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Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:01:06 2023 No.53775149 [Reply] [Original]

I love my cat. How do i profit from this, financially speaking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:02:46 2023 No.53775159 I miss my cat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:03:34 2023 No.53775165 Cute little fella

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:07:26 2023 No.53775205 tiktok

Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:09:27 2023 No.53775235

you can't pet owners are fucking stupid cunts, want to fly to thailand for 2 weeks? no you can't snookums will die of hunger and loneliness.

>tranporting pets internationally costs thousands.
>now you find yourself paying a vet 20k to give floofer chemo
>the cat/dog destroyed the furniture and you lost your deposit

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:10:04 2023 No.53775242 >>53775149 Enjoy your Toxoplasma gondii

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:14:05 2023 No.53775293 File: 72 KB, 1105x1053, c68.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775235 >>53775242 Imagine being this bleak of a human being

Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:17:15 2023 No.53775318
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>>53775293
yes snuggle up with the creature on your bed blankets, lets it rubs fecal matter from its asshole all over your sheets. breathe it in, breathe it in. Also keep it near your kitchen too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:20:10 2023 No.53775344 File: 2.14 MB, 1587x892, ccoel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775318 It's already too late for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:21:50 2023 No.53775360 >>53775149 >>53775159 >>53775165 >>53775235 >>53775242 >>53775293 >>53775318 >Muh furbabies Kys weak liberals, you need to go back

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:21:56 2023 No.53775361 >>53775149 OK BOBROS I SHORTARINOED KEK SEE YOU AT CAPO 12K IF YOU KNOWARINO YOU KNOWARINO

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:24:16 2023 No.53775386 Do not eat food prepared by anyone that keeps a Cat in the house. I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:25:55 2023 No.53775398 Instagram your cat. But sadly hes just a run of the mill house cat. Its not a bengal or anything cool worth following.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:30:17 2023 No.53775431 File: 13 KB, 250x250, 1659690138055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775398 >run of the milhouse cat

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:31:25 2023 No.53775442 >>53775431 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:32:36 2023 No.53775448 >>53775149 >>53775159 >>53775165 >>53775205 >>53775235 >>53775242 https://youtu.be/8rYZ1oXHQzE?t=3050 MEOW HAHA MEOW MEOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:33:59 2023 No.53775458 >>53775448 aw enzio and diego :3 such good bois

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:34:50 2023 No.53775469 >>53775448 damn this guy still at it? Remember watching this guys video from years back

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:38:19 2023 No.53775505 File: 5 KB, 251x200, huehuehueuheuheuhuheuheuheu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775431 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:39:04 2023 No.53775512 >>53775386 why not schizo

Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:54:41 2023 No.53775656

>>53775149
Start a YouTube channel. Spend all your time recording your cat and posting videos. Cute videos of your cat, challenge videos of you testing your cat with puzzles or obstacle courses of increasing difficulty, ASMR videos of your cat purring or grooming, etc. Have a Patreon thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:58:09 2023 No.53775688 File: 3.60 MB, 498x247, 1675363142938592.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775431

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:00:18 2023 No.53775702 >>53775360 Shutup scumbag get a life

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:01:10 2023 No.53775705 >>53775149 love him and care for him. The wellness he brings will motivate you to work hard and profit

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:03:34 2023 No.53775725 >>53775431 bruh kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:06:59 2023 No.53775747 File: 2.96 MB, 4032x3024, 20230123_220659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dum kot

Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:09:45 2023 No.53775771
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>>53775149
Is his name Rupert? As others said, try photographing and filming him and then putting it on the internet. Or you can try to collect his piss and then sell it to teenagers as a drug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:13:35 2023 No.53775808 File: 9 KB, 355x252, Siberian-02[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mine's a siberian that looks like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:18:11 2023 No.53775836 >>53775235 pet owners hate to see this, but it's true. Pets will ruin your finances for 99.9% of pet owners.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:23:04 2023 No.53775882 >>53775702 You need to go back libtard

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:23:45 2023 No.53775887 File: 216 KB, 1283x889, 0CE3700E-A1D3-4B59-9821-23780C1EFE28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775360 This is you, isn’t it?

Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:24:37 2023 No.53775894

>>53775235
>ask someone to sit your cat meanwhile (mom, friends, gf - oh sorry you are incel you dont have anything like that)
>cat insurance 10$ a month
>who the fuck has a deposit on its furniture all my stuff is from ikea, vintage or selfmade u amerifag

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:25:03 2023 No.53775897 File: 260 KB, 1300x1000, 297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >DUDE I LOVE HECKIN KITTENS SO MUCH! I AM GONNA POST A PICTURE OF MY KITTY ON REDDIT THIS CATHURDAY FOR LE EPIC UPVOTES!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:27:33 2023 No.53775923 File: 211 KB, 501x585, 1498515354867.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775360 >hurr durr im a real man!

Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:36:35 2023 No.53776018
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>>53775235
>you can't snookums will die of hunger
Not my problem you have no friends, just give the keys and they will feed your cat once per 3 days. Did this million of times.
>loneliness
Have two cats
>tranporting pets internationally costs thousands
Why would I transport them?
>now you find yourself paying a vet 20k
Not my problem you’re broke ass nigga.
>the cat/dog destroyed the furniture and you lost your deposit
Not my problem you’re stupid rentoid, buy yourself an apartment poorboi lmao
>>53775242
>muh toxoplasma
Been with cats since week 1 when I got from the hospital, did 5 toxoplasma tests in my life, all were negative. Idk how filthy your home and cats must be, so you catch this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:39:03 2023 No.53776041 >>53775149 make youtube videos and re-name the cat after some random hindu deity and add some patriotic indian shit into vids so you can milk from the indian zombie viewers

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:40:50 2023 No.53776064 File: 590 KB, 1536x1536, 20191202_205745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775159 me too anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:41:50 2023 No.53776076 File: 3.23 MB, 2992x2992, 20230217_160512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you Make It you should get two Maine Coon brothers like my two, and watch them cuddle and lick each other, no homo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 22:09:35 2023 No.53776952 >>53775159 >>53776064 rip to all anons cats

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 22:54:13 2023 No.53777305 My cat is named snuffles

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 22:57:19 2023 No.53777332 1. make tik tok and insta 2. get shit ton of followers 3. sell ads Making around 750 a month from a cat insta with 30k followers

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 23:40:49 2023 No.53777705 >>53775149 You can donate money/time to help other kitteh. It will make you feel good, and feeling good will help you think better. Feeling and thinking better will cause you to earn more money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:12:10 2023 No.53779130 >>53775149 Get a girl that also loves cats

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:14:57 2023 No.53779145 >>53775149 Post videos of the cat doing normal cat shit on YouTube with some royalty free music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:21:11 2023 No.53779190 File: 70 KB, 393x387, azncat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53775360 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 03:52:26 2023 No.53779828 >>53775235 normal people have friends and family who will look after their pets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 04:55:10 2023 No.53780252 >>249184736

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