/smg/ it just keeps going down market general

[Anonymous No.53798867]

In my head it's going down. BREAK IT DOWN> ESESHDSKFShKS

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

Previous >>53797518

[Anonymous No.53799339]

It's Over.

[Anonymous No.53799790]

And just like that, it was never green again

[Anonymous No.53799958]

I literally closed all my positions at lunch. Fuck this shit market. I lost 25% of the profits off my 2x from last week. I'm retarded for not selling at open. Boomer market is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.53800002]

>What's the next step of your master plan?
>Crashing this market, with no survivors

[Anonymous No.53800021]

The top was a year ago, down 15% (not including the ~10% real loss associated with inflation)
We about to enter Japanmode and have zero market return for a decade?

[Anonymous No.53800075]

>Back above SPY 398.8
Bobros, we failed, pack it up, it's over...

[Anonymous No.53800083]

Anyone have the "It's only money" reaction?

[Anonymous No.53800115]

>>53799958
>Lost 25% of the profits
No TP/SL defined?

[Anonymous No.53800118]

What's up new ATH baggies? KEK

[Anonymous No.53800269]

my 3 week old SQQQ bags.. dey are finally free from the bull's tyranny

[Anonymous No.53800283]

>>53800115
No because I'm retarded and wanted to let it ride a little on this play because it was so stupid to begin with. Go look up CYH

[Anonymous No.53800339]

Bump

[Anonymous No.53800575]

>>53800283
My system's baseline and other indicators did not like this one's price action. Bold of you to hold it through the ER, those are always tricky to play, unless you got in way earlier at a decent price.
My suggestion for next time is to take half your money off the trade once it becomes significantly profitable.
Also something worth noticing - you had a huge volume spike on increased price, and then a fraction of the volume on the next day(s). I've noticed this seems to be a great indicator to exit a trend, since buying pressure is basically exhausted and new baggies are created.
If I was more confident, I'd actually enter a short at this point.

[Anonymous No.53800592]

spy calls

[Anonymous No.53800625]

I don't know how or why people thought an environment where interest rates are being raised functionally in perpetuity, the market should continue to go up. This is to say nothing of the actual cultural and structural decay of the United States itself. The bad times are no longer temporary detours, they're permanent forfeitures of quality of life for the average jack ass on the street. Every recovery is a return to something just a little worse than before.

[Anonymous No.53800727]

>>53800625
The market is irrational etc
Plus if you're actively trading, you should be able to play the ups and downs of it

[Anonymous No.53800768]

>>53800575
Oh yeah thanks for the heads up. I'll probably do exactly what you said next time I get into one of these things.

[Anonymous No.53801151]

kek one red day and the sky is falling again
all those inverse LETF gains will definitely protect your bussy from war boys

[UwU No.53802608]

https://vocaroo.com/1jXbVTbkJafU

[Anonymous No.53803504]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0

[Anonymous No.53803510]

>>53800002
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

[Anonymous No.53803526]

>>53803406
>>53803464
Streaming seems like the sort of zero moat, zero-sum game fighting over eyeballs and celebrities as traditional movie and TV. And DIS, CMCSA, PARAA... all of those are underperforming stocks bought by retards.

[Anonymous No.53803531]

Can't wait for markets to go green tomorrow and all the bobos that spent today edging while rolling their puts lower just get liquidated like nothing

[Anonymous No.53803532]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53803533]

>>53800083

[Anonymous No.53803536]

>>53803510
Eggs, video games, OnlyFans, and Bitcoin would make a better inflation basket for Fed governors to watch than frozen lasagna. Fight me.

[Anonymous No.53803540]

end of eva sticky when

[Anonymous No.53803548]

>Remember the reason why we all hold. It's not the immeasurable wealth we will attain. No, that used to be our goal but not anymore. You hedgie fucks are playing a dangerous game by shorting our investment. We are not worried one bit. We are not scared. We are zen. We hold because we are fighting for a fair and just stock market. We will not sell until every one of you hedgie fucks are in prison. Go on, keep shorting GME. We do not care if we are green or red. We will achieve our objective. You fucked with the wrong demographic. We are gamers. We have the patience and determination to see this through. You fucked with the wrong group

>Power to the players.

[Anonymous No.53803552]

>>53800083

[Anonymous No.53803554]

Holy shit did everything fall another 1-2% after market close?

[Anonymous No.53803557]

>>53803510
>the ending
kekked

[Anonymous No.53803558]

>>53803548
>they may take our funkopops, but they will never take our freedom!

[Anonymous No.53803559]

>my $100P March for WING went up 450% today
nice meme.
>>53803526
I cannot imagine a world where a streaming platform is a profitable idea given the amount of server space required to maintain it will always vastly exceed any revenue it could generate. YouTube will win eventually, but I'm not sure how they'll monetize it.
>>53803540
I remember when /v/ had Komm Susser Toddauto-playing the day that Facebook bought Oculus. It would be nice if that happened on /biz/ if shit really went south.

[Anonymous No.53803561]

>>53803548
>when you break the #1 rule of investing of getting emotional with your investing

[Anonymous No.53803562]

>>53803554
Nope, your data's probably fucked. Futures are trundling along at 4,000: https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

[Anonymous No.53803568]

>>53803540
wasnt there one when ftx crashed and actually no anon was in ftx

[Anonymous No.53803575]

>>53803548

this is why i come here

NEVER SELLING!!! DIAMOND APE HANDS!!! BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! HOOODDDDDDLLLLLLLLL!!!!

edit: holy CRAP thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[Anonymous No.53803580]

THE FUCK IS NATURAL GAS DOING ITS CLOSING IN ON GOING NEGATIVE

[Anonymous No.53803581]

>>53803568
/smg/ was calling it a huge ((scam)) from day one
Also I don't think anyone here buys shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53803583]

>>53798867
If everything goes to zero will the IRS still come knocking or can I defer my 2022 tax payments forever?
>>53801151
I have a lot of sympathy for this chick and not just cause she's a cute hetero tomboy gymnast. I had to deal with so many people who wanted to take out their frustrations with state regulations on me and my team, which is just unreasonable. If you hate what your government is doing you should pepper spray your government officials, not the person serving you food.

[Anonymous No.53803585]

Why Do The Chuds Stop Bidding.

Why Do The Droolers Stop Selling Puts.

Why Do The Milkbreaths Stop Buying AMD.

[Anonymous No.53803587]

>>53803548
>>53803561
For years.
Damn. Should we go over and help them? No.

[Anonymous No.53803590]

AN INCREASED FROZEN LASAGNE FUTURE JUST FLEW OVER MY APARTMENT

[Anonymous No.53803592]

damn, the hard seltzer mania in 2019 was crazy in retrospect. I'm trying to see if there's a world where they pull of a Crocs-esque comeback, but I'm not sure now is the right time.

[Anonymous No.53803595]

>>53803587
Its literally a cult now. GME has 6 months to a year of cash to burn through before they start selling junk bonds ala bbby

[Anonymous No.53803599]

>>53803585
I sold puts last week and my butthole is bleeding today. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.53803606]

>>53803559
Well playing double's advocate, servers and hard drives are relatively cheap and young people are prime marketing targets. So it's not totally impossible to somehow eek out a business long term, I just don't see a good way to make it print loadsa money without competitors moving in.

[Anonymous No.53803607]

>>53803585
never heard this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSTHOqO6A7Q

[Anonymous No.53803610]

>>53803581
everybody knew sam was a scammer and a phony from when he started attention whoring in 2019, got lucky on finex and everyone from the box knew he and his chipmunk are up for no good
>nobody buys shitcoins
Its better than gambling. Threw 1K at some what I presume is a ponzi last month and now have 15K to gamble

[Anonymous No.53803612]

>>53803580
Peter_Lynch_How_Much_Lower_Can_It_Go.mp3.wav.orchestra.rar.exe

[Anonymous No.53803618]

>>53803599

VVIX.

You Didn't Notice.

The Eye Of The Looking Glass.

When. VVIX. Approaches. The Naughty Naughty.

You. Stop. Selling. Puts. The. Forest. Goes. Quiet. You. Just. Run. Stop. VRP. Harvesting. The. Harvesters. Died. You. Didn't. Pay. Attention. To. VVIX.

I warned everyone here: >>/biz/thread/S51641445#p51642379


But They Don't Listen.

[Anonymous No.53803620]

[Anonymous No.53803623]

>>53803580
titanium support at $2

[Anonymous No.53803632]

It's getting really stormy and windy where I'm at. While I look at the VVIX chart. Ground rumbles.

[Anonymous No.53803633]

>>53803592

why are you looking at google search terms to indicate sales

im pretty sure hard seltzers outsell almost everything but beer these days

[Anonymous No.53803635]

>>53803612
I don't even understand it. Cheniere doesn't move as hard as BOIL does. Currently my leverage using Cheniere leap seems to be about .5 the daily movement of BOIL but even still what the fuck is this shit.

[Anonymous No.53803653]

A horrible curse taints the woodlands nearby with the forms of the volatility bidders.

[Anonymous No.53803655]

>>53803620
The real pain is when we get a year of gains and then we come back down. The decade of the crab is upon us.

[Anonymous No.53803661]

I deserve sex

[Anonymous No.53803665]

Into UVXY, never go; the horrors multiply.

The chop loss can mince the strongest ones, leaving even quants paralyzed.

[Anonymous No.53803670]

>>53803661
you have to take what you're owed
noone's just going to give it to you

[Anonymous No.53803679]

I finally broke 2 fig hell . 3 figures hell here i come!

[Anonymous No.53803681]

>>53803661
Bro, you better specify what kind of sex you want.

[Anonymous No.53803687]

The Hidden Tigers are among us; at dawn they shrink back to their silken beds

They dance by night and drink the blood of a retail baggies broken neck

The spires are growing taller still, their shadows spreading throughout the market.

Freeing the evils that sleep within the weaker minds of trading men.

[Anonymous No.53803692]

>>53803661
sure, go get some sex my fren.

[Anonymous No.53803693]

>>53803670
Yo think she had the troopers run a train on her while she was coked up?

[Anonymous No.53803696]

>>53803635
One advantage of a crypto/shitcoin trading background is you get a very clean experience of the human emotion in hype cycles.

Applied here that means you don't want to buy when people are worried about Cheniere LEAPS or "missing the bottom on BOIL". You'll see a bottom in natural gas when people brag about KOLD or, even better, people are so burnt out they don't even mention it ticking up back past $2.50 or Freeport reaching 100% capacity or whatever.

Bear euphoria or exhaustion, not denial or slurping.

[Anonymous No.53803704]

This twisted, wretched trading forum shadowed by the utmost darks of hell

In dreams of riches, beyond the bounds of a withered gambler's spell

His trading desk where the doors surely are locked when the sun threatens to wane

Where gamblers dwell in dim moon light beyond the warmth of day

VVIX

[Anonymous No.53803707]

>>53803693
literally everyone had a go with her
harrison ford had to drag her out of a crew party she was about to be gangbanged at

[Anonymous No.53803714]

>>53803632

[Anonymous No.53803715]

>>53803633
You're correct that hard seltzer is still outselling beer (7% vs 4%). Hard seltzer has halved in the last 3 years from 12% to 7%. I'm just using Google Trends as a piece of data to analyze how crazy the mania was.

[Anonymous No.53803720]

>>53803687
Is it slam poetry night already?

[Anonymous No.53803724]

>>53803583
>If everything goes to zero will the IRS still come knocking or can I defer my 2022 tax payments forever?
You can only apply this year's losses to last year's taxes if your broker has approved you for reverse time options.

[Anonymous No.53803726]

>>53803661
With men, ew!

[Anonymous No.53803733]

>>53803714
Dude there were fucking 60 mph gusts over my house earlier. Weird thing is it is bright and sunny here.

But.

Tomorrow.

The Low Pressure System.

The Wind Howls.

The Harbinger Of The Dark Night.

[Anonymous No.53803734]

>>53803707
Fuck I wish I was there man sounds like a good time

[Anonymous No.53803737]

MTCH owns the entire online dating ecosystem. zoomers lack the ability to hold eye contact with the opposite sex. do what you will with this information.

[Anonymous No.53803742]

>>53803696
Kolds only goes higher. But futures tonight the front end contract is selling off still for march while later contracts rise. I guess natty gas traders implying chenier just taking longer to work up.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53803754]

So after the market closed I took a poop and after I wiped my ass I peed on my poop and flushed that poop and pee down the toilet. So basically here I am having a beer talking about pooping and farming, but did you guys sell like DAN told you guys? You wouldn't have to worry, you could just be enjoying peeing and pooping instead of wondering if this is the end.

[Anonymous No.53803759]

>>53803714
Look at that shithole. Im not looking forward to going there this weekend.
t. Placer County

[Anonymous No.53803767]

I'm going to make hot cocoa and listen to the piercingly cold wind gusts go over my house while I watch HBO's "The Outsider".

Then I am going to contact the guy who runs the Shitcord for Zipline options data backtesting because his API on Python is all fucked and my stock options backtesting model is completely halted because of this ugly fucking virgin

[Anonymous No.53803771]

>>53803759
Yeah, crazy windy here too. Knock on wood tree out front doesnt drop a branch on my new roof
t. solano

[Anonymous No.53803776]

>>53803737
>zoomers lack the ability to hold eye contact with the opposite sex
where the fuck do their eyes go when noone in their generation knows what gender they are?

[Anonymous No.53803783]

>>53803759
I regularly go to Placer County to hunt for Sasquatch.

[Anonymous No.53803793]

>>53803771
>>53803759
Would you guys say that the Forest Is Not Quiet? Funny how our weather is correlated with VVIX.

[Anonymous No.53803800]

AHHHHHHHHHH THE MARKET IS CRASHING. I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN"T GET UP. SOMEONE CALL JEROME POWELL I NEED THIS NIGGA TO LIFT MY PORTFOLIO UP SO WE CAN FEED OUR KIDZ!!!!!

YALL NIGGAS SAY BLACK LIVES MATTER. IF YOU MEAN IT THEN REPAIR MY PORTFOLIO NIGGA!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53803806]

>>53803776
damn. i never thought about it like that

[Anonymous No.53803818]

>new amazon EVs look like pixar cars
>delivery driver hops out, qt grill with a bouncy ponytail and bubble butt in workpants
bros we pixar now

[Anonymous No.53803821]

> parents openly admitted that they compete with the aunts/uncles on which kid can have the highest income
So now I have that baggage for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.53803825]

>1 year shot up to over 5.1% in just a day
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GET IN SILVER NOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THE PM SCHIZOS WERE RIGHT FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53803835]

>>53803821
This is literally every Asian-American family ever

[Anonymous No.53803844]

>>53803818
>we pixar now
I am ready.

[Anonymous No.53803850]

>>53803821
>tfw 'the smart one' and first in family to to go uni
>brother who dropped out of school at 15 makes more than me

[Anonymous No.53803853]

>>53803714
>city boys worried about 60mph wind
Shut up and enjoy the noise.

[Anonymous No.53803863]

>6mo 5.14%

[Anonymous No.53803864]

>>53803853
At 60 mph, dogs with large ears begin to start flying

[Anonymous No.53803868]

>>53803853
2 words: Flying. Needles.

[Anonymous No.53803875]

>>53803868
not to mention airborne feces deposits

[Anonymous No.53803881]

Wtf is this shitty market holy shit

[Anonymous No.53803883]

>>53803863
the fed may actually be insolvent. they broke themselves

[Anonymous No.53803887]

AHHHHHHHH THE FOREST IS NO LONGER QUIET

[Anonymous No.53803889]

>>53803863
>Historically, the United States 6 Month Bill Yield reached an all time high of 15.67 in February of 1982.
HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

[Anonymous No.53803895]

>>53803825
>>53803863
>>53803883
IT'S FUCKING OVER. 5% yields were the event horizon at these debt levels, beyond which we enter into a self-reinforcing cycle of the US government becoming insolvent, which eventually ends in hyperinflation and economic collapse.

[Anonymous No.53803905]

>>53803835
>be socialite
>marry anesthetist
>brag about how big their house is
>dress their boy and girl in Ralph Lauren and polo
>dress in Gucci and other brand name designer dresses
>husband anesthetist acts condescending towards you and no matter what you say you’re always wrong and he always one-ups you
>oh you went to Asia? We spent a month traveling in France and drinking wine
>ffw:
>girl grows up to look like a chihuahua
>boy is autistic
>be me and laugh at them cuz I have 3 kids who are healthy and active
>double laugh cuz her dad recently took the jab and had to go to the emergency room for heart problems
>the look on her face when I suggest he get the booster

[Anonymous No.53803913]

I bought a lot of NEE today

[Anonymous No.53803915]

Manually backtested my TA setup and trade system from Jan 2021 onward. I either lose 2% on a bad trade, or let the good trades run. When it hits my TP, I sell half the position and let the rest run; I close the other half at the 2nd candle close lower than the high. This and multiple costs are factored into the fee totals.
It only averages 6 trades per year, with a win rate of 80%. On average, 8.31% profit. One challenge is that the position size per trade can exceed my balance, so high margin must be used. Also, it fucking fails hard during bull runs. As you can see, my first trade of 2021 took place in June, after missing out on dem gains.
Still, not a bad starting point. This is technically very average as far as gains go. Keep in mind I'll be trading about 50-100 symbols once I get this all figured out, so even though it's 8% from SPY, it's just one symbol, and higher volatility trades mean I can have more on the go at a time (as long as there's weak correlation), which means a potentially higher APR%.

>>53803595
>6 months to a year of cash to burn through before they start selling junk bonds
Can you imagine the cope?

>Hey fellow Redditors, do you want to get a FREE dividend from GME? All you have to do is buy their bonds! You get to support them while they do their le thing!

[Anonymous No.53803916]

>>53803889
Look at how loe debt to GDP was in 1982. The government is becoming insolvent at these interest rates.

[Anonymous No.53803928]

>>53803916
*low FUCK

[Anonymous No.53803929]

>>53803895
im still mega bullish on match group in this scenario

[Anonymous No.53803940]

>>53803895
Gud.

[Anonymous No.53803989]

>>53803916
>The government is becoming insolvent at these interest rates
So where are you going to shelter your money? If the economy shits itself, equities will fall, and so will the bond market. Forex will likely get fucked.
You'd have to do some kind of weird cross carry trade like long CADJPY and short CADHUF (hungary)

[Anonymous No.53804000]

>futures

investies buying up the dip baggies?

[Anonymous No.53804001]

It's fucking OVER. If yields continue to rip like this then we'll have a full weimar-style collapse by the end of 2023.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53804002]

>>53803771
I hope it doesn’t man. Roofs are expensive.
>>53803783
It’s been seen ease of Michigan bluff

[Anonymous No.53804010]

>>53803989
pms dude lmao

[Anonymous No.53804013]

>>53803835
I know that it's common, it just sucks to be on the receiving end. I don't dislike my cousins, but virtually all of my experiences with them have been through the lens of how much each family makes. These kinds of internal battles feel like they do more harm than good to everyone involved. I don't think I'll ever be able to have a normal relationship with them.

[Anonymous No.53804024]

>>53804001
Please hurry.

[Anonymous No.53804031]

>>53804010
Too obvious. Here's the problem, everyone will rush to metals. Do you really want to hold it and use it to buy food and get jumped by Jamal? It feels illiquid in that regard. If the economy gets fucked too, digital/paper versions of it (say silver etfs) are going to go tits up too.

[Anonymous No.53804037]

give your folks a call, it's been a while

[Anonymous No.53804039]

>yields

https://youtu.be/bLw3uItC9VE

[Anonymous No.53804044]

>>53803915
>6 months to a year of cash to burn through before they start selling junk bonds
I read this sentence and you know what I thought of? Yellen drawing down the treasury general account.

[Anonymous No.53804045]

>>53804031
if things are so bad that you can't trade PMs for other currencies you should all in ammunition and canned food

[Anonymous No.53804056]

>>53804001
>a full weimar-style collapse by the end of 2023.
krugman_comes_to_power.png

[Anonymous No.53804065]

>>53804001
I was thinking Great Depression 2.0 but yeah that's likely too

[Anonymous No.53804068]

>>53804056

[Anonymous No.53804078]

>>53804037
I was at my moms yesterday bro

[Anonymous No.53804091]

>>53803548
>We are gamers. We have no patience and determination
>We have the attention span of a lap dog on cocaine in the midde of a dance club
>You are abusing the...
>oh shit, they're talking about a new COD release?...
>... Right, so, I was saying... umm..
>Yeah fuck it, I can buy more steam games with this remaining cash

[Anonymous No.53804093]

I bought before close

[Anonymous No.53804097]

>>53803895
Just use Forbidden Technique: Austerity and squeeze the money out from somewhere. How hard can it be, the debt is only a conservative few dozen googolzillion dollars.

[Anonymous No.53804109]

>>53804093
>miller lite kitty

You are alright

[Anonymous No.53804111]

>>53804097
Soviet distribution of resources: One retiree gets the Social Security, the retiree after them gets the Medicare. Combine the benefits when one of the pair dies.

[Anonymous No.53804123]

>>53804097
>there is by definition more debt outstanding that currency units in existence

[Anonymous No.53804129]

If Walmart and Home Depot had rather lackluster earnings from last last quarter, then I cannot imagine how much worse it will get throughout 2023. People running out of money and even credit cards maxxed out I reckon.

https://www.economist.com/business/2023/02/21/a-warning-from-walmart-about-the-health-of-the-american-consumer

[Anonymous No.53804159]

>>53804123
that can be fixed

[Anonymous No.53804162]

>>53804129
I happen to own 80 shares of WMT via our stock plan. Happy with the earnings, most companies shit the bed but we maintained value. Hopefully it'll be a slow trickle upwards as people swap to defensive things

[Anonymous No.53804173]

>>53804002
*East

[Anonymous No.53804181]

>>53804129
Don't forget the EBT cliff. Can't wait to see the fireworks on that.

Sauce: archive (dot) ph/EnHjN

[Anonymous No.53804188]

>it's a blue collar workers pretend they understand finance episode
see yall tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53804195]

>>53804181
good i'll be able to afford eggs again

[Anonymous No.53804203]

>>53804188
Enlighten us o wise one

[Anonymous No.53804204]

>>53804181
>EBT ending

Oh boy can't wait for another summer of love when that well dries up kek

[Anonymous No.53804212]

The fucking USD gaining strength keeps killing my oil gains.

[Anonymous No.53804219]

>>53804204
>protest killing of one old black crackhead
>kill multiple young black men
i never get tired of pointing this out to libshits

[Anonymous No.53804228]

>>53804212
Patience, brother. The SPR will run out soon enough.

[Anonymous No.53804241]

how long has it been since circuit breakers
I crave violence

[Anonymous No.53804244]

>>53804228
had to look at it for a while before I noticed the oil barrel. sneaky

[Anonymous No.53804249]

Are the markets moving?

[Anonymous No.53804250]

>yields

[Anonymous No.53804253]

>>53803895
Hidden tigers. Trapdoors.
You bought your insurance, you learned.

[Anonymous No.53804257]

>>53804219
>killing
He OD'd

[Anonymous No.53804264]

>>53804249
Eh, a little bit.

[Anonymous No.53804266]

>30k in savings
>Decided to open a trading account over the weekend, put 5k in
>ACH credited today, busy so didn't check till tonight
>see this bloodbath
Kind of having second thoughts...

[Anonymous No.53804275]

>>53804093
I bought before lunch.

[Anonymous No.53804276]

>>53804266

[Anonymous No.53804291]

>>53804266
Buddy have you ever heard of leveraged inverse ETFs?

[Anonymous No.53804297]

>>53804250
Great googly moogly bonds are getting sent to the shadow realm

[Anonymous No.53804305]

who exactly are 'sources familiar with the matter'?

[Anonymous No.53804309]

>>53804266

[Anonymous No.53804321]

>>53804266
Take it slow, don't chase pumps, and protect your money.

[Anonymous No.53804333]

https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

[Anonymous No.53804340]

>>53804266
>$30k networth
Surely, that "trading" account you are putting $5k into is for well-researched, medium to long term individual stock holds, and not degenerate day-trading and options that can go to zero in seconds... right??

[Anonymous No.53804376]

>>53803618

[Anonymous No.53804387]

>>53804340
Nah, wasn't going to day trade. Got a white collar wagecuck job to do.
Original plan was to invest a bit into single stocks and put the rest into a whole market ETF like VTI ot VT.

[Anonymous No.53804394]

>>53804376
lmoa this nigga afraid of a microphone

[Anonymous No.53804447]

>see this tweet
>assume it's about DPZ
>it's actually about Domino's Australian branch stock, DMP
massive blue balls

[Anonymous No.53804453]

>>53804387
acceptable. bear in mind that for the time being, your job will be overwhelmingly your main source of income, but those individual stocks will give you some experience and the index funds will build a base to fall back on if you fuck it up. good luck, you'll need it in this clown market.

[Anonymous No.53804466]

>>53804305

[Anonymous No.53804467]

>>53804044
Congress will come to an agreement. Everything will be fine, probably.

[Anonymous No.53804475]

>>53804266
So put 2% of your cash into long tetm investments every 3 months.

[Anonymous No.53804484]

Reminder we haven't bottomed yet until we have a complete and total capitulation of brainstop cucks.

[Anonymous No.53804486]

>>53804467
>Those post ceiling treasury auctions
I want them to be a physical event. Imagine seeing Jerome show up in a fancy room with one of those auction paddles.

[Anonymous No.53804491]

>>53804447
they do that on purpose. why the fuck are you following zerohedge, dumbass. it has negative utility it actively makes you dumber

[Anonymous No.53804501]

What are we fretting about to day /smg/? Anything interesting?

[Anonymous No.53804503]

>>53804491
I don't follow it but it shows up on my feed anyway.

[Anonymous No.53804517]

>>53804467
You sure jpow? We could let it default just a little bit. 50 cent on the dollar US treasuries. How about that. they'll pump it after anyways it'll be no big deal honest...

[Anonymous No.53804540]

>>53804503
oh, I dont use twitter. I'd probably block them if that works to avoid their bullshit. I would be hard pressed to name a single source more annoying and pointless than zerohedge honestly.

[Anonymous No.53804558]

What fucking mountain bike do I buy?

[Anonymous No.53804561]

>>53804540
I think the articles they write are brain rot but their headlines normally don't suck ass.

[Anonymous No.53804568]

>>53800592
Are all going to zero.

SPY 200 EOY

[Anonymous No.53804571]

>>53804558
Build your own, pussy.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53804576]

>>53804501
I got a ton of puts that expire at the end of March, but right now I can't stop farting. I've literally farted like 5 times in the past 10 minutes. Like I mean it's a lot of farming and I've already pooped so it's not like I'm farming because I need to go pooping.

[Anonymous No.53804600]

>>53804571
fucking how dood, just buy a shit one and get all new partS?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53804611]

>>53804576
Like I've farted another 3 times since I posted this lol, but I got puts so I'm not even worried.

[Anonymous No.53804623]

I want to brag but I honestly just want to thank /smg/, before getting here I was trading like shit then I started reading the calendars posted in OP + reading charts and I've been able to x2 my portfolio in the last 3 months. No options, just stock trading. Thank you guys and I hope to get another +100% gain in the next 3 months
I havent read anything in the OP besides the calendars though, fuck reading and learning

[Anonymous No.53804641]

>>53804340
That’s exactly why I opened a cash account and immediately applied for lvl 2 options with HonkorSwim and was approved.... The level of jewing the (((SEC))) does to cash accounts is unreal besides all the bullshit settlement and free riding rules it takes 5-7 business days for cash to settle into your cash account from an ACH transfer... Fucking kikes banks are able to settle checks in 2 days and these faggots delay ACH deposits into cash accounts for 5-7 business days

[Anonymous No.53804662]

>>53804623
>fuck reading and learning
Based, I've never read a single link in the OP and I post here every day.

[Anonymous No.53804668]

>>53804611
your trolling has been worse than usual lately. What is going on big guy?

[Anonymous No.53804682]

What tanked the market? Russia? The long weekend?

[Anonymous No.53804687]

>>53798867
What's your total return since February 2020?
Did you make any money during the biggest exogenous shock to the economy of our lifetimes?

[Anonymous No.53804690]

>>53804486
>Competing buyers from Meiji Yasuda Life Insurance Company and Sumitomo Life Insurance Company have had a lot to drink and are bidding hard against each other. It's an extraordinary scene. Yields may be lower than expected.

[Anonymous No.53804692]

>>53804641
I dont even know how many violations my account has.

[Anonymous No.53804712]

>boboids had WW3 FUD and still couldn't dump it more than 2%
Lmao, bobos are such fucking losers, we'll be pumping to over 4100 end of week. The Fed admitted they are giving up on inflation and the new target is 2.8%.

[Anonymous No.53804718]

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/doozy-snow-storm-pounds-western-northern-united-states-2023-02-21/
pls save my natural gas god

[Anonymous No.53804719]

>>53804682
Options roll effects.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53804725]

>>53804668
I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.53804760]

>>53804718
Why the fuck would you still be holding nat gas or boil a month before April? You do know commodities are traded on futures right anon? Where I’m at it’s supposed to be 80 degrees EoW.

[Anonymous No.53804791]

I think Chinas done playing.
If Xi wants to take Taiwan by 2028 he probably doesnt see any type of deescalating diplomacy as worth it

[Anonymous No.53804792]

>>53804719
fuck I forgot about that, explains it plus the russia fud.

[Anonymous No.53804799]

>>53804491
GLOWNIGGER

[Anonymous No.53804802]

So what did skyt anons drink?

[Anonymous No.53804816]

>>53804712
>WW3 FUD
Literally doesn't matter to the markets at all, everyone is using the "if I'm wrong we're all dead anyway lmao" strat

[Anonymous No.53804824]

is LMT or NOC a play or is it too late

[Anonymous No.53804828]

>>53804760
Because I hold a bet on Cheniere whose 11% of all global lng coming back online to export now $2 american mmbtu to japan who will pay $20 plus per mmbtu while total cost to produce and ship is about 3.5 currently for cheniere.

[Anonymous No.53804850]

>>53800021
Japanmode is my call

This is 80s Japan bubble crash. But I think new and innovative names will still win. I doubt spy beats 5% a year from 2022 to 2027

[Anonymous No.53804859]

If you live on the west coast, get the fuck out of there

https://twitter.com/ronin19217435/status/1627959130253033474

[Anonymous No.53804885]

Ugh, are my COIN 3 (2 DTE) calls fucked? How the fuck do they beat estimates in the 4th Q with BTC at a local low anyway?

[Anonymous No.53804903]

>>53804885
I think it's gonna be pump on bad earnings but I'm not playing

[Anonymous No.53804905]

>>53804859
oh my god railcars on a railroad they don't belong there

[Anonymous No.53804946]

>>53804905
>glowie shill detected.
Stop poisoning our food, air, and water, nigger.

[Anonymous No.53804952]

>>53804885
>being a degen COINtard

[Anonymous No.53804968]

>>53804885
What strike? Doesn't look like COIN stock will break $70 this week maybe $75 if you are lucky.

[Anonymous No.53804994]

>>53804760
So it's time to buy KOLD?

[Anonymous No.53805019]

Why don't fun stocks get shilled here anymore? 2020 and 2021 had tons of fun scam stocks that did a little something before they were revealed to be scams 'member nkla? 'member wkhs? 'member tsla? I 'member.

[Anonymous No.53805031]

>>53805019
SKYT and DOLE are the memes du jour

[Anonymous No.53805032]

>>53805019
2021 and the 2nd part of 2020 were bull years of new money pumping the market.
They all went broke in 2022.

[Anonymous No.53805041]

Well, I did it /smg/
I finally went to TGT and bought a scale to weigh myself
And... I'm fat... 196 lbs
Give me some stocks for this feel...

[Anonymous No.53805047]

>>53805019
those were meme scam times, we ain't in those anymore kid

[Anonymous No.53805056]

>>53805047
The true scams are european stocks at ath while spy is down in bear market territory almost

[Anonymous No.53805057]

>>53805041
WING or MCD

[Anonymous No.53805059]

>>53805019
You didn't get the memo? The new scam stock is USD get in and make some money before the biggest rug of all time.

[Anonymous No.53805067]

>>53805041
FAT
it even has a decent dividend

[Anonymous No.53805068]

>>53805057
I was thinking stocks to lose weight, but yeah emotionally MCD is where I'm at...

[Anonymous No.53805071]

so bros what happens when rates hit 7%

[Anonymous No.53805081]

>>53805071
then the interest rates will be 7% or higher

[Anonymous No.53805083]

>>53805071
We all go to disneyland

[Anonymous No.53805087]

>>53805071
final /smg/ thread it's hardcoded into 4channel via smart tokens

[Anonymous No.53805091]

>>53805041
Schd is the answer. You can only eat what your dividend pays for.

[Anonymous No.53805096]

>>53805083
how will we afford disney when the price of a ticket is 10 yen and the rate is 1000 dollars/yen?

[Anonymous No.53805100]

>>53805096
correction.
I go to disneyland

you watch

[Anonymous No.53805113]

>>53805071
Depends on how bad inflation is, the government paying large amounts of interest on debt doesn't matter much when its being inflated away.

[Anonymous No.53805116]

>>53805019
>Hurr durr yup WKHS. Now that's a stock! Just set it and forget it! This USPS contract is a SURE BET.

[Anonymous No.53805121]

>>53805041
You are probably fat but just to be sure how tall are you

[Anonymous No.53805127]

>>53805121
5 ft 11.5 in

[Anonymous No.53805147]

>>53805127
Nigger Im 5,5 and only weigh 70 kgs

[Anonymous No.53805151]

>>53805116
I was so mad watching that shit pump while I was bagholding GME. Thankfully my patience paid off but the EV pumps with NIO and Lordstown motors fuck that shit was retarded

[Anonymous No.53805159]

>>53805127
Damn. I'm 4 inches shorter than you and nearly 50 pounds lighter. You gotta lose the weight man.

[Anonymous No.53805160]

>>53805127
6 foot 268

[Anonymous No.53805164]

>>53805091
Telling someone on /smg/ to only buy food with their investment returns is murder.

[Anonymous No.53805165]

lots of beefy bois in /smg/

[Anonymous No.53805181]

>>53805127
Kek I too am stuck in 5 11 hell. They don't know what it's like to be so close as a teen and then have your doctor tell you "You will never be six foot"

[Anonymous No.53805184]

>>53798867
Anyone else thinking of buying puts on JXN? They have no chance of beating earnings

[Anonymous No.53805186]

>>53805071
oh...
you know
it's a surprise...

[Anonymous No.53805196]

>>53805019
TTD is fun, SHOP, how about OXY, everyone loves petroleum. perhaps i can interest you in PINS or COIN? 2020 and 20201 were peak euphoria bubble, thats why nightmare tier moon mission shitcos were shilled. but Alt tech is still alive and kicking.

[Anonymous No.53805201]

>>53804968
$60 strike

[Anonymous No.53805207]

>>53805181
The nurses at my doctor's office have ALWAYS written down 11.5 inches. I'm like FUCK can you not just fucking round up?!

[Anonymous No.53805215]

>>53804952
I mean, cmon. That’s some book cooking bull shit (cope). How do you turn a revenue at lowest trading and lowest main asset in years???

[Anonymous No.53805235]

>>53805181
should've been more active as a kid

[Anonymous No.53805244]

>>53805201
why do i feel like you're going to get slaughtered by IV crush..

[Anonymous No.53805245]

>>53805164
Too late. We're already this deep in steaks

[Anonymous No.53805256]

>>53805184
>He thinks whether a company "beats" earnings decides if (((they))) pump or dump it.

[Anonymous No.53805268]

Shill me some tickers I can swing. Don’t mind holding a week or two

[Anonymous No.53805269]

>>53805256
This or they moon, then spend 3-5 days dumping..

[Anonymous No.53805274]

>>53805268
UUUU
wait for it to dip below 6 tho

[Anonymous No.53805278]

>>53805244
I mean, isn’t it obvious? I took a strong take and ran with it and now my meager gains are going to get eaten.

Fucking options gambling retard, I am. Line only goes up. My mistake for knowing this market isn’t actually fucked, it’s just a slow bleed scalping on puts inside a crab market inside a bull market. I fucking postulated this before here (very smugly I might add) and I went against my macro strat. I JUST WANTED TO GAMBLE TODAY AND WIN.

[Anonymous No.53805280]

>>53804623
congrats on the $200 gain

[Anonymous No.53805290]

>>53805268
I exclusively swing TQQQ these days

[Anonymous No.53805296]

>>53805268
CHPT

[Anonymous No.53805320]

>>53805256
What a good boy.

[Anonymous No.53805325]

>>53805268
FLWS

[Anonymous No.53805328]

>>53805268
>a week or two
go back to the crypto pits

[Anonymous No.53805339]

>>53805278
Well, if it's any consolation i hope that shit pops 15% upward. because i sold puts last friday at the $10 for next Jan i i'd like those to evaporate. Or maybe if you have the capital and like the underlying, Do a vertical spread, Sell Coin a 55 put, and buy a lower put. That way if it goes up, you make money on the short put ( letting the long put expire worthless. or if it dumps, take profits on the long put and let the short put be exercised. you'd get in at 55 - the profits from the long put. Then write calls against it.

[Anonymous No.53805367]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53805371]

I wonder how much this will fuck up tech stocks if the supreme court case goes through? I can see entire sites like YouTube, Twitch, Reddit, Twitter and Reddit getting shut down kek.

https://youtu.be/aNuJxwMkvEY

[Anonymous No.53805387]

>>53805367
Oh damn.

[Anonymous No.53805390]

The GME thread has officially died

[Anonymous No.53805394]

Got some crumbs for you. I can’t reveal any more but a certain penny stock associated with MrBeast is going to go viral in 2 weeks. It will be heavily featured in a video and MrBeasts friends are done accumulating since it hit rock bottom. It will begin to move tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53805397]

>>53805390
Unironically more bullish than a fed pivot. But i doubt both.

[Anonymous No.53805402]

>>53805394
I will NEVER watch your videos zer. Goodafternoon.

[Anonymous No.53805417]

>>53805394
It's TBLT isn't it? Poemanon will be happy

[Anonymous No.53805442]

>>53805390
Those schizos had a run

[Anonymous No.53805449]

>>53805390
Are you for real?

[Anonymous No.53805453]

>US 10Y down 14 pips

[Anonymous No.53805458]

>>53800575
I appreciate the advice anon, and I learned more than one lesson with this trade for sure. I am not experienced with regular securities nor do I do this for a job. I had done research and had a good reason for my positions, but yeah it was a hard hold. A short now might be a decent idea, I feel like the rest of this week is going to be shit after today. I dont know though this whole market is so volatile right now in general. I'm just trying to decide on a good long right now because I really dont have time for short and medium terms stuff. I am pretty optimistic crypto will see another bull run around late 25-26 so I kinda want to just keep accumulating but then throw a little at stocks and EFTs here and there.

[Anonymous No.53805459]

>>53805371
The judicial branch and big tech are connected at the hip, its goes nowhere.

[Anonymous No.53805465]

Futes pumping bobo fucked tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53805470]

>>53805459
nah they are fucked, only question is how fucked is big tech are they really fucked or super really beyond fucked

[Anonymous No.53805471]

>>53805465
Think again
Tomorrow crabs

[Anonymous No.53805484]

>>53805442
>>53805449
pic related. it's archived

[Anonymous No.53805489]

>>53805484
last post was 8 minutes ago, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.53805497]

>Billionaires use astrology
Well astrology is also tied to religion and I am not optimistic

>Pestilence
Could be covid, but I saw a thing suggesting a smallpox scenario from a cheetah bite. Usually they trial shit 1-2 years out

>War
Russian conflict. Possibly heating up, can include China or US aggression too.

>Famine
Trains and poisoning the land. Inflation. Food becomes expensive.

>Death
I believe the clot shot will cause mass deaths during Nov 2024 as a famous AI image predicts.

To me, the signs are clear and I will be stockpiling butter, flour, rice, and meat.

[Anonymous No.53805511]

>>53805339
>pins below 55 but above your long put
>long put expires worthless but you still get assigned
>made less than just selling a put because of the long leg. And buying a new long leg will cost even more money
>dumps while you're exposed
Checkmate, libtard.

[Anonymous No.53805542]

[Anonymous No.53805546]

Is he right?

[Anonymous No.53805556]

I forgot my pipe at home went I went to work this morning. An entire shift without nicotine is something I haven't experienced in years. It is not pleasant.
>>53805256
Yeah pictures like this point out that there wasn't really any work involved in domesticating dogs. They just showed up and stayed.

[Anonymous No.53805563]

>>53805546
I need the liquidity on my end. Having to do a transaction on t-bills every time i want to trade would suck.

[Anonymous No.53805564]

>>53805511
This is a high Vol strategy for earnings. not for KO, COINshit has an expected move of +/-15%. or play with longer DTEs Chudsworth.

[Anonymous No.53805575]

>>53805564
Kek under that logic why not buy a straddle, it's sure to hit right?

[Anonymous No.53805577]

I don’t know a lot about trading but I want to start, I’m relatively proficient at Python

Where can I get data to do so strategy tests?

[Anonymous No.53805583]

>>53805575
think the vertical is a more conservative play, to be clear, my whole portfolio is short puts.

[Anonymous No.53805603]

>>53805583
What tickers are you doing? I'm doing NET and URNM if they dip further.

[Anonymous No.53805619]

>>53805577
Just backtest on tradingview with old charts.

[Anonymous No.53805620]

>>53805603
PINS, AMZN, META, COIN, TTD, RBLX, GOOG, DOCU ( got shitkicked today), waiting to re-enter SHOP, watching ENPH to see if it'll run. I'll play with TSLA if it dumps

[Anonymous No.53805632]

>>53805583
sounds dumb

[Anonymous No.53805634]

>>53805546
you can buy a bond, and get this, the face value of those bonds that you would sell them for go down. Imagine buying bonds to store your money, selling them because you need some cash, and actually losing money.

TLDR: Twitter retard is a retard

[Anonymous No.53805650]

>>53805546
some brokers like IB and RH give you a little less or equal to that amount already

[Anonymous No.53805651]

>>53801151
That's a dewd

[Anonymous No.53805664]

>>53805603
NRGU

[Anonymous No.53805684]

>>53805577
Issue is you need data more than programming skills, and unless you wanna fork over $$$ it is harder to use.

[Anonymous No.53805713]

I haven't made a successful investment in 13 months, very infuriating, every instinct I have is wrong Ng I should just start inversing myself

I'm going to buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53805719]

>>53804571
That's not cheaper. Bike parts are all marked up like crazy.

[Anonymous No.53805734]

>>53805577
I set up a script to download tickers from Yahoo. Not sure what their rate limit is. I think 400ms and the occasional 5m rest worked just fine for me. Was able to download 16000 tickers in about 3 hours. I do it for weekly prep and I am working on using the data for heat maps, cash flows, and correlation.
Realistically only about 4000 matter

[Anonymous No.53805736]

Is a 280k net worth (340k assets 60k of student debt) enough to justify buying a car in the 25-30k range? I have legitimately never spent more 5k on anything in my life.

[Anonymous No.53805739]

>>53804600
Dis nigga wants to build a bike of Theseus lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.53805769]

>>53805734
I was gonna say you could use TDA's historic data apis, but they are no longer taking signups due to the Schwab migration

[Anonymous No.53805779]

>>53805736
buy used, expensive cars are for brown people

[Anonymous No.53805783]

Aaaaaand just like that, the last /smg/ *ever* came to a close...

[Anonymous No.53805786]

>>53805713
look at almost any index over the last 12 months, it's really not surprising, the best companies in the world have been given a 30% haircut. small caps got double the punishment. Energy was the only gainer, the boring shit managed to stay flat at best. If you're buying quality names today as long duration assets, you'll likely perform well in the next 3-5 years.

[Anonymous No.53805811]

I tried to catch the falling Nat Gas knife and now I have no hands.

[Anonymous No.53805823]

>>53805811

[Anonymous No.53805822]

>>53798867
>https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
This link link is bad.
Is this the page its trying to link to?
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance
If so baker should update the OP.

[Anonymous No.53805824]

O

[Anonymous No.53805825]

>>53805779
I'm tired of driving a shitbox. I want something fun I can do trips and shit in. Why did I get a degree if the only thing I do is sit around and live like a fucking bum

[Anonymous No.53805828]

>>53800021
>We about to enter Japanmode and have zero market return for a decade?
US is the world currency, Japan isn't. All the FED has to do is decrease rates or make announcements that interest rates will stay as is for the next couple of years since "inflation" has been beaten and markets will rise again guaranteed. Why do people make stupid comparisons such as these?

[Anonymous No.53805831]

Everyone here had years to accumulate Rheinmetall stock. Instead we were blessed with GME retards.

[Anonymous No.53805835]

>>53805830
>>53805830
>>53805830
Next

[Anonymous No.53805946]

>>53805736
What car are you looking at?

[Anonymous No.53806020]

>>53803592
How can I trade trend charts?

[Anonymous No.53806047]

>>53805577
i'm actually going to go against the grain with the other anons on this one. you may have programming skills, and you may even have the data, but its all no good if you don't have any fundamental trading sense. i would say trading from price action alone or some basic indicators/studies like smas would be a better learning opportunity with real money (so you have some skin in the game to think for real) rather than playing with fancy toys and automated gadgets from the getgo

[Anonymous No.53806292]

>>53803754
> Did you guys try to time 2% drop?
Nope. Waste of time

[Anonymous No.53806374]

>>53805736
Nope. Buy a beater

[Anonymous No.53807427]

Penis