/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54265975]

When the ytboi invests in index funds

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>54262501

[Anonymous No.54265996]

WHITE BOY SPRING

[Anonymous No.54266000]

first for chad BWC

>y'all darkie womyn love us

[Anonymous No.54266001]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mWwD67mGaU
Intro to FOMC meeting

[Anonymous No.54266004]

>stocks down
>vix down

[Anonymous No.54266010]

>>54265996
based

[Anonymous No.54266012]

>USAA trying to get me to open a Schwab account
bearish

[Anonymous No.54266019]

i'm so used to pajeet=indian that i said it out in public. i don't think anybody noticed though

[Anonymous No.54266022]

>>54266004
Vix is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54266031]

Why the FUCK isn’t GME dropping holy fuck this is so annoying

Where the fuck is retail getting all this money to inject in this shit

[Anonymous No.54266036]

>>54265975
Jerome, how much are you hiking your bepis?

[Anonymous No.54266042]

>>54266019
they call themselves that, that's why. next time emphasize the poo in pajeet.

[Anonymous No.54266047]

IM
THE
SCATMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHKp6ffURY

[Anonymous No.54266053]

>>54266019
We had a pajeet developer who nicknamed himself Jeet. He was a sperg and terrible at his job.

[Anonymous No.54266055]

COUNTER STRIKE 2 OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED
GOOD BYE STOCK MARKET COMPUTERS

[Anonymous No.54266057]

STOP POSTING 3DPD COOMERBAIT ON /biz/

[Anonymous No.54266058]

when FOMC?

[Anonymous No.54266063]

>>54265975
>2 men kissing.

[Anonymous No.54266065]

>>54266031
The power of the cult is strong

[Anonymous No.54266068]

29 year old 6’1 blue eyed white guy here. Currently dating a 21 year old 9/10 Latina. Just wanted to preface my post with that.

Today I Sold the top of MSFT calls. Up 44% today, 209% this week, 441% this month, and 4% all time 

I’ve come to the conclusion that no one makes money, everyone is just trying to make their money back

I plan on investing a further 7500 but not doing options. What are the safest, ultra boomer shit I can invest this in for a yea? Even if I see 10% over a year I’ll be happy

[Anonymous No.54266069]

watching my hypothetical SPY 386 0dte puts print. I want to see if $5 puts will be worth $100 each at some point today so I can kms later for losing all money the past week

[Anonymous No.54266071]

>>54266019
They might just think you are mispronouncing their name

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266082]

you guys have seriously shit music taste
do you seriously trade while listening to this crap?
here, please enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSnuF1FPSIU&list=OLAK5uy_mUlq0nRlyAKOuxjQBeCmFcaaQuj7dG1zc&index=2

[Anonymous No.54266084]

>>54266019
most of my normie friends say it lmao. lower class and upper class. also "poo"

[Anonymous No.54266088]

I have a bad feeling

[Anonymous No.54266105]

>>54266055
Oh shit explains the NVDA pump. Feetbros...

[Anonymous No.54266106]

>>54266065
But the earnings aren’t even fuckin good

[Anonymous No.54266115]

>>54266019
That's not among the no-no words so it's likely to just be met with confusion rather than offense.

[Anonymous No.54266120]

>>54266082
>that fucking trash is 'good'
LOL bro, check this out and LICK MY COCKHOLE
https://youtu.be/YUVf0AFkn1Y

[Anonymous No.54266119]

>>54266065
sorta looks like this one hentai I watched where the woman had a dick

[Anonymous No.54266124]

>>54264209
The Selection Effect by Herb Mertz is about his time at the Princeton Engineering Anomalies Lab and then trying to start a business to make products based on the research they did. The synchronicity chatbot was one of their ideas and he somewhat describes how it works, but doesn't provide any code. Honestly, it is really simple to make these things yourself because it's basic programming and statistics. Once you understand the concept at play you also realize that you only need to replicate the idea rather than their exact code.

[Anonymous No.54266125]

>>54266069
>>54266068
Yup, those are the absolute top signal

[Anonymous No.54266128]

drop your bids and there will be an end to the decay

[Anonymous No.54266130]

>>54266031
Everyone thinks it's free money to short it here so if pumps, you're gonna get squoozed. You'll win long term but you may be bagholding a while

[Anonymous No.54266132]

>>54266019
A friend of mine just calls all brown people towelheads even though it's not really accurate.

[Anonymous No.54266135]

>>54266082
I prefer my bossa nova played by wypipo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOxE7IRizjI

[Anonymous No.54266137]

finna bouta get a new tesla with 84mo financing

[Anonymous No.54266148]

>>54266068
>Up 44% today, 209% this week, 441% this month, and 4% all time 

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266149]

>>54266120
I like background music and bossa nova jazz is perfect for that
pop music will ruin your brain and influence your decision making

[Anonymous No.54266154]

>>54266057
what was counterstrike 1? 1.6?

[Anonymous No.54266170]

>>54266057
need a ruling on posting my female broker?

[Anonymous No.54266172]

>>54266055
HOLY FUGIN ITS REAL!!! ITS REAL. CANCEL ALL ORDERS CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.54266179]

Today we pump, tomorrow we dump. As it's tradition.

[Anonymous No.54266184]

>>54266137
cars are consumables, don't get financing for consumables.

[Anonymous No.54266185]

>>54266082
>criticizes other's music
>posts nuqueer shit
HEAR LITTLE JIMMY DICKINS SANG TAKE AN OLD COLD TATER AND WAIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvhoseYhhtc

[Anonymous No.54266188]

>>54266149
>pop music influences him
Lol stupid goyim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYMicbSf98

[Anonymous No.54266189]

>>54266170
Does anyone feel shame shucking and jiving like some minstrel for everyone's entertainment?

[Anonymous No.54266192]

where is the Fed announcement
i looked this morning and it said 1250 EST
wtf

[Anonymous No.54266194]

>>54266055
>COUNTER STRIKE 2
Isn't it like the 4th one now.
1.6, Source, GO, and now Counter Strike 2?

[Anonymous No.54266198]

Why didn’t the Fed telegraph the rate hike bepis? They’ve been signaling way ahead of time for almost a year now. Why is today a surprise???

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266203]

>>54266188
alright nujabes is based

[Anonymous No.54266205]

>>54266179
Tradition going back to last March, which is why I'm leaning more towards a huge dump into close.

[Anonymous No.54266206]

>>54266189
>women
>feeling shame
Lel

[Anonymous No.54266207]

nubian queens are fucking addicted to BWC

[Anonymous No.54266208]

>>54266082
>Drum machine
>Turns 360bpm and walks away

[Anonymous No.54266212]

>>54266184
doesnt matter. if the banks go under there wont be anyone to pay

[Anonymous No.54266215]

>>54266189
i like shucking and jiving dough

[Anonymous No.54266221]

>>54266082
Today I'll be listening to Deftones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PigNWah-K8

[Anonymous No.54266223]

>>54266069
How does that even work

[Anonymous No.54266226]

>>54266148
Well according to Robinhood. See that giant spike? GME. Rode $2500 to $12500. Transferred it to Webull because of the RH fuckery so the app tracks it as a total loss. I rode it from $12500 down to $4000 but that’s a different story

[Anonymous No.54266227]

>>54266206
Yeah, that's a critical mistake.
>>54266215
N

[Anonymous No.54266229]

>>54266189
I understand why some cultures ban dancing.

[Anonymous No.54266231]

>noooo you can't just give liquidity to banks, I NEED the entire system to collapse to distract myself from my miserable life

[Anonymous No.54266235]

>>54266082
this shit sucks bro

[Anonymous No.54266238]

>>54266205
nope. whats happening is that things are bad but the government doesnt want anyone to panic. what they are doing is trying to keep people calm so their strategy is to have good days on important news events. the last thing they want is chaotic panic.

[Anonymous No.54266239]

>>54266082
whoever programmed the hihats in this song is an idiot

[Anonymous No.54266244]

>>54266194
follows the ass creeds way

[Anonymous No.54266246]

Unreal Engine presentation is on, the official pre-show to the bepis showcase

[Anonymous No.54266253]

>>54266231
this but uniromically

[Anonymous No.54266255]

>>54266231
So you think we're looking at a rate cut?

[Anonymous No.54266257]

>>54266189
nope. in fact if you are single i highly recommend you do it

[Anonymous No.54266261]

>>54266221
based

[Anonymous No.54266263]

>>54266221
>t. overweight bearded millennial

[Anonymous No.54266265]

>>54266231
i just wanna see somethang habben

[Anonymous No.54266266]

>>54266231

[Anonymous No.54266268]

>>54266231
This. Cant stand these doomers anymore. Maybe its me thats changed.

[Anonymous No.54266270]

>>54266238
A little pain and panic is exactly what's needed to get people begging for the Fed to save them.

[Anonymous No.54266272]

>>54266246
BEPIS 64 IS RUNNING ON UNREAL ENGINE 6

[Anonymous No.54266274]

>>54266229
In ancient Egypt it was forbidden to invent new songs or distort the ones that already existed. They considered music and song as sort of magic that participate in the ongoing balance of the world and thus the "perfect" forms handed down from the primordial sages were the only things necessary for a stable society; new, crude song would just bring about evil.

[Anonymous No.54266288]

I'm thinking of buying a warehousing REIT. Business in general is hot right now, CapX for new industrial is down, but that just means they're set up on efficient lines enough to make that cash.
Holes?
Looking at GNL specifically

[Anonymous No.54266291]

>>54266231
>nooooooo this six month bear rally is actually a new paradigm, this market isn't being held up with gum and paperclips

[Anonymous No.54266298]

>>54266231
Umm... BASED?
wtf I'm bearish now

[Anonymous No.54266301]

I'll be buying a Playstation 5 (SONY) today with my gains from the Fed pump. What are some good games?

[Baggie !!rnZWTE6WtD7 No.54266304]

I just got off a zoom call with some of my friends at F.E. and D, we came to a consensus that we're going to do a 50 beeps rate hike and stay the course. Lets Go Brandon, and fuck your calls.

[Anonymous No.54266306]

>>54266221
The acoustic version of this song is phenomenal. Same with Change

[Anonymous No.54266309]

>>54266255
>heh idiots don't realize the fed is legally not allowed to give liquidity while also raising rates, it's literally impossible, I saw it on this youtube video talking about how the US is in hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.54266311]

>>54266274
>niggerbass
>state of the world
that theory seems plausible

[Anonymous No.54266313]

>>54266301
>PS5
>Games
Also I like how this turned into /v/ somehow. What games are all you chucklefucks playing?

[Anonymous No.54266317]

>>54266301
Did someone shoop out her nose ring? Kek
Anyway Playstation has no games or so I've heard

[Anonymous No.54266318]

>>54266203
Indeed. Hoping I can make music similar.
t. Musician for the last 16 years
>>54266263
Beards are for gay men and loser soimen

[Anonymous No.54266322]

If red ID it's 50 bps.

[Anonymous No.54266331]

>>54266301
>tfw I could have bought 10 PS5s at one point last week and now I don't even have enough for rent this month
I hate my life...

[Anonymous No.54266332]

>>54266223
take $500. buy 100 $5 put or call options way out of the money that expire today. If the market crashes or squeezes towards your target price with enough volatility by afternoon you'll have 100 $30 bills or 100 $100 bills or even more or you can lose everything!

[Anonymous No.54266338]

>>54266322
its numbers at least

[Anonymous No.54266339]

>>54266137
I am unironically considering buying a Hyundai.

[Anonymous No.54266343]

>>54266313
I just bought the RE4 remake. Demo seemed okay-ish. Don't have much time to play, until Friday, though.

[Anonymous No.54266346]

>>54266231
SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.54266360]

Dubs and 50 bepis

[Anonymous No.54266364]

1 jillion bepis

[Anonymous No.54266369]

>>54266332
What's the catch? You're only betting 500 dollars right?

[Anonymous No.54266373]

>>54266257
This, it's subconscious signaling in the mind of a possible mate that you're healthy in body, and can maintain mental capacity of an idea across time, in rhythm, as well as create along with someone else, the artist and the other dancers.
But if you don't dance, don't look for a girl on the dance floor, you'll just be unhappy when she constantly wants to recreate the experience.

[Anonymous No.54266374]

>>54266339
I have a 2019 Hyundai. They're actually not that bad. You could buy worse
>>54266360
Does that mean it'll be a pause??? I need a pause...

[Anonymous No.54266383]

Could someone with photoshop talent put Powell here in place of the girl?

[Anonymous No.54266384]

>>54266364
big if true.

[Anonymous No.54266393]

>>54266082
bro im going to be honest you, this song was made by an AI using splice samples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4fH7DOzir8

[Anonymous No.54266397]

>>54266360
ok

[Anonymous No.54266398]

Where's the dot plot?

[Anonymous No.54266400]

I’m gonnnnna paussssssse!

[Anonymous No.54266404]

>>54266369
yeah the catch is you can lose whatever you're making almost instantly later in the day if the market switches direction

[Anonymous No.54266405]

>>54266383
I didn't realize this was a gif.
>>54266374
No, trips would have been a pause.

[Anonymous No.54266410]

>>54266398
hideous bugs

[Anonymous No.54266415]

>>54266322
YOU IDIOT, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID DUBS

[Anonymous No.54266416]

>>54266313
I haven't been able to enjoy video games in years. I think it's because in the back of my mind there is a big cloud of guilt from having wasted my youth that prevents me from enjoying myself, or maybe games nowadays are just shit.

[Anonymous No.54266425]

>>54266398
those are all men

[Baggie !!/Du5YjZ5czU No.54266427]

>>54266405
How do people go through life this retarded?

[Anonymous No.54266426]

>>54266373
yup, if you can go to the front of a live band and start just randomly dance in front of an entire crowd of onlookers, trust me, some girl(s) will join you.

[Anonymous No.54266438]

>>54266360
dubs and rate cuts + class war now.

[Anonymous No.54266447]

>>54266416
Games are shit now. I can go and pick a game from the 80's-early 00's that I've never played before and I'll still have just as much fun as I ever did growing up.

[Anonymous No.54266453]

[Anonymous No.54266454]

>>54265975
>>54260691
>How can i run that language model how much pc power do you need
Go here and /g/entoomen will fix you right up >>>/g/92255636

[Anonymous No.54266455]

>>54266383
Damn, who is that girl? She’s fucking HOT

ALSO: why doesn’t Nick Timarios or whatever that Greek fuck’s name is, know what the benis points are gonna be???

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266462]

>>54265932
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm


I am financially BORED

[Anonymous No.54266463]

>>54266416
Games nowadays are just shit. Have been across the board for the entire last decade with few exceptions that weren't really good enough to actually be worth putting the time into. Childhood sucks far more than anyone remembers because your brain only remembers the good parts and actively forgets the shit ones, playing vidya was almost certainly a better use of your time than listening to mom and dad scream at each other for hours on end with no respite.

[Anonymous No.54266464]

>>54266404
>>54266369
Also at 2:00 when the interest rate is announced the IV can vanish and you'll lose everything instantly (IV crush), sometimes this happens regardless of whether you're in the right direction or not. I'd probably sell before the FOMC if I was in that type of trade today

[Anonymous No.54266465]

>>54266455
you don't wanna go down this road my man.

[Anonymous No.54266477]

>>54265975

Your participation needed:

Global Hyperinflation General. /GHG/ >>>/pol/420646897

[Anonymous No.54266492]

>>54266477
Pass. I want hyperinflation to happen.

[Anonymous No.54266505]

>>54266311
Scarily enough, I think it's at least somewhat accurate. When you view it in terms of information theory, look at the intentions and emotions behind music. Music that strives to capture the archetypal patterns of beauty, joy, order, etc. are obviously going to be very different from music made out of spite, hatred, and so on. Consider that the information attached to that music influences everything around it, just shifting probabilities slightly this way and that. Blasting gangster rap in the neighborhood? Increases the likelihood of violence. It's not about the psychological impact, but rather the information itself worms its way into the fabric of reality and starts "looking for an outlet." Like an electric charge, but building toward the discharge of an event that fits the pattern of information. Spousal abuse, self-harm, drive bys, all this shit goes up in occurrence rate just a bit with each sound wave, each echo of malignant emotion.

[Anonymous No.54266509]

>>54266465
Then answer my second question: how come no one knows what the Fed is gonna do this time when we’ve known for the past 5-6 FOMCs exactly what the bepis points are gonna be?

[Anonymous No.54266516]

>>54266231
Yes

[Anonymous No.54266525]

>>54266477
I'm b& on /pol/ till tomorrow and I can't be fucked to reset my IP.

[Anonymous No.54266532]

>>54266301
You WILL play Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West on ultra difficulty, and you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.54266534]

>>54266477
>Hyperinflation
>t. retard who thinks 6% is hypeinflation
Go and look up what actually caused inflation in weimar germany. Tip it was economy sabotage by the government against french occupation, printing of money to pay debts, and devaluing money to do it.

[Anonymous No.54266535]

>>54266509
Because half of everyone wants line to gongo up forever and the other half wants everything to burn to the fucking ground and people to jump off of buildings screaming because they were delusional enough to think line would only ever gongo up.

[Anonymous No.54266538]

>>54266492
So does a lot of /pol/ but for different reasons

[Anonymous No.54266544]

>>54266505
>metal
>grunge
>gangster rap
>mostly rap in general
all of them have been disastrous for society

[Anonymous No.54266552]

>>54266509
because all the bank collapse shit happened after Jerome testifed to congress and said 50bps, now everyone expects 25bps but no one is sure.

[Anonymous No.54266555]

reminder that they want retail to be all in before they pull the rug.

[Anonymous No.54266558]

>>54266509
25 boop is expected. People are just speculating on some surprise.

[Anonymous No.54266560]

45 minutes until +- 3%

[Anonymous No.54266567]

I fucking hate GME it has no reason to be up 40% all day

[Anonymous No.54266568]

>>54266555
wew checked

[Anonymous No.54266571]

cmon, one more pump before FOMC i dont know why i bought on FOMC day but its too risky.

[Anonymous No.54266575]

When Powell?

[Anonymous No.54266576]

>>54266555
Yeah I'll check those trips

[Anonymous No.54266579]

>>54265975
BREAKING: FED TO ENACT 50BPS HIKE. NO PAUSE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE

[Anonymous No.54266580]

>>54266552
But the Fed leaked it before, so why the secrecy? Is it likely that Jerome and the Fed don’t know either?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266581]

>>54266477

[Anonymous No.54266582]

>>54266555
Trips of truth

[Anonymous No.54266592]

if i get digits 250 bps

[Anonymous No.54266596]

My fellow pants-poopers & I are like pigs in shit today!

[Anonymous No.54266601]

Apparently they construct the dot-plot 2 weeks in advance which was BEFORE the bank crash.

If they didn't update it (IF), the dot plot might come in at 5.75-6. Don't be surprised if you see that and then it reverses in powell's speech.

[Anonymous No.54266604]

>>54266555
Your full house had better be right

[Anonymous No.54266606]

has the boomer faggot started talking yet?

[Anonymous No.54266609]

>>54266534
Who told you to be so dumb?

[Anonymous No.54266610]

>>54266575
1 hour 12 minutes
I believe the decision is released at 14:00 EST (12:00 my time), and the meeting is at 14:30EST (12:30 my time)

[Anonymous No.54266612]

>>54266555
I've actually been curious for a while, but what percentage of money in the stock market is retail vs institutional investment money? People make it sound like retail controls the market or some shit with how much the stock market is controlled by emotion and not rational thinking.

[Anonymous No.54266618]

>>54266666

[Anonymous No.54266625]

>>54266612
>People make it sound like retail controls the market
Wasn't ever true. Dick Wyckoff knew this.

[Anonymous No.54266630]

>>54266137

[Anonymous No.54266632]

Total banker death. It's raining bankmen. Total market death. Roundhouse kick a s&p. Total america death. Curbstomp a america.
It's over.
You. Will. Learn.

[Anonymous No.54266641]

>>54266580
>>54266552
The testimony was before SVB happened.
>>54266609
Cope cel. You wont ever get hyperinflation in america. The country is far too big and have too many natural resources to export. Germany had nothing.

[Anonymous No.54266645]

>>54266606
No. You will know when the line starts freaking out all crazy.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266647]

[Anonymous No.54266650]

>>54266534
>printing of money to pay debts
And you don't realize this is exactly what's happening now??

[Anonymous No.54266652]

>>54266612
It's mostly institutional money and they just use retail as a scapegoat. Also, line gongo down bigly today and it'll be a 50-100 bepis hike. Jerome might even pull his dick out and piss on the reporters in the front row before moonwalking out of the room. Checkem.

[Anonymous No.54266656]

>gme has literally never had a pe ratio this high
How the fuck are some retards bullish

[Anonymous No.54266670]

>>54266625
>Dick Wyckoff
My dick needs a wyckoff, if you know watta mean hahahaha
>>54266647
>tfw golden bull
feels good

[Anonymous No.54266671]

>>54266656
>trying to logic meme stocks

[Anonymous No.54266684]

>>54266632
>angry jeet noises

[Anonymous No.54266685]

>>54266630
Matte wraps are so fucking tacky.

[Anonymous No.54266686]

>>54266509
It’s all but certain to be 25 bps. Powell doesn’t want every bank in trouble blowing up this week. He wants every bank in trouble to die slowly to not cause too much chaos in the markets. He can keep raising rates higher as needed. There’s no rush unless inflation skyrockets overnight

[Anonymous No.54266703]

>>54266656
And the stock isn’t even selling. Nobody is taking profit. Nobody is shorting. Who the fuck is buying???

[Anonymous No.54266709]

>>54266650
The treasury deficit spending stays in the country. Germany printed money, swapped it for other FX and then sent it to france and germany. Thats immediate devaluation.

I swear every time there is a big red day every poltard comes in here with their retard levels of economic knowledge and start wailing about the happening.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266712]

>>54266670

[Anonymous No.54266714]

>>54266505
This is very interesting. In Republic Plato/Socrates says the ideal society would ban not only lyrics that show the Polis in a bad light, but even certain modes of certain scales that have a negative feel, so all minor scales would be banned. That seems a bit extreme to me but I see the idea and have some sympathy for it.

[Anonymous No.54266720]

BOILbaggies

[Anonymous No.54266727]

>>54266686
You missed the digits.
Haha.
He doesn't know.
The digits were missed with this post.
Hahahahhahaa.
The digits.
You. Will. Learn.

[Anonymous No.54266738]

>>54266685
it's a Paint Protective Film that keeps the shitty Tesla paintjob like new. I got it because everyone and their mother is getting the grey color, and the rest are kind of basic. I get nothing but compliments. It's the Performance Model 3, so 0-60 in 3 seconds. Love it, take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.54266743]

>>54266720
>BOILbaggies
Bro, natgas price has BOTTOMED.
Relax.

[Anonymous No.54266759]

>>54266455
>Damn, who is that girl? She’s fucking HOT

[Anonymous No.54266758]

>>54266738
>I added the NPC coat to my NPC grey paint job

[Anonymous No.54266765]

>>54266743
see you at 3.50

[Anonymous No.54266767]

>>54266758
>to my NPC car
You forgot the most important part.

[Baggie !!/Du5YjZ5czU No.54266768]

>>54266525
how the fuck you get b& from /pol/?

[Anonymous No.54266769]

>>54266477
IF you have to skank lead your thread, you can lick my moldy taint.

[Anonymous No.54266781]

Brehs... I think I'm selling today... my hands have grown heavy...

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266782]

[Anonymous No.54266799]

>>54266758
post your razor scooter

[Anonymous No.54266802]

>>54266709

[Anonymous No.54266809]

>>54266781
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.54266816]

>>54266781
Brave of you but the banking issue isnt done with.

[Anonymous No.54266822]

How long until JPow nukes the market? SPY needs to hit the $300 bottom soon so I can buy back in.

[Anonymous No.54266823]

BOIL DOWN TO 4.17

>>54247195

[Anonymous No.54266825]

Hurt them, Jerome.

[Anonymous No.54266830]

>>54266768
idk buncha fuckin Nazis over there I swear.

[Anonymous No.54266836]

BOILbaggies...

[Anonymous No.54266844]

>>54266823
uh it's lower now

[Baggie !!/Du5YjZ5czU No.54266855]

>>54266799
lmao, you're an npc

[Anonymous No.54266861]

>>54266799
I have 2 bicycles and a Toyota Tacoma.

[Anonymous No.54266873]

>>54266822
Happened already. An hour ago.

[Anonymous No.54266876]

50 bps, let's fucking go.

[Anonymous No.54266885]

30min bros...

[Anonymous No.54266890]

BEPIS LEAK

[Anonymous No.54266892]

Remember the dot plot

[Baggie !!/Du5YjZ5czU No.54266895]

>>54266830
>buncha fuckin Nazis over there
well yeah, it's /pol/

THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL THE 50 BEEPS RATE HIKE!

[Anonymous No.54266903]

What is the great reset

[Anonymous No.54266907]

>>54266709
>stays in the country
Causing inflation and devaluing USD nominated debt. I don't know which part of this is confusing to you, Greg has been raving on about this for years
>but it's not exactly like Weimar
You're the only one talking about Weimar and I have no idea why
>muh pol
That's just sad

[Anonymous No.54266915]

AHHHH J POW SAVE ME

[Anonymous No.54266918]

>>54266903
don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.54266929]

Is the business cycle real? If you look at institute graphs they say in recession healthcare bounces back and if you look at jnj it killed it by 2012. I'd like to get into health dividends but I feel we have to bottom more. It seems odd that ai got propped hard in media while big tech was just coming off unemployment waves and weird pumps after 2022 destruction. Then you have musk and ackman complaining about interest rates.. after some high risk banks that deserved to fall fell.

[Anonymous No.54266935]

>>54266825
>>54266892
Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Lael. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266937]

[Anonymous No.54266938]

75 benises checkem

[Anonymous No.54266942]

>>54266855
okay you got me

[Anonymous No.54266951]

I didn't say this, but it's going to be 75

[Anonymous No.54266959]

BOILBAGGIES...

[Anonymous No.54266961]

50 bepis jerome. No mercy

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54266965]

it will be

zero
point
zero

bepis points

[Anonymous No.54266976]

>>54266053
in 4chan?

[Anonymous No.54266980]

People actually think there will be a pause

[Anonymous No.54266985]

>>54266976
No. In real life.

[Anonymous No.54266989]

>>54266929
AI isn't getting propped, it's getting smothered. Barely anyone outside of the tech sphere knows about it yet, NPR refuses to cover it

[Anonymous No.54266993]

>>54266937
many momentum etfs do outperform SPY

[Baggie !!4eqzTmbE3TS No.54267004]

>>54266942
It's okay, maybe you're one of the cool ones like wedge from final fantasy, and not one of the gay ones like biggs.

[Anonymous No.54267017]

Less than an hour to go until we find out it was 25bps and everyone pretends they didn't know this was coming

[Anonymous No.54267019]

>>54266477
Checked

[Anonymous No.54267024]

>>54266781
I can afford to be patient, bought at $12.03. Holding until it's back at $100 a share.

[Anonymous No.54267025]

>>54266907
>You're the only one talking about Weimar and I have no idea why
You know full well whenever someone mentions hyper inflation its about germany not argentina.

Yeah it devalues USD debt. Which is helpful to deficit spending as tax revenue is a higher finite amount now.

[Anonymous No.54267031]

"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud

[Anonymous No.54267038]

>>54266630
Unlike everyone else I think that looks pretty cool anon. The matte color would make me suspect you were a basketball American if I saw you out driving though.

[Baggie !!V1IGmJiFREP No.54267044]

>>54266989
Why haven't they used the power of AI to end the special military operation and power struggle over the ukraine?

[Anonymous No.54267055]

I just shorted GME

[Anonymous No.54267059]

>>54266929
>I'd like to get into health dividends
Based. I recommend you the great American diabeeeetus portfolio: fiddy percent diabeeetus meds, fiddy percent snacks and sugar water. MRK, LLY, KO, PEP.

[Anonymous No.54267063]

>>54266068
Index Funds are top tier comfy

[Anonymous No.54267064]

>>54267044
Too profitable, why end it?

[Anonymous No.54267068]

>>54267025
>whenever someone mentions hyper inflation its about germany not argentina
I think Venezuela personally that's the funniest one

[Anonymous No.54267072]

>>54267031
>BUBA

[Anonymous No.54267073]

>>54267031
>Booba Balls

[Anonymous No.54267090]

SOON.

THIS ONE BOOMER HOLDS OUR FATE IN HIS FAGGOT DOT PLOT BOOMER MEMO

[Anonymous No.54267093]

>>54267044
AI was meant to destroy humanity, not to help it!

[Anonymous No.54267101]

>>54267073
>>54267072
impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.54267105]

uhh well at least my stock is crabbing and not dumping

[Anonymous No.54267109]

>>54267031
>booba murderer
>booba balls

[Anonymous No.54267120]

>$DNUT at $15/share

Finally, getting closer to the initial price I bought my first 4 shares at!

[Anonymous No.54267121]

>>54266068
>safest, ultra boomer shit
>10% over a year I’ll be happy
I suggest you leave.

[Anonymous No.54267122]

>>54266980
It's so complicated because right before the bank collapses JPOW said he wanted more aggressive rate hikes. Now I'm wondering if there's going to be a modest rate increase instead of going the Volker route

[Anonymous No.54267124]

IT'S ALMOST OVER
>IT'S ALMOST OVER
IT'S ALMOST OVER

[Anonymous No.54267128]

Give us the bull rug pull

[Anonymous No.54267132]

15 minutes!!

[Anonymous No.54267137]

>>54267068
It is I agree. Especially as they have so much oil and cant do anything with it.

[Anonymous No.54267143]

>>54267090
A man who will say an arbitrary number has a direct effect on my financial future. This is the reality I have chosen.

[Anonymous No.54267150]

Buy the FRC dip before the rate cut pumps it to 30

[Anonymous No.54267161]

[Anonymous No.54267164]

>>54267143
>arbitrary number has a direct effect on my financial future.
I mean its clearly not arbitrary if it affects you.

[Anonymous No.54267167]

UHHHH GUYS HE SAID HE WANTS TO TALK TO POWELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Ci2IeHLw0

[Anonymous No.54267172]

>>54267128
>Give us the bull rug pull
He will do 50 just to flex on Elizabeth Warren.

[Anonymous No.54267183]

>>54267161
That second line is pure gibberish

[Anonymous No.54267201]

>>54266055
i got excited after reading this and it's the overwatch 2 all over again fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.54267206]

>>54267161
>(squeeze)
why do they do this to themselves

[Anonymous No.54267209]

>>54267167
His bank might be going under water.

[Anonymous No.54267217]

>>54267183
>That second line is pure gibberish
All of ZH is gibberish.

[Anonymous No.54267215]

>>54266055
Sequel is just better lighting?

[Anonymous No.54267220]

>>54267201
>>54266055
>remaster of a old game
>rerelease of an old game
>old game 2.0
Is this actually the state of the $200 billion gaming industry.

[Anonymous No.54267225]

>>54266579
proof, and it better not be a pic of your gaping asshole from shoving your hand up there to produce this take.

[Anonymous No.54267227]

Time to sell AMD? Bought at 70

[Anonymous No.54267228]

>>54267209
CARLOS

[Anonymous No.54267229]

>>54267161
Squeeze my balls faggot

[Anonymous No.54267247]

Silver & gold gongo up. (So will my peepee)

[Anonymous No.54267256]

>>54267220
Don't forget the unplayable bugs (that will never get fixed) and pay2win micro transactions. Infinite patching was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.54267269]

definitely gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.54267281]

>>54267017
I got no idea. Jobs was average, housing starts was high, housing sales was meh, mortgages are down and 3 banks failed last week.
But, with the world doing its thing, there's a bit of extra USD floating around, on top of Congress being nitwits.
Just in time for Pelosi to leave.

[Anonymous No.54267289]

>>54266959
Inventory numbers soon

[Anonymous No.54267290]

>>54267220
i want the old nuke back

[Anonymous No.54267292]

my color id will be the direction of the market, my last 2 digits represent the percentage point

[Anonymous No.54267299]

What's gonna happen when he mumbles 25 bps?

[Anonymous No.54267300]

is it gonna be in 10 minutes or 1 hour and 10 minutes???

[Anonymous No.54267309]

>>54267290
can't wait for that ray tracing on my stretched 4:3 800x600 display

[Anonymous No.54267310]

>>54267300
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.54267312]

>>54267292
This seems rather reasonably likely actually.

[Anonymous No.54267316]

>>54267292
92 points into the tangerine, hmm i see i see

[Anonymous No.54267317]

>>54267068
>>54267025
Let's not write off our good folks in former Rhodesia.

[Anonymous No.54267319]

>>54267269
CPI ex housing still too high. Strong job market. Lol, no.

[Anonymous No.54267323]

>>54267300
10 minutes. Then the press conference some time after.

[Anonymous No.54267324]

>>54267247
Who are these sluts?

[Anonymous No.54267326]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.54267328]

>>54267319
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
it's happening

[Anonymous No.54267335]

>>54267300
10 mins

[Anonymous No.54267338]

>>54267269
he's gonna say PIVOT

[Anonymous No.54267342]

>>54267292

[Anonymous No.54267354]

7 MINUTES UNTIL LINE GO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>54267324
>Doesn't know gold and silver
Lmao you good?

[Anonymous No.54267357]

10 Minutes

[Anonymous No.54267361]

>>54267143
>This is the reality I have chosen
you didnt choose a single iota of your circumstances, bucko. you were just born into it.

[Anonymous No.54267364]

>>54267358


>>54267358

>>54267358

[Anonymous No.54267368]

>>54267299
Checked. Mother of all pumps.

[Anonymous No.54267372]

>>54267290
>>54267309
>tfw all i play is rome total war, europa uni 3 and gba roms

[Anonymous No.54267374]

>>54267281
i stay for posts like this

[Anonymous No.54267376]

>>54267364
early baking scum

[Anonymous No.54267379]

>>54267357
>Gets stop loss sniped before it spikes to the sell order
gg no re

[Anonymous No.54267381]

>>54267368
top signal

[Anonymous No.54267397]

>>54267247
These two are a great representation of silver and gold.
>Gold is hotter
>Silver is easier to get, and still pretty good

[Anonymous No.54267399]

>>54267161
i feel like this is just contradictory

[Anonymous No.54267418]

WAGMI comfy womfies.
I love gme. Every day I buy more gme stock. Everything that was prophesied in the DD is coming true. We are in the end game sisters.

[Anonymous No.54267424]

>>54266509
Because anyone who isn't the fed (journalists, cramer, investors) is desperately shrieking that everything is alright and they want retail momentum to help push things higher just so they have exit liquidity when they hear first that the rates get pushed higher.

tldr stop listening to business people going out of there way to give retail investors financial "advice" or opinions

[Anonymous No.54267436]

REMINDER THAT ANY PUMPING IS FAKE/GAY DENIAL ROOTED HOPIUM/COPIUM

[Anonymous No.54267444]

shill me your overbought/oversold stonk

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54267467]

>>54267444
FRC
extremely undervalued company

[Anonymous No.54267473]

>>54267436
what if you are the one who is coping
haha that would be weird

[Anonymous No.54267485]

>1:57 PM
gentlemen.. best of luck. see you all on the other side.

[Anonymous No.54267494]

>>54266231
(((who))) will suffer more? me or yids?

[Anonymous No.54267518]

Its now or never

[Anonymous No.54267535]

THE GREAT RUGPULL IS UPON US

[Anonymous No.54267542]

>>54267338
PIVOT *Markets explode* is not something we see in the cards at this time. *Market Vomits*

[Anonymous No.54267555]

The presser will decide how the market goes. Powell will have to make clear if hes prioritizing the banks or inflation. Market will dump/pump from that answer.

[Anonymous No.54267565]

US VXY?
SVXY?
UVXY?
Both? Other?

[Anonymous No.54267596]

25

BOOOORING

[Anonymous No.54267610]

>"THINK OF THE POOR BANKERINOS SPECIALIZING IN MANAGING PRIVATE EQUITY FOR 1%RS AND UPPER CLASS PARASITES THAT MAKE THEIR WEALTH FROM BEING INVITED INTO PRIVATE EQUITY"

[Anonymous No.54267663]

MY BEPIS CANT BE THIS CUTE

[Baggie !!nrayd4anqhI No.54267698]

NO RATE CUTS THIS YEAR! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MARKET!

[Anonymous No.54267728]

>>54267379
Sorry partner

[Anonymous No.54267863]

hehehehehehe

[Anonymous No.54267871]

>>54266231
My life is miserable because of the broken system
It deserves to collapse
And I will laugh at you as it continues to fall

[Anonymous No.54268072]

>>54266534
>printing of money to pay debts, and devaluing money to do it.
Have you been living under a rock?
What do you think is happening now?

[Anonymous No.54268263]

>>54266929
Boomers are at youngest 59. Healthcare is going to moon for the next two decades

[Anonymous No.54268265]

>>54266903
The falling of national currencies, replaced with a NWO based digital currency.
Basically, they wipe out the debt for themselves, have you hold the bag, and now they own you and the entire world financial system.

[Anonymous No.54268749]

0.25 official

[Anonymous No.54269007]

>>54266031
u so mad