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Don't try to f-f-f-f-fight it
Oh, it's just Bobo on a Tuesday
Don't try to f-f-f-f-fight it
Oh, it's just Crashhhhhing on a Tuesday
They come from Mississippi and la la land

It was Bobo, it was Tuesday, it was Crashing
From this roof, you can see the red candles
We are the left back dreamers and the avant-garde
I'll sing my borrowed song on your borrowed guitar
It was Bobo, it was Tuesday, it was Crashing

Bare Ass Mumu... Just Bobo on a Tuesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNup_awYjUI

>>54728169

>> No.54729614

Liquidating all my positions today. This market is fucked.

>> No.54729616

uh frc bros?

>> No.54729620

>he early baked

>> No.54729622
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MONI get some

>> No.54729624
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54729624

>tfw bought MONI and all I got was a festering neovagina

>> No.54729625

Not first.

>> No.54729629

SOXL crabbing upwards till EOD?

>> No.54729633
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54729633

>Is the crash over?

>> No.54729634

where are the links

>> No.54729636
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54729636

ZIVB bros I'm losing faith

>> No.54729638

WHY DID I SELL MY SQQQ FUUUCK!

>> No.54729644

bagholding GCTK now

>> No.54729645
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>>54729616
When are my Truist puts gonna pump? They had a big position in SLV bank and I bought because they have a large MCap.

>> No.54729646
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54729646

>Shit & Piss 500

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>>54729629

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>>54729634
It's Crashing and this anon is asking for links!?!?!

get a load of this anon.

haha

>> No.54729651
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54729651

where are the FRC slurpers from yesterday?

>> No.54729655
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54729655

Down down to goblin town

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54729660

WTFWT

>> No.54729662
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>>54729629
>SOXL
If you want to cut your dick off just buy MONI lmao

>> No.54729663

core pce will be sticky on Friday
it's over mumus. you had a nice little run there
bye bye felicia

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>>54729646
SHIT AND PISS 5. get it right suckaaaa

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why is everybody dooming and freaking out? we've been due for a pullback like this for a while now

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WTF IS GOING ON?!!?!? ARE WE GOING TO WAR?!?! ARE ALL THE BANKS INSOLVENT?!?!?!
HOW CAN SHE DROP?!?!!?
HOW CAN SHE DROP?!!?!?

>> No.54729676

How do you persuade someone to stop posting permanently?

>> No.54729682
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>>54729655

>> No.54729685

>>54729638
cause you're a pussy
I've been holding for 42 days now lets goooooo

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54729692

If the ticker is more than 3 letters ... it's probably bad.

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Dropping like a rock.. now this is a party!!!

https://youtu.be/-8Cs7Tf33xk

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>>54729670
Stagnant markets lead to complacency. Complacency leads to getting fucked.

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hey

>> No.54729703

>>54729672
First Republic Bank just changed its name to First Democracy Bank.

>> No.54729707
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>>54729572
>HOLY CRAP FRC!
49.55% loss

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Uh oh stinky

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>> No.54729711

Why are we drilling ON NO NEWS?!?

>> No.54729719

why didn't circuit breakers come on for frc?

>> No.54729722

>FRC taking all other banks with it
Kek. Finna slurp some of these banks that aren't total garbage.

>> No.54729724

Got out of FRC puts right before this halt. Holy shit they are about to get wood chipped

>> No.54729726
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>>54729692
>AAPL
>META
>GOOG
>NFLX
Are you suggesting SQQQ calls?

>> No.54729736
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54729736

WE WILL BE GREEN TOMORROW

>> No.54729754
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54729754

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

>> No.54729759

>>54729736
very possible with this clown market.

>> No.54729762
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>>54729736
Jaime Dimon will bring more reserves tomorrow

>> No.54729773

For those not paying attention, this is the beginning of the great stock market crash of 2023. FRC is just a catalyst, confidence in this rally was already dead and the rest of this week will only pile on to confirm it, end of the bulltrap.

>> No.54729775

buddy check VIX1D computer

>> No.54729777
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>>54729719
>implying they’re not all total garbage

If the banks crashing due to Fed funds rate hikes isn’t an indicator of industry weakness then I don’t know what is. Bank failures are inherently disinflationary. What is is the Fed keeps talking about all the time?

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>>54729595
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A real bobo-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real bobo-ass nigga never runs his fucking mouth
Cause real bobo-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showing all his boys how he shot em
But real bobo-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cause real bobo-ass niggas know they got em
And everything's cool in the mind of a bobo
Cause bobo-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five ayo 24/7
Cause real bobo-ass niggas don't sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cock sucking, pussy-eating mumus
Is when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO

>> No.54729781

TOTAL BANKING COLLAPSE IS BACK ON THE MENUE BOYS!

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Wh*te people will be a minority in the United States of Amerikkka by 2025. Lol. Cletus can't stop taking L's.
>inb4 muh guns
You fly over fucks can not and will no do shit. Lol!

>> No.54729788

it's over

>> No.54729789
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>> No.54729793

>>54729779
I'm a BOBO, but this is too much

>> No.54729794
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54729794

Operation Sandnigger, go!

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It's over for good this time

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Just paid for two hot and spicys and a large coke. It really is that easy folks.

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Has bad news finally become bad news?

Because if that is the case, the market is fucked.

>> No.54729813

>>54729804
but did you tip?

>> No.54729818

SQQQ will be $40 next week

>> No.54729829
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>> No.54729830

>>54729685
It’s just beginning fellow SQQQ bro

>> No.54729832

bottoms in
power hour coming

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I held SOXS for months and sold it at a loss today

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I exit my 5 contract ES short right before they halted FRC

>> No.54729857

>>54729842
It is difficult to time the market, isn’t it

>> No.54729858

OPEN THE FCUKIN MARKET. I'M SHORTING FRC, YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT UNFREE MARKETS

>> No.54729866
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>DNC says they will participate in NO debates this year (unamerican)
>Biden announces he is running
>Market crashes bad news is now bad news
>????
>get your new booster, i mean rate hike so we can all go back to normal! HAHAHAHA
>exploding all cause mortality at 1.25% no one is talking about will fuck the economy.
>All anti establishment voices being silenced before 2024 election
>Banks now doing bail ins on people with good credit. so they can lend to risky positions,

Dont bet against AMERICA!

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>>54729784
Holy shit. You just know she secretly wants muscular white men to ravage her plump rump with their pulsating cocks. SHES SO FUCKING HOT!

>> No.54729876
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>>54729793
why? we haven't even started

>> No.54729882

Wtf Harry Belafonte dead with 96. This guy still looked pretty good for 96.

>> No.54729886
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>>54729779
Consider this an invitation, to my BOBO nation
Na na na na na na na na (Westside)
Na na na na na na na na (Ohh, ohh)
Na na na na na na na na (What?, what?)
Na na na na na na na na (su wuuu)
Na na na na na na na na (Yeah, yeah)
Na na na na na na na na (we dream BOBO shit)
Na na na na na na na na (supreme BOBO shit)
Na na na na na na na na

This game right here is rough as fuck
These BOBOS out here about the bucks
These MUMUS out here afraid to bust
BOBO have no fear, afraid of what
And with my BOBROS I'm comin' up
MUMUS talk real loud but don't run up
When BOBO come through, they'll run'n'duck
BOBO still right here so what the fuck?

***ENCORE***
BOBOS make the world go round

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>>54729866
Sauce on the all cause mortality and youd better be talking about under 50s because otherwise who gives a shit.

Btw I'm unvaxxed. Fuck jannies and kikes

>> No.54729903

>>54729703
>First Democracy Bank.
lmao

>> No.54729907
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FRC...

>> No.54729909

>>54729842
Now buy SOXL so you can sell low in June

>> No.54729912

>>54729888
https://rumble.com/v1znzrq-40-increase-in-excess-mortality-senator-johnsons-covid-19-vaccine-roundtabl.html

Say i love you to your loves ones and short the market kids. DO NOT LET THEM INJECT MRNA IN OUR DOG AND CAT FRIENDS!

>> No.54729921

>>54729867
I would partake in a AOC gangbang. She's literally made for BWC and White cum

>> No.54729923

Why is gold holding on anons told me it will dump

>> No.54729925
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>>54729842
bottom signal for soxl

>> No.54729930

so what happened to FRC bank?
did admin take all of their deposits and instead of making good loans to members and getting good returns did they just blow all their deposits on hookers and blow?

>> No.54729935
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>>54729866
>NO debates
Why? I thought spud taterman did a great job defeating Dr. Oz... And we all know he's getting the nomination over president Joe

>> No.54729938
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54729938

Why do the Jews keep halting FRC?

>> No.54729939

>>54729923
its not doing good...

>> No.54729947

yup managed to close my shorts at the top because fucking HSBC rigging the market

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>>54729912
>in 2021

>> No.54729949

>>54729938
CONTAGIN
>CONTAGIN
CONTAGIN
CONTAGIN
>CONTAGIN
CONTAGIN
>CONTAGIN
CONTAGIN
>CONTAGIN

we about to go Wuuhan lab son!

>> No.54729950

We buying FRC here?

>> No.54729954
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Are y'all niggas ready fo anotha great depression?

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>my Truist (TICKER: TFC) puts right now

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When do you guys think SOXL_shill will come back and admit defeat? Is xhe too scared? Did xhe rope? Did xhe get Chopped?

>> No.54729966
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>>54729948
yup... guess if it got better or worse....

>They stopped reporting the numbers now...

Remember how the FBI used to report race crime stats?
>FBI stopped reporting demographics in crime...

Uhhh ohhhhhhh!

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>>54729954
I mean can I at least get a blowjob? After everything I have been through?

>> No.54729977

>>54729930
everyone moved from small banks to big safe banks. FRC getting loans from the fed doesn't help because they have to pay that back at high interest rates.

>> No.54729978

>>54729963
No one here ever admits they're wrong, so it's unlikely.

>> No.54729979
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Good thing I’ve been stacking cash this year and putting 5k a month back in savings will be buying the dip 3-4 months from now.... Thanks Mumu’s

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Any stocks you lads are thinking about getting before dem earnings?

>> No.54729985

omg it's actually the banks. Deutsche Bank dropping further.

>> No.54729990

>>54729983
these whores are disgusting

>> No.54729996
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s....should I slurp yet?

>> No.54729998

>>54729977
weird. txfag here and small credit unions are growing like crazy. people here don't trust the big banks and want a local cu for their money

>> No.54730000

the end is near bobo.... for you

>> No.54730005
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Down a little bit today around .1 percent. Still I am protected from index drops. Sometimes you just gotta go for it but carefully.

>> No.54730008

Deflation will win. M2 down 4% YoY

>> No.54730010
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>>54729983
MONI is all you need fren

>> No.54730012
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>>54729886
First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim
Bobos when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
We bust on mumu niggaz fucked for life

Grab ya glocks, when you see bobo
Call the cops, when you see bobo, uh
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
Nigga, I hit em' up

>> No.54730013

>>54729966
They didn't stop reporting it. You really are retarded, huh?

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>>54730008
I think you mean stagflation

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>>54730000
I'll check those quad melons

>> No.54730026

>>54729950
Just bought 500 shares at $9.

>> No.54730036
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>>54730010
>Up 450% YTD.

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>>54730019
>RYCEY bros
lmao

>> No.54730042

Pulled my money out of Deutsche, fuck em.

>> No.54730046

>>54730019
You mean DIEING!>>54729912

>> No.54730048

>>54730000
there is really no reason to come back up right now or in the next couple of weeks

>> No.54730055
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Any of you clowns see Peter Lynch on CNBC this morning?

>> No.54730056
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>>54730036
Wonder how many retards are going to fall for this MONI scam again.

>muh crown jewels
>Oh no don't notice 4/5 got delisted. Lol my bad now buy MONI again go- I mean guys

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Sigh... alright. Short signal received. Once more in to the breach.

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Everything is fine just a shakeout to flush down paperhanded longs and then we go up

>> No.54730067

>>54730013
Look at how they changed how they collect it- and yes many countries have stopped reporting all together or now lag 6 months between reports: e.g, Canada.

>> No.54730071
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>>54729595
When does a stock reach zero?
FRC dropped 40% today from $12 to $9.
Let's say tomorrow it loses 40% again from $9 to $5.4
Then again from $5.4 to $3.24
Then $1.9, $1.1, etc
In this example you could have a whole week of 40% drop every day and still be above $1...

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>>54730057

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>>54730066
yes we will go up after we hit October lows

>> No.54730077

>>54730071
Look at PEAR

>> No.54730078

I just want to abduct the biggest media permabull, strap them to a chair and scream at the top of my lungs with a megaphone pointed at their face.
>DUMB NIGGER BULL

Over and over and over and over and over and over. For 10 hours straight, I might even inject crystal meth for the first time to do this.

>> No.54730080

>>54730057
DRAINED

>> No.54730086

>>54727750
>I just cannot fucking believe that people are still trying to make the doomer bear shit happen. Genuinely, the bear case ended in September last year. Now it's just a bunch of faggot retail speculators going short after missing the boat for an entire year. The writing is on the wall, bears will be proven wrong just like every other time. Bunch of reactionary asswipes

what about the bad economic data thats been coming out? what about shitty earnings? i dont see how bears are "reactionary faggots" when they're just observing reality and getting out of equities in favor of cash / money markets / t-bills. seems to me like the bond traders are smarter than the stock market because the yield curve has been inverted for a while now, which has a high % of predicting recessions

>> No.54730098

Is this the big one?

>> No.54730097
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Today is not a good day.

>> No.54730099

>>54730041
Eh, corrupt foreign officials are probably still okay, so there are still people to buy Phantoms.

>> No.54730101

>>54729983
I bought calls on Visa, not gonna shill because I am kind of regretting not doing it right before close

>> No.54730102
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>>54730036
>>54730057
MONI ran over 5,000% last time i brought it here. It's about to do it again. MONI is easy money.

>> No.54730103

Yeah I should have bought SOXS

>> No.54730108
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54730108

apologize

>> No.54730111

why do stocks start fucking trading at the 3rd and 4th decimal places...

>> No.54730113
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What happens tomorrow? Further SOXL dump???

>> No.54730115

UNH puts?

>> No.54730118

Are we approaching the time to buy soxl? I rly liked the dank memes around covid on when to buy SOXL.

>> No.54730122

>>54730101
you made the right choice.

>> No.54730123
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>>54730097

>> No.54730125

buy GCTK

>> No.54730128

>>54730118
zoom out

>> No.54730131

>>54729998
Credit unions don't feel the same pressures to take risks because they're not beholden to shareholders. So maybe they're also switching to credit unions.

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>>54730102
Remember last time you pump and dumped retards on /smg/. Lol. That was pretty funny. Pick some more penny stocks this time. Especially haunted ones like DGTW.

>> No.54730136

>>54729595
Rev up the 0DTE calls!

>> No.54730144
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>>54730132
I said sell dgtw and buy MONI you stupid mong. You just stick with your soxl there big guy.

>> No.54730145

>>54730132
do white women really?

>> No.54730146
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the fire rises

>> No.54730155

MCD is absolutely painting an arches pattern on the chart

>> No.54730159
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>> No.54730161
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>>54730146

>> No.54730170

>>54730145
yes

>> No.54730171
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Just got home: what in the fuck did you guys do?

>> No.54730172
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>>54729777
>Nobody in /smg/ checked these trips
Faggots, the lot of you. Fucking checked.

>> No.54730174
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54730174

>mumu thought this was the start of a new bull market
Bobros now we feast

>> No.54730179
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>> No.54730184

bobo getting euphoric I know wat that means

>> No.54730185

the crash is over

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>>54730172
Thanks, bub

>> No.54730191
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54730191

>gold up
>bitcoin up
Don't trust this dump anons.

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This is fucking nothing. Call me when the VIX rips over 20. The we start riding with Biden.

>> No.54730213

>>54730184
Q1 was the mumu redemption arc. The rest of the year is bobo's revenge

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>>54730098
No this time will be different

>> No.54730217
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>>54730174
mumus were just trolling right? nobody actually bought this fake and gay pumps the last months right?
just a little fun banter on this tibetian monk crochet imageboard r-right?

>> No.54730221

>>54730191
>gold up
Gold is up, urgin' all thugs
Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
A more secure investment
Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter

A COUPLE GALLONS FOR YOUR CUTEST DAUGHTER

>> No.54730223
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Remember that your portfolio should be 40% bonds.

>> No.54730233

>>54730185
No comrade Mumu, it has only begun

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>>54730213
requiem for the mumu dream

>> No.54730252

>>54730223
uh no sweaty it should be 40% SQQQ, the remainder in t bills and money market accounts waiting for the sp500 holocaust to slurp the heckin dipperinos

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I wonder what happened to that anon that was bragging about his $12.60 soxl average lul

>> No.54730268
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FRC about to go under $9. Bidenbros, we did it.

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>>54730223
>mumus were just trolling right?
No, mumus are evil and wanted to suck everyone into their greed cult. Bobo was the good guy trying to save euphoric mumus from their own lustful demise
>Remember that your portfolio should be 40% bonds.
I'm 100% treasury bonds and cash

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I suspect an exceptionally gay EOD pump is incoming.

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I'm so bullish.

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>>54730223
>not just leaving it in your Robinhood brokerage on the ready for you to pull the trigger on a trade on THA DIPPARINO

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54730283

I'm not really a bear, but I freaked the fuck out after bank failures.

>> No.54730286

the crash is over

>> No.54730298

>>54730283
>>54730286
FRC is contained. The fundamentals of our bank economy are strong

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>>54730268

>> No.54730307

>>54730280
>Using robinhood
Tell me you don't have enough capital to be fucking with options without telling me you don't have enough capital to be fucking with options. The absolute fucking state.
>>54730188
Checked again and no problem, King.

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>>54730286
BUDDY, check FRC computer.

>> No.54730315
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just remember. next weeks rate hike is likely the last for a bit. they're likely pausing for the next meeting

>> No.54730318
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>IT'S OV- AAAAAAAAAAACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.54730317
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predict today's market close anons

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>>54730298
Janet pls go.

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>>54730086

Sadly, that is what happens to you, when you disregard the most important variable: money supply. This entire generation of investors has only ever known 'line go up' conditions and they've got no idea it's always been because of the exponential growth of M2.

Well now M2 ain't growing, actually it's shrinking. This is how you get a debt default spiral in a fiat system. People do not understand just how hard the brakes are being slammed. Bullishness under these conditions shows understandable but severe ignorance of the fundamentals.

'Dollar is dying' talk being mainstream is exactly when you should go long dollars because obviously the US is going to throw one last crybaby tantrum and try to cause a DXY spike to crush the world economy, even if it hurts us just as much or more.

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>>54730286
>4 more years!
4 more years!
>4 more years!
4 more years!
>4 more years!
4 more years!
>4 more years!
4 more years!

>> No.54730333

>>54730298
they absolutely are not
>t. banker

>> No.54730336

>>54730307
Robin hood has one of the easiest to use and best options interfaces of any broker. I know GME baggies love to hate but it's not a bad broker at all

>> No.54730338

>>54730317
We go through 3 breaker levels and then some in the last 15 minutes (when breakers are no longer active)

>> No.54730341
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This is it…

>> No.54730340

build a wall at $407 reddit I need to dump again

>> No.54730343

>>54730315
>Only one more booster shot, i-i mean rate hike and we go back to normal!! HAHAHAH!!!

>> No.54730348

>>54730341
has 50 call
will travel

>> No.54730352

>>54730315
Just like there aren't going to be any QT or rate hikes until late 2023 at earliest, am i rite?

>> No.54730353

>>54730341
Shill me on this

>> No.54730360
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>>54730325
>People do not understand just how hard the brakes are being slammed
this, they fucking unplugged the printer a few months back the chart on it is sickening.

>> No.54730366

I'm gay and I ONLY trade NASDAQ futures. Will I make it?

>> No.54730369

>>54730213

The Bobo strikes back

>> No.54730370

>>54730145
You thought we were just memeing?

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>>54730325
>We haven't even had a year of rates above 1%
rofl mr market is a crazy son of a bitch.

>> No.54730375

>>54730353
he bought a shit ton of hasboro $50 calls

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>>54730315
historically (like literally every single time) the market drops the most after rate pause
we are far from done

>> No.54730383

Should I get Microsoft puts ?

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>>54730317
Close to zero change from open.

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MINUS 1.4% BREACHED

>> No.54730393

>>54730375
But it's at 51?

>> No.54730402

>>54730379
is this the new bobo cope?

>> No.54730411

>tfw gonna end the day green on my Amazon short etf
Time to load up on SQQQ and SOXS

>> No.54730413

How long until we break 4k?

>> No.54730416

>>54730402
i know you're mad mumutard-sama but it'll be OK
your bags will break even in a half decade or so, don't worry

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>>54730383
Oh shit I forgot about their earnings.

>> No.54730421

>>54730336
Robinhood is easy to use sure, and gives you tons of options to invest your money, but they are still scumbags. I tried to cash out a couple hundred dollars last year to get my wondshield fixed and they fucking withheld 40% for taxes because I didnt sign some bullshit that they never sent to me to sign in the first place. They refused to give it back.

>> No.54730422

>>54730413
Tomorrow

>> No.54730423

>>54730393
depends on his average. the stock has to be above his breakeven for him to profit. then you have IV and theta to worry about.

IV decreasing decreases the value of the contracts and theta decreases the value of them every day.

>> No.54730424

>>54730353
Hasbro makes up 70% of their profits from magic the gathering and dnd. Despite Bank of America saying magic is doomed because of their shitty 30th anniversary release but it blew over, 2 good sets came out and paypigs are back to their ways. Dnd on the other hand had a movie release which did beneath expectations but will probably stimulate renewed interest in it.

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>>54730402
Da fuq do you think higher for longer part means? Cuts don’t happen until something (((breaks))) and for them to cut right now we would be looking a several days of circuit breakers for a cut...

>> No.54730439

This is the big one. Contagion is here.

>> No.54730445

>>54730424
I thought they sold gummy bears

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>>54730433

>> No.54730448

>>54730101
Based and Visapilled

>> No.54730454

it's over (the crash)

>> No.54730459

>>54730447
the bulltards are pissy today lol
cope n seethe my friend
cope n seeeeeethe

>> No.54730461

>>54730445
no hasboro is a toy company. haribo sells gummy bears

>> No.54730464

What's the difference between credit and debit options on IBKRs option wizard?
I have no idea what I'm doing but the magic tables have revealed a good strangle strategy.

>> No.54730470

>>54729983
Finna ride AMZD straight to 30

>> No.54730471

>>54730464
dumbfuck

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>>54730447
>>54730454
>it's over (the crash)

>> No.54730485

>all these mumus lashing out suddenly claiming the crash is done crashing

The sooner you relax your hole and take all of my dick the sooner we can get this over with.

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>>54730145
>do white women really?
Kek who's going to tell him

>> No.54730493

Why is AMZN dumping? Why is fucking everything tanking so hard today bros? I'm too lazy to google that shit.

>> No.54730494
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The chickens have come home to roost

>> No.54730496

Lowest breadth in history.
Smart money vs dumb money indicator at max idiocy.
Banks failing, recession indicators going off, which is when stocks are most exposed.

January retest is now, don't say you weren't warned.

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>>54730445
Yeah, these fuckers got me on BBW when it was really build a bear.

>> No.54730501

You know what? I'm just never gonna sell. What's the market gonna do, go to zero?

>> No.54730503

Im fucking up man, Im not holding long enough. I bought SOXL in the 15's and 16's, I bought SPXS weeks ago. I sold them too early. This time, this time I swear, Im buying SPXS and holding with a target of SPY under 390.

>> No.54730507
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I warned you guys last week and you didn't listen...

Too BAD!

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>>54730097
Oh it's not that bad anon

>> No.54730512

>>54730421
did you sell stock and try to cash out before the 3day settlement? that is normal for any broker. Ive never had issue sending thousands back and forth from my bank account

>> No.54730515
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>SPY

>> No.54730518
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>>54730501

>> No.54730520
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>>54730501
Yes. And then some.

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>>54730503
>I bought SOXL in the 15's and 16's
What method are you going to use to cut your dick off?

>> No.54730525

https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed

greedy bastards dumping the market

>> No.54730527

>>54730521
ooops I meant SOXS

>> No.54730533

You never say anything useful and your never right to begin with. Shut the fuck up faggot

>> No.54730534

How come every time I buy the market dumps I have never made a positive trade in my life

>> No.54730539

>>54730111
Easy so that market makers can jump in front of your order by 0.001 cent and front run you

>> No.54730540

the crash is over we are done now

>> No.54730546

>>54729595
ITS FUCKING OVER SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.54730547

>>54730494
>The chickens have come home to roost
It's them, they came home to roost y'all
And watched them transform the game to the rules of fooseball

>> No.54730550

>>54730012
should be
>First off, fuck your bitch and the calls you made
>short side when we ride come equipped with game

>> No.54730553

>>54730534
Because you are too scared to buy when the market is dumping and vice versa.

>> No.54730554
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54730554

Mumus took the bait and got hooked

>> No.54730556
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HOW MUCH YOU DOWN

>> No.54730561
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Bullbros what the fuck…

>> No.54730564
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>>54730501

>> No.54730571

>>54730534
Literally just buy more now. Then buy more tomorrow. Then buy more Thursday.
Then sell next week

>> No.54730573

girls fucking dogs is hot idc who you are

>> No.54730576
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ONLY
NINE
OF THA
ROBINHOOD
TOP
100
ARE
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
NNNNN
NNN
N

>> No.54730586
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>>54730540
The absolute state of you damage controlling glownigger shills. Remember, YOU caused a second great depression by interfering the in the 2020 election to install a retard president. YOU are responsible for this.

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>>54730494
It wasn't the tigers, but the chickens all along.

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>>54730576
United States Investing Championship Stock Division. First Quarter results.

>> No.54730599

NVDA holding in there. I knew their AI was the future.

>> No.54730601
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>>54730550
Fire

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>>54729909

i bought soxl yesterday. with leverage. im not having a good day today

>> No.54730604

>>54730586
the crash is over retard

>> No.54730609
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VIX JUST HIT CIRCUIT BREAKER
>VIX JUST HIT CIRCUIT BREAKER
VIX JUST HIT CIRCUIT BREAKER
>VIX JUST HIT CIRCUIT BREAKER
VIX HALTED
VIX HALTED
VIX HALTED
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaa

>> No.54730610
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54730610

What did the gold miners mean by this?

>> No.54730615

Why the fuck would you buy Hasbro calls and not shares? They pay a great dividend AND the equity has room to go 40%-50% up in the near term.

>> No.54730619

Stop saying the crash is over.

>> No.54730622

whats your price target for SPY in two more weeks?

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>>54730600
>i bought soxl yesterday
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAH YOU FELL FOR THE L*M MEME. YOU GOT SWINDLED BY THE SOXL_shill. WHO BUYS SOXL IN 2023?!

>> No.54730632

>>54730604
You destroyed the American economy by interfering in the 2020 election. Own it.

>> No.54730633

the crash is over

>> No.54730644

>>54730610
Fuck me with a chainsaw I sold the support havent I

>> No.54730645

>>54730622
I will start slurping around 350-370 SPY
I'm guessing it hits 320 this year

>> No.54730650

the crash hasn't even begun

>> No.54730651

>>54730633
Great Depression 2, brought to you by your friends at the FBI.

>> No.54730655

>>54730534
Because you are ruled by fear. Fear of missing out and fear of loss. Let go of your fear and you will get the gains you seek

>> No.54730656
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the crash is all in your mind

>> No.54730658

>>54730534
buy low and sell high

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>>54730333
>>54729777
Check these trips, Mumu. Your fate is sealed.

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>>54730597
The Robinhood top 100 is stocks held, which covers pretty much all of the "biggest tickers". Anyone who uses the best brokerage on earth knows this.

>> No.54730673

>>54730610
What did gold mean by going parabolic?

>> No.54730677

>>54730644
join the club

>> No.54730679

>>54730433
How the fuck is the stock of Thomson Reuters so high? FY 2022 wasn't even that much better than FY 2021. On what hope is this bullshit climbing?

>> No.54730680

>>54730534
you were supposed to BUY BUY BUY BUY
not just buy.

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>>54730631
just.. okay

i thought it would be cool and awesome

>> No.54730690

>we were right that bank collapses weren't over
Based

>> No.54730692

>>54730512
I had over a thousand in cash that wasnt invested in anything at the time, and hadnt sold any stocks recently.

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I fucking wish I pulled the trigger but I don't know how options work and I was scared...

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https://www.larazon.es/economia/20221116/ve74d37svjhx5etwnbhpbgrzum.html
https://www.lanacion.com.ar/economia/dolar/dolar-hoy-dolar-blue-hoy-a-cuanto-cotiza-este-martes-25-de-abril-nid25042023/

Argentina is so fucked

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AAAAA MY FUNDS ARENT SETTLED I NEED TO BUY SPXS NOW AAAAAA

>> No.54730705

>>54730622
>2 weeks
390 but we going lower.

>> No.54730709

The amount of momentum this drop has should cause every bull to quake in terror. The market cannot get a grip on any level. Every time it grabs a price, it slips 10x the amount to the downside. This is not just the market falling, this is the market becoming death itself.

>> No.54730714

generational bull trap has been triggered
sub 2500 S&P incoming

>> No.54730726

>>54730709
buy dips, easy money.

>> No.54730728

just checked in from this morning, wtf happened to spike VIX to 20%??

NEWS?????????

>> No.54730731

>>54730709
Bears are so dramatic, this is simply a discount day for those in the know to buy up after hours.

>> No.54730735

>>54730726
>buy the dip
>it keeps dipping
do you see the fault in your logic retard?

>> No.54730734

my indicators are telling me that the crash is over

>> No.54730737

Sold new puts and closed a few calls. Thanks for the entry, Bobo.

>> No.54730740

>>54730728
News come after the fact because institutional traders get the news a whole day minimum before it's allowed to be broadcasted to retail.

>> No.54730741

holy fuck my vix calls are PRINTING

>> No.54730742

>>54730705
If we go sub 380 it’s unironically over

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>>54730726
yea (pffft), buy the dip man (heh ahha) the bullrun is right...HAHAH...right...HAHAHA...RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.54730746

>>54730699
Again? How do they do it?

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>>54730699
I’m more surprised they limped along for all this time.

Anyway, are they going into Venezuela mode? World Cup riots X 10 or will they just take it in the ass like the socialist cucks they’ve been since gaining independence from Spain?

>> No.54730756

>>54730728
It turns out no one wanted to sell puts for zero dollars.
Lack of put sellers tanked the markets.
IV spiked.
Now put sellers are back in town.

>> No.54730772

>>54730697
you do realize one contract is x100 what the price is right?

i.e. that $1.4 is $140

>> No.54730779

>>54730735
Well I'm not a low IQ degen /biz/let who dumps all of my equity into one position. Dip buying has been fine thus far.

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>>54730680
BUY BUY BUY BUY?!

>> No.54730790

>>54730779
except it hasnt, thanks for playing kid

>> No.54730798

>>54730772
I don't realize anything that's why I didn't trade it because I don't know how it works all I know is that the premium was 1.40 and now it's 5.20

>> No.54730809

>>54730790
learn to trade, faggot.

>> No.54730814

UPS down 10% in a day, wtf

>> No.54730820

>>54730809
I do and I dont make retard decisions like you do

>> No.54730825

>>54730798
kek would have been 13,300 profit if you closed at 5.80

>> No.54730830

>>54730820
just bought 7 nasdaq contracts up 27 points.

>> No.54730834

>>54730814
And that's a good thing. Things are better than ever!

>> No.54730835

>>54730830
No you didnt

>> No.54730840

>>54730798
>I don't know how it works
Neither does anyone else. Especially the guys that say they do.

>> No.54730841

*That* was your bounce, BAKA?!

>> No.54730843

>>54730798
so you would have made a few $100 if you bought one.

>> No.54730848

>>54730132
And youre telling me he didnt report it? Find it kinda hard to believe

>> No.54730853

>>54730834
Everything is on sale, right?

>> No.54730854

>>54730843
I was planning on buying 35 contracts

>> No.54730863

>>54730848
he joined in

>> No.54730871

WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION BEFORE THE NEXT RATE HIKE (they wont stop)

>WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
>WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
>WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
>WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
>WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
>WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION
WE FULL BOBO CONTAGION

>> No.54730873

>>54730854
You wanted to put $40k in something you don't understand (which, by the way, you would have market sold instead of limit sold, resulting in losing at least $20k even though the last ask/bid average would have been about $5 per contract)?

>> No.54730874

yo

>> No.54730877

Baker was leveraged long, 100% SOXL

>> No.54730879

buy GCTK

>> No.54730880

core PCE being sticky on Friday would create complete devastation. one can hope

>> No.54730884

Someone better bake or AOC will be in the next OP

>> No.54730890

Why was /smg/ halted?

>> No.54730892

>>54730880
dont under estimate the clown market.

>> No.54730902

>>54730884
I'd like to be in AOC, if you know what I mean.

>> No.54730906

>>54730873
>market sold instead of limit sold
Never market order. Ever. Always limit order

>> No.54730905

>>54730873
How is 1.40 x 100 x 35 40k
Also what

>> No.54730933

>>54730880
If it's bad but not as bad as they thought it's heckin bullish

>> No.54730936

>>54730884
MMM gimme those horchata milkers.

>> No.54730938

>>54730877
might have gotten a GRINDR match nootification

>> No.54730939

We still holding wwe?

>> No.54730941

>>54730906
It's a liquidity thing. If you market order a low liquidity asset, you're asking to be instantly destroyed. But that's never going to be a problem during regular market hours while trading SPY or something (well, unless you're (((trading))).

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>>54730835
>seething poorfag

>> No.54730958

>>54730938
33% GRND, 33% SIGA, 33% BUD

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WERE RUNNING OUT OF POSTS

>> No.54730968

fuck it
BAKING

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I don’t know how much longer this bread will hold up

>> No.54730971

>>54730964
posts on page 10 are over four hours old

>> No.54730988

>>54730939
I did at around 105, kind of regret it but I'm not beating myself up over it. I had bags from before the rumors of a sell even happened.
I think long term it should stabilize at ~90ish if things stay the way they are and there isn't a wrestling or mma boom

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Shit and Piss 500 to 1850.

>> No.54730998

haven't been keeping up with daily happenings, what triggered this megacrash? i'm slurping more SOXL by the way

>> No.54731002

>>54730958
HOMO eft when?

>> No.54731006

NEW
>>54730999
>>54730999
>>54730999

>> No.54731008

Looks like we SHOULD have shorted a dull market.

>> No.54731007

>>54730998
Liquidity drawdown, atrocious UPS and FRC price action.

>> No.54731012

>>54730998
Someone leaked google earnings

>> No.54731014

25bps hike is 76% chance down from 90% yesterday

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>>54730941
>low liquidity
I try to avoid those poopy markets altogether. Although I may start selling a single UPRO contract and take assignment or roll if necessary. I don't think I want to be going long UPRO contracts though.

>> No.54731023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE2RH89r3YM

why so quite?>>54729948

>> No.54731175

>>54731014
Pivotards never learn.

>> No.54731325

>>54729983
They will all eat poop for an 8ball of coke.

>> No.54731342

>>54729996
About August is my guess.

>> No.54731436

>>54730055
Thanks, fren. Watching him now.

>> No.54731461

>>54730564
Is Buy Man feeling OK?