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NAME MY LLC BIZ Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:20:41 2023 No.54402088 [Reply] [Original]

have to spin up a business for some contract work, essentially a software company, but I don't want some gay trendy made-up word name, need something more traditional, like Nice American Software Solutions or something like that, got any ideas? bonus points for subtly funny or clever names and double entendres

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:22:41 2023 No.54402110 >>54402088 Peak civilization.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:23:39 2023 No.54402119 Ser Software llc

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:23:45 2023 No.54402122 >>54402088 ask chatgpt like a normal human being.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:25:48 2023 No.54402143 Ghetto Software from tha Hood LLC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:26:39 2023 No.54402150 >>54402122 I did that and it was kinda shit actually, it kept doing made up words and then apologizing but then doing them again right after

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:27:11 2023 No.54402162 Ahh white man America. What a beautiful sight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:29:32 2023 No.54402180 So weird AI can't do hands and fingers tho. It always makes some freakish melting claw. probably because all AI really is a channel to ancient demonic entities from 5th dimension and they all have claws. Just makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:31:14 2023 No.54402194 >>54402180 lmao sausage fingers and I just noticed the girl in the front has a third leg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:31:59 2023 No.54402201 god damn, how much pussy did these executives in their 50s get back in the day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:35:35 2023 No.54402245 >>54402088 American software solutions ASS but pronounced nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:35:54 2023 No.54402247 >>54402088 CCP - Collective Computer Solutions

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:36:23 2023 No.54402251 >>54402088 me on the right

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:37:57 2023 No.54402268 >>54402088 Chinese Men Hugging and Kissing, LLC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:38:52 2023 No.54402278 >Hello this is Kevin software solutions for you llc Replace Kevin with your name, or don’t so it’s funnier

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:41:35 2023 No.54402308
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>>54402088
Waffle Software Solutions, or Waffle SS for short. Goes nicely with your dubs. You could use a styled waffle like pic related ss your logo.
>>54402245

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:42:30 2023 No.54402323 >>54402088 Harvest Computing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:45:52 2023 No.54402367 >>54402247 *Meant to say Collective Computer Products, I am retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:50:01 2023 No.54402425 Hard then Software

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:58:40 2023 No.54402524 >>54402110 Peak civilization was when it was only Men in the office and women were at home. This is the beginning of degenracy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:59:22 2023 No.54402533 >>54402088 Techware Solutions Peter Computing Gmbh Faggot Systems

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:07:25 2023 No.54402617
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>>54402088
>Tradsoft
>H1B Diversity Solutions
>DEIaSoft

>>54402201
Gen X here. My dad was a career man in 50's. He said the 50s were like the 60s except nobody talked about how much sex they were getting. Remember, boomers had like 5 kids and kept a side piece.

>>54402308
>Waffle SS
I think you're on to something.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:14:09 2023 No.54402678
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>>54402088
Sure, I'd be happy to help! Here are some traditional-sounding names for your LLC that also incorporate some subtle humor and clever wordplay:

Apex Software Solutions LLC
Blue Ridge Software Co.
Capital Software Group LLC
Foundry Software Partners LLC
Keystone Software Development LLC
Mainstay Software Innovations LLC
Redwood Software Solutions LLC
Summit Software Enterprises LLC
Windward Software Solutions LLC
Zenith Software Group LLC
I hope one of these names sparks some inspiration for your LLC! If you have any more specific requirements or preferences, feel free to let me know and I can come up with more suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:08:16 2023 No.54403242 >>54402088 failure2wipe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:14:24 2023 No.54403311 File: 55 KB, 990x690, the-office.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54402088 Somehow I Manage LLC

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:21:36 2023 No.54403393 >>54402308 Do it anon kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:28:19 2023 No.54403470 >>54402088 Northern Integrated Global Growth Enterprise Resources, LLC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:34:41 2023 No.54403537 >>54402308 Do this but make it blue imo. Lots of tech companies are blue

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 02:35:34 2023 No.54403544 File: 2.04 MB, 1262x1588, ktu6vy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54402088 name it Sweet Legal Tender LLC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:05:19 2023 No.54403820 I don't think anybody meant it this way but I kinda like Peak Civilization LLC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:06:39 2023 No.54403831 >>54402088 NTMA INDUSTRIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:48:15 2023 No.54404195 >>54402088 Ai gen?

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:38:10 2023 No.54404584

>>54402088
>need something more traditional, like Nice American
1. Diversity Software Solutions
2. Black Beautiful Software Solutions
3, BLM Software
4. LGBT Software Solutions
5. Stalin's Super Software Solutions
6. Israel First Software Solutions
7. Software Solutions In Sodom

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:50:35 2023 No.54404686 >>54402088 Ann hero software solutions

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:04:44 2023 No.54405528 >>54402088 How about Business Company Office LLC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:19:14 2023 No.54405615 >>54403537 Do this but call it Blue Waffen instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:23:52 2023 No.54405640 >>54403544 How old is this girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:24:53 2023 No.54405647 >>54404584 >2. Black Beautiful Software Solutions Why not change that to Black Beautiful Corporate Solutions Exchange Xorp (BBCSEX)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:57:55 2023 No.54406172 File: 41 KB, 405x720, 5353245346345645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54405647 Kek Can't get it anymore tradional American than that name

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