/SMG/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53805830]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

>>53798867

[Anonymous No.53805843]

>>53805830
Buy TRUFF faggot

[Anonymous No.53805844]

I'm so depressed

[Anonymous No.53805848]

>>53805830
>https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
This link link is bad.
Is this the page its trying to link to?
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance
Need to update the OP.

[Anonymous No.53805854]

Man, we've run out of threads to recycle

[Anonymous No.53805860]

>>53805848
No clue, i've been off and on /smg/ for a few years and have never opened any of them.

[Anonymous No.53805862]

>>53805854
Return to candy corn edition

[Anonymous No.53805868]

Talk to me, lads. Where are we headed tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53805872]

>>53805844
Why are you not following our strategy of taking 20% profits and cutting 20% stop losses and playing macro events only and choosing more than half of your trades wisely so you are sure to make profit?

Why are you gambling?

[Anonymous No.53805876]

I want to make it so bad bros

https://youtu.be/O7XXB_g7lJc

[Anonymous No.53805883]

BUY HASBRO BUY HASBRO BUY HASBRO

PLEASE GOD I NEED MY PUTS TO STAY OTM

[Anonymous No.53805885]

>>53805872
>20% P&L
Arbitrary. I take 2% losses against my portfolio and scale based on ATR and balance. TP at 1x ATR, SL at 1.618 ATR.

[Anonymous No.53805893]

WHO TF ELSE IS GOING TO BUY THE BOTTOM ON BOIL AND UNG WITH ME?!!?
t. high test, longschlong gasman
>>53805830
imagine the grippy on that slippy

[Anonymous No.53805895]

>>53805868
Slow crab bleed until JPow. Then pump slow crab until death bleed profit take

[Anonymous No.53805903]

Anime has turned me gay.

[Anonymous No.53805912]

Day 13 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. More prototyping headaches.

>>53792133

[Anonymous No.53805920]

[Anonymous No.53805936]

>Why yes, I bought 50 shares of SPY at the first sign of a dip. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.53805937]

The four-day work week is an easy way to stop the wage increase

[Anonymous No.53805952]

>>53805883
>sold puts on the 40 p/e boomer stock that has nothing but bad news
kek

[Anonymous No.53805953]

>>53805937
>4 day work week until you die

[Anonymous No.53805956]

>>53805920
WTFF IS THAT!!!>!??!?!>!?!
FREEMASON SIGNAL?!
>>53805937
Oh? You could say 15 minute cities will also solve a lot of those issues, too :)

[Anonymous No.53805963]

What are the financial implications of nips making anime about neets turning into lolis and getting pampered by motherly gyaru nee-sans?

[Anonymous No.53805967]

>>53805953
You're one of those FIRE faggots?

[Anonymous No.53805971]

>>53805843
No thank you. I know what hoops you have to go through to just satisfy the experimentation of medical dosages of uncontrolled substance use. truffle is long hold like a motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.53805978]

>>53805953
>30 year old
>in work force for 12 years (trades)
>won't be able to retire (with full bennys) for another 35-39 years
>tfw

[Anonymous No.53805983]

I went to WMT looking for the new Pikachu flavored Takis and they didn't have it so I spat on the faggot with a mullet at the hot dog rack by their cashiers. Turns out he was dealing pills to kids at our local HS. So fuck him. Cunt faggot deserves a kick in the balls. All at your local WMT. One of the largest cap stocks in the world. And it's where I see Cody the Pill Dealer standing there with his fucking smug ugly ratty mullet mug. And last month I saw fucking Dillon and his girlfriend in the fucking booze aisle loading up on liquor. For who? Who are they inviting? I know Dillon has nobody in his fucking life anymore and that moron shouldn't be drinking because his stupid chubby retard girlfriend lets him abuse her since he pays for all their shit. I was going to grab some of those really cheap Bratwurst sausages and I tried not to fucking bump into Dillon but that asshole has to say hi to me. Even Matt and Sean have to see that PI for the 400 they owe Bradley and that crap always happens in the parking lot. We were going to get some sweet potatoes for Matt's pie bake and there were none left. If he's going to get all anger management on me again then I'll have to defend myself with a knife or something. Fucking sick of WMT.

[Anonymous No.53805986]

https://youtu.be/IMyIPNiJEVU

I can hear tech stocks trembling in fear kek

[Anonymous No.53805989]

>>53805872
Because it won’t get a perfect specimen like OP to like me anyway.

[Anonymous No.53806005]

>>53805967
I have an inflation fetish, but its not a fetish about inflating myself, but a fetish about economic inflation. Every day I turn on BBC and masturbate to the news about the british pound losing its value. I vividly remember being rock hard during history class when we were talking about the great depression. To this day I'm thankful for the year 2008, when I busted the bighest nuts every day to the news of real estates losing value. There is something so sexy about the hard cycle of poverty associated with the devaluation of fiat with the throbbing of the stock market up and down as the government enjoys a euphoric surplus of purchasing power for an excruciating brief and tantalizing, teasing moment, until the markets plummet into the nation’s tight little bottlenecked international trade relations brokered by naughty naughty billionaire-run conglomerations until the entire financial system explodes all over the hard little public body.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.53806008]

thinking about 0DTE again...

[Anonymous No.53806016]

I was thinking that he's going to be just like Sean was on that other fucking guy. He's dealing pills out the ass

[Anonymous No.53806021]

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[Anonymous No.53806029]

>>53806005
Are you the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet, or the smartest? I hope that isn’t pasta.

[Anonymous No.53806038]

Bobros, scamp pump during fomc minutes?

[Anonymous No.53806042]

>>53805883
just roll them down or further out.. or take them and write calls..

[Anonymous No.53806046]

>>53805883
Are you selling puts naked or puts spreads

[Anonymous No.53806065]

>>53805843
Sorry, Rheinmetall sounds like a much more badass shill.

[Anonymous No.53806072]

>>53806029
>Are you the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet, or the smartest?

[Anonymous No.53806087]

>>53806038
I dunno, will they hike rates again?

https://youtu.be/HUI605nD574

[Anonymous No.53806101]

>>53806046
naked on margin

[Anonymous No.53806102]

I want JPow to take the kid gloves off and do 100bps. Its time to put this clown market in its place already.

[Anonymous No.53806108]

>>53806029
yes

[Anonymous No.53806110]

>OIL under 76
>It's going down
>You better move
>You better dance

[Anonymous No.53806121]

>>53806110
I'm yellin timber

[Anonymous No.53806123]

Anyone wanna see a picture of my cock

[Anonymous No.53806173]

>>53806123
Almost certainly

[Anonymous No.53806188]

>>53806123
Anon, you mean, like, the animal, light?? Like the loostel? Please don't post youl Penistone hele, it's a blue boald!

[Anonymous No.53806231]

>>53806123
No

[Anonymous No.53806236]

>>53806123
It won't be bigger than mine so don't bother

[Anonymous No.53806240]

>>53805830
Alright seeya guys.

[Anonymous No.53806243]

I really got to get around to writing my volume profile screener. Too bad TV doesn't let you write custom ones using Pine. Good 'ol ToS to the rescue.

[Anonymous No.53806249]

>>53806123
Fuck yeah. Is it black?

[Anonymous No.53806279]

Natural gas? More like natural ASS

[Anonymous No.53806281]

>>53806279
Tell me more ass jokes

[Anonymous No.53806309]

Okay brapbros this is it

[Anonymous No.53806323]

>>53806309
Natty gas sisters....

[Anonymous No.53806352]

>>53806309
How do I invest in Nat gas with 10x leverage as europoor?

[Anonymous No.53806355]

>>53806309
>>53806323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX3NfSkPJKg

[Anonymous No.53806359]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53806360]

>>53806352
You’ll lose everything natural gas only goes down

[Anonymous No.53806368]

>>53806065
60 after an otc fee isn't so bad for something like that.

[Anonymous No.53806385]

>>53806360
You're probably right. I found only 3x bear ETF from UK. No bull one tho

[Anonymous No.53806390]

>>53806309
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.calendar.html Friday is the day

[Anonymous No.53806391]

>>53806279
unlock my email vincent, pls and tank you

[Anonymous No.53806420]

So Palo Alto is profitable now huh? Considering investing in that shit.

[Anonymous No.53806422]

> natural gas

kek BAGGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.53806439]

Feels good to short nat gas baggies with a x5 leverage.

[Anonymous No.53806441]

>>53806385
Oh nice, Degiro has 3x nat gas bull by Wisdomtree. XTB has only bear ETF.

[Anonymous No.53806452]

>>53806441
Lol it was at 600 euro in May 2022. Now it's at 2 euros. Looks like solid investment

[Anonymous No.53806453]

>>53806441
Degiro has also x5 nat gas bull/bear . ( Sg natural gas short/x5 leverage)

[Anonymous No.53806469]

>>53806453
Where? Seems like my account has those money losing products locked. They don't show up in search

[Anonymous No.53806481]

scoopsie come back
you can blame it all on me

[Anonymous No.53806490]

>>53806469

[Anonymous No.53806499]

>>53806490
Ok yeah I don't have those. Probably have to fill in some questionnaires. I'll do it later, thanks.

[Anonymous No.53806514]

>>53806441
>>53806453
Make sure to check whether you're gambling on US/Henry Hub natural gas or Euro/Dutch TTF natural gas. The former at least has some chance of recovery.

[Anonymous No.53806523]

I hate intel so fucking much its unreal.

[Anonymous No.53806547]

>>53806514
Thanks. I'll put very little money into it just to see what happens. To my understanding there is no reason for demand to increase anytime soon due to EU reserves created last year, so going bull is most likely stupidest thing to do.

[Anonymous No.53806548]

i capitulated on brap gas, i suffocated

[Anonymous No.53806559]

Time to lock and load more 0DTEs
At this point the ticker is irrelevant.
APE TOGETHER APE GAMBLE

[Anonymous No.53806565]

>>53806514
It's based on henry hub and it tracks its volatility better than BOIL

[Anonymous No.53806577]

I’m hooking up with this older lady in a few days and I’m kinda nervous so I can’t sleep. What do I do bros?

[Anonymous No.53806581]

>>53806577
just fuck her good

[Anonymous No.53806588]

>>53806548
Why did you do that anon now it will go up

[Anonymous No.53806606]

>>53806588
go on without me

[Anonymous No.53806618]

BREAKING NEWS
MR HENRY HUB CAUGHT EATING ASS IN MANHATTAN PARKING LOT
/NG GOING NEGATIVE

[Anonymous No.53806623]

> futures

Huh bobros? Is jpow gonna smash my nvda puts or not ?

[Anonymous No.53806631]

>>53806588
> It will go up

No

[Anonymous No.53806632]

>>53806577
Take it from someone who fucked an older woman (after she initially stood me up because she fucking fell asleep and I posted screenshots of the texts on /smg/): expect to be disappointed. that way if the MILF meme is actually real, your expectations are beat.

Much like stocks, when you lower your guidance with fucking elder women you meet on dating apps, your expectation beats are much more ecstatic.

[Anonymous No.53806634]

>>53806309
has volume dropped since the new exchange opened?

[Anonymous No.53806647]

>>53806632
did u suck her toes

[Anonymous No.53806661]

>>53806647
No, the toe sucking woman I am still seeing. I literally saw her yesterday. In fact she's pretty much the only consistent fuckbuddy I have since women are just tiring and I'm not going to seriously date someone until my net worth is >$1M

[Anonymous No.53806665]

>>53806581
That’s already in the plan
>>53806632
She’s not that much old, kinda like mid to late 30s. Yes I’m a zoomer. I just have a feeling that the experience that comes with age might make them freakier and more eager.

[Anonymous No.53806684]

>>53806665
Well my fellow zoom zoomie, fucking older women is nice but if you actually isolate the experience by itself and ignore the fact that you're living out some mommy kinky / MILF / cougar fantasy, you might find that the older woman you're fucking is sort of annoying and weird.

Much like I found out when I fucked that 53ish year old that I was boasting about on /smg/ back in 2021. I still would like to fuck more mothers though.

[Anonymous No.53806734]

Crash tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53806735]

>>53806684
>53ish year old woman
Was she hot

[Anonymous No.53806744]

>>53806734
Two more weeks then mumu is fukt

[Anonymous No.53806746]

>>53806735
No

[Anonymous No.53806763]

>>53806684
Well I’ll see how it goes. I’m fine with whatever as long as she isn’t a pillow princess like most the girls I’ve been with our age.

[Anonymous No.53806772]

>>53806763
>Well I’ll see how it goes. I’m fine with whatever as long as she isn’t a pillow princess like most the girls I’ve been with our age.
>pillow princess
This is EXACTLY what I experienced w the 53 i fucked

[Anonymous No.53806796]

I've been missing scoopsies a lot lately. Why did you guys have to do that to me? He was my sweet bb boy. Listen to this song. Understand what you took from me...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrqBwxLzNUQ&feature=share

[Anonymous No.53806801]

>>53806796
cya in 3 days rocker san

[Anonymous No.53806803]

>>53806801
why wat did he do

[Anonymous No.53806819]

>>53806796
scoopsies is still here

[Anonymous No.53806828]

>>53806665
>freakier and more eager
No, that is hormonal teenagers.

[Anonymous No.53806830]

>>53806803
you're not allowed to post photos of ginger codemonkeys

[Anonymous No.53806833]

>>53805830
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPCmIxv-3k
someone let me know when gymshark goes public

[Anonymous No.53806842]

>>53806734
I'm all in short but I doubt it. There is always chop and now is as good a time as any for some of that. Unless of course Jerome decides to rip off the band aid. He hasn't been of that persuasion recently though.

[Anonymous No.53806854]

>>53806390
The day for what anon?

[Anonymous No.53806867]

Coupang is going to have a nice pop and fizzle down with earnings. Take a look at Roblox's chart in the last month and Coupang will have the same event. $18 calls for the week after earnings are a pretty solid bet. Bill Gates, plz pump this shit

[Anonymous No.53806877]

>MMRI crosses the 250 mark
>market shits the bed

Friendly reminder that mannarino-sama called it, he was right again. It's so ridicolus how far ahead of the curve we lions are its not even funny. opposed to you mumu and bobofags we lions care for each other and help each other out plus greg loves us very much. Im laughing, I know I shouldn't be but Im laughing at how easy you guys are tricked by the thing, the ghoul, this creature they call the fed. Dont look at the stock market, look at the action in the dept market or just use the MMRI. Its THE best risk indicator right now and its free.

[Anonymous No.53806887]

>>53806877
*debt market
fuck

[Anonymous No.53806916]

oh bobo

why aren't the futures red?
did the crash already happen?

[Anonymous No.53806923]

>>53806877
How is the MMRI predictive of the market if the market just follows it one to one? It’s just like creating a chart that goes up when the market goes down. Like what’s the value of that?

[Anonymous No.53806928]

>>53806877
MMRI predicts nothing. If I want to know how is the market doing right now I can open frontpage of yahoo.

[Anonymous No.53806932]

IF THE US WANTS THE DEFEAT OF RUSSIA, WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND OURSELVES WITH ANY WEAPON, INCLUDING NUCLEAR -DMITRY MEDVEDEV

plutonium chads, rise up!

[Anonymous No.53806949]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.53806956]

the fact i will never have a woman like that fills me with murderous rage. Someday i'm gonna commit a crime and got jailed for life. I can feel it. Just a matter of time

[Anonymous No.53806962]

>>53806923
>>53806928
kek non-lions will never understand. the MMRI doesnt predict anything, it shows how much risk there is in the market. mannarino-sama said then when "the MMRI hits 250, the market is not gonna like it" thats it. you need to be a lion to understand.

[Anonymous No.53806969]

>>53805830
hyperborean wife to carry my seed

[Anonymous No.53806977]

>>53806962
Isn’t the whole idea behind the word “risk” inherently supposed to be predictive? Like the definition of risk is the probability of danger.

[Anonymous No.53806983]

>>53805830
sauce on the girl? shes perfect i bet she smells nice too

[Anonymous No.53806986]

>>53806956
We'll put you to good use on the front lines in Ukraine. Slava Ukrani - go smoke some Rooskies

[Anonymous No.53806987]

>>53806956
Kek
Feels good being german and having a gf similar to OP's amazon warrior aryan.

[Anonymous No.53806989]

^^^ glow harder fags ^^^

[Anonymous No.53806997]

>>53806932
Russia is so embarrassing its hilarious. Almost as bad as china. What little pussies lol

[Anonymous No.53807000]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53807006]

Imagine talking to a woman and she likes you.

[Anonymous No.53807010]

bros it's shortin' time

[Anonymous No.53807016]

>>53807006
remember all women like you, some of them just don't know it yet.

confidence is the only thing that ever mattered. If you believe you're amazing she will too. Women are dumb that way. So are men.

[Anonymous No.53807018]

>>53807006
IMAGINE THINKING ANY WOMAN IS BETTER THAN YOU. YOU'RE LITERALLY A DEFAULT WINNER, WE ARE THE SONS OF ARISTOPHANES. THEY WANT YOU ALL THE TIME.

[Anonymous No.53807022]

>>53806997
No joke. I bet we can get the nips and the bogs to take care of the chinks. No need to get up off the couch.

[Anonymous No.53807030]

>>53807010
wondering if there's gonna be another hard bounce off 4k in pre or if it's just gonna gradually bleed through it
sitting out for just the moment...

[Anonymous No.53807031]

>futures

we dumping tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53807040]

I'm giving up goyslop for Lent.
you should be giving it up too.

[Anonymous No.53807064]

DUMP THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO HELL LET'S GO
>>53807006
my mom likes me

[Anonymous No.53807074]

There is no way INTC goes even lower

[Anonymous No.53807092]

pushing $500 on groceries since the start of the year
how can i get this down?

[Anonymous No.53807093]

> yurop

They started shitting the bed bobros

[Anonymous No.53807107]

>>53807030
I'm currently loading up on some s&p futes below 4k just to make sure if fed minutes, GDP or PCE data this week gives us another fake and gay push

[Anonymous No.53807113]

>>53807107
i'll give ya a fake and gay push... a real one

[Anonymous No.53807117]

>>53807092
Get rid of any processed food.
Buy local and in bulk. Thats it.
I spend around 150-200 bucks a month for food

[Anonymous No.53807130]

>>53807074
rumors are they will cut dividends
then it literally, figuratively and indisputably over for INTC
selling is far from done

[Anonymous No.53807139]

Reminder that a MrBeast connected stock will go viral in 2 weeks. He's done accumulating and it will be heavily featured in an upcoming video

[Anonymous No.53807144]

>>53807092
$500 over 2 months isn't really that much, but it's not exactly hard to trim the fat at that high of a budget.
post your last grocery bill

[Anonymous No.53807152]

>>53807139
diddler face

[Anonymous No.53807159]

>>53807139
who cares about a literal who pump&dumping stocks?
we have enough shitcoins shilled here already faggot. go back

[Anonymous No.53807166]

>>53805830
>>53806983
Emma Hartley
blondeyy101 on instagram

[Anonymous No.53807172]

>>53807166
that's Dolph Lundgren

[Anonymous No.53807191]

>>53807092
Rice
Bean
Potato
Cheese
Egg when you want to treat yourself

[Anonymous No.53807195]

>>53807166
>blondeyy101
Are you sure that's the same person, looks too masculine now. she dun goofd

[Anonymous No.53807201]

>>53806877
>>53806928
the MMRI is just a function of the DXY * US10YR yield. when these 2 things go up, stocks dont like it, typically. its a useful indicator for noobs who have no idea wtf they're doing, but if you actually have experience trading, the DXY and the bond yields are something you're keeping an eye on 24/7 anyway and you dont need the MMRI

if you are entering ANY trade without checking the Dollar and bond yields first, you are doing it wrong and need to just DCA into SPY because you're too stupid to do anything else. or just buy physical gold and dont even fuck with other assets because your'e too stupid

[Anonymous No.53807217]

>Reddit is down

[Anonymous No.53807233]

are we gettin some murrica info today??

i wanna go bear for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.53807237]

>>53807166
hot women roiding is pig disgusting.

[Anonymous No.53807239]

>>53807130
I'll slurp if they cut the dividend and take a 20% nosedive. Dividends are a waste of money that could be used to grow the company so cutting them is bullish.

[Anonymous No.53807248]

>>53807201
>buy when number low
>sell when number high
>'due diligence' traders literally seethe
>NOOOO YOU HABE TO READ EVERY JEWISH GRAPH TO PROFITABLY TRADE

[Anonymous No.53807274]

KREMLIN: PUTIN TO MEET CHINA TOP DIPLOMAT'S WANG ON WEDNESDAY

[Anonymous No.53807279]

>>53807248
>buy when number low
>number goes lower
reeee it was supposed to be easy

[Anonymous No.53807283]

I reduced the size of my shorts back to normal levels, was ratcheting them up as the retard rally overextended

[Anonymous No.53807285]

>>53807130
They're actually doing a reverse dividend where you pay THEM 1 dollar per 100 shares every quarter. It's fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53807289]

nvidia better go down

[Anonymous No.53807290]

>>53807279
Literally what happened to me with intc.

[Anonymous No.53807291]

>>53805953
>(((Hymowitz)))

[Anonymous No.53807293]

nvidia better go up

[Anonymous No.53807294]

>>53807274
>WANG

[Anonymous No.53807305]

>>53807144
>>53807092
>>53807117
>>53807191
here you go pals /r/povertyfinance

this is /r/stocks where we discuss the capital markets not basic bitch budgetings

[Anonymous No.53807314]

>>53807092
Sometimes I spend $50 to $100 a day on food and booze.

[Anonymous No.53807318]

>entirety of retard bulls mock burry because of a shitty rally that already died
>His most famous play took years
>His CAGR is way higher than theirs and he has an incredible track record

Tough bulltards don't even remember his gamestop long or calls in Google/fb during the post COVID money printing

[Anonymous No.53807322]

>>53807318
>he told me to buy two of the largest tech stocks on the nasdaq holy shit he is smart

[Anonymous No.53807330]

>>53807305
Sir this is a thread for posting lewd anime-style images. Posting about stock markets is off topic and ban worthy.

[Anonymous No.53807342]

>>53807322
It's a sanity check. This is post dot com nasdaq, post japanese bubble market, etc levels of shit.

The fact bulltards drove off the cliff again hoping for a return to mania while fed is reducing money shows you how fucking stupid people are

When burry posts that things are fucking hell and people go "of course" is when you can buy

[Anonymous No.53807345]

>>53807294
Kys smith

[Anonymous No.53807353]

>>53807130
Goddamn, seems like I fallen for 2 decades long pump n dump. I kneel

[Anonymous No.53807356]

>>53807201
I just buy things when everyone is bearish, especially news media

[Anonymous No.53807357]

I’ve been poor my entire life. I was born into ghetto poverty. I’m 28 and I’ve finally got a decent job making $34 an hour, which is pretty good in my area (rust belt)

I have saved $10k in the last few months and have no idea what to do with it. I’ve never had money before. Do I just put it in a savings account and keep adding to it? I don’t have any debt and my rent is only $900. Everyone in my family is poor so I have nobody to turn to for financial advice. Please help

Also these Captchas are aids wtf I remember when Captcha was added and it was always shit but never this bad

[Anonymous No.53807361]

>>53807305
lmao
>my baby died and its really been putting a dent into my wallet!
poor people who are obsessed with money sre so much worse than rich people who are obsessed with money

[Anonymous No.53807369]

>>53806877
mummyman and the goblin are buying it all in this freak show

[Anonymous No.53807371]

>>53807357
>buy 5 American gold eagles
or you could ya know, buy bonds, buys CDs, buy boomer index funds, etc

[Anonymous No.53807372]

>>53807357
if you might need the money soon, then yes savings. if you wont need the money for 3-5 years look into a GIC which will give you slightly more than savings.

anything more than 10 years you wont need it then put it into $VOO or $VTI (you will have to look up how to open a brokerage account, but it's really not that hard)

[Anonymous No.53807373]

>>53807361
Kek wtf why do normies make things so drag your balls through broken glass complicated? Like just cremate them and hold onto the ashes. Shouldn't be more than around a grand or you're getting ripped off.

[Anonymous No.53807378]

Cheniere energy's about to release its earnings. Should I YOLO into it? I feel like it's going to go up, but I also don't want to lose 30% if things go downhill.

[Anonymous No.53807381]

>>53807357
You could try to get some new skills with this capital so that you can get better paying job. And I'm not joking, you would most likely get much better rate of return on that investment than on stock market

You can also experiment by investing small amount of your savings in the meantime and gain some experience. Better to blow up $2k due to stupid mistakes than $100k in the future

[Anonymous No.53807386]

>>53807357
Spend $200 on quality investment books. Just look up what warren buffet or munger recommend for basics

Learn what passive investing is. Basically you will adopt a strategy of investing as much as money as possible in the best risk vs reward way which is into low fee index funds that basket a lot of good companies together

[Anonymous No.53807387]

>>53807361
> Butterfly releases
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.53807395]

>>53807373
Lmao where does it cost 1k for cremation? Mexico or some shit?

[Anonymous No.53807399]

>>53807372
Thank you anon I will look into this GIC, $VOO and $VTI stuff, currently have no clue what those mean. And I already have a TD Ameritrade account just never really used it. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.53807400]

>>53807386
>warren buffet or munger recommend

Tell everyone you’re from India without telling everyone you’re from India.

[Anonymous No.53807404]

>>53807395
Any normal state in the US. Where are you at, California?

[Anonymous No.53807412]

>>53807399
VOO and VTI basically represent an index of the largest american stocks that are profitable. American stocks have given the largest returns for the past 50 years+. So you're just riding the wave of american stocks making money without having to actively choose which ones won't fail ((and a lot do fail)

[Anonymous No.53807418]

>>53807400
> Ridicules knowledge of some of the most experience people
> Provides no alternative of his own
> Writes india with capital i
Ironic. Pajeet's biggest fear is that people will be too smart to fall for his scams kek

[Anonymous No.53807430]

Germany CPI Saxony (M/M) Jan: 1.2% (prev -0.6%)
- Germany CPI Saxony (Y/Y) Jan: 9.2% (prev 8.7%)

Krauts are reinflating. Time to jack up some yields on bunds. Higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.53807433]

>>53807357
>I have saved $10k in the last few months and have no idea what to do with it.
keep 12 months of expenses in an emergency fund in case you lose your job ever. a savings account is sufficient for this

900 x 12 = 9600$ and thats just for rent and thats just about all of your 10k$ right there. if I was you, I'd just keep saving until you've got like 15k$ and keep that in a savings account for emergency use. then you can start investing from there with everything after 15k$

also buy a gun for self / home defense too before investing. and dont forget the ammo, dumbass

[Anonymous No.53807444]

>>53805956
That’s what you noticed? Congratulations. You are gay. Invest in dividends while you still can

[Anonymous No.53807448]

>>53807433
owning VTI or whatever is equally as liquid as a savings account
>press 1 button to sell shares and cash out

[Anonymous No.53807454]

im seething about nattygas, not because im a baggie but i was considering going all in on kold last week when natty gas was at 2.5....fuck me

HOLY SHIT CAPTCHA IS GAYAND

[Anonymous No.53807455]

>>53806123
Wanna see a picture of my bulls?

[Anonymous No.53807459]

>>53807448
it's liquid but if he needs the money in a year and it was 2022 then he has $7000 if he bought at the top instead of $10,000. it's about volatility smoothing and time horizons not liquidity

[Anonymous No.53807480]

Wang to Nikolai Patrushev: Relations between China and Russia are “solid as rock and will stand the trials of the changing international situation.”

we are boned

[Anonymous No.53807482]

>>53807455
Mumu is a hamchad. Bobo is a sickly little twinky lanklet that is going to have his bussy forcibly taken.

[Anonymous No.53807495]

>>53806796
I have the feeling my last ban was for just replying to scoopsies. These jannies are acting pretty strange lately. Not just faggot strange but strange. Anyway, dividends are paying well this month. Buy ET.

[Anonymous No.53807507]

>>53807495
they ban you 3 days for posting picrel
looks like the spray paint negro is a janny after all (working for free)

[Anonymous No.53807508]

>>53806983
She smells like protein shake farts anon

[Anonymous No.53807520]

>>53807330
How do I profit from anime armpits?

[Anonymous No.53807528]

>>53807508
I fart real bad sometimes

[Anonymous No.53807534]

>>53807357
>Everyone in my family is poor
Whatever you do, don’t tell family about this money.

[Anonymous No.53807554]

https://www.barrons.com/articles/amazon-stock-price-employee-pay-layoffs-6a456a24

I can see AMZN dumping even further if they keep pissing off their wagies kek

[Anonymous No.53807562]

>>53807022
Yes, stay on the couch, Henry.

[Anonymous No.53807563]

>Later in the day, the summary of the latest US central bank meeting will likely shed more light on Fed's internal deliberations regarding monetary policy.

is this anything worthwhile or is it just a nothing burger?

[Anonymous No.53807587]

>>53807563
itll be a nothing burger, the meeting happened a month ago, its the long essay about what was said

[Anonymous No.53807591]

>spx below 4000 again
it's ogre

[Anonymous No.53807600]

>>53807507
But if he is a janny why would I get banned for replying to him? He was trying to send black tranny escorts to the person he thinks doxxed him. Maybe he is schizo now or something. Anyway I got about $800 in dividends today to spend. How’s that pineapple banana stock looking these days?

[Anonymous No.53807611]

>>53807600
oil > banana > brapgas

[Anonymous No.53807652]

FTSE taking a boot to the ass

[Anonymous No.53807661]

Credit Suisse dip slurpers report in

[Anonymous No.53807671]

>>53807661
Lmao i wont help you carry those bags

[Anonymous No.53807682]

>>53807671
Bags? Check the dip price yesterday and where it is now

[Anonymous No.53807707]

Kek Palantir telling investors to gtfo. Fuckin classic

[Anonymous No.53807721]

anyone here get chinkflu lately?

[Anonymous No.53807736]

>>53807652

[Anonymous No.53807777]

>futures

fuck this gay ass crabbing shit

[Anonymous No.53807792]

>>53807682
>Bags? Check the dip price yesterday and where it is now

[Anonymous No.53807800]

>>53807777
checked and agreed but wasted

[Anonymous No.53807811]

>>53807777
It's better if the market opens, tries to pump and then dumps. Like the big dump I'm about to take.

[Anonymous No.53807813]

PUTIN: RUSSIAN-CHINESE RELATIONS ARE DEVELOPING WELL AND REACHING NEW LEVELS OF COOPERATION.

zoomers bout to get drafted

[Anonymous No.53807825]

>>53805920
How much money do I need to get a gf who looks like this?

[Anonymous No.53807833]

WANG WILLING TO 'GO DEEP' WITH RUSSIA:BLOOMBERG

we're gonna get cornholed

[Anonymous No.53807842]

>>53807825
About 50 USD

[Anonymous No.53807857]

CHINA'S WANG (VIA TRANSLATOR): OUR RELATIONS ARE NOT DIRECTED AT ANY THIRD CUNTRY, OTHER CUNTRIES CANNOT PUT PRESSURE ON THEM.

no reacharounds

[Anonymous No.53807885]

[Anonymous No.53807890]

>>53805989
>Giving a fuck about women, ever
Nevermind m8 you're a lost cause, better to rope

[Anonymous No.53807904]

>>53805830
I only clicked to watch the webm

[Anonymous No.53807910]

>>53807777
Checked

[Anonymous No.53807911]

Give me some stock questions to ask DAN.

Also, buy AMD. New ATH's sometime in the next 12 months.

[Anonymous No.53807918]

>>53805953
Here comes opting out of society

[Anonymous No.53807926]

>>53807813
>zoomers bout to get drafted
Based. Just end it already.

[Anonymous No.53807927]

>>53807248
This, this is literally all I do. I get leads from biz, inverse them, buy the 3x leveraged funds in those sectors, move my stops up until they sell off, and then go in the opposite direction. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.53807941]

>>53807342
Bullish AF thanks

[Anonymous No.53807944]

>>53805920
Ass is too big

[Anonymous No.53807960]

I want JPow to crash the markets with a 1000bps hike rate already. Enough of this clown market.

https://youtu.be/XSQoorx7foI

[Anonymous No.53807985]

NVDA average cost $325

[Anonymous No.53807995]

>>53807813
What's the cutoff age for getting drafted in the US?

>>53807926
Meditation and fitness for me, thanks. I'm curious though: what's the bottom left one? Is it getting a girlfriend, watching anime, or becoming a tranny?

[Anonymous No.53808000]

>>53805953
>here comes taking stolen wealth back from the filthy kikes who have been bleeding you dry your entire life
My hatred for jews could power a thousand suns.

[Anonymous No.53808003]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53808006]

>futures

uh ok who's dumping in the toilet?

[Anonymous No.53808013]

>>53807944
Dick is too small.

[Anonymous No.53808022]

It's supposed to be 78 degrees today. Normally it's in the 40's. Thank god. Can turn off the furnace and cut my gas usage.

[Anonymous No.53808023]

Siiiiiiiiirs do not redeem bitch bastards! What are you doing?! Stop redeeming you bloody bitch!

[Anonymous No.53808038]

>>53807995
Becoming a femboy.

[Anonymous No.53808042]

>massive winter storm shutting down northern states

NatGas bros...
Its our time

[Anonymous No.53808049]

>>53807885
bonds are cats?

stocks are mice?

[Anonymous No.53808057]

UH NIGGAS CHECK OUT MUHFUGGEN VIX NOOD

>natgas $1.99
lmao

[Anonymous No.53808075]

>>53808042
MA chad here, should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.53808078]

>>53808057
>>natgas $1.99
i dont pay attention to gas prices, is this high or low

[Anonymous No.53808080]

>>53808042
>The snowfall could be historic, even in a region accustomed to heavy snow. As much as 25 inches may pile up, with the heaviest amounts falling across east-central Minnesota and west-central Wisconsin, the National Weather Service said. Wind gusts could reach 50 mph and wind chills are expected to hit minus 50 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 46 degrees Celsius) in some parts of the Dakotas and Minnesota.

>The Minneapolis-St. Paul area could see 2 feet of snow or more for the first time in over 30 years.

>Weather service meteorologist Frank Pereira said the system was expected to affect about 43 million Americans.

[Anonymous No.53808085]

>>53808075
>The storm will make its way toward the East Coast later in the week. Places that don't get snow may get dangerous amounts of ice. Forecasters expect up to a half-inch of ice in some areas of southern Michigan, northern Illinois and some eastern states.

[Anonymous No.53808089]

futures LMAO

[Anonymous No.53808090]

Used the MCD app again. I just can’t help myself. Got 2 sausage biscuits for $1.91. That’s only $.95 a sandwich

[Anonymous No.53808092]

Futures more like poopers.

[Anonymous No.53808105]

>>53808090
Looks pretty good anon, enjoy!

[Anonymous No.53808112]

>>53808000
Seek professional help (psychiatric)

[Anonymous No.53808113]

>>53808049
what hentai is this from?

[Anonymous No.53808114]

>>53808092
they are being schizo and volatile as fuck right now, holy shit

[Anonymous No.53808115]

>>53808090

[Anonymous No.53808122]

>>53808113
@y_o_m_y_o_m

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/6210796

[Anonymous No.53808123]

>>53808080
>>53808085
I said MA though, I don't live in the lake effect snow places. And this is tomorrow's storm, right? I'm taking the day off, maybe working from home if my boss will let me but probably not.

[Anonymous No.53808124]

>>53808090
gross. but hey at least you're saving money i guess? that can't be healthy for you though.

[Anonymous No.53808127]

uranium

[Anonymous No.53808130]

>>53808124
It’s just a biscuit with a sausage patty. Not particularly unhealthy at all

[Anonymous No.53808137]

>>53807995
>>53808038
no. it just means get an anime waifu.
dont be a loser. even chudcels can have acute anime waifu

[Anonymous No.53808142]

BULLARD: FED WILL HAVE TO GO NORTH OF 5% TO TAME INFLATION

BULLARD: WE'VE GOT A LITTLE WAYS TO GO

[Anonymous No.53808145]

>>53808142
bulltards btfo by bullard

[Anonymous No.53808147]

Mark these words, SPY will rebound to 407 today on nothing and then the real crash will begin tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53808158]

>>53808147
I’m sorry about your $405 SPY calls anon

[Anonymous No.53808160]

how do i invest in catgirls or the development of them

[Anonymous No.53808164]

>>53808122
Based artist

[Anonymous No.53808170]

>>53808164
Hes a man of culture

[Anonymous No.53808172]

Its -14 here in North Dakota

[Anonymous No.53808174]

>>53808158
I'm sorry about your $395 puts.

[Anonymous No.53808178]

>>53808078
2-2.5$ is average
Anything below 2$ is low
Lowest Natgas has been was 1.5$ I think

[Anonymous No.53808180]

>>53808164
>>53808170
Stop making me lust after hot office worker women. If I tried that shit irl I'd probably get accused of sexual harassment and rape and get my life ruined. They aren't worth the risk at least in the West.

[Anonymous No.53808184]

>>53808122
I've purchased 3 (yes three) of よむ's artbooks. It was a good investment tbqh

[Anonymous No.53808191]

>>53808184
>>53808170
For me its Intern-chan

[Anonymous No.53808195]

>>53808180
Have you tried not coming off as a sperg around others

[Anonymous No.53808196]

>>53808170
ngl those are some delicious looking feet there

[Anonymous No.53808229]

feet

[Anonymous No.53808233]

premarket bull trap?

[Anonymous No.53808235]

>>53807290
I think their crisis will peak mid year

[Anonymous No.53808237]

>>53808229
Oh lawd

[Anonymous No.53808240]

>>53808233
we're in clown market they will front-run every economic print we see this week

[Anonymous No.53808242]

>>53808195
I'm not a sperg, it's just the fucked up culture. I'm not a chad thundercock either, mind you.

[Anonymous No.53808244]

I wonder if the guy who invented pantyhose could imagine what the consequences would be

[Anonymous No.53808248]

>>53808112
Okay, nigger.

[Anonymous No.53808249]

>>53808244
he knew that's why he invented it

[Anonymous No.53808250]

Footfags get the rope.

[Anonymous No.53808254]

>>53808130
>sausage
You're a fat, disgusting slobs.

[Anonymous No.53808265]

>>53808237
bonds selling off cuz no one wants stinky smelly paper

[Anonymous No.53808278]

Buying TQQQ on open. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53808280]

>>53807721
I had yellow fever awhile back. It ran its course and I I am well again.

[Anonymous No.53808289]

>>53807825
>gf
We need to talk anon.

[Anonymous No.53808290]

who else bagholding BOIL

[Anonymous No.53808296]

this market is boring
>>53808278
no, i'll be watching semi etfs turn red and the usual xbi dumping

[Anonymous No.53808304]

>>53807995
All of the above fren

[Anonymous No.53808305]

>>53808254
You’re projecting. Nothing wrong with sausage

[Anonymous No.53808313]

>>53808278
flip a coin- about as good of an answer you can get on a day like today

[Anonymous No.53808316]

This fuckin slurp bullshit on DAX. Stocks are the greatest scam. I will short this piece of shit to the ground and then leave stocks behind me. All fuckin in.

[Anonymous No.53808323]

>INTEL CUTS QTR DIV TO 12.5C FROM 36.5C, EST 36.5C
all you INTCels who were defending the dividend saying it was a "dividend aristocrat" and other nonsense, eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.53808336]

>>53808323
>INTEL

[Anonymous No.53808339]

>>53808170
HNNNNGGHHHH. HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

IM GONNA HNNNNNNNG HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
IM GONNA CUM

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53808340]

Another morning of fucking with the locals. Long plastic and aluminum.

[Anonymous No.53808347]

>>53808336
> be black, learn to code, get tech job, go to jail anyway

[Anonymous No.53808363]

>futes

[Anonymous No.53808368]

>>53808336

[Anonymous No.53808371]

smells like a bulltrap, those futures are too high

[Anonymous No.53808379]

>>53808254
>getting triggered by sausage

[Anonymous No.53808382]

>>53808371
this is all i need to know

[Anonymous No.53808388]

>>53808371
B..But the shit and fart index came in lower as expected, yesterday was the bottom for sure

[Anonymous No.53808402]

>>53808280

[Anonymous No.53808436]

Baking (not)

[Anonymous No.53808444]

>>53808305
If you're doing it on a regular basis, it is.

[Anonymous No.53808457]

>>53808454
>>53808454
>>53808454

[Anonymous No.53808462]

>>53808402
Not saying I won’t go after an Asian chick. I just don’t obsess about them anymore.

[Anonymous No.53808464]

>>53808290
220 shares @ 6$ ouch it hurts. Good thing most of my fortune is in dividend etfs.

[Anonymous No.53808465]

>>53808457
why'd that get 404d?

[Anonymous No.53808474]

>>53808465
I deleted it because i forgot the subject
Im phoneposting from the shitter and its just too hard to bake from here, someone else do it

[Anonymous No.53808477]

>>53808457
Is this it? Is this the final /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53808485]

>>53808474
k i'll bake

[Anonymous No.53808487]

It’s been a pleasure shit posting with you all

[Anonymous No.53808500]

>>53808496
>>53808496
>>53808496
>>53808496

[Anonymous No.53808534]

>>53805830
name/sauce
NOW!

[Anonymous No.53808587]

>>53808305
But that's not real sausage you're shoving into your cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.53808663]

>>53808444
>Dan isn't redpilled on modern medicine being a big kike scam yet
AI still has a ways to go yet, lads.