/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54321076]

How can one profit from the upcoming lost decade?

[Anonymous No.54321092]

>>54321076
buy gold and silver. mine gold and silver. invest in gold and silver miners. get married and have children.

[Anonymous No.54321152]

You have to have a cash flowing business. It’s not going to be possible to throw your money in some sort of investment and just watch it appreciate.

[Anonymous No.54322641]

>>54321152
What's a good side business to make?

[Anonymous No.54322651]

Sell nooses

[Anonymous No.54322655]

>only a decade
laughs in climate change

[Anonymous No.54322669]

>laughs in climate change

[Anonymous No.54322692]

>>54321092
>get married and have children
With gold and silver miners daughters?

[Anonymous No.54322720]

>>54322655
>Global cooling, the ozone, global warming, climate change
They really fucking brainsmashed you in k-12, huh?

[Anonymous No.54322766]

>>54322641
Don’t listen to him, businesses are extremely risky. Don’t have children either. Renting out property and stockpiling gold and silver should be 90% of your asset portfolio

[Anonymous No.54322773]

>>54322641
Selling Medicare Advantage policies, along with annuities and any other form of insurance that targets the elderly.

[Anonymous No.54322836]

>>54321076
Build a portfolio of dividend producing shares in staple corporations like JNJ, pepsico, apple. Diversify into strong growth companies like tesla and emerging companies that break 1B marketcap with strong valuations within good margin of safeties, keep portfolio in a ROTH IRA or traditional IRA for tax benefits. Only buy btc and xmr for crypto exposure ignore the rest of the crypto "industry" that will get shut down by the SEC and survivors get merged into regulated securities of listed public companies. For precious metals hold small amounts of silver and gold in coin form or small bullion denomination. Ignore biz noise. That is all you need.

[Anonymous No.54322985]

>>54321076
Go to south america and become a warlord, make gains when brazil balkanizes after working with mercenaries in peru and bolivia. Live in Paraguay since it's friendly

[Anonymous No.54324148]

>>54322641
I think that opening a business is more profitable if it is inherited, imagine having to pay rent for every month, that would erase every profit, maybe selling fast food with a small stand would be more useful, hami is helping me a little with that but it is still depressing that my only option is a small food stand

[Anonymous No.54324168]

>>54322766
>>54324148
So, the best business is just to be the owner's son?

[Anonymous No.54324179]

>>54321092
bruhh that would only work for mario and luigi.gtfo

[Anonymous No.54324368]

>>54321092
>get married
and you just fucking lost it all again kek

[Anonymous No.54324478]

>>54322692
yes if possible, but farmers daughters are also acceptable. bonus points if they are built for pulling the plow if the mule breaks a leg
>>54324368
>JUST DON’T HAVE KIDS GOY
>THINK OF ALL THAT DISPOSABLE INCOME YOU CAN SPEND ON VIDEO GAMES AND UBER EATS
not procreating is the greatest failure in life.

[Anonymous No.54326240]

>>54324478
Having kids when people are unable to provide them with a superior or even equal upbringing to what they themselves had is absolutely horrific

[Anonymous No.54326247]

>>54321076
by at the bottom

[Anonymous No.54326255]

>>54324478
>not procreating is the greatest failure in life.
maybe in your life, even crackheads can reproduce, not exactly an accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.54326267]

>>54321076
Spend nothing, live in a vehicle, invest. For the next 5 years.

[Anonymous No.54326280]

>>54321076
invest heavily throughout it and wait for the spoils during the succeeding exuberance decade.