/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54913164]

>Maternal grandparents lived to be 104 and 97
>Paternal grandparents lived to be be 82 & 79

So I basically expect to live well into my 90s, if I even retire at 60, that's 30 years. So I'd need like $5 million to just retire comfortably

[Anonymous No.54913179]

>>54913164
Did you get vaxxed? If so you're not reaching 60.

[Anonymous No.54913183]

>>54913179
lol

[Anonymous No.54913186]

>>54913164
>mfw no trad gf like her
No reason to live

[Anonymous No.54913202]

>>54913164
they probably work by moving around a ton, ate minimally processed foods, and wasnt surrounded by microplastics.

you sit in front of a computer eating goyslop. not sure if genetics will ride you that far

[sage No.54913527]

>>54913179
rip, OP
/thread

[Anonymous No.54913548]

>>54913164
That's a man

[Anonymous No.54913559]

>>54913186
>trad gf
he does double penetration vids LOL

[Anonymous No.54913823]

>>54913164
bad news, friendo... all the micro plastics in your blood are going to probably knock that down about 10 years

your great great grandparents dealt with black lung, your great grandparents dealt with asbestos, your grandparents dealt with lead, your parents dealt with high fructose corn syrup, now you have to deal with micro plastics

[Anonymous No.54913965]

>>54913186
she's so cute, my dream girl type..