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54750327 No.54750327 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is wrong with Coinbase?

>> No.54750354

an early adopter, i kneel

>> No.54750393

>>54750327
This nigga was in crypto when Jesus popped out of tha womb. The original original gansta.

>> No.54750400

>>54750327
What was Rome like? Do you miss Augustus?

>> No.54750426

>>54750327
That's not what their emails look like, dumb shit.

>> No.54750478

>>54750393
>he had every Bitcoin
>but he tethered

>> No.54750499

>>54750327
>He has only been in crypto since August Cesar broke the Senate and became Emperor.
lmao fucking newfag. I was buying since the Sulla reforms.

>> No.54750534

>>54750327
I used GDAX. Get on my level newfags.

>> No.54750549

>>54750327
>he was so close to buying a Jesus penny
god damnit, OP

>> No.54750578
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54750578

>>54750426
I made a BTC purchase earlier today. They sent me two emails, the first was a correct confirmation. Hours later I got this second one.

>> No.54750604

>>54750327
anyone know the reporting rules? I want to sell and cash out five figures, that will trigger an automatic notice to the irs including the on chain wallet right? I'm sure they know everything, but I still don't want it written down and sent to them. Can I just shuffle it around first?

>> No.54750637
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>>54750578
>uses outlook for a gmail address
>has two separate windows of 4chan open
nigger what are you even doing

>> No.54750651

>>54750604
I'm from the UK and I have been sent an email twice a year in '18, '19, '20, '21 and '22 that my details and entire trade history has been sent to the HMRS (His Majesty's Revenue Service, our IRS). It's automatic if you do more than a few thousand, I think 6k, in trades.

>> No.54750669

>>54750637
Nice peepee. I use Outlook because I don't like having to sign in on a web browser. I use Brave but because I have a million security widgets running on it if I want to do anything that involves Java, scripts, or uploading images to 4chins then I open up Firefox real quick to do that.

>> No.54750679

>>54750651
I realize I can't cash out without them knowing or wanting a cut. I really just don't want an automatic notice with my main wallet on it.

>> No.54750697

>>54750669
>t.zoomer

>> No.54750723

>>54750679
You don't really have a choice if you use Coinbase in any significant way. They're terrified of government. They hand over every single detail without needing to be asked. If you are planning on not paying taxes it's already over. You best just hope you fly under the radar. I never paid taxes for '19 and '20 yet kek. I can't afford to now, I am literally hoping they don't come for me until I can make enough in the next run to pay it off. The emails are like being stabbed in the stomach every time kek.
Good luck.

>> No.54750730

>>54750697
Way off

>> No.54750767

>>54750327
>A fucking Roman posting on /biz/
From where in the Roman Empire do you hail from?

>> No.54750788

>>54750697
>>54750730
lol no thats boomer shit all day. you should ask clippy for help, anon

>> No.54750797

>>54750788
tfw no Clippy in OpenOffice

>> No.54750816

>>54750723
I just want to know what's reported. I fully intend to report and pay my taxes to the best of my understanding. Sounds like i have the same idea as you.
As grey as the business side is, I think it'd behoove a CEX to be more upfront and transparent about taxes. Like, have they sent the feds info about my on chain activity? This shit is entrapment. Best of luck to you too, nigel

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>>54750669
eh fair enough
securitymaxxing is not a bad idea in this day and age

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54750970

> not your keys not your wallet
> get your shit off coinbase, retard

>> No.54752200

>>54750578
remember the time traveling chart with the loop in the price?
the 2028 screenshots?
OP's post is just the beginning.

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>>54750327
don't know
never used it
i'm a DexTools fag bc their gas fees are sick low and i can play with shitcoins there
best swap ever imo