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Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:54:14 2023 No.54356851 [Reply] [Original]

last time you successfully invested in the opposite sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:57:02 2023 No.54356880 File: 303 KB, 1522x1877, 1483147672394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Finish What?! I swear women are so retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:58:07 2023 No.54356893 >>54356880 Finish removing the jews

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:58:20 2023 No.54356897 >>54356851 Too old

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:58:51 2023 No.54356910 >>54356851 Kek. The finished plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:59:26 2023 No.54356916 >constant automated political demoralisation posts They want you to crack and shoot yup public places. God knows why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:59:40 2023 No.54356919 >>54356851 I want her to bite my neck and I would do the same for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:59:58 2023 No.54356922 >>54356851 The thing that will make them finish the fastest, is you not giving a fuck whether then finish or not. It's the roastie paradox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:00:24 2023 No.54356933 File: 755 KB, 1100x1012, 1615814731364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a massive penis and after the initial adjustment tearing make women cum repeatedly from penetration alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:00:29 2023 No.54356934 >>54356851 I have had sex with 50+ women and not one of them was a good investment

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:00:50 2023 No.54356937 >>54356922 Naw you just have to pretend to be a caveman and use their bodies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:01:24 2023 No.54356947 File: 914 KB, 1920x2767, Joshua Graham.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54356880 FO new vegas speed run in record time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:01:50 2023 No.54356951 >>54356851 she bleeds from her hoo-ha

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:02:07 2023 No.54356953 >>54356851 I can't even last 60 seconds furiously fapping to pron hearing the girl moan until I feel like busting. Always have to take my hand off and stroke gently. It probably would take 1 or 2 pumps for me to finish in a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:03:45 2023 No.54356966 File: 24 KB, 600x600, 3464356546456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54356851 I paid for an hour of sex with a ladyboy. Does that count as "opposite sex"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:03:51 2023 No.54356967 >>54356851 I invested in turning myself into the opposite sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:03:54 2023 No.54356968 >>54356851 8 years ago. She took it for granted and I’ll never fall for that again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:04:01 2023 No.54356971 >>54356953 That’s because you have a serious fungal infection that makes your shaft sensitive

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:04:55 2023 No.54356983 >>54356967 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:05:10 2023 No.54356986 >>54356966 makes you a faggot. A gay. A homosexual. congrats on this homo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:06:12 2023 No.54357006 >>54356953 It seems that way but real girls are way more disgusting than your fantasy. Believe me, it's way easier to to cum jerking off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:06:16 2023 No.54357007 File: 41 KB, 492x450, 61BC0473-AA30-4950-8504-0831801BA927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54356967 >>54356983 Total tranny death coming to you soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:06:58 2023 No.54357013 >>54356953 Dip your junk in vinegar once a week to make sure it's cleaned properly, soap can just irritate the fuck out of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:06:58 2023 No.54357014 >>54356851 >>54356919 She looks crazy desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:07:34 2023 No.54357018 >>54356971 >fungal infection Yeah it's probably the fungal infection on my shaft that is causing PE. Totally bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:08:49 2023 No.54357027 >>54356851 I have a micro penis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:09:09 2023 No.54357031 >>54357013 Pretty sure my cock is clean. No itch. No smell. I'm not dipping my shaft in some vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:10:15 2023 No.54357035 >>54356953 Nah. Pussy feels better because it's warm and wet, but it takes longer to nut because even the tightest snatch doesn't death grip like your hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:10:24 2023 No.54357037 >>54357018 >>54357031 take a bath you degenerate

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:10:24 2023 No.54357038 >>54356880 she has herpes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:10:40 2023 No.54357041 File: 59 KB, 834x541, 1679075831127208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54357007 Can't we just be friends instead TDS-kun?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:11:25 2023 No.54357046 >>54357035 have sex incel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:12:20 2023 No.54357055 >>54356953 t. virgin Its hard work trying to cum fucking some woman, as hot as they can be. Ive fucked an actual porn star and it was so disapointing that I couldnt stay hard. Once you start jacking off you can never leave, feels way better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:12:28 2023 No.54357057 File: 12 KB, 158x152, 080C72FE-701D-4652-ACA7-B501730B51E0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54357041 nope death to your entire tranny class you godless degenerate

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:16:41 2023 No.54357090 >>54357057 What if...I gave you a hug and cooked you some mushroom stuffed ravioli instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 04:19:32 2023 No.54357118 >>54356880 She meant Finnish, or in this case socially awkward