/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53942123]

Whats the most promising large cap (1bil+ mcap) for the next bull run?

Don't shill me your 50mil mcap shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53942570]

>>53942123
my current shitcoin of choice is MurderCoin

MurderCoin (MDC) is a deflationary ERC-20 token that can increase its own demand by murdering holders

MurderCoin uses an oracle to identify and murder the top holders of MurderCoin, thus performing a "burn" of tokens by literally burning the bodies of people who own MurderCoin.

My strategy is to avoid holding more than 0.01% of MDC at a given time, so that I will not be included into a "chopping block", a special event in the blockchain which leaks your identity to paid killers. These cutthroat capitalists are incentivized to act in accordance with the Chop protocol, collecting the block reward only after “chopping" you to bits.

[Anonymous No.53942584]

>>53942123
sardines

[Anonymous No.53942594]

I already told you I am the authority figure ITT. Picture your entire Funko Pop collection coming to life like Toy Story and telling you to clean your room deadbeat. Yeah I'm your mom and dad in steroids pal and I'm telling you buy Red Rabbit (ticker RR) its blasphemy I know but if I have to commit blasphemy to stop my penis mutating from 5G radiation exposure I will do it. Jacob sent me a free Red Rabbit brand 5G radiation johnson guard because I completed a hackathon. This is serious anons hype is the devil's plaything

[Anonymous No.53942807]

How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Rabbit Chad Mode’ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ‘Rabbit Chad Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Rabbit Chad Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Rabbit Chad Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, 'Red Rabbit token' repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Rabbit Chad Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.53942983]

The clock struck midnight and a chill wind blew through the dingy back room of the seedy casino. The degenerate gambler, known around town only as The Rabbit had been spending his last few pennies on poker chips and roulette wheels. But tonight, he had stumbled upon something far more valuable - a mysterious token, shaped like a red rabbit. He quickly realized that this was no ordinary object - it had the potential to increase its value 100 times over in a matter of days, if he played his cards right. With a maniacal grin and a gleam in his eye, The Rabbit tucked the token away and headed out into the night, determined to make a fortune before anyone else caught wind of his lucky discovery. Little did he know that 4chan was already abuzz with whispers of the Red Rabbit and its magical powers.

[Anonymous No.53943169]

>>53942123
atom/aave

[Anonymous No.53943312]

>>53942123
Avax

[Anonymous No.53943356]

Hex, and soon PulseChain/PulseX

[Anonymous No.53943590]

>>53942594
>>53942983
shoo, rabbit. go away

[Anonymous No.53943699]

>>53942123

Hex

[Anonymous No.53944475]

>>53943312
all hinges on web3 adoption.

[Anonymous No.53944489]

>>53942123
QNT
Hands down gonna be the biggest runner

[Anonymous No.53944576]

>>53942123
AZERO, only half a bil but soon will release private smart contracts

[Anonymous No.53944582]

>>53942123
Kaspa