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How do I profit from Televangelism?

>> No.53950017

>>53949501
what prompt is that?

>> No.53950043

>>53949501
just make sure to lock the doors if there's a hurricane. niggers will damage the place

>> No.53950047

>>53949501
kim wexler and saul goodman in an alternate universe

>> No.53950074

>>53949501
How the fuck can anyone look this thing in the eyes and trust it?

>> No.53950082

>>53950017
audibly kek'd. yeah, televangelists are so fake that they literally look like they were generated by an AI

>> No.53950087

>>53949501
He has this tick where he blinks a lot when he lies, which is most of the time. Go watch one of his fucking church talks and kek for infinity.

>> No.53950103

>>53950087
Somehow he manages to be less offensive and retarded, and more punctual than Rod fucking Parsley.

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53950394

>be a televangelist
>tell boomers that by giving God, and by extension (you) money, their eternal salvation is secure

You’re probably going to hell, but hey at least you’ll be rich.

>> No.53950497

>>53949501
she looks kinda like rea seehorn

>> No.53950901

>>53949501
1. be attractive

>> No.53950990

>>53949501
Write a book that gets promoted by a megachurch.