/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55436458]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>55433184

[Anonymous No.55436474]

Other thread was first but silly tranny janny deleted it

[Anonymous No.55436483]

>>55436474
No I was the baker of that thread, I self-deleted it. This thread was 2 posts before mine... though I did announce in the last thread I was going to bake

[Anonymous No.55436500]

>Rabid bullishness despite hawkish fed, china implosion, 5+% rates until 2025, fucked real estate market, core inflation not responding at all, and the AI hype bubble reaching peak mania at least a decade before this will translate into any revenue compared to free open source models

Final lap I'm on top of the world
And I will never rest for second again
One more time I have beaten them out
The scent of gasoline announces the end

[Anonymous No.55436507]

Anybody else shorting SOFI? No way it can keep this up.

[Anonymous No.55436508]

>paycheck came in yesterday
>almost didnt buy cause I wanted to see if the market would go down a bit
>remembered the boglehead philosophy of not timing the market
>bought
>market is up
awesome

[Anonymous No.55436515]

I have 20k ready to fire into something.. I made like 70% on TSLA and another 30% on intel in the past 3 months but only with chump change.. ready to seriously FIRE on something now but nothing looks too appetizing. Any ideas? Maybe just keep it on standby for a month or two until elon blows up another rocket

[Anonymous No.55436524]

>>55436483
At least you're well compensated for your efforts.

[Anonymous No.55436529]

>>55436515
VT

[Anonymous No.55436536]

>>55436500
>china implosion
China's sucking wind, but not imploding. They're growing at 3% instead of 5%. Heaven forbid, they might even have to shoot a couple politicians and cancel some semi-governmental debt.

[Anonymous No.55436538]

/VX market maker pigs

[Anonymous No.55436539]

>>55436524
I am
I got a shout-out in a YT video
That's compensation enough

[Anonymous No.55436540]

How can I profit from student loans being forgiven?

[Anonymous No.55436546]

>>55436536
the big thing will be the brics meeting in August, possibly the biggest geopolitical shakeup in decades

[Anonymous No.55436548]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55436549]

>>55436515
split it between SPY and QQQ

[Anonymous No.55436551]

>>55436538
You "oil barons" were talking this whole time about BASEDBEAN oil?! FUCK!

[Anonymous No.55436555]

>>55436515
In todays overpriced market you need a stock with real upside to make it. That’s why I would invest all 20k into Garbage Dons Trash Emporium (Ticker: CWSFF)

[Anonymous No.55436560]

>>55436500
china will collapse in 2 more weeks! for sure this time!!!!

[Anonymous No.55436563]

>>55436529
Actually already have that in my IRA. The 20k I said isn’t including the other 5500 im putting into my indexs and blue chips.

[Anonymous No.55436567]

>>55436551
Jesus, jannies, clear up the fucking wordfilter. What are we paying you for?

[Anonymous No.55436572]

>>55436563
based, I'm at $30,000 vt

[Anonymous No.55436574]

>>55436540
Count your chickens before they hatch. Treat the "forgiveness" as if it was a direct deposit into your savings account but buy things with more credit

[Anonymous No.55436582]

>It's a 'line go up' day

Based. How do you celebrate the good days?

[Anonymous No.55436583]

>>55436536
>They're growing at 3% instead of 5%.
There isn't a single person who believes those cooked numbers.
The west has fully commited to leaving china for India and other cheaper countries, their population of old fuck is too ossified for 996 working conditions, and the real estate land use right system that was the lifeblood of their local economy... lmao.


>>55436560
China has a huge amount of momentum, so the train derails very slowly, but it will also make a nice rumble as it hits the ground

[Anonymous No.55436596]

>>55436583
>The west has fully commited to leaving china for India and other cheaper countries
And failing miserably at it. Why do you think Apple's at ATHs?

[Anonymous No.55436598]

>>55436582
>How do you celebrate
Autofellatio

[Anonymous No.55436603]

What is the cope from bobo today?

[Anonymous No.55436606]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.55436607]

>>55436596
I'm not saying it will be finished by next week, but the trajectory is only accelerating from now on.

[Anonymous No.55436609]

You had now three years to observe and evaluate NNDM. Yet you sit here, not even having it in portfolio. It's not late tho.

[Anonymous No.55436610]

>>55436549
Spy at 442? Feel like a jackass buying in here when it’ll probably correct back to ~380 at some point by fall.. no way spy goes any higher than 475 without a pullback. I’ll probably buy a bit of QQQ next week when I see a red day
>>55436555
Thanks for the laugh

[Anonymous No.55436613]

>>55436606
kek what did you do?

[Anonymous No.55436617]

>>55436606
Dis nigga was bearish lmaooo

[Anonymous No.55436620]

>>55436603
Passive investing chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.55436629]

yea this is bullshit i missed the move i was certain off. cant trade today.

[Anonymous No.55436634]

>>55436606
Too poor to charge phone. Rip in peace

[Anonymous No.55436635]

SOFI BROS...were NOT back.

[Anonymous No.55436636]

>>55436606
NEVERMIND I AM OKAY

[Anonymous No.55436641]

>U.S. SUPREME COURT BLOCKS PRESIDENT BIDEN'S PLAN TO CANCEL $430 BILLION IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT
Ahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55436642]

>NKLA up 11% because it wasn't delisted
Easiest short imaginable, everybody will remember it's a scam stock

[Anonymous No.55436645]

OHHH wagies! Pay up your debts.

[Anonymous No.55436646]

>>55436610
I really want to short spy

[Anonymous No.55436648]

>>55436546
Other than free publicity for Goldman Sachs, what has a BRICS meeting ever achieved?

[Anonymous No.55436650]

$430b student loan forgiveness blocked. helps keep inflation down, but will impact retailers. XLY down a tiny bit but could be nothing

[Anonymous No.55436656]

Cocoa closing the month on +40 year high, Inflation has been beaten

[Anonymous No.55436658]

>>55436645
Sorry, Millennials and Zoomies, you are NOT heroes. There are no pandemic participation trophies in the real world.

[Anonymous No.55436659]

does anyone actually believe that the Fed stress test wasnt fake? Banks cant even handle 25 bepis rate "hikes" and you tell me they are able to survive in an economic crisis scenario? lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.55436660]

>>55436645
LMFAO
the butthurt is going to be amazing

[Anonymous No.55436662]

>>55436641
hahahaha oh no, retards who majored in English will have to work their way up from barista to manager if they ever dream of paying back their debts.

[Anonymous No.55436668]

>>55436606
Wtf, stop copying me

[Anonymous No.55436671]

>>55436635
OK WERE BACK

[Anonymous No.55436676]

>>55436610
>by fall
This drops dead next week as last after options play + Juneteenth.

[Anonymous No.55436677]

>>55436641

Cucked again!!

At least people who've had their payments suspended since 2020 were putting the money they would have been paying toward the principal of their loans into the market or even a high yield savings account and now will be able to easily pay back their loans with the dividends, right?

...right??

[Anonymous No.55436678]

>student loan forgiveness cancelled
>markets are unphased
imagine being this irrelevent
reality check! lol

[Anonymous No.55436685]

>>55436641
REDDIT SELL, NEED THE MONEY FROM STOCKS FOR PAYING BACK DEBT

[Anonymous No.55436686]

>>55436671
This is huge for SOFI.

More loans = bigger refinancing

[Anonymous No.55436688]

Come on tsla, you know you wanna be 265 rn...

[Anonymous No.55436690]

>>55436648
This next one they are announcing the BRICS currency as well as starting their own bank to compete with the IMF. And they are voting to add new members like Indonesia, which already dropped the dollar, as well as key US "allies" like Saudi Arabia which basically ends the reign of the Petro dollar

[Anonymous No.55436692]

>>55436645
>And I hold on to the wings of a HERO

[Anonymous No.55436696]

>>55436660
Right ontop of gay marriage shills getting btfo too today.
>I will not bake the cake
>you will pay the debts

[Anonymous No.55436697]

>>55436677
God, imagine if the court forced them to all make backpayments. Immediately.

[Anonymous No.55436699]

Why isn’t SOFI mooning?

[Anonymous No.55436701]

>>55436677
naw, it was spent on funko pops, weed, and door dash kek

[Anonymous No.55436704]

>>55436677
Lmao. I find it hard to sympathize when they were given a 2 year break and head start to change their lives and they blew it.

[Anonymous No.55436706]

>>55436696
Ah, that explains why GRND is down again today.

[Anonymous No.55436711]

Guess who's back? Back again
Mumu's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back

[Anonymous No.55436721]

>>55436677

do you really think anyone with a shred of financial acumen would actually have the foresight to do this lmao

[Anonymous No.55436727]

I HAVE TO PAY IT BACK???? THIS IS FASCISM

[Anonymous No.55436730]

>>55436641
>pay it up wagie

[Anonymous No.55436732]

It's over for Biden

[Anonymous No.55436733]

>>55436677
lmao no. This is bad news for Airbnb, Apple.... pretty much every consumer company

[Anonymous No.55436740]

>my "watchlist" of absolute shitcos is all green
Past results usually indicate that it is a good idea to short in size within the next week.
It is a well diversified watchlist of shitcos from energy memes to tech memes to "SUPER SECRET TECH" and of course a solid core of Leaf stocks.

[Anonymous No.55436744]

>>55436733
Reality hasn't set in yet. Maybe Monday?

[Anonymous No.55436750]

>>55436744
>Maybe Monday?
Probably not until October when it actually has to be paid back. People with student loans will make zero effort towards savings even though its just a few months away. It won't have an effect until it really happens

[Anonymous No.55436753]

>>55436677
Major companies and financial institutions didn't even do this why the fuck do you think the average American would?

[Anonymous No.55436755]

which stocks can i buy on monday?

[Anonymous No.55436774]

>>55436755
Buddy, you won't be able to afford any on Monday.

Also the market's gonna close early so if you can afford something you gotta be fast.

[Anonymous No.55436777]

>>55436603
Pump before the dump on Monday

[Anonymous No.55436785]

>EIA: US Total Oil Demand In April Up 2.5% Or 489K Bpd Versus Last Year At 20.446M Bpd (Vs -0.3% In March)

And there are people here saying there is no demand. The weekly reports showed it already.

[Anonymous No.55436787]

>>55436641
The supreme court is literally the only thing saving us from certain doom these days....and dems are trying to fuck that up.

[Anonymous No.55436790]

>>55436785
Is the SPR empty yet ? Market manipulating Biden fuck.

[Anonymous No.55436792]

>>55436603
What was Mumu's cope last week?

[Anonymous No.55436795]

The weakness of the USD is making regret taking money out of your country through the market
Even when I get good returns, I get paid in shitcoins that keeps losing value
JPOW is so weak. Can't control shit.

[Anonymous No.55436801]

>>55436792
>b-b-b-b-but last week

[Anonymous No.55436803]

>>55436790
The June dump is over, but empty? Not by a long shot. It's still half full with like 345m barrels.

[Anonymous No.55436805]

RUNNING AROUND
ROBBING BANKS
ALL WHACKED OFF THE SCOOBY SNACKS

[Anonymous No.55436807]

>>55436792
market has gone straight up for 3 months, there was no cope

[Anonymous No.55436814]

>>55436790
No. There's so much oil still sitting in SPR that Biden could repeat 2022s release this fall, and then repeat it yet again in the run up to 2024 election if he really wanted to.

[Anonymous No.55436823]

Can’t believe I fell for the SOFI pump and dump

[Anonymous No.55436835]

>>55436792
last week?
I just told myself that we hadnt fallen beneath the previous pump
and then I prayed that the fall would stop

[Anonymous No.55436846]

>>55436823
SOFI baggies...

[Anonymous No.55436851]

>>55436823
I think the critical mistake was the only zoomers hold SOFI, and those same zoomers just got told they're going to have to cash out 10k from their existing positions to pay down loans they thought they might not have.

[Anonymous No.55436862]

>>55436823
Ever heard "sell the news"? Well, now you have.

[Anonymous No.55436868]

I have waged back into the four figure club. Time for a spy call spread.

[Anonymous No.55436886]

FUUUUUUUUUUU
i didnt cancel this sell order i had and it took all my options. i think i ultimately came out negative $100 because of that cocksucking options fee.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55436887]

>>55436507
careful. i read that the SI on SOFI is above 16%. don't get fucked by volatility

[Anonymous No.55436893]

I’m 27 and only have 17k to my name. I’m not gonna make it am I

[Anonymous No.55436899]

>>55436893
It's over, bro.

[Anonymous No.55436905]

>>55436893
Not with that atttitude. Do you have low t?

[Anonymous No.55436907]

thanks fellas

[Anonymous No.55436908]

>>55436893
Realistically you should look for a good job to fuel your investments, and if you don't do anything too retarded, you could be set in a decade or two

Hard to beat the returns of just quitting for a better job, unless you can turn 17k into a 10% gain every single month

[Anonymous No.55436909]

lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55436910]

>>55436893
you are gonna make it bro
but you are going to need to work

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55436917]

>>55436893
pick one stock you absolutely think that is way undervalued as fuck.
go balls deep in LEAPS.
???
profit

[Anonymous No.55436925]

what exactly is the market celebrating today?

[Anonymous No.55436927]

>>55436893
Depends what the interest rate on your mortgage is

[Anonymous No.55436930]

>>55436925
black girl magic, chud

[Anonymous No.55436931]

>>55436925
end of pride month

[Anonymous No.55436934]

Bobobros... I was told that June 16th was the generational top... what happened?

[Anonymous No.55436935]

>>55436925
lower consumption/spending

[Anonymous No.55436954]

>>55436787
>nd dems are trying to fuck that up.
They have no real way to. They just say it then do nothing. Biden even backed off stacking the court. They know thats pointless.

[Anonymous No.55436957]

i just loaded up my shorts

cya monday

[Anonymous No.55436958]

>>55436925
>homosexuals btfo
>student debt baggies btfo
>USPS btfo

[Anonymous No.55436960]

>>55436957
post position

[Anonymous No.55436969]

>>55436954
They must have known from the beginning this won't go through. And I'm not american, but it's right that it doesn't. They should rather change future payments/change the conditions instead of retroactively bribing voters.

[Anonymous No.55436970]

Happy Birthday America. Thank you for your tireless service to protect my gainz.

[Anonymous No.55436973]

>>55436960
7k usd on x20 bear certificates. 1% down means 20% up, 5% up is GG

[Anonymous No.55436974]

>>55436868
this meme finally came true

[Anonymous No.55436976]

>>55436777
:D lol

[Anonymous No.55436977]

Tiktok notifies you when people look at your profile apparently, and I’ve been creeping on my sisters friends

[Anonymous No.55436985]

Is the market open on monday? Futures probably are, but also the stock market? Tuesday I guess is closed? (Futures might still be running)

[Anonymous No.55436986]

>>55436977
> voluntarily creating an account on Chinese Spyware for Zoomers
You get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.55436989]

What the fuck
I just got out of the shower
Why is it going back DOWN?!

[Anonymous No.55436990]

>>55436977
What did they or your sister told you?

[Anonymous No.55436992]

>>55436989
It's so over

[Anonymous No.55436994]

>>55436977
you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.55436996]

>>55436973
is there a time element that you have to deal with? i've never used anything called certificates

[Anonymous No.55436997]

>>55436989
>he bought the pump&dump

[Anonymous No.55437005]

>>55436977
How old is sister?

[Anonymous No.55437008]

>>55436990
Nothing was said, but I got a notifications that they looked back at my profile this morning when I didn’t realize that was a thing

[Anonymous No.55437009]

CAM ON TESLA
CAM ON TESLA
SCORE SOME FACKIN' PUMPS

[Anonymous No.55437013]

That's the EU closing dump, lol

[Anonymous No.55437014]

>>55436930
>>55436931
>>55436935
>>55436958
It feels like that we're only a short time away in this clown world until people proclaiming that the FED needs to raise interest rates again for the markets to continue upwards.
>higher interest rates are now bullish
>how higher prices of goods actually strengthen the customer
>higher standards of living come from higher prices
>the positive psychological effect of higher prices on low earners
>how living with less is actually living more fully
>with media subscriptions at an all time high, community ran open theatre in the park is in full bloom again

[Anonymous No.55437015]

I bought 10k worth of year-out 435 strike SPY puts a week ago, I think I've made a tremendous mistake.

[Anonymous No.55437023]

>>55437005
17

[Anonymous No.55437026]

Keep fighting the trend anon, i can tell it's working out super well. Also july has been a green month every year since 2007, best r/r to the downside but your account will continue to bleed.

[Anonymous No.55437027]

>>55436977
just play it off and say you wanted to see what they were into
play it with confidence and they wont think its a big deal
if you act like a creeper they will be bothered by it

[Anonymous No.55437043]

>>55436650
>but will impact retailers
Hardly, m8. People have made enough over over this three year period to easily pay off the loans. You USbros have way too much money. People will rather take a loan than stop slurping retailers

[Anonymous No.55437052]

>>55436727
no green arrow, means you look like that and say that

[Anonymous No.55437053]

>>55437008
Bullish, time to buy.

[Anonymous No.55437054]

Is this some exit liquidity pump right before student loan retail nibbas start missing payments and tightening their belts?

[Anonymous No.55437055]

>>55437043
A lot of those traders lost a lot of it because all they knew is buy whatever. They're not the brightest. Time will tell though.

[Anonymous No.55437060]

>>55436650
you couldn't be more fucking wrong lol

[Anonymous No.55437067]

>>55437054
Given that people have kept consuming way past their COVID savings with the great strategy of just taking on more debt, and now they're just learning they have to actually pay it back (wow!), well..

[Anonymous No.55437069]

>>55437060
quality post

[Anonymous No.55437070]

I'm a MU bag holder

[Anonymous No.55437071]

>>55437043
i've made enough money this year to nearly pay off my entire student loan debt
but why would i do that when i can just let inflation eat away at it instead?

[Anonymous No.55437074]

Being a sofi bro is suffering.

[Anonymous No.55437075]

>>55437069
ikr

[Anonymous No.55437081]

>>55437015
yeah that’s a retarded way to get short exposure anon. Just close the trade and take the hit

[Anonymous No.55437084]

>>55436996
it's a swedish thing, not sure how common it is outside of here.

The time element is that if the market moves my direction 1% a day for 3 days, i get (1*1,2*1,2*1,2=1,728)
but if i keep the position and it goes wrong direction 1% a day for 3 days i keep 1,728*0,8*0,8*0,8=0,8847

it works for me, but bull certificates are mathematically better than bear because the percentages are bigger up than down. Anyways that's the model, but the reality is not following exact price movement, and there's a spread when buying.

There are two parties except me involved: a market maker and a broker. I believe they are happy to sell even if i win. The broker probably load up the opposite trade at the market maker and lose when i lose, but then they don't have to pay me the loss, so they net 0. and they win when i win, but they still make money on the spread. The house always wins. I believe the spread wins are distributed between market maker and broker. I may also be completely wrong on how it's built ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anonymous No.55437087]

>>55437071
but of course you haven't lost any money in 2022, right?
right?
:^)
of course you didn't :D

[Anonymous No.55437098]

>>55437054
What? This is insanely bullish. The government is about to receive a lot of money back from its subjects --> bullish. People have plenty of reserve cash and can easily repay their debts considering you could have invested into anything in 2k20 and gotten x4 yields. And now with all those wage increases, people in the US must all be living the LIFE.
I mean surely people aren't so dumb so as to forget their debts right? Hell, you guys got thousands of dollars as gibbs. Just that alone can almost pay off the debts if you didn't spend it like a retard. Plus it's just a couple of millenialls and zoomies, i.e. people with no purchasing power in the stock market so nobody really cares.
Meh, highly bullish the way I see it

[Anonymous No.55437100]

>>55437087
my portfolio is sitting at an all time high right now by a good margin.
so is my net worth in general

[Anonymous No.55437099]

>>55436656

Wtf I was joking earlier, they actually managed a new record on cocoa just 10 mins ago

[Anonymous No.55437103]

>>55437074
if you hold long enough (couple of months) surely you'll get the chance to break even
but as soon as you break even you should get out of that position then buy back when it's back under $7
or maybe just dollar cost average and hold that bag for a few years

[Anonymous No.55437114]

>>55437100

[Anonymous No.55437116]

>>55437100
top signal, thanks

[Anonymous No.55437119]

>>55437084
thanks for explaining

[Anonymous No.55437128]

>>55437100
Post portfolio. Truly jelly and want to learn how to fuckin get out of this mess I have gotten myself into. I need better stocks

[Anonymous No.55437134]

Sirs please stop selling the SOFI thank you sirs

[Anonymous No.55437138]

Speaking of student loans, I'm about to go to college and it's fully paid off by the GI bill but my school is willing to give 20k in scholarships and 9k in loans per year, should i accept the loans and invest those free shekels for 4 years in something safe and then pay it off before it starts gaining interest, or are student loans not to be touched no matter what

[Anonymous No.55437139]

>>55437128
You wouldn't happen to be fighting the trend would you?

[Anonymous No.55437141]

you smacked my bobo around?

[Anonymous No.55437145]

Who the fuck is pumping

[Anonymous No.55437147]

>>55437128
Meltzer rates this GIF at five stars.

[Anonymous No.55437151]

>>55437138
>something safe

[Anonymous No.55437164]

>>55437145
How can the price move up without money? What is this?

[Anonymous No.55437165]

>>55437138

[Anonymous No.55437176]

>>55437128
it's about 1500 shares of SOXL
most people don't have the stomach for it, so i'd look elsewhere

[Anonymous No.55437177]

>>55437164
deflationary depression officially over
picrelated confirms

[Anonymous No.55437179]

>>55437164
price moves up if buyers are more agressive, even if there are technically more people wanting to sell. Why not wait a minute with selling and get a higher price? Problem is when price turns around, then there are a line or people wanting to sell, and buyers have already used their cash. Now everyone is loaded with stocks.

[Anonymous No.55437186]

>>55437151
you only have to beat 4.99% for it to be worth it and there's plenty of safe options for that

[Anonymous No.55437190]

>>55437138
yo do NOT, do NOT gamble with money that isn't yours unless you A. really, really know what you are doing or B. won't be held accountable for fucking up
Just keep in mind that taking a loan to invest means that your returns have to be consistently AT LEAST above inflation+interest rate just to break even

[Anonymous No.55437193]

>>55437176
what's your average price? did you get in low or recent?

[Anonymous No.55437199]

this weeks episode of
>can't say they aren't doing it

[Anonymous No.55437202]

i declare today to be gay day. you are all gay.

[Anonymous No.55437207]

>>55437193
12.09 is my average

[Anonymous No.55437210]

Bobo always has to sound smarter and justify their plays, because over a long enough time frame it only goes up.

[Anonymous No.55437211]

>>55437202
faggot

[Anonymous No.55437216]

>>55437084
Loading up on that BEAR NASDAQ X20 AVA 27, eh?
I am not so sure with this rally, fellow swedbro. Don't underestimate the retard strength of the american market, especially considering we are getting closes and closer to 4th of July

[Anonymous No.55437228]

>>55437211
happy gay day to you too faggot

[Anonymous No.55437239]

why the fuck is SPY

[Anonymous No.55437253]

>>55437216
>especially considering we are getting closes and closer to 4th of July
unironically, why is that? stuff tends to dump before holidays, so why is the 4th of july so special? does hearing "oh say can't you see" give you some sort of impulse to throw money away?

[Anonymous No.55437254]

>>55437207
I'm calling bullshit on your picture perfect accuracy story.
With these "skills" there wouldn't be any student loan debt in your life and the only thing keeping you up at night were your indecisiveness about the color of your bugatti(s).

[Anonymous No.55437266]

stocks melt up into a recession, 2s are at pre-gfc highs, you have been warned

[Anonymous No.55437276]

>too late for the melt-up
>too early for the crash
thats it im calling JG wentworth

[Anonymous No.55437280]

>>55437207
very nice. Any leaps?

I wanted to buy so badly when it was under 10 dollars but I'm so fucking poor. Been working towards doing IT bootcamps the last couple years and some career development shit. Hopefully I can get hired before the market runs up.

If I had a steady paycheck I would have bought leaps every week on soxl while it was under 15 dollars and especially under 10.

[Anonymous No.55437282]

>>55437254
i literally bought it when SOX moved above the 200 SMA which was around 12.09
also made 760+ on covered calls. easy money.

[Anonymous No.55437291]

>>55437266
i get my huge neet bux stack at the end of august which means the market will crash the second i invest it all, you're welcome for this insider knowledge

[Anonymous No.55437292]

>>55437266
>stocks melt up into a recession

[Anonymous No.55437305]

>>55437280
didn't get any LEAPS. regret it a little bit. i'd focus on getting hired before investing. gotta have steady cash flow.

[Anonymous No.55437307]

mexican restaurants don't give you free chips and salsa for to go orders anymore? wtf

[Anonymous No.55437318]

>>55437282
Well, anon.
Seems like you were telling the truth after all.
Congratulations.
Next year you'll be worrying about the paint codes, it seems.

[Anonymous No.55437322]

>>55437216
Actually bear omx ava 28 :)

On midsummer the retards shill their biggest gains stocks, to even bigger retards, with an even smaller timeframe in mind. My dad and grandfather has taught me that when a taxi driver shills a stock we're close to the top.

The 4th of july is the same, the retards will shill their best gains, hoping to get even higher, and as soon as the last retard has bought we start tanking. I also believe the last to buy are quick to sell, to whatever buyer there is, causing big price movement. This is a shillers rally.

[Anonymous No.55437325]

MUbros...

[Anonymous No.55437332]

Weird how Biden's published inflation numbers have been disagreeing with all the other sources ever since they started getting better the last few months. Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.55437334]

>>55437307
You can clean the bowls at the restraunt, but you have to buy togo containers to give to customers, should be obvious.
>back in my day soda was a nickel and togo chips were free

[Anonymous No.55437342]

>>55437332

[Anonymous No.55437344]

>>55437282
>above the 200 SMA

is this soxl shill or lum poster?

[Anonymous No.55437351]

>>55437342
or raise wages, funny how that works.

[Anonymous No.55437361]

Oh good it's pumping again
wagmi

[Anonymous No.55437363]

>>55437344
soxl shill has far more money than i do

[Anonymous No.55437364]

>>55436977
If your sis asks, just tell her you were watching out for them to make sure no pervs were leaving lewd comments on their videos.

[Anonymous No.55437367]

>>55437322
>My dad and grandfather has taught me that when a taxi driver shills a stock we're close to the top.
this phenomenon was shown perfectly when every prostitute on onlyfans was shilling GME and then everything crashed instantly

[Anonymous No.55437385]

>>55437325
you literally knew earnings were going to be shit
we all knew
why did you hold?

[Anonymous No.55437399]

>>55437322
Honestly, I'd like to short this market as well but don't have the balls to do it. I guess the market will do some sort of retracement on Monday but honestly it feels to me that this rally is unstoppable so a retracement doesn't necessarily have to happen.
How are you guys so sure as to when to short? Then again if you guys knew that, everyone here would be a millionaire already

[Anonymous No.55437405]

I’ve been traveling through Asia and Europe and the difference between euro /Asian and American obesity is that you'll see lots of men in Asia and Europe with a gut.

But in America it's just so much more than a gut. It's a bigger person. A transformation

[Anonymous No.55437411]

Guess who forgot to check his vega exposure on a $25 risk trade

[Anonymous No.55437416]

>>55437399
Noone knows, it's just qualified guesses and degenerate gambling

[Anonymous No.55437421]

>>55436977
>uses his real name

[Anonymous No.55437426]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiHd8j_guvs

[Anonymous No.55437445]

>>55437411
At least it's only a few hundred bucks

[Anonymous No.55437458]

>>55437138
yes you probably have the discipline required to not fuck this up.
Just buy US-T bills with the cash periodically

[Anonymous No.55437461]

>>55437411
>bomma-vomma-zomma'd
deep in the brown hole

[Anonymous No.55437471]

>>55437138
>should i accept the loans and invest those free shekels for 4 years
my father used to tell me "there was a time when it was a disgrace to be in debt"

[Anonymous No.55437478]

>>55437098
>The average person
>Investing
>Not spending everything immediately on new fitbits and doordash
kek

[Anonymous No.55437487]

>>55436567
how fucking new are you retard?

[Anonymous No.55437488]

>>55437385
Last time they were shit and stock pumped anyway. Earnings are a crapshoot

[Anonymous No.55437498]

How long can Biden keep faking inflation data?

[Anonymous No.55437509]

good day

[Anonymous No.55437526]

>>55437445
It means I stayed in the wagie cagie for 40 hours for free
How do I short myself

I closed, but I WILL BE PHYSICALLY SHITTING IF IV GOES BACK UP BY EOD AND CLOSES GREEN

[Anonymous No.55437532]

>>55437498
sorry chud inflation is dead

[Anonymous No.55437536]

>>55436636
>He didnt swing it both ways and double his money twice
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.55437545]

I think this market should go down

[Anonymous No.55437547]

>>55437488
>Last time they were shit and stock pumped anyway
that was the era of crazy retard pump where good news were bullish and bad news were extra bullish because they meant good news were coming soon
right now it's a bit different because people are starting to use their brains a tiny little bit more

[Anonymous No.55437549]

How do we profit off this

[Anonymous No.55437551]

>>55437325
there is no reason to own it, exit the position

[Anonymous No.55437557]

>>55437361
>buy every dip

[Anonymous No.55437559]

>>55437549
won't happen
their sign says JUST but they will be JUSTED when biden forbids them to strike and all they can do is say o-okay

[Anonymous No.55437561]

The Battery Scam. ENVX. He Doesn't Know About The Battery Scam.

[Anonymous No.55437564]

>>55436641
>>55436685
Zoom out: this creates additional burden. Because its a federal loan, it should be secured. This means the debts should be made whole. Who is more likely toose, derivatives traders, or normalfags that have to drain their bank accounts to make good?
This is unironically bullish, but I am still confident in a large downturn in 4-6 months

[Anonymous No.55437578]

Is putting 70% of my pension in VT and 30% in QQQ a good idea?

[Anonymous No.55437579]

Can you guys please take a look at ENVX it's such a fucking scam lmfao. I haven't shorted it yet but I mean how can one not considering shorting it at these valuations when they're literally never going to get meaningful revenues.

[Anonymous No.55437582]

>>55437561
?

[Anonymous No.55437584]

>>55437559
The company gave them a shitty contract proposal and they said they have until today to bring a much better offer or they're authorizing the strike.

[Anonymous No.55437589]

>>55437578
put a some in SSO and QLD too, rebalance at the next crash

[Anonymous No.55437595]

ZIM reversal bros we're in business

[Anonymous No.55437597]

>>55436603
A wrong clock is stopped twice a day.

[Anonymous No.55437609]

>>55437582
There's this dogshit battery tech company called ENVX that is pumping on headlines about how they've secured a "Military Contract" to produce their batteries. The problem is that the company is misleading investors. They don't actually have a fucking large scale contract. They have a tiny contract for DEMONSTRATIVE purposes for some military contractor.

The reason no one will give ENVX a large scale contract EVER is because their batteries are incredibly hard to make because they stack silicon anodes in a really uniform manner that is way different from the traditional battery method of winding a graphite anode around like a "jelly roll". This means to stack the anodes in a really specialized way you need specialized equipment that manufacturers will charge a fuck load for. On top of that these batteries only have 20% more capacity. On top of that these batteries are largely made MANUALLY when over-specialized equipment isn't used

So no one is ever going to approach ENVX for their shitty expensive batteries that require tons of money and time to make.

The company is full of stock pumpers / promoters and mega boomer retards luring in dumb retail investors.

In other words, this is the perfect shitco short imo. I have no position yet, just floating this idea around in recent days.

[Anonymous No.55437614]

>>55437589
Can't get ProShares through my broker, and I don't really wanna use leverage in my pension as then I have to actively manage it. I can add some SPY.

[Anonymous No.55437632]

>>55437584
>any day now
but picrelated tops

[Anonymous No.55437658]

>>55437614
instead of SPY and VT maybe consider VOO and VXUS, might let you have a bit more options should you want to allocate in US vs. non-US

[Anonymous No.55437681]

>Excellent market breadth. Everything in the S&P 500 is up today.

[Anonymous No.55437689]

If you *had* to own something highly-shorted, or wanted to in order to balance the factor risk, what highly-shorted stocks do you actually kind of like as a long here?

[Anonymous No.55437692]

>>55437681
A rising tide lifts all ships Anon
Bidenomics!
this is equity in action

[Anonymous No.55437709]

>>55437026
Something is going to happen and you glowniggers won't be able to manipulate the market anymore. I don't know what it is, but it will happen. The yield curve is never wrong.

[Anonymous No.55437715]

SOXL bros we broke $25

[Anonymous No.55437718]

>rumors of first commercial flight
>buy into it
>news of Titan sub hits mainstream days after with news of Branson asking for an extra $400 mill from shareholders
>in the hole but big event is coming up so hopefully I can cash out after that
>big day hits, stock crashes even more
>they didn't even go to space, just did a flip in the upper atmosphere
>spaghetti holds Italian flag up during livestream
>viva italia

[Anonymous No.55437721]

>>55437715
25
>25
25
>25
25
>25

[Anonymous No.55437722]

>>55437715
HOLD TIL 26

[Anonymous No.55437727]

>>55437715
hahahahaha we did it!

on our way to 30! and then 50!

[Anonymous No.55437809]

>>55436985
>Each market will close early at 1:00 p.m. (1:15 p.m. for eligible options) on Monday, July 3, 2023, Wednesday, July 3, 2024, and Thursday, July 3, 2025.
-https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars

[Anonymous No.55437811]

All we need is a catalyst to collapse this fake and gay glownigger market. It's a fucking house of cards.

[Anonymous No.55437816]

>>55437811
just buy all in
go ahead and buy the leveraged ETFs
its only going up

[Anonymous No.55437829]

>>55437816
Your days are numbered, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.55437836]

>>55437829
I.... I am not a Fed
I'm just a guy who really really likes stonks

[Anonymous No.55437837]

>>55437099
>>55436656
https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/29/economy/el-nino-economic-impact/index.html

[Anonymous No.55437843]

>>55437715
Told you guys we were gonna be ok. David wouldn't let us down.

[Anonymous No.55437846]

the Biden Economic Plan is working
and that's more Bang's for your buck!

[Anonymous No.55437854]

>>55437276
kek

[Anonymous No.55437859]

>>55437658
I've gone for:
>20% VOO
>20% QQQ
>10% EMs
>40% dev ex US
>10% bonds

[Anonymous No.55437869]

>Gelato #33
I am in love bros

[Anonymous No.55437878]

>>55437276
which one has the astigmatism?

[Anonymous No.55437879]

>>55437405
>Plagiarizing Skallas
Irony is lindy.

[Anonymous No.55437889]

>>55437487
We've had the soi workaround since they first implemented it years ago. But now I want to shill my SÓYB gains without having to fuck around with accented characters.

[Anonymous No.55437890]

SOXL sissies how we doing today?

[Anonymous No.55437899]

>>55436603

[Anonymous No.55437904]

>>55437549
UPS is green and FDX is red. Therefore the strike isn't real. That's what the market is telling you and the market is never wrong.

[Anonymous No.55437914]

is GRIN still free money?

[Anonymous No.55437921]

>>55437609
Weren't some retards in the DoD talking about making the military all electric by the end of the decade? Sounds like a perfect shitco long.

[Anonymous No.55437926]

>>55436677
In my case, actually correct. It's too bad, I was hoping that Biden would bullshit he was through and save me a bit of change, but I'll just pay it in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.55437930]

I just shorted QQQ, what should I expect?

[Anonymous No.55437936]

>>55437595
Shipping is getting FUCKED. In the ASS.

Except tankers. Tankers are cool.

[Anonymous No.55437939]

>>55437930
for tech to rip to new highs before close.

[Anonymous No.55437942]

NYT is telling people to kill themselves to lose their student debt.

[Anonymous No.55437946]

>>55437930
pain, frustration, feelings of inadequacy

[Anonymous No.55437951]

yep today is gay day. i knew it. gayest day ever.

[Anonymous No.55437968]

>>55436989
Because that gap up was powered by nothing and no bolumes. Where bolumes? I see no bolumes. I see gaping hole in chart now.

[Anonymous No.55437985]

>>55437689
MSTR. Giga-FUD from the SEC wasn't enough to drive BTC out of its recent channel so it's going to continue its march higher.

[Anonymous No.55437987]

>>55437930
Retard pumps so you panic cover and then it goes down

[Anonymous No.55437989]

just tell me smg tell me what stock will give me lots of money in a month or so. just tell me. why are you keeping it a secret. you know which stocks will pump so just tell me. im begging you smg i need moeny.

[Anonymous No.55437994]

>tfw finally get the balls to short spy
>it doesnt stop pumping

[Anonymous No.55438006]

>>55437718
>they didn't even go to space, just did a flip in the upper atmosphere
I keep telling people SPCE has no (0, nil, nullo, nada) business model.

If you want a cool space meme, go with RKLB. They're at least carving out a niche with hypersonics and being a competent NotSpaceX.

[Anonymous No.55438007]

I can't begin to tell you how happy it makes me to watch the market pulverizing all the faggot bears into mush. For the past YEAR all they've done is screech about muh recession, muh interest rates, and how this is the next 1929. And where are we? Less than 8% away from all-time highs on SPX.

Get FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.55438012]

>>55437994
>shorts world's largest economy
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.55438023]

>>55437994
>>tfw finally get the balls to short spy
you mean you finally lost enough iq points to short it
literally why would you ever, thats just a fucking gamble

[Anonymous No.55438032]

>>55437942
Bullish for SOXL

[Anonymous No.55438035]

>>55438007

[Anonymous No.55438041]

>>55437914
>Grindrod
I thought that was GRND

[Anonymous No.55438045]

>VTI $220.59
so what is the reason for this? because student loan cancellation was blocked lol

[Anonymous No.55438053]

I don't think this stock market thing is for me

[Anonymous No.55438056]

>>55438007
Your time will come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD_G-7_A35Y

[Anonymous No.55438059]

Nobody thinks the market is going up way too fast?

[Anonymous No.55438063]

[Anonymous No.55438066]

MARA CHADS WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.55438067]

>>55438059
you had all of last week to buy in

[Anonymous No.55438068]

>>55438059
This is Joe Biden's America.
What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.55438069]

>>55438045
PCE came in colder than a dead hooker's snatch. People therefore think Powell got his soft landing and rate cuts are just around the corner.

Rate cuts -> plunge in the dollar index (DXY) -> rise in asset prices.

[Anonymous No.55438084]

Don't forget we live in a clown world where everything is backwards.
>Economy is terrible
>Stock market goes straight up

[Anonymous No.55438086]

>>55436636
Are there still degenerates using robbinhood?

[Anonymous No.55438088]

>>55438053

[Anonymous No.55438095]

somebody bake i simply won't waste a post in no man's land

[Anonymous No.55438098]

>>55438059
Powell is doing everything he can to bail out banks, avoid rate hikes, and slow walk QT. That means the Fed is, despite 5% nominal rates, accommodative. And will cut the first chance they get.

Throw in a government deficit that's clocking in at 8% of GDP and you have a bunch of money taken from bond baggies to be circulated into the economy.

So unless an African American swan appears out of nowhere, there's zero reason we shouldn't be making new all time highs.

[Anonymous No.55438103]

>>55438066
Hell yeah. Plus HUT and HIVE are doing even better. The SEC can't stop this train.

[Anonymous No.55438118]

>>55438084
>charts are shit
>holiday weekend usually dumps
>market goes up, because it just does okay?
It's become pretty retarded, yeah.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55438121]

>>55438066
>with a 24% short interest
>BTC going up
bro.... BRO. we're gonna be fucking RICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55438133]

>>55438118
>holiday weekend usually dumps
Huh?

[Anonymous No.55438136]

>>55438069
powell said hes raising 50 more basis points this year. Also rate cuts are bearish. Get out once they start cutting or before

[Anonymous No.55438148]

>>55438136
>powell said hes raising 50 more basis points this year.
And every chance he gets he talks about being data dependent. Jackson Hole Powell is gone.

[Anonymous No.55438152]

bears always seem confused about whats happening. are they all midwits?

[Anonymous No.55438155]

>>55437890
We're so back

[Anonymous No.55438161]

>>55438148
He's probably gonna raise it, but, he is gonna spread it out to absorb the effects of deflation, but, it is deff a stupid move. The fed has pussy hands and we need serious action to curb inflation, so, I do not expect this to be the end of the story.

[Anonymous No.55438164]

>>55438148
it doesn't matter. People think cutting rates is bullish, but its not. When they cut rates that is when you want to sell. Soft landing or no soft landing it will already be priced in and all the retail retards will still be bullish and get rugged

[Anonymous No.55438185]

>>55438161
Yea they are not about to let inflation go rampant. They will hold rates higher for longer if anything. Cuts are not happening if the economy remains strong. How many fucking times does jerome need to say hes not cutting.

[Anonymous No.55438190]

>>55438152
yes

[Anonymous No.55438193]

>>55438045
Because AA was overturned in colleges, and today challenges have been made that will extend the SC decision to hiring practices.

[Anonymous No.55438194]

>>55438185
Retards on biz don't actually understand economics, so, they will never get it.

[Anonymous No.55438202]

>>55438161
Today's PCE data suggests he'll handwave and say "We need more time, we're just holding at a restrictive level. Honest." Maybe point to an uptick in jobless claims or dip in JOLTS.

>>55438164
In the 90s they cut rates without a crisis, so it's not unheard of.

[FRESH No.55438220]

>>55438198
>>55438198
>>55438198

[Anonymous No.55438224]

>>55438185
>>55438194
Their job is to keep inflation from going rampant, yes, but they also need to keep it around. How the fuck else does our government not get crushed by debt? The numbers do not work if we return to 1-2% CPI.

[Anonymous No.55438229]

>>55438202
but now everything is priced in and some. I think this market is going to implode like the Titan at 12,000 feet. There will be a trigger and no one will see it except a few in the know

[Anonymous No.55438276]

>>55438229
Think of it this way: 18 months ago, things were humming along but everything was, what, 20% cheaper? So why wouldn't company shares be 20% above previous ATHs?

Interest rates that are going to be cut within a year? Those don't affect P/E valuations that look 10 years ahead.

[Anonymous No.55438684]

>>55438276
>Think of it this way: 18 months ago, things were humming along but everything was, what, 20% cheaper? So why wouldn't company shares be 20% above previous ATHs?
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.55439469]

>>55436458
I am 80% down on my puts on Carnival. Honestly horse shit