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[Anonymous No.55272561]

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Previous >>55270224

[Anonymous No.55272567]

Taylor.

[Anonymous No.55272595]

did you sell or buy the 52week high anon?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55272599]

I will not be posting until June 14th at the earliest in protest of Reddit's proposed API changes, and unprofessional response to the community's concerns regarding 3rd party apps, mod tools, and accessibility options that will be impacted by this decision.

[Anonymous No.55272600]

>>55272595
I buy the 52week high and then end up selling the 52week low

[Anonymous No.55272601]

>>55272595
Shorted it. This gay nigger market is going back down.

[Anonymous No.55272602]

>>55272567
I kneel

[Anonymous No.55272611]

>432
lol

[Anonymous No.55272618]

So, they did leak the CPI report, right? Almost

[Anonymous No.55272623]

SOXL

[Anonymous No.55272625]

>call of duty cuts ties with streamer nickmercs because he tweeted to protect the children over the fag community grooming children
Jesus christ I need to short ATVI immediately

[Anonymous No.55272628]

WTF is evne pumping?! Is thisTESLA? are you kidding me?

[Anonymous No.55272635]

So I guess I'm now in the phase of my life where stocks just keep going up...

[Anonymous No.55272638]

>Oracle volume: 295% vs 65 day avg
Why are pipo this bullish on their earnings?

[Anonymous No.55272644]

>>55272623
SOXL chads unite
Lambo soon

[Anonymous No.55272646]

>>55272635
We've reached a point where fundamentals and data don't matter anymore. The chief strategy for pumping the stock market now is good old fashioned gaslighting.

[Anonymous No.55272655]

>>55270591
excellent call

[Anonymous No.55272660]

>>55272602
I wonder what's in her portfolio. I think she's from a banking family; so, it's probably good.

[Anonymous No.55272661]

LET'S GOOOO

[Anonymous No.55272664]

>>55272644
Checked

[Anonymous No.55272665]

>>55272628
i started it by buying from 13:40 to 14:51, idk what's keeping the pump going

[Anonymous No.55272670]

>>55272664

[Anonymous No.55272675]

THA OWAH SHALL BE POWAH

[Anonymous No.55272685]

>>55272660
Lots of BOIL and SOXL shares

[Anonymous No.55272688]

>>55272530
Isn't the decay only bad when under the 200 day moving average as per SOXL_shill's favorite paper?
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701
You're thinking of beta slippage due to volatility decay. I'm talking about cost of leverage. Two different concepts.
All the various leveraged ETF shill research papers are made in the midst of ZIRP bullshit and assume zero or near zero cost of leverage, or simply reference actual historic returns of leveraged ETFs during those time periods to reverse-engineer an estimated drag.
The cost of leverage right now is 5-6%. With 2 turns of leverage that means around 10% annualized decay assuming breakeven underlying, or alternatively you can look at it as needing the underlying equities to appreciate 5% just to tread water at a breakeven on the LETF. This is ignoring the effects of volatility.

Mechanically these ETFs tend to operate either through futures contracts or total return swaps to achieve leverage. Futures contracts are more vague, but in general they will tend to exist in a state of contango that will roughly price in the risk free rate of return, all else equal. Total return swaps are more explicit, although as an outsider the exact terms are opaque. The counterparty is sacrificing cash holdings to buy stocks/ETFs that precisely hedge the exposure that the leveraged ETF desires though, in return they receive a fixed interest. Since the counterparty bank could simply buy t-bills with that cash, it's natural that they'll want at least that much. SOFR is a standard baseline rate, and a small premium of ~1% is likely.

Now back to that paper you linked:
>From October 1928 through December 2020, a buy and hold strategy using leverage (with a 1% annual expense)
>1% annual expense
So, there you have it. No effort was made to seriously contemplate cost of leverage in that paper.

[Anonymous No.55272693]

>>55272670
Don't post that shooped image around here

[Anonymous No.55272695]

they are going to hit their weekly quota of pump before fomc at this rate.

[Anonymous No.55272702]

>>55272561
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished

[Anonymous No.55272707]

I am now up 1% for the day

[Anonymous No.55272710]

>>55272665
typical losing day for me, wiping out 10x my wins. Down 5% YTD. I'm done with 0 dtes and buying options altogether (except on weds)

[Anonymous No.55272725]

>>55272702
>Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism.
No objections there.

[Anonymous No.55272724]

Ouch

[Anonymous No.55272727]

This can't be happening.

[Anonymous No.55272735]

Cpi leaked?

[Anonymous No.55272737]

>>55272727
oh but it is
the bigger the green
the bigger the red
it's they way of the free
the way of the fed

[Anonymous No.55272747]

>>55272595
>>55272601
>it's going dowwwwwwwn
It'll go down like 5% and then back up to a new high in august.

[Anonymous No.55272753]

>>55272727
HABEEB IT

[Anonymous No.55272756]

>>55272638
>"oracle" pumping
This is sign from big tech patriots that chainlink will pump big league in 2024 and MAGA chainlink cultists will come out and support shadow president trump's run for election. I will buy some link tokens now.

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55272759]

>B-B-BUT 2023 WERE SUPPOSE TO BE A C-CRAB MARKET
Get fukt

[Anonymous No.55272762]

Inverted W on the Natgas chart, BOIL is going back to 3 dollars.

[Anonymous No.55272775]

>>55272618
I'm assuming this has to be the case. No other explanation. This also means that we sell the news right after the FOMO pump.

[Anonymous No.55272777]

how do i lock in my price so i don't lose money guise?

[Anonymous No.55272789]

>>55272777
unironically sell a call

[Anonymous No.55272807]

you can not stop us
you can not stop the future

[Anonymous No.55272809]

>>55272762
kick ass. i sold some this morning before it dove then bought more in the dip.

[Anonymous No.55272824]

How can SPX and VIX pump at the same time?

[Anonymous No.55272844]

>>55272824
VIX is just volatility, a pump can create just as much volatility as a dump.

[Anonymous No.55272870]

I'm about to do something rash.

[Anonymous No.55272873]

>>55272561
why do midwits always post the cooling towers? they aren't exclusive to NPPs

[Anonymous No.55272890]

is it another white bull summer?

[Anonymous No.55272930]

>couple of zoomers asked if they could clean my gutters for 50 dollars

50 fucking dollars pff get real

[Anonymous No.55272943]

Soxl price in August? EOY? 2 years from now?

[Anonymous No.55272944]

Folks this bull market is one of the most beautiful things I've seen in a long time. I think we should all just buy as much as we can of whatever we can. Nothing but clear skies ahead. Joe Biden and his team did it.

[Anonymous No.55272953]

>>55272930
not worth the injury risk even if they offered to be paid janny wages

[Anonymous No.55272960]

>>55272944
my jewish idol said it will be good times for some weeks.

[Anonymous No.55272974]

Is the S&P gonna hit a new ATH tomorrow if the Fed pauses?

[Anonymous No.55272981]

>>55272930
go get a Mexican from home Depot and just threaten to call ice if he doesn't clean your gutters. I go so often it's like a joke now. they letting the newbie illegal go with me while pretending to be nice.

[Anonymous No.55272988]

Actual insanity rally. It suddenly happened, on nothing. Must be a leak.

[Anonymous No.55272994]

>>55272675
HORY SHET JUST KEEP REACHIN FO THA STARS

[Anonymous No.55272999]

>>55272988
we broke above the august high after testing it 3 times.

[Anonymous No.55273001]

>>55272974
the pause is being priced in now, it will go down when the pause is formally revealed

[Anonymous No.55273002]

vix up 7%. on big green. ahead of cpi. and fed shitpost.
Nope. I went in.
WITNESS
SQQQ UP
WITNESS

[Anonymous No.55273003]

>>55272981
Baggie put your trip back on.

[Anonymous No.55273016]

>>55273002
why you fighting the market broski

[Anonymous No.55273027]

Look at ADBE go. Absolute insanity.

[Anonymous No.55273028]

>>55273016

[Anonymous No.55273040]

>>55273027
i've got some but CCL is what's insane.

[Anonymous No.55273047]

Interestingly the credit spread on junk bonds barely moved today. JNK could end the day red

[Anonymous No.55273048]

>>55272944
We did it Joe we did it!!

[Anonymous No.55273055]

noone will take profits, ever. this is the golden bullrun

[Anonymous No.55273065]

>>55273047
This alone is convincing me that this right now is the top. High yield bonds going red even with treasuries rallying

[Anonymous No.55273071]

i have now given up on understanding what is going on

[Anonymous No.55273085]

This is the top. Excellent time to sell for a profit. HYG/JNK closing red seals the deal

[Anonymous No.55273094]

>>55273071
Rookie. I did that last year.

[Anonymous No.55273098]

>>55273071

[Anonymous No.55273108]

After GM said it will use TSLA's charging network, TSLA rallied the entire market cap of GM

[Anonymous No.55273118]

>>55273108
seems about right

[Anonymous No.55273122]

>>55273094
Wtf are you talking about? Last year made sense. Except, no that's untrue. Because some companies made more money last year when hit the bottom then now when are high. It's all completely reversed
>forward looking
No.

[Anonymous No.55273134]

RUN

[Anonymous No.55273135]

>>55273108
It's weird because Ford said the same thing like a week earlier but the GM announcement is the one that seemingly caused the retard pump.

[Anonymous No.55273146]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.55273154]

BOIL is reverse splitting.
Behave accordingly.

[Anonymous No.55273156]

its just too easy, all you need to do is dca into a couple of the best megacap tech stocks over time and you will beat the market every year with literally 0 risk. aapl is safer than government bonds at this point

[Anonymous No.55273158]

>'e bought?

[Anonymous No.55273162]

>>55273156
yup, this is the top

[Anonymous No.55273163]

I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55273166]

>>55273122
I don't think they know either.

[Anonymous No.55273172]

Hope it was a green day for all of you
I sold a chunk (10% of folio), gonna put it back in tomorrow but not necessarily the same companies

[Anonymous No.55273173]

1 minute left to sell. This is the top

[Anonymous No.55273176]

VIX market maker paypigs tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.55273179]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55273183]

i need Jay to hike like a Guatemalan caravan

[Anonymous No.55273186]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55273188]

Now to see what happens in Jew-only hours

[Anonymous No.55273191]

>>55273163
How's that working out, buddy?

[Anonymous No.55273193]

>>55273154
i've already told that a few times and the only person who cared was the one that's holding Rocker to hooking a tube from his asshole to his nose for a year.

[Anonymous No.55273197]

G-guys?

[Anonymous No.55273202]

ah, after hours so off topic is ok
when did oil changes become so fucking expensive? pep boys got me for $105 today

[Anonymous No.55273203]

>>55273158
Zoomers don't know about Salma.

[Anonymous No.55273211]

>>55273197
yes?

[Anonymous No.55273217]

>>55273202
>paying someone to change your OIL
citifaggots, i swear

[Anonymous No.55273218]

>>55272660
DEEZ
NUTZ

[Anonymous No.55273221]

Oracle now.

[Anonymous No.55273229]

>>55273202
synthetic? over 5 quarts? always has been. Costco mobile 1 and 15 minutes on Saturday is worth it.

[Anonymous No.55273232]

>>55273217
i live in a society
(a HOA)

[Anonymous No.55273243]

Crypto baggies on suicide watch, outside of SMG the screams of millions are heard.

[Anonymous No.55273252]

>>55273232
holy fuck
condolences
i remember when Jace or whatever from Duck Dynasty burned some leaves and the HOA got on him and he said why am I paying these people to tell me what I can and can't do? I don't recall if he moved out or what, but I'm surprised he even lived in that shit to start with.
FUCK
THAT

[Anonymous No.55273254]

>>55273232
am i really about to find out that americans are not allowed to do their own oil changes wtf

[Anonymous No.55273258]

talk out of crypto miner leaps before halving

[Anonymous No.55273259]

>>55273254
only the ones dumb enough to buy a house under an HOA

[Anonymous No.55273268]

>>55273232
You're not leaving your fuckin car on jack stands on the lawn for months on end. The HOA jockeys won't let you work on your own car in the driveway ? Your own garage ?

[Anonymous No.55273271]

>>55273232
why would you buy with an HOA? I never got that

[Anonymous No.55273273]

>wife's bull just tested mpox-positive
>mfw he's coming over tomorrow
SIGA chads... we can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.55273276]

>>55273254
Germans can't wash their own cars.

[Anonymous No.55273285]

>>55273273
>$5.81
>winning

[Anonymous No.55273297]

>>55273186
-$4500
Heemed

[Anonymous No.55273303]

>>55273254

[Anonymous No.55273308]

>>55273176
Are you still short the front month future? How does that work out on days like today? Is now the time to short again?

[Anonymous No.55273314]

>>55273186
I kept slurping oil... cost average now at $68.57, it could be worse...

[Anonymous No.55273318]

>>55273186
+$470.00

[Anonymous No.55273323]

I hate this rally so much
I want to join in, just enough for it to stop bothering me, but I'd sooner die than buy NVDA at these prices

[Anonymous No.55273327]

>>55273186
-2%

im ok with it since from the top to todays low was a big move

[Anonymous No.55273331]

>>55273303
if only this image was true

[Anonymous No.55273342]

>>55273232
>Live in gated condo complex with mild HOA fees.
>See neighbor quietly working on his car in his parking spot every other weekend.
Anon, where do you live? Beverly Hills?

[Anonymous No.55273356]

>>55273232
Can't you do a 15 minute oil change in your garage or driveway even with an HOA? I do. A filter and 6 quarts of full synthetic for my truck only costs me about 30 bucks.

[Anonymous No.55273365]

whatcha drinkin tonight smg?

[Anonymous No.55273374]

Where is he SOXS bag holder telling me todays premarket move didn’t mean anything? I’m up $20k today lmfao. Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.55273376]

>>55273186
I left /cashgang/ to go all in short.

[Anonymous No.55273379]

>>55273232
>don't live in hoa
>do whatever I want
Not buying in an hoa unless its a vacation rental.

[Anonymous No.55273402]

I just sold the top. Thanks for the money.

[Anonymous No.55273449]

>>55273308
I closed my short contracts on Friday the 9th so I'm flat. On a relative basis vol is too low to be short right now. We need a pullback to reload in my opinion. At least to the trend 30 day VIX futures constant maturity trend line
>Are you still short the front month future?
I use the front month until around the 10th of the month when I roll to the forward month then ride that until I either cover the short or I roll again when the 10th comes around again

[Anonymous No.55273473]

I kneel

[Anonymous No.55273474]

>>55273331
not only is it true it's notorious for being true

[Anonymous No.55273480]

>>55273402
>he thinks the day before the cpi print is the top

[Anonymous No.55273495]

>>55273016
In his D-FENS the market will always sell off in late spring. But probably not very much, like 1000 points maybe on the DJIA.

[Anonymous No.55273528]

So, give it to me straight, is there anything, anything at all which could dump the market more than 5%? I literally do not see how or why this bull run should stop. Companies have shown they can handle the "high" rates (yes yes there is a lagging effect and we have seen both AMD and NVDA being significantly affected as their revenue keeps shrinking dangerously but who cares).
Inflation is steadily going down (service inflation sticky but nobody cares again). People have adjusted to the new pricing and everything being overpriced as shit. Growth might become affected adversely since now companies cannot no longer use the inflation as an excuse to keep raising prices but since people are dumb, they can probably find another excuse.
Housing? Going back up.
Food prices? According to "official data" they are supposedly going down but I have seen nothing of the sort in any fuckin store.
Everything is fuckin bullish. Literally look at AMD's latest report. Complete dogshit and yet it's pumping like there's no tomorrow
The bobo thesis is over, you guys had your -35% last year
Pause or 25 bps from Powell since he's a pussy just to compound your final losses

[Anonymous No.55273538]

>>55273528
Meh they'll probably pull it in the fall and blame it on student loan payments resuming.

[Anonymous No.55273542]

>>55273252
Small price to pay for not having to deal with scholars. I sometimes think HOA’s actually have more power then the police department.

[Anonymous No.55273545]

>TQQQ +5%
>SOXL +9%
>TSLA +2%
>RUM +5%
>SPCE +4%

[Anonymous No.55273556]

Last time SOXL was at this price on an upward trend it took 35 days for it to reach $45.

[Anonymous No.55273575]

>>55273528
The second I buy in it'll go to shit

[Anonymous No.55273584]

>>55273556
This would make a lot of anons (including me) VERY happy

[Anonymous No.55273594]

>>55273556
After fed pause it could reach it by the EOM

[Anonymous No.55273595]

>>55273528
buying soxl at open so be prepared to short.

[Anonymous No.55273600]

They've found out about you guys.

[Anonymous No.55273614]

>>55273575
This is the phase of the bull market where they try to lure in cash from the sidelines. All those boomers sitting in bonds with their 3-5 million dollar portfolios. Market makers want to get that cash back into the market before the final rugpull. s.

[Anonymous No.55273626]

>>55273614
I must be patient

[Anonymous No.55273643]

>>55273323
>but I'd sooner die than buy NVDA at these prices
Buy NVDS instead

[Anonymous No.55273646]

>>55273202
>put oil pan on ground
>unscrew oil plug
>drain
>remove and replace oil filter
>replace oil plug
>add new oil
takes five minutes you should kys

[Anonymous No.55273648]

>>55273135
The news doesn't cause the pumps, the pumps were going to happen regardless.

[Anonymous No.55273661]

>>55273646
You forgot the oil disposal step.

[Anonymous No.55273663]

>>55273661
not my problem.jpg

[Anonymous No.55273666]

>>55273661

[Anonymous No.55273669]

>>55273600
How to boost testosterone?

[Anonymous No.55273670]

>>55273661
not my problem

[Anonymous No.55273674]

>you need to diversify your portfolio!
How about no.

[Anonymous No.55273676]

>>55273575
buy something good then it wont.

[Anonymous No.55273683]

>>55273661
>pour old oil into new oil jug you just emptied
>toss in garbage can

[Anonymous No.55273688]

>>55273669
Buy QQQ5

[Anonymous No.55273691]

>>55273600
Okay look, I quit vidya and switched to chess years ago and my drug use is better characterized as occasional.

[Anonymous No.55273713]

>>55273674
Actually true. Since I diversified (shorts) I lost more than I would have if I simply stuck to what I was shorting originally. It's impressive. Almost all my yearly gains gone thanks to that DIVERSIFiCATION.

Diversification is a meme investors tell you so that you pump every stock and give the impression the whole economy is fine as to lure more people. (contrast to what was happening last weeks with only a few companies outperforming).

[Anonymous No.55273723]

>>55273323
yeah dont buy nvidia now. my jewish idol said there is some concerning short term signs. long term is bullish but short term might not be.

[Anonymous No.55273725]

>>55273674
It is dumb advice. Buy a focused etf if you want diversity or a normal s&p500.
Focusing one one stock and having other shit in safe options is the high IQ play

[Anonymous No.55273726]

>>55273186
+$418 in cash
+2.06% for the portfolio

[Anonymous No.55273742]

any more takers?

[Anonymous No.55273746]

>>55273713
yeah man. i hate the feeling when one of your high conviction stocks go up but your other plays that are there for "diversification" don't and you're like "fuck"

[Anonymous No.55273780]

>>55273725
I have 50% in SPY and 50% spread between 4 companies but this is about right.

[Anonymous No.55273788]

>>55273323
Look nigro either learn to tolerate risk if you want to be a momentum chaser or just buy fucking dividend funds if you can’t. If you want to momentum chase, set a tight stop loss and be prepared to see that entire amount disappear from your court. But there’s no point sitting on the sidelines and bitching about how you’re on the sidelines. You can’t win if you don’t play.

[Anonymous No.55273812]

>>55273528
Housing is NOT going back up. You can get 5% yield on a fucking savings account while only 2% yield on rent. There is negative incentive to buy rental properties rn. Rates actually do need to drop substantially for housing to moon again.

[Anonymous No.55273840]

Say it with me /smg/:
>MELT
>UP

[putsRnotDaWae No.55273844]

>>55272599
Cope, schizochud impersonator. I WILL be posting and mocking bobos.

[Anonymous No.55273868]

>>55273840
He wasn't wrong, just early.

[Anonymous No.55273879]

>>55273600
My zoomette harem grows

[Anonymous No.55273884]

Trump is going to prison and the S&P is going to 5000. Chuds literally on suicide watch. Brandon 2024 baby

[Anonymous No.55273890]

I come back after a three day ban and rocker is living with his sister and posting feet pix. I guess I’m selling soxl puts tomorrow. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.55273892]

>>55273868
That's the same as being wrong.

[Anonymous No.55273897]

>>55273892
It's a joke.

[Anonymous No.55273907]

>>55273897
Should have listened. Should have realized earlier than bank failures are bullish thanks to instant bailouts. You can gamble people's money away without consequences. If you win, you keep everything. If you lose, others pay.

[Anonymous No.55273917]

>>55273907
Forgot to add that you can be that degenerate, ironically exactly because you gamble with other's money.

[Anonymous No.55273933]

>>55273884
We did it Joe we did it!

[Anonymous No.55273940]

>futures

[putsRnotDaWae No.55273944]

Does anybody know some good treatments for a blown out asshole? Tickers for this?

[Anonymous No.55273981]

>>55273027
>>55273040
>bankrupt dogshit is mooning
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.55274001]

>>55273154
Natgas is bottoming anyway.

[Anonymous No.55274069]

>>55273897
>Listening to movie genius stock mans

[Anonymous No.55274080]

Who is laughing now soxs virgins?

[Anonymous No.55274097]

I am going to drink more zippy water than I ever have, jj.

[Anonymous No.55274112]

>>55274080
Just opened a 100x short. See you at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.55274119]

What's the early word on the cost of a 4th of July cookout this year?

[Anonymous No.55274131]

>>55274119
Hamburger buns down 29 percent

[Anonymous No.55274164]

>>55274119
Can we have an /smg/ July 4 Meetup/Cookout this year? I don't want to spend the holidays alone again

[Anonymous No.55274174]

>>55274119
This tweet isn't real, right?

[Anonymous No.55274182]

>>55273812
>Housing is NOT going back up
I think the live in pods & eat bugs reality wasn't a joke and is actually happening. The housing market reaccelerating now proves it. House prices will rise to new highs and mortgages will be over 7%. What's happening now is the worst outcome

[Anonymous No.55274183]

>>55274174
It is indeed

[Anonymous No.55274185]

>>55274174
>he doesn't know
Pfft you don't even know about the pan of ground beef.

[Anonymous No.55274194]

>>55274112
Grats bro your position only took seven minutes to get margin called.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274196]

>>55274174
WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA YOU SCHIZO DOOMER VATNIK CHUD?????? You should come to Poland. We love America here.

[Anonymous No.55274198]

>>55274131
>they are also half the size

[Anonymous No.55274214]

>>55274182
>looks at the hottest months on average
>minimal gains month over month
>reaccelerating

Get back to me in November when prices are 10% lower again

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274223]

>>55274183
>>55274119
That's a Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55274226]

>>55274182
wait til you see what comes next

[Anonymous No.55274230]

>>55274183
>>55274119
Is the entire savings front loaded into the beans?

[Anonymous No.55274236]

I am bagholding SOXL at $30 exactly almost. what should my plan be?
sell at breakeven?
sell half at breakeven?
play it by ear?
I have 500 shares exactly

[Anonymous No.55274254]

>>55274226
If only AI was smarter it could pick up subtle undertones of discrimination in your speech and punish you accordingly. Finally we're getting rid of racist thoughts

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274255]

>>55274223
I agree. Inflation is just Russian disinformation meant to hurt Our Democracy. Putin's Price Hike is the real issue.

[Anonymous No.55274264]

>

[Anonymous No.55274268]

>>55274236
Play it by ear anon, no one knows anything anymore

[Anonymous No.55274287]

>>55274255
What candidate would be the best president for the US economy?
Biden
Trump
DeSantis
Harris
Newsom

[Anonymous No.55274297]

>>55274236
How desperate do you need the break even money? If you can't live without it sell all.

[Anonymous No.55274300]

>>55274287
>What candidate would be the best president for the US economy?
Someone pose one of the collages of US politicians and presidents all touching the wall. :^)

[Anonymous No.55274302]

>>55274226
lmao, I can't remember the last time I heard something positive about Amazon. Even the Eastern European store that I ordered steroids from was less dodgy than Amazon with its product pages that include reviews for totally different products.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274304]

>>55274287
Biden is the greatest president my country (Poland) has ever had.

[Anonymous No.55274310]

>>55274297
not very. I'm sitting on about 90k besides that lol. recently got 80k put into CD;s at 5.3%

[Anonymous No.55274313]

>>55274287
it literally doesn't matter who the president is

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274322]

>>55274313
This. The FBI protects Our Democracy by choosing our presidents for us. Thanks FBI, you're always looking out for democracy!

[Anonymous No.55274334]

>sold soxl for a profit today
>if it goes up tomorrow I look for a short position
>if it goes down I made the right call to sell today
Feeling good lads

[Anonymous No.55274345]

>>55274287
Doomer faggots say it doesn't matter but pretty much anybody on that list that isn't a left wing retard is gonna be better than Biden. It's extremely clear to me that the left absolutely detests investing and wants every person who invests to go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.55274351]

After today, I am officially back in the green, by $70

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274373]

>>55274345
If the FBI says it should be someone else, then we should all trust their judgement about who the president should be. That's how Our Democracy works.

[Anonymous No.55274378]

>>55273473
Fucking please. I hate that faggot so much.

[Anonymous No.55274383]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55274442]

>>55272595
i bought puts at the very bottom, its joever for me unless the literal collapse happens this by this friday

[Anonymous No.55274445]

>>55273135
GM sells out a lot of its fleet to rental companies, this means commercial integration is on the horizon so big line go up

[Anonymous No.55274449]

What do you people think about PLTR? Is it a buy?

[Anonymous No.55274494]

So my 0DTE 428 puts have a change tomorrow?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274520]

Oy vey, my mistake. I forgot that I'm not supposed to post about how the FBI chooses our politicians through blackmail.

[Anonymous No.55274570]

>>55274287
Anyone except RFK, who would be bad for the “economy” because he’s good for the people. The rest of the zombies will suck Blackrock and Pfizer one way or another.

[Anonymous No.55274571]

>>55274351
Based esoteric Excel formula anon.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274580]

>>55274570
This. All of you chuds better vote for RFK instead of Drumpf.

[Anonymous No.55274599]

Yo bobros, you owe me some fucking money

[Anonymous No.55274604]

>>55274383
one small rock and you break your neck and become paraplegic

[Anonymous No.55274618]

[Anonymous No.55274642]

>>55274313
But I'm sure different Presidents would benefit different sectors. Trump would probably make oil cheaper, biden is for infrastructure, etc.

[Anonymous No.55274710]

I can't believe those niggers at Fatlus aren't adding FES to their Persona 3 remake. Also fucking oil AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I hope to God someone here made it in this retarded tech runup because I sure didn't and I would be depressed if somehow I was the norm.

[Anonymous No.55274719]

>>55274642
>Biden is for infrastructure
I think Trump and Biden actually have similar outlooks on infra spending. Their parties just hamstring them in different ways. Neither is spending remotely enough. America needs FDR levels of public sector projects or it’s going to sink fast.

[Anonymous No.55274727]

>RAY DALIO SAYS EQUITIES WILL DO BETTER THAN BONDS
lmao it's totally a bullrun you guise

[Anonymous No.55274730]

>>55274449
I think it was in the $6-$8 range. I played it twice. It looks pricey right now. I want it again though.

[Anonymous No.55274745]

IT
JUST
KEEPS
REACHIN'
into the after hours

[Anonymous No.55274762]

THE EXUBERANT SHALL BE HOOKED

[Anonymous No.55274785]

What do you guys think about quantum computers? I'm considering long in some company that are developing (prob Google), but I can't tell if it's another tech buzz word that will never catch on. I wish i could see how much money companies are using on the development.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55274801]

>schizo's portfolio is so red he's resorted to impersonating me
Kek, bobotards.

[Anonymous No.55274802]

>>55274719
>>55274642
Biden spends money solely on retarded glabalhomo shit that is a waste of money & just funds china. Trump actually invests in the country.

This is a no brainer...if you have more than 2 brain cells that is.

[Anonymous No.55274827]

>>55274785
Never bet on R&D shit, that's how Cathie loses billions.

[Anonymous No.55274836]

Uranium bros!

[Anonymous No.55274837]

>>55273191
>not rebalancing
retard

[Anonymous No.55274843]

What the fuck is this faggot ass market

[Anonymous No.55274846]

>>55273186
Up $66 whole dollars! Another 6 and I'd be in a devilish mood... or something.

[Anonymous No.55274855]

>>55274785
Alphabet doens't know what the fuck they're doing and is trying to research their way out of the hole they dug for themselves during the 10s

[Anonymous No.55274857]

>>55274730
No established AI company with standing government and military contracts such as the FBI / CIA / Airforce / Ukraine shit is going to be $6-8 in 2023

[Anonymous No.55274863]

>>55274785
I really don't think they will be able to reasonably solve quantum error

[Anonymous No.55274885]

if NVDA doesnt go below 380 by friday i will kill myself

[Anonymous No.55274891]

>>55274855
Tell me more before i buy GOOGL. They still big i advertisement right?

[Anonymous No.55274900]

>>55274885
don't make us look bad when you do it, no shooting up schools, churches or walmarts.

[Anonymous No.55274901]

>>55274885
rip anon

[Anonymous No.55274933]

Adobe looks to be in good shape to cash-in on the generative AI wave. First org I’ve seen utilise it in a way that won’t get BTFO by procurement, data protection + regulatory departments. They’ve figure it out a compliant way to roll the tech out to enterprise scale and that’s a big deal. The inevitable next step is Microsoft buying them in the next 3-4 years. Buy now.

[Anonymous No.55274939]

>>55274885
You're saved, anon

[Anonymous No.55274942]

>>55274570

Absolutely right. RFK is better than any other muppet running. Unfortunately I think his speech problem is going to blow his campaign.

[Anonymous No.55274952]

>>55274891
Google is going to get destroyed on that front. PPC spending is down across the board, the traditional SERP is bound to become a thing of the past, and everybody hates the paid version of GA4.

[Anonymous No.55274959]

>>55274942
Sadly I think you’re right about the voice.

[Anonymous No.55274993]

Shit, I found a database of data bought from MSCI on ESG related rankings for assets.

There’s literally about a thousand datapoints on the companies expected VAR for different temperature scenarios, and another thousand for various water usage and water depletion scenarios they send on each individual asset. There’s like 6,000 data points for each assets ESG score. That’s insane

[Anonymous No.55275006]

>>55274952
Thanks. I'll have a look on the competitors for ads.
I think my concerns about ad revenue is rather competing platforms to YouTube and play store.

[Anonymous No.55275010]

>>55274900
>>55274901
>>55274939
theres a gun in my mouth

[Anonymous No.55275040]

>>55275010
if it makes you feel any better i also just wiped out half my net worth on amd puts unless it magically collapses this week

[Anonymous No.55275049]

tell me what happens in the market tomorrow
good day for a spy spread?
all in vix?

[Anonymous No.55275058]

>>55275049
buy my mixtape

[Anonymous No.55275068]

>>55275010
we get it, you were neglected as a child and this is your only way to get attention

[Anonymous No.55275097]

>>55275058
i have solved the equation

[Anonymous No.55275099]

>>55275040
it makes me feel better

[Anonymous No.55275143]

So the plan was they're not going to raise interest rates this week, but will next month right?

[Anonymous No.55275188]

can someone explain what I am looking at?

[Anonymous No.55275202]

SPY has to fill the gap down to $415

[Anonymous No.55275205]

>>55275188
Someone who doesn't own the place is trying to sell it to retards.

[Anonymous No.55275214]

>>55275188
>has tenants
>no viewings
>Kentucky

Blood thirsty nogs

[Anonymous No.55275216]

>>55274785
from what I remember it just solves P-class problems faster and is still insufficient for NP complete and NP hard, it's not revolutionary tech even if it can be applied
but it's been a while since university and that might be wrong

[Anonymous No.55275223]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55275258]

If I had $275m in personal spending money, I'd pay American thots to eat my doodoo for $20k a loaf. You could literally do it thousands of times.

[Anonymous No.55275269]

>>55275216
Not really.
First, there exists only one quantum algorithm, and that's for prime factorization. This is a problem that's thought to be NP-hard. However, other NP-hard problems don't necessarily reduce to prime factorization, so the applicability is relatively limited (relatively because it breaks all prime-based encryption, then again most modern encryption doesn't rely on this).
It's no faster or slower in general for problems in P nor NP.

[Anonymous No.55275295]

WHY IS MY MONEY NOT SETTLED YOU SCAMMERS GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN BUY MY STOCK BEFORE IT MOONS

[Anonymous No.55275312]

>>55275295
The automated clearing house can take up to a week last time I checked and may the lord have mercy on your soul if you are transferring from one broker to another.

[Anonymous No.55275321]

>>55275312
i dont remember it taking so long last time i did this. my only hope now is that jpow dumps the market a little so i can buy in lower.

[Anonymous No.55275340]

>>55275295
Elizabeth warren made it so you have to wait 2 days for funds to clear for your protection

[Anonymous No.55275376]

>>55274836
uranium
r
a
n
i
u
m

[Anonymous No.55275385]

Why does this God damn fucking nigger market keep going up?

[Anonymous No.55275386]

>>55275188
It's amazing a scam as obvious as this can even be listed.

[Anonymous No.55275394]

>>55275295
What are you buying?

[Anonymous No.55275416]

>>55275385
I sold my SQQQ for a 30% loss on my folio today. Do what you will with this info.

[Anonymous No.55275420]

>>55272561
>have 50% in leveraged BULL funds.
>Have 50% in Gold/Silver from bear market

Should I put 100% in BULL, or is this okay?

[Anonymous No.55275452]

>>55275394
moni

[Anonymous No.55275481]

>>55272561
Was a good day for me. Hope this last (it won't).

[Anonymous No.55275500]

>>55275481
kick ass, blessed

[Anonymous No.55275502]

>>55274719
>I think it matters who is president
Jfc people. Still?

[Anonymous No.55275522]

RIP Mike

[Anonymous No.55275533]

>>55275522
14%? Those are rookie numbers.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55275545]

>>55275522
How does this boboid not understand that earnings estimates will always be revised down so they beat. It doesn't matter how bad earnings are, bulls are winners and bobos are losers.

[Anonymous No.55275549]

>>55275452
That’s some AITX/HCMC/DPLS/TBLT level shit. Why would you buy a scam like that?

[Anonymous No.55275553]

lmao Krugman was posting here earlier I swear

[Anonymous No.55275580]

>>55274182
>>55273812
>>55273528
I live in NYC and pay Jews higher rent every year.

[Anonymous No.55275593]

>>55275549
ive got privileged information

[putsRnotDaWae No.55275594]

>>55275553
Unironically true, the Fed was always going to pivot at around 4%. 4% will be the new normal, bullchads will make money because they are in the market, retards (bobos) will have their savings eaten away as they are dollar bulls. Krugman, Powell, Biden, name a more based trio.

[Anonymous No.55275600]

>>55275553
>IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.55275608]

>>55275553
God, I'm so glad only you retards read my shit calls.

[Anonymous No.55275616]

>>55275553
THAT RECKLESS MANIAC HAS GONE TOO FAR

[Anonymous No.55275632]

ARKK

[Anonymous No.55275634]

early baker, paging early baker

[Anonymous No.55275639]

>>55275593
nice, happening soon?

[Anonymous No.55275649]

how many more weeks until MONI merger

[Anonymous No.55275655]

>>55275553
Is this from The Babylon Bee?

[Anonymous No.55275656]

>>55275639
>>55275649
...........two more weeks

[Anonymous No.55275670]

>>55272724
I'm down something like five times more than that but I'm too scared to look at my position so I don't know for sure.

[Anonymous No.55275672]

>>55275655
as per usual, real life is in fact funnier

[Anonymous No.55275674]

big 'sir my village' energy off their twitter

[Anonymous No.55275696]

>>55275674
i dont want you in my trade anyways.

[Anonymous No.55275701]

>>55275696
too late bucko i've been in MONI since the WOGI days

[Anonymous No.55275830]

migrate
>>55275826
>>55275826
>>55275826