Why is no one here buying cheap land and building a house?

[Anonymous No.53933809]

There is plenty of cheap land for sale where you can build a brand new house on instead of buying one already built which is overly inflated. It really isnt that complicated. Plus you will have plenty of room to store resources on it. Its literally comparable to owning your own biosphere. At 10 acres for example you can start your own dam village.

Its a bit stupid having to pay $300,000+ for a 4,000 sqft home which is old, outdated and holds bad karma and energy. Oh you like that bedroom? Was fucked and slept in more than your nearest hotel.

[Anonymous No.53933845]

>>53933809
Because /biz/ if full of wagies that can't even.
You have to be your own boss to do this because all jobs near that location are wage jobs you'd have to drive forever to get to.

[Anonymous No.53933846]

>>53933809
Because I'm assuming there's a lot more that goes into building a home and it's water system, running electric from somewhere, getting septic and wastewater set up, making a driveway a thing, and whatever taxes are involved...than you realize. It's cheaper to buy a home thats already built and a little older than it is to get one set up in the middle of nowhere. Also 99% of /biz/ is too poor to own a home.

[Anonymous No.53933861]

>>53933809
You stupid or something? Regulations make building a house hell

[Anonymous No.53933880]

>>53933846
For a long plan it's not bad. But most people assume you "build a house" and you just build it.
Smart people buy the land
>year passes
Plan the house and find builders
>year passes
Layout driveway, concrete, foundation
>year passes
Run electricity and water (necessary for further construction)
>year passes
House goes up.

This is how you cheaply cashflow a house in the middle of nowhere.
This is what rich, intelligent people do. Ones that worked to get their money at least.

[Anonymous No.53933902]

>>53933861
You not smart: build your house, then comply lol

[Anonymous No.53933912]

>>53933902
Mr. Pig has it correct.
If you are in the middle of nowhere, you just do it. Nothing will happen and the "inspector" will only find a few things. Then you pretend to fix them.
City fags are total slaves and can't even imagine doing this though.

[Anonymous No.53933923]

> Texas

[Anonymous No.53933927]

>>53933845
You can build a small manufacturing/warehouse building to run a business and walk to work. Seems like fairy land but being a kid with an imagination must come to fruition as an adult. There are adults' that are building in minecraft or setting up lego sets. Why do that when you can do it in the real world.

>>53933846
All of those things are true. Which is why its intentionally done to buid it the way you want it built. Even throw in a bunker somewhere. Its a generational estate which is being built from the grown up which will keep you busy and occupied during your lifetime and comfy and cozy for your kids and grandkids.

>>53933861
Yeah in California or any major densely populated city.

[Anonymous No.53933951]

>>53933809
Undeveloped land are cheap for a reason. It has no road connection to anywhere. No utility, no public service of any kind, no school district, and so on.

[Anonymous No.53933952]

>>53933809
building a home costs $200-300 a square foot, unless you're coping by living in a home depot shed or a trailer.

[Anonymous No.53933953]

>>53933809
>Buying land in burgerland.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH you will be a slave, mr gates will enslave you and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.53933969]

>>53933809
If you want modern commodities such as decent internet in the middle of nowhere it will cost you much more money than buying an existing home.

[Anonymous No.53934000]

>>53933923
>>53933953

It can literally be anywhere in the USA...just an example.

>>53933952
>>53933951
For what other purpose do you work for? To spend on $50 doordash orders? To pay $1000-2000 a month to your landlord living in a small box?

>>53933951
The life of a self sufficient man will always have hurdles like the ones you have listed...but you will be more freerer than anyone else out there.

[Anonymous No.53934014]

>>53933809
looked at 7 properties, none of them could be zoned properly for the barndominum I am going to build

[Anonymous No.53934028]

>>53934000
I'm saying without those, you will be paying out of pocket for shit like septic tank installation, propane or oil fuel tank, power generation of some kind, etc... So how much money are you saving in the end? The high you pay includes all the convenience and amenities that came with it.

[Anonymous No.53934037]

>>53934000
>For what other purpose do you work for? To spend on $50 doordash orders? To pay $1000-2000 a month to your landlord living in a small box?
why do i feel like i'm talking to an autistic retard in his late teens or early 20s?

[Anonymous No.53934068]

>>53933809
>>53933809
>62k for 10 acres in Texas
>cheap

[Anonymous No.53934071]

>>53933846
>water
You can collect rainwater if you’re not in a kiked state. Or get a well tapped and the water tested
>electric
Solar panels.
>septic/waste water
Literally not needed. Dig a hole, shit in it. Build an outhouse and compost it. Why do you goys need so much fucking water?

[Anonymous No.53934075]

>>53933809
Because I have no background in surveying/engineering/construction and have no way to know if I’m getting Jewed. So much easier to just buy a brand new HOA home

[Anonymous No.53934119]

>>53933809
>TX
Oof.

[Anonymous No.53934134]

>>53933927
,>bro just buy land and then build a warehouse and start building stuff what are you lazy?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53934263]

>>53934071
ask me how i know you're a pale, obese retard who spends 16-18 hours a day on the computer and who has never been outside for more than 30 continuous minutes

[Anonymous No.53934341]

>>53933809
Most anons are cityfags that have grown up in apartments and houses without using the kinds of tools you would need to do something like that.

Almost anyone from a rural area with a 100+ IQ should be able to build a house if they did 1st year woodworking in highschool. Kind of sad that so many have lived such artificial and restrained lives that they can't intuitively know that they are capable of something like that.

[Anonymous No.53934438]

>>53933846
prefabs. certified at the plant, but it became just a little less expensive then construction. Only alternative is a house kit. Cheap, diy with a 300 page manual starter home.

[Anonymous No.53934697]

Move to Alaska where there are no building codes. Learn to live free, instead of being a fat cityfag

[Anonymous No.53934767]

>>53934697
>Live in the site with most quantity of psychopaths and serial killers in the world.
No, thanks.

[Anonymous No.53934783]

>>53934341
>>53934697
let's see a picture of the plywood box you built with your own two hands, retards.

[Anonymous No.53934798]

Already ahead of you. I bought fifteen acres for $45 in Texas. Has electric and water on the property line. The cost to get them to where I want my home to be is about $100 but both the municipality and the line provider are going to pay most of it.

I plan on building arched cabins on the property and the shipping is nearly nothing due to the proximity to the manufacturer. A couple hundred bucks per.

My goal is to live in half of the property and then have about four arched cabins that are secluded enough from one another that city people think they are alone. Will have two one person cabins, a two person cabin, and a four person family cabin.

Meanwhile, I can have my family and friends visit whenever they want and it will pay for itself with one tenant a month to stays Friday and Saturday.

Total investment is about $300k, give or take.

[Anonymous No.53934818]

>>53934263
Ask me how I know you're a goblin looking troon that can't do anything besides make stupid posts on the internet and order doordash

[Anonymous No.53934820]

>>53934071
in pretty much any county, you will have to drill a well and install a septic system.
and the soil has to be perc tested to even be deemed suitable for building

[Anonymous No.53934831]

>>53933809
>OMG WHY AREN'T YOU DOING SOMETHING I WANT TO DO BUT AREN'T BECAUSE UH... BECAUSE I'M POSTING ON /BIZ/ INSTEAD THAT'S WHY
I hate these threads so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.53934833]

>>53934798
>I bought fifteen acres for $45 in Texas
nigger you bought nuclear testing site land

[Anonymous No.53934837]

>>53933809
test

[Anonymous No.53934868]

>>53934783
You realize actual people build houses when you buy one right?

It's pretty easy. You buy materials and you nail them together.
Good job showing you are a pathetic human being.

[Anonymous No.53934882]

>>53933809
Because when redditors keep voting blue and causing socialist nonsense to pass they will eventually strip you of your land .

Source /Cuba

[Anonymous No.53934936]

I don't have £100k for my own 1/4 acre

[Anonymous No.53935003]

>>53934818
holy shit you have been brain melted by 4trans, seek help

[Anonymous No.53935017]

>>53934868
my grandfather was a career carpenter, retard. let's see your plywood box shed.

[Anonymous No.53935029]

>>53934071
you can live in a tent too and ducks in the park are free. you are so smart anon, I wonder why more people don't have these ideas

[Anonymous No.53935031]

>>53935003
>1pbti

[Anonymous No.53935040]

>>53934818
i grew up on 10 acres. chances are i know far more about "rural life" than your fat retarded ass.

[Anonymous No.53935060]

>>53935040
you don't know shit you stupid troon. LARP all you want.

[Anonymous No.53935066]

>>53935060
are these "troons" in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.53935068]

buy some land with me here bros, I like to call it the Based Square. just check out the conservative laws and price of cheap real estate here.

[Anonymous No.53935081]

>>53935066
They're hanging around.

[Anonymous No.53935091]

>>53935068
>voted to codify abortion into the constitution
yeah..... based......

[Anonymous No.53935101]

>>53935068
Isn't thatthe middle of tornado alley?

[Anonymous No.53935114]

>>53935101
you're talking to someone who is suggesting you move to oklahoma, not away from oklahoma. he's clearly a massive retard that should not be trusted.

[Anonymous No.53935118]

>>53933809
>There is plenty of cheap land for sale
not in my cunt. kill yourself, amerishart.

[Anonymous No.53935119]

>>53933951
there is literally a paved road that is connected to that lot. That 10 acre lot you could buy, plop down a storage container you could buy a ninja 250 and commute to work if you wanted to live there and tent out to get a lay of the land

[Anonymous No.53935146]

>>53935119
this is illegal in almost every county in the US

[Anonymous No.53935196]

>>53935146
not if you own the land retard

[Anonymous No.53935252]

>>53935196
yes, if you own the land

millions of people had the same brilliant idea as you long before you were born 12 years ago.

they threw up tents and RV's and shipping containers and dirt bunkers and left the US covered in homeless camps on private property they owned but didn't keep clean or safe.

This was driving down property taxes, polluting soil and water, starting wildfires, and generally being a nuisance. So some places outlawed it. The poor homeless property owners were forced from those places and moved to places that still allowed it. Making the problem even worse in those places and forcing them to outlaw it. This cycle continued until there was nowhere in the US where you can just buy some land and camp on it all year. That's illegal now. It's been illegal longer than children like you have been alive. Go ahead, look it up.

[Anonymous No.53935420]

>>53933809
BUT I NEED TO LIVE NEXT TO THE BARCADE, AND HOW WILL I GET DOORDASH?

WHERE WILL I BUY MY FUNKYPOPS?

checkmate rural retards!

[Anonymous No.53935425]

>>53935017
>>53935017
I built plywood box sheds when I was eight.
Damn good ones. I actually put together like eight pallets behind my dad's place at that age and had a full complex.

Why make retarded comments if you know it can be done. What carpentry skills do you have?
>grandfather
I'm sure he left you his hammers right?

[Anonymous No.53935439]

>>53935252
>polluting soil and water, starting wildfires, and generally being a nuisance
Tell me you suck government cock in less words if possible.

[Anonymous No.53935455]

>>53935425
>>53935439
we're talking about real homes, not plywood tree houses on the back side of your father's single wide trailer. this place is overrun with mentally retarded low IQ white nigger poor people, i swear.

[Anonymous No.53935461]

>>53935439
why would anyone that owns a home want a bunch of dirty poor people permanently camping near them?

the government is US. We outlawed that. The working property owners of the United States. We don't want you guys doing that shit, so we made it illegal.

sucks for you, but you can still camp on public land that you don't own.

[Anonymous No.53935500]

>>53935455
Yea, your grandfather could build one. You lost the knowledge and project that onto everyone.
I have built everything you can imagine.
Laid concrete. Done it all.
I built my own 800 gallon koi pond.
I have a concrete mixer. Chainsaws. You name it.
>>53935461
I have 110 acres and employ twelve people and have worked more than you ever dream.
I'm about to go till up a large plot for potatos now because I'm so based that's what I consider fun. Yes. I have a Kioti with all attachments.
It would not bother me if someone owned their own land beside me and wanted to rough it.
Suck cock harder.
I said LESS words.

[Anonymous No.53935510]

When will these pussy faggots stop arguing so we can actually talk about rural properties

[Anonymous No.53935514]

>>53935500
none of this is true. what's funny is that you're so fucking poor that you think any of this is impressive. kek.

[Anonymous No.53935534]

>>53935500
>It would not bother me if someone owned their own land beside me and wanted to rough it.
you're clearly the minority since it's illegal in almost every single county in the US

there's no law against it at any state or national level. EVERY SINGLE COUNTY INDIVIDUALLY VOTED TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL.

You are basically nobody. Nobody agrees with you.

[Anonymous No.53935537]

>>53935081
kek

[Anonymous No.53935552]

>>53935514
I'll post my Kioti from my phone within 10 minutes as well as the koi pond.
After that I won't be back because I'll be working on providing high quality food for my family that can only be done by growing it yourself or working with other people as based as me.
Enjoy goyslop from walfart if you can even afford walmart
>>53935534
>everyone else sucks government cock so I can too
noice

[Anonymous No.53935566]

>>53935552
>everyone else sucks government cock so I can too
we are the government, moron. We voted to outlaw it on purpose. For good reason.

if people want to rough it, there's a shitload of BLM and FS land that's perfect for that sort of thing and doesn't cost a dime to stay on.

[Anonymous No.53935568]

>>53935252
if you live anywhere in the vicinity of a city, you are a retarded city dweller and I don't have any sympathy

[Anonymous No.53935571]

>>53933927
Regulations everywhere make building a place hell, not just California.
Also
>build a warehouse to work in so you have a job to pay for the house
>never mind the land is cheap so the house is in the middle of nowhere so your manufacturing business that you conjured up magically is also not in a shipping or manufacturing hub
You are a glownigger trying to convince angry young men that there is still hope in the traditional system.

[Anonymous No.53935587]

>>53933846
>Because I'm assuming
you sound like the kind of person who does an awful lot of that

[Anonymous No.53935590]

Koi faggot
Huge rocks moved by me too

[Anonymous No.53935593]

>>53935568
>you are a retarded city dweller and I don't have any sympathy
people camping on their own property isn't a problem in the city. It's a problem in the country.

[Anonymous No.53935616]

Kioti
Just because you are weak and useless doesn't mean others are.
Your gramps is probably real proud.

[Anonymous No.53935642]

The only way I would buy a plot of land is if it's relatively close to a big city.
This crap about living off the land is not for me. People do not realize how much work goes into maintaining your land and house. Additionally, you have to get food and other small things. If, god forbid, you have health problems you don't want to be in a place where ambulance takes 2-3 hours just to get to you.
You also need a steady stream of income

[Anonymous No.53935658]

>>53935642
>you don't want to be in a place where ambulance takes 2-3 hours just to get to you.
we use helicopters. I can get to a hospital in the city faster than a lot of people that actually live in the city.

[Anonymous No.53935706]

>>53935590
>>53935616
i asked for the pictures of the house that you built with your own two hands, retard.

[Anonymous No.53935714]

>>53935568
it might be hard for your 16 year old brain to understand, what the man is saying is the county government will not allow you to live on an undeveloped plot of dirt and wipe your ass with your hand. that's a fact, and there's no exception made for individuals who are too edgy to be told what to do.

[Anonymous No.53935726]

>>53935706
No you didn't.
Nice cope.
I make a lot of my money. I built one of my 80k sqft warehouses from kit myself.
But it's across town.

The argument is capability.
YOU can't. YOUR GRANDPA COULD.
Others can.
Post wrists.

[Anonymous No.53935730]

>>53935616
thank you for showing off your meager inheritance to transsexual strangers on the internet

[Anonymous No.53935855]

>>53935730
No prob.
I can't stand "you cants".
They need put in their place.
I can. Other people can. He should just fucking kill himself.

[Anonymous No.53935861]

OP your retarded.

1. Building a house isnt cheap, so much paperwork and gov regulations which not all is bad but its a hassle.

2. 10 acres is nice but thats like fucking nothing. No room to shoot long range, also location matters. You want land up north where its hilly but not rocky so you can farm but also got privacy to shoot and play with lasers or dig your own mine cuz no one can see through hills.

3. Waterfall, and what kinda rights the deed comes with are important. What u going to do if you find oil or a spring...u dont want the goverment to steal so u need rights for stuff like that.

4. You got to keep in mind that just cuz the land is cheap dont always make it worth it. It could all be wetlands, or theirs no jobs that pay alot nearby, also got to keep in mind tornado weather, wild fires, and how many drugies are around.

5. Lets say everything is great and you move
In to find out your neighbors are crazy or total glowie bootlickers

[Anonymous No.53936035]

>>53935455
>Build a structure (like tiny house but bigger)
>Add utilities (hot water boiler, Solar with batteries etc.)
Live.

If you can build a tiny home you can build a house, my country (Australia) has owner builder certificates for exactly this. You keep the design simple, functional and within your skill range, and educate yourself with books as you go. It will not be an american mcmansion but it also won't be a lean to either.

[Anonymous No.53936085]

>>53936035
US is still catching up. In most places here you have to be connected to the grid even if you got solar. You still need a well or city water. Septic or sewer. It's dumb.

[Anonymous No.53936149]

>>53933880
This is the way

[Anonymous No.53936242]

land has gone up in value even more than housing. In the UP of michigan, middle of fucking nowhere with 8 feet snow in winter and only able to access it three months out of the year, boomers are trying to sell at 1000x the price they bought it for. I know people who purchased 1,000 acres in the early 80s for next to nothing. I'm talking like $3500.

Today they are trying to sell 100 acre portions of it off and they want $200k. lmao

They are selling it because a few idiots actually bought it during pandemic because MEH INFLATION. So they buy overpriced land to now pay taxes every year on when they should have just kept the USD and wait fro these boomers to sell the land at a 100x price profit instead of a 10000x. It is free money for them. Even their taxes are low because they paid so little for it 4 decades ago.

[Anonymous No.53936339]

It costs money to develop lots. Connecting to the electric grid, sewage, roads all cost money.
Transporting building materials and contracting workers will also be expensive.

Even if you don't care about being near society, building anything still requires a lot of time and money.

[Anonymous No.53936340]

This is not an example for young people but you won't stay young for ever. And many of you won't start a family anyway. So meet John Wells of The Field Lab.
http://thefieldlab.blogspot.com/2008/
https://www.youtube.com/@TheFieldLab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IlgVPiDScQ

[Anonymous No.53936496]

>>53933809
Materials are 5x more expensive today than in 2019.

[Anonymous No.53936512]

>>53935068
Arkansas' self-defense laws are about as bad as California's, and that section of Oklahoma is now Injun Land

[Anonymous No.53937251]

>>53934071
I bet you don't even know how many days it takes to fill a gallon jug with piss.
>you're soft
>solar is gay
>you need a leach field

[Anonymous No.53937316]

>>53933809
That's not cheap for a 10 acre swamp...+texas property tax rates are aids

[Anonymous No.53937352]

>>53933880
ok but who the fuck wants a house in the middle of nowhere
oh yeah, mentally ill incels who spend all their time on 4chan
carry on

[Anonymous No.53937388]

>>53935118
euro-peons will never understand. granted the property is more expensive here because its all white affluence. die mad.

here's a mill I'm going to buy with 25 acres: https://www.towncountrypropertyfrance.com/french-property/705524/

here's a piece of shit new build with no land: https://my.flexmls.com/AshleyKilmartin/search/contacts/20210512154609393402000000/newsfeeds/listings/20230111173117306959000000?id=20221212115831989951000000

[Anonymous No.53937558]

>>53936340
Cheers

[Anonymous No.53937584]

>>53936340
It looks like a Rust base

[Anonymous No.53937641]

>>53937584
holy shit that made me laugh

[Anonymous No.53937661]

You could own a home you just don't want to.

[Anonymous No.53937727]

>>53936242
/thread

Same reason why buying a 150K house in a small town is not "making it".

3 years ago, that house was likely 80K. WFH Techies fall for it though.

[Anonymous No.53937733]

>>53937251
Takes me a day and a half usually. Two if I use the toilet a few times, one if I drink a ton of water. I dump it in a rotting stump in the backyard. I know it’s unsanitary but it just makes me feel at one with nature.

[Anonymous No.53937792]

>>53937661
that's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.53937948]

Used to be that buying land and building a house was the way to go in nz. The value of the end product was more than the cost of land and house build, so you were creating wealth.
But now land is too expensive, you are better off buying land with a house already on it.
I looked at a place recently, they wanted 1.25mill. The land alone would be 800k, the house about 700k to build. So by buying this property i would 'save ' 250k.

[Anonymous No.53937955]

>>53935566
>we are the government
I haven't consented to anything that happened my entire life and judging by the trajectory things are on I have been correct.

The "government" (mente) is just a mind controlled group of morons and manufactured consent.
I'd rather have a king at this point.

[Anonymous No.53937973]

>>53937352
t. retarded city dweller that never had a second of peace and quiet

Sorry birds and trees are vibrant enough for you.

[Anonymous No.53940063]

>>53937973
Some of us have kids. We want them to have friends and things to do.

Rural living sounds nice when you're in your 20s, poor, and stuck living around shitty people.

[Anonymous No.53940407]

>>53937352
/thread

[Anonymous No.53940427]

>>53934071
You 10000000% live in an overpriced apartment and don't hike or camp. Delusional dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.53940442]

>>53940063
There's this thing called a car that lets you travel long distances to places where things are happening in a short time span. You should look it up.

[Anonymous No.53940623]

>>53940442
Kek
This.
I really can't imagine how city folk think.
They actually think their is nothing to do unless they live like rats in little boxes 3 feet max from each other.

[Anonymous No.53940681]

>>53940623
I live 25 minutes drive from the nearest city. I grew up in the city. I didn't realize how bad it was until I moved. The land, It has everything I need. I live at the end of a dirt road on 2 acres in a trailer with my wife. I work remotely. It is based.

[Anonymous No.53940714]

>>53934000
> Just buy a plot of land in the middle of Wisconsin with no access to running water, electricity, phone lines, or any other infrastructure
> Just build a house there even though it is a terrible location to build a house
> Just live there even though there are no jobs (the town has a listed population of just over 600 people)

The only good thing about Oxford Wisconsin is that it's 93% white. It would be a great place to retire, not a great place to start a life. There is no money there and never will be.

[Anonymous No.53941495]

>>53936340
It looks like a weird whorehouse in the Texas panhandle

[Anonymous No.53941500]

>>53941495
>http://thefieldlab.blogspot.com/2008/
Lol I got the Texas part right anyway

[Anonymous No.53941512]

>>53933809

If you want to build new, your easily looking at spending 350k-750 for a 1500-1800 sqft home after you buy land.

[Anonymous No.53941541]

>>53941512
The only affordable way is to find extremely remote locations, and buy more than 5 acres in a county that has laws to waive all zoning requirements, just to up their tax base.

[Anonymous No.53941606]

>no utilities
>have to pay $500000 to transport myself (the only white man in Texas), some Mexicans laborers, and supplies to the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Tejas

[Anonymous No.53941728]

>>53940442
Got it. I'll make sure to take my kids out of the 5 star schools, move them away from their friends that they spend hours with playing at the park, move away from the swimming pool and recreation center that they bike to, and move 15 minutes outside the city, where we have to drive whenever we want food or want the kids to do anything, and put them in rural schools with no clubs, activities or even teachers because they don't fund their schools.

[Anonymous No.53941854]

>>53934000
>the only thing nearby is the federal prison

kek, what a lovely place to dump 30k, lovely weather up there too

[Anonymous No.53941870]

>>53941854
> Move in by Camp Wakonda
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.53941956]

>>53933809
Ever see Poltergeist?

[Anonymous No.53942171]

>>53933846
No need to assume, it costs more to build a home from scratch. You need to build the infrastructure, get professional documents ready for the house, and then coordinate with multiple individuals. If you're doing it all yourself and not hiring someone to do it for you, then you're taking risks.

You'll be paying for the raw materials of the house, paving, and additional site items, but missing the knowledge on how to install any of it from multiple trades and professions. Nevermind the legal side of things and building codes. It's just not easy to build a home considering all the things that realistically go into it. It's far easier to find a well maintained house that can be renovated, even if it's far too overpriced. It's all too fucked anon, I'm sorry.

>contractor
>framing contractor
>structural engineer
>civil engineer
>architect
>interior designer
>landscape architect
>electrician
>mechanic
>plumber
>equipment operator
>carpenter
>HVAC technician
>mason
>insulator
>roofer
>plasterer
>tile setter
>painter
>door hardware specialist

There's more, but a lot goes into making a building. And many of these professions are in touch with each other. Yes, someone in the thread can do some of these things on their own (most likely interior work), but to assume building a home by themselves is feasible is a bit of a lie.

[Anonymous No.53942242]

>>53934341
lmao yeah dude just build a 1500sqft house by yourself. simple as. it should only take a couple of weekends

[Anonymous No.53942267]

>>53942242
don't forget you must also comply with the local building code
and gain the appropriate licenses prior to construction
which require a licensed architect to draw blueprints for and submit

[Anonymous No.53942542]

My girlfriend’s dad is a banking exec, I told him I’m all in on crypto. He and I met yesterday. He is a kind and mild mannered guy who comes off as deeply intelligent. I asked him how he felt about decentralized finance and he said it was a risky venture (no surprise from his banking point of view) and anyone putting money into it is a fool. He seemed disappointed that his daughter’s boyfriend wanted to talk about crypto and Red Rabbit token. For me, crypto has fundamentally changed my life - it has taught me about finance, geopolitics, and that I have the agency to live a life I wasn’t sure was possible. So, when he seemed disappointed, what did I do? I doubled down. I gave an impassioned speech about why cryptocurrency is changing the world and democratizing resources that traditionally only the wealthy had access to. It is giving poor communities a fighting chance and that it is revolutionary and something that is a big part of my investment strategy. I don’t know what the point of this post is, but I just, idk, he made me feel like a fool of an investor because he either just doesn’t get it or is scared of it and I feel like his view of me has become less favorable in terms of dating his daughter, but I’m going to stand up for what I believe in. Ramble over.

[Anonymous No.53942760]

I was only 69 years old. I loved Red Rabbit so much, I downloaded all the videos and memes. I'd pray to Red Rabbit every night before I go to bed, thanking for the honor I've been given. Red Rabbit is love, I would say, Red Rabbit is life. My mom’s boyfriend hears me and calls me a neet. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Red Rabbit. I called him a nocarroter. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Red Rabbit. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, Think Bigger. He grabs me with his powerful dev hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I open my metamask wallet for Red Rabbit. He inputs the RR contract and tells me to sell my Chainlink (TICKER: LINK). It hurts so much, but I do it for Red Rabbit. I can see the green line go up as my eyes start to water. I push the button and sell the rest of my link from other wallets. I want to please Red Rabbit. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my portfolio with his love. My mom’s boyfriend walks in. Red Rabbit looks him straight in the eye, and says, Red Rabbit Keeps Pumping. Red Rabbit leaves through my window. Red Rabbit is love. Red Rabbit is life.

[Anonymous No.53942816]

>>53942171
You only need to know all of that stuff if you're building a 700k house.

>but to assume building a home by themselves is feasible is a bit of a lie

I know multiple people who have built their own home from scratch. One was a farrier and the other was a civil engineer. The farriers house was actually more complex. (He did stone work for the walls and made ot look like a castle.)

You don't need to be some polymath you stupid autist you take pre-existing models and apply them.

You can learn to lay a brick in one week community college course.

You have no idea what your talking about and the fact it's inconceivable to you that regular people have built there own homes even though millions of people have done exactly that should show you that there is a flaw in your reasoning.

[Anonymous No.53942943]

The clock struck midnight and a chill wind blew through the dingy back room of the seedy casino. The degenerate gambler, known around town only as The Rabbit had been spending his last few pennies on poker chips and roulette wheels. But tonight, he had stumbled upon something far more valuable - a mysterious token, shaped like a red rabbit. He quickly realized that this was no ordinary object - it had the potential to increase its value 100 times over in a matter of days, if he played his cards right. With a maniacal grin and a gleam in his eye, The Rabbit tucked the token away and headed out into the night, determined to make a fortune before anyone else caught wind of his lucky discovery. Little did he know that 4chan was already abuzz with whispers of the Red Rabbit and its magical powers.

[Anonymous No.53943461]

I love Red Rabbit token.. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

[Anonymous No.53944186]

>>53933809
DUDE JUST BUY LAND AND BUILD A HOUSE

[Anonymous No.53944195]

>>53942816
>dude you don't need to know electrical and plumbing code unless you're building a $700k house
good luck getting insurance on any of it, retard.

[Anonymous No.53944234]

This thread has made me realize taking anyone serious on this board is a waste of time and the only way to use this board is to make fun of stupid poor people. I now understand.

[Anonymous No.53944239]

>>53933809
If you're in the US and want to buy land to build a house, you're better off buying something with a house already on it.
Then you can just knock the shitty house down and build what you want.
That way the well and septic system doesn't have to be installed and you'll be able to grandfather the old ones in instead of paying through the nose to install on virgin ground.

A lot of times, you can find a lot with a shitty house on it cheaper than a bare piece of land because it would take more work to get it to a blank slate.

If you're trying to build a house somewhere that doesn't have any utilities yet, you're going to spend 50k just to get access to electric, water/well, and install a leech field/septic tank.
Add another 50-100k if you're even thinking about solar/wind for power.

[Anonymous No.53944812]

>>53933809
Because /biz/ is filled with indians who want to become software billionaires so they can finally get bobs and vageiena. They therefore flock to coastal cities where chinese real estate investors are speculating housing to the moon to move their money out of the reach of the communist party.