/GME/ - VS GMD Dante Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.55335876]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report (FY22)
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>55323920

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.55335880]

>>55335876
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,992.140B, 103P = 19.341B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,011.556B, 104P = 19.342B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.55335915]

>>55335880

[Anonymous No.55335924]

God damn gap at $24,3 is annoying

[Anonymous No.55335960]

WAGMI tomorrow bros
>inb4 holiday
billions will be deposited to the accounts of the rest of us while americans hold the bag

[Anonymous No.55335999]

>>55335960
I feel bad for the pension funds. Or rather those whos savings will be used unknowingly

[Anonymous No.55336031]

>>55335999
>checked
the old boomers who will suffer did it to themselves. If they are lucky their zoomer grandchild will have invested in GME and will look after them.

[Anonymous No.55336034]

>>55335999
nice trips loser

[Anonymous No.55336090]

>citadel might be bankrupt
Okay be real. Let's pretend, for the sake of argument, that citadel is indeed secretly bankrupt. Could they somehow just continue trading as if they weren't through some fuckery of the rules?
(Remember, in this hypothetical, the rules mean literally nothing and they have the regulators in their pockets/on their side)

[Anonymous No.55336096]

what's the latest news bros I've been out of the loop for about three weeks
wagmi

[Anonymous No.55336108]

>>55336090
>Could they somehow continue trading through some fuckery
yes

[Anonymous No.55336109]

>>55336090
of course, why wouldn't there be a loophole already in place to let them continue as if nothing happened

[Anonymous No.55336124]

>>55336109
Things will continue to go Citadel's way until there is no possible way to hold things back

[Anonymous No.55336127]

>>55336096
Ryan says women are running his company into the ground. He’s going to fire all women and trannies

[Anonymous No.55336131]

>All the Michael Jordan memes pop up the day before/on Juneteenth
Gotta admit Predditor mods have a sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.55336143]

I fap to citadel's asian interns what the fuck are you going to do about it kenny?

[Anonymous No.55336146]

>tfw MOASS

[Anonymous No.55336147]

>>55336143
based coomer

[Anonymous No.55336186]

>>55335999
checked inverse satan. feeling devilish.

[Anonymous No.55336197]

>>55335999
I don't.

[Anonymous No.55336205]

>>55336197
they ignored 2008, fuck em.

[Anonymous No.55336282]

>>55335999
I would feel bad if it weren't the only way for the NPCs to wake up to the fact that high finance being thoroughly corrupted with fraud is a BIG FUCKING ISSUE even if they don't 'hold stocks' or 'trade' or have ever had a brokerage account. I sincerely think this is the only way for a collective awakening to reach critical mass required for systemic change since folks are far too occupied these days by netflix and triple-wageslaving to afford their meatloaf to even begin to do DD.

[Anonymous No.55336352]

>>55336282
It is. Probably. There's a lot to untangle around why things are the way they are but yah. It still makes me sad though

[Anonymous No.55336394]

>>55335999
I couldn’t care less about boomers if I tried. To me, the best thing about MOASS is that they’ll be left holding the bag. After what they’ve done to this country they absolutely deserve a taste of their own medicine

[Anonymous No.55336428]

>>55336394
The boomers are dying in droves, but I know what you mean. It's just that the generations after them are very hierarchical, if our parents said so or did this, so must we. Nonetheless I suppose one must reap what's been down, but if people were never truly educated. They were lied to by corporations, universities and politicians. Everyone that should have known better. Is it solely their fault?

[Anonymous No.55336432]

Digits is percent chance of moass on Tuesday, We're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

[Anonymous No.55336441]

>>55336394
this. i once did, then over the course of this journey i proded a few in my family. only one deserves redemption. the rest are brainwashed whores or brainwashed by brainwashed whores.
they let this happen to themselves.
even when given data points. the college 'educated' are worthless. let down by the system they have self-admittedly distrusting faith in.
they chose to ignore their gut feelings.
i choose to watch them suffer, as they have done to us.
>>55336428
yes.

[Anonymous No.55336445]

Guys where is MOASS?

[Anonymous No.55336459]

>>55336428
if this falls through investors must cope, if boomers fall through they must cope.

[Anonymous No.55336487]

I'm going to make it. I'm too DETERMINED not to.

[Anonymous No.55336495]

[Anonymous No.55336496]

I'm sorry but ANOTHER fucking burger holiday. What is wrong with you guys.

[Anonymous No.55336545]

Ryan
Have you wver heard of something called FIDUCIARY DUTY?

[Anonymous No.55336565]

>>55336428
>Is it solely their fault?
Boomers? No, but it’s not our fault that we were brought into a world where economies are on perpetual life support and we need to deal with leftists subsidizing the lowest common denominator with our taxes.
What is it that they say about bootstraps?
what comes around goes around

[Anonymous No.55336573]

im green, thanks rc

[Anonymous No.55336686]

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1670558014678654983?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

[Anonymous No.55336688]

>>55336686
his father is burning in hell right now :)

[Anonymous No.55336694]

>>55336686
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.55336717]

>>55336686
booo

[Anonymous No.55336730]

*moans*

[Anonymous No.55336747]

>>55336686
Imagine being Ryan’s dead dad and watching him fail to trigger MOASS for 2.5 years. What a fucking failure of a son, I’d literally roll in my grave

[Anonymous No.55336764]

Let's say hypothetically Kenneth Griffin were to suddenly pass away due to complications from extreme stress and excessive cocaine and mayo consumption. What would Citadel do, and how would this effect GME?

[Anonymous No.55336773]

>>55336764
It will be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.55336798]

>>55336694
Some giga autist is probably going to over analyze everything in that picture and piece together some convoluted theory about the exact date of MOASS.

[Anonymous No.55336800]

>>55336686
QUICK! WHAT COLOURS ARE ON HIS SHIRT

[Anonymous No.55336801]

>>55336764
Imagine trying to find a ceo for the largest organized crime syndicate in human history lol lmao

[Anonymous No.55336840]

boooo fuck you, fat jewish boomer billionaire. I want DFV back.

[Anonymous No.55336867]

>>55336730
A fucking twink

[Anonymous No.55336871]

>>55336686
>muh daddy
This faggot is obsessed with his dead dad. Why is he like this? Did they fuck or something?

[Anonymous No.55336912]

>>55336686
It is a good picture, and the kind of picture you cherish if you lose a parent.

But what in the Sam Hill is the cable management on that desk. You could put em under.. or behind.. or around.. or at least use a got damn pipe cleaner or zip tie or something. I cant look at anything else, send help

[Anonymous No.55336996]

>>55336764
Kenny hasn’t been alive for the last year and change. What you see and hear when he makes his appearances is a paid actor from the glow agencies combined with an AI synthesized voice.

[Anonymous No.55337145]

rest in piss faggot

[Anonymous No.55337206]

>>55336496
Ironically we have the lowest average vacation days in the developed western world.

[Anonymous No.55337233]

>>55337206
Unless you work for the government, most people don't get those "holidays" off. I despise the days where I have to be a wagie and I don't even get to watch the chart.

[Anonymous No.55337241]

What a beautiful photo. Pure love. Happy Fathers Day RC. Love you.

[Anonymous No.55337265]

Why is chobani tweeting about his dead dad? He should be working on getting MOASS started

[Anonymous No.55337292]

>>55337241
>Love you.

[Anonymous No.55337352]

>>55337241
>Love you.

[Anonymous No.55337354]

>>55336686
HOLY FUCK. MOASS CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.55337394]

>>55336686
MOASS REALLY IS THIS WEEK. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55337500]

>>55337265
Today is Fathers Day.

[Anonymous No.55337526]

>>55337500
and?
his dad is dead
he aint gonna see the tweet bro

[Anonymous No.55337585]

>>55337526
Post hand.

[Anonymous No.55337589]

>>55337585
enjoy

[Anonymous No.55337602]

>>55337589
nigger

[Anonymous No.55337606]

Imagine being such a miserable cunt that you attack a man celebrating the life of his father on father's day anonymously on a Mongolian horse breeding forum. All because of a video game store stock.

[Anonymous No.55337613]

>>55337602

[Anonymous No.55337623]

>>55337606
imagine defending kingjew after almost 3 years of no MOASS
my dad is proud of me for not being a faggot, unlike ryan's dad who is certainly rolling in his grave
that is if he's even in one (ryan said he'll get right on that sooner or later)
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.55337650]

Is GameStop a profitable company? I used to see that stated all the time here as a reason moass would happen. But suddenly all the apes stopped mentioning it.

[Anonymous No.55337662]

RC WITH ANOTHER ONE

[Anonymous No.55337680]

>>55337662
oh boy

[Anonymous No.55337687]

>>55337662
OH SHIT, 2 (TW0) TWEETS IN ONE NIGHT! Good thing the market is closed tomorrow or we'd moass on the spot.

[Jealous No.55337692]

Since I got back?

[Anonymous No.55337694]

>>55337662

[Anonymous No.55337711]

KEN GRIFFIN IS A NIGGER

[Anonymous No.55337732]

>>55337687
GUYS
He twetted 3 times in 3 times in OCTOBER
HE TEWETED 2 TIMES IN NOVEMBER
HE TWEETED 1 TIME IN DECEMBER...

you thinking what I'm thinking, 3...2...1...blast off

MOASS IN JANUART.

[Anonymous No.55337794]

>>55337711
absolutely checked and gonna take all of MJ's fuckign money pilled

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Michael Jordan is finalizing a deal to sell the majority share of the Charlotte Hornets, the franchise announced Friday, leaving the 30-team NBA without any Black majority ownership.

Jordan is selling to a group led by Gabe Plotkin and Rick Schnall, the Hornets said. Plotkin has been a minority stakeholder in the Hornets since 2019. Schnall has been a minority owner of the Atlanta Hawks since 2015 and is in the process of selling his investment in that team.

Plotkin was the founder and former head of Melvin Capital Management, a New York City-based hedge fund firm, according to Forbes. While at the helm, Plotkin predicted that the price of GameStop shares would fall as storefronts around the country closed, the New York Times reported.

In 2022, Plotkin announced that the fund would shut down after it lost billions of dollars when amateur investors coordinated to buy shares of GameStop stock, driving up the price, the Times reported. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
(these fucking jews)

Read more at: https://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/charlotte-hornets/article276487686.html#storylink=cpy

[Anonymous No.55337839]

US military is mobilizing. It’s happening

[Anonymous No.55337852]

>>55337732
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.55337863]

>>55337839
Mobilizing for what?

[Anonymous No.55337866]

>>55337839
The ayys are approaching

[Anonymous No.55337882]

>>55337794
Why are they rugging him now of all times?

[Anonymous No.55337885]

Ryan is the best chariman ever! At this rate, only some countries will be unlivable nuclear wastelands by the time moass happens!

[Anonymous No.55337898]

>>55337863
They're all going to GameStop for a midnight release party.

[Anonymous No.55337907]

>>55337863
I assume it’s for moass

[Anonymous No.55337946]

>>55337882
>>55337866
You know why. It's time to blow this thing and go home.

[Anonymous No.55338077]

>>55337898
Man that’d be cool
>>55337907
Explain why they would have to mobilize for that or I will personally ensure moass never happens out of spite

[Anonymous No.55338104]

>>55337946
Hedgies better have my tendies, extra sauce.

[Anonymous No.55338115]

>>55338077
checked

[Anonymous No.55338129]

HEDGIES ON MUTHA FUCKIN LEDGIES BOYS.

CALL YOUR MOMS, CALL YOUR DADS, WE FUCKIN ALL OF WALLSTREET OUTCHEA.

[Anonymous No.55338140]

>>55337206
peasants in the dark ages had more days off than us, 3 months a year give or take..

[Anonymous No.55338183]

taking a shit rn wagmi

[Anonymous No.55338342]

eating some pizza rn wagmi

[Anonymous No.55338354]

>>55338140
Even more valuable was knowing they could count on them being the same days every year and not having to bullshit about overtime or coverage or whatever.

[Anonymous No.55338355]

>>55338140
I don't even care that much about the holidays, it's everything. Affordability and total debasement of the currency.
median price of a home in 1940
>$2938
average single earner income in 1940
>$1,368
It's unbelievable how good they had it, and how the fuck did they mess things up this badly. Asleep at the wheel while the termites chew.

>https://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/27/how-much-housing-prices-have-increased-since-1940-in-every-state.html
>https://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/2012/spring/1940.html

[Anonymous No.55338380]

>>55338355
>and how the fuck did they mess things up this badly
The government spent 20 years after WW2 pandering to the Vibrant Diversities and forcing integration at bayonet point, thus ruining most urban real estate as uninhabitable, and then opened the floodgates to third world migration to ensure there would never be a housing oversupply again.

[Anonymous No.55338414]

Never selling but unironically the play is over

[Anonymous No.55338425]

I'm going to sleep and hopefully begin manifesting MOASS through my dreams.

[Anonymous No.55338429]

>>55338414
hedgies on ledgies, yes.

[Anonymous No.55338447]

>>55338425
night night friend, and dream of large women
https://youtu.be/EE2TZAdoaS8?t=195

[Anonymous No.55338539]

>>55337662
>rc responding to the drs music video guy
based ryan fudding broker shares

[Anonymous No.55338551]

I woke up this morning to a terrible revelation. I don't believe in GameStop anymore. I wasted the last two and a half years of my life and -60% of my money. I don't want to be racist and filled with hatred for minorities and ethnic groups. I want to go back to the matrix and enjoy a steak in ignorant bliss

[Anonymous No.55338553]

>>55338425
That’s more than any of us is doing. You’re going to make it in your respective reality

[Anonymous No.55338562]

I hold 1 share of gme. Will I make it?

[Anonymous No.55338564]

>hi 1pbtid here I've given up
Isn't the market closed tomorrow for coon day?

[Anonymous No.55338597]

>>55337711
Holy digits!

[Anonymous No.55338602]

>visible disgust

[Anonymous No.55338608]

>>55338562
Nope. Only the people who slurped and own several hundred shares will make it

[Anonymous No.55338629]

>>55338551
Look, fren. If you don’t buy your way into a paradise, then someone of an ethnic minority will come along and buy the shares instead. They will then WAGMI and proceed to fuck your wife/SO/point of affection. Do you want to be broke, hateful and racist or do you want to be rich and racist?

[Anonymous No.55338678]

>>55336565
>leftists subsidizing the lowest common denominator with our taxes.

Wake the fuck up, corporations and billionaires are the largest recipients of welfare, and there is nothing remotely 'left' in U.S. politics. Even your famous 'socialist' Bernie Sanders is center-right.

It is right-wing economic policy that fucked your country, fucked your economy and fucked your future. You can thank fucken Reagan for that shit.

idiot.

[Anonymous No.55338685]

>>55336773
You're a big guy.

[Anonymous No.55338707]

>>55338678
Okay, Killer Mike, you're still a racist whiny nigger.

[Anonymous No.55338729]

>>55338564
My daily schizo ramblings: the internet has been overwhelmingly filled with human-sounding bots for the last ten years. Emotional sounding comments, short quips, and in general any comment that is low context, low-value, and non-analytic can be created through large language models and be indistinguishable from a human made message. Chat GPT was soft disclosure about the state of astroturfing technology.

[Anonymous No.55338731]

>>55337687
>>55337687
>Good thing the market is closed tomorrow
ugh... what bullshit is it this time?

[Anonymous No.55338740]

>>55338731
We wuz free n sheeit ape day celebrating the end of the Civil War. It got made a federal holiday to placate the mobs after The Kneeling of Saint Floyd.

[Anonymous No.55338746]

>>55338355
Calculating a 1974, under the table, construction hand's pay through gold, they should be paid something around $35/hr today. $25/hr if you go by real inflation numbers.

[Anonymous No.55338808]

You’re gonna shit yourself Tuesday premarket when GME shows $3,761.98 on all tickers

Checkem

[Anonymous No.55338815]

market tanks next week... 21st market bleeds... and so it was written. LFGOOO...

[Anonymous No.55338830]

so... what now?
been holding 10k shares for awhile now

[Anonymous No.55338862]

>>55338707
Niggers can’t be racist you baby dicked cracker.

[Anonymous No.55338877]

>>55338808
> those digits
It’s so fucking over gme bros…

[Anonymous No.55338885]

>>55338877
Checked, it is indeed over

[Anonymous No.55338889]

>>55338877
Checked, MOASS after coon day boys

[Anonymous No.55338932]

Another night with the COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shittinf at the wheel.

[Anonymous No.55338965]

https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1670651952341090304?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Spicy

[Anonymous No.55339013]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiX0TWf1THg

[Anonymous No.55339016]

>>55338965
Oh fuck oh shit. They're down 1.5% as of this reply and still 2% green on the week. Who gives a fuck kid

[Anonymous No.55339029]

>>55338965
>https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1670651952341090304?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA
what does this string of characters mean

[Anonymous No.55339042]

>>55339029
>>55338965

It means after three years you're still a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55339131]

>>55338140
Their local lord could also rape them, and everyone they loved, if he wanted to

[Anonymous No.55339163]

>>55339131
worth it

[Anonymous No.55339214]

>>55339131
Your boss, and all of his bosses..... mentally and financially rape you daily.

[Anonymous No.55339220]

kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.55339226]

>>55337882
because just like everyone else in this game, no one has closed their position. mj is just more liquidity locked in a play that is impossiblru to get out.

The bobcats will be sold, AGAIN, in order for Gabe, who STILL hasn't closed his short position to survive (1) or (2) weeks more.

[Anonymous No.55339249]

>>55339226
February 2021 article. You need new cope baggiebro.

[Anonymous No.55339273]

Kek Ryan's dead gay dad

[Anonymous No.55339299]

>>55339131
Droit du seigneur is a literary creation and there's no evidence of it being codified or practiced under canon law.

[Anonymous No.55339334]

>>55339249
how about this gem from 5 days ago rajesh

debt

fucking

free

nigger

https://www.investors.com/news/gamestop-stock-meets-80-plus-relative-strength-rating-benchmark/?src=A00220

[Anonymous No.55339349]

>>55339334
Oh now you care about fundamentals? That's hilarious when it suits you. How have those fundamentals worked out so far babe? Still quite red? Uh oh. Muh debt

[Anonymous No.55339379]

>>55339349
nice cope shillbro, put a smile on my face before I sleep

[Anonymous No.55339472]

Guys heatlamp DD must be real. Drsyourgme sub just got banned from reddit all together lmao. They are trying to contain everyone to superstonk. Get off of your planned shares

[Anonymous No.55339535]

Dear Michael Jordan,

You are a huge faggot. You just got dunked on by muthaFuckin’ bridge and tunnel retail lite NIGGA! That’s what you get for disrespecting Chamillionaire, you punk ass broke ass malted milk dud lookin’ bitch. We caught yo’ ass ridin’ dirty and now you ‘bout to be ridin’ the bus FAGGOT.

Sincerely,
Baggie

P.S. give Melvin my regards

Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

[Anonymous No.55339564]

*inhales*

keep your eyes on the IMMINENT sale of the bobcats by gaberino

gamestocks

shrimple as

[Anonymous No.55339630]

Scottie was right all along.

You will pay me. I will take every dollar. Tick tock.

[Anonymous No.55339636]

whoops

[Anonymous No.55339749]

still holding.
still comfy.
still laughing at downies.
still noticing the one thing shills do all the time.
still wagwi.

[Anonymous No.55339804]

スニード ヘジーズ

[E No.55339886]

It's this week.

[Anonymous No.55339970]

>>55339886
Oh not you again

[Anonymous No.55340337]

Comfy and Kekking

[Anonymous No.55340402]

Amazing how when Cohen talks about his dad the appeal to emotion and edgelord shills appear out the woodwork like clockwork lol

[Anonymous No.55340421]

MOASS is finally happening today. RC tweeted about his dad to fool the shills into thinking he has no plans today

[Anonymous No.55340511]

>>55340402
Another day of the COWARD COCK SUCKER COHEN asleep and shitting at the wheel.

[Anonymous No.55340514]

>55340511
>he makes my point for me
Shills be mad x 24

[Anonymous No.55340522]

>>55340514
Inept cock sucking coward obsessing with literal human shit and his pedophile dad fails to do a single fucking thing to impact the short position in 3 fucking years. Holders be delusional

[Anonymous No.55340554]

>>55339349
I don't own a bankrupt hedge fund and I didn't lose half a billy of someone else's money shorting GME so as far as redness goes...I'm good biiiiiiitch

[Anonymous No.55340562]

>>55338551
This must be at least the second time you woke up to this revelation.
Do you have short term memory loss or something? How are you realising that you're a retard every day?
Get a better bot biiiiitch

[Anonymous No.55340578]

>>55337526
You know what else is dead?
The chicken you fuck every night, you sick, sick bastard.
At least get a fresh chicken. Gross. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.55340585]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.55340593]

>>55340522
Why you so mad? Losing money or something? Fuckin' biiiiiitch

[Anonymous No.55340673]

>>55340578
Nah bro, they fuck monitor lizards now.

[Anonymous No.55340708]

What are we in for today boys?
[Anyone know any good chatbots? This one is super easy to make racist but its stories are too short]

[Anonymous No.55340744]

>>55340708
its gonna stagnate today.
so flat youll think theres an error.
youll be right
partially
which means your also wrong.

[Anonymous No.55340828]

Why is everyone saying MOASS will happen this week?

[Anonymous No.55340845]

>>55340828
because it's my birthday this week and it was the only thing i asked for
>it's inevitable

[Anonymous No.55340894]

>>55340708
>Racists use Samsung's default browser
That tracks.

[Anonymous No.55340941]

What’s Ryan dad’s status bros?

[Anonymous No.55341020]

>>55340845
Happy birthdayweek anon

[Anonymous No.55341065]

>>55340941
Dead pedophile

What's the status of the short position? Extremely alive and well? Highest fund profits in human history? What's cohen doing? Writing kids books and watching scat porn while he jerks off with the skeleton hand of his dead pedo dad

[Anonymous No.55341223]

>>55340402
>picrel

[Anonymous No.55341296]

>>55340828
Idk but I like it

[Anonymous No.55341325]

>US stock market closed today
It's over, it's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.55341389]

>>55340828
We’d probably be moassing right now if it weren’t for the holiday. Ryan is done slacking off and is going to run gamestop like chewy

[Anonymous No.55341401]

>>55341389
Chewy wasn't profitable until after cohen left. So you mean run like complete shit right?

[Anonymous No.55341410]

>>55341325
The country actually celebrates something called Juneteenth...
Could Best Korea can just go ahead and nuke us, please?

[Anonymous No.55341493]

>>55339636
Why bring up this old shit? How does that help us now?

[Anonymous No.55341500]

>>55341493
There hasn't been any new cope since the impossibly failed nft marketplace. 2 year old completely dead cope is being revived

[Anonymous No.55341528]

I’m starting to hate video games. I know I already hated action figures, pops and video game merch. it is a store for soiboys. Still hope we WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55341547]

why is the stock halted?
is it finally fucking happening bros

[Anonymous No.55341555]

>>55341401
No, it means he will do whatever he does to make companies profitable before he leaves.

[Anonymous No.55341570]

>>55341555
>profitable before he leaves.
>before he leaves.
>before

[Anonymous No.55341578]

>>55341555
Ooooooooo wow he got a profitable in ONE SINGLE quarter of his 40 quarters of running companies. He's a fucking retard. Do research next time

[Anonymous No.55341581]

>>55341570
He’s formulating an exit strategy as we speak

[Anonymous No.55341584]

What's max pain for this week?

[Anonymous No.55341596]

>>55341578
kek i love how baggies are in denial that he's an actual fucking retard yet here we are almost 3 years later with no MOASS and a piece of shit NFT marketplace that makes $0
>>55341581
>picrel

[Anonymous No.55341599]

Is the NYSE down? I dont see price movment? Oh. Its tranny-worship day.... I see..
USofA -> rigged marktes, rigged Culture.

[Anonymous No.55341608]

>>55341547
Everyone stopped to celebrate dead nigger day in honor of St. Floyd who dedicated his life to abusing women, acting in porn, and dying of fentanyl. It's a tradition that we here have in America to find the nearest black man dying of an OD and kneel on his neck while the good boys and girls wait for Santa Floyd to come down the chimney and steal their bikes.

[Anonymous No.55341619]

>>55341596
how are your meme bonds

[Anonymous No.55341622]

Anyone know if SS is back up? Have they chucked or where the mods fired? Apparently a lot of subs have zero moderation and now might be a good time for anyone with an account to drop some nice redpills about the Juice (OJ Simpson obviously) and the Moth Childs
>pic semi related

[Anonymous No.55341625]

>>55341608
>these are the people who unironically call me a faggot for being a leaf
outside of the GTA we still say nigger

[Anonymous No.55341634]

>>55341619
terrible
but not nearly as terrible as the meme shares
just another successful business venture for kingjew
kek

[Anonymous No.55341690]

>>55337623
(((they))) win again

successfully coerced you of sucking their dick for 3 years with an empty promise of a "moass"

[Anonymous No.55341871]

>>55341622
Uh oh, guys, they're getting zesty again.
How do we convince them that censorship is for the good of the stock?

[Anonymous No.55341992]

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

[Anonymous No.55342196]

>>55336694
kek kennies

[Anonymous No.55342204]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES """CELEBRATING""" TODAY
WHERE'S MY STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.55342217]

>>55342204
Poor literacy apparently "Juneteenth" a completely made up day for wogs to feel like they a humans

[Anonymous No.55342221]

>>55342217
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN

[Anonymous No.55342237]

>>55342221
yes

[Anonymous No.55342387]

Cant believe how pussy is Ryan Cohen

[Anonymous No.55342510]

>>55342387
He is antivaxx. So he’s not like the others

[Anonymous No.55342521]

>55342387
Looks like Ken can only afford one shill now so this retard has to resort to samefagging.

[Anonymous No.55342741]

>>55341871
Wow, this is actually insanely bullish lol.

[Anonymous No.55342885]

>>55342741
Your digits are more insane and bullish than that tweet. Everyone would have to be in on this conspiracy against retail investors

[Anonymous No.55343013]

>>55342885
I got a roadtrip for you

[Anonymous No.55343074]

Why did gamestop stop selling legos?

[Anonymous No.55343095]

>>55343074
no clue. but they'd do really well selling anime-based legos, or limited figures that you can't find normally

[Anonymous No.55343103]

>>55341493
nigger how does 5 days ago become old shit so quick

here's the (you) for the low effort to keep you struggling to achieve near the bottom

tick tock

[Anonymous No.55343110]

>>55343013
10/10

[Anonymous No.55343293]

ryan cocain, you have 7 days to something badass with the stock, or ill start fudding your coin.

[Anonymous No.55343340]

Jesus christ my sides

[Anonymous No.55343372]

>>55343013
The Wot Sons Go To Birmingham - 2023
(Happy Juneteenth)

[Anonymous No.55343465]

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!

But seriously, my shitcan car died and need a new car.

[Anonymous No.55343486]

>>55343013

[Anonymous No.55343547]

>>55343465
I bet walkable cities don't sound like a bad idea anymore.

[Anonymous No.55343558]

>>55343547
Walkable cities just means the downtown of a city

[Anonymous No.55343582]

>>55343558
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.55343638]

>>55343547
Walkability doesn't matter if you get stabbed or mugged.

[Anonymous No.55343707]

michael jordan is the key to all of this

[Anonymous No.55343718]

Bros I think little Kingston and Princeton are actually Queenston and Princesston if you know what I mean. They're trans

[Anonymous No.55343723]

Were the DRS numbers rigged or is DRS slowing down? Is there any bot comparison to go off of to see if there’s a discrepancy?

[Anonymous No.55343739]

>>55343723
It's the same weasel language as the 10-K. Whatever the real numbers are we're over the threshold of sneed & co having too many shares on their books.

[Anonymous No.55343759]

>>55343707
Tom Brady lost a fortune to FTX if I am not mistaken. Oh man, who could be behind these travesties?

[Anonymous No.55343762]

>>55343638
You don't get stabbed or mugged in stable, economically-equitable places designed for walking.

[Anonymous No.55343782]

>>55343759
>who could be behind these travesties? >>55341223

[Anonymous No.55343796]

I'm black on the inside so I can say nigger to whoever I want whenever I want

[Anonymous No.55343799]

>>55343723
no more new cs accounts

[Anonymous No.55343814]

>>55343486

[Anonymous No.55343816]

>>55343762
"stable" means "no niggers" so that's a tautology

[Anonymous No.55343819]

>>55343796
I need you to film yourself testing this.

[Anonymous No.55343838]

>>55343819
nigger

[Anonymous No.55343945]

>>55343816
Interesting dictionary you have there.

[Anonymous No.55343972]

wagmi it tomorrow, fellow retards

[Anonymous No.55343976]

RYAN COHEN IF AT THE END OF TTHIS I CANNNOT BUY AN ASTON MARTIN THEN YOU HAVE WASTED OUR TIME AND YOURS

This is all

[Anonymous No.55343989]

>>55343838
Well, that's case 1, good start. I was hoping we'd get a nice cross section of locations. Police station, grocery store, bowling alley, South Side Chicago, Smithsonian, Disney World.

[Anonymous No.55343997]

>>55343976
good taste

[Anonymous No.55344058]

Pretty much just waiting for the government to let the market crash.

[Anonymous No.55344065]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BmQZPrTgk
I DONT WANT TO BE NO HERO

[Anonymous No.55344155]

Coon day, then moon day.

[Anonymous No.55344378]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WonZD5P0hv4
Mark 12:
41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

[Anonymous No.55344420]

>>55344058
Why won’t it crash yet?
I’m so fucking sick of seeing “markets aways go up” investors on social media saying to buy in to this bubble while looking at charts echoeing 1929 and 2008. I just want everything to explode, not just for a moass for to watch these gay fags cry that their jewish witchcraft isn’t foolproof and go “I told you so”

[Anonymous No.55344429]

Oh, there will be 'I told you so's'

[Anonymous No.55344436]

>>55344058
Goddamn plungies

[Anonymous No.55344455]

>>55344429
The fact they aren’t happening now isn’t good enough. I need to be proclaiming it to market normies NOW

[Anonymous No.55344458]

>>55343759
>Oh man, who could be behind these transvesties?

[Anonymous No.55344492]

>>55344155
Checked. We'll let you have that word back if it actually happens tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55344494]

BLOWING FAT LOADS ON KENNYS FACE
SHILLIES LICK MY SMEGMA

[Anonymous No.55344497]

Fucking atoadoso, man, atoadaso

[Anonymous No.55344501]

>>55343582
No, its completely right.
When I was in Miami, I could walk to places. If I wanted to go to the other side of the city, I had to take taxi. Just like in every fucking city in this world.
Americans are completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.55344502]

LMAOOOO kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.55344576]

250k worth visiting the wreck of the titanic, i have plans with my moass money

[Anonymous No.55344598]

>>55344492
WE’RE BRINGIN IT BACK

[Anonymous No.55344605]

>>55344501
>Taxi
Most major cities in developed countries in Eurasia have nice public transit. And not just in the downtown core, essentially everywhere in a metro area. If you want to get to the other side of the city, or province, or country, you can walk or bike to a bus or train station.

[Anonymous No.55344631]

>>55344420
the banks and HF's need to get normies to buy in to hold their bag

[Anonymous No.55344650]

>>55344631
I feel like they’ve already bought in with the amount of cope I see from zoomer/millenial investors

[Anonymous No.55344651]

>>55344650
it's just about over

[Anonymous No.55344687]

>>55344651
I know but it’s been on the brink of being over for fucking ever now and I’m getting impatient I wanna graduate uni with a bank account to rival a rothschild NOW

[Anonymous No.55344750]

>>55336764
>excessive cocaine and mayo consumption
does Ken really mix them together? what do they call it, a sneedball?

[Anonymous No.55344761]

>>55344651
>S&P 500
>1920

[Anonymous No.55344790]

>>55344651

Those charts don't even look remotely similar. Also imagine thinking they are similarities in a pre algorithm run market and now. Absolute dumb fuck

>>55344761
They're not sending their best

[Anonymous No.55344794]

>>55344687
I want these fucking people to join hedgies in their swan dive off skyscrapers

[Anonymous No.55344803]

>>55344794

[Anonymous No.55344846]

>>55344794
>expecting a repeat of the 90s boom

[Anonymous No.55344898]

>>55344794
>dumbfuck doesn't know about algorithms
>>55344846
They're the same people worshipping a guy who is obsessed with his pedophile dad and who has a Scat fetish

[Anonymous No.55344914]

>>55344651
>>55344794
>1929
>1983
It feels like we're going towards 1984 so there you go

[Anonymous No.55345027]

Why the fuck are the markerts closed but I still have to work

[Anonymous No.55345161]

>>55344605
Go bike in the rain, I'll take the taxi.

[Anonymous No.55345199]

>>55345161
Biked in the rain, biked in the cold, biked in the summer, would have biked in the snow if I'd had snow tires. Taxi are expensive and for emergency/irregular time-sensitive use. The only people using "taxis" for regular commutes or errands are riding one of these. ...Wait I just remembered where I'm posting, of course you mean one of these, kek

[Anonymous No.55345207]

>>55344631
Can we kick it off with banks and hedgies holding the bag?

[Anonymous No.55345223]

>>55345199
checked, been riding bike and got to call a BMW driver a big ol faggot for blocking my path onto the sidewalk when I was crossing the street.

[Anonymous No.55345305]

>>55345223
you should dismount your bike when crossing in a sidewalk retard

[Anonymous No.55345310]

I hope MOASS happens soon, I'm getting tired of this retard society.

[Anonymous No.55345358]

>>55343976
ill buy the aston martins in your area so you can start seething post-moass.

[Anonymous No.55345424]

kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.55345469]

https://youtu.be/PvU3xQIW0t4
"God says he wants the next war to be fat Americans playing video games."

[Anonymous No.55345471]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.55345751]

It's literally over. I'm going to rope.

[Anonymous No.55345810]

>>55345751
please follow through just once in your life.

[Anonymous No.55345811]

>>55345751
very good don't forget to livestream it thanks

[Anonymous No.55345821]

POST MOASS im gonna cum in so many boypussies

[Anonymous No.55345834]

1w

[Anonymous No.55345882]

>>55344420
Just wait it'll happen. Collapses take time

[Anonymous No.55345898]

>>55345834
What am I even looking at?

[Anonymous No.55345912]

>>55345898
Something about baskets

[Anonymous No.55345918]

>>55345898
>symbol
>correlation
>1w
anon...

[Anonymous No.55345925]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Y72uaw7Ig
THIS BEAT ON LONDON'S SKY,
WHISKEY'S ALMOST DRY,
I SMILE 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY ESCAPED,
JUST LIKE TO SEE HOW FAR I CAN TAKE IT

[Anonymous No.55345957]

https://thesportsrush.com/nba-news-despite-likely-losing-500000000-because-of-gabe-plotkin-michael-jordan-is-reportedly-selling-hornets-to-melvin-capitals-founder/

https://www.sportskeeda.com/basketball/michael-jordan-lost-500-million-redditors-gamestop-mania

every

single

dollarino

[Anonymous No.55345993]

>>55345918
That’s not helping me figure it out.
Some shit about a bunch of stocks including gme is all I read that as

[Anonymous No.55346006]

>>55345834
>>55345918
Hm... yes I see. This data is quite provocative. Quite provocative indeed.

[Anonymous No.55346043]

its coming

its bad

"securities not yet purchased at fair market value"

yikes

[Anonymous No.55346048]

Looks like FTX style money laundering for Biden is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.55346061]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPGxYXWhCzM
SHOOT YOUR LOCAL HEROIN DEALER

[Anonymous No.55346076]

>>55345993
yngmi

[Anonymous No.55346098]

>Horseshoes have become known as a symbol of protection and to give good luck. The legend is believed to date back to the middle ages when witches and evil forces were supposed to be repelled by horseshoes. This is unclear, but it could be because the iron of horseshoes was not affected by the fire.

[Anonymous No.55346101]

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

[Anonymous No.55346112]

>>55346101
I like those odds

[Anonymous No.55346133]

>>55346101
1% chance.

[Anonymous No.55346180]

>>55346101
HOLY FUCK YEEEEESSS

101% CHANCE BABYYYYY

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55346223]

>>55346133
That say's 101% anon. We're ALL going to make it. And I'm going to read books next to my window or in my Florida room during rainy day while overlooking the ravine in my back yard.

[Anonymous No.55346233]

>>55346133
I'll take those odds.

[Anonymous No.55346253]

We're gonna be rich as FUCK!
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1670910481274482697

[Anonymous No.55346281]

>>55346253
wow it really is tomorrow then

[Anonymous No.55346287]

>>55346281
Seems like it.

[Anonymous No.55346291]

>>55346253
hollyyyy fuckkkkk i love when he starts jimposting

soon (tm)

[Anonymous No.55346297]

>>55346253
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.55346371]

Rumor going around that Janet Yellen has been fired.

[Anonymous No.55346408]

>>55346371
>source: me, I made the rumor
I believe you friend

[Anonymous No.55346477]

>>55346253
what prompted this?

[Anonymous No.55346485]

>>55346477
Who knows. He just tweeted it. It's our Bat Signal.

[Anonymous No.55346494]

>>55346253
Damn he is gonna be stellar boxing gme tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55346498]

>>55346485
why does gamecock live rent free inside his bald head?

[Anonymous No.55346505]

>>55346498
He doesn't like the stock.
>Where are our heckin shills? They get the day off?

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.55346550]

>>55346536
>>55346536
>>55346536
Threaded.