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>> No.55316922

>>55316901
USFR

>This post sponsored by WisdomTree

>> No.55316923

>the market is as heavily shorted now as q3 2020

>> No.55316928

first for rigged

>> No.55316933

Woke up late today. Getting paid out on IRBT though so congrats to anyone who listened to my shilling.

>> No.55316943
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55316943

Baggot tongues my anus.

>> No.55316948

>>55316903
VIX at 13 , what gives?

>> No.55316947

50% AMD, 50% ADM
vs.
50% DENN, 50% DNN
vs
50% SOXL, 50% SOXS

Which do I go with?

>> No.55316953

>>55316933
Zamn, congrats and checked. I listened to you but didn't have enough spare cash to throw at it.

>> No.55316957

>>55316903
>joe biden took away one (1) trading day from you this year because you need to take a knee for georgefloyyd-americans

>> No.55316960
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55316960

whats you're "edge"?

>> No.55316963
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55316963

Finally back over $300k net worth. SPX options and TQQQ never again....wish I never sold my TQQQ at the bottom. Back to safe investments from now on.

>> No.55316966

>>55316947
50% SOXL, 50% SOXS

>> No.55316969

>>55316960
Having a benis

>> No.55316970
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55316970

So smegee, my employer overpaid me by about $7k this week.

wat do?

>> No.55316972

>>55316948

Something big is about to happen.

Wierd feeling.

Not holding into the weekend

>> No.55316973
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55316973

>Uber now detects if drivers avoid dangerous areas and threatens them with loss of employment and legal action if they continue to do so.

UBER the next big short?

>> No.55316976
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55316976

>>55316901
$bil $sgov
>>55316921
cool i'm doing just that.

Record OUTFLOWS from MM accounts, you should be buying calls anon.

>> No.55316981

>>55316963
Wew lad

>> No.55316985

>>55316976
I'm not good enough to time options. But I am very invested in a 2X tech ETF

>> No.55316993

GREEN!!!!!!~!!!

>> No.55316994

>>55316972
I felt it yesterday, when nkla was up at market open... i knew immediately this week wasnt like the last. Theres something different in the air today.

>> No.55317000

>>55316960
/smg/ subscription

>> No.55317007
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55317007

Is your hometown on the list, /smg/? (this isn't mine, I just picked one)
>>55316970
Stash the excess but don't spend it. There's a slim chance (like, a snowball's chance in hell) they won't notice but you're likely going to have to pay it back.

>> No.55317008
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>>55316973

I doordash a few hours a week so I can qualify for obamacare, food stamps and appear to be poor on paper to the gov.

I always avoid the bad areas. If I am forced to deliver 40 hot wings and a grape soda with no tip on the corner of junkyville and niggertown...I'll fucking quit

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>>55317000
Thank you for like, commenting and subscribing. I hope you didn't forget to ring that bell. The support of posters like (You) is what keeps us strong!

>> No.55317023

>>55317008
That's a healthy meal in 'mericuh.

>> No.55317027

>>55316972
Feeling that way too. Like this ominous feeling that I need to go cash.

>> No.55317028

>>55317023
>Stromboli
>america
India was a mistake.

>> No.55317030
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55317030

HIGHER

>> No.55317035
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55317035

>>55316960
I am extremely lucky.

>> No.55317036

S&P 500 is little changed, heads for best week since March

>> No.55317039

>>55316963
Why the fuck would you sell TQQQ

it has always ALWAYS bounced back and guaranteed returns

>> No.55317048
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>>55317028

>> No.55317062
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55317062

>regionals bleeding all week
BULLISH!!!!!!!

>> No.55317066
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55317066

Waiting it out at this point with my spreads at max pain. Pretty chill day so far.

>> No.55317067

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

>> No.55317071

>>55316973
>+1 ESG unit

>> No.55317084

Will we dump for international nigger day 19th or pump for international white man’s day on the 18th?

>> No.55317086

>HOOD about to go from 10 to 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico

>> No.55317093
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>>55316960
time

>> No.55317113

>>55317067
We will see 80+ RSI

>> No.55317114

>>55316973
This would imply that Uber maintains their own database of socioeconomic data and demographics. This seems like a double edged sword if they actually fired someone for this.

>> No.55317115

>>55316973
How much you want to bet Uber doesn't send their autonomous vehicles into nigger neighborhoods once they become a thing. Fucking hypocrite Jews.

>> No.55317119

If you aint riden with Biden, then you aint white.

>> No.55317124

based slurpers keeping my beta low, troglodytes priced out, and the shenanigans going

>> No.55317128
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55317128

>>55316960
as a part of my morning routine I strap this on for an hour while I'm getting ready and making breakfast. removes unnecessary distractions throughout the day.

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55317132

>>55317039
I got scared. Bought at the top averaged down to like $656 cost basis. But my portfolio was like 70% TQQQ.... So that was dumb.

>> No.55317135
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55317135

Time to do some finance stuff

>> No.55317151

>>55317128
I dont see any straps anon.

>> No.55317156

>>55317119
Fuck Joe Biden and fuck all Democrats

>> No.55317162
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>>55317132
If you're going to post Asian trannies, at least post cute ones.

>> No.55317165

>>55317132
Should have bought more retard

>> No.55317178

>>55317156
Sounds pretty gay

>> No.55317183

>>55317039
>bounced back
As an ETF there is no guarantee it will ever return to the previous ATH, in reality he's dumb not for selling but for waiting so long to sell a volatile asset that takes more out of you than it puts in.

>> No.55317203
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55317203

NOTHING
CAN
STOP
THIS
BULL
MARKET

>> No.55317205

I bought bitfarms, TQQQ and some soxl

>> No.55317209

You should buy today. But there will be a big dip soon, so make sure to buy then too. And make sure to keep buying as we pull out of said dip. And buy after that too. The plan is simple

>> No.55317212

I just remembered the market is closed on monday. Yeah I'm definately not gonna hold into a 3 day weekend with VIX below 13

>> No.55317220

>>55317212
I mean other than long term plays what would you normally consider holding over a weekend?

>> No.55317228
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55317228

>>55317203
A black swan could

>> No.55317232

I'll be getting my 800 shares of $TQQQ called away today at $41/share. Pretty wild ride.

>> No.55317239

>>55316947
Why would you invest in a leveraged ETF long and short at the same time? So you can give the Jews more fees and theta?

>> No.55317242

>>55317232
Man you're gonna miss out on $480

>> No.55317249

>>55317183
It has always returned to ATH

Even historical charts showing how it would be before the ETF was created have shown that holding has always been the better option.

>> No.55317256

>>55317242
Already up like $11k on them. I'm good and I think my retirement accounts will thank me for taking some heat off of them.

>> No.55317257

I love dividends bros

>> No.55317266
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55317266

>>55317239
>Fully hedged
>Rebalanced annually
>No Items
>Fox Only
>Final Destination

>> No.55317271

Saturn begins retrograde this weekend. Time for a direction change!

>> No.55317281

do you not get a monthly lump sum in dividends when you hold cash in a MMF or does it spread out in smaller amounts over the course of several days?

>> No.55317302

I just sold my spxl

>> No.55317305

>>55316943
hows your living situation going rocker

>> No.55317312

>>55317302
continuation signal

>> No.55317318

>>55316943
If by my, you mean Miku's and by anus you mean mouth, well I guess you got me.

>> No.55317319
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55317319

>>55317281
Depends. You can open its ticker on TradingView and adjust for dividends in the bottom right.

>> No.55317323

Oil

>> No.55317331
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55317331

>>55317323
>dumps in you're path

>> No.55317335
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55317335

>>55317220
I dont have any long term plays. I just trade daily with tight stops and a goal of 1-3%.

I'll hold overnight if my position is advantageous, freebies or fat enough from the stop but i aim to close daily. But I have been rising palantir and SOXL since monday and I'm up 37%

>> No.55317345

>>55317266
But how does that work?

>> No.55317349

>>55317335

Btw..I only do options...no direct purchases

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55317351

>>55317345

>> No.55317352

>>55317331
Listen I just very much believe a second comeuppance of energy is going to shock this market in the coming months and you can't convince me otherwise.

>> No.55317359

>>55317335
Bigfoot is so me

>> No.55317368

>>55317266
Calling shenanigans
>blue: 100% SOXL
>red: 100% SOXS
>orange: 50/50
Also: $10k in SOXL in 2010 would have made you a millionaire in 2021. Amazing.

>> No.55317372

>>55317335
well you're just gambling so who cares

>> No.55317373
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55317373

>>55317305
Good now, my sister got a new place so she's out of here and I have permission to be a slob again comfortably.
>>55317318
Her name isn't miku, it's MIKO!!! YOU COME INTO MY GENERAL YOU GET MY WIFES NAME RIGHT!!!

>> No.55317378
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55317378

>right about everything

Bac ftw

>> No.55317381

>pretend I'm buying puts on xle
>start placing buy orders at the mark
>the entire sector starts moving against me to increase fomo
>watch the contracts get more expensive
>switch between tabs, watching the price move on multiple tickers so the algorithm thinks I'm nervous
>adjust my price
>watch the market maker fools move the market against me again
>open my laptop with a spoofed IP
>buy calls
get fucked retards

>> No.55317388

>>55317373
>my general
>miku
This is Lum town

>> No.55317392
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55317392

Personally I think clorox is a very overlooked stock now. They recovered from the dotcom bubble in less then 5 years, weren't affected by the housing crash, and kept growing through the late 2014 shale peak. Also trading at 2018 pre covid levels. Gives very high dividends and grows in value unlike CDs. If thats not fair valuation I don't know what is.

>> No.55317397

>>55317266
Also TQQQ (red) and 50/50 TQQQ/SOXL (orange) outperforms just SOXL (blue) & with less volatility

>> No.55317404
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55317404

>>55317368
Forgot pic

>> No.55317405
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55317405

I was just taking a shit why did everything reverse?

>> No.55317417

>>55317372

Tight stops. Not really. I aim to gain 1-5% daily but cap my losses off.

>> No.55317424
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55317424

>>55317397
Forgot pic again (just woke up from a nap)

>> No.55317428
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55317428

>>55316960
100% BRK.

>> No.55317429
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55317429

The only reason the market has been rallying since October is because dollar is going down the drain. Is that bullish?

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55317450

>>55317392
idk kev

>> No.55317451

>>55317429

But it hasnt really, inflation appears to be cooling. I am seeing it anecdotally in my life

Maybe relative to other currencies

>> No.55317452
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55317452

Reminder the market is closed on Monday for national Black Fatherhood Day

>> No.55317468

test

>> No.55317470

Anything pill me right now, looking to be a mindless servant.

>> No.55317477

>>55317388
Miko and Lum are friends but Miko definitely runs this general.

>> No.55317482

what a boring and sluggish opex

>> No.55317495

>>55317470
Take the bogglepill

>> No.55317514

>>55317249
>how it would be before the etf
It has not always returned to ATH because the ATH was 91 bucks and it's at 42 bucks right now. In 2020 when it was at 42, the Nasdaq was around 12,400. The Nasdump is now at 13,800. The nasdick must go to something like 18,000 for it to reach 91 bucks again- for him to break even. This is not a good trade, this is also why you do not iron hands hodl etfs.

>> No.55317522

For me, it's SCHD. Slow and steady wins the race.

>> No.55317523
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55317523

>>55317373
Her name is worst girl.

>> No.55317528

>>55317428
He's right, drawdown is the devil.

>> No.55317535

>>55317452
>take something nice and dilute it with whores
The USA is such a trashy joke of a country. Even in shitholes like Brazil no one thinks being a whore is a good thing.

>> No.55317542
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55317542

slurped soxl. what am I in for?

>> No.55317544
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55317544

>>55317523
Don't slander my wife. Not going to get another warning.

>> No.55317548

Just can't keep going up like this.

>> No.55317551
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55317551

Here you go retail trader, heres your market. Oh yea dont do more then 1 day trade or we will lock your money up.

>> No.55317552

>>55317451
I have seen actual food go up in price. Gas is in a spot where any upward movement in the price of oil causes gas stations to increase prices. But cheesecake has gone down.

You cannot build an economy on cheesecake.

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>>55317428
>>55317528

>> No.55317565

>>55317551
Just trade futures, the PDT rule is an idiot test.

>> No.55317566

>>55317548
I will though until they pivot and then it'll violently dump.

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55317577

>>55317368
>shenanigans

>> No.55317581

>>55317552
The only metric you have to pay attention to is the price of Stouffer's lasagna

>> No.55317593

>>55317581
This is bullish for pfizer.

>> No.55317595

>>55317552

Crab legs went down. Clothes went down. Cmeggs and milk went down.

Glass half full or half empty?

>> No.55317599

>>55317581
Never knew garfield liked to browse /smg/

>> No.55317600

>>55317581
>Kashkari saw a price drop, voted to pause
>Didn't realize they shrinkflated

>> No.55317604

>>55317565
But when i think about the future i cry.

>> No.55317615

>>55317417
if it makes you feel better
still gambling

>> No.55317619

>>55317595
Economies are also not built on crab legs.

>> No.55317638

I gotta tell you guys, investing for dividends is way less stressful than trying to use options.

>> No.55317644
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55317644

What kind of wild shit do you think we see Tuesday post-opex?

>> No.55317652

>>55317638
$SPY, $KO, and etc. Easy money.

>> No.55317655

>>55317638
What's a good stock for 50k?

>> No.55317663
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55317663

>>55317615

Its all gambling fren

Some gamblers are better than others

You soend 40 year investing in one stock and lose it all on a friday at 4pm

>> No.55317670

>>55317428
>immediately sells stocks at the bottom

Kys boomer

>> No.55317676

>>55317655
BH
>8.5% dividend

>> No.55317678

Is BABA Leap Calls a good Invesmtent here?

>> No.55317681

>>55317676
BHP*

>> No.55317689

>>55317397
>>55317676
chasing divs and thinking past performance matters. embarrassing tbqh

>> No.55317697

>>55317604
It's called futures with an s cause there are multiple you can end with

>> No.55317700
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55317700

>>55317644
SOXL and TQQQ to the moon i guess

>> No.55317709

>>55317655
I would just do the SCHD fund. I think USB has been a good buy lately as well. Banks aren't in as bad a shape as everyone was worried about, and so US Bancorp stock has been very low, pushing the yield way up.

>> No.55317713

>>55316960
Industrial knee pads

>> No.55317715

Slurp the NVDA dip! Don't let the hedgies get out of paying our $420 blaze it calls!

>> No.55317718

How can I profit from the upcoming mass die off of those who got vaccinated?

>> No.55317722

>>55317689
>thinks backtesting is irrelevant
>can't read and understand comment chains
Based retard

>> No.55317730

>>55317722
>comment

>> No.55317737

>>55317718
SCI, but remember there's a convex payoff. If you get sooo many people dying then everyone may just give up on funerals entirely.

>> No.55317740

>>55317007
Clever way to advertise. Better then saying “best cities for White people”.

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>>55317722
>comment chains

>> No.55317755

>you now remember SIGA

>> No.55317756

>>55317429
Dollar to PLN has been getting worse and worse man.

T. dirty Polsko-Amerykanski

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55317758

>>55317689
There are guys who draw silly lines on chart too.
Just sayin

>> No.55317762

*points* Oh my God is that Jerome Powell?! *runs away in shame*

>> No.55317777

>>55317755
We need more plagues fr fr. Super mpox or H5N1 or ebola or something. Spice things up. Cause this current one is bullshit:
>>55316515
>>55316543
>>55316553

>> No.55317780

>>55317756
was meant for
>>55317429

>> No.55317793

>>55316903
WHY THE FUCK IS NIGGERDAY A STOCK MARKET HOLIDAY? I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SHORTING EVERY NIGGERSTOCK ON MONDAY WTF

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>>55317777
Black death 2 confirmed

>> No.55317798

>>55317756
Why *didn't* /smg/ invest in eastern Poland?

>> No.55317799

>>55317777
Checked and im 3 years behind the fad pilled.

>> No.55317804

Hello everyone, I am from the future. I've traveled back in time to tell you what the markets are going to do:

Overall, the markets will trend upwards over the next 100 years.

You're welcome.

>> No.55317812

>>55317804
Bear signal

>> No.55317820

>>55317777
checked

>> No.55317819

>>55317663
thats why you dont put it all on one stock :^)
nice strawman tho

>> No.55317829

>>55317793
I too, am disappoint.

>> No.55317846

>>55317804
Go back future scholar. We don’t like your kind here.

>> No.55317855

>>55317663
>investing in one stock
If only there was a way to spread your risk around

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>>55317804

>> No.55317858

>>55317804
Spoilers dude.. year to year price action is my only hobby

>> No.55317873

Personally I can't believe SVIX Chads keep winning.

>> No.55317892
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55317892

>>55317855
Risk isn't real

>> No.55317895

>>55317777

There is some mysteryouis virus is Phuket thailand right now they dont want to talk about

>> No.55317902

Are tech stocks in red today? What's going on. Is Nvidia stealing all gains or is this finally the end of tech growth

>> No.55317906

>>55317804
Does Jpow ever get to rawdog Brainard on live tv in front of the whole world when he announces immediate 1000 bepis hike and defeats inflation for good?

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55317908

>>55317895
Go on...

>> No.55317916

>>55317902
Beginning of TQQQ calls

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55317956

never forget every trade is a learning experience. just try not to pay too much for the lesson.

>> No.55317976

>>55317956
What did you learn from your last trade?

>> No.55317977

>>55317902
just opex freezing prices in place

>> No.55317979

mumu are you alright? Can i call anyone for you?

>> No.55317993

>>55317976
I sold CCs on SOXL and discovered Lum is a whore

>> No.55318005

>>55317979
You might be literally the final bear.

>> No.55318013

>>55317976
my last trade was selling SOXL calls
i learned that even if a strike was just added and has never been traded before, market makers will have no problem buying them as insurance at a reasonable price. those calls have depreciated 64% and i still own them

>> No.55318027

>>55317993
do not speak about my wife like that.

>> No.55318029

>>55318005
I’m still bearish and it hurts

>> No.55318031

>>55317804
Telling us this has interfered with the course of history, we will now crab in terms of real value for the next 1000 years.

>> No.55318036

BOIL bros are we back?

>> No.55318040
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>>55318027
>cartoon drawn by a man
>your wife
Cringe

>> No.55318047

>>55318040
lum was drawn by a woman

>> No.55318052

>>55318013
Yeah, I get the feeling too-clever-by-half investors are going after S.M.H./SOXX but the meme squeeze energy is concentrated in NVDA. AMD and MU are not going to jump 50% from here.

>> No.55318062
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55318062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQGnVrTsAM

>> No.55318066

Should I buy MARA or bitcoin?

>> No.55318074

>>55318066
Bitfarms is using fucking water to mine bitcoin..

>> No.55318080

>>55318074
good afternoon I hate bitfarms (BITF)

>> No.55318085

Why is everyone so optimistic though? Is this the start of another 10 year bull run?

>> No.55318092
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>>55318062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A

Also short MSFT.

>> No.55318098

If this post ends in a 5 its glorious 10 year bull run. if it ends in 8 everyone gets addicted to cocaine and bug chasing lot lizzards.

>> No.55318099

>>55318085
>market conditions suck
>interest rates suck
>inflation sucks
>labor sucks
>GDP sucks
>bonds suck
>your wife doesnt suck
no where else to put your money. might as well fuel the next ai bubble. Greed is a hell of a drug.

>> No.55318107

>>55318005
i bought x20 and x8 bear certificates for $4000 on june 9th, while my broker had a technical difficulty so i could buy for over double my balance. so right now i have $9000 (bought for $10000) in bear x20 and x8 certificates. I'm shorting the swedish omxs30, which is much weaker right now so i'm not as red as ameribears

My thesis is that swedish index doesn't have as much tech, so it won't rally as hard, but once the pullback hits it will hit broadly.

I'm just down 15 and 8% right now. selling the x8 bears first. My target is approx down 4-6% from here, depending on what happens.

>> No.55318109

>>55318098
Bros... not like this.

>> No.55318112

>>55318040
I hope this isn't your confession that you worship 3dpd

>> No.55318125

>>55317798
Honestly man. Buying something here in eastern Poland prior to the whole Ukraine war I would have made bank

>> No.55318126

>>55318098
could be worse I suppose.

>> No.55318132

>>55318098
Joke's on you, I can't afford even a single hit of coke.

>> No.55318137

>>55318036
I sold for a small profit this morning

>> No.55318154

>>55317804
worst use of a time machine ever

>> No.55318159

why the FUCK are we not pumping?

We are supposed to go up 25% EVERY MONTH to match inflation, what is this bullshit

I literally bought this week

>> No.55318175

>>55318159
i bought calls.

>> No.55318179

>>55318159
TSLA seems fine. Do you need anything else in the market?

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>>55318159
>We are supposed to go up 25% EVERY MONTH to match inflation, what is this bullshit
Soon we'll be going down 25% every month to match deflation, I can't wait

>> No.55318205

>>55318159

>he bought

Imagine buying on a friday before a 3 day holiday.

>> No.55318206

>>55318191
this, the moment the fed starts cutting rates is when the big shit happens

>> No.55318222

>>55318206

That will be the time to buy..no matter ehat anyone says. It will seem like an awful time but you shut up and buy

>> No.55318224

I am of the mindset that Mullen Automotive will go up from this price to somewhere above 10 dollars in the next year or so. I think it has the potential to go much higher.

The thing is, people seem to be avoiding it for lack of results, but there isn't a good reason to believe that there won't be any results. Like the CEO says, they appear to be doing everything to meet deadlines.

It's just about making sales at this point. You can say basically anything you want about the character of their company, as soon as the vans and trucks start rolling out it's going to be profit, and profit is going to translate to an increase in share cost.

So yeah, once again. You can say literally anything bad you want about the outlook of the company but from my perspective everyone appears to be jumping to irrational conclusions before the deliveries have even occurred.

This company is the most bullish looking for investors because of the sheer cost of the stock. There are better looking vehicles available, but looking at the numbers you stand to make more money investing in Mullen probably. And that's just when you look at personal vehicles.

The vans and trucks are going to do well in the long term, and that's what I see. There is no good superficial reason to sell. Your emotions mean nothing. The numbers are great. If I had any more money I would be buying in right now. It's about 2024, possibly even 4th quarter this year for a very real bull run.

>> No.55318240
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55318240

Bullrun canceled

>> No.55318248

nog day

>> No.55318251

>>55318206
Primitive humans. Not gonna happen. As bad as democrats are, one thing they do well is get what they want even if it’s wrong. Recession means right into 2024, which is presidential year, which means lose. They won’t let it happen. Welcome to new normal of inverted rates.

>> No.55318254

i just discovered a flaw in my strategy: i use this system where i buy at a certain price and sell at another. when the difference between the latter and the former is greater than zero, i made a profit. it requires a bit of math, but it's a good system overall. but it turns out that sometimes the price does not move in the right dorection, like now, fucking NDX

>> No.55318257

>>55318240
Bullish for Amazon

>> No.55318264

>>55318240
That worked well last year, or whenever.

>> No.55318266

TSLAbros what the fuck just happened? Did Elon tweet something stupid again?
>>55318248
That's Monday

>> No.55318269
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55318269

translation:
>Total value: 3400 USD
>gains this year: -99,74%
>total certificates for 9000 USD (overdrawn by 5600 USD

I'm ready.

>> No.55318276

>>55318240
good thing UPS is adopting AI trucks

>> No.55318282

>>55318240
EVERYTHING IS BULLISH FOR SOXL. THEY INVENTED AI WE DON'T NEED DRIVERS OR WORKERS ANYMORE

>> No.55318290
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Can you CHUDS stop selling for power hour? FUCK.

>> No.55318293

>>55318224
>Mullen Automotive
they're NGMI

>> No.55318310

>>55318224
What people seem not to understand about investors is that there really aren't as many people as you think doing it. Not only that but the emotional side of things is consistently less important than how much money something is capable of generating.

So the average investor is just a human being, investing on a rational basis.... It's important to have both the rational side of things and the PR side of things put together. Um.

The people making daily videos about this stuff seem to not understand what it is that investors actually look at and are making content that seems like it's for an insular audience.

I'm not sure if you know this but people like your auntie are the ones investing in Tesla it's not just rich people with yachts, and those people really are just people and don't have this exclusivity complex. If you want to attract investors you really want to be targeting everyone and not just rich people. You should be doing marketing basically.

So if you have a sentiment like "this is not possible" or "money people don't really do things this certain way" just throw those out because the best ideas are original and catch a lot of attention from standing out and being unusual.

>> No.55318313

>>55318266
QQQ and SPY entering snap city.

>> No.55318322
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55318322

Hello.

>> No.55318325

>>55318293
BUT here's what I'm saying like no one is even paying you to say this but to me it doesn't make sense. They aren't going to be uhh king of planet earth of the car world, but they are going to make it in a niche sense. There will be revenue and that's what good investing is about.

>> No.55318339

I'm going camping. If I see Bobo, I'll shoot on sight

>> No.55318344
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55318344

You sold the top, right?

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>>55317397
>>55317424
I don't understand how the charts have worked out like this, from what I know of SOXL, wouldn't the heaviest drops in both 2016, 2019 and 2022 have completely wiped out your principle? For example the -90% drop from December 2021 to October 2022 would've irreparably destroyed your portfolio, and the prodigious ~100% recovery during the year after that would only result in you being down -80% overall instead. Am I misinterpreting this? I was under the impression that things like the -80% and -90% portfolio wipers are the reason SOXL and SOXS are only traded for short term and can't be held for years like regular non-leveraged stocks?

>> No.55318351

>>55318310
how many reverse splits have they done so far

>> No.55318352

>>55318344
>Juneteenth
>Black swan

>> No.55318360
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Tick tick mumu joggers... Get in the fucking bag mumu!

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>>55318352
>Juneteenth
>Black swan
>Mumu's gains get stolen

>> No.55318377

is the plan still to kill all the old people or has the plan shifted to bringing the rich old people to spend all their savings?
either way the governments (especially Chyna) somehow have to get rid of the useless poor old people

>> No.55318383

Why doesn’t China observe Juneteenth? We need to fix this.

>> No.55318423

>>55318325
It's real simple, lets say your a fleet manager, are you going to buy commercial vehicles, regardless of drive train, from a literal who company, that might not even be around in 5 years? Or would you simply buy an electric ford transit if you wanted EVs? Rivian is going to be fine because they captured Amazon, who isn't going anywhere.

>> No.55318424

>>55318377
>kill all the old people
The old people literally shut the world down because they were scared for their own safety.
Do you feel in charge?

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55318441

INTC highs of day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk

>> No.55318461

>>55318441
AMD lows of day

>> No.55318463
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>>55318424
lockdowns didnt protect people, so your argument is invalid
we need to release boomer wealth for the greater good
how will they get them to spend more?

>> No.55318465

>>55318351
>>55318351
Literally doesn't matter. The vans will sell, they will make revenue. It will attract investors. Reverse stock splits are just precautions to avoid being delisted. No one loses money in the process. Don't be retarded.

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55318471

The squeeze is still on, you should be buying.

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55318472

>>55318441

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would you trust this man /smg/?

>> No.55318481

Guys, I'm beginning to think Nvidia might not actually be a trillion dollar company.

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55318484

don't forget to load up today bobo. don't get prices out next week.

>> No.55318489

>>55318463
>lockdowns didnt protect people, so your argument is invalid
That's not my argument.

>> No.55318496

>>55318484
All this bear euphoria is funny when we're just cooling off for the next rally.

>> No.55318505

>>55318463
>lockdowns didnt protect people, so your argument is invalid
That's not his argument.

>> No.55318506 [DELETED] 

>>55318423
That does make sense to me, but Mullen will probably not disappear, but instead probably will be bought up or merge with another company. Support for the product is unlikely to stop.

I'm surprised that people are this dumb. It really doesn't take a lot of thought to understand this. Some will choose other companies.

Regardless of this, the value of the stock is going up tremendously in 2024.

>> No.55318514

>>55318496
That’s right. Don’t sell yet. Someone needs to sell the bottom

>> No.55318520

>>55318463
They really did fuck us millennials in the ass and then told us it was our fault. Fucking boomers man.

>> No.55318521

Bro's, where can i see bloomberg live without paying?
i know there was a link sometime ago in these threads yet the link probably broke already and i dont feel like paying $300 / year to watch a single channel.
Is there any free way to view it on my PC?

>> No.55318528

everyone ready to hold over the 3 day weekend?

>> No.55318537
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55318537

>>55318484
>>55318496
They’re getting ready to dump on you faggots, with such low vol on a triple witching day. Prepare your anus for next week, they finally hooked retail to fomo back in. You are the exit liquidity...

>> No.55318539

>>55318521
You mean like their Youtube channel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

>> No.55318550

>>55318528
i realized longs today. fuck today's open and fuck the burger holiday

>> No.55318556

>>55318506
>I'm surprised that people are this dumb.
post your position, including cost basis

>> No.55318564

>>55318521
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>> No.55318565

Harden your heart, oh, Bobo
increase your attacks

>> No.55318570

>>55318565
Bobo jebaited. He actually thought Biden would start Juneteenth weekend with a red day!

>> No.55318580

>>55318556
>post your position, including cost basis
No items, Fox only, Final Destination

>> No.55318581

bobo thanks for that 440 slurp.

>> No.55318600

>>55318539
omfg is this for real?
I see its live but wtf, why do they then cut off the stream on their website after about 30min and ask to pay?
but cheers man for that for real, gotta have my daily CEO milfs talking about finance and stuff
Kill me, but i do have a thing for rich milfs, anyone same?

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55318603

Hi /smg/ I took a break from staring at charts to go get lunch. On the way back, I watched the geese/ducks on the river a few few minutes
Enjoy
I think in another life, I would have made an excellent goose

>> No.55318609

>>55318600
>why do they then cut off the stream on their website after about 30min and ask to pay?
idk, bandwidth costs? I'll remind you to consider their name.

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>>55318603
those look delicious

>> No.55318617

>ADM new HOD
Ag Chads winning again

>> No.55318620
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55318620

Regionals are bleeding.

>> No.55318624

>>55318240
AI solves this!

>> No.55318640
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55318640

Oh fuck, I've got my crop futures next to my physical uranium!

>> No.55318647

>>55318603
Nice vid. The ducks in my backyard always passive-agressively float away to maintain 20-30 feet distance.

>> No.55318650

>>55318620
good

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>>55318603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I
it's important to relax.

>> No.55318678

VTI is gonna dump back to $215 next week right?

>> No.55318688

>>55317740
>best
>still 1/20 black

>> No.55318720

I can't wait for Biden to finish the railroad from the pacific all the way across the indian ocean.

>> No.55318734
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sold the rest of me BOIL

>> No.55318736

>>55318720
I too watch Walk, Don't Run

>> No.55318741

>>55318720
holy based he is building a transcontinental railroad? when?

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>>55318741
Of course he'd announce that during pride month.

>> No.55318754

>>55318741
https://truthsocial.com/@GeneHarvey/110550808117520945

>> No.55318764
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55318764

MSFT collapsing. Why'd I paper hand my puts?

>> No.55318768

AMZN took a big shit today damn

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>>55318754
listen jack he was referring to the Indiana ocean

>> No.55318779

>>55317956
If her tits were bigger than her head, that image would be 10/10

>> No.55318781
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55318781

>Selling into the close, you just love to see it... Looks like people are going risk off for Juneteenth

>> No.55318783

bobo is real today. Verification not required.

>> No.55318784

>>55318768
>unprofitable
>high debt/assets
>Bezos not CEO
Not a buy for me at this price. Maybe $100.

>> No.55318785

>>55318764
>>55318768
there's more to come

>> No.55318790

next week is a dump and SOXL will probably hit 19-20, but then after pump resumes.

>> No.55318796

>>55318754
truly revolutionary. a floating rail road. that cuck trump couldn't even patch a chain link fence.

>> No.55318799
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55318799

NVDA might turn red!

>> No.55318806

Remember the other day when some retards didn't believe that we were all seeing a sucker's rally?

Yeah.

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55318807

Big fall to get to the meme lines, i don't think bobo has the capital. Better pray big boys want to take profit. But i'll give you some advice...they don't.

>> No.55318815

>>55318754
Fucking based ocean train builder.

>> No.55318817
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55318817

>>55318754
I hate Jim Brandon so fucking much it’s unreal.

>> No.55318819

>>55318796
I'd like to see them try to pull this shit off.

>> No.55318821
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55318821

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

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55318830

>>55318821
>-0.68%

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55318835

>>55318821
Looks like -00.34% on the spy.

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>>55318821
Absolutely heemed

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>>55318821
Cattle rustlers, shifty illegals, and/or high falutin' teens too good for an honest day's work hit my ADM gains right at the end.

>> No.55318863

>>55318821
Slightly less green than yesterday, but mostly because of the exchange rate

>> No.55318866

>>55317132
you are stupid. you should have bought more. you liked it when it was high as fuck but not when its at a high discount? make some fucking sense.

>> No.55318873

>>55318849
all y'all'd've lost money if ya bought calls like me.

>> No.55318878

remember to give 10% of your trading gains toa nigger in celebration of nigger enslavement day

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>>55318870
>>55318870
>>55318870

>> No.55318886

>>55318873
'less'n a course they's calls on SOXS!

>> No.55318894

>>55317368
just stop and let me die already fuck.

>> No.55318895

>>55318873
Like 5 fucking percent.

>> No.55318907

Artificial Intelligence is bearish, no thanks

Artificial Stupidity.... Now that's bullish and something I can get behind

>> No.55318982

>>55318907
Sorry i already have a monopoly on that sector.

>> No.55319015

>>55318982
Sorry anon I just built a hotel on NVDA

>> No.55319075

>>55318821
made $130. still have to go to work

>> No.55319105

>>55318821
-$17,301

>> No.55319175

>>55318821
I made like two dollars dude, aw jeez.

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>>55318821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-muIgJD0rMo

>> No.55319218

Kroger is the industry leader of AI technology

>> No.55319230

NVDA: even if you think AI is stupid that won't stop business from investing billions.

>> No.55319246

NVDA: pls buy my $25,000 shovels so that nobody notices declining GPU sales

>> No.55319264

NVDA: Just counting down until that Jensen insider sale filing

>> No.55319265
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55319265

Rocker, I saw your post saying you were going to get Taco Bell
You better also make a video this weekend... It's been an exciting week for the markets, a lot to talk about
Also I made this new Apu

>> No.55319288

Tanker gang is BACK https://www.freightwaves.com/news/supertanker-roller-coaster-surprise-rate-spike-to-91000-per-day

>> No.55319306
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>>55319265
Based taco apu maker

>> No.55319310

>>55319265
can you link to his channel? i search "fat pig accumulates debt" and cannot find it.

>> No.55319311

spotify dudes
half expecting 2020 style pops next, just keeps going

>> No.55319321

>>55316903
>Educational sites
>https://exhentai.org/tag/female:pantyhose
How long has this link been hiding in the OP?

>> No.55319338

>>55319310
I haven't made a video in a long time.

>> No.55319345

>>55318817
those are some old fucking children

>> No.55319351

>>55319321
We call that "baker's privilege"

>> No.55319392

How long before chinks and Irish get their own woe is me holiday

>> No.55319402
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55319402

TA this chart.

>> No.55319414

Is anyone going to bank a new one?

>> No.55319426

>>55319402
You're overdue for some mean reversion.

>> No.55319442

>>55319414
It keeps getting deleted. Don't know if it's from some janny or some random OP that's pretending to be retarded.

>> No.55319476

>>55319442
Fine I'll try baking one

>> No.55319488
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>>55319476
Best of luck soldier.

>> No.55319497

>>55317793
Diversity is our strength, anon.

>> No.55319498

new
>>55319495
>>55319495
>>55319495

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>>55317804
>100 years into the future
>market still a bipolar 14 year old girl
The.ride.never.ends.co.uk.co.il.jp.cn.au.mil

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>>55317956
I learned I suck at life and have no idea wtf im doing.

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>>55318322
>pic
Please sit on my face to make me feel better.

>> No.55319598

>>55318821
Today was AIDS, down to $50.