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54049214 No.54049214 [Reply] [Original]

what if bitcoin just shot up to 70k haha

>> No.54049265

HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT IF WHAT IF?

>> No.54049347

I'd absolutely HATE that!

>> No.54049355

haha

>> No.54049372

In all likelihood it will, but not on the tiny time-frame your coom zapped and dopamine fried brain thinks it will.

>> No.54049387

>>54049214
G O N G O
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>> No.54049472

what if bitcoin just shot up to 70k you said? Well..
>World hunger would end, as thousands would be suddenly rich again and would send all aid to Africa
>World peace would be achieved. Newly made billionaires all around the world would pay off Wagner to liberate Moscow and imprison putler
>The Amazon forest would be saved, as it would be made into an international green zone, bought from Brazil, putting an end to deforestation
>Women would be empowered, as the lobby for women's equality would do a 1000x in influencing our world governments into giving girls opportunities
>White privilege would finally cease to exist. Crypto billionaire african americans would invest their wealth into educating the urban youths and building the necessary infraestructure for all POC in the US, while simultaneously investing in the development of poor areas all across Africa, latin america, Asia, Spain, Italy, and the middle east.
>The world would be soon without any borders, as us human beings share one planet and have finally put our cultural, religious, ethnic and racial differences aside, because we are all part of the human race.

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>>54049472

>> No.54049520

>>54049497
>we wuz boats n sheit

>> No.54049587

you know what
today i think bitcoins are worth 12k
you cant stop me

>> No.54049906

>>54049472
Nice try Anon. Kek.
You should add
>It would liquidate the most notorious altright Nazi-sympathizers and anti LBGTQ+ activists, as these white supremacists have bet and profited heavily on crypto's recent fall from grace

>> No.54049951

>>54049906
>make it so le nazi makes you unhirable outside of min wage
>these same people will short bitcoin

>> No.54049996

>>54049951
I did, well have been long
Heil Hitler

>> No.54050023

>>54049214
DUDE JUST WAGE SLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

>> No.54050371

it will, but after the mayhem and organic reset of the economy. can't stop real progress. can't stop the collective unconscious.

>> No.54050417

>>54049214
Bitcoin is going to zero
2023 is the year of xrp

>> No.54050422

>>54049497
>we wuz busy n shiet

>> No.54052543

sucidies from bobos would be hilarious to watch

>> No.54052625

This made me think, what if bitcoin went to 500k? Wow

>> No.54053449

>>54049472
Spain and Italy aren't poor.. The europoors are the eastern europeans.

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54053486

>>54049214

>> No.54053526

>>54049214
I’d have roughly $19,000 usd worth of BTC. That’s what would happen

>> No.54053671

>>54049214
Hahaha, that will pump my QANX, ETH, and ZIL out of proportion but that's a big if as the market is still in a mess. Just accumulate and HODL.

>> No.54053689

>>54052625
Wait haha what if instead of 500k, 501k? Woah

>> No.54053749
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54053749

ONE GAZILLION DOLLARS