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[Anonymous No.54425807]

>he doesn't work the prima materia to create the philosopher's stone
>he doesn't transmute base metals into gold
It's literally that easy. Instead you buy boomer rocks at whatever price backed up by literally nothing (((they))) tell you that shiny rock is worth
>b-but the scarcity gives it value
Transmute, fag. You're NGMI

[Anonymous No.54425946]

>>54425807
Post more alchemical recipes

[sage No.54426036]

>>54425946
>he still dates borderline personality disorder roasties
>he doesn't create femunculi using his own sperm sealed for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb until the homunculus is formed
Imagine playing mind games and always being nagged at by a roastie who constantly denies you sex when you could literally create artificial beings out of horse manure through the alchemical process of digestion. Imagine being a sapiensfag when you could take the homunculus pill. You're clearly not GMI

[Anonymous No.54426700]

>>54426036
keep going please

[Anonymous No.54426967]

>>54425807
>He accepts old age/retirement at 60 at gives up life at 70
>He doesn't even attempt to attain longevity like people of ancient times through meditation to achieve the elixir of life.
Imagine being so brainwashed and psyopped that you accept death at 70 as a fact like a cuck in a postmodern capitalist society, while you could always live healthy and extend your years by the diligent cessation of consciousness and the five senses through meditation, kek. It's literally that easy. Imagine not forming the elixir of life, the or the "golden flower". You're clearly not GMI above 100 years

[Anonymous No.54427080]

>>54425807
The trick is in making sure the materia(l) doesn't crystallize into a kidney stone. The coiled sisters usually know what they're doing though.
33 = !

[Anonymous No.54427152]

>>54425807
Came to save the rare pepe, stayed for the esoteric alchemical posting.

[Anonymous No.54427217]

>>54427080
It would have been cool if you would have gotten 33 in dubs, fugg

[Anonymous No.54427227]

[Anonymous No.54427406]

I gave up on alchemy when I found out the “great work” is literally becoming a troon.

[Anonymous No.54427453]

>>54427406
Gender of the Great Work is purely internal not external. It's a unification and balancing of dualism, spirit and matter into one unity. Troons are a chthonic mockery of this process.

[Lora Espinoza No.54427520]

>>54427406
It's about the union of the anima and animus, yin and yang, the cosmic marriage of the sun and moon. The great alchemist Durden once said “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken” this apply to troon fags. No space for troonery in the great work.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.54427635]

>>54427453
>>54427520
Eh… I wish this was true. In a since, it is if you take the Jungian view of alchemy. But there are/were definitely troon shit going down in the past. Shouldn’t be surprising, these circles tend to attract autiste, furfaggotry and troonism has always been a plague to our great people.

[Charlie Cherry No.54427679]

>>54425807
This is some ancient fiction book shit that schizos like to pretend is real. Yeah sure buddy, you're a secret wizard.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.54427816]

>>54427679
>Get Powered by GPT-4chan and forced normie name
Literally NGMI