Well well well Chainlink friends, our new price target is $1

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54204781]

We've found ourselves in quite the pickle, wouldn't you agree? I've told you for years and years to short LINK. Did you listen? Why not, Uncle only had your best interests in mind. I told you Sergey was enriching himself. I told you no enterprises were interested in LINK. I told you Smart Con was a play on him and his arrogant friends being smart con artists (Sam is a close friend of Sergey). Now look, look at yourselves. LINK is $7 after 6 years of no adoption, all hype and no substance. It was never better than XRP or DOGE.

>He thought Ed Felten was going to pay him per transaction
>He thought SWIFT would pump his bags
>He thought Eric Schmidt would give him money

90% of LINK holders share company with the cults of GME and XRP. You all will continually be bullied for eternity, wash dishes, deliver Doordash, and scrubbing my yacht

[Anonymous No.54204788]

>>54204781
thanks for the buy signal as always. you’ve made me good money over the years

[Anonymous No.54204791]

inb4 the dozen chaincucks left soi and simp out like retarded losers

[Anonymous No.54204811]

>>54204791
one of the broken chaincuck losers>>54204788
snuck in quick LOL

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54204844]

>>54204788
Hey poorfag, I need a top up on my peach bellini. When you were staking your $7 LINK, I was buying BTC at $16000 a pop. BTC is now $27000, and LINK is still $7. You are being filtered by smart money

[Anonymous No.54204845]

>>54204788
>buy signal
2 MORE WEEKS ANONS TRUST THE PLAN, FUD IS BULLISH THEY'RE TRYING TO SHAKE (((US))) OUT, HOLD THE LINE MARINES

[Anonymous No.54204885]

Listen I genuinely care about about Anons financial well being. Its hard as shit to get ahead in life now, not just working 9-5 for the rest of your life. The sooner you start saving the sooner you can get ahead in life. Chainlink is a meme started by 4chan (an infamous trolling board) to lead people to financial ruin. This is NOT A JOKE. Don't let your saved wealth be thrown away over night. Vitalik Buterin the creator of ethereum said himself the days of making x100 or x1000 are over, that right the guy who created the second most popular crypto said himself those days are over. Now 4chan is trying to get people to lose even more money after the December/January bloodbath. Smart money already exited the crypto world. Crypto is basically a highly specialized database, companies don't need this. They will just create their own private blockchains. There is no need for crypto chainlink isn't even needed to run the nodes. Think XRP when you think chainlink. The company ripple (smartcontracts) is doing well but the coin XRP(chainlink) isn't even needed for the companies technology. Considering what Vitalik said "The days of making x100 or x1000 returns are over." Chainlink needs a 399900% increase in price over the next couple of months to reach $1000 this is ludicrous. Don't fall for it, chainlink its a meme to fuck you over. Consider this for chainlink at current price to reach $1 you need an increase of 700% or a 233% increase every month until EOY. This is a 4chan meme to siphon money out of the hands of the already vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.54204945]

Btc 27,777
Eth 1,777
Link 7.07
Doge .07

Whatever

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54204968]

>>54204845
It's truly incredible how often 2 more weeks gets used in the LINK community

>Arbitrum
>DECO
>SWIFT
>Staking
>FSS
>CCIP
>Baseline
>Enterprise Abstraction
>Build tokens
>Google/AWS
>Functions

They literally hold the con artists convention to kick the can down the road, /biz/ seems to be too stupid to understand that

[Anonymous No.54204984]

>>54204781
Buy signal. Thanks uncle. I remember seeing your posts when I first bought link in June of 2018

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54205094]

>>54204984
>June 2018: $0.18
>March 2023: $7.18

Do you think that's impressive?

>DOGE June 2018: $0.003
>DOGE March 2023: $0.07

What makes you think you're winning, anon?

[Anonymous No.54205145]

We M-MU-MUST FIGHT
link marines, the Bulgarian fudders are at it again..

two more weeks marines
Chainshit $1000 EOY
trust Sergay
Patriots in control

WWG1WGA

[Anonymous No.54205167]

>>54204844
>When you were staking your $7 LINK, I was buying BTC at $16000 a pop. BTC is now $27000, and LINK is still $7
linkies on SUICIDE watch holy fuck. that's like 100 years worth of staking to get back their btc KEK

[Anonymous No.54205178]

>>54204781
$1? why so high?

[Anonymous No.54205187]

>>54205094
Uncle, you're based as ever and you've been consistent all the way through. Even in 2020 when linkmarines were "winning" you were the necessary voice of reason assuring us that the price would drop from there (as it always does with chainlink), but now when the project is basically all but over and the linkmarines have capitulated don't you think you're acting unfairly, beating a horse while it's down? Why can't you just say your work is finished and forget about posting. Chainlink is dead, and will soon be forgotten at this point... but you will always remain a legend, I'm not sure you remember me but I shorted LINK a long time ago on your advice and made a lot of money, so I will be eternally grateful to you.

[Anonymous No.54205200]

>>54204984
>Buy signal. Thanks uncle. I remember seeing your posts when I first bought link in June of 2018

[Anonymous No.54205201]

>>54205094
>that math
This has to be a troll, right? You day drinking again Uncle? My short is still in the red from one of your threads a while ago btw

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54205243]

>>54205167
It'd be sad if it weren't so funny that LINK launching staking was supposed to pump it, but King Fattie decided to dump more supply to cancel out the staking effect. BTC has gone up $11000 in that time span, LINK is cheaper than it was pre-staking. btfo

>>54205187
Hey anon, I think I remember you. No, I am not done. They thought they'd be drinking champagne at SmartCon with King Fattie. Now is the time to kick them, hopefully this obliterates them and /biz/ is restored to its former glory

[Anonymous No.54205270]

>>54205243
>It'd be sad if it weren't so funny that LINK launching staking was supposed to pump it, but King Fattie decided to dump more supply to cancel out the staking effect. BTC has gone up $11000 in that time span, LINK is cheaper than it was pre-staking. btfo
how you feeling on $ARB? it is set to launch with a mc higher than link LOL

[Anonymous No.54205277]

good, chainlink needs to die already

[Anonymous No.54205298]

Duuuuuude-poster is Michael the Chink aka Uncle Oldfag
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/43747787/
https://www.reddit.com/user/ANStoTheMoon/

Remember to delete your thread after, slanty

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54205325]

>>54205277
Checked

>>54205270
I think it'll be a short lived pump. Do not hold because the airdroppers will be dumping

>>54205298
Damage control marines have arrived. How's your bear market beast, stinky? kek

[Anonymous No.54205332]

>>54205298
kill yourself linknigger

[Anonymous No.54205386]

>>54204781
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Anonymous No.54205394]

>>54205094
>7.18/0.18 = 39.9
>0.07/0.003 = 23.3

What makes you think you had a point, uncle?

It's shit like this that makes me think uncle is actually a poor LINK holder larping

[Anonymous No.54205420]

>>54205094
>>54205200
Unaffected. Christ is King

[Anonymous No.54205447]

>>54204781
Little chink with little dick named Michael is back. Bullish as hell

[Anonymous No.54205481]

I fucking hate the LINK token but for whatever reason when this fag posts the price pumps 10 or 20% and then it goes back to crabbing to low 6

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54205498]

>>54205386
Back you go

>>54205394
>He missed the point

Retard

>>54205420
kek, lord I pray my link gets back to $50 so I can sell, please lord

>>54205447
>S-shit I better start deflecting, he's killing sentiment again!

[Anonymous No.54205503]

>>54205420
fuck off pedo
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.54205514]

>>54205394
Michael posts in every link thread. Not always as uncle. In one of Uncle’s previous threads, he claimed to be a billionaire under 40, while Eric Schmidt is just an irrelevant boomer. Of course he’s a poorfag, worst larp to ever post on this board. Just wait, Schiff will show up too and claim his guy at JPM says the SEC will arrest Sergey and the team any day now. Then he’ll have a flight to catch.

[Anonymous No.54205547]

>>54205498
>Do you think that's impressive?
>Counters with less impressive gain
100 iq midwit larping as Machiavellian mastermind, how embarrassing.

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54205762]

>>54205547
The only retard is you that acts like DOGE didn't pump to almost a dollar, while LINK hit a high of $50. LINK has been one of the worst performing crypto projects since 2020. It underperformed Sam's garbage, Charles' garbage, it underperformed BTC, ETH, SHIB, and even BNB. You're trying too hard, retard.

[Anonymous No.54205799]

>>54205762
>y-you have to count the top!
What makes you think bagholders that didn't sell one top, would have sold another? You're letting the curtain slip, "uncle".

[Anonymous No.54205977]

>>54204781

Hi Uncle

if you had 10k of fiat what would your play be right now?

thank you and wishing many riches to you and yours

[Anonymous No.54206005]

>>54205799
this is embarrassing cope, you've managed to make Uncleretardfag look reasonable congrats

[Anonymous No.54206124]

>>54204781
You’re a faggot and a liar uncleoldfag.

[Anonymous No.54206147]

>>54206005
This looks reasonable to you? >>54205094
>maybe if I give uncle a silly name it will look more sincere
This place really rots the brain.

[Anonymous No.54206183]

thanks again based ching chong, long position just closed.

[Anonymous No.54206234]

>>54204781
Welcome back, fren. It has been hard holding LINK these last few years, eh? I still think you’ll make it though. Hang in there, little buddy.

[Anonymous No.54206256]

Sorry uncle oldfag but i have steaked my linkies, i cant sell even if i wanted (i dont)

[Anonymous No.54206292]

>>54205325
>>54205332
HAHAHAHA Michael the Chink seething
Samefagging loser lmao

[Anonymous No.54207545]

>>54205799
Cope, normies became millionaires because of apes and shib and linkies are poor and left behind

[Anonymous No.54207613]

>>54206292
>raging chaincuck

just do it, kys

[Anonymous No.54207622]

i usually don't post here but believe it or not i still hold 1500 linkies from 2017. where does that put me currently in the hierarchy of link marines? low, mid or high?

[Anonymous No.54207630]

>>54204781
>>54204788
>>54204791
>>54204811
>>54204844
>>54204844
>>54204845
Dude just buy an ad lmao

[Anonymous No.54207667]

>>54204781
I sold my 12k stack for BTC a few hours ago Oldfag. Better late than never I guess, right?

[Anonymous No.54207707]

>>54207667
A smart link marine

[Anonymous No.54208834]

>>54204781
They even think ISO20022 has anything to do with them and they thought Chainlink was going to be part of the FedNow architecture, complete brainlets suffering from token dump PTSD.

[UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx No.54208838]

>>54207667
Smart man! Look at BTC running while LINK shits itself. Long BTC, short LINK. It's worked for 5 years