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HEY 70 IQ SHITSKINS. GUESS WHAT. IF YOU KEEP YOUR MONEY IN THOSE BLUE BANKS IN THE DIAGRAM. YOU. ARE. FINE. PLEASE STFU ABOUT THE BANK RUN LARP. YEAH IF YOU KEEP YOUR MONEY IN SOME SHITTY SMALL BANK YOU MAY BE AT RISK. THATS ALWAYS BEEN A RISK AND ITS YOUR FAULT.

>> No.54053686

Assets and deposits are two different things. JPM holds a shit ton of equities and bonds but how much cash do they hold? More than customer deposits?

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54053707

Alternatively, if you use a credit union you also don't have to give a single fuck.

>> No.54053722

>>54052863
Lol ok rabbi

>> No.54053725

>>54053686
JP Morgan is a fortress.

>> No.54053767

>>54052863
Holy shit, your post is glowing. I wasn't worried, but now I am

>> No.54054251

>>54053725
This, ain't no one scaling their walls

>> No.54054445

>>54052863
Citigold master race checking in

>> No.54054578

>>54052863
I bank with discover (good rates, customer service that speaks English, and no fees) and a regional bank for convenience.

>> No.54054644

>>54052863
I have my money at SVB. am I screwed?

>> No.54054659

>>54052863
>Bank of America
>fine

Kek, you have no idea whats coming. Keep your eye out for them in the news over the next coming days/weeks.

>> No.54054774

>>54054659
kek juicy, hope you're not a larp

>> No.54054799

>>54052863
I'm in one of the large green ones am I gonna have anything left by Monday night??

>> No.54055217

>>54054774
Not a LARP. How bad the consequences will be are still yet to be determined, but it is not "fine" by any stretch of the imagination.

>> No.54055237

>my money is in a local credit union
how fucked am I?

>> No.54055246

>>54055237
What's your real estate/development like? Are you getting the sense houses are under water yet?

>> No.54055249

>>54052863
How bad is this going to be anons. I got a bad feeling about this.