/smg/ Bobo Hopium market

[Anonymous No.54777035]

Yeah I need all the hopium I can get right now..

This market is scaring me into selling my puts.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

Previous
>>54774985

[Anonymous No.54777054]

All in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54777056]

>He doesn’t own Latin American airport operators

[Anonymous No.54777063]

Give me ONE reason not to capitulate into bull mode.

[Anonymous No.54777062]

>>54777035
>>54777035
>>54777035
spx 4k 5/5/2023

[Anonymous No.54777065]

i'm beginning to think i'm not cut out for this

[Anonymous No.54777076]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54777083]

>>54777076
No I sold mine today for a profit. Idk what to do next

[Anonymous No.54777089]

>>54777063
what will you buy? that pause you just experienced trying to answer is your reason

[Anonymous No.54777093]

>>54777076
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54777106]

im starving myself this weekend to gather qi. My stocks will be in the green in two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.54777105]

>>54777089
Physical UPRO

[Anonymous No.54777116]

>>54777083
Holidays

[Anonymous No.54777119]

>>54777076
i hate looking at this whores face every day, im filtering it.

[Anonymous No.54777126]

>>54777106
>qi
Quantitative Insanity?

[Anonymous No.54777135]

>>54777106
based

[Anonymous No.54777142]

>>54777126
no, Qi (pronounced chi). its your inner power that lets you manipulate reality to your will.

[Anonymous No.54777147]

ANOTHER WEEK OF BOBO BEING WRONG

TWO MORE WEEKS TILL BOBOS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.54777151]

>>54777142
that's The Force

[Anonymous No.54777157]

>>54777142
Like walking down the street?

[Anonymous No.54777162]

>Sticky CPI
>Hot labor market
>Tight lending conditions

[Anonymous No.54777191]

>>54777157
No, you harness the energy of the universe that connects us all and through sheer willpower of the mind you can cause atoms to move such as the electricity in peoples brains that cause them to make decisions. i am tapping directly into the minds of wall street traders to give them the idea to sell off the market after FOMC

[Anonymous No.54777196]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54777213]

>>54777196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

[Anonymous No.54777235]

Talking with a latina from a dating app. Was on a 2 hour call with me last night. She called me autistic. She says that I have the behavior of an autistic person. Pic related. Lol.

Bx = behavior btw, a clinical term. she works in behavioral psych

[Anonymous No.54777244]

If i ever actually put my penis inside this woman, I will not be able to stop laughin. Lol. She thinks im mega autistic.

[Anonymous No.54777258]

>>54777244
>social queues

[Anonymous No.54777259]

>>54777093
>>54777035
based mcclellan admirer

[Anonymous No.54777264]

>>54777191
That's the plot of "The Secret". How can i harness it? I don't want to starve all weekend.

[Anonymous No.54777285]

>>54777063
TOP
SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.54777289]

>>54777264
>The Secret
i remember that shit. my wife's uncle was always talking about it. then he stole half a million from her trust fund and last i knew was living on the street sucking dick for drugs

[Anonymous No.54777291]

>>54777191
What if everyone wants to beat the rush and sells before FOMC?

[Anonymous No.54777310]

>FRC just collapsed
>"Heh, better put your entire life savings into the market, fellow retail investors."
This government is so corrupt.

[Anonymous No.54777315]

>>54777291
guaranteed to be a thus "contingent"

[Anonymous No.54777317]

>>54777315
>guaranteed to be a thus "contingent"

[Anonymous No.54777341]

>>54777317
there shall surely be a contingent thusly oriented

[Anonymous No.54777354]

>>54777341
lol imagine if she got sucked into it and ground into a meat shake

[Anonymous No.54777371]

VIX computer

[Anonymous No.54777376]

>>54777354
long beat you to that
Bing does not seem to grasp
"in the woodchipper sense"
being appended onto
"women in jet engines"

[Anonymous No.54777384]

i just bought some index funds today, how long until i become rich?

[Anonymous No.54777390]

>>54777384
20 years until you break even

[Anonymous No.54777410]

>>54777235
>>54777244
Try to get on disability for your autism and choice of hogs.

[Anonymous No.54777416]

>>54777076
I did something.

[Anonymous No.54777425]

>>54777354
New engine required. Bullish for RYCEY, GE, and HON.

>>54777371
Remember that everything can go to 0. Everything.

[Anonymous No.54777433]

Nasdaq futures @13328

Its over for Bears

[Anonymous No.54777435]

There better be fucking televised trials for all these DHS and FBI agents that financially ruined the lives of thousands of people by telling them to buy the top when they knew the market would crash.

[Anonymous No.54777450]

Bear bros i capitulate the nvda at 300.

[Anonymous No.54777451]

>>54777235
tell that bitch
that I said
for her
to fuck right the fuck on of with all of that "social cues" bullshit. who in the fuck would ever concern themselves with "social cues" as if there are prescribed, narrow, automatic, expected reactions to given stimuli? also, please tell the retarded fuckin' bitch that "queues" are lines that you wait in, and that's probably exactly what there is in front of her gapping, flapping fuckin' roast beef.

[Anonymous No.54777463]

>>54777054
10% SQQQ
15% STIP
5% VNQ
10% JNK
35% JEPI
5% Cash
10% BOIL
10% random shit that I will sell Monday if we are green

My portfolio could heem every tech tranny and options degenerate in this thread

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54777472]

>>54777463
good for you, sweatie.
stay poor.

[Anonymous No.54777488]

>>54777463
I like this port

[Anonymous No.54777510]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54777511]

>>54777054
Only so I can break even by averaging down

[Anonymous No.54777521]

my timeline is half bulls, and bears now, I'm hoping we get a slow crab down next week.

[Anonymous No.54777575]

crab more like crabs
(sex)

[Anonymous No.54777613]

Bull bros..... Why can't we stop winning?

[Anonymous No.54777633]

>LCI now OTC
Another old /smg/ turd bites the dust.
>CWSFF
How that is still trading is crazy to me
>AMRS
THE TSLA OF YEAST
Starting to run out of /smg/ turds on my turd watchlist. Any new obvious garbage fires?

[Anonymous No.54777663]

>>54777106
Rippen

[Anonymous No.54777687]

>>54777613
Jerome will save us at FOMC. I am sure of it. Watch out below mumu.

[Anonymous No.54777713]

>>54777463
that looks like more clutter than a pajeets airdrop hunt wallet

[Anonymous No.54777768]

>me

[Anonymous No.54777772]

raise may
raise june
pause july
?????
cut march 2024

[Anonymous No.54777803]

>>54777772
So close but
>No Hike
>No Hike
>No Hike
>No Hike

[Anonymous No.54777844]

Weeeeeeeeeew. FRC bled today. Any Bobos who shorted that and are now rich?

[Anonymous No.54777856]

>>54777803
if jpow announced he wasnt hiking next week that would actually be good news for bears.

[Anonymous No.54777857]

>>54777803
I bet you won't short the hike futures.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54777863]

>>54777844
I think they’d only be rich if they actually closed the short before delisting (which I’d assume will happen prior to monday open)

[Anonymous No.54777879]

>>54777856
I agree because it would be forced and not chosen. But they have a good track record of never going against the futures.

[Anonymous No.54777885]

>>54777863
Can’t imagine it delists before bbby, I’m sure they’ll have a chance Monday to cash in.

[Anonymous No.54777905]

[Anonymous No.54777918]

>>54777905
Based Cramer doing the needful.

[Anonymous No.54777926]

>>54777905
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.54777972]

>>54777905
i-its... over....

[Anonymous No.54777980]

>>54777772
We won't need to cut, market clearly pumps anyways

[Anonymous No.54777992]

Jesus christ they really cheaped out on the "meme" aspect. Like if 900 Million in funding only get you poorly copied /pol/ memes from 8 years ago

[Anonymous No.54778005]

Is it worth fucking with bots on the chance it's a actual human?

[Anonymous No.54778015]

>>54778005
ask this guy >>54777992 he chats with bots every day

[Anonymous No.54778018]

>>54777905
I guess this is going to be worse than 2008 then….

[Anonymous No.54778024]

>>54778005
shid i redacted it wrong

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54778027]

>>54777905
goddammit, cramer

[Anonymous No.54778034]

>>54778005
900 Million in public funding and all you get is pajeets and discord chatters

[Anonymous No.54778039]

>>54777905
cramer isnt always wrong though

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54778046]

>>54778024
>we’re hitting based levels that shouldn’t even be possible

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54778057]

>>54778039
>le pedantic r*dditor has entered the chat
WE DONT TAKE KINDLY TO NIGGERS AND TRANNIES HERE

[Anonymous No.54778089]

>yields

[Anonymous No.54778099]

I just checked Jim Cramers early life and it says he is Jewish

[Anonymous No.54778104]

>>54778099

[putsRnotDaWae No.54778141]

Doomer bobo shills lost, but most of them are vatniks who don't actually hold any stocks. The S&P 500 will never be below 4100 ever again, the recession was in 2022.

[Anonymous No.54778147]

>>54777905
we
TOLE
U
PEEEPOLE
NAATAA
GET
INVOOLVED
IN
THAAAAT

[Anonymous No.54778156]

900 Million in public funding...namefags

[Anonymous No.54778158]

>>54778141
>Doomer bobo shills lost
Uh, son, >>54777905
IT'S OVER
it's over

[Anonymous No.54778174]

So much more entertaining than openaigbtusd

[Anonymous No.54778187]

>please stop posting
>please stop talking about the grift
>Here look that is a chat bot
>look
>you talk to chat bot
>sthap talking
900 Million well invested collateral on future generations productivity

[Anonymous No.54778207]

>>54778141
>Doomer bobo shills lost
See you back at $4k

[Anonymous No.54778208]

>>54778187
Ok then subject change, what do you feel about vix1d and $cpce in the past 90 days.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54778222]

>>54778207
>bobos are now using 4000 as a target
You faggots keep moving the goalposts, a year ago bobos kept saying we were going under 3000.

[Anonymous No.54778223]

Personally, I can’t wait until we’re at the ‘anger’ phase

[Anonymous No.54778224]

>>54778208
vix1d seems potentially useful for people doing 0dte butterflies

[Anonymous No.54778228]

how do you prioritize when you have a million things to do and people coming at you from all angles with things they need from you

[Anonymous No.54778229]

>>54778208
that you should consider leaving this board, focus on other platforms and quitely bury the project

[Anonymous No.54778237]

I just bought some Credit Suize shares :)

[Anonymous No.54778241]

>>54778224
Strange it went up so high thursday, were people really fighting that trend so hard?

[Anonymous No.54778243]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54778258]

>>54778241
Thursday was a pretty crazy day, not surprising. Look at the candles all throughout the day. Even today from 0930-1030 or so, huge candles.

[Anonymous No.54778281]

>>54778223
>Personally, I can’t wait

[Anonymous No.54778291]

What stock do I invest in to bring skinny white blonde bimbos with TUMMY back to pop music?

[Anonymous No.54778304]

I got heemed on the fakeout

[Anonymous No.54778329]

>>54778291
elf lulu sg xlh ulta wb

[Anonymous No.54778348]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54778350]

>>54778304
what fakeout
in what way
&
to what degree?

[Anonymous No.54778355]

>>54778291
Best you can do is KPOP. It just pretty closely follows EWY so nothing crazy.

[Anonymous No.54778360]

>>54778348
>Your future

[Anonymous No.54778367]

>>54778360
Idk that reference

[Anonymous No.54778383]

>>54778367
Fargo's first 3 seasons are great. Crimekino. Unfortunately FX (a subsidiary of Disney, ticker: DIS) bungled the 4th season

[Anonymous No.54778384]

HAAAAA!
i heard muh CPU start whirring, which means Robinhood has got some action going on. went to the tab to check, already knowing BOIL and VOO are frozen after 8pm so it has to be BTC, but WTF, here's the green spike out of nowhere, but muh BTC is still down SIX CENTS...WFT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE??????
muh Robinhood 4.4% interest on uninvested cash was moved into muh balance. i knew today was the payout date, but forgot to be expecting it and had no idea what time it would occur.

[Anonymous No.54778392]

damn retard bears got BAITED this week

you love to see it

[Anonymous No.54778403]

>>54778384
yikes

[Anonymous No.54778405]

>>54778392
Laugh it up mumu
this is a marathon, not a sprint..

[Anonymous No.54778416]

>>54778383
Interesting, I'm not much of a shooooow watcher these days.
>What if you're right and they're wrong
You get heemed anyway for being early.

[Anonymous No.54778418]

>>54778403
that's exactly what i said
when your mother
showed me her pussy
and i just went ahead
and gave that bitch
a refund

[Anonymous No.54778420]

>>54778403
Holy shit how did I become such a pathetic piece of shit human

[Anonymous No.54778430]

>>54778416
>You get heemed anyway for being early.
kek. Don't want to spoil things but that pic is from Fargo season 1 and there is indeed heeming.

[Anonymous No.54778451]

>>54778383
Ya it’s pretty good
>>54778405
Based bobros

[Anonymous No.54778478]

Kek, I didn’t know First Retard Bank crashed more after the bell

[Anonymous No.54778482]

>>54778478
>Just buy the dip bro

[Anonymous No.54778485]

>>54778420
you're perfect
>>54778418
nice

[Anonymous No.54778491]

>>54778485
>you're perfect
No, I am worthless. Every day I become more pathetic than the last

[Anonymous No.54778493]

>>54778405
Im not listening to anybody's shitty opinion. Next week will be red.

[Anonymous No.54778496]

I'm coming into a large inheritance soon but I am also retarded and cannot be trusted to wisely invest it (have been on the receiving end of a few p&ds). I don't know what's safe, if anything at all.

[Anonymous No.54778499]

>>54778491
you still wake up though, it's more impressive than some

[Anonymous No.54778500]

>>54778493
Forgot my irl selfie

[Anonymous No.54778516]

>>54778500
Checked, damn it feels good to be a bobo

[Anonymous No.54778520]

give me one good reason why i shouldn't

[Anonymous No.54778525]

>>54778491
satan's demons are telling you that
so stop listening to them.
lrn2 replace negative repetitive inner dialogue with new beneficial content which helps you to find new paths. the old voices keep walking old paths that are not leading you to the good place so you need to silence them and replace them with new voices and walk the new paths.

[Anonymous No.54778527]

>>54778496
>I don't know what's safe, if anything at all

[Anonymous No.54778538]

>>54778478
>>54778482
You know who *is* buying the dip?
>JPMORGAN, PNC BID TO BUY FIRST REPUBLIC BANK: WSJ
>FIRST REPUBLIC BANK SALE WILL HAPPEN AFTER FDIC TAKEOVER: WSJ

[Anonymous No.54778540]

>>54778520
why i oughta

[Anonymous No.54778541]

>>54778496
wait for the S&P to crash after the Fed pivoot and dump it all into VOO

[Anonymous No.54778544]

>>54778538
They probably get some warrants and preferred shares to sweeten the deal, unlike retail plebeians.

[Anonymous No.54778554]

>>54778540
MOOOOOODS this man threatened to kill me

[Anonymous No.54778560]

REEEEEEEEE TACO BELL FORGOT MY CHEESE CUP FOR MY NACHOS!!!!!! SHORT YUM!!!!

[Anonymous No.54778565]

>>54778350
The fake doomp around 11:00. I took profit then scaled back in as it recovered, and then it just kept recovering and I got heemed and took my L by 11:49. It was honestly the heeming I needed to snap out of my old way of martingale thinking. These fuckers know how to get me hooked. It's all priced in. The split second decisions. Whether you get filled or not. It's all priced in already. It's so crazy to think about.

[Anonymous No.54778570]

>>54778520
just because

[Anonymous No.54778585]

>>54778565
man yeah
the jews will jew for sure
i took a pretty decent heeming
from BOIL again
and learned

[Anonymous No.54778599]

>>54778525
I actually grew up about 10 miles from Tay
But yeah, I'm still a fundamentally broken person, beyond hope

[Anonymous No.54778600]

>>54778538
I don’t buy it, nobody wanted SBV or CS because of their bad assets and FRC is the same

[Anonymous No.54778609]

>>54778600
Eh, they can always find a buyer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_bank

The FDIC really does not like to be a baggie in these matters.

[Anonymous No.54778614]

>>54778585
why was he always hanging around Will Robinson?

[Anonymous No.54778618]

>>54778599
that's what i thought for a little while when i had my business rugged by the Great Recession, got divorced, and spent over 1500 nights sleeping on the ground. you have to do what i told you.

[Anonymous No.54778630]

>>54778223
When all hope is lost, that is when miracles happen.

[Anonymous No.54778633]

>>54778614
because he needed someone easy to manipulate, yet he was also genuinely fond, so always had to deal with the dichotomy

[Anonymous No.54778638]

>you boys had your fun, but next week scarlet mommy will paint the markets red

[Anonymous No.54778640]

>>54778570
>>54778618
Why doesn’t she start a family?

[Anonymous No.54778642]

what is the lore on this stock? why did it keep going up for 6 months while all other chink stocks have been shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.54778645]

>>54778640
Cool it with the misogyny or we won't have these threads anymore.

[Anonymous No.54778656]

>>54778640
because it would
ruin
her
figure

[Anonymous No.54778661]

>>54778656
>figure

[Anonymous No.54778667]

>>54778585
>the jews will jew for sure
Cool it with the antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.54778671]

>>54778661

[Anonymous No.54778681]

>>54778671
i spilled so much coom to her in late night TNG reruns in my teens

[Anonymous No.54778688]

>>54778642
its always china stocks that are 2x or more.

[Anonymous No.54778689]

>>54778640
She doesn't swing that way, anon.

[Anonymous No.54778691]

>chase just sent me a private client offer
>get a 3000 dollar bonus when I deposit 500,000 dollars or more

on one hand I feel like they're making fun of me, on the other hand I feel like a real liquidity crisis might come to pass

[Anonymous No.54778699]

>>54778681
>reruns

[Anonymous No.54778701]

>>54778618
Yeah, but I don't have it in me to improve myself or turn my life around.

[Anonymous No.54778702]

Bulltards does this look like a bullish chart to you?

[Anonymous No.54778704]

The Wonderland photoshoot was the only time Taylor Swift looked good.

[Anonymous No.54778708]

THE LONG AND
WINDING
ROAD

[Anonymous No.54778711]

>>54778691
Robinhood just had a deal where they would give you $20 for making any deposit and holding a balance for a month.

[Anonymous No.54778717]

>>54778704
Ope meant to attach this collage.

[Anonymous No.54778719]

>>54778711
that's a LOT of spicy mchickens

[Anonymous No.54778722]

I don't own no stocks n shieeeeet

[Anonymous No.54778725]

>>54778702
yes?

[Anonymous No.54778726]

>>54778701
that's just more of the negative repeating inner dialogue that you're allowing to lure you into satan's path

[Anonymous No.54778741]

Good evening baggie shits. Give me a name of a stock you are holding and I will tell you why it is a bag of shit.

[Anonymous No.54778745]

>>54778725
Case Closed.

[Anonymous No.54778752]

>>54778691
Chase doesn't need to offer bonuses because they're a flight to safety because they're a Systematically Important Bank (SIB) and literally aren't allowed to fail.

[Anonymous No.54778760]

>>54778752
chase offers shit tons of bonuses
they're known for some of the most generous savings/checking bonuses in the game

[Anonymous No.54778768]

>>54778702
that is a lot of cash that was sitting on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.54778775]

>>54778752
>aren't allowed to fai
Imagine the smell from the fermented power

[Anonymous No.54778777]

>>54778741
spxs

>>54778745
actually it almost looks like the market creeps up when there are less people buying and then tanks when more people buy. what is interesting is wtf caused so many people to buy in january. an updated char would be nice too because this is 5 months old.

[Anonymous No.54778780]

>>54778760
>they're known for some of the most generous savings/checking bonuses in the game
Is this bait? I make more holding uninvested cash in a Robinhood account.
https://www.chase.com/personal/savings/bank-cd

[Anonymous No.54778787]

>>54778768

[Anonymous No.54778789]

bulls need to wait before capturing 4200 and 4220 or it will backfire on them, last time they broke through the top band it ended badly for them and before that it set the stage for the big drop into the october dip
unironically we need 4000 before any real bull run

[Anonymous No.54778799]

>>54778780
do you even know what a bank bonus is?

[Anonymous No.54778811]

>>54777905
You think Cramer is invested in the anti-cramer etf?

[Anonymous No.54778832]

[Anonymous No.54778842]

>>54778780
>I make more holding uninvested cash in a Robinhood account
BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.54778843]

>>54778717
I agree with your thesis

[Anonymous No.54778844]

>>54777106
They banned standing on the gravitron :(

[Anonymous No.54778850]

>>54778832
sorry looks like its going higher

[Anonymous No.54778852]

>>54778726
Yes, but my internal monologue is narrating what's happening in the physical world, where I am pathetic

[Anonymous No.54778857]

>>54778850
whats the timeframe for each bar?

[Anonymous No.54778859]

>>54778857
1M

[Anonymous No.54778863]

>>54778859

[Anonymous No.54778872]

>>54778852
no shit
that's what I told you
the internal dialogue sets the path
so to change the path
one must change
the dialogue
and it is not
a monologue
https://biblehub.com/ephesians/6-12.htm

[Anonymous No.54778876]

Lanklets rule this general

[Anonymous No.54778889]

>>54778850
>muh lines
>>54778863
have faith
bobobro

[Anonymous No.54778909]

Be wary when everyone is on the same side of the boat

>>54778863
>>54778889

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cs3Pvmmv0E

[Anonymous No.54778910]

>>54778863
hard to show but principally NDXE has some weakness and more potential downside, so the peak could be realized as NDX remains strong in the next couple of months then a real crash. that would line up with next earnings season

[Anonymous No.54778934]

>>54778910
oh shit i need to start training to carry these bags for a couple months.

[Anonymous No.54778954]

>I'm winning if you start counting from this specific date, Bobos btfo
>No I'm winning if you start counting from that cherrypicked date, Mumus btfo
Both of y'all shut the fuck up, the reason why you can both claim """victory""" is called crabbing.

[Anonymous No.54778959]

>>54778789
>4000
try 3000
just look at small caps how shit they behave the whole year
that's all you need to know about muh bull run

[Anonymous No.54778976]

>>54778934
i'm bearish too but there's still a long way to go, at least stay in in case of black swan but we'll all know whether we're really going back up or all the way down by july

[Anonymous No.54778978]

>>54778909
it is hard to determine which side of the boat "everyone" is on anymore. i have an extremely limited understanding of any of this, but i do know that an apparently enormous amount of wealth has supposedly transferred from equities into bonds, yet the equities have continued to relatively climb. what does make some degree of sense to me is that there is an increasing slope of debt tightening, assuredly accompanied by debt defaults, and M2 I think it was is being systematically contracted, and all of the shit is going to increasingly hit earnings reports until some shit starts snapping.

[Anonymous No.54779039]

>>54777056
wat

[Anonymous No.54779066]

>>54778811
What would even happen if he shilled SJIM, that's a paradox waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.54779077]

>>54779066
When Cramer shills SJIM, that will signal the coming of the final and worst /smg/ of all time.

[Anonymous No.54779093]

>>54779077
Thank God. We would finally be free of this place.

[Anonymous No.54779107]

>>54777918
>biancaposting

[Anonymous No.54779116]

NET bros, I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.54779150]

>>54778954
If we don't crash, mumu wins by default.

[Anonymous No.54779163]

buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54779176]

I bought $145 Amzn calls am i gonna be rich?

[Anonymous No.54779214]

>>54779176
How long until expiry

[Anonymous No.54779215]

>>54779163
no

[Anonymous No.54779216]

>>54777035
Quick question. A receivership is typically an interim operation to pay back funds owed.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/receivership.asp
https://investordefenselaw.com/blog/what-does-a-receivership-do-an-investors-guide-to-how-receivers-recover-investment-losses-while-hopefully-avoiding-bankruptcy/

First Republic basically just needs to auction off 100 billion dollars worth of mortgages in order to return to profitability. It feels like in practice receivership isn't so much of a bailout as it is a bankruptcy, but in this case FRC really isn't in trouble if it can just sell these assets off so that it doesn't need short term debt anymore. It's not in significantly more debt than it could ever make good on. Is FRC really dead if it becomes a receivership? it seems like an overreaction for the receiver to kill the bank entirely if they choose to do so. All they really need to do is sell off parts of these assets over time in an orderly manner. A recievership seems to exist in order to AVOID a bankruptcy, but people talk about it as though in practice it's exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.54779218]

>>54779214
May 19th

[Anonymous No.54779230]

>>54779215

[Anonymous No.54779239]

>>54779218
I think you are insane because even if the bull run is back on they are probably not going to 145

[Anonymous No.54779240]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54779245]

>>54779240
She's above the line today
Is that the first time in forever?

[Anonymous No.54779258]

>>54779245
I sometimes put her above the line when I thinks it looks the best, It means little to the actual current rates.


Spreads

[Anonymous No.54779264]

>new era of automated drone warfare and AI taking the majority of jobs and a new financial crisis and a currency crash and a generation of androgynous anti-white anti-male anti-natalists and mandated mRNA shots and toxic food and a digital dollar that decides how you're allowed to spend your good boy points

[Anonymous No.54779278]

>>54779240
>>54779258
nakadashi

[Anonymous No.54779279]

>>54779218
You're telling me that in 3 weeks you believe AMZN will reach its 8 month high? In 3 weeks?

[Anonymous No.54779285]

>>54779216
FDIC receivership is special because bank runs drain more and more deposits, forcing more and more panic selling of those securities. It's a self-reinforcing cycle and one that impacts the broader financial system, unlike traditional receiverships.

Just consider if FRC has $200b in deposits to pay out but can only ultimately raise $150b through firesales, that both destroys the mortgage market and leaves a $50b hole covered by uninsured depositors, taxpayers, or both.

[Anonymous No.54779289]

>>54779240

[Anonymous No.54779291]

They're starting to catch on now

[Anonymous No.54779313]

What was that China etf again?
The chief of staff of the US Army has grounded all Army aviators not involved in critical missions following two recent helicopter crashes that left 12 soldiers dead.

>The order from Army Chief of Staff James McConville grounds the aviators “until they complete the required training,” according to the Army.

>“The safety of our aviators is our top priority, and this stand down is an important step to make certain we are doing everything possible to prevent accidents and protect our personnel,” McConville said in a statement.

>Army pilots, at McConville’s direction, “will focus on safety and training protocols to ensure our pilots and crews have the knowledge, training and awareness to safely complete their assigned mission.”

[Anonymous No.54779350]

guyz im falling for the small cap value memes

[Anonymous No.54779352]

How are my /smg/ frens doing tonight?

[Anonymous No.54779389]

UUUU bros, we’re so back

[Anonymous No.54779401]

>>54779389
Do I sell Monday or are we breaking out?

[Anonymous No.54779405]

>>54779352
>Be fat
>Have no tits

How?

[Anonymous No.54779424]

>>54779405
Because that's a dude

[Anonymous No.54779449]

>>54779352
breddy ok
relatively speakin'
&
all thangs considered.
i got me
a few more
of them cryptos
like what
u
kids are into these days.
i don't know which ones i needed
but a while back
i did some
ROBINHOOD
learnin' modules
that talked about
these ones.
i might
have gotten
somma dat
chainlink
were it not for the fact that i have occasionally seen mention on the main /biz/ board
which i rarely venture out into
that it might be owned
&
operated
by a gay
russian
scamming
faggot
or something to that effect, so i just figured "nah"
even tho it has a breddy cool name.
i have myself
a little
empire now and will soon be able to own very expensive things
but am not going to
because i am
a
minimalist

how r u, fren?

[Anonymous No.54779484]

>>54779401
>fed meeting
>they raise 0.25% for some reason
>fake and gay pump that lasts for 1 day
>back to the crab world
that's my opinion and it's worth nothing

[Anonymous No.54779487]

>>54779401
Sell? Oh my sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.54779516]

>>54779352
see
>>54779264

[Anonymous No.54779537]

>>54779264
HOLY FUCK I LOVE SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.54779541]

>>54779279
>>54779239
Stranger things have happened

[Anonymous No.54779553]

>>54779285
>Just consider if FRC has $200b in deposits to pay out but can only ultimately raise $150b through firesales, that both destroys the mortgage market and leaves a $50b hole covered by uninsured depositors, taxpayers, or both.

That seems to be exactly what the fdic does though. It holds a big auction and then just taxes the entire banking sector if it comes up as a loss. It would make more sense to just host the auction on the 100 billion dollars in assets FRC doesn't want than to action all 200 and put the bank out of business.

[Anonymous No.54779564]

>markets

[Anonymous No.54779571]

>>54779537
I fucking hate the vaxxie cult

[Anonymous No.54779576]

>>54779564
that might be
breddy gud
fr fr no
cap

[Anonymous No.54779585]

>>54779553
There's a difference between a company negotiating a private placement for shares vs just dooomping on the open market. Same deal with the FDIC shopping around bank assets.

[Anonymous No.54779658]

>>54779541
I will remember you on May 19 anon

[Anonymous No.54779671]

Would /biz/ buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.54779674]

>>54777035
Anyone have any good earnings play for next week?

[Anonymous No.54779737]

Dividend received 4/28/23 - $43 | QQQ

HELL YA BIG BUCKS COMING IN

[Anonymous No.54779745]

>>54779658
It only cost me $10 dollars. Imagine if it does pump, I'll be mega rich.

[Anonymous No.54779777]

how is it possible that I'm still seeing euphoric mumus

[Anonymous No.54779783]

>>54777035
Why do mumu's not heed the bobo's warnings? You see green days since suisse fell, but overall the market is failing. Hopium can't fix the last 3 years. The market is in controlled demolition mode, you mumus and bobos need to understand this is a steadily decreasing bobo market for at least 2 years.

[Anonymous No.54779785]

>>54779674
FRC. earnings are gonna be lit

[Anonymous No.54779788]

>>54779777
Because you are a rational person that knows someone born with a penis is a male and a person born with a vagina is a female.

[Anonymous No.54779791]

>>54779745
you're poorthinking
think of the amount of money you require to sustain yourself indefinitely with an annual withdrawal rate:
withdrawalRate*amountOfMoney
now divide that amount of money with your current amount of money and multiply that by those 10 bucks
amountOfMoney/currentMoney*10
how much did you really lose anon?

[Anonymous No.54779804]

how frequent is too frequent for dental cleanings to where it will look obvious that i'm just coming in to have the hygienist rest her boobs on me?

[Anonymous No.54779824]

>>54779804
You can buy a tooth cleaning kit for $5 and pick plaque from your own teeth for free. Dentistry is a bullshit industry.

[Anonymous No.54779856]

Do people not realize the government is pumping the market before FOMC?

[Anonymous No.54779882]

>>54779856
Everyone is invested in like 10 companies, recipe for disaster because those companies aren't producing anything of value that everyone doesn't already have. It's kinda hilarious how stupid people are thinking that if it crashes they can still get out at the rugpull.

[Anonymous No.54779923]

The two most brutal blackpills of modern finance.
>Yes, there WILL be a major financial collapse in the next 2 years.
>No, you will NOT become rich and you WILL lose money with everyone else.

Even permabobo tards cannot handle this sadly.

[Anonymous No.54779970]

>>54779824
He just wants to have fleeting contact with some dentist boobs, anon.

[Anonymous No.54779991]

kek the house of cards has to fail, I'm buying bonds dirt cheap. Coinfags are gonna seethe.

[Anonymous No.54780017]

>>54779791
That was a lot of words you typed, too bad Im not gonna read em.

[Anonymous No.54780018]

>>54779923
He doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.54780026]

How do I not blow my brains out in these market conditions?

[Anonymous No.54780033]

>>54780026
Jump off a tall building like a real investor.

[Anonymous No.54780043]

>>54780026
nothing wrong with being cashgang and/or harvesting theta

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780045]

Schizo bobo, reveal yourself you massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.54780059]

>>54780045
You are the worst

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780062]

>>54780059
Sorry the market isn't crashing bobo, facts don't care about your feelings. We are in a bull market and will hit 5000 by June.

[Anonymous No.54780064]

the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54780079]

>>54780045
>noticing that continual cataclysmic events that have been happening for the last couple of months haven't tanked the market as they normanally would makes you a schizo
You are in for a life lesson, I am just surprised at how long they are dragging out the necessary market correction. You should put your money into apple, microsoft, and nvidia as fast as you can.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780088]

>>54780079
The market is never going below 4100 ever again, you're a loser and you'll always be a loser.

[Anonymous No.54780089]

Gov is gonna extend credit guarantee to commercial debt too. Otherwise FRC would fail and gov can't afford that. Get ur ass ready for another leg up. If you are smart you buy some bitcoin right now to catch all of the pump.

[Anonymous No.54780096]

>>54780088
I have literally won since I learned my lesson for 15 years.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780097]

>>54780079
I'm already all in ARKK, NVIDIA, and Chainlink. I'm prepared for the golden bullrun, you're losing money shorting or buying puts.

[Anonymous No.54780111]

>>54780097
>you are winning buy putting your hopes and dreams into a hopes and dreams currency
>I am losing because I increase my stock ownership of companies with physical assets by shorting and rebuying
kek

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780113]

>>54780111
Chainlink is the most important invention since the internet, you're clearly a midwit if you can't see this.

[Anonymous No.54780117]

>>54780113
lmao I wish you good luck in your venture.

[Anonymous No.54780151]

>>54780111
Chainlinkbros... what did kek mean by this?

[Anonymous No.54780157]

>>54780045
>>54780062
>>54780088
>>54780097
>>54780113
>>54780103

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780167]

>>54780157
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.54780179]

>>54780167
You are still seeing the world through the lense of how you want it to be, and can't fathom how it really is (becoming an adult). You will later in life at some point, maybe..

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780186]

Why won't you bobos just long the market? Why fight the trend and the Fed?

[Anonymous No.54780188]

>>54780186
I do, but I don't buy at a premium lmao.

[Anonymous No.54780190]

>>54780186
The Fed officially says that there is going to be a recession. I have reported this post to the FBI, DHS, NSA, CIA, ATF, and EPA for spreading Ukrainian Disinformation about our nation's economy.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780208]

>>54780190
Stocks will go up and can go up during recessions, it's going to be a very brief soft recession if it even happens at all.

[Anonymous No.54780211]

>>54780208
Stop fighting the Fed.

[Anonymous No.54780214]

>>54780088
I'd respect that opinion if it was hedged, otherwise it's only slightly less deranged than schizobears that think everyone is going to be dead in six months. There is real bad shit going on in the markets right now, things are not good, and while it certainly isn't the end of the world it's not going to be peachy fuckin' keen either. I'm personally expecting 3300-3500 at some point this year and probably sooner than anyone cares to admit with the climb back over 4k taking until EoY if not longer. In fact the only way I could see someone having your kind of viewpoint is if they only look at equities and just don't give a shit about or know anything about (if not both) bonds and what kind of impact they can have, or broader fiscal policy, or the fact that modern monetary theory basically demands either the market the currency or the economy shit blood on a cyclical basis to pay for the continued existence and health of the remaining two. The dollar will never be allowed to die, the economy shitting too hard to be propped up as it has been would cause a lot of deaths of despair and fuck shit up en masse way more than is tenable for anyone not in an ivory tower and more than a few that are anyways, and that only leaves the markets. Which are historically ALWAYS the calf that gets slaughtered. The single only reason I don't think it'd be worse than a sharp retrace to the mid 3k range is because of how much money is tied up in derivatives, meaning indexes and blue chips don't have to take all that large of a hit to wipe out a shitload of people. And if you haven't been paying attention every brokedick on the planet being able to play options from their goddamn phone has been a thing for half a decade now.

TL;DR you're not completely wrong, you're just an asshole and you're about to get heemed.

[Anonymous No.54780215]

>>54780190
You missed the ADL

[Anonymous No.54780286]

>>54779783
bobo, the market is at 4150 16 months into your big crash, asset bubble, endless money printing, sky high inflation, banks collapsing, crypto heemed, big tech heemed, war, yield inversion, and we're still above 4150

concede, the market is resilient and you thought we'd be at 2500 by now

[putsRnotDaWae No.54780312]

>>54780214
>words words words
Not reading your schizoid rant, bobo.

[Anonymous No.54780318]

>>54780286
I'm gonna say this once more, and then I'm not gonna say it again because I want to laugh my ass off at every hubris-filled retard eating a big plate of shit and I'm tired of telling retards not to eat a big plate of shit. Being a bull is fine, and this is not the end of the world, and anyone that says it is is a charlatan and a fraud and is pushing their own angle - the line will eventually go back up higher than it ever has before because that's the whole fucking purpose of the line existing to begin with - but if you think there isn't a retrace to lower levels coming, soon, and you make trades in accordance with that meth-head line of logic and don't hedge at fucking all, you are going to get heemed. Badly. And it will be nobodies fault but your own. If you're gonna be a bull in these market conditions, fucking hedge your plays or be one of the pigs that gets slaughtered. And saying that doesn't make me some kind of fed or paid opp it makes me one of the few sane people in the goddamn room.

Shit on schizobears all you like, they are retarded. But the line WILL go down this year before resuming it's normal upwards trajectory and if you can't see that you're high on the taste of hopium you've been given so that you'll blindly tie the rope around your neck thinking it's a motherfucking medal. Hedge. Your. Shit.

[Anonymous No.54780319]

>>54780286
Look at where SPY was in April last year and the year before that.
We are in the decade of the golden crab. EVERYBODY loses when only thetafags are making money.

[Anonymous No.54780325]

>>54780318
I cant wait to slurp cheapies
>>54780319
Wow more time to accumulate shares by Dollar Cost Averaging in for long term capital appreciation? Count me in

[Anonymous No.54780336]

>>54778978
>>it is hard to determine which side of the boat "everyone" is on anymore. i have an extremely limited understanding of any of this, but i do know that an apparently enormous amount of wealth has supposedly transferred from equities into bonds, yet the equities have continued to relatively climb.
this wil happen if the fed rises the rate again, because 5% on risk free bet is better than playing with stocks where you may or may not make 10%, and that's in normal condition. when big whales remove the money form the stock market, there is less liquidity and so more volatility so the return is not even the famous 10%

[Anonymous No.54780345]

>>54780325
>I cant wait to slurp cheapies
Holy fucking shit, a bull that isn't retarded. Kudos and you're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.54780346]

>>54780325
>Wow more time to accumulate shares by Dollar Cost Averaging in for long term capital appreciation? Count me in
There is so much pants on head retarded leverage long or short. This is max pain. You "dollar cost averaging" into a market where real adjusted returns are negative.
The 0DTE gamblers need to be euthanized

[Anonymous No.54780347]

>>54778789
what are the bands

[Anonymous No.54780351]

>>54780286
>the market went down 13.5% while we held long bags
>therefore we win
mental illness

[Anonymous No.54780357]

>>54780351
>If i dont make a million dollars in a year i failed
so why are you here
>>54780346
not my problem
>>54780345
bulls only win

[Anonymous No.54780377]

>>54780357
>bulls only win
The only bulls that win and the only bears that win are the bulls and bears not so stupid and greedy as to become pigs, there are legitimately a bunch of bulls and bears that post here regularly that can only think in terms of longing or shorting and refuse to be cashgang ever for any reason when it's the smartest thing to do on a regular basis. If you let the bears win before getting back in, you get to go up a lot further than if you just stubbornly longed all day every day until the end of days. Same way if bears let bulls win before getting back in they get to ride the line a lot further back down than if they just stubbornly shorted the whole fucking time. You already know this, because you're not retarded, but I'm spelling it out for the retards so they maybe learn something that should be so obvious the only reason it has to be spelled out is because common sense is actually dying.

[Anonymous No.54780426]

baking !!

[Anonymous No.54780457]

>>54780455
>>54780455
>>54780455
>>54780455