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[Anonymous No.53885608]

do nothing general
>woke up
>ate ice cream and drank some coffee
>watch the sopranos for 2 hours
>now shitposting on 4chan
>technically already made hundreds of dollars today
>might write some code this afternoon, might not
>no meetings in sight

[Anonymous No.53885628]

>>53885608
Show me your w2 or forever stop posting on /biz/
We both know you won't do either.

[Anonymous No.53885640]

>>53885608
>>53885628
i had this life during covid. i also only worked 2 hours a day. but it was an office stacy tier job. ultimately I quit because I got depressed of sending mails and creating excel sheets.

[Anonymous No.53885655]

>>53885628
im not doxxing myself you fucking retard. wfh do nothing jobs are real there's a lot of them you just have to be good at bsing and good at coding

[Anonymous No.53886058]

>>53885628
nice try IRS

[Anonymous No.53886088]

Why didn't you join our daily standup anon?

[Anonymous No.53886103]

>>53885608
ive had the flu for the past 3 days so im doing like 30 minutes of work today

[Anonymous No.53886145]

>>53885655
>>53886058
Rules are rules, never ever post here again and I mean it or you'll be audited.

[Anonymous No.53886150]

>>53885608
Based Sopranos enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.53886195]

Having to actually do my job today because I spent too much time playing Baldur's Gate 1 on the clock over the past two weeks. Should be hitting my deadline and securing my bonus by EOB today, though. Bless WFH.

[Anonymous No.53886231]

>>53886145
>you'll be audited
They already accepted my return for last year, if I put in both jobs I had back then my return would have been cut in half so I only put in one W2.

[Anonymous No.53886613]

>call from recruiter about remote job
>asks if i'm vaccinated
>reply that it's a remote job
>he says "b-bb-b--b-b-but what if they maybe someday hypothetically want you to commute into the office to attend a 30 minute meeting in person?!?!!?!?"
>tell him i have no intention of ever setting foot into that office

their meetings are fucking useless. at wfh i turn the volume down, camera off, mic off, and read a book until they're over. all meetings are is a chance for management to wank themselves off and spew meaningless work lingo

[Anonymous No.53886760]

It's after work today. I did nothing. I sat in a few pointless meetings. I have nothing to do in the rest of this week except complete one document.

I learnt to code in my free time, watched anime, read a book.

[Anonymous No.53886805]

If you're not very social, not working from home is hell.

About 95% of the jobs don't take all day without spending 6 hours talking

[Anonymous No.53887073]

>>53886195
unfortunate to hear brother, gotta do the bare minimum sometimes it's rough.
>>53886145
huh? i pay taxes you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53887132]

>>53885608
>sign in
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>messages unanswered from 2 hours ago
>sorry didnt see your message :^)

[Anonymous No.53887138]

Salesnigger here

Today is my one year anniversary at this place and I got an email about it. Going to celebrate by updating my resume, being open to recruiters, and applying to new jobs. These faggots have been late on my commission check twice now, once I will let slide, second is quiet quitting until I land a new gig. Fully wfh

[Anonymous No.53887165]

>>53887138
To add on, my role does require actual working so I'm jealous of you guys that can literally do nothing all day I know its actually a thing, I'll occasionally have programmer chad friends come by and they work for like an hour a day with no stress

[Anonymous No.53887311]

>another wfh larp thread

where /biz/, where are these cushy 90k+ wfh jobs that allow you to fuck around all day and only send a few emails or some other bullshit?

[Anonymous No.53887330]

>>53886145
yeah I look forward to some low paid boomer wage cuck at IRS trying to audit my 15 blockchain trades with coins like BabyCumNiggerJanny then trying to follow bridges from matic to milkomeda or bobachain hahahahha get rekt

[Anonymous No.53887341]

>>53887311
>90k
No, that's just the salary alone, with bonuses it's like 120

[Anonymous No.53887344]

>>53886613
>yes im vaccinated
>against polio and smallpox

[Anonymous No.53887346]

>>53887138
>sales
>wfh

[Anonymous No.53887355]

Could have searched for a wfh job and learned to code but instead I became a grad student and worked for pennies anyway
>>53886760
What type of job?

[Anonymous No.53887356]

>>53886613
>asks if i'm vaccinated
Literally just lie. If they ever call you say the recruiter never mentioned it. If they fire you it's a breach of contract.

[Anonymous No.53887549]

>>53887344
>>53887356
he submitted my resume anyway because he's desperate.
>breach of contract
you never get shit just becuase they break the law. people who legit get maimed at work can barely get payment. we dont have worker rights in thsi country. best to just not give any fucks and have fuck you money in the bank.