today isn't even a part of the real fed, he's just some has been who can't even vote, and yet he was able to tank the market.

That fucker should have been booted right then and there for talking out of turn.
Holy fuck. The dude's out here having a temper tantrum because the voters didn't listen to his boomer ass. Fire him. Put him in a retirement home and lock the fucken door.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:58:17 2023 No.53744018 You guys i just realized… im just like patrick bateman from american psycho. Like irl that’s totally my vibe just coincidentally

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 01:58:48 2023 No.53744021 File: 764 KB, 956x785, 8768756567474564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744000

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:00:41 2023 No.53744039 >>53744018 All you care about is your appearance and social status but that also makes you feel empty inside?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:00:42 2023 No.53744040 File: 305 KB, 584x413, 1603837531585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744018 are you literally me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:02:04 2023 No.53744054 >>53744018 seek help weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:03:19 2023 No.53744064 >>53743983 Usually markets bottom at least a couple months after the Fed starts cutting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:04:58 2023 No.53744080 >>53744000 >The world economy hangs on their words lmao no it doesn't. The Fed is 95% theatrics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:06:46 2023 No.53744089 I'm about to buy a house. I'm most excited for the dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:06:50 2023 No.53744090 >>53744080 >lmao no it d-d-doesn't shut the fuck up midwit

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:07:19 2023 No.53744095 D

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:07:20 2023 No.53744096 File: 207 KB, 636x900, Ecxr-DcUEAALsl3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flat

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:08:04 2023 No.53744103 File: 1.53 MB, 1170x2532, 7E18C1A2-6FBC-4A23-93B6-643B3357CEF3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uhh… bull bros? What is “vixperation”?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:08:20 2023 No.53744105 O

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:08:26 2023 No.53744106
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>>53743651
I mean, that's my point. What does she have to gain? They're in the gutter. They're a Chamath SPAC. She's basically saying, "There's more pain for us. We might go out of business. I'm here saying this because I want you to trust that we will not go out of business and we'll fix our ways."

Fuck. I didn't think I would have a chance to respond to that. This thread is moving slowly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:09:50 2023 No.53744114 File: 25 KB, 575x136, burry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:10:35 2023 No.53744117 File: 53 KB, 1079x576, an_elegant_weapon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fundamental analysis. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:10:39 2023 No.53744120 >>53744114 BUY BLOONS 3

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:10:55 2023 No.53744122 >>53743976 I have no customers. I just wanna take my profits from trading tax free.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:11:10 2023 No.53744123

>sell puts on BOIL while acoomulatin
>it drops
>still make a profit from how fucking steep the out premes are

Can't wait for this bitch to go lower. I'm sitting on 2/3 of my powder and ready to dump it into credit puts.

Fellow brapbros, stocktwits says there's some kind of announcement today about future rig activity (cutting = bullish, maintaining = bearish). Is this a monthly thing?

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:13:15 2023 No.53744141
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>>53744114
He's drunk all the time but he's the male oracle we need. That's what he means. Quite literally, that's what he means. I don't even like the guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:16:11 2023 No.53744165 >>53744141 >He's drunk all the time he is? I thought it was just autism.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:17:41 2023 No.53744172

listen to me you niggers

Do NOT buy equities until at least Q3 or until the rates fucking go down, you’re gonna lose money unless ofc it’s financial stocks with aaa+++ rating or fucking raytheon

buy LQD, MBB, MUB and fucking KEEP IT

you’ve been warned

t. actual insider central bank janny

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:20:07 2023 No.53744189 >>53744172 i choose to believe you. find anything interesting in the garbage?

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:21:08 2023 No.53744197

>Citron Research tweeted today a bearish thesis today on ETSY, saying they're "the largest organized clearing house for counterfeit goods in all the world"
>Citron Research also tweeted a bull thesis on WISH on Monday
I'm amazed they don't see the irony of their actions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:21:58 2023 No.53744202 >>53744189 honestly this job is the most soulless shit you can imagine. even flipping burgers feels more meaningful. at least the salary is crazy good.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:22:14 2023 No.53744204

>>53744123
Boils/kolds iv is something like 180 or or something. Incredible. Benefit is natty gas has established a floor with Cheniere beginning to export process again. The market already knew that as future contracts from march on (once the plants fully operational again) are priced much higher

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:22:50 2023 No.53744210 >>53744172 nice try jew im going to keep buying tesla and gme

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:24:09 2023 No.53744224 >>53744172 Shut up bitch. Fags like you were telling people to not buy in november lol. BEARS NEVER MAKE MONEY YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:24:29 2023 No.53744231 >>53744172 >my dad works for nintendo

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:25:02 2023 No.53744237

>>53744165
I'm just assuming. He tweets like I used to. So confident in the moment and then, the next morning, deletes everything. Meant everything he said, but doesn't want his sword so far out there. Maybe he's slightly autistic as well. That would explain why he's so much richer than me.

But he's a metalhead. Metalheads do shit like this.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:25:08 2023 No.53744238
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>positions are underwater
>still on pace to make 10% of initial investment this year selling weekly way out of the money calls
Theres no way its this easy but it worked in the bull market and its working now
Are people just too impatient to do this? Its literally free, albeit small, money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:26:32 2023 No.53744254 Anyone else find it suspicious that every time a company installs an Indian CEO, that whole thing goes to shit real fast? Intel and Google got fucked up in record time kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:27:23 2023 No.53744264 >>53744238 how otm and how far out do you sell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:27:36 2023 No.53744269 >>53744114 >what did he mean by this Chinese spies fucking with Twitter code.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:28:00 2023 No.53744271 File: 20 KB, 650x250, 23874658926735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] unironically bullish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:29:02 2023 No.53744283 >>53744271 OH MY GOD IS THAT A HECKIN BILLION DOLLARINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:29:25 2023 No.53744287 >>53744271 there goes real estate what can go wrong like we havent seen that before

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:30:28 2023 No.53744293 >>53744271 Black swan for housing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:30:34 2023 No.53744295 >>53744271 how the fuck are these two things correlated at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:31:32 2023 No.53744302 >>53744271 yeah, im thinking it's 1929

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:31:35 2023 No.53744303 >>53744295 WFH and corporate real estate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:31:36 2023 No.53744305 >>53744295 nevermind i cant fucking read damn

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:31:55 2023 No.53744308
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I seem to have a talent for trading options, analyzing charts, and estimating price movements.

This past month I've turned $700 into $30k and I'm still making more and more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:32:22 2023 No.53744311 >>53744308 Jesus fuck, good job. What tickets? Just SPY?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:33:00 2023 No.53744319 >>53744311 Just TSLA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:34:34 2023 No.53744331 >>53744319 you're gonna lose all that money by the end of the year

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:35:00 2023 No.53744334

>>53744308
we've had posters like you before, boasting and saying they'll keep it up and laughing at everyone only to never post again. do yourself a favor and take a break. you might actually have talent but the short term euphoria will cloud your judgement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:38:23 2023 No.53744362 >>53744308 sorry but there is simply no way to do that without being a degenerate gambler, even if you are brilliantly skilled. do yourself a favor and take a break like the other guy said.

Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:39:02 2023 No.53744365
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>>53744331
>>53744334
I'm keeping 25k in my account to keep unlimited day trades. I'm actually looking for a
safe stock/ETF with a good dividend I can put 25k in and just forget about. I invested 25k with 2x leverage in Verizon for this purpose but I'd be interested in hearing about others.

The rest I've been trading options on and I've been making bank so far. I'm going to take profit on my $200 puts I bought for TSLA tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:39:21 2023 No.53744367 File: 1.78 MB, 320x240, 1668528336765628.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744308 sure buddy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:40:15 2023 No.53744373 File: 41 KB, 536x626, balance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744308 good luck... i did that in 2020, then lost it in 2021, then made it back last year... you get the idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:41:00 2023 No.53744381 >>53744334 It's always low/mid five-figs of gains. Always within a 6 month window from starting. And inevitably, they always disappear shortly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:41:18 2023 No.53744382 >>53744367 Do you want me to post screenshots? I only transferred $740 to a new margin account that I opened in January. The account is now worth 30k.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:41:30 2023 No.53744387 >>53744271 This was an interesting topic, until that options fuckhead showed up and started bragging

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:41:30 2023 No.53744386 Bros the open interest on VIX is worrisome. 100k OI for $40 April. 180k OI for $50 May. 270k OI for $40 June.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:42:19 2023 No.53744392 File: 499 KB, 560x558, 1676507681416156.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yields are beginning to uninvert. Hold onto your butts.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Fri Feb 17 02:42:37 2023 No.53744396 File: 165 KB, 3000x1946, 1589145157335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love a great crash!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:43:07 2023 No.53744400 File: 544 KB, 4000x2672, 1674154723585087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futures

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:43:23 2023 No.53744404 >>53744308 Hugely bearish signal

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:43:39 2023 No.53744406 File: 186 KB, 997x917, SOXS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744382 TA WAS RIGHT BUY SOXS SELL SOXL

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:44:44 2023 No.53744416 File: 134 KB, 395x263, cat239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744392 AHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:46:41 2023 No.53744430 File: 50 KB, 400x400, xp3emC41_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744392 The uninversion is when shit gets real, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:46:47 2023 No.53744433 What are the benefits of being in a leveraged asset like TSLL? My friend is trying to run the wheel on tsll but I keep telling him TSLA is going back down to 120,

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:47:56 2023 No.53744442 >>53744438 >>53744438 >>53744438 >>53744438 >>53744438 >>53744438

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:49:34 2023 No.53744459 >>53744237 No he is an actual legitimate non-meme autist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:50:25 2023 No.53744464 >>53744080 >Theatrics >They literally determine the cost of money

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:50:45 2023 No.53744467 File: 1.10 MB, 1024x1024, 1676101453215837-1335586882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Time in the market beats timing the market."

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 02:59:00 2023 No.53744557 File: 23 KB, 319x481, 1672448395376886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53744386 and my 150 March expiring worthless

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 04:22:32 2023 No.53745439 >>53742431 Based, as per usual

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 04:25:56 2023 No.53745485 >>53743234 Timeline shifts have been confirmed, astrology is still ambiguous and the fact the Timeshifts are real makes it harder to predict the astrology

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 04:32:43 2023 No.53745563 File: 387 KB, 1409x1607, 1676353436356514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] $60k BIL, $20k SQQQ, $30k USD in liquidity wat do mein negroes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 05:13:45 2023 No.53745899 >>53745563 buy gold, silver, bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 05:31:13 2023 No.53746077 >>53745899 shutup retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 06:43:29 2023 No.53746531 >>53744392 Based, soft landing achieved boboids BTFO.

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