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How would you try and change your life if you were giving $5,000 right now

>> No.54924235

I'd buy some off-white jordan 1s

>> No.54924241

>>54924217
I guess if I was giving $5,000 to someone I would make sure it helped me in some way.

>> No.54924245

>>54924217
Buy ticker: BITCOIN

>> No.54924281
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>>54924235
My side gig is buying GATs then up charging them 150% in America

>> No.54924313 [DELETED] 

Ticker-BITCOIN
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>> No.54924327

>>54924217
Guarantee she would still waste it on stupid shit.

>> No.54924333
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>>54924217
I would use it to fix the muffler on my car about 200, then get it registered so I can keep making it to my doctors appointments, keep the rest in my crypto account while I'm filing for disability and once it's approved slowly invest with it wisely, assuming I'm not dead which is a high possibility.
Then just give it to my brother.

>> No.54924342

>>54924217
I'd order ubereats for the next 6 months straight

>> No.54924343

>>54924217
i would use it as a down payment on a new car loan with 20% interest

>> No.54924377
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>>54924245
Never heard of it
>>54924343
>>54924342
These. Would buy a 60k truck and never put anything in the bed

>> No.54924423

>>54924217
I would pay down $5,000 of debt and still be in debt lol

>> No.54924475

>>54924423
Good debt or bad debt?

>> No.54924485

>>54924475
I know this is some lame larp thread but why in the world would you even consider giving a guy with at least 5k debt a red dime?

>> No.54924493

I'd buy my momma a car...and spend the rest on pcp

>> No.54924508
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>>54924217
>How would you try and change your life if you were giving $5,000 right now
I mean... probably a new purse.

>> No.54924515

>>54924217
Would buy some 1.6 million Rxd

>> No.54924534

>>54924485
Ah so you don't understand what this thread is. All good, you're probably esl

>> No.54924543

idk probably some more tesla stocks, or apple. i cant decide which will be worth more in 10 years

>> No.54924545

>>54924217

I guarantee this whore would spend it on stupid shit and then ask for 5k more in a month.

>> No.54924556
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>>54924217
I bought my mom this purse for mother’s day, did I do good bros?

>> No.54924564

probably buy insulation for my house, repair the toilet, and buy more XMR and gold

>> No.54924568

>>54924543
its pizza hut

>> No.54924576

>>54924534
How many ESL register their car?
I'm from the midwest...
But why would you throw money at bad money?
Also a fucking crazy nigger woman just walked into my house i'll be back

>> No.54924601

>>54924217
who the fuck spends $5k on a purse

>> No.54924619

>>54924601
Poor people trying to look rich, but ironically outing themselves as poor by buying retarded brand names.

>> No.54924653

>>54924217
That is not enough to change anything at all in my life.

>> No.54924687

>>54924217
trade

>> No.54924703

>>54924217
spend a year to plan a party that would cost 5k to run.
sell tickets.

>> No.54924736

>>54924619
Most normies would not be able to identify a Kelly or an authentic Birkin or Bottega. Those bags are pricey and none of them are branded

>> No.54924744

Jesus christ some nigger woman walked right inside my house knocked on my office door scared the fucking shit out of me, I grabbed her and walked her out after telling her to never come back.
What the fuck is going on this is no bullshit the second time a random nigger walked into my house in two weeks.
Last one was a chainsaw wielding nigger came in my back door neighbor told me later and walked back out.

>> No.54924771

>>54924744
Blue state? If not, mag dump next time.

>> No.54924790

>>54924736
I'm not rich but my father recently bought me a few tom ford shirts and everytime I wear one atleast someone will ask me if thats a real tom ford shirt. I find it really interesting - I live in south beach florida

>> No.54924795

>>54924217
I'd buy a set of half-decent monitors and a sub to mix music off of, some decent enough headphones, a new laptop, then use the rest to pay ahead on bills and rent, maybe treat myself to a night of beer/weed/junk food with the little that's left.

I'm boring. So long as I can make tunes, I don't give a fuck what else I have.

>> No.54924808

>>54924576
>But why would you throw money at bad money?
Midwest reading comprehension

>> No.54924820

It would sit in my account in a money market until I rebalanced my investments every quarter then it would be distributed among stocks, real estate, crypto, or stay in the cash account as part of re-upping it for my near term cash needs.

>> No.54924822

>>54924217
tax and paper trail free?

>> No.54924841

Lost most of my desires, I'd end up not touching the $5,000 which is not life changing.

>> No.54924848

>>54924790
Those are people with good tastes. I get why some people associate luxury goods with tackiness but some of them actually are higher quality and better designed.

>> No.54924860

i buy me sum tims, zaza an skittles

>> No.54924914
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54924914

Is it bad to buy Crypto with a credit card?

>> No.54924925

>>54924771
Red state with stand your ground, no gun but ffs.

>> No.54924934

>>54924860
Negronomics

>> No.54924936

>>54924808
So you are an esl yourself and you make this thread to get your rocks off?
Fuck off nigger and neck yourself.

>> No.54924950

>>54924936
>>54924576
>>54924744
You need to be 18 to post here ESL anon

>> No.54924956

>>54924217
Buy mumu

>> No.54924961
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54924961

I, too, wonder how people get 100,000 dollars in student loans when every loan office asks me what my income is before they even look at my 800 credit score.

>> No.54924974

>>54924217
Maybe that person should get a fucking job. I have roughly £6000 in savings and I'm unemployed and I can't think of anything I could spend it on that would change anything about my life in any significant way.

>> No.54924989

>>54924820
You sound like a retard.

>> No.54924999

>>54924217
I would put it into VTI in september 2025.

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>>54924217
I would buy LabraLoI
We are still too early

>> No.54925011

>>54924245
are bitcoin retards still alive? fucking lol

>> No.54925027
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I got a couple camping gear items I want, maybe $400, and the rest goes in bonds, SPY, or whatever similar.

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54925045

Get yourself a lab kek

>> No.54925102

>>54924950
Kill yourself attention whore.

>> No.54925131

>>54925102
>Edgelord telling off topic larps calling people attention whore

>> No.54925143

>>54924841
Not life changing, but life enhancing

>> No.54925158

>>54924217
This is one of those half English half ?Mexican? Twitter feeds where they're speaking English but scrambled in a way where it doesn't actually make sense in English, but apparently does in Mexican English.

>> No.54925166

>>54925131
Again you're the same attention whoring nigger who makes time wasting threads all day, starts a thread and just uses it to antagonize people.
You do this literally every single day.

>> No.54925206

>>54925166
Holy shit you're retarded. Yeah bro one person makes every thread you don't like on /biz/. I expect nothing less from a small Midwest mind

>> No.54925234

>>54925206
Midwest or ESL?
Make up your mind you stupid fucking nigger.

>> No.54925245

id buy a few hundred pairs of knee pads

>> No.54925246

>>54925234
>Thinking the two are mutually exclusive
Small ESL brain in action. You can Google what that means kiddo

>> No.54925256

pay off my 5k in credit card debt
then i'd only be down to 5.5k of credit card debt

>> No.54925303

>>54925246
I don't need too I'm witnessing it in real time with you.

>> No.54925323

>>54925303
>No u reply
Kek def an underage esl

>> No.54925337

>>54925323
I know you are but what am I?
>Makes a fake concern thread
>Seethes when it's derailed
Apply tongue directly to my anus.

>> No.54925376

>>54925337
>No u
>I'll keep giving you bumps that'll show ya!
Yep definitely underage esl

>> No.54925446

>>54925376
>MOMMY

>> No.54925489

>>54925446
Kek looks like you concede. Keep bumping though

>> No.54925511

>>54925489
Concede what exactly?
That I exposed you for being a dumb nigger?
Then yes I concede to myself for being right.

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>>54924217

>BustElo4Babies

Hmm....

>> No.54925537

>>54925511
>Now he's just name calling
Yep the underage anon concedes. Keep bumping kiddo

>> No.54925625

>>54924343
Based.

>> No.54925826

>>54924601
Twitter people apparently

>> No.54925876

It would be gobbled up by the black hole of student loan debt.

>> No.54926083

>>54924217
I'm 22 and bought my girlfriend a 5k purse, are people really that poor?

>> No.54926109

>>54924377
>28% APR
No one is retarded enough to go for that, right?

>> No.54926592

>>54926109
It's pretty normal for military people to fall for this.

>> No.54927086

Has she considered asking the father of her children for the money?

>> No.54927998

>>54924217
put a lot of money back into VINU and go back to school, I was a couple of years away from finishing, and I had to drop out due to lack of money so I can't do anything but work delivering fucking pizzas, it's not even fun as a pizza tower, it's just go and get the fat guy to open the door for me

>> No.54928008

>>54924217
I would like buy one ukrainain slave girl and use the remaining cash to buy a horse

>> No.54928098

>>54924556
yeah, it looks nice

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>bought my girlfriend a 5k purse

>> No.54928127

All in BTC i guess

Or buy a Suzuki SJ413 for the summer lol

>> No.54928136

>>54924217
a dumb whore like her can easily make $5000 in just two weeks, the going rate for 1 hour standard sex is 250 bucks nowadays

>> No.54928177

>>54924217
I would pay my 5000$ credit card bill.

>> No.54928188

>>54924601
Women?

>> No.54928409

>>54924245
this. sadly i can't do these thought experiments anymore, since holding fiat is cringe so the first thing to do is always buy btc regardless of price/amount

>> No.54928739

i can turn a one time 5k payment into a monthly 1k passive income (which i already did last month)
now just gotta wait 4 months so i can double that

>> No.54929002

>>54924543
Tesla stocks would do great. But I have eyes on crypto like OKB and SCRT seeing as they both have a profit factor of 1.2 and a recovery factor of over 0.8 showing that the drawdown is minimal

>> No.54929188

>>54924744
Lock your door what're you retarded?

>> No.54929873

>>54924217
I'd most likely invest in RWA through crypto projects like mnicorp. That's the only way to financial freedom. Long-term investments with solid returns.

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>>54924217
Buy RAIL and HODL until my retarded normie friend says he wants to buy "cryptocurrency then I sell.

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>>54924217
Anon, I'll use that on top trending assets on Tokenmetrics. I can never be wrong

>> No.54930480

>>54928739
this is not sustainable. sit down before the music stops

>> No.54930496

>>54924217
People like this think a couple of thousand dollars would change their lives, but it wouldn't they'd waste it. Anyone given resources they've not had to work hard for wastes them. That's why it's important to keep social welfare as low as possible. I give a poor family where nobody works a $20k gift. They will burn through it on consumer goods and holidays and be back to square one within two months.

>> No.54930518

>>54924217
Guise, that's just perfect for me to use in running Nodes on SYLO, earn passively and never be broke again.

>> No.54930540

>>54924217
get new sedan with 2.5 times the efficiency of my current car. my gas guzzler was cheap to obtain (free) but is expensive to keep

>> No.54930646

>>54924961
Because student loans are backed (paid) by the government so even if that kid is a mouthbreathing moron getting a useless degree, the bank already got its money while the government recovers that money over 40 years.

If you get a car loan, personal loan, or mortgage, the bank wants to know exactly how much money it'll make off you and when because you're the only one who is going to pay it back.

This is why governments, local/state/federal getting into the loan game of giving loans for downpayments to secure a mortgage, or subsidizing EVs is going to be a big short term spike in profits for banks, but ultimately lead to a huge crash or bubble in terms of broke people paying back loans the government enabled.

>> No.54930710

>>54930496
'Starvation mindset'. Keep people in a state where they can never afford shit and they'll spurge without thinking when they can. Efficient social welfare would be deliveries of govslop with a government sanctioned food delivery service, contracted out to places like Doordash or Amazon Fresh. By removing the cost of (normal) food, such people would theoretically have more money to spend on consumer goods and stimulate the economy. By buying from farmers their excess produce to give to poorfags, the government can further incentivize and prop up farmers to keep overall food prices low so farmers don't jack eggs up to 12 dollars a carton to make up for losses.

>> No.54930731

>>54924989
You sound like a slavshit

>> No.54930872

What is this thread? $5000 is barely an amount worth thinking about

>> No.54931021

>>54930480
my only factor is time, i have zero expenses outside of the initial investment
i either get my money back with 4 months or within 8 months, it doesnt matter
i also dont need to hold or gamble on shitcoins, only BTC
i make money as longs as BTC is above $1

>> No.54932016

>>54924217
buy pepe

>> No.54932413

>>54931021
How would you make that much by trading on BTC only?
Is it day trading or a longer timeframe?

>> No.54932442

>>54924327
Your opinion of women is a reflection of the women you choose to spend time with and pay attention to.

>> No.54932453

>>54930872
This is a statistically incorrect statement given that most Americans have less than 2000 dollars in their bank account.

>> No.54932529

How are people so bad with money?
Even with a 20K job you only have to spend 10K per year and then you've got 10K saved after only one year.

>> No.54932535

>>54932453
He never said everyone has well over $5000 cash in their bank. $5000 isn't life changing and just about anyone now can get approved for tens of thousands of dollars while paying well over $5000 in financing fees/costs.

>> No.54932580

>>54932529
You really need to stop living with your grandmother. People living for $10k and a $20k job are living below the poverty line and are heavily subsidized by the government and family.

>> No.54932599

If I wasn’t aware that someone was giving me $5k I might genuinely not notice it deposited.

$340k/yr with $40k in annual expenses and everything is automated.

>> No.54932713

>>54924950
stupid turd worlder

>> No.54932906

>>54926083
> bought my girlfriend a 5k purse
do you wanna be not-poor?

>> No.54932935
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>>54924217
I wouldn't spend it all at once that's for sure

>>54924235
Alright Captain N

>> No.54933053

>>54924217
Shoot my self in the head

>> No.54933067

>>54924235
the blackest post I've seen all year

>> No.54933075

>>54924217
It wouldn't change my life at all. I'd just throw it into my investment account.

>> No.54933148

>>54932529
Taking the eugenics pill really just clears everything up. Some people have always been and will always be incompetent. I have a friend who was neet for basically 10 years got his very first job at a grocery store and is making like $20 an hour already because he's one of the few diligent and competent people.

>> No.54933319

i would buy 796 chanlinks

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>>54924217
you just know she got at least 100k from this single post shuffed up her ass from some simps... I hate this world

>> No.54934669

>>54924217
It wouldn’t change my life significantly. It would cover my credit card debt but I am not being charged interest on that anyway and will clear it within two years (the interest free period).

>> No.54934678

Love how OP left after I stopped derailing his gay threrad, yet people still post...

Humans are fucking retarded.

>> No.54934695

>>54924556
That’s a handbag for a woman aged under 25. Your mother will look like mutton dressed as lamb.

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>>54924217
i would go full apeshit into peepo or no$thing considering they're the next pepe (i think so and twitter does as well) and wait a couple of months to see my money make a x100

>> No.54935329

>>54932413
he buys bitcoin with dirty, stolen or counterfeit money

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>>54932016
PEPE with some DiD tokens will make a great deal.

>> No.54935876

>>54930540
That's good anon, how about enjoying holoride's in-car VR entertainment. This could solve motion sickness for for normies.

>> No.54935905

>>54926109
>>54926592
Nearly everyone is retarded enough to go for this. When I'm driving my 2002 shitbox around I like to laugh at the RAM 350s drivers who are paying, every month, 2x the amount that I paid for my car in cash 8 years ago. And when I say laughing I mean until the driver of said truck drops their phone and the grill of their lifted truck decapitates me

>> No.54935907

>>54924217
Buy ENS and ORE with more Privacy narratives. Best bet.