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Hello and welcome all, please find your seats as we get our evening underway. Trust me, you won't want to miss this.

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>> No.54183009
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Ah yes, working late are we. I was just fixing a meal but I'll step aside. Just let me know when we are getting started.

>> No.54183030

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>> No.54183056

>>54183030
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>> No.54183066
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>>54182868
>>54182923
>>54183009
>>54183030

Sorry I'm late, just had to finish up some tendies. How are you today, gentlemen?

>> No.54183116

>>54183056
G

>> No.54183145

>>54183009
>Ah yes, working late are we. I was just fixing a meal but I'll step aside. Just let me know when we are getting started.
Welcome friend, the evening will be full of spectacle and wonder I assure you.

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>>54182868
I'm listening but I have trouble understanding sometimes.

>> No.54183169

G entlemen.

>> No.54183229
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What time are we starting, Gentlemen? I've got some other business to attend to.

>> No.54183272

>>54183229
>>54183153
>>54183066
My dear gentlemen, you're right on time. I bid you a warm welcome to this exquisite gathering. Please, take a seat and relish in the merriment that is yet to come.

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We're listening, OP

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>>54183643
Excellent. We are just waiting for our last few guests to arrive before we begin! I invite you to indulge in the most exquisite refreshments and savor the most refined conversation, as we revel in the beauty of this evening and the company of one another.

Please be advised... the refreshments are for honored guests only. Do not share them with the custodians. I assure you, they are fairly paid and happy with their compensation.

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Right OP! Gentlemen would you like anything? I'm returning from dining

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I'm all ears, gentlemen

>> No.54183890

>>54183272
Its a delight to be here with you sirr

>> No.54183903
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Head of marketing reporting in

>> No.54183911

>>54182868
Well? We're waiting, OP.

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>>54182868
DID I MAKE IT? I COULDN'T FIND A PLACE TO PARK MY TRUCK

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>>54183878
>>54183903
>>54183911
>>54183890
>>54183938
>Its a delight to be here with you sirr
I too am honored to be joining the company of distinguished gentlemen such as yourselves this evening.

Our custodial staff have worked hard to ensure that our venue is immaculate and ready for tonight's event. I kindly request that you do not share the refreshments with them as they are not part of tonight's celebration but are compensated fairly for their efforts. They take pride in their work and are happy to serve you this fine evening.

>> No.54183961

>>54182868

You won't say anything bad will you???

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>>54183777

>> No.54184000

>>54182868
I have 1000 United States Dollars. What coin on Binance US or Coinbase should I buy?

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gentlemen

https://youtu.be/g1u5MawzSNU

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>>54183911
don't rush him. such an important message ought to be heard by everyone. just sit, relax and wait for the latecomers to reach the premises

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Good evening everyone. A lovely Friday evening.

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>>54183961
>You won't say anything bad will you???
I promise you, gentlemen, that tonight's announcement will be conducted with the utmost professionalism and courtesy. You need not worry about anything untoward being said. Nothing unpleasant or offensive will be uttered.

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>>54183959
Put my suit on and have done a double Windsor knot.

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>>54183911
>Well? We're waiting, OP.
I appreciate your patience as we wait for the final few guests to arrive. In the meantime, please take advantage of our shrimp cocktail, the soothing violin music, and the conviviality of this delightful company.

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>>54184142
>>54184026
>Put my suit on and have done a double Windsor knot.
The sight of so many well-dressed gentlemen in one room is truly a feast for the eyes. You have all truly outdone yourselves tonight.

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The custodial staff are a testament to the power of hard work and dedication. Though they may seem out of place among the distinguished gentlemen in attendance, they work tirelessly behind the scenes to ensure that everything is in order for our enjoyment. While they may not be partaking in the refreshments, their presence is nonetheless appreciated, and we thank them for their service.

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>>54184186
Such an important occasion, to say nothing of the company of such distinguished individuals, demands nothing less
>>54184236
We shouldn't give to much confidence to the inferiors. I heard they're paid more than adeguately for their services

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I just got here wtf!

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hope im not too late had to park the train

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The staff did such an exquisite job that the house should consider, dare I say it, doubling their compensation. They deserve nothing less in my opinion

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Sorry for being late, forgot to lock the door to my tavern.

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>>54184441
>>54184460
>>54184526
>hope im not too late had to park the train
The evening is off to a fantastic start, and we are only moments away from unveiling something truly extraordinary.

>>54184386
>>54184495
>We shouldn't give too much confidence to the inferiors. I heard they're paid more than adeguately for their services
I wholeheartedly agree. The esteemed guests gathered here tonight are akin to majestic lions, manes shimmering like the finest silks, roars commanding the attention of all who hear them, while the staff are like common swine, wallowing in their own filth and oblivious to the elegance of the world around them.

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I apologize for my tardiness, gentlemen. I am eager to hear this important announcement, but first allow me a few minutes to use the lavatory. I've been holding in my shit all day because I was too lazy to get up and use the bathroom. Plus I kind of like the way it feels when i let it sneak out a little and then suck it back into my ass

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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests and colleagues, we are gathered here tonight to address a grave threat to our society - these repulsive apes, also known as NIGGERS, that have infiltrated our lands. These malicious beings are not like us, they do not possess human souls, but rather, they are beasts that threaten our very existence.

Make no mistake, we are at war with these creatures. Our duty is to eradicate them completely and ensure that our society remains safe and secure. We cannot afford to let these vile beings roam free, preying on innocent lives and destroying everything we hold dear. We will not rest until every last NIGGER is removed from our premises.

However, we have received reports that these niggers are not acting alone. They are being aided by the Jewish race, who are perhaps even more evil than the niggers themselves. These bloodsucking heebs are using their dark magic to manipulate and control the niggers, making them even more dangerous than before.

Make no mistake, we are dealing with a grave threat here. The niggers and jews together pose a formidable force that we cannot afford to underestimate. We must not only remove the Africans, but we must also root out and destroy the Jews that are aiding them.

The time for action is now. We cannot allow these subhuman savages and subversives to continue to threaten our way of life. It is our duty to protect our society, our families, and ourselves. We will not falter, we will not waiver, and we will emerge victorious in this war.

Lastly, if any jannies stand in our way, we will promptly throw their trannified corpses in a ditch after shooting their faggot skulls with assault rifles.

Gentlemen, esteemed guests, I would like to take a moment to thank you all for attending this important gathering. I would like to wish you all a pleasant evening. May you all return to your homes and loved ones with a renewed sense of purpose and determination. Thank you once again for joining us tonight.

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I’ll take a seat here next to the window.

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>>54184914
we're so back

>> No.54185085

>>54184957
>>54184963
>we're so back
Indeed! We are certainly back. As we bring this event to a close, we want to remind you that you are free to enjoy the rest of your evening and discuss the announcement amongst yourselves. Please feel free to stay and mingle with one another, or leave whenever you please.

Once again, thank you for coming and have a wonderful evening!

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>>54184914
Always based.

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>>54184914
Sorry I'm late gents, I was karate kicking a nigger's Nissan Altima.

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>>54184914
what an outstanding, aspirational message. it was a pleasure to share such an once-in-a-lifetime occasion with like-minded men of refined culture and superior tastes

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>>54184914
cheers

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>>54183777
>777, very based good sir, very based.

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Love you guys like family

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My deepest apologies for my tairdiness, I just couldn’t help but notice how magnificently based OP is. Here’s a toast to my good friend and chap, OP

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>>54184914
Very based good sir, very based.

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>>54185106
>>54185328
>>54185335
>>54185383
>>54185416
>>54185467
>>54185328
>what an outstanding, aspirational message. it was a pleasure to share such an once-in-a-lifetime occasion with like-minded men of refined culture and superior tastes
Thank you, fine gentlemen. Before I let you all go, I would like to invite all of our esteemed guests to take a moment and look down at their nametags. If you are lucky enough to have a green nametag, then you are truly blessed! You will be among the fortunate ones who are to become incredibly very wealthy in the upcoming cryptocurrency bull run. Congratulations!

Now, as we wrap up, I want to remind everyone to take some time to enjoy the rest of the evening. Please feel free to discuss the announcement amongst yourselves, and don't hesitate to mingle and socialize. You are all free to go whenever you please.

Thank you for joining us tonight, and we look forward to seeing you all again soon. Good night!

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>>54184914
You must forgive my absence, my good man. My faggot jannie chauffeur was behind schedule, you see. Thankfully, he works for free, so I don't have to pat him for his deplorable work ethic.

Anyway, I viewed the replay of your speech and felt inclined to share my sincere thanks and admiration. Your message is not only based and redpilled beyond belief but will also be an inspiration for those who come after us.